Why isn't your dick big /b/? (anything longer than 8.5")

>>732115187
You realize how small a micro penis really is right?

>>732115297
anything less than 7 inches
no joke.

>>732115187
>reverse google image search
>only 4chan links
It's actually sad that some cuck neet took the time to make this.

>>732115322
2.5 inches or smaller, you pleb.

>>732115297
this, but i mean its a feminazi poster so go figure.

>>732115386
whatever makes you feel big

>>732115322
Kek what a dumbass

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>>732115506
>>732115386
>dicklets being proud of being bigger than 2.5 inches

lol, so pathetic

>>732115187
Why do i still keep coming to /b/

>>732115564
>Too dumb to know what micropenis really is
>Probably has a micropenis and feverishly faps to cuck porn.

>>732115564
Op post your dick with a timestamp

>>732115638
>taking the bait

>>732115187
o noes my self eshteem

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>>732115187
>sage

>>732115683
>Still a autistic cunt

>>732115187
sage goes in all fields

>>732115656
Will Op deliver? Nope cos he's a white faggot who loves cocks

>>732115732
why you you calling me an autistic cunt when you are the one falling for the bait?

>>732115732
Not part of the flame but this is true

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>>732115187

I bought my girlfriend a dildo for a reason faggot. That way once I'm done, she can finish herself.

Fucking retard, you act like I care.

Mustard

Virgin fat fucks still think dick size matters lol. If u faggots spent less time worrying about cock size and tried to get rich, u might get laid.

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>>732115818
he's trying not to look mad

Why are you so insecure OP ???
I have a 6 icnh dick and I've been with 2 girls so far.
None of them have ever said I have a small dick.
There is a lot more to a relationship, than just having a long dick.

>>732115842
Best post in this thread

>>732115889
source?

B-b-but I have two 4.5" dicks

>>732115889
People that fap to this shit are cucks

>>732115939
practice what you preach
>claims to be secure about his dick size
>posts in dick size bait thread
>shows off his mediocre dick size stat
>thinks long dicks aren't all that

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>>732115187

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I got the perfect size penis! In two installments..

>>732115187
>it's a sign of healthy genes
Man, at least try to make your bait not this fucking obvious.
But since I'm bored...


That's an asinine assessment. Arbitrary at best, malicious at worst.
The only genetic thing having a big dick is indicative of are the genes responsible for the phenotype of that dick. Get the FUCK out of here with that weak-ass science.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

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>mfw my 5 incher is a perfect fit for gf
>mfw she cums
>mfw i am big cums

>>732115939
no theres not. lel

>>732116079
>thw the big cums hit

>>732115187
WHEN. IS. THIS. LYING. BULLSHIT. GOING. TO. STOP?

>>732116155
>lying

>>732115187
>no it's not
>no it's not
>implying anyone can get their penis inside a cervix (hitting the cervix is what makes girls cringe when you get deep)
>I am able to do this with my normie 7" banana dick
>others guys can't compete with my skills in fucking I'm a fucking God in bed
>my confidence is already high because I have never fucked a girl and made her cum less than 2 times; usually 3/4

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OP is a whiney guy with a tiny dick pretending his is big.

>>732115187
Lol that post is all lies. What cuck made that jpg?

8.7 and fat here. I win! Heres a trick i do with my ladies guys. Get a dildo and stick in her pussy, and stick ur dick in her ass. She will melt. As u push it pushes both in. U aint never seen a girl cum til she cum because shes got both her holes filled

>>732115713
>posts image
>posts reply
>sage is nullified

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>mfw all these "TOTALLY LEGIT OFFICIAL FEMALE PREFERENCE CHARTS"

I'd like to see their methods and clean data.

>>732116217
B master race checking in

>>732116217
>see op making fun of small dicks
>gets mad
>counter by making fun of small dicks

what exactly are you trying to do here?

>>732115187
>father has 9 inch war hammer
>be me with 5.5 inch chisel
>muh genetics

>>732115187
Haha, funny post, but horrible b8. Kill yourself my man.

>>732116217
>>732115187

This is a bunch of nonsense. Buy a 9" didlo and see if a girl can take it.

Protip: She can't without screaming in pain and beating the shit out of you.

>>732115842
You will never experience the pleasure of busting your nuts while the cunt is coming hard on your dick.

>>732116256
Wow you are clearly a fucking virgin. I mean, that last part makes sense but if you were 8.7 and "thick" there's no fucking way you could get it in her ass while there something in her pussy. You'd tear that bitch's taint.

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>>732115187
>mfw you fags will never know what it feels like to be the 10"x8" masterrace
Why even TRY?

>>732116402
You haven't been around long have you? Never seen a girl double fisted? Double anal/double vag?

>>732116347
Post empirical data related to penis size, rather than the whole bluster bullshit we usually see?

The small dick comment was at OP because he started this shit by trying to suggest his was big. It's kind of like telling a retarded bully that he has no friends, but I wouldn't say that to say the band geek shitting all by his lonesome.

(Analogy brought to you by: Binge watching Malcolm in the Middle)

>>732115187
kek

https://www.youporn.com/watch/13207403/10-inch-dick/

>>732116306
Any ideal size chart that uses only length is clearly a sham.

Girth is 80% of the equation when it comes to pleasure for a girl

>>732116394
Fun fact: The size of the female vagina varies almost as widely as the male penis, albeit its has more flexibility in terms of what it can and can't hold.

There are women with naturally cavernous vaginas and that chart is a summary of multiple points of view.

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>>732116519
people who refuse to believe that someone online has a big dick are pathetic insecure dicklets

>>732116353
holy fucking kek. made me die laughing

>>732116447
Lol fuck off, you lying faggot.

>>732116394
> Getting beaten about the head, neck, and shoulders with a 9" dildo.

Stop. My penis can only get so erect, and this is my fetish.

>>732116402
You sir are a virgin, u ease her up to it. The oussy and ass stretch more then u think

>>732116584
long dicks are naturally girthy. short girthy chodes are rarer than long girthy cocks.

so really, who cares about girth when long dicks are already thick?

>>732116609
ahh yes,,, now go polish your guns and hop into your ferrari, because you most definitely have a big dick.

>>732116653
yep, takes time to stretch with foreplay
something dicklets refuse to believe

they think all vaginas can't take dicks bigger than theirs, fucking dicklets

>>732116501
LOL you're talking about less than 5% of women in the world and generalizing that all women will like it

90% of women aren't even going to want to be SINGLE fisted. I can tell you aren't very smart so just realize I'm right and move on, kid.

>>732116353
It's funny during these situations, because suddenly...you have a pretty good idea what your grandfather's dick looks like on your mother's side.

>>732116394
my gf can barely take my 6.5, even when i push in all the way she says it hurts

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>>732115187
This fucking thread again. If you consider a women need at least 7.5 inches you are autistic.
When you are sexually active and not a virgin making this kind of post you know most women don't care about the size. Of course when it's too small it's a problem, but the dick is more like a bonus. If you know how to really pleasure a women you don't even need a gigantic dick.
If you brag about your size it's probably because you got nothing else to offer. Just like women who only speaks about how big their tits are.

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>>732116618
I wish. I had to buy a fucking extra broom to keep all these bitches off my dick. It's seriously impeding my ability to perform any task.
It truly is a double edged meat-sword.

>>732116803
dont just shove it in then
all women need time to stretch, that's what foreplay is for

fucking retards who don't know how to fuck

>>732116653
K I've double penetrated two girls before but I was in their pussy with a smaller toy in their ass both times. I could fuck them BOTH in the ass without a toy in their pussy but never with anything, even fingers, in their pussies. It always stretched out their taints and one of them even tore 2 or 3 different times trying it.

I guess the girls where you live just have big buttholes or are total sluts. Good on you, mate, but don't generalize it like it's the average or it's normal because it isn't.

>>732116869
im not just shoving it in dumbass

>tfw below-average penis

My gf left me when she found out I had a small dick, 7 inches in and she was laughing, "is that it?"

I've never felt so embarrassed in my life, can't imagine what it'd be like if I was even smaller!

>>732116672
This is simply not factual. Jesus, just look at a dick thread on here and you'll know that's false. There's pencil dicks, chodes, mushroom, cut, uncut, micro dicks, banana dicks, forearm sized dicks, veiny dicks, limp dicks...

>>732115187

>the cervix is about 12 centimeters (4,7 inches) inside a woman
>a vagina can be stretched to fit larger penises
>if a woman can actually fit a 9 inch schlong in her, you're probably not her first, or second, or 10th.

>>732116803
Tiny vaginas are a thing.
If you have an average sized dick and you get a girl with one, its like winning the jackpot.

>>732116845
Finally someone who gets it.

>>732117005
I'm just saying that statistically, it's safe to say that long thick dicks are more common than short chodes.

so by saying that girth is important, you're just suggesting that the average girth size is better than a thick girth (which it's obviously not)

>>732117052
Or she grew up with a dog.

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>>732117052
>only guys with microdicks can go balls deep
>vaginas don't elongate when aroused

fucking dicklets

>>732117116
depends on what you consider average.
A 9 inch circumference is too much for most women, no matter the length.

>>732115187
I thought this was an image of the expansion of the universe at first glance. Maybe that explains why it's full of so much hot gas.

>>732117065
I think I found one but it's my first so I don't know honestly. 7.25"x5.5" (pretty much exactly average) and she has at least 2-3 10/10 "full retard" orgasms every time I give it to her.

>>732115187
niggers always talk about how big their dicks are but they can't hold a job, have no ambition, don't know their own fathers and live off food stamps. topkek darky

>>732117151
So much projection, OP.
Don't worry, I'm sure someone will love you one day.

>>732117127

Dog dicks are actually pretty small. You'd know that if you weren't a pathetic virgin who has never fucked a dog.

>>732117151
the last image just looks painful

>>732117212
average girth = 4.7" around
above average girth = 5.5" around
big girth = 6" around

the fact that you think 9" girth is a thing means that you're a fucking idiot

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>being concerned about you own dick size

>>732117116
How am I suggesting that at all? I'm suggesting that girth is more important than length. Simple as that.

>>732115187

>Ideal Penis Size for Women

Ideally, I want a woman who doesn't have a penis at all

>>732117271
Average is 5.5", mate. So if you are being honest, you are doing pretty good.

Ignore the faggots who keep coming to this board pushing bullshit they know nothing about..They are the same fags that keep pushing the cuck threads too.

>>732115187
>boost your confidence like breasts do
that's where your wrong kiddo having big tits is like having an aesthetically pleasing muscular build. having a tight pussy is like having a big dick. Some pussies are so loose thatcha can't feel a thing dawg. just like small cocks loose pussies have it hard

>>732115379
>It's actually sad that some cuck neet took the time to make this.
Literally exactly what I was going to say.

>>732117329
>tfw 6.5"x5.5"
Feels pretty good, man. Not freakishly huge. Not tiny.
About average length with above average girth.

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>>732117151
not all women enjoy being ravaged in the posterior fornix, again, it depends on how much they've been ravaged, some never get used to it.

>>732115187
>Having a dick less than 13 inches
Why even live?

>ITT niggers obsessed with dicks from institutionalization.

>>732117357
so a bigger girth is better right? I agree.

but that statement is pointless because girthy dicks are also long. which means that length is just as important as girth. And again, I'm saying this because long and girthy dicks are more common than either pencil dicks and chodes.

>>732117329

Get some flexible measuring tape (like tailors tape). Measure out a circle, and double check yourself. I'm 6.25" around, and I doubt my dick is considered "fat".

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LOL. My 6.5 inch cock (ACTUAL 6.5 inch cock) has served me and my partners just fine. I'm pretty sure I'm getting trolled anyway, but for anyone taking this shit seriously, anything over 8 is insanely painful to the average woman, and girth is more important then length. I was blessed to have a thick dick, it does a lot of the work for me. Otherwise you have to start worrying about angles of entry more. It's all about inner wall stimulation.

>>732117475
Because over a foot and your erection either straight up kills you, or you're just pushing rope.

>>732117494
9" is a medical anomally

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>>732117151
>putting your dick into the vagina
why?

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>>732115187
ITT: being a nigger, literally the only thing you know for a fact that makes you attractive to the other gender is your dick, so better make it count in order to shag some worthless whore who keeps dick in great consideration.

>inb4 having normal values
>inb4 living a life when you are worth for somebody
>inb4 finding yourself a person who can really appreciate and share what you like
>inb4 kys if you are a nigger with small dick, asap
>inb4 inb4

>>732117418
isn't average like 5.5", maybe 6"? idk

>>732117530
remember, a 9" circumference is really only about 2.8 inches across for the diameter.

>>732117658
'S why I said "about". It's not EXACTLY average, but it's not big.
Have definitely been told it's thick before.

>>732117707
>tfw 5.5" around with a 2.5" diameter

I'm like 6.6 inches and I can't have sex with my gf doggy style because her ass it to big. It barely reaches lol

>>732117773
Pretty decent.
For reference to others: A credit card is about 3.4 inches long ways and 2.1 inches on the short side.

If your dick is generally cylindrical and as thick as the short side, you have a circumference of ~6.67 inches.

If your dick is as thick as the long side (and mostly cylindrical)...you have a circumference of 10.6".

A dick that thick is rare, but no impossible, and you have to consider the widest portion of it. (some dicks widen in the middle then taper off again.)

>>732116062
wat.jpeg

>>732117794
Well, maybe if you didn't settle for a fucking cow you wouldn't have this problem.

>>732117482
No. You're saying that there is a direct correlation between length and girth and that's simply not the case

>>732118337
I'm just saying man, your "girth is more important" posts are redundant.

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>>732115187
Obvious troll

>>732115322
>Anything less than the best is a felony

>>732118553
sorry sweetie, but 7 inches is the bare minimum
9 inches is the best

>>732118408
Right, because it doesn't apply to the majority I see what you're saying finally. OK then I'll phrase it like this: an 8 inch pencil dick is obsolete to a 6 inch chode.

>>732116217
Fuck man I gotta get a penis pump

>>732115187
You do realize that there's more to relationships than cock size? Right? Because you can't just rely on a huge cock. And if you think you can, that's pretty autistic

>>732118750
well, I'm not advocating for pencil dicks in the first place. all of my posts are about dicks that are both long and thick.

the whole "girth is more important" thing is just a codeword for average dicks are better.

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>>732118920
>having a big dick is autistic

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>>732115187
The Big Black Cock will DESTROY little racist white boi

Can someone make an "Ideal cooking skill for Men" infographic and use runescape levels for the xp.

>>732118962
>having a big dick is autistic
That's not even close to what I was saying. I'm saying if you think you can rely on nothing but your dick size you're autistic

The fact that these retarded feminists keep posting jungle fever and cuckery and "lol u got sml dik" threads in hopes of defeating the autists is hysterical. Try harder you cunts.

>>732115187
Another huge shitpost, you cant even push in fully...

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>>732119184
stop being so triggered dicklet

>>732119167
sure thing dicklet

>>732119234
:(((((((

Honestly you have to be a virgin to worry about dick size. I came here because this types of threads are actually funnier than most ylyls
I am 18-18.5cm long and medium thic, i fucked arround 12 girls so far and none of them ever complained, most of them considered my dick quite big
Its all about confidence and alcohol, im not rich, so stop bitching, go ask some girl for drink and get friendly

>>732116217
7 inch thickness enjoyable?
You know how fat 7inches is?

>>732119354
>"stahp worrying dick size you virgins!"
>*posts dick size
>*posts in bait thread

>>732119354
Stop falling for the bait you faglord.

>>732115187
Lmao OP, good trolly yet I need to stop you and tell you that you misleading all these summer faggots into some self destructive territory. Usually this is okay but I really feel like these kids develop spurgs and downs from being so emotionally sensitive and stupid.

Don't worry about your pee pee size kids, you're too dumb, too edgy, and too fat to think about that stuff.


Hint:if you're curious to see if op is correct, get with a girl and see what happens. More than half of females will let you know honestly if you got what it takes.

Many girls can't even cum with penetration alone, all it takes clitoral stimulation and experience.

>>732115187
lol Take it from me boys, if it is over six inches it won't fit all the way in, and I won't go near it if it is over seven.

normal size girl here.

inb4 tits of gtfo, request for pics, dox or other. I am not asking for special treatment, just telling all you virgins that a girl does not like to have her cervix prodded repeatedly and her hole stretched and ripped. bigs dicks are for porn stars. fantasy stuff.

also to all with big dicks - my man loves to sink in all the way and have his balls up against me, to be fully enveloped - he calls it "being home"

you sad things will never feel that way. I am sorry for you

>>732119533
>>732119487
The thread might be a bate, but replies are faggots' buthurt
I posted dick size to encourage them
...i suppose you're not very good at reading and understanding simultaniously? :/

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Dick size doesn't really matter

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7x6

no complaints ever...

>>732116036
you know that your post suggests that the only proper response is not to post in this thread. So by the fact tat you are posting it means that you are insecure about your little cock?
Of course it also means I am, but that is ok, - i know I am (and that my 5.5 inches has had a woman come on it about a hundred times in the last four months...)

>>732119860
but I wasn't being hypocritical like you were
I'm self-aware.

>>732119234
Why does it look like he masturbated furiously for 5 days straight and pumped it afterwards

>>732119652
>>732119703
Appreciate these posts. But I lurk these purely to feel like shit, even if it is all bait. Just saying.

>>732119703
When your credit score is better than her whole family's combined.

>>732115187
ahh, this thread again? -_-

For anyone who claims that anything smaller than 6" is a problem, you are in fact the problem, not the size of the penis

>>732115187
>average reported from men online
Don't conflate reported with accurately measured.

>>732118639
lol ull get wat ur given and ull be grateful. or ull be plunging rubber for the rest of ur life, hon

7.6 inches

>>732116217
>11 x 7.25 - enjoyable
Hahahahahahahaha

>>732115187
>Mfw I'm 4'
>Mfw I can't even fit the smallest size
Why live?

>>732119725
You are insecure enough to post a picture of your dick in a dick size thread? Really?

OK, let me help
>Wow anon, that looks good/cool/enormous (delete whichever does not inflate your ego sufficiently)
>I bet all the girls love that. Do girls ever turn you down because you're too big?
>I'm not gay but I would totally suck that prince amongst penii
Better now? Feeling validated? Then my work here is done

So much lols with this retarded OP, so dudes lie bout the size of their dick and chicks don't lie at all? Is that what your saying? So forget the fake tan majority of girls have got on, also forget the fake nails and also the fake tits, and what about the fake hair extensions... shit everything about most girls is a fucking lie! So dudes who add on a few extra inches to their dicks is fuck all compared to some of the shit chicks lie about!!

Ffs not this stupid ass thread again? If all women wanted was a fat monster cock then why would they bother wasting their time dating guys who more likely than not would have an average dick? Surely they would just go buy a big dildo and not bother with dudes. But it's not what they want in a relationship, anyone who still thinks that's all women want and are 25+ need to grow the fuck up and live a little!

>>732115187

when i have sex, i don't aim to please the female, i just wanna cum and im out and i don't give a fuck about what she thinks of my dick either.

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>>732115187

>>732115187
SO it really is bad when your dick is too big eh?
SUCKS TO BE YOU
>just above average reporting in

>>732115187
>The best cock for a woman is one that causes immense pain
You're a special kinda retard huh?

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>>732115187
dude your black
we get it
thing is your ugly as fuck
women don't want your aids ridden cock anywhere near them
even when you pay them

now do the world a favor and kys

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>>732115889
she now has aids

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>>732115187
>not being a dindu and being able to sire half a dozen kids
>Roody-Poos practically sleepwalk into a woman's pussy and the media wonder why they are single mothers.
>Average size is fine and a massive cock is a turnoff for many women.
>OP is a filthy candyass Roody-poo.

Yeah, because having sex is just sticking your pee-pee in a woman's vagina. When I look at those kind of threads I laugh when I see virgin, porn addicted people like OP.

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>>732125353
op is smoking a crack pipe whilst emptying his balls into another single mom

>>732119396
its about the circumference.
not the diameter

>>732125518
>emptying his balls into another single mom
more like emptying his balls on a bedsheet his mother just prepared for him

>>732115187
still having a physical contact with another human being in 2017 smh

>>732115187
>it's what white women want

nigger detected woop woop

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Hey guys. This is me.

AMA.

I'm 7.5 bone press lenght

And my girth is 5.1

Not a pencil dick but not big either.

I'm doing good in lenght but would rly like the extra .4 in girth.

I wanna stretch the bitch out.

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It's not big for a reason. Can you guess what that reason is?

Just tell her you want anal and suddenly your dick is too big

>>732126060
I'm still long tho.

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>>732119234
that's flaccid as hell

>>732126060
no one gives a fuck tranny

>>732115187
>not acknowledging the biological diversity of vaginal depths

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Killed for loving big dick

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>sage

>>732117507
thick dick nick master race

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>>732126979
you mean nig dick

please get your spelling in order

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>>732125834
you do know you have the human papillomavirus (HPV) infection right?

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>>732125708
lmfao
100 internets to you sir

>>732126060
because you are a fucking faggot

>>732115187
I legit asked my gf she says 9 inches is way too big and 6 inches is probably better.

>>732127499
kek

>>732127544
>probably
So your's isn't 6?

>>732115187
>implying having a long dick gets you as many sex as you want
>implying that all you need for a happy life is a big dick
you are only showing the benefits of having a large dong, did you ever sit in the toilet with a long dick? its gross!

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Now I'm white and have a pretty big weiner myself, but I work in an OR and I can tell you that black people have much larger penises than white people by a large margin..the stereotype is real.

>>732127651
This

>>732116217
Excuse me while I do math to figure out how big my dick is

>>732115187
Not sure if the people that do this have ever had sex. I have a 7" penis, have had sex with 4 different women 2 out of the 4 could not take it all, and the other two had me moving slow almost the entire time.

Never understood dick size fear. It's about how you use it.
Mines average length. Remove more fat around 6.5. But as thick as a snirnoff ice can (the small ones) and I sometimes can't fit into a girl, or I hurt her. Badly. One small azn girl I was seeing (4'11") I couldn't fit my know in her. We tried for hours and had to settle for lubing up her clit and rubbing it. She cried during her second orgasm, tried sucking me off but gave up and had to jack me off with her cute size 3 feet. We lasted about 3 months before she broke down mid coitus BEGGING me to Fuck her. I did and actually damaged her. That's a one off story.

Girls aren't as strong as you think, most want to be loved, only sluts want to be fucked.

Also, girls are more self concious than guys. We choose who we want, their there to look pretty.

>>732127787
I have a 7.5' and me and my girlfriend struggle to get it in half the time, and even then she can barely stand it.

>>732127918
>and me and my
fuck typing

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>>732116217
who the fuck has a 7inch thick cock?
me thinks that chart was made up

>>732115187
Virgin detected, every vagina is different

Usually condoms are made for 7x4". And if it is are not selling most, why would they make those?

>>732127854
haahhaahahhahahhahahahaha

>>732115187
virgin boy

>>732127918
Sucks man.

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>>732115187

>>732115187
8x6" reporting in.

Having a big dick has required me to actually have to leave my dick inside almost every girl I've ever been with without being allowed to move it for about 2 minutes because all it does it cause internal ache until they adjust.

On top of that, having a big dick is insanely hard to keep at 100% mast. Most of the time you're stuck with a firm but somewhat squishy 80% wang, because it's hard keeping that much blood flow pumping through your dick if you're not getting constant stimulation. This also makes putting on a condom sexual suicide, as the ~20 seconds it takes to grab the condom packet, tear it, then essentially have to put it on like it's a sock, makes your dick want to fuck off.

I haven't even been with a girl who knows how to satisfy a big dick yet, as they're so used to handling smaller dicks. This is especially true with handjobs, as they focus on the lower half (base to mid-shaft) of your dick instead of just the upper half, massaging the head. So it feels like they're trying to operate it like a plunger.
If it were a smaller/"average" dick they were handling, they can tug from the base all the way to the head and actually give a semblance of satisfaction.

Having a big dick provides fucking nothing other than a status symbol and a slightly above average boost to sexual pleasure without having to put as much effort in.

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Black women loves white dick

>>732115187
Just gonna point out the average depth of a vagina is about 6 inches. So yeah have a 9 inch dick, enjoy 3 inches of it being dry

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>>732115187
op is a faggot virgin.

this is nothing but bullshit, ive had women that I bottom out in 1/3 of stroke in, ive had women that feel like im throwing a match stick down a hallway.

womens cunts are just as varied as mens dicks.

oh and women lie about physical shit all the time, the entire cosmetics industry for example.

OP is a faggot.

op forgot to edit the ruler on the bottom of his shitpost

>>732129051
Except vaginas can still expand, on top of the anterior and posterior fornix, on top of the dick itself being able to push the vagina without causing too much discomfort.

>>732128947
Black women are made for white cock.
Prove me wrong.
>Protip: You can't.

>>732119396
7" circumference is only ~2.3" wide.

>>732115187
Is 11 inches too big?

>>732115187
>The average self reported penis size of men online, .... are actually much shorter than that.

Made me kek

6 inch guy here
what you all need to think about is not you penis size, but actually getting a woman and then keeping her from jerome and his sweet nig talk
lead her, feed her, then breed her
learn how to be romantic, it's something jerome doesn't understand

keeping a woman happy is hard, you will learn that for some guys it comes easy and for some it's nigh on impossible

best women are often poor, slightly overweight and don't give sex away like sweets

I'm 6'10'' and I have a huge dick.

The only ones who find it impressive are other dudes. Despite the shit you see in porn, most girls can't take a large dick that easily - it takes some time to get it in and even then you can't just pound her brains out. And you can forget about anal.

Size queens might love it but those are so fucking rare and tbh I dunno if I wanna date someone who gets off on shoving baseball bats up her cunt.

Tight jeans are a no-no, speedos and a lot of other swimwear is a no-no, your dick always feels like it's been crushed by whatever you're wearing.

Basically, dudes give a fuck about the size more than girls do.

>>732130165
true, you have to get that pussy wet before entering

>>732115187
Jokes on you I've get off on small penis humiliation

>>732127386
Nope. I don't.

>>732115187
Size matters to people who size matters to.
Aesthetically, yeah a big dick is more attractive.
But a guy who can kiss me the right way or rub
my neck the way i like it does much more than
some dude that its gonna takes ages to fit inside me. I have a mate who is hung. Ive seen it. Could be used as a weapon. He said it helps but it isnt everything.

Its all about how you use it. He thinks hes set cause thats like the key. But women have said outright to him that they hate him but they still fuck him cause of his big dick. So its like he gets the ego boost in one way but damaged in the other.

The fact that you need to go on about how big you are just shows the insecurities you have in other areas. Such as mental abilities, personality, work abilitiy, etc,.

So keep on going around like the big dick is all you need. Even hung men get cheated on you fucktard.

im 5.5 when im hard. but barely an inch and a half soft. And every girlfriend I have had has always been so confused at me flaccid and made comments . "oh wow we definitely could not be a thing if you were always so small lol" but it fuckin turns me on so much and then i grow and fuck them like I hate them

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>>732115187
Im 5" and can out perform her ex of 8" Which is weird cause she left him for me. Is there something I'm not getting? like is this chart supposed to be
legit? Oh thats right, the bait. People that worry
about this sort of thing are either gay, or virgins. And thanks to bait like this guys actually believe it to be true, not the best bait, but I suppose it could work on someone.

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>>732116871
>girls where you live have big buttholes

My sides

Real shit right now how many anons here can actually say they have caused a girl discomfort so great they had to stop having sex entirely

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>>732132975
lol i should say most have never actually penetrated a vagina let alone seen a real one (out side of porn)

>>732133173
/thread

>>732115187
>>732116217
a woman can get off on a tongue or finger

stop this faggotry

>>732133966
Pussy > female's mouth or >finger

>tfw 50'11" penis
feelsbadman

Feels like most of the people here are hyping big dicks since they have them but have never fucked a girl with them. Girls don't really care about dick size unless you're below 4 inches, your personality/looks/money is 10x more important to them and that will be the deciding factor. Sure we all know that a bigger penis can satisfy a woman more, but some women have shallow vaginas so can only take 5 inches max for example. I have a 6.5 inch length dick by 6 inches girth and no girl has complained about it and I have even hit the cervix of some girls. 9 inches causes more problems than you think since only 5% of girls are equipped with the vaginas to take it, it's basic science look it up. Also oral sex completes makes up for penetrative if you're good at it, even if you have a BD you should read up.