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Hey there, /b/! I have been a journalist for about six years,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey there, /b/!

I have been a journalist for about six years, but I've been lurking for closer to ten years. I mean, I know I'm still a newfag, but I figured we could do something fun, regardless of my faggotry.

Let's make some fake news and share it.

>Post Ending in 36 decides who the news is about

>Post Ending in 52 decides what they did or what happened to them

I don't even care if it's believable. I just think this would be good for some laughs, especially if it's believable-enough for us to get some retards believing it.

I've got plenty of tools to create any fake stories we need and I have years of experience in the media, so I can help with formatting and shit like that.
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time stamp faggot
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Hey OP... do you think you could run an article to promote something similar to the slut walk, except convince feminists to masturbate in public?
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How about some fake outcry against the racist intel comercial.

Ya know, the one where the black girl makes animal noises
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Go away PhillyD
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>>732181306
Eww, the smell of Butch unkempt vagina isn't worth the sight.
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I want the take down
of John Oliver or John Green
in a pedo scandal
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>>732181668
roll
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>>732181723
roll
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>>732181668
John Oliver
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>>732181537
kek
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>>732181668
Roll for this
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>>732181252

Why do I need a time stamp?
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>>732181799
WINRAR!
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>>732181252
Might have to spin this one a bit lol
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>>732181821
any faggot can say it is a journalist
you need time stamp and some proof
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yeet
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>>732181668
Rolling for the opposite of what this fag proposes
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>>732181866

OP said "52" or 36," not dubs, you illiterate fuck.
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>>732181668
roll my friendo
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micheal jackson actually faked own death to avoid cp charges.
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>>732181975
cuck
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>>732181668
rollollo
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Hillary Clinton has prostate cancer
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>>732181668
rollerete
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>>732181668
rollerete 2
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>>732181668
Why the hate on John Oliver? Suck a dick! Rollerino for a good guy story about John Oliver
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>>732181613

What about the lulz when they realize they've been duped :(. Anon, I am disappoint.
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>>732181668
rollerete 32434
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>>732182296
he is a faggot
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jared kushner is caught having an affair with his tennis instructor, instructor is a dude.
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>>732181668
rollerama
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>>732181668
rollerama 2
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>>732181668
rollerama 334
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>>732181668
rollerama 52
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mike pence paying underage boys for sex.
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OP here.

Because of the sheer number of people who really, really want to make John Oliver look bad, I'll go ahead and accept him as the subject for the story.

Let's clean things up a bit, though.

>What did John Oliver do?

or

>What happened to him?


Dubs decides!
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op sucks worlds largest cock.
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>>732181668
DESTRUCTION OF JOHN OLIVER AND JOHN GREEN
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>>732182296
Rolling for this!

>>732182351
Go suck your dad's dick, kid
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>>732183040
he is anti trump
he should be deported
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>>732182296
Rollerino 1
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john oliver is got having sex with black trap
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>>732183089
So he's not retarded. At least we've cleared that up.
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>>732183144
Rollerino 2
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>>732183231
he is payed by Hillary
there is a wiki leaks about it
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so kill JOHN OLIVER
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>>732183537
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some smear about boogie
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>>732183567
What.
>Summerfag.png
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>>732182608

caught milking a male goat in the middle of a field near shrewsbury
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>>732183657
fag 36 is the lucky number here
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>>732183537
x
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>>732183737
OFF AGAIN
FUCKING KEK
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>>732183537
sdfsdf
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>>732183537
>>732183737

do it again
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>>732183941
go
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>>732183956
where?
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>>732184070
kill them
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sex with dubs girl
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kill them
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kill them now
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Macron just banned muslim from entering France
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Kill them
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>>732184420
he is a cuck, he wants muslime to rape him and trudeau also
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>>732184468
KEK wants J.O. dead
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>>732184524
now
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>>732184468
DIE
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>>732184468
DIEEEEE
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>>732184627
go
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JO is target
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>>732184725
right
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JO must GO
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>>732182608
paid for pornographic video of inter-species sex. dogs fucking goats or something.
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>>732184853
go to the grave
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>>732182296
Rolling for this
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666 fuck me in the ass
666 fuck me in the mouth
666 fuck me in the ears
666 fuck me in the nose
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>>732184934

cuck
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die JO
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>>732185128
roll
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>>732185144
die
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shadilay
why have kek forsaken me?
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this
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How about Bill Cosby.

>mfw this post didn't end in 36
>mfw this post got ignored.
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>>732185299
obama pedo bracelet
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Cosby good guy
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>>732185506
cheese pizza, hmmm
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