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I have a Visa with approx. $35. Step 1 Roll 69 or even trips

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I have a Visa with approx. $35.

Step 1
Roll 69 or even trips to decide what I buy.

Step 2
69 or odd trips decides what address it gets sent.

And for what its worth, yes ill actually deliver as long as its not gay..
Giftcards or fidget spinners for example.

>Posts including a picture of a face for my reaction folder and you can win with any classification of trips.
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>>732118907

Rolling for a set of magnets
Sent to a local Special school
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>>732119225
re-roll
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>>732118907
Roll
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>>732118907
Let's rock, and let's roll
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>>732119709
Damn, that was supposed to say pet rock
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1 kg of flour, to the white house
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>>732119778
Of by fucking one digit
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>>732119778
Rolling for this
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A trump voodoo doll to your ex girlfriend
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>>732119805
>1 digit away from odd trips
>needs even trips
mfw
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>>732118907
A remote fart machine
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A packet of marbles to the whithouse
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A pair of Nike Shoes to any Vegetable.
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>>732118907
>Step 1
>Roll 69 or even trips to decide what I buy.
>Step 2
>69 or odd trips decides what address it gets sent.

Odds are too low for these conditions to be met in this thread. You're dumb, OP.

>sidewalk chalk
>your own address
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Block of cheddar cheese.
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>>732120007
>>732120009

so close..
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>>732120009
Reroll
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A tengu egg
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a chewy dog toy.. to a cattery
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>>732119778
Re
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The "What's happening to my body book for girls"

Mailed to an all male school
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>>732119890
rerrollin
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>>732120190

kek

Rolling for this
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A MAGA hat.
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>>732120255
So close
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Dog food to a cat
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a bundle of sticks to cnn
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>>732120259
Rerolllll
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A meat cooking book to a whole food store
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>>732120300
00 counts as evens, right?
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Senior women with asthma inhaler wall decal
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>>732120373
I'd assume, but I only got dubs, I need a trip or 69

rerellin it too
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>>732120352
Nah, a package of beef jerky to a vegan store
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>>732120529

even better!
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>>732120373
Damn, I misread. I'm stupid.
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Sex doll
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>>732120577
Getting closer...

Give a pocket puss to a hobo
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i need a jump rope. hwg
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>>732120666
winrar for evens
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>>732120666
boom faggots enjoy ur jump rope
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Roll for $35
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Happy mothers 's day cards to an orphanage.
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>>732120666
Can we send that jump rope to a suicidal person? We can tie it in a noose first.
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Give that jump rope to your significant other
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Extra Large Dildo delivered to your Boss with note "Go Fuck Yourself".
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Check em Black Destroyer To local Special school
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>>732120776
SO CLOSE! REROLL
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>>732120776
Rerollllllll
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This is exactly 35$ worth of prop money.

Mail it to the red cross or something.
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>>732120819
Reroll because why not
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>>732120943
hah fuck alright do this
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Roll for 69
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1000 live crickets. Send to 445 12th Street, SW Washington, DC 20554
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>>732120819
>>732120832
>>732120832
We already rolled a jump rope. Learn to read, fags.
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999
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>>732120979
RE ROLL THE RE ROLL
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>>732120776
Rerolling for jump rope noose
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>>732120994
he said as long as it's not gay. jump ropes are gay, you chode smoking queer.
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Mail flour to Westminster.
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Buy a dildo and send it to your ass
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Meow mix meow mix please deliver

69
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Send it to Donald Trump at the white house
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>>732120943
I donated $200 to the Red Cross after coming home big on a trip to Vegas. They mailed me a hand written thank you, so you might get a letter in return for hits.
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>>732121140
Rolling for this
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>>732121098
How dare you, I only smoked that chode ONCE. that only makes it a little gay.
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send it to santa at the north pole so that it just sits at the post office until getting dumped into the trash
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pigeon mask, trump towers
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>>732121220
>>732121252
>ONCE
I'm seeing TWICE.
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>>732121307
Shhh typos are the devil's doing.
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>>732121270
>rerolling for 1 off
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OP here, jump rope is pretty gay but i could make another thread some other time. I'll respect the satanic trips. Now where is this jump rope going /b/?
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>>732121420
up your mom's pussy
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>>732121459
Moms died in her sleep after i didnt reply to one of those cancer posts. Good try tho
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up your dad's ass then.
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>>732121420
Somewhere in alaska
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a 6 year old girl in sammamish washington accidentally strangled herself with a jump rope a few years back. if trips or 69, look up her address and send it to her.
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>>732121420
Canberra
5 Adelaide Avenue, Deakin
The guy had to do his homes budget recently and realy deserves it
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Deliver to your neighbour
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>>732121420
Scotland
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Use it to horsewhip one of your pets to death and mail the corpse to the nearest church
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>>732121844
Seems a little costly
Howabout he buys with the remainder money 3 mice, strangle them take out their eyes and send them to some guy in NZ
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>>732118907
Send it to your mothers grave.

If i win delaware
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>>732121420
-30.777177, 121.484144
Send it to these coordinates, do not ask questions just comply.
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>>732121701
Roll for this
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>>732122277
Actually incase you do ask questions the one with the caravan
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Horse Dildo to yourself the post on 4chan
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>>732118907
Buy Fidget spinners that look really gay
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Buy a toilet seat cover that has a donut on it
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>>732122277
Rolling for this
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>>732122896
roll but it trips?
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Mexican food to trump
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>>732120993
>445 12th Street, SW Washington, DC 20554

Why the FCC?
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>>732122277
winrar
incase override
-35.024075, 138.567630 here pls
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