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How do you talk to women? My teenage chad days are way past

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How do you talk to women?

My teenage chad days are way past me, and I haven't spoken to a girl since 2015.

There's this cute shopkeep where I work, and I kinda want to see if it goes anywhere.
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Come on guys help me out :(
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If I asked how to get with a trap it would be on page 1.
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>>732110143
tell her shes a cuntwad
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>>732110143

Are you dense? Just say hi and tell her the holocaust is a soviet psy-op.
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>>732110874
This is what you get for asking a bunch of fags how to talk to girls.
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>>732110143
Just pretend they're men and pretend you're gay.
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>>732110143
Stop watching such weird, objectifying porn. Girls can pick up on a dirty mind like that. At least the good ones can. Something something body language subconscious cues something.
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>>732110143
Where are you from anon?
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>>732111813
Eastern Europe.
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>>732110143
Confidence is important. Not over confidence, just be outgoing and friendly. Smile. Tell her you think that she's good looking, and invite her on a date. If she says no, take it like a man. If yes, ask for her number.
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>>732111443
You spelled Zionist wrong.
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>>732112033
Dubs never lie.
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>>732110143
i will tell you my secret to get mad pussy only if you give me sauce on that
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>>732112033
Thanks, anon.
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>>732110143
Good luck, she gets hit on every hour of the working day
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>>732112198
We work in a hotel/resort, so it's mostly by obnoxious krauts and Italians.

No worries there tbh.
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>>732111676
this is 100% false. nice bait
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>>732111985
Well lucky you eastern european girls are not as boring as swiss girls. Anyway I'm not bullshitting you but the following tip I'm gonna give you is a serious suggestion. Buy an pick up artist - book and read the shit out of it. And don't just read it....go out and practise. The reason why you can't talk to girls simple: Your selfconfidence is low as fuck and you pity yourself. I don't wanna list every single fucking you gotta do but let me tell you this: the sooner you start to build up your confidence, the easier it will get to talk to girls. I did it and it helped me a lot
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>>732110143
Same way you'd talk to a guy, because you know, they are human too.
Just make some small talk about something that you can relate too and see if she bites. If not, move along, if she does. '
Just be polite, make eye contact, if you wanna slowly 'move in' then just make it obvious you are at least recognizing her presence, just a simple "hello, how are you today?" can go a long way.
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>>732112313
I was subscribed to Coach Corey Wayne and RSD Todd; the former seems like a cuck and the latter a sociopath.
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>>732112457
Lodovico Satana - der Lob des Sexismus

This book changed my life dude. Dunno if it's available on english
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>>732110143
Hate to break it to you, but shopkeeps are exclusively NPC's, so you won't have further options except
>Buy
>Sell
>Exit
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>>732112041

The Soviet Union is a result of a Jewish coup in Russia in 1917, so that's implied. In 1918 they tried to do the same in Germany but failed. 2 million communists stabbed Germany in the back in WW1 and expected no consequences.

Hitler was kind enough to just put them in concentration camps to deport instead of outright eradicating them. All supposed destruction camps were found by the Soviet Jews.
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>>732112724
Underrated reply
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>>732112724
>repair
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>>732112753
It's common knowledge that they died from malnutrition because Churchill bombed the suplly lines.
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>>732112906
>not a blacksmith
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>>732112753
Heaps of Jews there too
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OP what kind of shop?
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>>732113075
A kiosk.
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>>732112962
So did USA. Also less known is lots of coward guards fled, and the ones who looked after the Jews the best they could got killed or busted
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>>732110143
>>732111985
What do you look like? Describe yourself.
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>>732113322
Damn, that's 360° of getting hit on. I recommended using your proximity advantage and give her bum a wee squeeze. Lots of girls actually like it
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>>732110143
You type into the chat box on chaturbate.
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>>732113405
Like shit currently. Have been rated 7.5/8 on a good day.
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>>732112309
Not really?
Its not that they are specifically going to go 'wow you freak you watch fucking machines' but rather the fact that its pretty obvious based on a few factors surrounding one's perception of and language for sex and sexuality if one is a pervert or not. Its far more obvious than you would think or like to believe, but I don't expect anyone to take my word for it.

Anyways, when 95% of men watch this or some other form of objectifying fantasy nonsense the ones that disregard and neglect to consume that kind of stuff really do stand out.

It does take a good deal of metacognition to identify those kinds of patterns in people, so if you aren't aiming for the top shelf you probably will never have a clue what I'm talking about. Observe people long enough and you can tell all sorts of things about a person just by watching how they move and talk.
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1. be attractive
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>>732113482
Ok. Here's the srat:
1. Get a tan.
2. Buy a Quaran.
3. Rape the shit out of her.
4. Make her feel like she is being racist by not marrying you.
5. Success.
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>>732113536
Delet this retarded shit
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>>732113586
We don't have muslims here. Slavs, 'member?
>>732113536
I'm just a footfag. The pic in OP was to grab attention.
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>>732113482
Shit post aside. Have some confidence. You look better than my basement-dwelling ass by at least 3 points
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>>732113586
For step 2 just buy a tea towel, much cheaper
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>>732113664
Thanks, Brosef.
>have confidence
I used to.

But then everything changed when the cuckings occured.
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>>732113745
Story?
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Any pics of the cute girl?
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>>732113772
>young love
>spends 2 years with her
>turns out she's psycho
>cucks me
>I dump her
>tells everyone I beat her (never did)
>have no friends as a result
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>>732113794
Nah I only met her twice briefly and I don't have social media anymore.
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>>732113852
Pics of ex too plox
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>>732113852
This happens op, get back at her by cucking her or his boyfriend.
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>>732113929
I slept with her childhood best friend 2 days after
>>732113903
I would punch any frame containing her visage. Ave none, sorry. She was a solid 7 basic bitch.
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Don't remember. I stopped talking to girls after my 9th and final girlfriend back in 2011. I simply forgot how to engage with them, so I stopped caring and didn't try anymore.

I did have a long-distance fuckbuddy kind of girlfriend for like 3 years until last year when I said fuck it and stopped talking to her. She was just too disgusting. It began by her talking to me first, too.

I just don't know how to talk to women now.. they tend to get more and more materialistic, shallow and jaded in their 20s. I'm 27 now, and they all seem to just be super slutty, single moms and alcoholics who eat chicken nuggets all the time. They can't be happy and enjoy the simple things. They are constantly stressing over stupid shit and searching for happiness in the wrong places. They all fucking suck.

I'm content with single life, honestly. The right girl for me isn't looking for me, and I'm not looking for her. If we ever meet, it will be by accident.
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>>732113998
Where in eastern europe do you live? Just the country is fine.
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>>732114018
Where can I find myself a slutty gf who's into alcohol and chicken nuggets?
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>>732113852
Wow are you me?
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>>732114072
Croatia.
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>>732114174
>>732113852
Samefag
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>>732114242
Nah shit happens to everybody
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>>732114195
Ahh the Croatian Retriever
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>>732114290
Dalmatian kek
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>>732113643
roll
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>>732110143
>Since 2015
You are a child still obviously. 3 years is nothing in the scheme of things. Grow some balls and risk embarrassment so you can find confidence.
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>>732113852
>be me
>be 23
>gf broke up with me cause i suck at sex
>broke my self confidence
>pathetically wasted 2 years being afraid to have sex again in any relationship
>met girl i had insane crush on
>managed to date her
>gf asked why i was avoiding sex with her
>too ashamed to explain
>resolved myself to beat this phobia
>saved up money (around $4000)
>flied to Amsterdam
>found the highest recommended whorehouse
>went to the most atractive and expirienced hooker
>told her to train me to make her cum
>spent around 2 weeks having non stop sex training
>came back as a sex vet
>fucking destroyed my crush's pussy
>still my gf to this day

Try this. I worked for me.
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>>732114738
P.S. im working with a 5.5 incher.
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>>732110143
Verbally
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>>732111539
Kek
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>>732112724
NPC's You sir made my day !
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>>732115593
Np m80
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So juzt don't be gay right
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>>732113536
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about with this 'objectifying women' bullshit, I personally enjoy seeing a pussy drip or squirt. And the girls enjoy it too so what's your problem. You can't choose your fetish. I didn't pick what makes me horny or whats attractive to me. Now GTFO fucking reddit fag
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>>732110143
be funny make her laugh, failing that follow her home and make her cry her own blood
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>>732110143
pick out one feature on her that is nice, then complement her on it. then just walk away like you normally would. then in a couple of days, since the ice is broken now, just chat her up. damn, do i have to tell you guys everything?
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>>732112753
Based anon. The U.S. and Russia have been working together the whole time, that's why we benefit from the Holocaust lie and the Jewish state in Palestine (an excuse for war).

The space race was a lie to, it was just away to keep both populations atheist and dependent on their governments. Not only is the moon landing fake but everything we know about "space" since then is fake. Earth could very well be flat

>inb4 people 500 years ago knew it was round!
People 5 years ago knew there were two genders
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>>732110143
Source???
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>>732113482
Rating yourself out of 8? Wtf
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>>732112563
why?
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>>732119964
I think he meant this: 7.5 or 8 /10
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>>732111512
kek good one
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>>732112753
Anon, do you have credible resources for this? I'm interested.

No youtube links with eerie music or some speculative satanic bullshit conspiracy. Just the cold hard facts, black on white.
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