I'm in charge of looking after these the whole day. Dubs

>>732211926
Sex ed

Show them porn and tell them it's how you make glitter

>>732211926
Ask them why they're so ugly.

Teach them how to Salute the führer

>>732211926
stand on a table and take a picture

be a responsible adult and do nothing you fucking degenerate

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duck duck goose

>>732211926
Take their pencils. Say you're gonna do a magic trick. Then snap all of them in half

Nut in the oj nigga.

Then regret it and dump it down the sink.

>>732212475
Not here please

>>732212577
victimless crime. do it now.

>>732211926
Introduce them to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Play lava monster

>>732211926
The black one has a black pencil. Point that out to it

Yo, fuck dubs, actually teach them the only thing that matters: the value of a free market society

Flip your eyelidss

>>732212577
Winrar!
I'd say any sort of drinking liquid you have around is acceptable if there isn't OJ.

>>732212755
winrar

teach them how not to be a normie, only sane thing you can teach.

>>732212822
Gratz

>>732211926
Teach them memes

>>732211926
Explain to them the futility of the world.

>>732212577
we've got a winner

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>>732212755
OP delivars. New dubs please. We're outside on recess now.

>>732213457
HOLY SHIT WHAT?!!?!
Damn OP, you actually delivered, that's baller as shit man!!

>>732212659
teach them about our lord and saviour
donald j trump

Explain to them why the Aryan race is superior to all others.

>>732213457
deliver on the first dubs, you spineless queer.

also, how is an equal scale of SnD teaching anyone about society outside the private sector? You're a shit teacher.

>>732213579
yes this would be a good lesson. tell them about america

teach them about platos allegory of the cave

teach them how to download minecraft for free

>>732213579
This

>>732213728
This

Separate them to different sides of the table based on race

>>732211926
Teach them the truth, that life only gets shittier, these are the best days they will have so fucking stop wishing to grow up and let them know that 99.99% none of them will amount to nothing, and if some fucking miracle one of them do it would be the greatest thing op has ever done in his shitty fag life. But say it in a nice teacher way faggot

>>732213929
teach them how not to be a fag like this guy

Sex Ed

>>732213907
This but teach them why you r doin it, because races dont mix

>>732213929
>>732213728
minecraft is more important though

>>732213929
pls seek therapy

>>732214022
Fair enough faggot

why can none of you fags get dubs

Good idea to teach swefags in english!

>>732213929
life is only about being happy. if you tie happiness to some huge unreachable success you're fucked.

Teach them about communism, the only true way to live

Teach them about Hitler and how he was right

Teach them about Nihilism and how meaningless our existance really is.

have the white kids own the black ones for the day

>>732214280
Roll

Spooper 2017

Teach them about the housing crisis

Teach them how to effectively commit suicide

>>732211926
Bitch where the fuck do you live? It's the middle of the night in the US so you must be in some shithole European country.

Or you're a troll

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>>732214330

>>732214333
Winrar.zip

Teach them the refining process of iron

>>732214347
Do you think USA is the only country faggot?

>>732214365
Do trips counts?

Teach them about kekistan

>>732214436
Trips count as dubs if there is nothing for trips
Same as quads for trips, or quints for quads

>>732214554
Coolio

Now where the fuck is op

>>732214280
This

Draw Trump on the chalk board, and have ever student bow to their leader.

>>732213929
>no fun allowed

Op fucking deliver!

>>732214403
>so you must be in some shithole European country
Can you fucking read?

Teach them that before they existed, the cells their body were made of nutrients, like a bag of chips or a hotdog.

>>732214630
>>732214592
Will take time for him to teach the class and deliver the goods in this thread.

>>732214649
*Good country

>>732214649
I meant the only good country, mistyped so stfu

Would love to deliver but they are having PE class and the thread will 404. Ill be back later.

teach them about Kekistan

>>732214768
Do you have an ETA when you will be back?

>>732211926
Play "Who is your daddy and what does he do" all day.

>>732214755
Then in that case, no. Not since Trump was elected.

>>732214458
>>732214813
This

Show them memes

>>732214975
Reroll

Penis inspection day.

Didn't you listen? They're having PE now

>>732215098
See >>732215013

>>732215144
Woohoo!

>>732214599
OP still hasn't delivered

>>732215144
That's PI......

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>>732212577
DOOOOO IT!
KEK WILLS IT!
>77

Tell them santa isn't real and explain why

>>732211926
Ask them what they think it would be like to be a whale in the ocean circa the date when submarines were invented and were used in war. You might have to inform them what both a whale and a submarine are. Ask them what the few whales that didn't see the subs as scary or weird /felt/ like if they tried to communicate, but the sub kept going, always kept going. Ask them what the whales would have thought when they saw this strange beings shoot missiles at everyone like them. Ask them if the whales thought that's how the strange new beings communicated. Ask them how the whales interpreted that.

>>732215485
im an adult and i have no idea what ur on about

>>732213457
>>732213457
>>732213457


lmao holy shit, I didnt even notice I got dubs

Good on you OP. I salute thee

>>732215521
The kids do.

>>732215522
You
Just wasted
DUBS

Free Market Guy responding, ignore the rest of /b/. Dubs were a blessing, you now have the opportunity to give the kids the one lesson that wont fuck them. If they leave that classroom with a basic command of what supply and demand is, you literally just helped a generation be less retarded. Good on you, and I highly highly promote you continue to do the same.

>>732215654

Nigga thats dubs twice in a row for me. Im clearly blessed, and should be listened to as far as this thread is concerned

>>732215655
Yet again

>>732215686
Blessed with stupidity

>>732215701

HOLY FUCK. DUBS THREE TIMES IN A ROW. IM THE SAME GUY.

Alright OP, do you need any more proof? Im making posts to answer to other posters and getting dubs. Make sure you know this kids know economics or Im gonna come and fuck your butt in the night

>>732213907
kek, this

>>732215731

Or blessed with the truth, you cockstain

>>732212577
winrar!

Show them your feminine penis.

Teach them how to make a paper gundam

Have the black kids act like dogs and have the white kids be their owners

>>732213579
ROOOOOOOLLING FOR ARYAN SUPERIORITY
HEIL HITLER

Teach them hitler did nothing wrong

>>732216244
rip

>>732216244
Fucking bam bitch, godfag

>>732216172
LOL!
This

warn them about the kikes

>>732216244
You fucking spaz

Teach them to call the black one "nigress"

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>732216244
Fail

show them porn and show us their horrified faces when they see how they were created and used to live inside their father's nut

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Make them draw Pepe

>>732214234
Rolling for this

>>732215485
fuck it reroll

ask them about the trolley problem
post resluts

Teach them about 9/11

Have the white kids say why they love being white and have the black kids say why they wish they were white

Teach them that 2D>3D

>>732211926
Explain why the eye can't see more than 30 FPS.

Draw a swastika on the niglets forehead.

>>732212475
Get out.

Anti racism day, have the black kids gather up the white kids into the corner

Have them sing along with cannibal corpse lyrics

>>732219113
kek

>>732219113
Rollin this topkek

>>732219113
have the white kids play as cops, and the black kids as criminals
since it's recess, get the white kids to chase and apprehend the black kids.
teach them how to make a proper arrest "anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law, etc, etc."

Heads up seven up

>>732219432
bonus points if you teach the black kids to yell "but i dindu nuffin!"
make sure you don't allude to racism, get it to sound like a game, don't mention skin color or anything, just put them in their roles

>>732219568
I like this defs rollin for this, hopefully none of those black kids reach for their wallets