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Ok /b/ -
This aspergers girl from work follows me around like a lost puppy. She acts interested in anything that I like. recently she heard a friend and I talk about an MMO and she fucking joined.
She's terrible at it. And I'm trying to be nice and help her, but she's fucking overbearing.
I don't really want to be a dick, but I've tried to let her know multiple times that I'm not interested.
I mean, tbh I'd probably fuck her if nobody ever found out... But she's a whale and a sperg. So, that's not likely happening.
Plan B: time to piss her off enough to leave me alone.
Dubs decide.
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>>732142529
If you don't come to my place and suck my grizzly cock, i'll kill myself
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Update
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Fist me you fucking landwhale
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rolling for a link to the thread. also,i found her on facebook. deliver or i will.
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>>732142938
Wtf OP just abandon ship entirely before it's too late
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>>732142938
holy fuck,she is a sperg. lol get tits. post tits
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>>732142938
Aww come on OP at least let her down easy. She seems so nice and harmless
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>>732143159
Op here. Tried that. But.. if that's what you want, roll for it
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stop pretending you are above her. u are asking /b for advice. stop being a beta nigger and tap that shit.
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>>732143258
She's been caught at work picking her nose and eating it.
She's a legit autist. She rocks in her chair and flaps her arms when she's excited.
I AM above her.
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>>732142938
Send me a picture of your tits
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I get an erection from Chad Kroger.
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>>732142938
Honestly... I've always thought you were really cute but I've been to shy to admit it. Are you free this weekend ;)
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>>732143435
Rolling
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>>732142529
ask for tits
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Find an /r9k/ tier autist to occupy her
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>>732143413
oh fuck me. lol too good. tell her u want to eat boogers together.
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>>732143500
Winrar.jpeg
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>>732143446
Roll
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>>732143478
DUBS GET
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>>732143500
check em!
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>>732142938
I have the AIDS
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>>732143500
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>>732143665
lol
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>>732143665
Kek
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>>732143665
Hero
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o lord he did it
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I'm training for a half marathon, want to join me? a training partner is suppose to improve results
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Okay, I know a way where you can get my scent again. Suck my dick. Really. Make my load fill your mouth and swallow it all
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this gon b good
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bumparooni
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>>732143810
Yes Keith is serious
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>>732143800
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>>732143810
tell her yes, keith
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>>732143810
Or pussy
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>>732143810
amazing
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>>732143810
this is too painful
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>>732143810
Yes I'm serious... I ate something toxic and I need to see them to induce vomiting.
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Haha
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>>732143810
No, some scumbags on the internet are blackmailing me to say this kind of stuff
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>>732143876
I CAN'T BREATHE 00 ANON HERE I DIDN'T MEAN FOR DUBS
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i want to smell your underwear
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>>732143810
Fellow Keith here op. Rolling for
"Fuck yeah I'm serious."
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>>732143810
now picture her giving head whispering keath : )
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>>732143876
I'm dead serious. Every time I see you I wonder what your tits look like
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lmao im dying
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>>732143810
Hell yeah I am serious. Bust them nasty jugs out.
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>>732143924
Rollerino
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>>732142529
Say:
Stop being a creepy whore. Can you still post those tits?
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>>732143876
Or just send me your pussy ;)
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>>732143955
lolllllllllll
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i want to smell your panties
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>>732143977
W I N R A R
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>>732143955
Get!
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>>732143955
You got 'en again ;)
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You know I've liked you for a while Kayla.. we can have some fun
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>>732143977
winrar
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>>732143977
Oh shit. Must deliver
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>>732143977
>732143977
win
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>>732142938
she smells your old mousepad. Holy shit.
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>>732143977
y e s
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>>732144011
Winrar
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>>732143977
WINRAR!!
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OP DELIVERY PENDING
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Look, you wanna bang or what?
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>>732143955
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>>732143977
WINRAR!
TOPFUCKINGKEK!
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Holy shit boys
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>>732144011
WINRAR
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>>732143977
>>732144011
Winrar
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWwww
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>>732144147
I REGRET THE DUBS
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>>732144147
ask for pussy now
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>>732144147
Well at least something
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>>732144147
THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTIN KYS
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>>732144147
Lelelelelelelelelel
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>>732143955
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>>732144147
Don't piss her off, keep her around for shameful faps.
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>>732143876
What does she look like
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>>732144147
You gotta hit that shit now man, you dun goofed
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>>732144147
she's down for anything, boys. op gon get his dick sucked. let's get to it
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Well, that was dissapointing.
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>>732144144
Oh shit
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Eiffel Tower... RESULT
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>>732144147
My vomit is green. Does nyone know why?
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>>732144147
pussy anon
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Induce commuting.
Rolling for,
"Holy fuck, their just as beautiful as I imagined."
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>>732143435
Boobs roll
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>>732144147
nice
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EWIE
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>>732144147
Jesus Christ those are atrocious
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>>732143977
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Okay, say this: Well, now I need to see your pussy. I hope it isnt as ugly as your tits
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>>732144147
yeeeeee boiiiiiiiii, nasty tits tho cant believe it worked
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>>732144147
Baby I've been feeling you for a long time and I'm not sure if you feel me but I just wanna fuck you raw
You cool with that?
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>>732144147
i like those chubby tits you horny big girl
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>>732144311
WINRAR
WE WILL DIG OP INTO THE SPERG VAGINA
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Christ, this is going to fuck your life up
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>>732144300
winrar
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>>732144252
Send dick pic
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>>732144311
WINRAR
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>>732143977
OP you better follow through.
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>>732144311
Winrar
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Now ask for a blow job
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>>732144311
Dubs win
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>>732144147
ok now what. disappointing
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>>732144147
That was fast
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>>732144300
we're trying to score and you want him to say this?
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>>732144311
>Induce commuting.Rolling for,"Holy fuck, their just as beautiful as I imagined."
WIN
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>>732142529
tell her you're gay, faggot
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>>732144311
Oh shit, Keith gotta deliver. Fellow Keith as well.
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>>732144311
Win
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>>732144252
Well, don't keep me waiting, show me that sweet pontang.
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>>732144252
00 ANON HERE WELL PLAYED B/uddy
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>>732144333
trips
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>>732144252
ask for sharpie in pooper
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Tell her
"Enough fucking around, let's see the rest. All of it"
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Keith, for fuck sake.
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I'm sorry my little brother took my phone, I didn't ask for you to do that
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>>732144147
FUCK NOOOOOOOOO
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>>732144252
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>>732143435
Roll
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>>732144333
TRIPSSSS
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>>732144423
Second this
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>>732144333
trips overrides, OP comply
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>>732144311
Dubs
>>732144333
Trips
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>>732144333
CHECKT
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>>732144147
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>>732144436
K E K
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>>732144436
send this pic to her
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>>732144436
>kek
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>>732144357
Rollerino
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>>732144147
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>>732144436
that was so quick
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Say: I was only joking. Why don't you come over so I can give you the ol'lickaroo?
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>>732144436
kek
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>>732144252
What about pussy?
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>>732144011
WIN
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>>732144436
Dubs get, send this back to her
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>>732144436
NOOOOOOOO!!! /b/ruh!!! Why you do her like that?! Hahah
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>>732144333
THE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN!
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>>732144491
reroll
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ask for pussy now
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You ever see that GIF of Gandalf where he is bobbing his head up and down? That is me right now. You are my hobbit.
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>>732144328
Wow, those are... not good.
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>>732144466
Checked
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say: I want you to feel mah ballz
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>>732144556
there is no way you aren't 13
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Want to come over and suck my dick?
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SEND HER THIS IMAGE OF JAPANESE WHALERS
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>>732144311
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>>732144583
I felt sick for a moment man
Those tits are nasty as fuck
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>>732144633
CHECKED
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U r a bad person... Now ask puss puss pls
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>>732144633
DUBS OP FUCKING DO IT NOW
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>>732144333
Oh my OP DO IT
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>>732144436
kek as fuck
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>>732144633
Dubs have spoken
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>>732144645
KEK
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>>732144645
the internet demands pussy
or sharpie in pooper
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>>732144645
ANON GET IN HER BUTT HOLE.
ASK FOR THE BUTTHOLE NEXT
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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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>>732144645
THIS IS WRONG
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>>732144645
Fuck everyone else, talk sweet and get nudes with face
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Want to suck my dick at work tomorrow?
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>>732144645
You made her life
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>>732144645
let me smell yo panties
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rolling for butthole
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>>732144645
I can't wait to show everyone at work how amazing they are!
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>>732144633
checked op deliver
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>>732144333
OP plz
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Bumping also ask her to come over to your place
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>>732144756
Roll for this. Let's help out op
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>>732144436
Kek
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>>732144721
rolling
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Someone got a good homemade dick pic for OP?
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>>732144633
holy fuck. anyone get the feeling they are part of a sceengrab ?
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>>732144633
We got a live one! Hey, do you like having harpoons up your butt?
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no they are fucking disgusting lose some weight whore
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Rolling for pussy
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>>732144645
I wanna see that meaty minefield she calls a pussy.
MOAR
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>>732144645
come to my place
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Keith... we know your name's Chad
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Alright, i think this is a bit too far. You're going to end up being responsible for her suicide.
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will you suck my dick at work tomorrow?
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>>732144732
Rolling
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>>732144633
WINRAR!
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Alright, guess i wont be alone when i go to hell.
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Could i see your butthole nao
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Sharpie in pooper it is
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>>732144787
God damnit get
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>>732144787
This
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lmao never noticed you was fat ctfu
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Is it OK if I jerk off to you right now?
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>>732143233
No you decide
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>>732144837
Agreed
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>>732144333
MY LORD HITLER, I MADE IT. NOW FUCKING DO IT, FOR THE LULZ
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>>732144844
winrar!!!!
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>>732144844
Holy fuck DUBS
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>>732144809
Search on google dick pics
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put me in the screen grab please
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Roll for, let me milk those udders
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>>732144844
There it is!
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>>732144844
winrar
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god this entire thread is so cringey
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>>732144645
No, that's actually kind of gross :(
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>>732144645
Yes fellow Keith.
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>>732144436
Rolling for sending this to her
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>>732144787
This
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>>732144813
OP is running, we are pushing him towards her. We are essentially Cupid.
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>>732144844
WINRAR
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Ask her to come over and suck your dick
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>>732144787
Roll 4 this
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Can I masturbate?
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>>732144844
CHECK EM FAGGOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>732144787
Kek this
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"Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are"
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>>732144844
perfect
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>>732144928
>everyone else is having fun
>better call them cringey so i dont feel left out like the loner faggot i am
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>>732144844
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hey Kayla, you wanna come over tonight? I have something special in my pants that I want to show ya
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>>732144926
this gon be good
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>>732144900
There you go, OP. Pussy next!
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Send fuck pic. Let's see the clam!!
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>>732144926
Shiiiieeeeettt lemme see dat pussy
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>>732144645
you will never ever getting rid of her
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FUCKS SAKE ANON POST THE WHALER PICTURE
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>>732144926
OP fucking delivers
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>>732144926
Well so much for getting anymore pictures
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>>732144926
K E K
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>>732144926
im ready
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this gon be good
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Tell her "please milk your tits. I want you to put it in a jar and give it to me next time we meet"
I hope someones screen capping this
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>>732144984
Imma copy and paste this till dubs hit
>>732144984
>"Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are"
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>>732144844
Looks like your getting lucky 2night OP
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>>732145047
Fucking Damn. We almost had pussy and ass.
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>>732144926
You fucked up now we'll never see it. That's cold hearted.
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good kek but i felt like we could've kept it going longer, funnier when you build it up
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>>732144926
In my culture, ugly is like how bad was in the 90s. What I am saying is they are the most beautiful and rotund objects I have ever seen. Why you hide them behind your shirt all the time is beyond me. I wish you could come to work topless.
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>>732145000
That's double dubs.
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>>732144926
Holy shit
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>>732144926
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>>732144926
Your lack of give a fuck is impressive. Hero.
Rolling for, "Ive always had a thing for whales."
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you dun fucked up OP, she's not gonna like you calling her tits ugly
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>>732144926
Rolling for:
My 2 centimeter dick is ready for it :)))
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>>732145102
Roll this
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"Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are"
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>>732142529
tell her that she should quit
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I want your fist all the way up my butt. I'm a bit kinky ;-)
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Want to see my dick?
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>>732145133
FUCKING THIS
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>>732145133
WIN
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>>732145180
>"Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are"
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>>732144926
HAHAHA
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>>732144787
Kek you are a savage
Also reroll
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>>732144844
DO IT
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>>732145102
Thiiis!
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Why are you being mean to her?
dont you want to fuck such a beautiful big MaMMaL, i know i would!
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I think I just peed a little.
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>>732144556
Nigger detected
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>>732145133
THIS ANON TRY SAVE IT
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>>732144787
Roll
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"Fuck, I'd love to shove my cock in that tight fuck pussy."
Rolling for after this land whale sends her dirty snake trap.
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>>732145211
Double dubs. Fuck OP, better send her that quick save.
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> http://archive.is/MaUCe
aspie suicide documented
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>>732145150
Roll
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She is going to kill her self if you keep this up. XD
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PLS DELIVER OP!
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we should bang at work
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>>732145133
Amazing
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Jesus Christ.... She delivered again
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>Ejrik og broan stinker.
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OP is Kill. Praise Kek
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>>732145211
Dubs on dubs. OP has to deliver
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>>732145276
Reroll
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>>732145133
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Set intercourse for Federation Starbase 419. Warp factor cummies. Engage.
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Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are
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Can I see your shitstained panties?
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>>732145311
Holy shit lmao
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>>732145311
This desperate whale....
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>>732145311
EEWWWWWWW
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>>732145311
whats that whitish stuff
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>>732145311
suck my dick at work tomorrow
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>>732145311
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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Best thing that's happened on
/b/ for a while
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>>732145311
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GROSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
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>>732145311
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>>732145311
holy
fuck
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I want to fvck that pussy tommorow @ work
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>>732145311
Now you gotta delivar: "come to my place"
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>>732145311
Do you even wash that fucking thing!
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>>732145311
lmao she's hopeless.
Rolling for:
I was kidding, haha. Come over to my place ;)
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>>732145311
Cheesy crust
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>>732145311
Looooool
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>>732145311
disgusting fucking hell
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>>732145311
No.. no.. Oh no !
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>>732145388
LMFAO check em
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>>732145311
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>>732145311
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>>732145311
are you fucking kidding me? this is beyond my imagination, it propably smells af
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Fuck me OP you're the mailman
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>>732145422
FUCKING WIN
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>>732145311
Is that smegma in her fucking cunt?!
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>>732145277
Triple dubs.
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>>732145311
Fuck it looks like she's literally never washed her fuck hole
How the fuck does she live with the stench that mush come from that??
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>>732145388
Winner
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Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are
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This poor girl is going to neck herself. Cut the shit Keith, let her know what's up and let her down easy and clearly. Rolling for that.
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>>732145311
WTF, doesnt she washes her pussy!!
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>>732145311
Fucking gross
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>>732145311
Sorry if this weird but it's my fetish... can I watch my black friend fuck you?
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>>732145311
Wait I've seen this ugly ass vag abomination on here some time ago
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Ask for pic of her fat stool
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>>732145133
Dubs
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OP actually delivered. OP actually delivered...
OP YOUR NOT LIKE THE OTHERS!
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>>732144436
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>>732145311
I bet she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch though
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>>732145422
AYYYYY
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>Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are
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>>732145311
This is so disgusting. Say this:
Does your pussy know what is a good shower?
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>>732145311
whut in tarmation....
id lick it clean
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>>732145311
EEEUUGH
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>>732145311
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what...what in good god's name is that white shit
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Pogfuckingchamp
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>>732145311
Jesus christ, she really likes you man, completely brushed off the insult and sent a disgusting pussy pic without hesitation.
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>>732145311
>>
>>732145311
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww its all cheesy
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>>732145506
agree
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>>732145258
OP send her this pic
>>732145258as your own dick pic
>>
Come over to my place ;) I'll lick you clean
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>>732145311
I'm a bit of a chubby chaser, but now
>>
ask her to come over for sum fuk
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>>732145311
roll for this
"ok Clean your pussy, and i will fuck u tomorrow in the work" also send dick pic.
>>
>>732145311
SHIT LOOKS LIKE WHAT THE ANT LIONS COME OUT OF IN HALF LIFE
>>
>>732145422
DUBS
>>
>"Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are"
>>
>>732145422
Here we go!
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>>732145311
good fucking lord
>>
do you have a dog? if so put peanut butter on your pussy and let him lick it off, take pics of it for me
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>>732145311
im leaving this fucking thread that shit just upset me heavily
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>>732145579
Reroll
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OP! Ask for a full body shot naked for research purposes.
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>>732145311
What I've seen...
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>>"Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are"
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>>732145548
NO OP DONT DO IT
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>>732145311
Ask her for a smegma milkshake
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>>732145311
Why does it look like it wants to bite me?
>>
I'm going to yemen soon and i can't talk with you anymore or they'll kill me
>>
>>732145579
reroll beacuse this whale would agree to anything at this point
>>
>>732145548
Ask for more
>>
OP IS A FUCKING GOD
>>
DOUBTING A PUSSY CAN BE THAT RANCID, THIS FEELS SET UP, SHE DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO CLEAN IT TO PLEASE ANON
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>>732144933
You win again
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>>732145548
It's time to stop.
>>
ABORT MISSION
WE MUST SAVE OP FROM DYING
ABORT MISSION
WE MUST SAVE OP FROM DYING
ABORT MISSION
WE MUST SAVE OP FROM DYING
>>
>>>"Next time we are at work, you have to suck my dick and let me record it. I hope you swallow like the bad girl I think you are"
>>
>>732145548
OP STOP, YOU ARE IN TOO DEEP.
STOP NOW BEFORE YOU GET EVEN DEEPER.
>>
Rolling for "I'll Fuck you but you have to shower first"
>>
>>732145548
SAY NOW
>>
>>732145548
>WHEN
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>
Please fist me, I need it right now..
>>
Fok the whallllllle!!!
>>
>>732145548
Rollin' for:
Asap, please. I want to talk to you about something I've been hiding...
>>
>>732145311
Ohh fuck me this has got to be fake.
>>
>>
Weird but do you like cream pies too?
>>
>>732145548
Now! My boner is as strong as a katana folded over 1000 times, waiting to slay your lovely fuck box.
>>
>>732145578
dubbbbs
>>
>>732145096
I think you don't really know how the feminine body works...
>>
>>732145548
OP STOP
>>
Could I maybe see your asshole too?
>>
>>732145548
Now
>>
>>732145700
win
>>
ABORT MISSION
WE MUST SAVE OP FROM DYING
ABORT MISSION
WE MUST SAVE OP FROM DYING
ABORT MISSION
>>
>>732145659
SO with you anon
>>
>>732145548
invite her over and have a hidden camera set up for the sex
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>>732145548
Right here. Right now. I want you more than you want a second main course.
>>
say:
Would you like to fuck someday? I´d like to milk those tits and fuck that meaty virgina of yours : )
>>
>>732145700
DUBS AGAIN DO IT OP
>>
>>732145096
you know you can screencap this by yourself in a single image with web-capture.net
>>
ANON THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I HAVE FELT TRUE WORRY FOR ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
DON'T GO NEAR THAT THING
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>>732145668
OP...GET AN ASS PIC NOW
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>>732145577
>>
>>732145688
This!
>>
>>732145719
Bump
>>
>>732145688
WE FINALLY HIT THOSE DUBS
>>
>>732145688
Winrar
>>
Come to my place right now. My pulsating penis wants to penetrate your crusty cunt so we can have special ed babies together.
>>
>>732145548
guess i'm gonna feel bad forever
>>
Dont listen to them OP GO DEEPER BREH
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>>732145688
FUCK. YES. DUBS!
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I feel like we may have crossed a line today gentlemen.
>this is the nastiest set of tits and pussy I have ever laid my eyes on.
Shits fucking funny tho
>>
>>732145685
It's going to continue regardless
>>
Roling for
Lol just jk fuck u ugly bitch go suk a lollipop
>>
>>732145700
DO EET!
>>
gotta deliever OP
"Come to my place now? i need that pussy."
>>
WINRAR
>>
i feel like my day is completely ruined. Even though Op delivered.
>>
AHHAHAHAHAHA ANT LIONS HALF LIFE>>732145788
thx for making my day
>>
>>732145311
what
the
jej
>>
>>732145800
Again!
>>
>>732145788
HOLY KEKSPLOSION
>>
come to my place rn
>>
This fucking thread. Keith has Kek genetics.
>>
OP is king
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>>732145788
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>>732145742
Rolling 4 this
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>>732145744
Dis gon be good
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>>732145824
You'r a hero
>>
>>732145602
rolling for this
>>
Fake as fuck
>>
>>732145735
Best thing ever
>>
Send: Is it ok if I send you a pic of my hard cock?
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>>732145788
One question... are you open to a good ol tardbang? Errrr I mean gangbang?
>>
Bend over on all four and take a pic babe
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>>732145548
>when
I am both fucking disgusted and lost my sides somewhere past saturn. WTF
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>>732145602
total kek roll
>>
I am really impressed
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>>732145506
yeah keith
>>
I have a turbopeepee!
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>>732145788
That shit is fucking disgusting OP, and I am truly sorry for this.
Say "I need you to come over now I need you more than I thought possible"
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>>732145311
that's a no-fuck zone
>>
To all you idiots asking what the white stuff is, its discharge, every single girl has it(most have the sense to get rid of it before sending a picture), it's what cleans the vagina
>>
>>732145862
roll
>>
I don't care what you say, get a fucking asshole pic
>>
don't be a dick to her dude that could really fuck with her if you play her like that and could even get you fired
>>
come to my place right now
>>
>>732145788
Ever wonder why Paul Revere yelled through the streets to warn about the impending threat? THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING!
>>
after that "when?" she asked say "i don't know. i'm busy with work and some other stuff i have to do. i will think and tell you another time. now i have to go"
>>
>>732145688
Bam.
>>
Why not just shower her, fuck her hard make her happy. She'll be a good wife she would probably not even mind you cheating.
>>
Welcome to 4chan
Steven
>>
One of the moat active treads ever
>>
>>732145953
OH MY GOD THIS IS GETTING INTENSE.
>>
>>732145602
rollllll
>>
I want to fuck your hot ass and suck the cum out of it afterwards. You bring out the poet in me.
>>
>>732145953
YES
>>
>>732145953
tell her to come over right now for sum fuk
>>
>>732145953
OP FUCKING DELIVERED
>>
>>732145953
I am dead serious, you are my bad walrus babygirl
>>
>>732145744
OMG what i do?
>>
>>732145983
roll
>>
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>>732145788
>>
>>732145953
guys, we're taking this too far lol. Legendary thread though.
>>
OP is king
>>
>>732145999
TRIPS
you got to do it faggot
>>
>>732145953
BOSS OP
>>
I just shared this with all of my friends, hope that's cool.
>>
Legit fuck her bro, tell her to shower though obvs.
Don't be a cuck
>>
>>732145937
Bump
>>
>>732146033
WIN
>>
>>732145999
Win
>>
this is the first time ever on b where I almost vommed
>>
>>732145953
No some asshole on the internet are making me do this through the mysticism of repeating digits. I'm really dying inside from the fear of getting within a foot of that crusty cunt.
>>
>>732146033
Winrar
>>
>>732145953
I sure hope you don't disappoint me
>>
>>732145953
you're a fucking legend m8
>>
>>732145953
I'm dead serious. If you don't want to wait until then, you can just come here now...
>>
For every single asshole thing we say, it gets blown off as the very next thing OP says involves him getting fucked by the monster.
4chan never ceases to amaze me.
>>
>>732145937
This
>>
need to make a new thread OP
>>
>>732146033
o shit nigga what is u doin
>>
>>732145744
Dubs
>>
>>732145999
Checked
>>
Send her the link to this thread
>>
Ask for a video.
>>
I AM A SMALL DULL CHILD FROM THE UK
I HAVE WORKED ON MY FATHERS FARM THE MOST OF MY LIFE, I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT WOMEN, I'M 17 AND I'M A VIRGIN, I'VE NEVER SEEN A CUNT IN MY TIME ON THIS EARTH.
BUT BY JOVE, THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCK A PUSSY CAN BE THAT RANCID AND THEN BE PUT ON DISPLAY, ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS CLEAN IT.
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She sent one unprovoked
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>>732145999
WINRAR!
TRIPS WINS TOO?
>>
>>732146099
WINRAR
>>
Look, Ive never been so serious. But for now I need how you stick something in your pussy. Im hard as diamond
>>
>>732146033
>>732145999
>>732146033
THATS 3 INCLUDING TRIPS
>>
>>732146099
YESSSS SEND THIS ONE
>>
>>732145999
TRIPS DECIDES
>>
>>732146099
wtf
>>
I want to cum inside your pussy and then shit on your fat tits
>>
>>732146099
LMAO CHECKED
>>
someone screencap this
>>
>>732145602
rolling
>>
>>
>>732146099
OHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!
>>
>>732146099
WINRAR
>>
>>732146157
Hahaha
>>
>>732145999
Nah/ cum to my place right now...
>>
>>732146166
Jesus fuck
>>
>>732145999 damn I am good 2 times dubs and 1 trips call me god plez
>>
>>732146166
GO FOR IT ASK FOR SOME FUK RIGHT NOW
>>
>>732146166
>!
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE'S SO FUCKING UGLY
>>
>>732146166
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>732146033
Winrar, Keith must delivrar
>>
Could you come over now? I don't want to date you or anythIng but I really need to get laid
>>
>>732146166
NOOOOOOO ABOOOOOOORRRRRTTTT
>>
>>732145999
Welp. Op getting fucked. Trips.
>>
I want to cum inside your pussy and then shit on your fat tits
>>
>>732146166
SAY YES
>>
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>>732146166
Jesus dude stop some people have things to do in our lives I can't afford to puke now
>>
Im eating lunch at work and this so fucking gross LOL
>>
>>732142529
You have to fuck her now OP
>>
>>732146099
do this op
>>
>>732146166
gross
>>
>>732146099
rolling for dubs to overpower this!
>>
>>732146121
Who wants some? I want some. You want some? Come get some.
>>
>>732146166
You're my hero
>>
>>732145700
good lord
>>
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>>732146166
>>
>>732145602
rolololo
>>
>>
>>732146237
True
>>
need new thread
>>
Epic op
>>
i'm in love with the shape of you
>>
Put me in the screencap
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>>732145953
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I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
>>
if trips OP abandons this shit and saves his life
>>
>>732144252
you gotta smash now
>>
>>732146166
DO IT TELL HER TO COME OVER NOW
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>>732145953
THIS IS SO BAD
>>
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>>732146166
abort OP
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Op please you are going too deep you might do something regretful
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>>732146166
I need your body right now. Put the phone down and hurry.
>>
LUL MY FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING SIDES AHHHHHH
>>
>>732146361
There is no escape
>>
>>732146150
R0l2
>>
Are you on the pill because I want to nut inside your love flaps
>>
>>732146099
Fucking post it op your glorious bastard, I'm trying to save you
>>
>>732146328
Push and pull like a magnitude
>>
>>732146366
check em
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>>732146166
WHY
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>>732146166
>>
THREAD TITLE
OPERATION TUNA TAKEDOWN : SAVE OP
>>
>>732146197
Someone perform the will of our great Lord Kek
>>
Can i too be in the screencap of suck legend tms
>>
It may be disgusting but at least op will get some fuck tonight
>>
>>732146382
op, go!
>>
If Dubs, OP has to do everything in his power to fuck the hell out of her.
>>
>>732146382
STOPPPPPPPPPP OP PLEASEEEE
>>
I'm in class right now people are looking at me because I'm laughing so hard
>>
>>732146366
DUBS DOESN'T LIE!
>>
>>732146402
obviously, kek magic is too real
>>
first time I didn't save nudes in threads like these
>>
>>732146382
DO IT
>>
op you need to quit your job like yesterday
>>
>>732146382
YEAAAAAAH!!!! SWEET SWEET POONTANG!!!
>>
post the actual pics she sends here too OP
>>
>>732146382
LMAO NOO
>>
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>>732145520
Anon you never fail to amaze me
>>
>>732146382
tell hee to stop fucking sending ugly ass nudes
>>
>>
>>732146455
nice
>>
>>732146432
I like it
>>
>>732146382
"by the way, i've got AIDS"
>>
I am comming over, call me rn plz
>>
>>732146382
What part of her brain said "Yeah. that's a good picture to send."?
>>
>>
Tell her to walk her fat ass to your place
>>
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oh god I've seen alot of disgusting stuff but this bitch just almost made me vomit, gj OP
>>
>>732146455
Oh shit
>>
Op must insert his pp in her vv
>>
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>>732146382
FUCKING GOOOOOO
>>
>>732146382
When will this disgusting shit end
>>
>>732146382
nigga dont fuck this landwhale
>>
>>732146382
I love how all the motherfuckers in this thread act like OP can do any better.
>>
That white stuff looks tasty
>>
Put something big in your pooper
>>
>>732146382
OP you don't know what you're getting yourself into.
>>
Just put me in the screencap, cuz trips
>>
>>732146382
'em nipples
>>
>>732146455
Yesssss, win.rar
>>
Can I cum on your face?
>>
>>732146382
this bitch can't even drive????? OP ABORT
>>
>>732146511
SAVE YOUR SELF OP
>>
>>732146382
Jeebus crispies, OP. Now you gotta fuck her.
>>
>>732146382
she's ready OP...
better wrap it up lol
>>
>>732146512
rolling for this
>>
go give her the dick lad
>>
op, get her to show us her butthole
>>
Still waiting on that asshole pic
>>
>>732146150
>bumpppp
>>
>>732146382
write "hi /b/" on a piece of paper, put it on your belly and take a pic of ur giant pussy
>>
>>732146382
OP is kill
>>
IF YOU PUT SHARPIE IN POOPER AND SHOW ME ILL COME OVER
>>
>>732146555
nice fag
>>
>>732146511
good win
>>
Ask if it is ok with her if you post this on 4chan
>>
>>732146525
rol
>>
>>732146382
just say 'lol jk' and then stop answering her
>>
it's like watching a big ass car accident in extreme slow motion
>>
>>
>>732146499
IM TOO GOOD AT THIS
SORRY, KEITH
>>
>>732146555
FUUUUUCK LEGENDARY BREAD
>>
>>732146555
HOW THO
>>
>>732146555
shiiiiiieeeet
>>
Now you say her: Stop talking with me now or I publish your pictures on 4chan
>>
>>732146559
WINRARRARAR
>>
I feel sorry for OP
this girl is gonna think they are a thing now
but god damn did he deliver
>>
Have you ever had a man cum in your mouth? Also can I cum in your mouth?
>>
I want to fuck your hot ass and suck the cum out of it afterwards. You bring out the poet in me.
>>
>>732146555
checked faggot
>>
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Op here. Change of plans. I want a fuck her
>>
>>732146588
Fucking thank you!
>>
she makes my ex look like a succubus
>>
>>732146455
i'm about to go into a catatonic state
>>
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>>732146382
>>
>600 replies
Good job op great thread
>>
Rolling for you to stop , i like this fattie
just tell her you're not into her like that and maybe you can be friends or idk
>>
This motherfucking thread has 600 replies. Kek
>>
>>732146635
do ir
>>
>>732146592
This
Steven
>>
>>732146555
Nice...
>>
This is amazing, OP is getting fucked
>>
>>732146555
HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD IS LEGENDARY
>>
>>732146666
CHECKED FAGGOT
>>
well op is fucked if he doesn't do something. say that you aren't sure about this whole thing and you need time to think
>>
>>732146666
THE KEK IS WITH US
>>
>>732146670
go now man
>>
>>732146150
Everyone bump this shit but for after he finishes the trolling
>>
>>732146670
ask a picture where she has a shoe on her head
>>
>get me laid threads /b/
>lame fucking failures
>get this bitch to fuck off
>gets op laid
also rolling for:
otw ;)
>>
>>732146624
Cuz jesus, watch dis
>>
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>>732146670
>>
>>732146670
Do you have brain damage OP? or are you just blind?????
>>
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im cringing so hard man
poor girl
dont think id be able to fuck her personally tbh
>>
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>>732146670
do it man
>>
>>732146670
If you fuck post pics
>>
>>732146670
We are going to need vids of how you fuck her
>>
>>732146670
oh my god this girl is worse than r9k tier sperg
>>
>>732146670
Fuck her you faggot, it'll be the happiest day of her life.
>>
If dubs you gotta link her to the thread
>>
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>>732146670
>im litterly crying
SHE ISNT THE ONLY ONE
DO IT FAM
>>
>>732146670
damn op if ur legit ur fucking desperate as fuck homie
>>
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>>732146670
WE GETTING OP LAID BOYS
>>
tell her you only do bareback
>>
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>>732146670
lol naaaaahhhhh
>>
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>>732146555
Easy life easy win
>>
>>732146670
I just wish you to be my sub slave. Submit, do whatever I want, and you shall live a life of eternal bliss.
>>
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>>732146382
>>
>>732146670
OP HAS FUCKING DELIVERED
>>
>>732146666
Quads checking trips. What kind of fuckery is this?
>>
>>732145533
WINRAR!
>>
>>732146605
Roll
>>
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>>732146670
>>
>>732146670
If I have have a child irregardless of gender I'm naming it Keith.
>>
Do you mind if I bring a friend with me for a threesome?
>>
This annon is hero
>>
>>732146555
>>732146666
yo...
just yo
if this is quints everyone leaves /b/ except OP who posts pictures of what happened
>>
yo we fuck nigga ok? but u gotta clean yo stank ass pus
>>
>>732146670
No fuck you op you will do our bidding.
Rolling for: "I'm sorry but I regret this entire conversation. I think I'm actually gay now"
>>
we must save OP, abort mission
>>
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>>732146670
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>>732146666
also checked
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SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP BEFORE 404
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geez what a cancerous thread. and yet I'm still here watching, going to eat in less than half an hour
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>>732146670
Godspeed OP...
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>>732146598
do it OP
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I have never been physically ill due to how gross someone is,
Thank you OP you showed me something new about myself
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say you wanna watch her cry while you fuck her
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tell her you are into being pegged
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>>732146842
Roll
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>>732146783
Amen to dat b/ro
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Enough.
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Good for you op
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>>732146670
Well, please post a followup. Maybe get some pics of her doing nasty things? Shes clay in your hands.
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i will fuck you,if you promise me you will suck my cock at work anytime i want
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Xddddd
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My penis just retracted into my body. Like negative hard on.
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>>732146555
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>>732146670
Welp she got a cute face going if she lost some weight it wouldn't be even half bad
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Call her a faggot
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>>732146666
witnessed
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LADS OP HAS GONE IN TOO DEEP THERE'S NO HOPE, ABORT NOW, ABORT THREAD, SAVE YOURSELVES. OP HAS TAKEN HIMSELF OFF THE GRID
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>>732146842
Rolling
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Today /b/ got anon laid
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>>732145548
Tms
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Cap me in the includescreen
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cont thread op pls
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>>732146670
I always needed a second cum bucket.
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Nigger
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>>732146868
its been archived
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This is one legendary thread
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>>732146842
Roll
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I have aids
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>>732146670
Normally im against comdoms, but op you need to wrap on! Bitch looks like shit ain't washed in years.
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fuck her dude, make her happy
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>>732146666
this isn't just ordinary, the former trips were 5s, these are 6s, beautiful
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>>732146670
I hope you're as much into scat and water sports as I am. I'm really looking forward to this!
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>>732146925
Are you fucking blind?
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OP has to fuck the aspie and post a timestamp pic with his dick inside of those yeast infected beef curtains
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