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Why do bongs eat such totally shit food? You can understand

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Why do bongs eat such totally shit food?

You can understand Africans and Asians watching muck due to no money, but Bongs are supposed to be developed and they still eat "food" that would make a bush nigger puke. Why?
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>>732225359
i don't see anything wrong with that plate.
sunday roast in bongland looks delicious.
they have fish n chips too, which i adore.
they probably have shit bbq unless a southerner from the US posted up with a smoker and some pig meat, but he'd be run off by the cultural enrichment due to non halal ha.
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>>732225359
bongs? the fuck are you talking about
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>>732227076

I recognize british food
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>>732225359
That meat is looks like it was cooked right, those potatoes look delicious, the veggies could be more interesting but that is what the sauce is for. I don't know about those bread thingies, but if they taste good I'd eat them.
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>>732227143
well. i think this just looks good. and a bush nigger would certainly love this, as it is better than anything he could ever dream of having
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frozen peas
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>732227235
Also to add on this, I would roast those peas and carrots in butter with garlic, thyme and salt, which would be the only change I would make to that plate.
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>>732227235
Not bread, they're called yorkshire puddings, they're made from batter basically
They taste nice as fuck
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>>732227489
No no no. Carrots should be roasted in honey and orange. Peas should be fucked off and replaced will purple sprouting broccoli
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>>732225359
like what
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>>732227235
Yorkshire puddings. A batter of flour, eggs and milk, cooked using a special oven tin with exceptionally hot beef dripping in it.
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>>732227537
Oh, I've had that, tasty as fuck. Didn't recognize them initially.
>>732227569
Honey, orange and garlic at least anon. Also I tend to like peas, whether they came from a frozen bag or fresh from the pod. Fresh is better of course, but you can cook frozen peas to be delicious imo.
I do like purple sprouting broccoli, but I tend to eat it raw in a broccoli salad with red onions, pine nuts, bacon bits and a nice sour cream dressing.
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>>732227537
Yorkshires are god tier
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>>732227708
Yeah another anon let me know, I've had them and enjoyed it.
I tend to like British food, but that might be because it is similar to some danish dishes I've grown up with.
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>>732225359
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>>732225359
My parents are bongs. So i am a first generation american even though my mexican girlfriends parents dont view it that way. Lots of english shit is gross, like any cultures food, but you know damn well a sunday roast is delicsous as fuck.
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>>732227780
There should be enough garlic on the potatoes and in the gravy for you not to miss it on the carrots to be fair, but each to their own Anon.

Nice shout for the purple sprouting broccoli - try it with a poached egg and a sprinkling of paprika on top too
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>>732228487
Well if the sauce and taters have garlic, the only thing I'd miss on the carrots would be thyme, I love carrots and thyme.
To be fair adding a poached egg to almost anything would make it better.
Have you tried butter steamed fresh green asparagus? It's really tasty.
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>>732225359
Hahaha, your thread backfired, didn't it, you corn-syrup chugging fat cunt?
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>>732229014
Talking of corn syrup, I still regret tasting coka cola in my home country after going to Puerto Rico last year. That corn syrup shit tastes bad and I could've avoided drinking cola, if I had refrained from drinking the danish version made with beet sugar when I came home.
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>>732229543
coca*
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>>732228703
How remiss of me for not mentioning thyme. Please forgive me Anon.

>Have you tried butter steamed fresh green asparagus? It's really tasty.
I shall certainly give it a try. Usually I prefer my asparagus wrapped in pancetta, lightly roasted served with a hollandaise sauce and a crisp sauvignon blanc - but anything is worth a try
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>>732225359
bongs dont eat, retard.
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>>732225359
Looks pretty tasty to me anon
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>>732227537
This makes me so fucking hard
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>>732229632
>tasty
grow up, child.
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>>732229014
ITT; OP just sits back and cries at what they have created
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>>732229726
Sore cause your tendies were burnt?
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>>732225359
That looks fucking delicious cunt
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>>732229600
Dubs of truth
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>>732229779
no, because these dumb childish words like "tasty" and "comfy" and "grill" are ruining this website.
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>>732229569
That way of cooking it is also really good.
Butter steaming is just so easy and good.
Actually butter steaming any green makes it good and it doesn't have to be super fatty.
I do it in a pot under a lid, with a centimeter of water on the bottom and as little as 5 grams of butter. Takes about 10 minutes to make.
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>>732225359
Roast and full English are fucking god tier
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>>732229854
This website was born ruined big fella, did you miss the memo
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>>732229912
Wtf did you do to your crumps?
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>>732229854
/b/ the home of traps, banana threads and cock rates.

Definitely ruined by a few words.
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>>732229912
Aside from being really delicious, a full english breakfast combined with a pint of cold water, contains all the things you need to recover from a hangover.
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They don't have shit food. Your problem is that you go to bongland and then order pizza and then bitch that it doesn't taste good.
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>>732229859
You can also make a parcel out of tin foil for the same thing and it saves on the washing up.
It's like a bastardisation of cooking "en papillote" but it's good for cooking multiple dishes at the same time, as well as adding different flavours to different elements without using multiple pots
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>>732230021
thats what started it. it wasnt always full of bananas and 50% gay porn threads. it was a very slippery slope.
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>>732229997
Not sure if trolling or has never heard of black pudding
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>>732230037
I'm convinced British food is designed around nursing a hangover.
A roast also works wonders.
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>>732230072
/b/ was never good newfriend.
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>>732227235
>sauce

It's fuckin gravy m8
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>>732225359
Haven't really tried much of british cuisine, but the fry up is fucking delicious and it keeps you full for a long time.

Cheers from Finland to all my friends in Bongland.
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>>732225359
What the fuck is a Bong?
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>>732230136
Yep - it's called "All Day Breakfast" for a reason. Well, it was, until Ameirfats took it to mean they can get breakfast items all day. SMH
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>>732230136
I'm pretty sure you guys have a blood sausage dish in Finland? Similar to our black pudding.

Would like to try it.
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>>732229912
god tier until heart attack
i admit i like it too every now and then. everything is unhealthy when you exaggerate. always keep the balance.
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>>732230230
The spanish have a version too - called Morcilla
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>>732229997
WTF is a crump?, I've heard of crumpets or trumps, but never crumps.
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>>732230169
Bongs aka Britbongs aka British ppl
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>>732225359
Op is dumb as shit. That breakfeast dish is phenomenal. Go back to enjoying your diarrhea on a plate from Ihop.
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>>732230274
And that is fucking lovely too. I think it's still illegal in America, at least it was for ages. Land of the free.
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>>732230119
yes it was you retard.
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>>732230169
a large waterpipe for abusing marihuana.
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Bong Sunday dinner, is baked beef with potaotes baked in grease and boiled vegetables. Complete shit tier.

Bong breakfast = Fry things in lard. Complete shit tier.


Bongs are the ultimate shit eaters.
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>>732230127
Oh right, there is enough of it, that does make it a gravy. Thanks anon.
>>732230071
Well when I cook, I tend to do it at some friends of mines place. They provide me with ingredients and do the dishes and I get as elaborate as I possibly can with the stuff I have.
It's a rather good way of doing it for a poorfag gourmand like myself.
Plus I get to put my food in other people and have them praise it.
>>732230094
Well all of the fine alcohol and beer the brits make, kind of necessitates them making food to nurse hangovers.
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>>732230230
I think most countries have their own version of black pudding.

We have blood sausage and blood pancakes, both delicious.
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TESTPOST PLEASE IGNORE
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>>732230230
germany loves the blood sausage.
my vietnamese friends eat fresh jelled pig blood with some herbs and spices. all going with cold beer. worth a try too mates.
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>>732230386
> I think it's still illegal in America

I think so too - they need the pigs blood to keep their reptile overlords alive. It's true. Read it on facebook
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>>732230424
Never abuse marijuana, or cannabis as the rest of us call it, it's nice so be nice to it.
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>>732225359
From the horrors of British cuisine you actually managed to find an example that looks quite tasty.
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'Small' breakfast from a cafe in Wales. About US5 with a mug of tea or coffee.
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>>732230381
>Go back to enjoying your diarrhea on a plate from Ihop.

Geometrically superior to any bong food.
Wendy's is gastronomic delight compared to Bong haute cuisine.

A stall by the side of a toilet drain in Mumbai serves better quality, more palatable food than the richest Bongs are served at dinner.
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>>732227411
whats wrong with frozen vegetables you autist?
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>>732230463
why?
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>>732230479
does it have a name?
it sounds lovely
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>>732230037
Water and greasy food mate? Asking for trouble

Tea is the way
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>>732230479
tiet canh
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>>732230540
most people actually call it marijuana because thats the legal term. it separates the drug from hemp, since they both are cannabis.

nobody that actually smokes calls it cannabis.
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>>732230535
Must be true then, I saw it in The Sun newspaper, and they never lie, ever.
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>>732230446
>It's a rather good way of doing it for a poorfag gourmand like myself

It's the best way. Cooking with what is available is a valuable skill. Forces you to combine flavour profiles you wouldn't normally to inject some interest. It's why there are so many derivations of curry.
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Full fry-ups, fish & chips, and Sunday roasts with puds are generally good; the rest of the food is flavorless, expensive, and terrible. Even the Indian food I had in London was kind of bland, wtf?

Note to merkins: puds/yorkshire puddings use the same batter (and have the same flavor) as popovers.
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>>732230626
here you go mate >>732230655. basically fresh blood with things in it
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>>732229912
Apart from the blood sausage, this looks pretty darned good.
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>>732230452

Boudin noir is a delight, Blutwurst superior to that even.

Britbong blood sausage is blod and rusk and tastes of.... Grease.

Bongs are shit eaters
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>>732230544
dubs don't lie OP
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>>732230627
A can of Coke. It de-greases as you drink it and give you a good amount of sugar to kick start the day.
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>>732230659
marijuana is only a legal term in 'merica
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>>732225359
Hey OP, you cunt, would you mind explaining the grammatical phonetics/origin of Bong? Up until this point I thought bong was a marijuana smoking apparatus and "boong" was a derogatory term for an Aboriginal Australian. If Bong is British, I honestly have no idea what the fuck you are on about.
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>>732230737
Coca cola breakfast club
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>>732230743
yea, where you can often just go buy it at the store, where they call it marijuana.
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>>732230549

Why not just eat a block of lard? It would be lighter and just as flavorsome.
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>>732230603
Whats right with them? They shrivel when cooked as the ice melts taking valuable nutrients with it. Cook fresh. Always.
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>>732230701
and its duck aswell, i might just have to try this now
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>>732230072
You don't understand the real meaning behind the banana, new friend
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>>732230743
this is america you retard
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>>732230626
they also put blood jelly in some of their soups or eat it just like that. also not bad.
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>>732230627
Water for the dehydration, but a pot of tea would work just the same. Actually now I think of it, tea promotes urination more than straight water, letting you get rid of more byproducts from alcohol.
Yeah I agree with you now, tea is superior.
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>>732230783

it's a meme you newfag shitcunt

bong as in big ben going bong

aka britbong
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>>732230659
ah, so i don't call it that then?, fuck, I've been wrong for the last 27 years and no one has ever thought to tell me. Marijuana is the yank term used back in the day cos it sounds mexican and put people off. History, do you do it?
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>>732225359

I would enjoy killing you tbqph
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>>732230709
Then you haven't had good black pudding. The stuff I get from a local butcher uses blood from free range organic pigs and has a small amount of rusk and is herbed. It's orgasmic.
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>>732230661
Weathervane of truth that publication, always.
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>>732230783
Summer, summer, summer time.
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>>732230898
>>>/bant/
this is an american website. we call it marijuana in america, even when you go to the store and buy it legally.
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>>732230697
My friends take it to another level, sometimes when they have me cook, they ask for vegan food so all of our acquaintances can join if they want. I usually cook at workshops we do.
Knowing how to make diverse and nourishing vegan food with what is available has made me a better chef in my own opinion.
I've learned stuff from that complements a lot of meat dishes.
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>>732230814
i only know the pig type. i guess it is hard to get fresh duck blood here in germany
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>>732230985
>american website
>japanese owner
kys
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>>732230805
Not at all, it's absolutely delicious and not greasy. Compared to some yank breakfasts i've had it would shit all over them. It's about the ingredients and the cooking.
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>>732231029
from that, that*
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>>732230930

You are simply accustomed to fecal tasting grease stodge.
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>>732231088
so what? everything american is owned by foreigners now anyways. doesnt make it not american.
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>>732230808
Protip, frozen vegetables will always contain more nutrients than fresh ones. The freezing actually stops vitamins from spoiling.
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>>732230985
ooh, ain't you all posh n shit, fuck off, it's an old term that needs to be forgotten. And it's not legal at a federal level, just state, and trump is gonna fuck that up for you poor sods.
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>>732231129
it is actually a japanese in japan. not an immigrant.
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>>732231129
ha haha, just read that back to yourself.
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>>732230808
Frozen can have more nutrients so this really made me think
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>>732230805
Actually, british breakfasts are generally very tasty. Its a good start of your day.
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>>732231038
i did a bit of reasearch and the reason why its not really done with duck anymore is because of the avian flu thing
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>>732231091

It's 100% pure lard. I have literally never seen anything as grease soaked presented for human consumption.
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>>732231142
no he's not gonna fuck it up you retard, do you not pay attention?

there needs to be a distinction between the plant you smoke and the plant you make stuff out of. you shouldnt smoke hemp, trust me its bad.
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>>732231186
the italians own chrysler, but jeeps are still considered american.
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>>732231203

Licking the grease trap of grill would be of greater or equal nutritional and gastronomic value.
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>>732231216
at least the Britbongs do bacon properly, none of yer pitiful streaky stuff, they have proper eyes of meat on their bacon.
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>>732231187
>being this ignorant of the economy.
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>>732231119
Ummm, no. I enjoy a very healthy diet. Lots of fish and shellfish, some pasta and masses of fresh and frozen veg. We have some great Indian/Asian restaurants (msg free). Carry on trolling tho
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>>732231133
Amerifag confirmed. Keep peddling that monsanto bullshit friend.
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>>732231300

It's disgusting stuff, thick with fat and never properly cured.
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>>732231279
i thaught jeeps were a type of car
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>>732231250
He will fuck it up, all his mates own pharma companies and they are losing money left, right and center.

If you can't tell the difference between hemp and cannabis then you shouldn't be allowed out on your own.
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>>732231355
Frozen veg isn't all from monsanto, heck monsanto products are illegal where I live.
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>>732231279
only by Americans
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>>732230889
That is a shit meme, and whomever came up with it should give up.
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>>732231422
if you call marijuana "cannabis" you either wear a fedora or are from england.
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>>732231194
It's a myth friend. Veg will only ever lose nutrients through cooking or processing. Frozen veg needs to go through both before it reaches your stomach, then your body processes it again. Want max nutrients? Eat fruit and veg raw and straight from the ground / plant
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>>732231355
LOL It's just a fact that frozen veggies contain more nutrients. Fresh veggies can taste better, but more often than not they will have lost nutrients while being stored and transported, while frozen does not.

Sorry if facts triggers you, and how the fuck does that even have anything to do with Monsanto?
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>>732231437
I didn't say all frozen veg is. The propaganda about freezing them locks in nutrients is though.
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>>732231489
or the rest of the world. How come all the clubs in Spain are Cannabis clubs then?, not Marijuana clubs?. Ever been to Holland?, cannabis cafes, not marijuana cafes.Why are the Israelis studying cannabis not marijuana for medical use?
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>>732231529
this isnt entirely true. its easier to absorb the nutrients in carrots, for example, when theyre cooked than when theyre raw. it depends on the vegetable, and what the nutrients are, and probably a lot of other factors.

nothing is ever as simple as your point.
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>>732231279
well not only american drive those shithole cars.
thx for the nice comparison
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>>732231489
You are a woman of the world and we bow to your superior knowledge
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>>732231642
>brings up spain, holland and israel like they matter
lol, go back to your containment board
>>>/bant/
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>>732231566
see >>732231636
Contain more nutrients than what? A freshly dug or picked vegetable? You're saying that processing and freezing a vegetable actually ADDS nutrients to that vegetable? How does your keyboard still work from all the drool?
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>>732231477

Doesn't change the fact you're a newfag
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>>732231529
Heat and light will degrade vitamins and nutrients. Also, most fresh produce is picked before fully ripened, in contrast to frozen produce.
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>>732231737
oh dear. You're a dumb yank ain't ya?. No point arguing with stupid people. America isn't the only country in the world that matters, grow up.
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>>732231279
going from mercedes to fiat does not make chrysler ferrari for sure. too bad there won't be a mercedes slk from chrysler any more. now only shit will come
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>>732231769
OK, if you have a garden and pick a ripe vegetable from it, it will most probably have more nutrients than frozen vegetables.

However, throughout the year most fresh produce in the supermarket will not.

Also see >>732231786
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>>732225359
OPs carer here, hes had to get air lifted to emergency after having a tantrum and breaking his chair because I forgot to get him a diet coke with his extra large KFC. He's a big boy and is too big to walk around, anyway he will be able to talk later once he gets his boo boo plastered.
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>>732231821
lol yes it is. go back to the 4chan created by your people then. oh whats that? we made basically every website worth going to?
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>>732231845
That is the ugliest car in the world.
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>>732231737
>The world revolves around my country and all language is based on how we say things, that's what makes us special.
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>>732231845
oh those good old days.
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>>732231786
You guys really think that all food comes from stores don't you? Wow
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>>732231897
your stupid is showing. 'Merica, ma flagz, ma freedomz.You shame your own people.
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Nogs don't eat food. And Changs eat babies.
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>>732231924
its true though. check out where the UN headquarters is.
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>>732229912
i just shit my pants
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>>732231873
>OK, if you have a garden and pick a ripe vegetable from it, it will most probably have more nutrients than frozen vegetables.


ding ding - we have a winner!
Now you're getting it
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>>732230549
disgusting
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>>732231981
ok, we're still winning.

youre free to use the term "cannabis" here. people will look at you weird, sure, but you wont get fined or anything.
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>>732231918
yeah i wonder how an italian guy with sense for art and design possibly ever was able to invent this.
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>>732229912
No sausages GTFO
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>>732231976
That's where most people get their groceries, yes.

If you are some kind of an autist making a case for produce from your private garden, then good for you. The short season your veggies are at their peak, they will surely contain more nutrients than frozen veggies from the store.

I can see how this was an important factor to bring into the discussion. Not.
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>>732232011
You also have a museum for the largest ball of yarn, that doesn't make you the knitting capitol of the world.
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>>732225359
bong here. i'm not autistic and don't care about what other people eat sorry. but i think bong food is delicious, as well as american food and pretty much all other cuisines.

what have you contributed to food culture op?
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>>732232033
yep, also see:

>>732231873
>However, throughout the year most fresh produce in the supermarket will not.

and: >>732232158
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>>732232176
no, but if we had the hall of fame of knitters and the biggest knitters in the world frequently came to our land to meet and discuss knitting it would.
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>>732230703
that's literally the best bit you disgusting degenerate. if i had the option right now of saving 1000000 small children from being tortured by isis or having you hung drawn and quartered and dragged through the streets of london a 6 o'bong you know what choice i'd make, lad
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>>732232288
Meh, your country is powerful true, but it doesn't dictate to the rest of the world. He isn't god emperor yet anon.
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>>732232317
>the option right now of saving 1000000 small children from being tortured by isis
Why would you wanna save future sandniggers?
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>>732231786
>Heat and light will degrade vitamins and nutrients

Correct. However, processing the veg (which is required to freeze it) degrades vitamins and nutrients further still. Also, processing for freezing adds unnecessary chemicals to the produce to extend it's shelf life.
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>>732232377
lol yes he is you retard.

its called marijuana, and a bong is one thing you can use to smoke it.
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>>732232391
huh... i guess you're right. sorry m8
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>>732225359
discord dot gg/cMD2Vch
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>>732232423
It's only called Marijuana in the US and Mexico though. The scientific term is cannabis, the colloquial terms are skunk, pot and the different translations of weed depending on the language in the rest of the world.
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>>732232423
>calling a water pipe a bong
you have to be 18+ to browse 4chan friendo
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>>732232616
ok, let me go use some cannabis with my water pipe.
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>>732232158
>>732232212

Wow. Just wow.

I didn't realise just how cucked and fucked 'murica was until right now.
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>>732232399
The processing is only an issue if you are discussing raw vs frozen. Most people intend to cook their vegetables.

As far as the freezing is concerned, thats the first time I've heard about that. Maybe buy from a less shitty producer?
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>>732232724
ok? we still run the show here on planet earth, so what would that make you?
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>>732232669
I don't really give a shit what you call it, it's marijuana in the US, that's fine. Using your local colloquialism makes sense, just don't assume that name is universal.
That would be the same as me correcting your use of the word raisin, because it's called rosin in Danish.
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>>732232806
I don't buy veg, anon. It's free to grow
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>>732232849
we have a containment board for the foreign perspective now. this is america, trump is president, marijuana is the proper word, you have to go back.

>>>/bant/
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>>732232724
Actually I am from Europe, and you are aware most people don't live on a farm here either?
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>>732232848
No you don't, you sold your souls to the Russians and Chinese years ago. You may as well all rename yourselves Sergei Hong
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>>732232848
mfw when china and europe already have higher gdp than usa.
and also enjoy your president that will make things even worse. seperation policy is the key to going down.
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>>732232848
>election influenced by /pol/
>run the show
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>>732232868
>I don't buy veg, anon. It's free to grow
If your time is worthless, sure. And in your case you have a point.
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>>732232930
>Actually I am from Europe
Prove it Americuck
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>>732232959
>>732232983
>this much denial.
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>>732232920
You actively encourage an echo chamber?
How does that make you superior?
Free and open exchange man, your country was based on it, please don't forget that.
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>>732233007
kek
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>>732233007
pretty soon we're gonna be on mars, so that will be ours too.
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>>732233044
you meant
>all these facts
why you think trump wants european union to go down and gets aggressive towards china? only that he won't make america great again the way he is doing it.
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>>732233050
we only said it was based on it, nobody actually follows that shit.
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>>732232067
Winning at what?, being the most hated country in the world?, or the most inward looking one?
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>>732233152
deviant kids usually hate their parents too.
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>>732232111
Nice trips, I think he had his eyes closed.
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>>732233038
I am curious though as to what country you reside in, because you seem really fucking retarded. Maybe buy some more frozen veggies and get nutrients in your diet. The pesticides on your plants are fucking rotting your brain m8.
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>>732233143
>We based our country on a really good idea
>We don't make an effort to live up to that though.
Superiority for the win.
>>732233198
The US is literally the child of the rest of the world, your country is still wet behind the ears.
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>>732233152
>being the most hated country in the world?
only among leftcucks
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>>732233219
maybe they had the design done in eastern europe or india. bad thing when you also outsource the guys who decide which design is chosen.
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>>732233010
They grow themselves, in the time it takes for one of you amerifats to watch a reality tv show or drive to a drive thru, required garden maintenance can be done.
You telling me you don't have any free time?
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>>732231489
or Scotland, or Wales, or Ireland. Not forgetting nearly every other country on this planet.
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Shit? That's looks great.
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>>732233276
yet we still take care of the biggest conflicts like isis and korea, dominate the entertainment industry, have an extremely disproportionate influence on global economics, the UN headquarters is on our land.
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>>732233249
Stay curious friend. I don't use pesticides, and if you were European you'd realise that you didn't either
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>>732233092
pictures or it didn't happen. and not again those bad fakes and shoops like the moon pics.
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>>732233368
lol those "countries" dont matter.
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>>732229912
This is why we had an empire.
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>>732232868
Land to grow it on isn't free though, and to be fair it is only the second crop made from seeds from the first crop that is free.
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>>732233198
You have never done history have you?, where do you think Americans come from?. Anyway I don't hate all Americans, some of the best people i have met have been Americans, I just hate you.
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>>732233450
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>>732233502
yet you europeans cant take care of shit and dont run anything.
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>>732233291
ha ha ha, no, not at all. You can keep that snowflake shit to yourself
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>>732233092
pretty sure the USA signed the outer space treaty and currently relies on Russia to get to the ISS
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>>732233476
it is kinda sad. same as the romans, the turks, greeks, and so on. how can you be so proud of something you did not manage to keep?
anyway brits really had shit going back in the days. fuck those murricans man, you should have won the war.
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>>732233410
Do you mean create when you say take care of?
I'll concede the point of the entertainment industry.
Your country is most of a continent, of course your economical influence is huge and yeah you have the UN headquarters. But it is not like the UN is a place where every other country comes to get orders from the US.
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>>732233410
take care of?, really, fuck me you need to learn some definitions. Go and pray to a flag. Weirdo
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>>732225359
what the fuck is a bong
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>>732233478
wow - you're so far gone - monsanto has rotted you to you very core.

You stand on land. You have the ability to plant anywhere you want. Fruits and veg grow all around you. Yet, you allow yourself to be dictated to that you must buy land to grow food, that you must buy seeds for your first crop. These things exist, they are not built. You small minded, cuckold cretin.
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>>732230435
>hide inside another food item
>deep fry both and add melted butter to taste
way to go america yet again leading the world in every situation.
>plus 9/10 of our food additives and flavours were banned years ago bcuz unhealthy so that means you have to actually spend a little effort to make sure its really nices and not "looks/smells nice off the top
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>>732233456
small minded fuck, where do you think Americans came from? and why do most americans claim that they are Irish, Scots or Italian then?
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>>732233524
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>>732233558
look outwards not inwards, you may learn something.
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>>732233578
yea, because were focused on bigger things.
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>>732233677
Monsanto is illegal in my country.
Also planting crops on land that isn't yours means you don't have the rights to the full yield.
I actually go out in nature and forage when the seasons work with me.
Stop setting up the monsanto straw man and just advocate for having your own garden like a sane debater would.
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>>732233809
now it is bayer, a german company and soon very legal all over the world
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>>732233809
there is literally nothing wrong with monsanto. they are a profitable company that makes plants better.
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>>732233809
Holy shit! how much is monsanto paying you to write this bullshit. you can plant anywhere and any time. any season. you can even plant in your neighbors garden and he cant do shit.
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>>732233910
frankenfood
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>>732233902
They can't circumvent the laws here in Denmark though, we are very strict here.
>>732233910
I never claimed there was something wrong with them, just that their products aren't allowed here. So they have no recourse to actually brainwash me.
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>>732233994
natty dreads.
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>>732234006
their products should be allowed there.
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>>732234063
nah, they are cunts
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>>732233958
He can remove the plants...
Also I don't work for monsanto, I'm interning at a mom and pop landscaping firm.
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>>732233809
>Monsanto is illegal in my country
No they're not
>Also planting crops on land that isn't yours means you don't have the rights to the full yield
Why would you want/need rights?
>I actually go out in nature and forage when the seasons work with me
Continue and up your efforts and you can eat like a king for free.
> Stop setting up the monsanto straw man and just advocate for having your own garden like a sane debater would
Done several times - you amerifags just don't get it though
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>>732234108
why?
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>>732234063
Nah, you can keep your lawsuits and stopping farmers from saving seeds. Things seem to run much smoother without Monsanto around.
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>>732234181
this guy gets it
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>>732234006
strict my ass. bayer will bribe the shit out of denmark. they could even buy denmark.
no companies are as pro in being corrupt as germans.
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what
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>>732234127
>>Monsanto is illegal in my country
>No they're not
He probably got it wrong, it's just their frankenfood products that are illegal.
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>>732234181
not every seed came from god. monsanto literally does gods work for him and they can do what they want with their product.
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>>732234063
After reading up on them, I tend to agree. I don't want them to farm here though, they use way too many pesticides and junk.
>>732234127
I'm Danish anon. Genetically modified products are not legal here. I'd just like to have my own garden, where people can't fuck with what I want to sow.
Du bliver ved med at kalde mig Amerikaner, jeg ikke sikker på du ved hvad det ord betyder.
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>>732234175
dunno, just thought I'd throw that in there
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>>732234261
You're probably right. If anon isn't Ameritard that is
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>not liking full breakfast

what a bunch of low test cucks
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I bet the amerifats will also denigrate that pinnacle of British engineering, the mighty BS-1363 plug! Why, I bet they haven't ever had to replace a fuse or rewrite their plugs!
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Had one yesterday, eat as much as you want veg. 3 meat types, £4.80
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>>732234337
Lovely bangers.....
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>>732234293
They can where they are allowed to. And I'm happy the more countries ban Monsantos bullshit.
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>>732222237
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>>732234373
not the best design , but still better than anything else being used. It's re-wire not re-write....
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>>732234337
oh now i know why every single britbong girl looks like shit
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>>732234120
LOL you are such a cucked american. if someone fucks with your plants you just kill them, problem solved. monsanto really cucked you people good.
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>>732234322
Danish have allotments - go and get one.
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>>732234535
I'm still Danish anon.
>>732234572
I will when I get the fund anon.
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>>732225359
Not a britbong but I find it quite tasty.
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>>732234629
funds*
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>>732234373
I bet they dream of having an earth wire, all that lovely green and yellow sleeving. Also 240v > 110v. Go!
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>>732234373
>posts meme plug.

Get on my level nigga
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>>732234682
only 2 prongs???? ha ha ha, wtf.
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>>732227235
>Sauce
Fucking please kill yourself
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>>732225359
...

Did you just insult Asia on it's food? China has the worst food in the world, but every country in southeast and south asia has some of the best food and flavors in earth. they inspire all modern chefs. what the fuck are you talking about you stupid eurotrash?
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>>732234750
Look at my response here >>732230446
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>>732234337
no fried bread or black pudding
6/10
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>>732225359
British food is actually amazing
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>>732235413
I'm British, and I think most of it is muck compared to Mediterranean, SEA, and Asian food. Fish n chips are shit. Most of the other stuff is crap copies of nice food, except for the fry up and roast dinner and they are god tier.
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>>732230791
Legal states are great aren't they? I call it cannabis as well though.
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>>732235653
I've watched a docu on the royal families main cook, also other aristocratics chefs, all the food looks so fresh. I especially want to try rack of lamb in a wine sauce, fresh Scottish sausage, and Scottish salmon
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>>732230808
You lose most of the nutrients via cooking anyways. Eating them raw is superior when it comes to nutritional benefits always.
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>>732235817
They are german and greek, not British
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>>732235854
Except raw vegetables are harder to digest.
If you want to get the vitamins from boiled veggies for example, drink the water.
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>>732235718
Well, according to Anon, you can't possibly be American, as they ALL call it Marijuana....
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>>732231142
He's not going to do shit. I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes federally legal in the next 4 years.
>>
Homemade Sunday dinners made by 'MOMMA' are good, you get your meat and vegetables, is focused around family and fills you up. Its carveries you need to be looking at.

Basically like OP's plate but on acid where you have some greasy fuck cut your meat for you then you pick buffet style your veggies which are usually cold, limp, rockhard and all the pots have been mixed in with one another. Your gravy is taken from a communal pot where kids and undesirables have dripped all other the table meaning you have to levitate your plate over it like star treck or someshit.
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>>732236271
I hope so for the sake of all smokers.
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>>732236319
Don't forgett the fucktons of salt they put in the food to make you buy more drinks.
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>>732225359
>>732225359
>>732225359
>"Why do bongs eat such totally shit food?"
>Posts a pretty decent meal
Americans
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>>732230400
/b/ was never good. Also its a meme thats been in use for years.

Newfag detected.
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>>732236597
He only thinks it's bad because it isn't smothered in some sort of sugar, like maple or corn syrup.
There isn't enough dessert in the meal, so it must be bad.
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>>732225359
That looks fantastic you fucking cretin.
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>>732236841
is he french now?
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>>732236959
Another anon here, go look up the word cretin.
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>>732227023
Their smoked fish is great
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>>732227489
Who the fuck roasts peas?
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>>732236035
Even though most of the dispensaries are called cannabis clubs here in the states. He probably doesn't live in a legal state and is a cop.
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>>732225359
Missing roasted parsnips
>9/10
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>>732237017
no need to look it up, already know. it can be about anything with cheese on it and put in oven. that is called cretinated.
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>>732228340
Same here anon
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>>732236035
calling marijuana cannabis because its the "proper" name is like wearing a fedora because its classy.
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>>732236444
Chek'd well it's not like it ever stopped anyone anyways lol
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>>732237206
no most arent called that.
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>>732236755
this
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>>732237293
nah, not at all, its just a slang word, like pot, weed , splif or gear. Fedoras ain't classy at all, I don't understand why, if some one disagrees with you you call them snowflakes or accuse them of wearing fucking awful hats?, is that all you have, the same as all the other muppets?
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>>732237182
I do, don't knock it before you try it.
I do prefer to butter steam them though.
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>>732237600
its not about disagreeing, its that I have never heard someone call marijuana cannabis that wasnt some weirdo skinny white nerdy dude
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>>732237691
yeah, but you've never left your home state either.
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>>732237231
>"Cretin may refer to: a person suffering from cretinism; a pejorative term for an idiot"
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>>732237691
come to the uk or go anywhere else in the world then, get out a bit more, get a passport, learn some shit.
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>>732237811
like I said, anyone who calls marijuana "cannabis" is either a fedora guy or british.
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>>732235817
Fresh caught wild scottish and welsh salmon is awesome. Used to get some that was lightly smoked with applewood - god it was good.
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>>732237863
British people call it weed though.
At least all the brits I worked with while I lived there did.
It's only called cannabis if they talk about it on the news or something.
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>>732227235
>bread thingies
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>>732237756
oh that cretin, not the cheesy food
still obviously a french origin word.
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>>732237894
I want to go to Scotland, catch a salmon, gut it and eat it Gollum style. I love me some sushi.
>>732237965
Non brit here, forgot the name yorkshire puddings, have had them and enjoyed them.
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>>732238030
Sure, but english is basically a mutt language(no offense meant) made out of a myriad of other languages.
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>>732237894
mfw when farm raised salmon is better because it is not infested by parasites
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>>732234337
Those "nails" would made me lose my sppetite more than that autistic digimon tat
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>>732238122
well french spanish and italian are basically the same anyway. these latin roman fuckers are to blame
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>>732238207
Kill yourself
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>>732238137
Never had any visible internal parasites but some sea lice on the tails. Last time I had that applewood salmon was about 20 years ago, still alive and never got sick through eating salmon, sea trout or trout. welsh farmed rainbow is crap though - muddy and fatty.
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>>732238207
To blame for what?
They just have words for some things before English people did, so the English just anglified it.
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That plate looks delicious. Never been to bongland myself, but I have been to Ireland, and I can confirm that their cuisine is typically shit.
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>>732238258
That was an unnecessarily hurtful thing to say.
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>>732238032
Try salmon sashimi as well. Haven't been salmon fishing for decades.
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>>732238646
It is because of the sashimi I want to go fishing, Scottish salmon is known for not having parasites, something about the temperature of the water.
I just want a whole salmon to munch on without paying through the nose.
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>>732227076
Can you get any newer
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>>732238579
especially since those actually are roman languages. english is not though. it is basically low german derivate.
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>>732239180
With heavy ancient Norse influences as well.
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