Ok niggies We are doing a vocaroo thread I'll read

>>732203245
Hillary Clinton Did Not Win The Election

>>732203371
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PCNc7uSG8d

>>732203508
Doing this shit in parts so that the thread doesn't die
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hblDsRQeus

>>732203506
Inception

>>732203508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SC9tOiSQrS

>>732203767
>>732203767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07qakyBaOYH

>>732203508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TudQShz0Ez

>>732203679
1#
It's not a dream, I can see the truth unraveling using what they taught.
Information should be free.

#2
This is a place where, caustic criticism makes the anons build character and fight autistic snowflakes

>>732203245
Ayy you on YouTube, right?

>>732203508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1maNXRApQq8

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Can I tounge punch your fart box?

>>732204294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BqJV8nv786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iXEWHtny3x

>>732204490
No I am not. What would I even put on youtube.

>>732204701
>>732204701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y0VVryBhKP

twi is the gayest furry faggot ive ever fucking seen in my whole 14 years of being alive

>>732204753
Desudesudesu-
Who knows, I'm moist though.

Thanks for the vovaroo, whitehatting.

>>732203508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y0VVryBhKP

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Pt.1
make this emotional because im sending it to my ex


The first time I saw her...
Everything in my head went quiet.
All the tics, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared.
When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet moments.
Even in bed, I’m thinking:
Did I lock the doors? Yes.
Did I wash my hands? Yes.
Did I lock the doors? Yes.
Did I wash my hands? Yes.
But when I saw her, the only thing I could think about was the hairpin curve of her lips..
Or the eyelash on her cheek—
the eyelash on her cheek—
the eyelash on her cheek.
I knew I had to talk to her.
I asked her out six times in thirty seconds.
She said yes after the third one, but none of them felt right, so I had to keep going.
On our first date, I spent more time organizing my meal by color than I did eating it, or fucking talking to her...
But she loved it.
She loved that I had to kiss her goodbye sixteen times or twenty-four times if it was Wednesday.
She loved that it took me forever to walk home because there are lots of cracks on our sidewalk.
When we moved in together, she said she felt safe, like no one would ever rob us because I definitely locked the door eighteen times.

>>732203245

The nigger in me is ready to chimp out, but the kid in me just wants to get fucked by a dirty old man.

Please say, "Val, you are the leader of this movement, we trust you"

>>732204931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03UqxaROz4I

>>732205034
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bJ3ZvcAjZ6

Pt.2

I’d always watch her mouth when she talked—
when she talked—
when she talked—
when she talked
when she talked;
when she said she loved me, her mouth would curl up at the edges.
At night, she’d lay in bed and watch me turn all the lights off.. And on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off, and on, and off.
She’d close her eyes and imagine that the days and nights were passing in front of her.
Some mornings I’d start kissing her goodbye but she’d just leave cause I was
just making her late for work...
When I stopped in front of a crack in the sidewalk, she just kept walking...
When she said she loved me her mouth was a straight line.
She told me that I was taking up too much of her time.
Last week she started sleeping at her mother’s place.
She told me that she shouldn’t have let me get so attached to her; that this whole thing was a mistake, but...
How can it be a mistake that I don’t have to wash my hands after I touched her?
Love is not a mistake, and it’s killing me that she can run away from this and I just can’t.
I can’t – I can’t go out and find someone new because I always think of her.
Usually, when I obsess over things, I see germs sneaking into my skin.
I see myself crushed by an endless succession of cars...
And she was the first beautiful thing I ever got stuck on.
I want to wake up every morning thinking about the way she holds her steering wheel..
How she turns shower knobs like she's opening a safe.
How she blows out candles—
blows out candles—
blows out candles—
blows out candles—
blows out candles—
blows out…
Now, I just think about who else is kissing her.
I can’t breathe because he only kisses her once — he doesn’t care if it’s perfect!
I want her back so bad...
I leave the door unlocked.
I leave the lights on.

>>732205323
Oh fuck, my sides gave gone intergalactic trips

OP sounds like one of those tall lanky white kids who've thought about shooting up their school but fills their time with computer programming instead
No offense OP

>>732205391
Have*

>>732205207
>>732205328
these two are together.

>>732205299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OcFUyCEEWM
>>732205294
http://vocaroo.com/i/s070RNVWA9au
>>732205207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mjhMUx4GfU
Had to do this one a couple times

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>>732205785
YOUR MY HERO.
heres ex's nudes for free

gender is a spectrum

opie what state did you go to high school in

>>732205434
ahah not too far off faggot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fPfe9n1gRu
>>732205391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15pNYriBq7I
>>732205328
Do you want both on one?

>>732205995
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dnUUHnUDdc
>>732206011
GA

>>732206150
I knew it you nigger. Everyone with that voice is the same

>>732206150
Gold, gold.
I'll give all my shekels, I promise.
No, really

>>732206232
I do some programming but I've never thought about shooting up a school. I'm only 6'

There are 2 genders and anyone who says different should an hero

>>732206232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uryPumtPtS
>>732206304
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yT0J8vOQHp

>>732206364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cT7U99201P

fucking cunt suck dont post every reply only requests, fucking stupid nigreo

>>732206566
Do this OP

>>732206566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z8EOs3vTBB
Anything for you friend

donald trump is a racist who fucks his daughter REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732206490
Well, you're trying with foreign dudes typing in English, thanks.
Which is your primary programming language?

I am this original poster of this thread on four channel and I enjoy consuming child pornography on a regular basis

say "i love baby male penises"

>>732206150
if i can get both of them in one then yeah

Obama sucked my balls then he sucked Trump's cock. Trump and I shook hands as he both unloaded on his face. Twitter was angry.

Read out your SSN and complete credit card info

>>732206676
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rZezPUuoxD
>>732206800
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z7Xpu9D6Fr
>>732206721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZccSOQTGLM
>>732206873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0at9drYCUWl
>>732206844
Working on it

>>732207337
there was no heart in that reee u can do better than that

>>732207337
thanks my dude

>>732203245
Listen here you lil' poopsmoker, i've been in the game longer than you've been alive

You don't know shit about "daaa gooooood shiiiiieeeet nig", is that clear for you you little cotton panties soft weak sissified niggerfaggot?

You think you some kind of authority on the subject? Think twice little cocksucker cause i'm going to tell it to you the way it is

I've poopsmoked all the finest butthashes worldwide that this godforsaken cancer ridden planet had to offer... From doodoo butter supreme#5 to Pooploops to GG Allin's lil secret to Andy Sixx's secret reserve X Blue poop phenotypes... I've smoked them all

You, little peasant ain't shit, couldn't tell for your life if you got good quality butthash even if it flew right in your shovel smashed face and you D.A.R.E trying to school me on poopsmoking?!

You don't seem to realize i'm an old timer and you are basically some lil edgy faggot who thinks poopsmoking makes him some kind of poopbandit or sum shit, fuck you niggerfaggot, you don't know shit, kthnxbai

>>732205992
>>732206844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d8p4RiV9k9

>>732207556
which one. I will remake it

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
MAKE SURE YOU PUT YOUR HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS OP

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

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>>732207774
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d8p4RiV9k9
ayyyyyy lmao my nigga
heres more for going through the trouble

>>732207740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DGhXuffvn2
God that was hard to make
>>732207900
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKS7DL71EC
>>732207950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zisuReF3ps

>>732205207
nigger you stole this from youtube

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>>732203245
If you don't diddly darn stop right there i'm gonna diddly darn break your dick, and then we'll be in for a real bad time in the bone zone, bitch.

>>732208330
Yeah it's a poem by Neil Hilborn

>>732208423
dont send that to your ex you cringey fucktard

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17pqonR0sZH
I made this. what you guys think?

>>732206882
>>732207679
do these

>>732207900
the duke already did one of this, god damn how many of you fucking idiots are there in here

Sing this:

I love niggers how about you?
I hang niggers what you gunna do?
KFC is just chicken to me
But to a nigger its a dream turn reality

>>732208457
This is OP, I'm not the guy sending it to his ex
>>732208393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UGB5OzaK2B
>>732208485
Starting those now

>>732208295
>God that was hard to make
Holy fucking shit dude, i cringed and smirked at my own bullshit

Thanks OP!

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>>732205992

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>>732208330
actually, its from a poet that I really like. his name is Neil Hilborn. and that tid-bit is called "OCD", and came from a book he wrote called "Our Numbered Days". I would defiantly recommend that you give it a read. heres a link.
https://www.amazon.com/Our-Numbered-Days-Neil-Hilborn/dp/0989641562/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1487327301&sr=1-1&keywords=our+numbered+days

>>732208683
it was good pussy while it lasted.

>>732208487
How is it being a wet blanket? Do you get all the ladies that way?
>>732208561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vn4uO0Glta
I don't know how to sing

>>732208561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PensiGj1BP

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>>732203245
Glaceon is the one true lord and savior. I pray to Glaceon every night and pray to not be called a faggot by other people. I say I know it was the original dragon killer and that Sylveon can burn in the abyss. I pledge my allegiance to Glaceon and I promise to treat every fucker who thinks Sylveon is better like they're a jew in Auschwitz. All Hail Glaceon.

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>>732208818
>>732208946

>try hard on this
I need to ask you something and I want you to be totally honest with me, it might be awkward with us after this but I have to know how you feel, I have kept this in for a while now and it's about time I was straight up and just confronted you about it. I hope this doesn't ruin the relationship we already have. I just need to know and I can't see any other way to get over this, it just doesn't seem fair on me if I don't get an answer. I want you to tell me truthfully, no matter what it is, I just want your honest opinion..... Do you know the muffin man?

>>732208946
I knew OP wouldn't be able to sing so I dubbed it myself you're welcome faggots

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>>732208561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s056ZKHMbtBL
i jumped on a small bandwagon

>>732206882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z7cknGlQ6Y

Let me tell you about a thing or two
If you wanna finger dudes, ride a Subaru
Or do some gay shit like Ron fucking Harry Potter with a broom
Anything regarding dicks ain't my cup of tea cause i love the POON

>>732209226
you're even worse than OP fucking nigger my ears just cringed into my body and came out my bootyhole

>>732209165
>>732209165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qqaQnboDxR
wew hope I did good

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>>732209226

This is the new 4chan anthem

>>732209004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WxjA6tztWT
>>732209165
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y3SuxonI2f

>>732209415
then I did good.

I love Ben Strehlow and I want him to suck Tyler Ellingson's cock while jerking off Riu Sakaguchi.

Also Donate now to feed Kyle

>>732203245

ily op

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>>732209528
wow thats super spooky...

>>732208561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BPdiNX1P6b

>>732209337
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y3SuxonI2f
Frank stuff is ez pz

>>732209474
No you didn't you autist. You butchered a beautiful piece of art and you need to gargle clorox

>>732209471
this is the best thing i have ever heard. thank you op.
(Also your voice is god tier.)

>>732209584
oh god. can we get a full blown song going?

>>732209584
that touched my soul on a spiritual level and I may have just ejaculated

>>732209528
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1827FLHeO05
>>732209621
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BPebtacoEd

>>732209621
hay man, I'm sorry if my attempt at what you wanted OP to say wasn't good enough, and I'm really sorry that you didn't like it. I think in my opinion it just means i need to work on it. so thanks for the feed back.

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>>732209584
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BPdiNX1P6b

Fucking saved

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sing

Nigger cunt cunt nigger nigger. Wetback nigger HA

>>732209821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QioEQ57zV6

>>732209885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jlHY9nr77y

"You might as well ask "What is the meaning of life?". That's how complicated the question "Who is Jason Genova?" is. You won't get the answer from a book or from someone on an internet forum. You have to experience it. The videos, the Facebook posts, the instagram pictures, the radio talk shows all form a vast and complicated web that one must do his best to keep track of. Maybe one day you'll understand."

>>732209882
bump

[Hook]
Nigga, nigga, - bitch - nigga, nigga
Nigga, fried chicken - nigga, watermelon - nigga
Bitch, nigga, nigga - white women - titties, ass

[Bridge]
Oh, fuck!

[Hook]
Nigga, nigga, - bitch - nigga, nigga
Nigga, fried chicken - nigga, watermelon - nigga
Bitch, nigga, nigga - white women - titties, ass

[Bridge]
Oh, fuck!

[Hook]
Nigga, nigga, - bitch - nigga, nigga
Nigga, fried chicken - nigga, watermelon - nigga
Bitch, nigga, nigga - white women - titties, ass

[Bridge]
Oh, fuck!

[Hook]
Nigga, nigga, - bitch - nigga, nigga
Nigga, fried chicken - nigga, watermelon - nigga
Bitch, nigga, nigga - white women - titties, ass

[Bridge]
Oh, fuck!

[Hook]
Nigga, nigga, - bitch - nigga, nigga
Nigga, fried chicken - nigga, watermelon - nigga
Bitch, nigga, nigga - white women - titties, ass

[Bridge]
Oh, fuck!

[Hook]
Nigga, nigga, - bitch - nigga, nigga
Nigga, fried chicken - nigga, watermelon - nigga
Bitch, nigga, nigga - white women - titties, ass

[Bridge]
Oh, fuck!

>>732209821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RAWJ8KcBeR
>>732209885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AFFomxbbAm

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Ahh, not so fast Morty. You heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me. OK, take it easy, Rick! Th-that's dark. Oh it gets darker Morty... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away... Ohhh fuck... I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. Oh man... Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. Ohhhh-woah... I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! Oh man. And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. You'll deny it... And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. Wh-what are you talking about? Because that’s, that's what this is all about Morty! Szechuan? Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty crawls away- Morty, that was FAKE! -and Morty gets pulled back. I-I’m driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. Nuggets? I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. Mulan? That’s my series arc Morty! What the Hell? If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING, What're you talking about Rick? SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY! What're you talking about? TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY! Szechuan sauce?! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! What is that?! FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY! What are you talking about?! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!!!

>>732210070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FOhLzbzwy2

>>732210070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MsXWDN0PnY

How...smart...Tentacruel is... Misty thought to herself, barely comprehending what was happening. This was mainly due to the rubbing of her clitoris and cunny by Tentacruel's tentacles. More of the tentacles snaked around her, and carressed other parts of her body, such as her breasts.

"OOOOO..." Misty moaned, her body filling with pleasure. "That's so...so...wonderfull!" she gasped. But Tentacruel had barely begun. Slowly, carefully, the jellyfish inserted a think tentacle into her vagina. As one tentacle ravished her in her cunt, another ed ted the now-erect red nipples of her breasts.

"AHHHHHH..." Misty screamed with pain as Tentacruel breached her virginity. It then began rubbing inside her, her pain turning to pleasure. Misty's mind was telling her that she was being raped --that she did not ask for this. But her subconcious mind was begging for more, enjoying the attention her pussey was recieving from the grayish tentacle.

Yet another tentacle snaked its way into her bottom crack, ravishing her in her buttocks. Sweat mixed with the pool water as Tentacruel forced her in every private spot of her body. The tentacles pumped and moved in unison, heating up her insides as she was raped by the jellyfish Pokemon.

>>732210039
Are you Jason???

Modjo
Lady
Hear me tonight
Cause my feeling
Is just so right
As we dance
By the moonlight
Can't you see
You're my delight

Ahh, not so fast Morty. You heard your mom, we’ve got adventures to go on Morty. Just you and me, and sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me.Oh it gets darker Morty... Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different, no more dad Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away... I repla-burp-ced them both as the defacto-patriarch of your family, AND your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister. So now you know the REAL reason I rescued you. I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll DENY it. And they’ll take my side, because I’m a hero, Morty. And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty, FOREVER! A-and I-I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan, Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. Because that’s, that's what this is all about Morty! Th-that’s my one arm man. I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was FAKE! I-I’m driven by finding that, McNugget Sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty. That’s my series arc Morty! If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING, SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY! TH-THAT’S WHAT'S GONNA TAKE US, ALL THE WAY TO THE END MORTY! SEASON, 9 MORE SEASONS MORTY! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! FOR 97 MORE YEARS MORTY! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE MORTY!!!
>fixed

>>732210232
lmfao sounds like Jason himself is reading this, nigger learn to read
>praise be our lord Jason Genova
>genovapedia.org

>>732210320
no, im just a fag on the internet

>>732210322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vmcwD3nkc4

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paint me blue and cum in my ass senpai!!

>>732210153
Boy did I fuck this one up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZngQy4eMMU

>>732210406
>genovapedia.org
what is this? im so confused now...
>>732210482
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lNRdKPjYew

>>732210374
nevermind the fixed version, sounds good.

>>732209584
can i post this on soundcloud?

>>732210526
hes basically a weightlifter who is also mentally retarded rofl
>become a genova's witness today

>>732210567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ES8ffTG6eN

>>732210567
sure

>>732210631
are you fucking kidding me? also
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VEr0xohLHZ

>>732210315
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YK15kpXhF4
I did not feel good saying any of that
>>732210322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZ9wY6UgR4

[Verse 1]
Fuck my fucking ass
In the Fucking , fucking ass
Fucking, fucking, fucking, i'm fucking my fucking ass
I tried to fuck my ass
I fucked my ass
Heaven knows I assed
Fuck my fucking ass
Fuck my fucking ass
Fuck the fucking, fucking, fucking ass
Oh my fucking ass
My assholes 's tight
Well, fuck my ass

[Refrain]
Fuck my ass (x8)
And I'll fuck my ass
Let them fuck my ass
Two dicks in my ass never bother me anyways

>>732210632
>>732210741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ozYllRJvWC

https://soundcloud.com/anas-taleb-248524574/kfc-is-just-chicken

>>732210322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1abVndE4OIZ

I ain't got no motherfucking friends
That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker
Take money
West Side, Bad Boy killers
Take money
You know who the realest is
We bring it too
Take money, take money
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fucked for life

>>732210915
my bad /b/ro.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04d8iESAPK1

Awwwwww shiiiiit theeeese
hotties
Make me moister than an oyster
When I see those bodies
Damn right shawty
When I see those hotties
We can take a ride in your Ferrari
When I see those bodies
Forgive me for this but 'oh my lawdy'
Oh my lawdy
When I see those hotties
...
I love me some Saudis

Never quite realised with all that sand
They could look so glam
Boy you look so tanned
Take me to the promised land
Please don't misunderstand
I just want to feel your hands
All over my body
You're a fucking hot Saudi

(Since the first time I saw deez hotties)
I see you riding on your camel, though
(Since the first time I felt those bodies)
I know you wanna pound this camel toe

Lemme lick Islamic dick
See my asshole slam it quick
I'm feeling penis, damn it's thick
These Saudis are charismatic

i wanna shoot up the school
they called me a fool
i will make em drool
when they not passed out or dead

>>732211082
>>732211401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nz8EXOa7Lc

>>732211644
fucking legend
you're the real shit

nigga im uploading this one too gonna get some bitches and money cus im saudi

>>732211947
if you dont mind of course hehe...

Thread dead

rip

It was fun while it lasted, thanks for the fun OP

>>732212954
i agree

>>732208561
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OiIz0JJLWq

>>732213215
I came

NO ABU NO POO IN LOO! POO IN KAZOOOOOOO!
(sing)
WE MAKE POO IN KAZOO!
NO MORE MAKE A POO IN LOO!
WE ALL POO IN KAZOOOOOO!
NO MAKE POO IN A LOO!

(down syndrome accent)
Mmm das sum gud toasth mrs.madthempfs did ay mak a gud toasth foe duh sthpashool ed cwassth mrs madthempfs?
ay mak a gud ding foe da famoowy.

Dead thread? I would get here too late.

BUMP come back faggots

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give me something dramatic, comedic, or anything of the sort, and ill read it.

im a fucking dramatic fuck

>>732215432
Shit I'll read something out.
I have an accent.

>>732215756
Okay, please say:
"Anthony Hair Rigger, you are the second son of the second son of a bitch that still owes me money!"

>>732203245
http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/this-is-a-poem-i-found-about-chicken-tenders.454388718/

>>732203508
>Shot in stomach twice
>No need for medical help
LOL BS.
Was semi-believable until then.

>>732216383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N8eexOO92O

Better than tinder just comment to suck and fuck

Hello, I'm a young girl in a supermarket who has lost my mother. I look all over for her and yell for mom, but she does not answer back. Oh, hello strange man. What's that, you can help me find my mom? Boy, that's great, I'll follow you now. Now we are in the men's rest room. Oh wow, you pulled out your penis. I've heard a lot about them but have never seen one up close. What's that, you want me to suck on it, well ok. "Make dick sucking noise here." Gee, that was great. What's that, you have a gun and now you're going to kill me, well shoot. "bang"

Berid had the greatest tits in the history of titkind. She was an attractive young blonde lady, wearing shirts with a cleavage bigger than my future. Every step she took made her big fat mountains wiggle and brightened up my every day. Those fleshy huge bobbly boobies made every head turn and knees weak. A lot of guys sprayed their manly juice to only profile pics or status updates of this gigantic titted maneater.

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Say: ''JEWS FOR DONALD TRUMP''

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE into your mic

>>732204753
Pretty sure he thought you were Penguinz0

Never trust op, hes a lier and a faggot. Only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009% is he a cool faggot and delivers

>>732203245
Revine is fat whale

>>732222563
Never trust op, hes a lier and a faggot. Only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009% of the time is he a cool faggot and delivers

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NAVY SEAL COPYPASTA LYRICS
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>732224007
>it fucking copied more than expected fuck me up

>>732203245
Muslims are a cancer. But what is the cure?
It is a tough question with a very easy answer.


Crush Muslims as they are your enemies. See them driven before you and take there land. Hear there passionate expression of grief and sorrow. Laugh at their weeping women.