W-welcome to Therapy Tea w-with....uh, Sakuya! Come along n

am i the only one sadden to hear your a girl instead of a trap?

>>732173534
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hYIik5pzmO
can i see your tits?

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Cuuuute!

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>>732173635
Y'all w-weird as hell

>>732173684
Sadly n-not <4 Want t-to talk about your psychological problems instead?

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>>732173635
>a girl instead of a trap

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Here

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>>732173534
Been on pins and needles for this... all aboard the hype train!

>>732173534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f7cvpf2bnB

Oh God wat

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>>732173746
Horray! L-let's select a tea!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z6JyZwGDZV

Your counter-top is horribly unorganized you use marker on your fridge. 0/10 would not bang,

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>>732173534
That's not Sakuya.

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>>732173746
Choo choo.

>>732173827
Cute outfit, Alice.

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>>732173768
And people make fun of Alice's voice. Wowzer.
>>732173832
I believe you mean disorganized, anon.

>>732173534
Show us your tits

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I want to sleep but I cant, oh well

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>>732173832
It's s-stainless, easily erased dear <4

>>732173797
How c-can I help you today?

>>732173865
Allow m-me to pour you some tea t-to sooth your loss <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vu0PXFWL5m

>>732173534

Global Mod here, just to let you know your channel is under serious review, your choice of stockings etc, violates the TOS that you agreed to.

Just to inform you if your channel dies tonight there will be very little chance of it being reinstated.

Have a pleasant evening 4chan.

>>732173899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rnrcRixWj6

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>>732173827
>>732173897

Both of these posts... were adorable...

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>>732173827
Those cuffs are great!

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hey ma'am, I'll take a glass <3

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Hello everyone.

OP, your voice is so calming...it's sweet, I need help really bad...please help me, I'm losing my mind at work and in life. My body feels like it's shutting down, I feel like my body is dieing...

>>732173897
Boo madam!

I'm not actually here, just thought of pop in to say hello

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>>732173534

Hey Alice3D, if that's you, suck my dick. Suck it hard and gargle my ball juice. I want to hear your lips pop when you pull off of it. I want you to cup my balls with your tongue when you swallow my dick down your throat.

>You were right last time
>I'm not even trying anymore

Fuck you Alice3D, stupid bitch.

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>>732173897
I'm g-getting a 2B one t-too.

>>732173936
T-try Unisom, it is available over the counter <4

>>732173981
*blinks* w-what channel? Huh?

>>732174022
R-right?!

>>732174045
R-right?!

>>732174058
R-right?!

>>732173955
Two things. One. What compelled you to do this? And two. You should be aware I'm masturbating to this. <4

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>>732174062
L-let's see, w-what can I do....here!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sr4X8uFtET

>>732173534
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsAuqdkBy4

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>>732174018
That's much better, not even gonna lie. No need to pretend, gobby. We'll accept you with open arms.

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>>732174080
Not even t-trying to a second level.
Ever have to sit down, even though you are already sitting?

That's you on not trying.

>>732174137
*blinks* I've b-been doing this for six years you know. Isn't l-like I just started.

Sooo... what do you guys even DO in these threads? I don't get it.

>>732174099
This
>>732173928

>>732174160
So i was lurking your stream yesterday the whole gender thing is like a breakpoint hmm?

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>>732174166
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsAuqdkBy4
Are y-you a girl or a gay london boy?

>>732173955
what tea should I drink when I am full of sadness and despair? I hope it's a tasty tea because I'm going to be drinking a lot of it

>>732173534
Really getting sick of this aliceposting bullshit.

>>732174062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e4NNxD83Tu

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>>732173955
Not really a lost when there are so much you got wrrrooonnngggg! For starters the skirt is way too long, no red eyes, no silver hair, and the green ribbon is too big and thick. GET IT RIIIIGGHHHHTTTTT. REEEEEEEE

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>>732174299
They're a pussy goblin, weren't you paying attention?

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>>732174251
I h-help people <4

>>732174293
Not s-sure what you mean!

>>732174309
Chai t-tea. What's on your mind, Anonymous?

>>732174318
Be a d-doll and click the little X in the upper left corner <4

>>732174357
How c-can you even see my face?

>>732174251
Circlejerking orbiters and betafags love it join us

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>>732174365
hi

>>732174099
Tell me more about the anhedonia thing please.

>>732174099

CeltyPlays, we have had reports and have looked at previous broadcasts.

Although we cannot go into more specifics you will be notified by your account's email address on the actions taken.

alice. my friend

>>732174099

Speaking of Unisom, I seem to have built up an immunity, I need two now, is that normal? Also takes 1.5 hours to start to feel the effects?

I'm confused. Is Alice a trap or a girl?

>>732174318
>it happens all the time

but it doesnt faggot

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>>732174022
You're an enabler for the behavior, Sky. I suppose it isn't ENTIRELY bad.

>>732174076
Hello, assistant. I'll see you in the next thread or the Discord.

>>732174099
I approve.

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>>732174421
Magic.

>>732174365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rrK8ZJRbIM

>>732173534
I'm so bored on the weekends what should i do?

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>>732174365
I....I w-will admit, I was a bit put off b-by the sound of their voice that I didn't r-really stop to listen t-to what they actually said.

>>732174457
What w-would you like to know?

>>732174464
C-cool story bro <4

Alice, I'ma need more thigh action

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>>732174243

You just don't provoke me anymore. You aren't the same innocent target you were before.

>The idea of tying you up and molesting you is starting to become less appealing
>The idea of making you a cum slut is less appealing

The only thing left appealing is turning you into a worn out whore that I could casually choke with my dick.

Explain this

>>732174160
I'm not the guy I used to be, I'm angry when I know I shouldn't be... my body aches all over, and my stomach feels like it is twisted inside, I'm hot and then cold within minutes... I hate myself so much for all that I have lost, I thought I could just ignore it and put on a fake happy guy persona and know one would notice, and it worked for awhile but it's starting to become to much, I have literally no one to confide to

>>732174166
demonic possession?

>>732174421
How about you off yourself? You have no power over me nor the right to give me orders.

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>>732174516
Get outta my clothes.

>>732174499
Probably the discord. It's a busy night for me so I don't even think i will make the thread. Send good wishes to Alice for me please!

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>>732174469
Anonymous, d-dearest of all my friends <4

>>732174474
Girl <4

>>732174470
That m-means you are taking too many; you should g-go to a doctor and get a sleep study done.

>>732174526
G-go camping!

>>732174555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZNzPod2UuB

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You have been more years being a cancer here than myself shitposting Lain, what an idiotic and childish woman.
But why I started to like your threads? Also, don't pour tea for me, I cannot drink it.

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>>732174474
All of the girl.
>>732174499
I only enable cute behavior... unless you look at my chat logs...
>>732174251
Alice helps and we enjoy a comfy place.

/b/ in 2017
what a poor show

>>732174555
How do I know if it's what I have and if so get rid of it without a doc.

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>>732174574
*pats your shoulder* What did you lose, Anonymous?

>>732174608
and y-yet look at h-how mad I made you!

>>732174664
W-what.

I'M BACK YOU FUCKING CUNTS LESS GO
>>732174727
BETTER THAN YOUR SORRY ASS

>>732173534
S-somebody...h-help!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XMyIDXkb3E

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>>732174630
I'll get out of your clothing when you're able to defeat Black Crino.

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>>732174637
Roger that, Phi.

>>732174651
My assistant wishes you well, Alice. Also, in his haste he forgot to compliment you on your uniform for tonight. Please excuse the boy.

>>732174678
Hm? Are you doing something you shouldn't?

>>732174608
If you don't like the Alice threads, you don't have to open and read them. It's just one thread out of many

>>732174784
that doesnt even make sense

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>>732174555
Heh. Pussy goblin.
>>732174664
Are you an asian goblin? How the hell does that work?
>>732174678
You enjoy lewd things too.
>>732174727
But that implies alice is new, anonymous.

>>732174818
Cinnamon roll! *huggles tight*

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Sorry I'm late.
Q: How much of a pathetic helpless moronic naive sorry wet incompetent piece of pitiful worthless shit you have to be to ask this stuttercunt for advice?

ALICE-CHAN!!!! IM HORNY!

>>732174555

could be true tho
Content that is unlawful, libellous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, indecent, lewd, suggestive, harassing, threatening, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, inflammatory, fraudulent or otherwise objectionable;
*shrug*

>>732173534
question to you Alice-swan
how important is it to have a persona to succeed in your goals when introducing your thoughts to the viewers?

>>732174895
nigger,

>>732173534
I don't know what's wrong with me.

I've been to the funerals of my grandfather and grandmother, an uncle and an aunt, but even though I was surrounded by grief I felt nothing.

I saw two of my cousins, both in a wheelchair, one due to a car accident, the other a degenerative disease that also rendered him blind, demented and will take his hearing and ability to speak or swallow before he gets to die and even then I couldn't feel a thing.

it's as if I'm just waiting to die, filling up the time until then with sleep, vidya, drawings and masturbation.
what's wrong with me?

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>>732174676
I k-keep trying to read this and it k-keeps slipping away.

>>732174759
1. Go to a doctor
2. You can't.

>>732174801
I f-feel like i should be saving these, t-this is a piece of history right here.

>>732174818
Noted.

>>732174895
G-given you asked me for advice about a week or two ago, s-shall we test a mirror?

Or does it not count when you are drunk?

>>732174835
MAKES MORE SENSE THAN YOU WIGGLY TITTIES, CUNT
>>732174895
BETTER THAN BEING A NIGGER

>>732173723
as far as i m aware i dont have any

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>>732174678
I am here to uphold my promise of lewding you before disappearing again.
>Puts into a chock lock and pulls you into a room in the back where a lot of erotic things happen.

>>732174555
Hey can you help me find some peace and calm now?

>>732174160
You are the sweetest person i have ever met, i wish i could know you more/

Why no face ever? Insecurities, actually ugly, just don't want people to know who you are?

Normally i'm very white knighty, but i've got this image in my head of you getting railed, and you've got a stack of images on the bed next to you, and you're fumbling for the right expression in the middle of sex.

>>732174960
alice. ily.

>>732174942
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aBmNe2ap3T

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>>732174948
I d-don't fit any of that.

>>732174951
No c-clue.

>>732174956
*blinks* W-well, OUTSIDE of funerals, do you find yourself m-missing something or feeling as if you lack anything?

Everyone responds to grief in different ways, Anonymous.

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>>732174818
>>732174844
The bunny knows too much!... jill does too..

>>732174895
Just about the average channer I suppose.

>>732174981
Moonbitch

>>732174421
>What's on your mind, Anonymous?
nothing, I've come to accept my fate. No amount of talking is going to change the inevitable fact that I'm dying with each passing second. Nothing will ever matter. The story ends the same way, no matter which door you choose. I'm in that kind of mood more often than not. sometimes I just wish I would die in my sleep and before you say it, I see a therapist already

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>>732174960
How come you talk to Jack when he's pure evil, but you don't talk to me?

>>732174960
I can't do that.

>>732174981
being a moonbitch is a problem but sadly there's no helping that

>>732173534
so, if I've seen your post a few months before, I would have something to talk about, but now I'm already over it, thanks <3

>>732174767
Not as mad as you get when someone calls you out on your bullshit apparently.
>>732174834
If you don't like my post, don't read them. You tumblr-teir enablers aren't fucking helping anyone by supporting such cancer.

>>732175152
Because you're a boring nobody, that's why.

>>732175152
Because you are a worthless piece of shit, do you talk to your dumps when you go to the bathroom?

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>>732175039
That is an interesting fantasy. Oddly detailed.

>>732175152
YOU KILL DOGS YOU SOCIOPATHIC, CUNT

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>>732174960
Try harder Alice, you can read it.
This is for your tea.

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>>732174981
Y-yes yes, I see...s-so when would you say you started having delusions like this?

>>732174998
T-try white or gray noise <4

>>732175017
Totes a butterface bro dog

>>732174999
C-come to my chat then: https://anekiho.me/chat2

>>732175042
ilybbq

>>732175102
S-sounds like you should maybe try a new one <4

>>732175182
Why n-not?

>>732175212
N-not even mad broseph.

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The very fact that somebody would come on 4chan for advice is already retarded in itself but then you ask a crossdressing faggot on /b/.
Holy shit you guys, for real?
I mean, fuck, I know some things about not having shame but DAMN.

>>732174966
>>732174952
Where did this come from?

>>732174960
Go and tend to your fans little one. And listen to blood-chan
Off with ye

>>732175078
Fuck no, its worse, much worse.
Threads like this shouldn't be alive 2017 or not

>>732175152

No one likes you

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Yarr yarr, you gunna streami' soon? i still rememnber you cursin' like a pirate over a couple 'o balls