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State you're JOB, SALARY, and WAGE. I'll beign: >Chef

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State you're JOB, SALARY, and WAGE. I'll beign:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.20 an hour
>27
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Chef at Wendy's

Are you fucking kidding me friendo?
>>
Quick question-
Are you the same person posting the same thread daily, or are you a bot designed to bait because of "chef"or advertise for Wendy's?
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>>732184855

You post this shit every day and bump your hourly by 1 cent.
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>>732184855
>professsional waste of skin
>mommys tendies
>21
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>>732184855
>>rapist at wendy's
>>22 / an hour
>>22
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>>732184855

>Customer of Wendy's
>-$4 to -$8 per visit
>33
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>>732184855
Is $8.20 even fucking legal
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I know why OP is a "chef" at Wendy's. Can't even use the correct your
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Wendy's chef
8.20/hr
27
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I work at Zaxbys as a cook and get $7.25/hr
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>>732184855
0, 0, & 0.
did I do it right?
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>>732184855
You're not a chef if....
>you work at wendys
>you make less than $15/hr
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Graphic Designer
17/hr
Free meals at work too

Bout to buy a house goodbye money
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>>732184855
>bank teller
>$9.50 an hour
>19
Pretty good for a first job. Can't complain.
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>Jobless College Graduate (Associate's in Network Administration)
>0
>20 yr/o
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>>732184855
Paraprofessional
$12.00 hour
37

tomorrow I have a 16 hour shift, and im going to do a total of 3 hours of work, hand out meds, twice, 30min of notes and help cook dinner, the rest of the time I will be playing video games or napping.
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>>732184855

>Network Engineer
>$68K a year
>33
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>>732184855

>Data Miner Bot
>bots don't get paid :-(
>2yrs
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>>732184964
hello newfriend
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street pharmacist
$850 -1700 a week, varies
19
>>
assistant dispatcher for a nation wide redistributor of food.

40k a year.

31 years old

feels not too bad
>>
Worksite supervisor
$4,000 a month
25
(In Canada though)
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Software engineer
55k$ + amazing insurance + free beer
24 yo
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>20
>100-110k per year
>own welding buisness depends if its slow or not.
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Own a business, make $12k/month. Never had a low paying entry level paying job.

Kind of have a fantasy of getting a garbage job like OP where I don't give a flying fuck and get to flirt with 18 year old HS seniors all the time.

23, no degree btw. Wat do?
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>>732186367
What business do you own? How did you start it up?
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>>732186276
>Software engineer
>55k$

Where the fuck are you only getting paid $55k?
>>
I AM JOB, SALARY and WAGE!
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>>732186554
I graduated 12 days ago, still in trial period.
Don't worry I'll make 100k in a few years.
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Funeral Director
$18/ hr, salaried up until 40 hrs, then time and a half, guaranteed 5 hrs of overtime paid (whether i work it or not)
Extra $$ paid to for night calls, embalming and trade work; ends up being around $5000 extra a year.
With benefits my total compensation package is liek $62000.
28 y/o
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>Submariner
>45k salary
>26
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>Firefighter
>$16.90/hr
>20
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>>732186974
I design and engrave tombstones
17hr
23yo
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powder painter at factory
11 euros / h
21y
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Dental Assistant
$24.80, 38 hrs / week
22 years old
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>>732187498
Your business will outlast mine.
TBH the funeral business is complete bullshit, mostly bcuz of the clientelle.
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Diesel Technician
$16.00 /HR
22
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>kitchen manager at chipotle
>11.53 hourly
>20

It's shit
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>>732187315
Does it get boring ?
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cemetery quality manager
3.000 reais (850usd) a month
22yr
>>
RMT (Registered Massage Therapist)
$60-$80/hour depending on tips (that I'm not really supposed to accept, but w/e)
30
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>Serial entrepreneur in Silicon Valley, currently specializing in medical device design and kicking the living shit out of FitBit.
>Non-vested billing rate is $250 / hour for project management consulting. Rate does reduce with common stock vestments.
>Divorced, supporting a kept woman and about the hit the half century mark.
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>>732187315
You know what they say about submariners... 80 men go to see and 40 couples return home.
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>>732184855
>>This thread again

OP always working at Wendy's
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Product Manager
$130k/year + bonuses (~$200k total)
30
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Crew member at Chipotle
$10.25 an hour part time
18
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>>732186367
You should go on /b/ and lie. You fucking goddamned liar.
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>>732187873
>Your business will outlast mine.
>TBH the funeral business is complete bullshit, mostly bcuz of the clientelle.
I used to do catering and I though that was bullshit and drama filled. Worked with a guy that recently got out of the funeral business to this. Told me it was less drama and most of the crowd was happy to be at a catered event unlike a funeral.
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>>732185476
Does an associates degree really make you a college graduate.
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>>732188179
What industry and what product?

Don't give brand names on this thread.
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CEO, $800k, 48
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>>732184855
>call centre agent
>13$ an hour plus bonuses
>meh
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>>732188187
Any truth to the story that the place was almost taken down over not allowing GMOs and the Sal Malina scare was a set-up?
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>>732186974
>>732187498
I do grounds maintenance at a cemetery. We should start a club!
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>>732184855

Chef
Fast food worker

>pick one
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>Network Engineer
>$110,000/year
>26
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>>732188348
>Isenseanecroparty.gif
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>>732188213
A two-year associates degree is a bit of a "second class citizen" in most professional circles. About the only exception is nursing and public services like fire fighting and law enforcement.
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>>732188264
Software. Internet services for consumers as well as businesses
>>
Sales Consultant
$60,000 annually
30
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>>732188442
Very nice. Are all those Cisco Certifications worth the time?
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>>732188508
>Software. Internet services for consumers as well as businesses
That is growing. Know a few start-ups that are working on decentralized social media where multiple companies trade social media instead of one big domain like Facebook or Twitter.
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>>732188199
Hit the nail on the head. I dont much care about people not wanting to be at a funeral, i dont blame them. More so hate dealing with people's self inflicted problems and their inability to handle their mortality. Been in the business since I was 18... gotta say, you realize just how fucking stupid alot of people are.
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>>732188565
Yeah, they help. I just recently passed my written CCIE R&S.

But prior to that, I was making this salary with no certifications. If you work for a VAR / MSP, you'll make the salary regardless of certification.
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>>732184985
that's the yolk
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>>732185113
minimum wage is 7.25 anon
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>>732185478
Assuming you work at a school, did they hire you because you are autistic and the kids think you are funny?
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>>732185439
Im so jealous of you now I wanna fucking kill myself im such a loser i bet you arent a virgin either.....why d good guys like me miss out and douchebags like you get everything....
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>>732188707
>Been in the business since I was 18... gotta say, you realize just how fucking stupid alot of people are.
Keep in mind you are seeing a lot of people at their worst. For me, the worst was my father's funeral. When he died it felt like a weight off my back. I learned more about him the year after he died than I ever knew growing up. It started at his funeral.

Being the only son, I walked into the viewing suite where the body was laid out to see three Goodfellows in full suits and spats like out of a mob movie. They see me and walk out not talking to me. Weeks later I discover my college tuition was paid by my dad doing jobs for the local mob. My father was not a made man but what is called a "supporter" where favors were done with ample exchanges and he kept a day job.

I then went to look at the body. The mortician did a good job. It was strange, I realized I could finally get away taking a swing at his face like I wanted to all my life. But then, that would just add to the drama.

The story is still unraveling and I ended up moving out west to get away from their reach.
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>>732189170
Nigga the fuck are you talking about?
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>>732189363
Eyyy! What'samatta whichu? You no sad you dad die? I oughta bada bing your boom for being so ungrateful.
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>>732185478
Being forced to be in a location/around people is still work
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>>732185960
"street pharma" you sell dope? lmao
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Cuck
-$10,000 a year to Jamal in reparations
33
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>>732189656
fucking normie cunt
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>Sporting Goods Associate at Walmart
>$12.50
>19
>>
>depressed
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>>732189694
>Eyyy! What'samatta whichu? You no sad you dad die? I oughta bada bing your boom for being so ungrateful.
Get your fake Jersey slang the fuck outta here.
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>>732189363
What movie/tv/book is this
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>>732184855
"chef"
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>>732189784
Jokes on you I was home schooled my entire life and my social life is non existent. I'm also a virgin btw

Kill yourself
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>>732189137
my company only works with adults, we are there to make sure they don't escape or die.
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Porn Actor
$200 scene
$800 gay for pay
8"
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>>732185178
looks like we found a line cook at a half decent restaurant who makes 15 and thinks hes a chef and thinks hes in any way different from a burger bitch.
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Trap lover
$0.00
39
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>>732189907
>What movie/tv/book is this
I could probably sell my life as a script if not an autobiography with what I lived and been through. At times, I'm surprised I'm still alive and have children.
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E-6 in the navy
68k a year
Good-ish health care
31 y/o
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>>732189363
I realize we see people at their worst; and most people never go through a funeral until they are in their 40s.

Problem is, everyone has a back story and everyone thinks they or their family is special. Take for instance a situation i had this week. 90 y/o lady dies out of state and her 70 y/o daughter is more interested in talking to me about people that we buried in their family 30 years ago and if i remember them (i'm fucking 28) as opposed to making a decision about how they want to get their dead mom home. Tell her we need to stay on track and she agrees and apologizes because this has "been such a surprise and they weren't ready for it." For christ sake the lady was 90 and you didn't expect it?!

I guess what i'm trying to say is that 90% of my job is helping people navigate through their own mess of a life and the having them bitch at you because you had the audacity to charge them for getting up at 2am to pickup their 300lb dead mother off the kitchen floor... it just kinda makes you jaded as fuck
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>>732190138
>Porn Actor
>$200 scene
>$800 gay for pay
>8"
I know on in Hollywood in the same business. He is straight and only does gay for the money. Said he is doing $2000 a gay scene now since he "looks twink" as he keeps a girlfriend. As a joke, he always says "no homo" on set just before a scene. Usually about half the crew laughs.
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>>732190482
im too stupid to join the navy. gpa was low asvab was a failure. no motivation and depressed
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>>732190521
>I guess what i'm trying to say is that 90% of my job is helping people navigate through their own mess of a life and the having them bitch at you because you had the audacity to charge them for getting up at 2am to pickup their 300lb dead mother off the kitchen floor... it just kinda makes you jaded as fuck
How much turnover do you see in that business?
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>software developer
>60k/y
>24
>>
>>732190661
hi diddly ho
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>>732184855
>>
> 25
> Mobile Dev
> 85k/y
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>>732187386
were the fuck you work?
ive had 2 full time firefighter jobs and one paid 9.32 an hour working for the state, and the other working for the city was ~9.75 an hour when you divided up how many hours we worked not including overtime, 280 hours a month at normal pay with anything over being over time we worked a mandatory 288 or 312 hours a month
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>>732184855
27
Wendy's an hour
$8.20 Chef
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>>732184855
Wendy's
27 chefs an hour
8.20
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>>732184855
>Griller at DQ Grill & Chill
>11.50/hr
>22
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>>732190717
I've been fully licensed for 5 years, but been in the business as i mentioned for 10. When i graduated from mortuary school, we had 25 students. They told us that in 5 years, only 50% of us would still be in the business. My current firm is a mid sized, family owned operation with 8 funeral directors. We had a funeral director leave over a year ago and we still haven't filled the position.... posting on industry websites and publications are constantly full.
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>>732184855
Do you make fod, OP?
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>>732184855
8.20
27 Wendy's a chef
An hour
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>>732190588
Is he a receiver?
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>>732188501
lol an associates degree for fire fighting means nothing unless you don't like putting the wet stuff on the red stuff. What you want are your Fire I&II certs from IFSAC
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>>732184855
An hour
8.20 chefs a 27
Wendys
>>
Aussie Postman 66,0000 a year
>>
>>732184855
8.20 chefs
Wendy's
27 hours
>>
Cop
36/hr
28
>>
Chef at 27s
8.20 Wendy's
an hour
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>>732190482
Google says you're lying. How do you make so much at that rank?
>>
>Auditor (CPA firm)
>$53,500
>23
>>
Fuck Wendy's
>>
>graveyard shift gas station loaf n jug
>10 an hour 300 a week
24
>>
>Building maintenance
>14.00/hr
>20
>>
>retail worker
>$10.85 an hour
>16
>>
That's not even minimum wage op.
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>>732191346
>>732191519
>>732191876
>>732192035
>>732184855

chef at nigger's
8.20 a nigger
27 niggers old
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>>732186910
im 24 and at 170k, full insurance, +options. get to the west.
>>
Public works department
$12.50 an hour
18
>>
>>732192862
GO WEST, YOUNG MAN
>>
Cook, local diner
$9 an hour
20 yo
>>
>>732189873
same
>>
Cook at Sizzler
$95k salary
58
>>
This thread is older than some of the faggots posting in it.

>Delivery driver
>$16/hr USD
>28
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>>732184855
>20
>J.P morgan summer intern
>3,5k month
>>
>Fire alarm technician
>$20 an hour
>22
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>>732184975
It made you think about Wendy's. 4chan's main function these days is free advertising. Just look at all the Five Guys and Subway threads. Context doesn't matter, point is it's on your mind now.
>>
Hotel cook. 13/hr
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>>732190302
lol
>>
>Supervise a program at my schools gym
>12/hr
>18
>>
>>732192941
interesting, thanks for sharing this piece of history.
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>>732184855
waiting for the day OPs year turns to 28
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>>732192766
Certain US states, it is above. Minimum in my state is 7.25.

Servers (waitresses) get 2.50 an hour, unless they get garbage tips. Then they get minimum worth a few hours
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>tool rental associate at home depot
>$10.50/hr
>27
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>Cashier at a Dairy Queen
>$9.50 an hour
>15year old when I started. Turned 26 two months ago.

Get on my level fags
>>
>Private Tutor
>$80/hr
>35

I don't make a ton yearly (~35k), but I have a 3 minute commute, and 10 hours a week of work is a lot for me. Overall, it's a pretty sweet gig.
>>
20 yrs, living in Aus. Qualified Baker on 25.80 per hour. 54k salary
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>>732191476
He has gone air tight taking it up the ass and the the mouth while fucking another guy up the ass. About the only thing he refuses to do is scat.
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>>732184855
residential carpenter
$24/hr
38
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>>732184855
>own landscaping business
>~$2k a month, only work 20-30 hours a month
>28
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>>732192128
So BAH (basic allowance for housing) in my city is 3705 a month and my base pay is 3677 plus my sea pay of 750 all equates to about 68k people overseas make even more than I do. (I have been in for 10 years)
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>>732193794
>>Cashier at a Dairy Queen
>>$9.50 an hour
>>15year old when I started. Turned 26 two months ago.
>Get on my level fags
Ten years at Dairy Queen. Tell us your best story.
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>>732193988
He's a fucking fag dude. Do you watch his porns?
>>
>>732193794
Hey, if you're content and making ends meet, that's pretty cool. People shit on jobs like those but don't realize that it's not a workforce of "lazy teens" that make a majority of those jobs. It's even more bizarre because they're usually repeat customers that do the shitting
>>
21
sell shit i make w 3d printer 200-500 per day profit
>>
>Chicken Breader at Bojangles
>$8.75 an hour
>25 y/o
>my job is totaly niggers
>>
>Software Consultant Intern
>$16.00/hr
>21
>>
>>732185439
time to rob a bank now that I know tellers start at 9.50
>>
>>732184855
>Bartender
>$24 an hour $AUS
>20 years old
>>
>>732184855
>Unemployed
>$5.00 a month
>32
>>
Loss prevention supervisor
14/hr
26
>>
>>732194383
>24 an hour, 20
you must have great tits
>>
>It intern
>19.50
>21
>>
>>732185960
My Nigga!
>>
>>732194287
Banks are actually pretty piss poor in payout. Usually only get a few grand that was in the tellers boxes, plus there's dye packs to worry about
>>
>>732184855
35
Child protective services social worker
$20/hour
>>
>Panhandling nigger
>bout three fiddy
>45
>>
>>732194439
im a dude
>>
>>732188293
If I made 800k I would be balls deep in a hooker right now

22
make sandwiches
9.00hr + tips + 9.00 sandwich everyday
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>>732194833
suuuuuuure you are, anon
>>
>movie theaters
>$9.50/hour
>16 y/o
>>
>>732187950
>reais
>huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>
CPA
130k
28
>>
>>732194833
Breast tissue exists in everyone, anon. Accept your moobs
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>>732194153
Actually, was a typo. Turned sixteen two months ago.
Regardless, first day I started, a bitch came in complaining about her bacon burger having no bacon. Manager walks over and opens the wrapper. We see a burger with one bite taken out of it. Manager proceeds to lift the bun.

Wouldn't you know it, there's a big ass piece of bacon sitting right there.

This woman decided after one fucking bite that there wasn't any bacon. She didn't even try to find it either, rather waste the energy walking into the store and yelling than lifting the mother fucking bun.

She stormed out exclaiming she'd never come there again

First days are magical, wouldn't you say Anon?
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Cashier at run of the mill retail, hoping to be running a restaurant soon.
9.00/hr
20
>>
Wait. I though the Wendy's chefs on 4chan got paid $8.75 per hour. Did that bitch Wendy implement budget cuts?
>>
>>732195064
amen
>>
>>732184855
Ass. Manager
$36500 +sale bonus (Canadough)
27
>>
>inventory management
>$13.50/hr from home
>39
>>
>>732192722
>>732195015
Underage b&
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>>732184964
lurk Moar faggot
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>>732184855
Directions unclear. Dick stuck. Send help.
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>>732195091
First days are magical. My first day in retail I got into a fight with a thief who shoved my manager into some 12 packs.(only went after him cause I'm fucking her and I don't want bruised meat.)
>>
>Works In HR for the largest grocery retailer in the US.
>19.95/hr
>25
>>
>>732188977
spotted the faggot from a red state.
>why haven't you moved already anon-kun
>>
>store manager of a juice bar
>48k a year + bonuses
>20
>>
Necrophiliac Rapist
Sell each bodies for $250
28
>>
>>732190993
In CA firefighters make over $100k with little OT
>>
>>732194833
you must have great tits!
>>
>>732193068
are you me?
>deliver furniture

what about you?
>>
Medical Scientist
26.24/hr
24
>>
>>732195596
That's probably because nobody wants to save all the spics, niggers and faggots out that way, so it's gonna cost em to save em.
>>
>>732184855
Secondary laser weld operator
$14.50/hr
23 years old
>>
>>732195523
way cheaper than my guy
>>
>Underwater Pipeline Welder
>$35 h/r
20
>>
>>732193197
This is actually genius. Too bad Wendy's in Kangaroo land is a chain Ice Cream & Hot Dog stores in shopping malls.Always wondered what a square burger taste like
>>
>>732196310
Like any other burger
>>
>>732196310
Wanna know why they're square?
>>
Plasterer
28 per hour
33
>>
>>732194501
>only a few grand

Hell no
>>
>>732196539
Sure
>>
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going to be a formula 1 driver. probably make 40 mil a year
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>>732184975
>Wendy's is the best fast food to work at
>$10.10 per hour.
>>
Tendie n burger engineer at dairy queen 7.25 hr.
>>
>>732195457
Don't make this a partisan thing. Accounting for cost of living, $7.25 is more money in AL than $8.25 in DE.

A more important point is why would I care what the minimum wage is? I have enough marketable job skills/experience to make several times the minimum wage. Only deadbeats and teenagers actually get paid minimum wage.
>>
AD and virtualization nerd
93k
48
>>
>>732196781
Because Dave Thomas doesn't cut corners.


Seriously that's one of they're sayings if you work there. I never worked there but I had a guy work for me who had and he loved telling that. Yes, he was autistic, why do you ask?
>>
>Employee at local Mexican restaurant
>$8.50hr
>20
>>
its you again
>discount tire
>11.50/hr
>Service tech
>Applying at nissan right now.
>>
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>>732184855
JOB
>Unemployed.
SALERY
>Zero dollars an hour.
WAGE
>None.
>>
Maritime Pilot (Tugboat Captain)

120k/yr

30

Work 2 weeks on then have 2 weeks off.
>>
I don't do jobs, I'm the jobs.
>>
>>732184855
>State you're JOB, SALARY, and WAGE
IT R&D
130k
27
>>
>>732184855

Bellman/Valet
$16.00 an Hour + Tips
29
>>
28
Automation Tech
$28/hr with OT at time and a half
>>
Food production facility
>9.75
>20
>>
QA at blue origin. 45 an hour. 34
>>
Professor, ~120k depending on summer funding and grants, Oldfag
>>
>>732197799
decent gig? whereabouts?
>>
It suits me, my license is good all the way up the mississippi and down the intracoastal canal. But most business happens between Tx and La.
>>
29
Test engineer
$28/hour
>>
$54/hr (about 150k/yr on a good year 75k on bad year)
watching other people work (foreman)
signal man on railway
more taxes a week than a min wage peasent like OP makes a month FML.
>>
>>732196856
Nice meme, good dream
>>
>Software engineer intern at a "big tech company"
>$50 an hour
>20

You guys are all failures
>>
>Cable/internet sales
>28.56per hour on average
>25
>>
>Bus Driver
>26.11 hr
>33
>>
>>732200939
are you morbidly obese from sitting down all day or do you exercise regularly?
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>>732200990
Exercise Daily. We have a gym at yard and physical therapist that keep us in check.
>>
Infrastructure Engineer - Primarily VMware and NetApp
95k/yr
33
>>
>>732184855
Catering assistant
$16.25 an hour
18
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>>732184855
fuel center associate at Dillon's
$8.50/hr
22
>>
IT Helpdesk
$45K/yr
21
>>
>Web Designer
>$13.75
>24

Dress how I want, no boss breathing down my neck, I can even smoke weed on the job. Shits nice.
>>
Helpdesk technician
32,000CAD/yr or 16.40/hr
24
>>
"Engineer"
70k
24
>>
>>732201856
I'm sorry
>>
28

Building engineer

52k yr
>>
>>732199884
how much programming do you do daily?
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>>732202571
I get paid for 8 hours but if I'm being honest I do less than that.
>>
Software engineer

135->155k depending on how the company's stock does.
>>
>>732202692
also im 26
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>>732202692
How smart are you? Be honest?
>>
stay at home son.
20$ every month
free food free house
cant work cuz disabled
not disabled enough for disability
i flip shit on craigslist
just enough for 1 handjob a month at massage parlor. /mylife
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>>732184855
>Unemploymened
>$0.00 a year
>20

Plus this is an old thread op post your real job faggot
>>
>>732202844
I think of my self as pretty well rounded. For what I do I'm probably one of the best. There are things im bad at though. "smart" is hard to define without coming off as /r/iamverysmart like
>>
>>732202692
you are told to implement a ADT; you are given the interface and nothing more. Using just the interface how well can you code against it?
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>>732184855
>Technical advisor and Liaison
>$75,000.00/year CAD
>22
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>>732202878
>>732202878
>>732202878
>>
>Work at a arcade in a resort
>1 month ago got promoted to supervisor
>Pay 11.00hr.
>Left last job (same pay) worked my ass off to get promotion and make same about.
>Called X boss told him to go FUCK himself.
>relaxing playing overwatch. 100% true story
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>>732203211
Probably I would do a mediocre job, TBH.
>>
M 25
Nurse at rehab facility
$29/hr
>>
> I play video games
> $30 to $45 depending on what I am playing
> 18
>>
Account Manager
$58k/year
28
>>
Busser at Thai restaurant
$10/hr
25
>>
>>732185342
stupidest idea ever :) have fun being homeless when the housing market crashes again
>>
>>732184855
Part time at shell 11$ an hour
>>
I clean floors, push carts, fix things, assemble things, assist with cashiering, assist with pulling money from self-service and re-inserting the money, I paint, fill the balloons with helium, and do most of the 80-300lb lifting in the store

$11.20 an hour
walmart
>>
>>732204086
This anon knows what's up. Houses were up for cheap in 2009
>>
>>732188038
>go to see
Fucking idiot.
>>
>>732184855
>stockboy at a Walgreens
>$10 an hour
>20
>>
>>732189170
Because you're a faggot.
>>
>>732190004
Still a faggot.
>>
>>732185342
17/hr and you're buying a house in 2017

>why
>>
>>732186910
Graduating in a few years in (more or less) the same thing. What are you gonna be doing on the job?
>>
>In and Out
>$11/hr
>17
>>
>Line Cook at a country club
>$12 an hour
>10 hour work days 5 days a week
>>
Film Industry
Roughly 120k a year could be less or more
21
>>
>>732204977
120k? man i really need to get fit, that gay porn industry is booming
>>
>>732205068
Funny man I'm behind the scenes on legitimate tv/movies/commercials. I know a guy who worked on porn sets before though actually. I would too as long as the check clears
>>
>>732202527
>>732202527

Don't get me wrong, I should honestly be paid more. But cost of living here is really low and easy here, compared to other areas.
>>
>>732195792
California has the 6th largest economy in the world and is easily the best state in the US. U just mad.
>>
>Pharmacy Technician
>$10.65/hr
>20
>>
>>732204599
WAG gang! but fuck that place tho
>>
>>732206407
Yo my store is like a magnet for lazy, retarded workers who don't like to do shit. Every fucking shift I wind up finishing shit off from two nights ago before I can even start on all the bullshit my ASM gives me
>>
>>732206660
My pharmacy manager graduated from the same school that i'm going to so I get preferential treatment on a lot of tasks and scheduling. I feel you tho with dealing with lazy ass coworkers. The worst is when they consistently come to work like 30min late
>>
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Laundry guy
21.50/h
21
Gonna buy a used car when I get paid, then sleep....
>>
>>732184855
Nightfill at office supply retailer
$22.50/hr
19
>>
Pretty okay for college.

>2nd level tech support
>20/hour
>25
>>
Structural welder
17hr
18
>>
>>732206928
It's something about Walgreens I guess, we get that shit all the time. Constant call-outs and no-shows, and when people bother to show up they're always late. You'd think my manager would do shit but nope.

On the plus side there are three or four 8/10 pharmacy girls around my age, so I'm always guaranteed a healslut to bullshit with
>>
>>732207211
meant no college.
>>
1st year lawyer, insurance defense
57,500
27
>>
>>732207313
hell yea dude, in highschool i was in a technical program for training pharm techs for certification. Can confirm pharm girls are some kinda crazy (and we know bout them crazy girls)
>>
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>>732184855
>>
>>732184964
summerfags are early this year
>>
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Graphic designer, 70k a year.
>>
Customer service rep
9/hr
20 y/o
not going to uni but collecting IT certs
currently got A+, Network+, Security+, MSCA - WIN 10, and currently studying for CCNA
>>
>>732203293
Let me guess, no medical, no benefits, no actual full time work? 75k is your dream if you ever happen to get a real full-time job... of course, when you do, it'll be 45-50k a year, if you're lucky.

Get to reality.
>>
>>732203211
abstract data type? algebraic data type? alternating decision tree?
>>
>Car Rental Agent
>18$ /he with commission included
>20
>>
system architect (protip i dont architect shit)
116k/yr
33
>>
>>732208220
you should be able to find a job making more than 9/hr with those certs.
>>
>>732184855
>Software Engineer
>$73,000/year
>23
>>
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>Dox
>>
>>732209132
master plan is to move out of this shitty city and move to los angeles with the rest of my family, there i will look for a proper job. currently part time 9 hr is enough to pay the rent and food and the certs
>>
>cnc programmer
>28$
>24

Live in southern Canada though so I'm broke as fuck
>>
>>732207423
my brother hasn't even graduated law school yet and he makes more than you do
>>
I bet the fbi have fun with these threads
>>
>>732185476
You're doing it wrong. Obviously you are shit-tier.
Having a degree means nothing if you don't have the attitude and confidence behind it.

I got an Associates in Network Administration. I started at a large hospital system's IT support line resetting passwords and adding printers to user profiles, and sending tickets to actual techs.

I stayed there a year and 3 months ($15.20/hr) and then found a job as a systems tech (glorified helpdesk/small time server support @ $42k/yr) at a smallish company that was mostly online sales. I volunteerd for everything and within 6 months I was one of the project leads on a new store ordering all of the IT equipment, half of which I had no experience with. I was flown across the country and installed it all with the other project lead.

He let me do all of the network config and security cams and he put all of the PCs in place. he quite enjoyed it because he had a nice easy time while I was frantically trying to learn as I went.

Unfortunately that company was bought out and the new management sucked. Luckily I made such an impression at my first job, they sought me out and hired me for a technical operations team and I have been here since (1.5 years) making $60k/yr after being out of college for 4 years today.

I've already outgrown my current job and will soon be a server engineer at this hospital system making $75k/yr as soon as a position opens. Mostly because I made such an impression on the IT infrastructure director by volunteering for everything, training new team members, and making 50% of our documentation that never existed before.
>>
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Steel Worker. $28.04, $0.50 shift differential. $28.54, and a picture of my contract book unlike the liars just throwing out numbers.

$120k a year after OT and bonuses, on a GED
>>
>>732184855
>State you're JOB,
I am JOB.
>>
>>732211375

THE POSITION HAS BEEN FILLED!
>>
intern
$8500/mo = $102k/yr
26
>>
>>732211511
Huehue
>>
>>732184855
>butcher
>18$/h
>32
>>
>>732184855
Mech Eng
120k/yr
24
>>
>>732211524
same but 20
>>
>janitor
>$35,000
>29
>>
barback
10-21 an hour
21

kicks ass too because i get free food and booze
>>
Security
12.50/hr
24

Not bad, wanna be a cop soon tho
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