s/fur What is something that makes you, as human bean (not socioeconomic

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>>732204783
>actually actively try to keep my opinions out of shit
>don't bring my political leanings into places where they don't belong
Everyone pulls that shit these days.

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>>732204783
I'm a good athlete and an okay artist

This thread is awful and you should feel awful. Actually, I have the note, hold on.

TL/DR: Shill plz leave.

You need to realize that you're completely fucked in the head worse than anyone else that visits these threads. You're very off-putting and come off as that creepy uncle/relative that no one is really comfortable with, yet still invite to their 4 year old's party, even though you have prior offenses with minors. You're very narcissistic in the sense that you think that if you make a thread, magically, everyone will want to answer your very uncomfortable questions and self-centered memories. You're socially awkward even through text, way more so than the rest of us. Why you don't have your own Encyclopedia Dramatica entry alongside Foxy Dani is beyond me. I hope someday, you'll learn to just chill out and chat normally and if someone makes a thread and it gets filled with blank posts, then oh well. It is not mandatory to make "conversation" and to "contribute to the thread" more than an image. No one but you here likes hypnosis. No one but you here likes being in a skin suit. You know where you can find those other like minded individuals? 8ch and /trash/. Trust me, you'll have fun there with people who actually share a common interest. But instead, you bring yourself here and make the rest of us have to scroll past your redundant questions and your creepy ideas of fun. To be quite honest, these threads aren't for everyone, and it seems to hold true here for you. But there's still hope for you if you just blend in and post and have a nice conversation.

I was surprised to wake up and see the thread was still alive. And in the off chance this isn't Shill, well, at least I can copy and paste this for later.

Take care.

>>732204783
>made in god's image

/thread

fuck off furs

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>>732204916
not everyone, just the loud and obnoxious ones

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>>732204926
>>732204916
>4 posts
>this thread is awful
Well maybe if you'd wait for more than 3 minutes after the op

>>732205031
ur awful

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>>732205020
damn, this man has found god

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>>732205031
>>732205030
Suppose so. But it seems like most people at least, where I live.

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>>732205115

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>>732204981
Holy fuck why is everyone getting called "Shill"
Either this is ironic, or half the namefags on s/fur are legitimately crazy and think that every other anon is "Shill"

>>732205196
>Saving Mous' filenames

Lol

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>>732205191
>>732205196
Why did that person fucking make that long-ass post anyway?

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>>732205259
I saved this from DeviantArt.
"flowing against you" is actually the name of the artwork.

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>>732205285

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>>732205285
fuck if know
or care

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>>732204783
Literally nothing. I hate myself and want to die.

No one cares at all.

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>>732205382

>>732204783
I'm not you.

Yep.

You guys aren't weird at all.

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>>732205285
It's not too unusual, the namefags who hold boring as fuck conversations for some reason think that if there is anything meaningful in the OP text, it was made by "Shill".

Which would mean that if they're right (They aren't), Shill is literally the only reason these threads are worth going to.

>>732205557
So close.

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>>732205460
well fuck the weed wore off fast didn't it

>>732205569
Don't samefag please, you're embarrassing yourself.

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>>732205577
Not really. Just speaking the truth.

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>>732204783
>>732205513
get. fucking. scorched.

These Scooby Doo fruit snacks are delicious though.

>>732205681
y-you too

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>>732205621
Samefag how?
Pretend to not be a hypothetical person?

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>>732205463
>>732205462
So why are you here
>>732205569
Ah, ok. Why someone would call themself shill is beyond me though

>>732205747
Pretending to actually have others that agree with you.

>>732205750
So why are you here?

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>>732205630
:(

>>732205699
damnit that sounds good

>>732205715
t-that was aimed at op though

Mommy, I have a problem. I can't look at pictures of Jessica Klein anymore.

>>732205831
They really are. Girlfriend destroyed 5/20 packs.

>>732205842
Try Jessica Simpson.

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>>732205831
And I'm extremely lonely.

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>>732205709
wtf I thought I posted that in the last thread

fuck I did >>732197403

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>>732205750
>>732205747
Lol, don't get dragged into that. Last time someone accused me of samefagging here I actually posted a timestamped pic of myself like an autist.
>>732205823
To fap and share pics

>>732205946
This saddens me.

>>732205947
<3

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>>732205997
Why?

>>732205962
Same fam

>>732204916
But you just brought them up along with your weird fetish in a thread that didn't really call for politics or fetishes.

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>>732205750
No, no one calls themself Shill unless they're memeing.
Shill is a hypothetical person, anyone who does a certain thing is regarded to be Shill.

>>732205812
>I have a folder full of images named as if posted from a mobile device
>I've been posting in a different style to normal for the whole thread just so that pretend person can agree with me from time to time

>>732206034
I hate when you have less espresso, more depresso.

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>>732205962
>>732206009
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

>>732206062
Nice capture.

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>>732205947
damn that sounds good

>>732205946
I could fix that bibi if I lived near you

I think I'm posting the same shit as last thread, god damn did I have a stroke?

>>732206081
Mous is a pretty cool guy.

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Fuck it, I'm going to post the first furry pics I ever saved

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>>732206136
that he is

I've been deepfrying food for the past few days. I might die, yay!

>>732206081
>>732206062
Ok then.
>>732206056
>fur thread
>doesn't call for fetishes
Anon are you ok? Anyway, I just started posting. Really haven't done any fet stuff yet?
>>732206136
Mous is a namefag, I suppose

Jimmy's mom is throwing mad shade at Cindy's mom.

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>>732206122
Meant that first link to >>732205888
nice trips btw

>>732206337
And as are you, Shill.

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>>732206337
Fug forgot image

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>>732206274
This shit was the best thing in my life as a NEET 3 years ago.

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>>732206274
die of taste orgasm?

>>732206318
what in the fuck is this?

>>732206363
I can't eat that many, but you can have some!

>>732204783
I don't know, I'm pretty average IMO. I guess recognizing that might put me a bit above some of the folks here, haha

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>>732206076
Kek. I'll be fine. I'll just go back to listening to music and getting high as fuck. I'm enjoying the fuck out of Acid Bath even coming down.

>>732206122
While it would certainly be nice, I just want a gf. I want to be able to do girly things with her, and obviously fuck her.

>>732206274
Our deep fryer was 20 years old, and the metal started flaking off, so we had to throw it away about a month ago. :(

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>>732206397
>hyundai
haha wut?

>>732206397
It was my christmas present for myself. That one is small, I got a bigger one to fry 4 corn dogs at a time. What did you fry?

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>>732206447
mail me some!

>>732206433
Oh boy, it's all so good. I fry in canola oil, most healthiest, but gotta clean it out frequently.

>>732206507
No, you stay with us, we love you.

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>>732206384
It's not even the same person you're calling Shill anymore, I'm the one you were calling Shill.

>>732206507
>Losing a deep fryer

Now I understand your depression.

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>>732206507
fair enough

I want a horse, kek

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>>732206390
>>732206384
Lol

So what is everyone doing tonight? Any plans? I have none.

>>732206536
Honestly, if I knew your address, I would lol. I loved mailing people. Had a friend I'd send letters to in the mail in West Virginia.

>>732206577
Shill wat?

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>>732206653
>>732206577
Don't take the bait mate

>>732206653
Watch Jimmy Neutron with the girlfriend, talk here, finish my Modern Warfare Trilogy, and that's it.

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>>732206675
I'd tell you but I'm a paranoid fuck
mailing people is honestly super fun

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>>732206560
I'll still be here, mate. My room is so fucking small that I literally just have to turn my chair 90 degrees to be able to smoke out the window.

>>732206602
yee

>>732206613
That would suffice honestly, or at least for a while.

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>>732206769
don't get me wrong, I want a gf too hehe
small rooms are cozy

>>732206768
Understandable, it is 4chan after all. But yeah, fun to see what happens after days!

>>732206769
>Turn 360 and walk away

>>732206769
I do love you though, bud.

I found all my old trips, yay!

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>>732206516
Mostly animal produce. Chicken nuggets, pre-seasoned mini drumsticks and hot wings, occasionally burgers.

It works with potato-based stuff like fries but it really takes away the flavour and texture with that kind of thing.

My mom abuses it and uses it for fucking everything because she's an idiot. Uses it like a convection oven, which I can see the logic behind, but it's overboard. Uses it to "re-heat" (see: bake once again) bread and pastries, even pizza. She doesn't re-heat, she fucking re-cooks the shit so it ends up charred and dry.

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>>732206743
>>732206751
Movie or show?

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>>732206939

>>732206926
It does. Wait, fucking pizza!? How the actual fuck do you do that?

Also, try Mozzarella sticks!

>>732206939
The show on Hulu for sure.

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>>732207028

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>>732206903
>I do love you though, bud.
we all do man


15 yo me had terrible taste in porn wtf

>>732207039
Mozzarella sticks don't exist here.

>>732207039
>How the actual fuck do you do that?
You put the thing in the thing and you turn it on

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>>732207066
>>732207039
Beware. The pizza is aggressive

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>>732207155

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>>732206858
>small rooms are cozy
Not this one. This one is so tiny that it's unliveable. It's 9'x11'. I have my bed, dresser, and desk in this one room, and on one wall is my dad and his girlfriend's shit because there room is so small they have to put their shit in mine. My entire closet is filled with their shit too. Oh, and there's literally about 10" of walking space between my footboard and their dresser, which I knee about weekly. And my bed is so far over that I can't open the door all the way. So yeah. It fucking sucks, bad.

>>732206903
Likewise, my dude.

>>732207086
I look back at my collection and all I see is Comet and Jay Naylor.

>>732207099
>No mozzisticks

Get. Out. Of. There. Now.

>>732207099
But if it's good quality pizza like I make, that would just disintegrate in the oil...


>>732207155
I love that video, the girlfriend showed me that, loved it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI

>>732204783
>human bean

>>732207240
I can see why you're depressed, bud. Jesus man. Please come live with me in taco land!

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>>732207240
:( damn

>>732207255
lel

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>>732207202
>>732207255
>tfw no gf to show you shitty meme videos on the internet
I wish my paranoia would let me bond with people

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>>732207342
It depressing as fuck. If I'm not in my chair I'm lying in bed thinking about all the ways I could kill myself.

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>>732207394
>>732207350
More lucario booty and puss pls
>>732207451
I've considered the old helium gas mask. I wonder whether it actually works or not.

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>>732207394
I wish I wasn't such a disgusting freak that I would be able to leave the house and be around people without being hated by everyone, let alone get a gf.

>>732204783
Saved, is this s/fur R34 of the Horse Head Nebula??

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>>732207451
fuck dude, you need a change

>>732207350

>>732207394
Your paranoia will save you someday, I'm sure.

>>732207451
Or suck me off.

Gotta go see what's rattling in my laptop. Be right back.

>>732207537
It does. Takes a while.

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I look up the why behind a question instead of just the answer, i learn alot more from the internet that way

I dont get emotionally involved in issues, this way im not biased

I will fuck anything that is or was living? (As long as it doesnt have a penis when i do it)

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>>732207537
I've thought about it. Oh, I just remembered a good one. There are train tracks about 1.5 miles away, and it comes every now and then. That would be a quick one.

>>732207557
I know. And not being put in a mental institution this time.

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>>732207720
yeah lets not do that

you need to find god , boi

haha just kidding, seriously though, you should work with a professional and go into the wild and find yourself

>>732207537
>>732207547
I'm fine with socializing in general but when someone starts to get too close to me, I end up pushing them away even if I really want to be with them, intentionally or by accident. It just happens.
>>732207553
If you stay longer, you're bound to see even more horse head.
>>732207567
I don't know. It's always felt like a weight around my neck. I hope it goes away.
>>732207592
Good to know.
>>732207720
Live in an apartment not too far from a railroad track. May or may not go for it depending on how I feel tomorrow

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>>732207836
Keep forgetting damn pic

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>>732207720
also, it'd be really easy to fuck the train one up, I would not recommend it

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>>732207918

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>>732207990

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alright I think I'm going to bed soon

Anyone have any straight murrsuit porn?

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>>732208039
>>732208050
Sleep tight anon
>>732208071
I'm not familiar with that term

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>>732208071

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>>732207827
The doctors at the loony bin want me to see my counselor and doctor back to back every month, that way I'd be seeing them every 2 weeks.

>>732207836
You probably shouldn't. I'm sure you have many reasons to live. I probably do too. I'm just a coward and don't want to deal with reality.

>>732207920
Nah. Just lie on the tracks with my neck across the metal part, and close my eyes. Decapitation, and instant death. It's quick, painless, and you won't even see it coming. Better than a shotgun to the head because I'll still have to be the one to pull the trigger.

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>>732208144
>>732208188
You'd be surprised

>>732207836
It will never go away.

And back. Two plastic internal clips were inside my Inspiron 7537.

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>>732208237
>>732208302
That's encouraging

>>732208387
But honest.

>>732208188
you should take their advice

also, that'd work, but you'd fuck that crew up for the rest of their days, no way they'd go a day without thinking about it

alright now I'm really going to bed, sexy dreams all!

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>>732208188
So you'd rather die the lazy way and make a train conductor feel like shit while doing it?

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>>732208237
Nah, I'm sure you have reasons. You're just blinded by your own depression, so you can't see your actual self-worth. I am too, but part of me really does want to die, and wants to chase death. Don't be like me. I'm a fucking psycho idiot. As a certain person said to me last month, you're perfect. Just thought I'd share it.

>>732208387
>>732208407
Never said it wasn't.
>>732208448
I really can't tell the difference anymore. It's such a shitty feeling isn't it?

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>>732208410
Eh, maybe. It's stressful, and makes my depression worse.

True.

Night. Sexy dreams to you as well.

>>732208414
Yeah, kinda. I hate to sound like an heartless asshole, but I really want to die.

>>732208414
Sadly, train conductors are used to it.

>>732208558
Never said it was.

Look, my parents!

Poopdeck.

I just love wasting gets.

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>>732208558
>>732208764
Whatever dude

Now does anyone have more of that lucario ass and puss
I need it

>>732208969
Because you're being rude, you get none of it.

>>732207240
That's one hell of a sexy panda.
Just the legs alone are blowing my mind.

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>>732208969
>>732208944
So you do.
>>732209002
:(

>>732209075
I do have several images, but you're being a real Jerky McJerkface.

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>>732208563
I know how it is to be depressed. If youre going to do it, let it be a painful way, the worse the better, because if you truly want to die then you should be able to handle hours of suffering to get it done. A gun or rope doesnt let you decide that, it just does what it does without giving you a moment to turn back.

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>>732209168
Fuck that. That's stupid. I've suffered enough pain in my life. If I'm going to die, it's going to be quick and painless.

Should I hand over the laptop to the cutie or should I just waste more gets?

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>>732204783
i can eat about 66 chicken wings in 10 minutes

>>732209301
The fact that you can live after that is impressive.

I honestly don't even try to get the gets lol

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>>732209075
>>732209127
How so?

>>732209278
She's pretty.

>>732209363
>Whatever dude

Muh feels.

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>>732209396
I wish someone would say that to me.

>>732209443
But you're not a girl, Dashie. You're handsome.

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>>732209363
>>732209416
I didn't really know how to respond to what you said. I'm still confused.

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>>732209533
Dunno, I suppose. I just like being difficult.

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>>732209476
>But you're not a girl
I know.

>>732209476
>You're handsome.
Not really. I was just wanting to hear someone say it. I guess it doesn't work over the internet.

>>732209629
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VcmqR1zRJJ

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>>732209695
Made me smile, but only ironically.

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>>732204783
I have never once responded to a "you must reply to this post" post.

Not a single time.

>>732209759
Well that's no good.

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>>732209533
>>732209602
Uh... so can I get a lil lucario ass now
>>732209771
Good. That shit needs to die

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>>732209874
I just want a girl to love me. That's really all I want.

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>>732209909

>>732209913
What do now then?

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>>732210040
I don't know. Nothing.

>>732206613
Horse are nice, but you can't bring them to bed with you.

>>732209991
Something of Jay Naylor that's somewhat recent that actually looks good, whaaaaaaat?

>>732210065
<3

>>732209278
If you really wanted to you wouldnt care weather it hurt or not, and trust me, its not pretty when you get there

>>732210177
>trust me

Did you died?

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>>732210223
I think he did. I should take his advice.

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>>732209909
>>732210020
Ok but where is the puss tho
>>732210138
Not with that attitude

>>732210261
Or take my advice and live with me.

>>732210266
It's a male, not a herm.

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>>732210311
Can't.

>>732210339
Why?

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>>732210266
>>732210311
I noticed, mate
But I want the lucario p u s s

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>>732210380
I have no way of getting there for one. Not to mention that you have troubles of your own. I can't even take care of myself. It wouldn't work even if it was possible.

>>732210484
I can pick you up, and yes it would. Trust me. Here's a free sample.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L3hDczHelb

>>732210266
I have horses. They are allowed in my house too as long as they behave.
But, they are too big for my mind size bed.
I don't think the 3 German Shepherd would like them taking up their spot in bed either

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>>732210395
>>732210513
R u femanon

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>>732210513
While that is lovely, I doubt it would work. I would just end up being depressed as fuck then killing myself.

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>>732210619
>>732210605
Gsds are awesome doggos.

You don't fuck them, right?
They're just there as pets?

>>732210223
I was about to, at the time i was screaming at my gf over the phone while i was shirtless and had a belt tied around my neck, she got someone to call the cops before i could do anything permident.

>>732210758
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

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>>732210791
You had a belt around your neck? Nice. I put a loaded shotgun to my head in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep. I look back on it, and I regret not pulling the trigger. Suffering through more pain is fucking stupid, and I was stupid for not doing it when I had the opportunity. Now I have no access to any guns.

>>732210619
No, that's my girlfriend.

>>732210635
Not with a friend who really needs a third friend. Honestly, we'd help each other.

>>732210791
That's interesting. Darn.

I've never had any interest in dieing.
I plan to live forever.
Life is rarely perfect, often it's difficult, but it's still interesting.

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>>732211000
Maybe. But I just want a gf really. I just don't know how to get one, or where to look.

>>732210758
Slug, you know better than to ask.

>>732210888
Obviously you use them in your electronics

>>732211046
You won't, but you seem to be living life the way you want.

>>732211086
Your post was filtered for some reason lol. You need to look over here with me.

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>>732210758
>>732210888
Ok, for those trips I won't press further. You have piqued my interest with that vague answer though.
>>732211000
What is with the gets today? Damn. Also, you're browsing a fur thread on /b/ with your gf? I know exactly 0 people that I would be even remotely comfortable doing this around.
>>732211093
Who is slug

>>732210922
I realize I have no idea what I'm talking about, but most of everyone's misery in life is self created. You can change that for yourself.

>>732211219
Why would I not? She likes the furry, and she knows she can trust me on here since it's all guys.

>>732211106
And to save on my heating bill in winter.
They put out a good amount of heat.

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>>732211185
I refuse to move to California. Move to Colorado with my bf and I and then I'll think about it. Even then, I'd still have no way to get there, and wouldn't have any future there either.

>>732211361
We do want to move there too, so you should come there, and be a cute house husband for your boyfriend.

>>732210922
You didnt do it cause your instincts tell you not to, reason tells you not to. If youre commited you shouldnt care how it gets done as long as you get the same result. If you have a prefrence that means you can still feel, and if you can still feel you can still feel happy.

>>732211219
Oh, I would have no problem answering anything you wanted to ask. I do try to not get into that topic on fur threads because of offendes some people who I try to respect despite their seeming lack of similar behavior twords me.
But, I think it would be safe with the present company if you wanted.

>>732211583
Damn, he's good.

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>>732211471
Don't have any way of getting there. And I'm broke. And I'm not in my GED class anymore because I was in the loony bin, and needed to take a break. So I don't have a job. And going back to those classes make me really depressed. So I can't do that. I'm just completely fucked.

>>732211583
No shit. But life is too hard and I'm a lazy, worthless coward, and I have no reason to live.

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>>732211219
>>732211266
Lucky bastard.
>>732211610
Ok, so tell me. Do you fuck the dogs?

>>732211781
Not if you have me to take care of you!
>>732211810
Yeah, she's pretty cool.

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>>732211853
I wouldn't do that. I still have a heart. I don't take advantage of people.

>>732211932
>What is repaying me back in love and favors, Alex?

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>>732211955
That's asking a lot for me.

>>732212010
How so?

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>>732212032
Because I wouldn't be able to do either.

>>732212063
I thought you loved me?

>>732211781
I think you should go.

So what if you don't have a way there.
Just go. Figure it out.
Start walking, or hitchhiking. Stay in a homeless shelter at night for food sleep.
Getting out and actually doing something for yourself would be good for you.
Sure it's not easy. It wouldn't be the home and warm bed and regular meals you're used to having given to you,but it really would be good for you.

>>732211810
Of course I do.
And the mares too.

>>732212091
Damn, some really good advice today.

And people easily make mak as much money standing on a street corner begging as you chippy make at a better then minimum wage job.

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>>732211810
>>732212118
Ah. Ok.

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>>732212086
Do I? I don't really love anyone tbh. Certainly not myself.

>>732212091
I'm so much of a coward that I don't even want to leave my room, and you expect me to hitchhike across the country to a place where I don't even have anything?

>>732212194
It's terrible advice.

>>732212333
Trips confirm.

Wow.
My phone really fucked that up.

>>732212372
I love you.

>>732212372
Honestly, fuck you, that's amazing advice. If you're gonna kill yourself, you might as well go on an adventure and die under the open sky.

>>732211781
Literally no one has a reason to live, in 100 years everyone who is born will be dead, in 200 most of them will have faded from memory and existance forever, a select few last several thousand years til they disappear, we all fade from the future. So make yourself something now, something that doesnt have to be remembered but to be felt by the others around you, something that makes your kids and grandkids happy and smile.

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>>732212455
Thanks I guess. But it's not the love I'm looking for.

I'd rather not die that way. I don't know how I'll be dying, and I would be freaking out trying to figure out when/if I die. It would be more suffering.

>>732212372
Yeah. That's the interesting part, and why it would be good for you.
Not because it's easy and comfortable, but because it is uncomfortable and scary.
But the rewards soups be well worth it. You'd be able to hold someone you care about.

>>732212626
Or one hell of an adventure, dude.

>>732212626
Or one hell of an adventure, dude. Jack Black did it in Tenacious D.

>>732212335
Ok, all, it was fun while it lasted, but I'm going now. Have a good night, and please try not to kill yourselves

>>732212488
I'm not going to have kids because I'm a faggot and a failure of a human being. I have no reason to live.

>>732212650
I don't care about anyone. Not even myself.

>>732212727
I'm not a movie character.

>>732212753
You are not the boss of me!

>>732212768
Yes you are you drama queen!+

I'm sleepy.

I should have been asleep long ago.

>>732213037
Don't

I think some mint and chip ice cream with chocolate sauce is in order.

>>732212768
Shhhhhhhhhh.......its a statistical fucking miricle you exist, you were the fastest sperm out of millions, so were your parents, and their parents, and their parents, and their parents, etc. Theres a Trillion Trillion Trilllion other people who coulsve been you, but they arent, you are you, its a miricale you exist my friend, remember that. You have plenty of time to become something.

>>732213173
Ah yes chocolate sauce.

aka instant kill for canines

>>732213212
D'aww.

>>732213242
Good thing I'm only half Russian wolf.

>>732213154
Don't sleep?
Some times I don't.

>>732213212
This is the greatest sampling bias.

>>732213242
Not really.

It actually takes quite a lot to have any harmful effects.

>>732213212
And I won't become something because I'm just that worthless. Stats don't mean a god damn thing.

>>732213446
Youre not worthless, you have the same or more potental than hitler, everyone does, and for you that potental hasnt been used up yet, so use it up first before you kill yourself

Still gotta get more ice cream.

I'm just gonna try to sleep and continue wishing for my autistic fantasies.

Using a tablespoon to scoop ice cream was a bad idea.

>>732214039
My autistic fantasy is to get out of this man's army

>>732208141
Dash's wardrobe.

no new thread?