>last time you made your bed >why are you so dirty?

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>>732134432
Old whites dudes and Thai bar girls remember kids don't LEGALLY marry them. Just have the ceremony or they'll take half your shit. Also don't put a thing in their names. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

>>732134432
I guess it's been 6 months. It doesn't smell too bad though so why would I care? BTW I haven't developed any skin conditions yet and I shower daily.

>>732134908
how often do you change the sheets?

>>732134432

1983

Making your bed is bad anyway.

>>732135007
I thought that's what OP meant by "last time you made your bed"
I see my mistake now. What I meant was, it's been 6 months since I changed the sheets.

>>732135024
why? don't you miss the nice crisp tuck of a freshly made bed, like they do in hotels.

>>732135170
Making your bed makes for better living conditions for bed bugs.

>>732134432
Yeah, my wife makes our bed. I've probably made my bed five times in my life since birth.

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>>732135247
Don't know anon, sounds like your pulling this info straight from your ass.

I cant believe what im reading here good luck getting pussy. WHAT A BUNCH OF DIRTY SMELLY SICK FUCKS

>>732135363
http://www.sciencealert.com/making-your-bed-each-morning-makes-it-easier-for-dust-mites-to-breed-science-finds

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/make-your-bed-dust-mites_us_5601809ce4b08820d91a3e8f

http://www.today.com/home/scientists-keep-mites-away-leave-your-bed-unmade-every-day-t43496

>>732135387
>good luck getting pussy
Idiot. When I meet a grill on the street she doesn't know what my bed smells like and once she's in my apartment it's too late for her anyways. Hypothetically speaking because I don't go outside and no female has ever been in my apartment.

>>732134432
Making your bed is conducive to bed bugs.
Changing your sheets is the important part.

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>>732135503
Oh boy, guess not making the bed or changing the sheets in 4 years really made healthier. The more you know.

>>732134432
I live on my bed and haven't made it in years. I do wash pillows and blankets (rarely) but then I just throw them back on the mattress. I got about 7 pillows. I cuddle with the pillows and it makes me feel good. I sometimes use the living room and couch, but the bed is so comfy. I'm the exact opposite of depressed. I live a life of bliss and pleasure. I stretch and self message regularly, I wash once ever week or two. Usually I wash after drinking to much or if I sweat and get sticky. I lift weights a little every other day, but never get the point of sweating. I smoke weed sometimes. I vidya, stream, and hang with old friends all day on teamspeak. I was married a few times but women are usually a dead end for me because I like my life filled with pleasure and they can get in the way of that.

Sorry for the tl;dr, but I needed to give it context.

>>732135750
well, making bed =/= changing sheets
if you don't change your sheets you get scabies or something. especially if you fat

>>732135793
kind of miserable as a neet right now, but also aspire to a life of comfy like you. any tips? whats the least i can brush my teeth and not have them rot?

I work in the public sector i hate the smell of a dirty customers, its people like you lot that smell like that. personal hygiene says alot about a person. i can smell a filthy dirt bag 2 meters away

>>732135961
I haven't brushed my teeth in 2 years and so far they're not rotting. My gums bleed regularly though so I guess that's bad.

>>732136230
same here, while cleaning is bad going to the dentist is probably worse.

>>732135961
that was my biggest mistake.. I'm 34 and didnt brush well and this year had 2 teeth pulled... so no matter how comfy you make yourself try your hardest to brush before sleep.. Your teeth will last twice as long. I pretty much try to cut out all glucose (sugar and starch) and sodas. I drink instant coffee and tea unsweetened usually. I'll have dentures by 50 probably and I'll miss my teeth.

>>732134432
this past weekend, before then though it probably had been awhile. I'll wash the sheets before my girlfriend does

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>>732136497
thanks fam. good luck

Yall filthy fuckers brush your teeth or this will happen to you

https://youtu.be/yNX3hQbSVmM?t=11s

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>>732136497
I forgot to say how often I brushed and it ranges from daily to sometimes I go over a month. Depends how dirty they feel and what I've been eating and drinking. I was reading that they found a way to repair teeth using stim cells so soon you will only have to brush teeth if you will have to talk to somebody up close. The dream.

>>732136809
that threesome was fifty bucks tops- totally worth it

>>732135503
dust-mites =/= bed bugs.

>>732136899
what the fuck man laptops can't shake hands.

>>732137028
do people often find out how you live? what do they say?

>>732135161
>What I meant was, it's been 6 months since I changed the sheets.

fucking disgusting.
i change my sheets every week/other week and my pillowcase every other day.

>>732135387
Lol my last ex's bed smelled very slightly of old clothes, sweat and even some urine I would say.
She wasn't even dirty, just lazy.

I haven't done anything to my bed in a year, I would say.

From what I can tell it doesn't smell, though the cheap mattress is already caving in and I keep rolling at the center of it even though it's inconfortable there.
Stupid cheap Ikea stuff.

>>732137376
Why is that disgusting? I honestly don't understand. Everything in this bed has been on my body at some point and at that point I didn't care about it being there, so why would I care 6 months later? Gotta admit, it smelled bad for a few weeks but the smell went away at some point.

>>732137262
I use just friends and family who imply stuff for sure but never say anything blunt. People tried for years to tell me I needed to go back out into the world and all of that nonsense. I feel like I'm not using much energy and not hurting the planet so just let me be happy and enjoy the future we created. It's wonderful.

>>732137642

You probably just adjusted to the smell.

>>732134432
When I grow up I want to become a creepy, overweight, white sex tourist.

>>732137029
Absolutely. Fucked a hooker in Thailand once. Best head I've ever had.

>>732137642
bacteria, bad smell, stains....
it's a pretty nice, comfy feeling having clean sheets.

>>732137786
and you are a black scum on welfare

>>732137376
>i change my sheets every week/other week and my pillowcase every other day.
man the amount of time, energy, resouces, etc. that you are wasting doing that.. wouldn't it be easier to just take one step inside yourself and turn off the part of you that is doing this behavior for no reason? Admittedly it can go too far both ways.. I like the balance I have.

>>732138062

But I have to move all the stuff that accumulated on my bed, spare blankets for winter packed on the side, books, knife and binoculars, and alarm clock. That's a lot of things to move just to feel comfy. Plus I feel comfy already in there.

>>732134796
Pff... They are prostitutes, you idiot, they don't expect to get married they just want be paid.

>>732137786
Same here man. I feel kinda bad for the girls that would have to endure my depraved wishes, but hopefully the money will make up for it. See you in 40 years nigga.

>>732138331
>But I have to move all the stuff that accumulated on my bed
if you post a pic of yours I'll post my bed lol bc you sound like me lol

>>732134796
They're too brown skinned to be Thai, they're Filipino.

>>732138462

I would if I wasn't paranoiac. Too afraid people might recognize my bed or some of my shit on there.

>>732138648
it's 4chan.. probably a smart move

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I make my bed every morning. I change sheets and linen every week.

Like to keep it clean since I sleep nude.

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>>732134432
Change sheets weekly. Make bed daily.

>>732134432
Fuck thats truly disgusting shit

>>732138318
>doing this behavior for no reason?
i do it because it makes me feel good and i value good hygiene.
i neglect a lot of other shit i shouldn't though, but changing cheats is not one of them.

>>732134432
>last time you made your bed
This morning
>why are you so dirty?
I'm not, I took a shower this morning and I brushed my teeth after breakfast.

>>732138801
what benefits do you find in sleeping nude?

>>732138268
No, I'm just a young creepy, white, overweight, non-sex tourist. I just want to evolve into one as the years pass.

>>732138422
Awesome. I want to play sword fights but with her tongue as one of the swords.

>>732138811
>>732138976
do you guys even share your bed with someone from time to time or its just a personal thing

Sometimes it goes as long as 3 years without changing the sheets.

Though it's not that dirty, no stains nothing, cause I always go to sleep after a shower so I'm perfectly clean.

All I can see is some disgusting dust composed of hair and probably lots of dead skin, all of that accumulating on the edges, where there are folds in the fabric.

>>732138939
I change sheets annually and I feel fantastic. I value good health and I think we are over washing as a society. This is the first time in history bacteria has dealt with something trying to holocast it. That might even have repercussions despite the fact 99% of bacteria is harmless/good. It's not natural and it's not healthy to be the way our society is right now.

>restless sleeper
>if I throw a mattress cover on it's off by the morning after, that's how much i move
>because of this, I just sleep on a bare mattress with a large blanket during the winter
>Just toss my blanket over the mattress every morning
>Bed is made.

Haven't slept with bed linens on my mattress in like 2-3 years, and even then it was only on there for when my girlfriend at the time came over so I at least looked somewhat like a normie and not trying to fuck her on some old nasty mattress.

>>732139361
I recommend sheets. They feel so damn nice.

>>732134432
Make it every day.

I'm an autist and it bothers me when my blankets and sheets aren't aligned right.

I haven't changed my sheets or washed my blankets in like a year though.

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>>732139037

I'm not sure what kind of benefits you're talking about. I sleep nude because I'm used to it and it's way more comfortable than sleeping in clothes.

It's also great if you have a gf, skin on skin is best.

>>732139361
Bare mattress is a neat choice, too bad particularly bad stains and other things won't go away. Have you tried finding a bigger linen to cover it?

>>732139478
They'd be moved and kicked off and on the ground 9/10 times when I wake up. The only reason the blanket survives is because it has enough weight to not be as easily affected by my movements in my sleep.

>>732139551

I don't get that. I'm pretty autistic myself but why would you waste time aligning things just to mess everything up a few hours later?
If you had to make your bed only once every year and it stayed perfect the whole year I guess that wouldn't bother me as much and I would actually spend a good amount of time to make it great.

But every day? Really?

>>732138062
I hate having clean sheets. They feel hard and cold. I feel like my bed only gets comfortable after 3 or 4 nights. But I guess I'm weird. My sleeping habits certainly are. For example, I need at least 25C room temperature to feel comfortable and I sleep on my stomach with my face down. So far I haven't suffocated.

what sheets do you guys use? i used to have a lot of really soft cotton sheet sets but ever since i bought a set of bamboo sheets i literally only use them. it's unbelievable how soft they are.

>>732139135
When I have "company" I tell her to go to sleep on the couch while I do the hygiene of the bedroom.

>>732139730

Get sheets with straps. There's no way those are coming off.

Or get satin sheets. You can turn all you want on them, they won't come off because of very low friction between body and sheet. You just slide one them.

>>732139751
I think it has more to do with it bothering me when I'm under the covers.

If the blankets aren't perfectly aligned while I'm under them, that shit gets to me.

I use two, so they've got to be lined up correctly, even when I roll over or something, I try to wrap them around me in a way that keeps them even for the most part.

I'm autistic in a very specific way under very specific circumstances.

>>732139730
You can do things to at least keep the bed cover of the sheet on, like duct tape. You could try different sheets and stuff too. I toss and turn like a mad man and had sheets that fell off a lot, but the current ones I'm using stay on. My mattress doesn't feel too nice so sheets are a necessity.

>>732134432

See, this is why i get mad at the world. Almost any woman young enough has the option to fuck some old asshole like these and, if lucky and get to marry the guy, never have to work another day in her life.

Beign a man sucks sometimes.

>>732134432
Never

>>732134432
I pretty much never make my bed, maybe if someone comes over. So last year maybe ? If you count off the times I done it when people came over then I never done it.

>>732139817
>I sleep on my stomach with my face down
I do that once a week to give my spine a rest.

>>732139817
>I hate having clean sheets. They feel hard and cold.
Same
>I sleep on my stomach with my face down
Same except I turn my face on the left.
Btw I've done that for years and I realized I can turn my head further left than right now.

I prefer a really cold room to sleep though. like 15C. Perfect with heavy blankets.

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>>732139817

Bruh what you need is a fat gf. She'll keep you warm during night and she'll help you break in the clean sheets faster.

>>732139672
Yeah, to the same result. The only savior is some meds my doctor has given me to calm myself while sleeping. But they give me some major depression upon waking up, so I only really take them when necessary (sleeping with someone or at a hotel or similar)

I haven't changed my bedding in over a year. When I jack off I just spray onto my belly and wipe it with my blanket. I shower maybe once a week or if I have special cause to do so.

Still pulling a ton of kissy too. I guess that's the benifet of being a cool rocker guy with a halfpipe.

>>732139817
>I need at least 25C

That's crazy. I can't fall asleep if it's that warm.

I always have my balcony doors open to get fresh air and cool them room a bit. Even during winter, they're barely open but they are.

Cold room + heavy blankets is super comfy. Warm room + thin blanket and it'll be a restless night. I also stick my feet out from the blanket so they're cool.

>>732139611
I just let women do all that stuff. Only man on a house full of chicken. Comfy AF.

>>732140173

I had the worst night having to sleep with a fat girl.
She wasn't even touching me, and everything was humid and hot. Couldn't fucking sleep.

>>732140325
I usually turn the heater up to full blast and bury myself under a pile of blankets. I don't know why but I can't sleep if I'm not sweating.

>>732138361
All bargirls are looking for a farang to marry and then bleed dry

>>732140420

Are you a girl?

Girls are usually like that.

>>732140360
>house full of chicken
As if you live in KFC that's cool as shit

>>732140292
how old are you? how old are the girls you pull being like that?

>>732135589

kek

>>732138478
Bargirls are from Issan and have much darker skin. The racism against dark skinned people in Thailand is a big part to why they become bargirls to begin with.

>>732140420

Jesus fucking christ some people are weird.
Do you change your sheets frequently at least?
(coming from a guy than changes his once a year.)

>>732140494
Yeah my feet get chilly. Sometimes I rub my boobs together if I'm too cold.

>>732137028
It's not that hard to brush your teeth you fucking faggot

>>732134796
>>732134796

Dude, they're old. The fuck are they gonna save their money for?

I've you're an old rich dude you spend your money on whores, coke and viagra. Dying of a heart attack with your face buried under 18 year old Thai girl's ass beats the fuck out of wilting in a nursing home where the highlight of your day is shitting yourself so a qt nurse has to touch your privates to wash you.

>>732140494
I'm not. I know this is weird. I've been doing that for years. I remember how my parents gave me shit for it when I was 12. Since I moved out I have to save some money though so I got myself one of those digital thermostats. Basically it turns the heat up an hour before I usually go to sleep and turns it back down 2 hours later. I don't wake up when it gets colder, I just need it to fall asleep in the first place. Saves a lot of money.

>>732140503
23. One of my regulars is a 17yo emo chick. Last week I fucked a 40 something which was cool.

>>732140804
I couldn't agree more that's why I don't want some poor sap giving away his last few years of happiness to some whore

>>732140782
its just mentally taxing and breaks up a nice shitposting/anime binge

>>732140876

Are you like super thin or sick that you can't just warm yourself up with body heat?

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>>732140927
>17yo emo chick

>>732141048
I'm pretty healthy as far as I can tell (haven't been to a doctor in years and the last minor flu I had was like 10 years ago) and my BMI is average.

>>732134432
Wash sheets/pillow cases every two weeks
Never make the bed because that's a stupid fucking practice for sheep
Just vacuumed and mopped my house today
I stay clean bruh
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>>732140464
Yeah, all women expect a loser to married them and paid for their shit, but these specifically don't have as much hope as the others, because they are prostitutes and no loser is loser enough to marry a prostitute.

>>732140927
Show us pics, anon.

>>732141240
You've obviously never been to Thailand. You see old losers married to former bargirls everywhere.

>>732141237
Nope, you're wrong. Would you wear the same clothes for two weeks also, you twat? Plus making your bed is the first step to owning the fucking day. You will continue to be a miserable failure.

>>732140927
>emo
dump her and make her an hero

>>732141660
>Would you wear the same clothes for two weeks also, you twat?
not him but yes i would. how else can you get them comfy?

>>732141660
>not taking a shower before bed
>thinks bed sheets are outside in the elements
>works in his bed sheets

Making the bed is a step to wasting 5 minutes every day on a mundane task that serves no purpose. Stay cucked by social norms faggot.

>>732141856
Nah, takes literally 1 minute, and I just like how it looks. Thats a shitty fucking excuse.

>>732141856
And you're still a failure.

>>732134432
Making your bed promotes bed bugs and shit to grow and multiply. It's actually best to leave your covers off to let the moisture out, let the sheets and blankets breathe instead of trapping the moisture underneath

>>732141660
>Wear same clothes for two weeks
I don't know about you but the jeans I'm wearing haven't been in the laundry since December and my shirt hasn't been since at least mid March (I think). As long as my clothes don't get visible stains I don't wash them.

>>732142011
I'm not making an excuse. You are excusing a mundane task that serves no purpose. You might as well say you line up all your spoons every morning. It's a useless task.
>I like how it looks
Good for you, still not something that needs to be done.
>first step to owning the day
If your mentality is so weak you need to make a bed to feel empowered, you should just give up. Or read another self help book.

>>732141713
Kek she doesn't give a shit. We just party and fuck.

>>732142011

not the other dude but seeing how close I am from dying of exhaustion every morning, I prefer to do more important things like drinking some water and prepare breakfast.
Making the fucking bed is the last thing on my mind after getting out of it.

Would you also fold you socks individually in little squares every morning before putting them on if people told you that's what you should do?

>>732141856
>not taking a shower before bed
I, shower in the morning.

btw anons, what are you wearing for sleep? I take off my pants and then just go in bed in underpant and t shirt

>>732141642
>1
No, but I've been going to whorehouses for as long as I can remember and unless you have the power of clairvoyance and are able to figure out the marital status of people and their professions without knowing them, you're full of shit.

>>732142362
Why? So you can roll around in the filth of the day? Gross.

I sleep in shorts only or nude.

why would you make your bed ever?

>>732142120
I bet you smell like shit

>>732142362
>just go in bed in underpant and t shirt

there is another way?
(I change underpants and t-shirt just before sleeping, then wear them all day.)

>>732142434
>filth of the day
what filth? you work some job where you crawl around in shit tubes underground? kek

>>732142120

Take those pants off, fold them and sniff then in a few days.
That's how you smell to people.

>>732136947
kek

>>732142629
Dirt, dust, sweat, germs etc..... Do you work in a fucking bubble? Do you know how dirty offices are? Or retail? Or restaurants? Or wherever you work? You take ALL that shit home and roll in your sheets with it.

Change the sheets every Sunday, haven't showered in over a month though

>>732143056
So? Builds up immunity. I don't wash hands too

>>732143056
Yeah and you're covered in all of it again within an hour of showering. Life itself is filthy.

Just changed my pillow sheets for the first time in a year because of this thread.

And now it looks like shit, the pillow is all crooked in there. Thanks /b/

I'm OCD when it comes to making the bed. My uncle, a former Marine, came over the house one day and showed me how to make the bed. One day he came over again and the bed wasn't made and he yelled at me. After that I got in the habit of making the bed.

My wife gets up before me so when I get up, I make the bed. You can bounce a quarter off it. IF she gets up last and I happen to walk into the bedroom later, I automatically make the bed.

I know... weird.

Last night. But I have a twin bed so it only takes like 2 minutes

>>732143296
LOL you are retarded.

>>732143667
>being cucked years later by a military faggot that thinks he needs to tell you how to live your life