Characters that are literally you thread. Please no joker fags.

quentin get of image boards or i'll frame you for a school shooting using photoshop

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NOTHING MOVES DA BLOB

fuck this thread is autistic

>>732131262
>Genius-level intellect
posts on /b/ nigger are u serious?

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>>732131262

>>732131262
Opposite day rite guise

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>>732131262

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>>732131562
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>>732131652
You're allowed to be jealous. Pic related is you fags.

>>732131262
ITT: an OP who doesn't know the definition of the word literally

>>732131262
>Photographic memory

Read that as "pornographic"

>>732132707
Fuck off cunt

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>>732131262
Op please...

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>>732131262
>corrupt cop
>have to be though its life out here
>sell drugs i steal from dealers
>have killed plenty of thugs
>Godzilla ain't got nothin on me

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>tfw to smart too identify as a fictional character

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Found OP

>>732131262
>thinks all this shit about himself
>still cant get higher rank than dmg in csgo
Try harder

>>732131766
Same.

>>732131262

Let's be real? Bitch, you a fat cow in high school jacking off to the underwear models in the JCPenney ads. You dream of penis.

>>732133637
There's nothing wrong with jacking it to average looking women in sensibly pierced underwear.

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>>732133296
If I played little boys games I wouldn't be a genius. How bout destroy you in a game of chess?

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>Sad but true.

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Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

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This is me

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literally me

>>732131857
I wish I was Tom Hanks

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Too cool for the room.

>>732134832
This is the only correct answer.

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>>732131262
Me

>>732131262
>ITT fat slobs creating pretend super version of self to escape self-loathing for a bit.

I remember when I was 9 and pretended to be a super hero too.

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>>732134115
Chess is less complex than league of legends.

I'm not going to play either of them. Learn some actual game theory and play a game that has more than 2 starting moves and maybe 4 maneuvers. Literally just memorizing and guessing which of the memorized plays your opponent memorized.

Posting an actual picture of me

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>>732131262

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>>732131262
>I hate a group of people
>I got problems with breathing
>Veteran
>Got an metal foot

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>wishful thread of what mentally ill /b/tards think they are
what they actually resemble; any character played by pic related
/thread

>>732131262
You have all this and you hang out in 4chan. Fucking loser

>>732137951
The first dude in this thread i can believe

>>732137711
Yeah you know I'll destroy you

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>>732131262
CEO
Industrial Businessman
Genius
Billionaire
Playboy
Philanthropist

>>732134406
>not understanding nihilism

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>>732137951
I raise a glass to you good chap

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>>732131262
>Combat veteran
>Alcoholic
>Depression
>General disdain for humanity
>Willingness to destroy enemies of the state for fun

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>>732138720
Lets drink something *cough*

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Time To Roll You Faggots

>>732139311
rolling for Geomancer

>>732139333
>THE NUMBERS MASON

Checked

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>>732131262
Practically a 'wizard' in more ways than one.

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>Pic is litterally me
>Pic related

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>literally me
>OP gave me cancer with this bullshit.

>>732138091
>any character

He only plays one.

>>732139311
Gimme the Lancer pls

>>732140160
That was my second choice, not even mad

>>732139311
Shall see

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Pic is literally me

>>732139311
Rollero

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Me irl

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>>732131262
Acrobat
Espionage expert
Advanced hand-to-hand combatant
Master of Interrogation and intimidation
Journalist
Genius intellect
Great physical strength
Speed and agility
Indomitable will

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>self-destructive personality
>expresses his self-loathing through "bodily mutilation, tattooing, alcohol abuse, and coprophilia.

>>732139311
Roll for monk

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the new muppet sums me up pretty well

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I'm probably a massive faggot.

>>732138996
jedi scum cum

>>732140988
The one with aids? Or the one with two mommy's?

Sesame Street has gotten so much darker since the late 80s when I watched it.

>>732141290
no the one with autism

>>732139311
rrrooooooolllll

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>>732140815

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This is so me.

>>732141339
Are you serious?, there is a Muppet on sesame Street with autism other than Oscar the grouch?

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More like I wish...

>>732133251
>mixes up to and too
sure buddy

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>>732131262

>>732141802
hey dont bully oscar
you dont know his backstory
https://youtu.be/So77AzrEl28?t=52s

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>>732131262
I self identify as master rochi from dragonball

>>732138622
newfag detected

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>>732131262

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>>732131262

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This thread

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>>732131262

>>732141994
What
?I am not bullying Oscar, he is aspergic.

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>vices galore
>threw away potential
>fucked up family
>no direction
>compulsively self destructive

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>>732141575
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732142786
>This.

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>>732138499
I've known guys with none of that worth ten of you.

>>732131262
>brilliant strategist
more likeautism

he could have just.. you know.. asked dr manhattan for a favour. instead of fucking over all of his friends

>>732143547
He could have said no.

Seriously, though. He should have been put in a fuck machine and left there to get his ass rammed for the rest of his life.

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>>732143346
Genius-level strategist and scientist
Political mastermind
Skilled hand-to-hand combatant and marksman
Inhabits a cloned body of Captain America

>>732140803
Autistic as fuck
enormous asshole
zero friends
poor as fuck, eats scraps out of garbage bins.
ugly mother fucker
kissless virgin, forever alone.

Yep, sounds a lot like you, anon.

>>732143547
Had to be done tbh they wouldn't understand

>>732143825
Um, where is this sexy machine and how do I get in it?

>>732144136
You forgot filthy and convicted violent criminal.

>>732131905
kek

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>>732140803
+ the only dude in the whole story who really cares about the truth
+ the only dude in the whole story who really cares about ethics
+ the only dude in the whole story who really cares enough to sacrifice himself rather than others
+ the only dude in the whole story who really cares

>>732144155
>>732143825
>He could have said no.
>they wouldn't understand
if veidt really was such a brilliant strategist, he would have known that blue hulk was into the cute bitch and that alone would have sufficed for cooperating in pretty much any plan

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>>732131262
I can't be the only one that wants to be stripped and sodomised by these two.

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Good at most things I try
Authority figures love me
Emotional childhood shit that effected most of my life
Lazy
Bottles shit up till breaking point
Always felt alone
Used to care about what people thought about me

>>732139311
Roll

>>732131262
Is it a school holiday today?
Cuz I sure think I heard an 8yr old praising himself.

>>732144136
you mixed up autistic with being an asshole, which is ok to be it's just he's not autistic at all...

>>732144136
What's wrong with any of that?

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I will never understand you faggots

>>732142786
this

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>>732131262
* Martial Artist
* Gymnast
* Marksman

>inb4 tits or gtfo I'm non gender

>>732139311
Roll

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>fuck it

>>732131857
horrible b8, 0/8

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>>732131262

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>>732131262
>conveys very little emotion
>trusts nobody
>just kinda does his own thing
>people have a hard time telling when he's joking and when he's serious
>cool hair

>>732143066
hi creed

>>732139311
roawlin

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> sad
> sad
> more sad

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>>732131619
>>732131652
>>732132707
>>732133088
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>>732142786
>>732150532

>falling for the bait this hard

>>732138793
This guy was the true hero.

>>732138294
*I got the last word in, mom! PWNED!"

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>Be former DEA Agent
>Get hooked on free blow, steal bags of cash, steal blow and sell to street dealers
>Dad is retired senior FBI so get shuffled off to godforsaken CBP crew with no black marks
>Be paranoid and charming with facial tick and still steal cash and blow and heroin
>Freak out on routine stop when fucking group coyotereaches into his jacket and pop him and a blind mule, team shits themselves and mag dumps into down other 4. #5 miraculously is untouched.
>Investigation. Nothing happens. Righteous Shooting.
>Get shuffled off again. Thanks Dad.
>End up in Local PD in AZ as street level LEO.
> Still stealin, make enemies with la Raza members
>Gonna pop these cock suckers too.

>>732152681
If your life was a movie, I'd watch it, just to see the end where you get kidnapped, shot up with meth, your face shaved off and your hands and dick cut off and die gurgling in your kitchen on cell phone video

>>732147264
>deontological absolutist
sounds like autism to me

>>732143346
>worth ten of you.
not financially

>>732153135
it has a heart beat
>sounds like a human being to me

>>732131262
Are you aware that Ozymandia's plan was stupid as fuck? It was full of holes and short and long term problems.

And when someone finds about the weapon he's going to get buttfucked by the two greatest powers of the earth.

>>732148949
Even non-genders have tits.
POST

>>732153542
the world was saved by ozzy and dr man didnt kill anyone
the russians and americans will destroy the world if this ever gets out
>the people have to know

>>732148949
for some reason I never found her super hot.

>>732148949
>>732153847
the latex gets me every time

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>>732131262
>has a voice in his head
>does everything in easiest way
>shoot yourself in the head (i want to tho)
>has a goat beard
>hates political correctness

>>732151624
Funny thing is I did tell my mom about it when I went to get my tendies

>>732154757
>point proven.

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I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things

>>732137951
Top kek

>>732150336
kill yourself.

very interesting that everybody rates himself as a "cool" fictional character. Why everybody needs to be a tyler durden?
Let's be honest: you, OP and everybody else here in this thread are nonreflective normies.

It's okay to be the chinese guy from fight club who almost got shot. just be honest with yourself

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>>732131262

does any of you have a character that is actually shitty ? (bonus points if fat)

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>>732131262

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>Genius
>Doesn't know when to stop
>Gives no fucks anyway

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>>732131262
>Literally

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>bad deals with bad people
>cost me people I love
>trying to get rid of said bad people
>don't really care anymore, fuck about cause why not
>do crazy adventurous shit when I'm bored
>younger brother who aspires to be just like me, though I don't want him to
>good at manipulating truth
>vengeful and petty
>always sullen, serious and moody

>>732144136
you forgot ginger with no soul

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minus the magic powers and dog body.

>>732131262
>what is bait

>>732143346
Well played Sir

>>732139311
Rolls royce

>>732148949
loves big blue cock

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>Im asking everyone if the thing what they do is part of their plan

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>Quick-witted
>intelligent
>total slacker who just wants to sit around and watch movies (in my case, game) and doesn't understand why everyone is so torn up about his lack of ambition
>Constantly calls it like he sees it and is almost always right about his insights on other people's problems, they just refuse to take his inelegant advice

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>>732156675
>Was making coffee part of your plan?

>>732156870
You forgot unlikeable asshole.

>>732156675
Ayy

>>732156999
i actually totally did.
that definitely belongs on there.

Top notch b8 op. 8/10

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>>732156675
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan... No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask...

>>732156870
>mfw when some faggot takes mine
This is me

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Musician
Ex drug addict
Probably past his prime
Falls for girl out of his league
By some crazy twist actually gets girl
Knows he's gonna die a horrible death
Probably never be as famous as he would be dead
Bad teeth

>>732131262
You forgot
>HUGE FAGGOT

ITT: Basement dwellers that think they're supervillains.

>>732131528
Except this guy. He's cool.

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>because I am a bland unlikeable asshole