i want to be a perfect girlfriend but how? he says he's

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What have you done?

We need a pic to give you an answer.

>>732220438
how is this screenshot related?
>>732220485
posting a photo of myself would be sketchy 'cause he also goes on 4chan~

>>732220581
you know the fucking rules

>>732220755
what rule?

>>732220808
self-proclaimed women must post tits with timestamp of fuck off

>>732220822
no tits but timestamp can do

what do you mean he's also on 4chan? are you somekind of newhomosex? are you srsly so desperate that you hope he lurks around and sees this and maybe he feels bad?


RLY?

welcome to 2017

>>732220960
you at least have to prove that you have the tits

>>732220352
Become better looking and find someone who isn't a fucking weeb

>>732221002
inb4 tits or gtfo

litteraly crazy... kick this guy

TBH OP if someone in a relationship cant appreciate what they've already got, they shouldn't be in a relationship. This means stop worrying about it and be YOU.

Also, post tits.

>>732221002
he doesn't go on b and he knows how i feel but tells me i don't have to change anything even though i feel like that's not true. lmao i can assure you that he won't feel bad if he does. he'll probably laugh

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>>732220438
cheked

>>732220352
If you were with me, I'd treat you like a queen, mi'lady.

*tips fedora*

suck his dick forever, ez

rules

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Hurry up with timestamp

dont answer the bitch until timestamp with tits. we must not tolerate such behaviour

>>732220352

If you want to be the perfect girlfriend, stop being jealous and get into his fetishes. Jerk him when he watch porn or talk about one of his crush. Tell him you'd like to watch him fuck them.
You don't have to be perfect looking but if you want to lighten your dark area, search anal bleaching on google. I'm positive there is the same seems for vaginal area.

>>732221586
why u need tits? cute traps have tits too
in 2017 we should ask for pussy time stamp you now? no face and lady pussy w timestamp

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no tits but timestamp

>>732221620
Also, have your own fetishes and talk to him about it. He'd get jealous but also excited abvout it

>>732221243
He's with you isn't he? Stfu and be grateful he's with you and not the other girls. He clearly finds you attractive even if you arent his 'type'

>>732221068
we both like anime
>>732221282
i already do this even when i'm not in the mood
>>732221620
okay, no. i'm not that subby. lol

>>732221789

do you let him fuck you in the ass?

>>732221702
our kinks/fetishes actually match. he's a dom and i'm a sub.
>>732221783
he could just be settling to be honest~

>>732221826
yes but only if there's lube

>>732221931
The perfect girlfriend doesn't need lube. Your dedication is questionable.

>>732221931

honestly just do your best to keep your hygiene good. You can remove your body hair via "sugaring" -- look it up. Try to clean up your acne if you have any... eat a clean diet and take accutane if its that bad.

Clear skin, good hygiene, and willingness to do anal... then you're solid imo

>>732221675
Sexy

>>732222251
i get waxed, shave and shower everyday but it's the acne that really stays. i'm a vegan so my diet is very clean excluding all the sweets i eat. i've been taking birth control for 3 months because the acne could be hormonal and this could help it but i still have bad skin. ; _ ;
>>732222152
he doesn't like doing it without lube either. he says it's too dry. lmao

>>732221675
Damn I would love to see those tits.
You and your boyfriend are just growing up and learning about yourselves. You seem young, so I'll just assume you're sub 21 and barely figuring out relationships. I mean seriously, what the fuck are you doing asking for relationship advice over here? Whatever. If you're unhappy with your relationship, get something better. Love is not rocket science at all, you're making this way more difficult than what it's supposed to be. And as a clueless woman who has no idea what she really wants, make sure you treat yourself first, and find a guy whos equally as clueless and fucking worships you (thats all you need honestly). If you don't do that first, you'll be miserable I guaran-fucking-tee it. Concerning your big nose, hairy-dark pussy, tight butt and bad skin, there are a ton of guys who like teens. Other than that, go exercise fatty. Much love stay safe smoke up <3

Oh, look, another attention whore seeking validation on /b/.

>>732221675
hotter than my GF

>>732222842
She's just lost, anon. Must've heard about 4chan from CNN or something

>>732220352
HA BOY I FEEL YOU minus the Asian thing

>>732221675
If you are honestly old enough to be on this board and are still insecure, fuck this relationship shit. Focus on school, a passion or something. Be great. Someone will come to you.

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>>732222749
>Mfw
Just cook good and wear short skirts. Men are simple.

>>732222838
but i'm not unhappy with our relationship. we're really good together but i feel like i could always be better for him, y'know? and i'm asking on b 'cause i know it's mostly dudes here and i'd like to hear some advice or tips from the opposite gender since we're talking about pleasing a male.
>>732222842
if i did, i wouldn't look for it on b but on reddit. lol i'd also show my tits+face if i really needed it that badly. ):
>>732222878
that's kinda sad for ur gf i mean
>>732222924
what do you do about it, anon?

>>732222838
dont listen to this motherfucker, he gay

>>732223209
>>732223219
ok, I'm gonna do this for you.
Tell him everything you told us and talk to him about it. People have different needs, you want to customize what you do to the exact needs of your partner (but of course dont forget yourself)

Lol you guys have no idea who she is.

She's a very well known reddit girl

I can give you some workout advice to grow your ass and slim down but that's about it

>>732223341
who cares

>>732220352
do sports (do they still have these morning gym shows on tv? idk, but that could be a start), wax/laser the hair away... maybe look deep into his fap folder for something you could surprise him with?
also, cosplay.
>>732222749
>vegan
i couldn't live with a vegan, hope you're not forcing him to eat the same things as you

but you know, as long as you don't look at other guys, have an healthy sex life and cuddle with him, most guys would be satisfied
but yeah, talking is the key when there's something wrong

>>732223341
i knew these tits looked familiar

>>732223065
trying.. ; _ ;
>>732223159
well, i'm not very good at cooking except for the basics like breakfast food and chicken and i do wear revealing clothing but only for him.
>>732223294
i've talked to him about this and he just says that i worry too much and i'm just letting my insecurities get to me again but i feel like he doesn't realize how dead serious i am about it.

>>732223209
Well dude, he's not uninterested or unhappy so what's the big dill? If that's not enough, it's a foundation for so much more.
>>732223294
Don't listen to this fag, if you really want to get your boy more into you, act like you deserve it. Confrontations are for men. You'd be good at mind games.
>>732223341
>>732223385
i care post nudes

>>732221620
Are you seriously advocating reverse-cucking?

>>732223410
ok then continue talking to him and give good arguments. Also consider that his arguments are better. You need to make a rational point about why you want to change for him even when excluding the possibility that your motivation is your insecurity. However, if it IS your insecurity, and your change for him shall merely be a way of pressing your fangs inside of him for him to stay, then your should indeed reflect about what drives you and if it makes sense to let yourself be driven by that.

>>732223341
i'm actually not even on reddit
>>732223385
yes please!!!!
>>732223407
i hope working out will solve this. i'm saving up for laser hair removal too and i've seen what he's into. we're basically into the same stuff except he's kinda TOO into lolis and beast.

>>732223475
How am I supposed to post her nudes?

>>732221675
>hairier than most girls I know

You don't look that hairy. I think that you should up your hairiness.

>>732223410
If you get too needy he's going to dump you and people will laugh

>>732223475
dont listen to this australopithecus, he doesn't even know why he's wrong.

mind games fuck up the possibility to have a relationship based on the actual truth you both perceive and talk about; don't do this if you want it to last. A bit of playfulness however does not hurt.

>>732223556
hmm, maybe you could also focus on being a great houswife? cook, clean, massage, take care of him...
unless loli really grosses you out, maybe you can try some ageplay? be the little girl to make your "daddy" happy

>>732220352
How old are you ?

My girlfriend is hot as fuck and even pics of her in just a bra make my cock throb and ooze pre cum. God, I want to fuck her every second of every day. I love her fucking body so fucking much. She has a nice huge fat ass... i swear to god, it's like one a fucking alien from mars designed. Her tits are fucking nice as fuck, she's thick but only in yhe right places. Holy shit, her eyes are big and brown and gorgeous. Guys hit on her all the fucking time too and she's all fucking mine. God... GOD!

do not use 4chan, shave, be nice and do nice things and dont be crazy and if he leaves u then hes fucking dumb

Nudes or gtfo

>>732223775
Kek, this fucking guy.

>>732223556
Sure email me at [email protected] (not posting my main emails or anything here) for the workout, you can tell me what equipment you have and stuff

>>732223775
nice

>>732223475
i'm afraid of him being uninterested in me in the future if that makes any sense. we like to confront each other when something happens but not in a way wherein we're shouting.
>>732223553
i just wanna make him happy, dude.
>>732223581
it's probably because the photo is bad quality >>732223635
he keeps telling me that he'd rather the girl is clingy/needy than not interested at all so idk >>732223693
yea it seemed kinda weird that anon wanted me to play mind games. i personally hate them.
>>732223702
i've never spat it out
>>732223723
he says i'm very waifu material. i don't party or go out as much anymore. whenever i do go out it's usually with him and his friends and that's the only time i get to do drugs or drink. he lets me go out with my small circle of friends though.
>>732223742
i'm only 18 years old

>>732221675

Is that you Katherine?

>>732223924
This guy is fucking smooth. Get that shit Conor CHYEA!

>>732221675
Fake as fuck, we want to see your hand grabbing that sheet.

Here is how to become a qt3.14 top to bottom.

>Hair
Dye it based on face shape. Round is lightest, sharp is darkest. Non nat Colors are stupid. Always done neatly

>Face
Work with what you got. A little goes a long way, eyeliner, maskera, and lipstick turns meh into eyy.

>Fitness.
Fit is best. If you're a bit fat work it off. Focus on waist, legs, shoulders, and back.

>tits
Push up bra if you're small. Skin bleach for your brown nips.

>skin
Water, moisturizer, lotion
A few months of this works well.

>body hair
Hair removal cream. Long hair can be removed by electric shavers, razors for thick patches. Get your back waxed if your Latina, and electric razor to get rid of light face hair.

>pussy
Hairless, skin bleach. Use nair to keep up with hair removal. Kegals.

>ass
Let him fuck you in it. Bleach it. Baby wipes after you shit. Lotion daily. Shit should be as soft and clean as a 5 star hotels towels.

>legs
Lotion

>feet
Learn to Self Manicure. Keep them soft and clean. Shoes over sandals 90% of the time.

>mind
Engage him in his hobbies.
Give him random hand jobs.
Ask him about experimenting in bed.
Let him lead, and always be open to something new.
Ask him about his day.
Random affection.
Compliment him.
Enjoy yourself.

Tits or gtfo

>>732223775
um.... ok
>>732223784
4chan is pretty addicting tho~ and not all the boards are toxic
>>732223841
nah
>>732223924
i only have 2 dumbbells both 6kg, a yoga mat and that arm stringy pulley thingo. LOL i don't want to seem rude but i don't feel comfortable giving my email out...

>>732221675
you are pretty. Would call happily gf/10

>>732224176
Most importantly, just try. Always try. Effort is sexy as fuck.

>>732224039
And a swallower? Fuck, you've BEEN playing a dangerous game and have no idea how to maneuver your way now HAHA. Unless you get a sudden boost of confidence or self-esteem you won't take any of the advice in this thread.
/thread

>>732224249
Get a burner than retard lol.

>>732223924
aaaaaand i cockblocked you

>>732224039
so he likes needy girls, hmm?
a lot of us do, that's true
you're the sub but variety can be fun sometimes, ever thought about just jumping on him and fucking like a cat in heat?
don't hesitate to bombard him with "i love you"s

oh, and that's one thing i love but i'm not sure how he'll react: just keep a small heart shaped patch of hair above your pussy, that shit drives me crazy

>>732224176
>Non nat Colors are stupid.
screw you dude, pink hair is the best

Okay I'm not spending time reading a bunch of thirsty comments.

OP you need to be more confident, he sees himself as the better and you as the lesser in the relationship. This happens subconsciously in all human relationships, and is based mostly on your self confidence as presented to your partner.

You're approaching it from the wrong direction, you should not be looking to become the perfect girlfriend, rather the perfect human, as that is what'll keep not only his attraction but everyone else's as well.

Fuck bitch harden up.

Guys, don't fall for this shit. Timestamp is fake.

>>732224249
I mean I'm trying to help, can't really talk about it here cause I like to go into detail, but sure your call (I'm also in a two year relationship so I'm not trying to come onto you, just love fitness and personal training)

>>732224529
Why would a guy waste his time posing as a girl.
For attention?
To get off????
Wtf???????????

This thread sucks stop being a draining girlfriend

>>732224620
u never know, some gay faggos on this board

>>732221675
>I'm not fit like they are
What the fuck, aren't you?

>>732220352
I'd like to fap on you. Please post a photo of your feet.

>>732224620
no timestamp looks real actually

show us your tits

>>732224249
just dont use my dude it not good get life hell be impressed and try and drain your soul fluid

>>732221675
are u asian?
is he asian?

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>>732224118
that's seriously not my name lmao
>>732224144
not fake
>>732224176
hair it's natural color
face only wear makeup when going out with a big group of people and only wear bb cream for skin, mascara and natural lipstick
tits no need i am a c
skin i do this already
body hair do this too
ass i use a bidet and i do let him
legs done
feet i keep them short and clean and lotion
mind done done done done
and no
>>732224319
dangerous game? sorry i do not understand. also, i will be. the ones that i haven't tried at least and that aren't stupid.
>>732224354
burner?
>>732224449
that's true. he does say he'd like me to take control sometimes. i get embarrassed though and shy 'cause i've tried on a previous guy and he said it was weird and i looked stupid so now i'm kinda scared to be "sexy". yes! he also says he likes a lil hair and not completely waxed. ^^ and i agree! pink hair is very cute~
>>732224489
you can't exactly just tell someone to BE confident. i really try but something always knocks me down.
>>732224502
can't. too subby and soft
>>732224529
i'm not a random reddit girl and i'm definitely not fake.
>>732224561
i didn't assume you were! ;; the internet is a scary place and my boyfriend wouldn't be too happy about me giving out personal details on b. haha

>>732225088
Burner email. 10minute mail does it's job.

Also why aren't you enjoying yourself is an important question. Are you sure you even want to be with him? Or are you just afraid that if you leave you'll either end up with someone worse or with no one at all?

>>732224684
do i honestly come off as draining? if so, then that makes me sad because it would mean i'm doing the complete opposite of what i intend to do.
>>732224753
no butt, not strong, got thigh/calf fat, no flat tumm
>>732224760
i'll pass but they're oddly tinted orange and not pink ahaha
>>732224891
yes we're both mixed and he grew up in california

>>732224264
There's no face you nigger...
>Mfw

>>732225272
i do enjoy myself when we're together but people always say that there's room to be better. i do want to be him. hopefully married and bearing his children in the future.

Christ grow a set and your own personality. You've been spending too much time here and got ya thinking you've gotta be some perfect little doormat for him to wipe his feet on. Christ women your 18 not 45 desperately lonely. Into lolis and beast LOL what a fucking catch. I can see why you wanna go above and beyond for this hahhahaha you got all the retards round here lapping it up.

Jesus your lack of personality and letting your insecurities rule your life won't make up for any pluckin & toning, clear skin and fake tits.

Let's you see your close circle of friends and only party with him. You're gonna have some maaad regrets if you keep this lifestyle up. Especially when he leaves you and you've changed your whole life to revolve around him.

None of these autistic cunts are giving you advice that is going to help you. You want advice from a normal successful human being? Dump the loser, grow a pair, get your own god damn personality.

>>732225088
Do you like to swallow ? Do you like the taste of cum ?

>>732225088
> i get embarrassed though and shy 'cause i've tried on a previous guy and he said it was weird and i looked stupid so now i'm kinda scared to be "sexy".
just give it a shot! worst case scenario he'll have a laugh and cuddle with you because you tried and it's cute, best case scenario you get to have a really hot night
>>732225281
most guys love girls with a little chub, it's comfier than dry muscles

>>732225088
Pls show the bottom of your face

>>732225088
Alright I'd recommend doing five days exercise a week
Squats holding weights on shoulders
Squats with weights by side
Push ups (whichever you can do)
Shoulder press with weights
And Tricep kickbacks
All that twice a week and
60 seconds high knees
60 seconds side to side hops
60 seconds Russian twists
30 seconds side plank each side
All x4, no breaks, one minute break between rounds
Then ten minutes cardio of your choice

For fucks sake all of you.

TITS OR GTFO

God damn newfags learn the rules

>>732225514
And when it comes to diet, try eliminate snacking and not drinking fruit juices and pop

You almost sound like my girlfriend.

Here's my advice. Suck his dick more. And actually, just be more affectionate in general. Maybe play with his hair every once in a while damn.

>>732220352
Do you wear latex clothes ? Like what ?

>>732225417
he's not a loser and i do have a personality. i do admit that i revolve my life around him but i have my own stuff as well. haha i know when it's time to bail but right now is not one of those times.
>>732225439
yes. i think spitting makes everything awkward like if he ate me out and looked grossed out or spat right after it would totally turn me off.
>>732225445
okay but how do i go about it? just pounce on him? all the girls he likes don't have chub though..
>>732225466
but why?
>>732225514
will screenshot this but this looks hard because i don't work out. ;; >>732225598 not even juice? >>732225701
i do all of this!!!!! i'm very affectionate and i do give him head whenever he wants it. i also enjoy playing with his hair.
>>732225753
no, i don't like leather or latex. i'm not sure if he likes it as well.

>>732224891
>>732225281
No wonder, asian guys seem so docile and their women more so. OP as a non asian male how can I attract a cute asian gf especially since you're so goddamn shy?

>>732225834
Yeah juice is just filled with sugar, it's about as bad as fizzy drinks

>>732225856
hmmm not all asians are the same! some are very waifu material and some are straight up hoes that like to rave and look as white as possible or act black. haha i can't speak for all asian girls. sorry, anon. ):
>>732225919
this is terrible news. i love juice so much!

>>732220755
Are you autistic?

First, let's see what you look like and go from there.

into loli into beastiality, not a loser. Never change b never change. I'll leave you autists with your sad sad queen, won't even show tits. This place has become pathetic

>>732225466
Because I have a mouth & tongue fetish. :D

>>732225856
white women are where it's at;

blondies mmmmmmm

>>732221260
Every American right now

>>732221325
Why?

>>732226027
Yeah cause it's full of sugar xD, but eliminate that and maybe cut down on biscuits and crisps and you should be all good

>>732226063
lolis are honestly really cute and sad queen does sound fitting. hahaha
>>732226059
my boyfriend and i have posted our faces on here before. plus, if i do post my face, this will just look like i'm seeking for attention and validation.
>>732226070
then sorry but no

>>732223209
If your relationship is good then just leave it be. Keep hygiene up and you're good to go so long as your face doesn't look like it's been hit by a train.

>>732226210
this sounds like a really sad life for me, anon. is this really the diet of beautiful women? is this the only way i can achieve true beauty? ; _ ;

Show tits or im leaving

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>>732222838
>>732223581
>>732224264
>>732222461
Beta clickbait sucessfully

>>732225834
>how do i go about it?
well, you know him so you should know a lot more than me, but just push him on a (comfy) chair as soon as he enters the room, then kiss him before he can do anything about it and tie his hands behind his back. don't hesitate to whisper stuff in his ear like "you're all mine tonight" or "i'm not holding back, just sit here and enjoy" then you can either strip (wear lingerie if you have some) or just directly go for him and go for a teasing handjob/blowjob
you can also give him some hickeys (to "mark" him)
And then you just ride him until you pass out or he can't get hard anymore

>>732226279
The hardest part is getting there, I was a seriously fat guy and found d it super hard dieting but once I got into shape, everything became easy, I eat cake and pizza, don't measure my food portions or anything. It's hard to get there, but once you're there your life is much easier

I love you, Bella

Femanon here.
A girl with low self esteem is boring.

Want him to be interested? Occasionally stay out late, don't answer your phone when he calls, don't return his text messages and come home drunk.

3 or 4 times of that and he'll want to know every detail of your life.
You'll have his undivided attention.

>>732225088
Holy fuck, you look like a 10/10.
I envy your BF.

>>732226331
okay bye be safe
>>732226381
thank you, anon! this actually sounds fun haha ^^

>120+
>whore has stil not shown tits
>you are all still replying

/b/ is truly dead

I weep for the future

Bringing a child into this world is unforgivable sin

>>732223924
I'll shoot you some dick pics, bro. You know, so it wasn't a total waste of your time. <3

>>732220352
join gym, get fit, get fashionable, get good at make up. done.

>>732226451
you deserve to get stabbed

>>732226461
don't hesitate to shower him with kisses too, that's important
go crazy with love, that's how it works

>>732226529
Thanks baby, make sure to have something in frame for reference

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>>732220352
>(celebrity crushes, online crushes, rl crushes, pornstars, etc)
>even a 2D girl

Your boyfriend definitely has masturbated to cuckold porn on several occasions.
So cuckold him. Get him drunk and put one of these on his dick after he passes out.

>>732226451
fuck off

get AIDS you dumb hoe

>>732226570
>you deserve to get stabbed
No I don't. I never said cheat on him. I was suggesting that she should keep him guessing about what she is doing so that he stop staking her for granted.

>>732226435
HAHAHAHA LMAOOO WHO IS BELLA?
>>732226415
i think sweets will be the hardest thing for me to part with but being fit is a big benefit. thank you, anon.
>>732226451
that's very mean and he'd probably just leave me because if he did the same to me, i would defo leave him.
>>732226570
definitely! i like making people feel loved and taken care of.
>>732226640
he actually has!!! he still does!!! it's really weird to me tho
>>732226542
too much makeup is bad though for your skin. i'd like to wear no makeup and look good if possible.

>>732226451
And here we have it, ladies and gentlemen, why most 'decent' guys can't be bothered with most of you femanons. Mind game playing bitch. You really think your pussy is so great you can do whatever you want? Trust me, there's plenty out there, attached to girls who are not headfucks and high maintenance.

>>732226603
For you I think I can do that. I'll sneak off in a minute to take pics so the wife doesn't see. She wouldn't understand.

>>732220352
How old are you OP? Just curious.

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Wow
This thread is hitting uncharted heights of cringe

>>732226741
yeah, that's why i said stabbed and not gangraped and whipped to near death

look, keeping a surprise or two is fine, making people worry over petty mind games is bad

>>732226828
18, why? xD

>>732226892
18 on /b/ usually means 17 and under, but don't want FBI to buttfuck you.

>>732226828
i'm only 18 years old. i stated this above~
>>732226892
also why are you trying to act like me? lol weirdo

>>732226279
for juice/smoothies, a good rule of thumb is eat what you make
it's still sugary (it's fucking fruit after all) but it's a lot healthier (and filling)

>>732226809

this is exactly the truth.
there should be more girls like OP in this world to replace this femi-mindgaming cunts

>>732226451
It could work, but that's a thin line to walk. Post tits, mi'lady?

>>732226892
No reason in particular. I hope things will work out for you and your BF, thanks for sharing all the info so far.

>>732226807
No worries, and hey, if things get hard and you don't know what to do about diet you have my tertiary email

>>732226081
They dont age well you know?

>>732226822
CRINGE

>>732226920
Will pleading the fifth keep the party van at bay?

>>732227055
What's cringey about showing another dude your dick, faggot?

>>732226807
>>732226640
i can't wrap my head around cuckshit, you're supposed to identify with the guy stealing the girl, but 99% of the time it's a gorilla or a fat old man. the fuck? is there no dashing rogues anymore?

>>732226969
any specific fruits i should avoid?
>>732227019
that wasn't me, anon. ): but i am 18! just to clarify, i usually reply to multiple messages in one message and i absolutely DO NOT use "xD" >>732227036
yes, yes! thank you again! ^^
>>732227169
true.. i guess they just really like the idea of stealing another dude's girl.

>>732227275
or maybe he's the one that wants to see his girl fucked

>>732220352

There isn't a way to look like them without a shit ton of time and commitment to looking the part. To be honest, he jacks to porn because it's fantasy, sometimes you need a change up from the regular and your mind + porn additive is nice sometimes. Also, a gf isn't something I feel I need to talk about all the time unless someone asks or the topic of conversation was that in the first place. He enjoys your company and companionship, accept that.

What's you and your boyfriends height and weight?

>>732220352
>Pic related?

How can I find a girlfriend like this? Man, some people are so lucky it breaks my heart.

YOU AREN'T THE ONLY THING THAT DETERMINES HIS HAPPINESS

YOU COULD BE DOING YOUR BEST AND HE STILL MIGHT ACT MISERABLE

DON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THINGS YOU CAN'T CONTROL

>>732227275
i don't know, not really?
apples are great, wash them (don't peel them ffs, the skin is really healthy) but yeah, see what you like
try to keep it organic just in case, i guess?

>>732220352
Your relationship sounds perfect to me, he will stick around for as long as you feel this way.
An unhappy woman is a happy man and a happy relationship, a happy woman is an unhappy man and an unhappy relationship.
See Patrice O'Neal/Black Phillip's relationship advice on youtube for more info on this dynamic.

>>732227169
Adrenaline. The same reason people jump out of airplanes with parachutes strapped to their back.

Watching someone else fuck your woman gives you butterflies in your stomach. Some people experience an adrenaline rush the first time they have an orgasm and associate an adrenaline rush with sexual pleasure consequently.

>>732227399
but how come i don't have the same fantasies?
>>732227446
i'm 4'11 1/2 and 82 pounds
he's 5'8 and 150 pounds
>>732227466
oh, that's not me but it is a cute pic. haha
>>732227478
why do you sound so angry? > _ <
>>732227555
i hate apples!!!!!
>>732227582
that doesn't sound fair? i don't like that theory very much.

>>732226807
>it's really weird to me tho

When you don't cum for weeks, your body turns into a walking exposed nerve. Your in a constant state of arousal and that state is it's own pleasure. Also, when he finally does cum, it will feel really, really fucking good.

>>732221675
>I AM NOT A BOY
>no tits with timestamp, just some dude holding up a sign

All you newfags who fell for this.

>>732226807
>it's really weird to me tho

This guy gets it >>732227789

>>732229001
>>732228867
you cucks HAHA!
>>732228925
i am seriously not a dude ):

>>732228758

Because no one is the same human being? Not to be to up there, but girls usually think and feel differently about certain things. Honestly if you want to get better ground, i'd discuss your whole post with your BF and see if you can meet a compromise.

>>732227169
>you're supposed to identify with the guy stealing the girl

Um, no. They identify with the girl getting fucked and can't admit it to themselves.

Cuckolding is a manifestation of repressed homosexuality. It happens when a guy watches too much porn and concludes that women prefer larger than average penises and that they are inadequate because they're penis is average.

That mistaken realization causes them to dwell on what it would feel like for a woman to experience a larger than average cock (bigger must be better,right?), which leads to them fantasizing about what sex would feel like as a woman.

>I'm a shrink

>>732228758
Nature isn't fair, dear.
If you did not feel that way it would mean that you are not into him anymore.
Just do yourself the favour of checking out Patrice so you can at least come to terms with it.

>>732229118
post tits with timestamp then.

It isn't difficult, you obviously have the means and the fact that you haven't only serves to prove that you're lying

>>732229266
>Cuckolding is a manifestation of repressed homosexuality.
Sometimes it is, sometimes it is what >>732227789
said and sometimes it is something else.

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>>732228925
You fuckers know the damn rules.
It's tits or gtfo
No tits=sage

>>732220352
Can we see your nose ?

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>>732229118
>i am seriously not a dude ):
There are no girls on the internet

>>732220352
>even a 2D girl
Roasties get out REEE

>>732220352
Sigh
Its this thread again.
If you ain't a fisherman, go to /adv/

>>732229427
This. she's getting attention she didn't pay for.

>saged

>>732226640
chastity is the same as cuckolding now?

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>>732229758
No. There are lots and lots straight guys in normal relationships walking around with cuck cages on their dick just because wearing one feels that good. They carry the key and take it off whenever they want to have sex with their monogamous girlfriend.

>>732226807
>he actually has!!! he still does!!! it's really weird to me tho

Watch this
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5881326e40d57

>>732229315
i understand that it all boils down to us being animals and it's just chemicals and all but i'd rather not indulge in something so negative right now when i'm in a good place with my partner.
>>732229385
well, my boyfriend's here and he read the thread already.
>>732229434
sure! he wants to post a photo of us. haha

Holy fuck, woman. You're just 18. You can't be a perfect girlfriend, cuz you're barely an adult. Guys at that age and few years past are unlikely to be all that great either. So shut up and enjoy it now, till you find someone better in a few years, and fuck that up, and end up settling for some fuckhead.

>>732230395
>well, my boyfriend's here and he read the thread already.

Still no tits. Saging and closing the tab now.

>>732230138
Exactly. Which is why I'm so confused that guy called it cucking.

>>732230138
Bullshit. You're either a liar or fucking retarded.

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sup fuckers

>>732220352
It has nothing to do with looking like them. I am in the same situation, my girlfriend feels the same way and she is open and talks to me about it.
It has to do with your self-esteem, you project your own self-worth onto him and it makes him feel, the same way you do about your self because of it. It's a mind fuck to get around, but thats a big factor. Sex is likely boring if not routine - try to spice it up, dress up every once in a while, surprise him - like go for a walk and just grab him and fuck him. stuff like that.
But the bottom line is, you need to be happy with yourself, everyone is different and what he thinks is hot/sexy now he won't think about in the future as you grow together.
:) GL hf

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thank you for comforting my girlfriend. we offer noodles as thanks

Girl, you look hella nice, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>732230395
>i'd rather not indulge in something so negative right now
So you want easy lies over the hard truth, well no advice can help you then.

>>732230851
Hey! Op and his girl aren't niggerfags.

>>732230851
How come actual pics didn't get any attention?