How do I escape the friendzone? >giving up isn't escape.

>>732103395
I highly suggest a roofie colada.

>>732103395
the friend zone isnt a thing that exists you beta fuck, you either make her wet and she wants to fuck you or you dont because she finds you repulsive

>>732103395
Sniff her used panties. It will give you power over them. It works on the same theory as ass pennies in economics.

>>732103395
>giving up isn't escape. it's quitting.

That's just it though. The ONLY way is to quit trying.
Start dating someone else and completely stop giving her attention and she'll panic.

>>732103683
The friendzone is a euphemism for the exploitation of unrequited love.
The girls who frienzone a guy know that the guy wants to fuck her and they exploit his poor seduction skills to monopolize his attention.

just rape the chick

strap on a pair and ask her if she wants to go on a date

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>>732103395
Stop wanting it so bad and learn to not give a fuck. Ask her out like you have nothing better to do and go in with the mindset that you'd be just as happy to stay home and play vidya.

Every girl I've ever fucked has been one of those hard to gets that would try to tease the shit out of me but the minute I stopped giving a shit about them they would be all over me. The trick is to Pretend you don't care until you really don't.

>>732104783
"No, sorry bby. I love you to much to risk losing you as a friend. You're like a brother to me."

It's like you don't even know what the friendzone is.

>>732105288
Then you stop talking to her. Literally no point.

>>732107128
That's giving up. I'm not a quitter.
I've invested to much time into this to just stop trying.

There has to be a way.

>>732107410
We already told you. If she says no, ignore that and fuck her anyways.

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Was in a similar postion to OP but i grew a pair and moved on despite time invested. Gotta realize there's so many woman and they are all shit in some way brah just like us.

>>732107410
You're just falling victim of sunk cost fallacy. You've wasted time and instead of cutting loose and not wasting more you're choosing to waste even more time on the off chance you get whatever reward you want. The fact you've invested so much time is probably only going to ensure she' doesn't pursue you or take you seriously because she's got you on a leash.

>>732107707
>give up
>quit

You're not listening. I refuse to do that.
Now tell me how to make her want to have sex with me.

>>732103683
Yes it is, it is the point where a girl/guy enjoys your company but won't fuck or date you. Therefore you are a friend and friend only.

The only option in this is to use human words and stop being a nigger. Tell the person how you feel and if they reject this truth, you have a few options.

>Kill yourself.
>Kill Them
> Pretend you never said it and remain friends
>Nut up and stay their friend and think no more of romance.
>Flee. And never speak to them again.
>REEEEEEEE
>????
>PROFIT!!

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>>732107790
>he doesn't know how to seduce
Your problem is, you don't know what women find sexy. You think you do, but you don't. Your understanding of what triggers attraction in a woman isn't correct.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9i7WvCe8ko

>>732107790
become rich or famous, possibly both

>>732107790
From what you've posted anon, you sound extremely unfuckable. I'm sorry but your options just became

>give up
>become trap
>meet different girl
>or ask you mom for sex

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>>732107790
OP you sound like a huge bitch "oh wahh wahhh one girl doesnt like me fuck my life" man harden the fuck up. Its pussy shit like yours that breeds cucks. /thread

>>732108058
I'm beginning to the suspect that the basis for the friendzone is vanity.

It's happens when a guy who overestimates his sexual attractiveness gets his over-inflated ego popped and can't accept the paradigm shift.

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>>732108255
While I do concur OP is a masssssssive beta faggot I will also say women overestimate their own sexual attractiveness as much as men do.

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Thank me niger

>>732107977
"Not cause I'm trying to like, get her in a butterfly net, you know, but more like I'm just going let my light shine, and here come the bugs"

Brilliant. That's fucking genius.

>>732107790
https://youtu.be/qAuN8bvndcI?t=1074

Man up faggot

>>732108543
skip to 17:50 if you're actually serious about wanting to try to fuck this girl you've been cucked by

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>>732103395
Let a black guy fuck her

>>732108630
>Let
implying he could stop her

>>732103395
Put her in the not important in your life zone and stop paying her any attention

>>732103395
there is only one way
back off for a while,
better yourself, not for her but for yourself
(read, workout, pick a hobby, make new friends or visit old ones)
if she picks up on the better you, you are out, if she doesn't, move on.

>>732108543
>>732108607
I don't want to use her for a one night stand. I want to be in a relationship with her.
>taking dating advice from a nigger

>>732107571
Did you randomly save the crash bandicoot 4chan banner, title and all?

>>732108814
>I don't want to fuck her
>i want a relationship
>The two are mutually exclusive

We're done here, i hope chad rails her and she tells you all about it

>>732103395
The friendzone isn't a real thing. People put people in the "friendzone" for two reasons. 1] Friendzoned person is somebody they will eventually settle for once they run out of options. 2] Friendzoned person is a great person to be around in their eyes, but the idea of romantic or even sexual involvement is just not appealing enough.
How to escape the friendzone? Be the type they want to fuck.

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It's 1, 2, 3 strikes, you're out!
At the old friend zone!

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Who is the girl in op's pic?

>>732108731
She would smirk at that. She knows I adore her and if I suddenly tried to act like I didn't, it would look super obvious that I was trying to manipulate her and she would just ignore me until I stopped doing it.

>>732107410
I don't think you get it man, you can't "escape the friendzone" while you are still putting her up on a pedestal. The only way, and I mean the ONLY way you'll ever have a chance to fuck her is if you stop attaching any kind of value to her. Even then, the damage is probably done already and it doesn't matter if you are chasing or not any more.

So regardless, the best thing for you to do is to forget about her. MAYBE one day she'll show back up and from there you'll have to do things right that time around. If she doesn't, then you've forgotten about her. Go fuck someone else.

>>732108771
>>732108996
>having a folder full of gay porn
>shaming others for being gay
repressed homosexuality all over the place

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>>732108881
>not collecting banners
>2015+2
srs u guize dnt do this

>>732109096
I've never once saved a banner ever

>>732109051
>you can't "escape the friendzone"
You can't.
Just because you're a quitter by nature doesn't mean there isn't a way.
There has to be a way to make her want me.

>>732109079
I am bisexual. Where did you get shaming?

>>732107790
Turn yourself into a trap and convince her that she's a man in a woman's body, then get HER to fuck YOU.

>>732103395

Treat her like shit instead.

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>>732109137
step it up senpai

>>732109150
Look man, this "quitter" mentality that you have is what makes you repulsive to her, and probably most chicks.
You have to stop yourself from investing. When you show a woman that you're attached to her, her pussy dries up like the goddamn Sinai desert.

>>732107410
Beta-stalker.

/B/ROS I NEED HELP! She said this, "Sorry, but I'm not interested in being anything but friends. I'm not really looking to date anyone at the moment." Do I still have a chance?

>>732109170
There is no such thing as a bisexual male.

You're either gay, straight or a liar.
>bi now, gay later

>>732109320
EXACTLY

>>732109327
NO, you don't have a chance, and if you keep trying it's just going to make her less and less attracted until you can no longer leave the acquaintanceship on your own terms

>>732108771
>>732108996
>>732109233

Posting gay porn in a straight thread is screaming for attention, which makes you a huge faggot. Go be lonely somewhere else.

>>732109328
Where did you get shaming?

>>732109320
>>732109342

>implying you're alpha
You're on /b/ too, Elliot. You're just as beta as Op and the reason you opened this thread was to make fun of Op for reminding you of traits you have within yourself that you don't like.

>>732109509
Why did you enter?

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>>732107901
This

>>732109403
so you're saying play it passively and she will eventually give up?

>giving up isn't escape. it's quitting.

Youve already fucked up. the only way to get out of it is fuck another girl, and bring her around, so this 'friend' can see your dateable qualities. if you fuck trash though and she sees that, you're still out.

>>732109565
I'm a girl and my best friend is a guy.

>>732109150
>You can't

You're the one in the friendzone, bud.
I haven't had that problem for almost a decade, because I don't make the same mistakes that you already have. Every woman is disposable, the sooner you start treating them like that, the sooner you'll eliminate that friendzone word from your vocabulary.

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>>732109678
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!11!

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>>732103777

Heavenly trips speaks truth

>>732109619
No, I'm saying go and fuck other chicks. She is already not attracted to you, and the only possible way to have a chance at turning that around is to fuck other women. It probably won't work, but even if she never looks at you in a sexual way, you're still banging other broads.

>>732109758
>implying you've never been in the friendzone.

I'm not Op, but the only reason anyone would open this thread is because they've been in Op's position.

Every guy has that one girl in his past. Stop pretending to be a tough guy on the internet.

>>732109096
Honestly, where can I find a complete collection? Everywhere I look, its just random incomplete collections, or some software used to rip them from the site. I just want an updated list where i can get them all.

>>732109327

Don't listen to them. Of course you have a chance. You just need to buy ger flowers and randomly show up at her house or workplace with hired mariachis and a wedding ring and propose before the 1st date. Guaranteed to work.

>>732109908
I've absolutely been there, I'm not denying that. But like I said I haven't been there for about 8 years. The best thing he can do is forget about her.

>>732109678
No you're not. You hoped to see someone else make fun of them, expressing the same thoughts that you would have initially, then you disown those thoughts and admonish the person who expressed them to convince yourself that you're incapable of those thoughts and that this makes you a good person.

>>732109995
You quit. You gave up. You got frustrated and stopped trying. So how would you know whether or not it's possible?
>i couldn't do it, so Op better not succeed or his success will highlight my failure.
>better dissuade him so that I don't feel like a failure.

>>732109862
So all those "being nice" and flirtatious gesture/attitude are bullshit. What a fucking bitch! >:\

>>732110189
Are you actually autistic?
I MOVED ON, and in fact, since that point in my life I've actually gone back home and bedded down one of the chicks that in my younger days had me in the "friendzone". It can not work if you keep trying to force it.

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>>732110189
Femanon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. It's disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with my ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other friends over and they were already at my place when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.

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>>732110359

>>732110359
/thread

>>732110359
OP, this is you. This is where you're at in life man. I'm not trying to hold you back, but you legit need to kick her out of your life.

>>732110359
>Femanon here.
Riiiiiight...

>>732110359
Kill yourself whore. I hope you get raped by a pack of wild niggers.

>>732110656
>>732110772

>Not understanding that the post was a creative way to show OP where he stands with this chick

>giving up isn't escape. it's quitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djpMef3hdCA

sounds rapey

you are pathetic

>>732103395
Get sexy, then ignore her.

No such thing as friend zone, it's just having a crush on someone who doesn't find you attractive. You can't trick them into finding you attractive and if you want to then you don't really care about them anyway

>>732103395

This is a complex question, to be honest. The reality is that for most people who consider themselves "friendzoned", the person they are interested in simply isn't interested in dating/fucking them. If that's the case, the only way out of the "friendzone" would be the same way you would try to seduce anyone who isn't attracted to you, and that is to try and alter yourselves to be more attractive in their eyes.

I've seen a few situations among friends where both the guy and the girl think they've been friendzoned because they're both afraid to admit attraction or to act on attraction out of fear of ruining their friendship, so you might want to consider that.

There's no guarantee a person will ever be attracted to you regardless of your effort and chasing after someone endlessly will only make you resent the person you're attracted to through no fault of their own. The people who cry about being friendzoned and how they were used or taken advantage by a woman fail to accept responsibility for their actions and understand that no amount of time or energy will guarantee someone will want to date or fuck you.

I'm not telling you to give up, but you need to understand that a certain point chasing after someone you're attracted to becomes no different than chasing rainbows. Know when to quit or you'll be left feeling bitter.

>>732108383
Everything about phase 2 is creepy autistic crap.

Ask her out if she says anything other than yes just cut her loose.

>>732103395

The friendzone means you are a BACKUP MALE. She'll fuck other men until she loses her sexual market value due to age, THEN she will have to date down. Which is where you come in.

Move on. Be awesome. Women will find you.

>>732111285
Get a load of this faggot.

"I just want to be friends" is female speak for "I think you're lower value than me and I can do better than you"

It's an insult.
Why the fuck would you want anyone in your life with such a low opinion of you?

>>732105288
That's when you say "I have enough sisters. I'm trying to get laid." Cut her off and move on.

>>732111499
>>732111597

There are plenty of good dudes dropping solid knowledge bombs on you in this thread OP. You have to listen, you have to let go of this one and let her be a learning experience for you.

>>732111597
Exactly. Same goes for if she says "you are really nice but-". If she can only describe you as nice. That is basically an insult saying you aren't anything.

Just become interested in other girls and subtly let her see it. Text another girl more, say you can't hang out "that night" because you're catching a movie with "said girl you've been texting" repeat the process, worse case scenario you end up with a girlfriend if you're not retarded. Which you are.

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>>732111831
>"but but but"
>"I wanna keep forcing my vision of a relationship between me and this girl"
>"you're just a quitter"

I don't think we can help him lads

>>732111945
Why would you save that pic?
It just would never occur to me to save it.

>>732112474
I just searched "friendzone cringe" and it was the most relevant thing that came up

>>732112474
It reminds him of aspects of his past he hates about himself.
People troll with what makes them angry.

>>732112474
And there is a lot of questionable content on my computerbox.

>>732112697
lol

>>732112697
And I'm not even going to deny that, yeah I was a pretty awkward young man before I figured some shit out about life. I don't have all the answers, but at least I don't put myself in womens friendzones anymore. Just trying to help another guy get to that level,

>>732103777
Checked
Trips of truth has spoken wisdom of the ages

>>732112697
Nailed it.

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>>732112804
>anymore

>>732112956
Yeah, in high school I didn't know how to present myself as a desirable option with women, so I ended up in OP's current shoes a couple of times. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a human being who has made mistakes in his social life and improved after lessons were learned.

>>732112956
lol, fuck you dude. Ya got me.

>>732112956
I lost. lol

>>732112956
jesus that went over my head when I first saw it

>>732112956
God damn it.