Help me /b/ I can't decide what else I should put on my

Holy shit that's enough. Let the flavors shine, don't overload it.

The blood of your enemies.

>Goat cheese
>Avacado
>Red onion

None of those belong to begin with

Month old smegma.

If Dubs you put your own seman

>>732178821
Another patty.

>>732178954
Gtfo pleb

>using shitty bottled bacon bits

Just throw it in the trash, you already ruined it.

Needs sauerkraut and sundried tomatoes pleb

>>732179152

>>732178821

those pre made bacon bits ruin it tbh

breast milk

>>732178821
i think its fine. eat that shit

>>732179296
It's real bacon you have to refrigerate, this shit is money. Instant bacon rather than you having to fry up and clean. Tastes good too. Purists can hate, but I enjoy it.

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Andy Sixx's warm creamy logs

Some beans or something on the side you fucking retard also a beverage preferably a budlight with clamato since your bitch ass forgot tomatoes

if dubs add cum

Throw it away and start over

>>732179584
I am drinking a Clamato cocktail, actually. I like your style fag.

Candied scrotum byproduct from various sources

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>>732178821

>>732179943
Lmao topkek so funny. Fag.

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>>732179979
R u upset

>>732178821
fried egg

>>732178821
just add mayo on top like on bottom dumbass

>>732180283
That's actually what I ended up doing.

>>732178821
Doesn't matter, the bun sucks, you can't have a good burger with a shit tier bun.

Fire ants and broken glass.

>>732178821
You got something really good gling on here but I say you should have used a turkey burger and a different roll. Fuck just change the roll, man.

>>732178821
Take all that shit off and put normal cheese some ketchup and some pickles on it. Fucking hipster faggot with your avocado and goat cheese kill yourself fag.

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Use one of these as a bun its pretty much the same thing except with powdered sugar on top

>cum on the burger
>shit on it
>place Britney's spears booggers for the final touch

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>bottled bacon bits
nigger tier

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>>732180914

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>>732179504
I hate these fucking memes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732178821

You've already gone too far. Goat cheese, avacado and mayo? That's too damned creamy. Where's the texture? Fried onions, something fresh with a crunch? Spinach, tomato?

>>732178821
Avocado on a burger? Holy shit, that might be crazy enough to work!

>what exactly is spicy dressing?

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>>732178821
Onion
Chess
Mustard
Ketchup
Mayonnaise

>American cheese
>8 dill pickle slices
And you're done
Goat cheese what kind of advanced faggotry is this

Sun dried cum dubs get!

>>732178821
Semen

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Make these instead

Black mushrooms and strawberry jello

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pickled beats go on every burger

>>732180595
I used spicy Slap ya Mama seasoning

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>>732180959
I used the bag variety. Shits cash.

>>732183194
make, and crumble your own bacon lazy, nasty fuck.

>>732183637
How about no. I have a labor free bag of bacon.

>>732183781
fake, disgusting bacon.

>>732178821

Velveeta and sunflower seeds (in the shell)

>>732181235
soo a regular cheese burger?

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Why not just go full retard and throw a fried egg and sriracha on there?

Chipotle mayo

>>732178821
Pickle!

>>732178821
I personally don't care for goat cheese, go with sharp cheddar instead. However all of that should work great. Try making that burger sometime again and switch the avacado out for quick pan seared apple slices.

>>732179152
This

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>>732184274
My nigga here knows. Chevre+cooked apple is amazing with meat. I'd suggest a heartier bun though. Pretzel Huns are popular but I'm fond of whole wheat or something with sesame myself.

tomato and lettuce

>>732178821
Honey mustard mushrooms and jalapeños

Try some apple slices with a dash of shredded carrot.

>>732186941
gay

Goat semen

>>732186941
Are you from San Francisco or something

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Put some brown butter on the buns