Secret thread cont... tell those ones you have never told

>>732094480
I want to try sucking an uncut cock

>>732094480
I fap to my cousin almost everyday on Facebook. I have one of her thongs I use

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>>732094480
i wish to try becoming a god
no shit

Is funtimes_9169

Still here?

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>>732094598

>>732094480
I no patience for anything anymore. everything has be quick or I lose interest. I can't seem to dedicate my time to anything but shitposting and even then I type liek a retard so people ignore me. this has also led me to perform poorly at my work (fast food), so overall

>>732094933
I can't help it

>>732094902
sup?

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

My only dream in life is for a gang of huge dicked niggers to abduct me and turn me into their little whiteboi sissy sex slave for the rest of my life.

I want my worthless dicklet locked away in permanent chastity.
My manhood is meaningless and just needs to be taken from me as well as any choice or will of my own
I want to be used constantly by as many people as possible while being humiliated and degraded.
Drug me and fuck me until I die with a gallon of cum in my stomach like the worthless pathetic cumrag i am

>>732094480

I'm from a strict religious family but I fucked 3 hot, big titted, big ass escorts without my family knowing. I wore a condom so inb4 aids.

I touch my sisters vagoo in her sleep and rub it

>>732095222
Wasn't sure it you got it before last thread 404

>damn man thats great... u dont ever take a vid of it? id sure be tempted to..how old are all of you? how did ur friend feel about her having a bigger cock than him when she blows you?

>No pics or vids
>all 27-36
>He's really cuck so he loved it

I was fucked by my nigger neighbor at age 10

>>732094480
I pay twinks to blow me wearing jocks

Im too much of a pussy to end my toxic relationship. My gf is selfish, mean, controlling, and insecure. Why cant i rid myself of this dumb shit?

i have recurrent dreams about having sex with my younger sister

>>732095869
rape her that solves everthing

I hope to find nudes on my daughter phone one day so I can jerk off to them.

Sometimes I feel really horny and want to fuck my mom. After I jerk off I don't want to anymore and feel bad after.

>I have a fetish that i'm not gonna tell /b/ about

>>732095643
ah thanks bro.. damn theyre young? I was picturing the wives were much older but thats even hotter now..so have u each seen their pussys? what do the is pussys look like? also what do the wives look like?

>>732095869
you and me both anon
>6 years in
>knew it was doomed after 2 years
>really just adding damage to myself at this point

>>732096128
Only 2 years in, if i cant make it out, im joining the Navy and ghosting this shit.

>>732095239
i already said sorry

I stole my friends mom's panties. I have 3 pairs and I've worn one hanging out with him.

>>732096446
genuinely a good option. I'm too old for standard enlistment now or I'd probably do the same.

I'm tempted to join a mining company instead.

>>732096037
just ask any boy in town to send you them

>>732096548
I never said I didn't like it

>>732096108
The wife's are both older
>Us 32M 36F
>Them 27M 30F
Saw the pics of his wife a few full frontal nudes and one legs open pic, and I got my wife to flash him one time before she blew him and I told him he could feel her pussy a little bit (maybe 10 seconds or so). Don't know if it's a turn on or off for you but both are Asian mine wife is Jap and his is Chinese Malay.

>>732096710
I hope for the day

>>732094480
During my brother's divorce, I hacked his email and anonymously sent all evidence of his affairs, spending and general asshole behavior to his ex-wife. She took that narcissistic, abusive, lying piece of shit to the cleaners.

>>732094480
I've been caught jerking off 4 times

>>732096962
this is an 18+ site

>>732096888
ya man thats so hot, i love th sway japanese women's pussys look... how do their pussys compare? like pussy lips and clit..

>>732094480

I'm an old man who lives in a gulf coast state and I will fuck an incest survivor.

>>732096962
by who ? story

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>>732095045

said every /b/tard ever.

>yes me too

>>732095566

she knows.

>would you stay asleep if I was rubbing your pecker anon? or your goddamn shoulder for that matter. or if I stuck my cock up against your asshole.

My Sister saw me taking Dick picks by accident

>>732094480
I drive into the car rider lane at the high school when school gets out to check out the teen girls waiting for their parents to pick them up

>>732097093
My older sister when I was 15 she was 18.
My friend at his house.

A girl friend visiting me in college

And my friends mom at his house who I didn't know was home. she pretended like she didn't see

>>732097064
His wife from what I saw in the pics was a fat innie type pussy with no lips. My wife is sort of normal looking no other way to describe it. lol.

>>732097301
how do you take dick pics by accident? did you fumble the phone while pissing or something?

>>732097301
story

>>732097432
what were the circumstances of each and what did they do? did any of them see you cum?

>>732097643
Sister came in room because computer was in there. Was fapping to trish stratus pants down to ankles door opens look over her eyes bulged out of her head

>>732097437
do their pussys get wet when they blow you guys? how is the sex after? do either of you watch the other fuck?

>>732097068

she's fat. with big titties, like fat girls have

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>>732097950
>>732097068

I'd fuck her too, I love a broken girl full of self hate.

>>732097896
My wife does get wet after especially the first time I was very surprised by it as she was resistant to the idea to begin with (took about 6 mths worth of time and asking). The sex after is the best! It's what I look forward to the most. Never watched each other fuck or BJ and I guess his wife likes it or she would have stopped by now.

>>732097835
hahaha did you keep going and did she watch? what about when girlfriend saw you?

>>732098452
thats hot you must love that... how did you bring up the idea to her the first time? what did you do to convince her? how did the first time go down?

>>732098452
oh so you never see your wife blow him and he never sees his wife blow you? how come?

>>732098764
Sorry! I men't I have never seen his wife blow him or watched them fuck.

>>732098872
ah gotcha.. how come you've never fucked your wife from behind when she blows him?

>>732094480
I accidentally had sex with a 12 year old

>>732098971
you have 5 minutes to explain yourself

>>732098732
Told her I had a dream that I watched her have sex with someone else and I was turned on by it, I knew it would shock her but not really in a bad way and I gradually bought her round. I told her that his wife was giving him no sex since the baby was born and he was going crazy! So what do you think??? Could you help him out I OK with it ;)

>>732099040
>16 y/o
>met a girl
>she looked older than I thought
>although at that time she was 11, almost 12
>got outmemed by a 12 year old girl
>kind of disgusted with myself

>>732098939
It's more about her (them both) just being a little suck machine and servicing his cock, it's not about her pleasure at all that's between us, just her being a secret slut by blowing him.

>>732099215
hash that is a great way to bring it up... are your wife and his wife friends?

>>732099566
NO. Total different social circles (only met once) both think each other is a cold fish in the bedroom so neither feel guilty about the "cheating" with a married guy thing.

>>732094480
Im a fag that sucked his own stepbrother's cock.

>>732099779
ah i guess thats key... do you think either of the wives would put the cock in them if the husband wanted her to?

>>732099779
what did your buddy and his wife say when they saw that you were bigger than him?

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When I was 7, my 5 year old I watched my friend suck his older brother's dick. It was so disgusting to look at. Like, idk how you outgrow that. My bro and I still don't talk about what we saw these dudes do

>>732100100
Correction: my 5 year old brother

>>732099924
I could get my wife to fuck him but that's not what she want's and it also not what he want's either. lol. He is full cock I think he gets off on watching MY cock get sucked then what is wife is doing. He wants his wife to fuck me but that boat has left the harbor. I'm fine with it the way things are.

>>732100086
Not much really It's not that much bigger I'm not huge, he asked her if she liked it and she just gave a sheepish smile then went back to blowing me.

i sucked my own dick

I'm a 28 yo straight male and I love sucking dick.

>>732100840
>I'm a 28 yo bi male and I love sucking dick.

ftfy

>>732098971
>accidentally had sex with a 12 year old
oops?

>>732100840
first time story?

>>732100615
fuck id love to see it, u sure u won't get kik? it takes 1 min to get

>>732100615
did she swallow first tim or did he have to tell her to? what about your wife?

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i think squats are an overrated exercise

>>732101024
Funny you want to see my cock more than my wife's pussy. lol

You sound like my friend

>>732101462
lol what can i say? I'm new to this but very curious, and horny haha..gonna show me :)

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I get a boner when dogs lick my face.

sometimes.

depends on the dog and the aggressiveness of the licks.

>>732101462
and i think uncut looks great!

>>732100704
swallow?

>>732094480
I fuck prostitutes. I like it.

>>732101075
Yep! Both swallowed from the get go, nothing needed to be said.

my brother used to hang out and ride bikes with a bunch of people in the rural area we lived
we had this huge quarry at the bottom of our property they would go and ride bikes
this girl started coming with them and I nicknamed her 'zooks' because she had these gigantic knockers for her age, she was a bit fat
about 2 weeks before I went to college I told her to stay behind and she'd catch them up
I went and had a shower after my workout and then came out with my cock rock hard holding a bottle of baby oil
the look of raw thirst in her eyes was pure extacy and I said "im gonna fuck those tits" and she pulled them out almost instantly nodding her heat
I dumped the entire bottle of baby oil on myself an and fucked those tits into oblivion and left them looking like a painters radio
this happened every day until I went to off to college
never heard from her again
brother never brought her up again

>>732101795
hot, do u ever taste his cum on her lips?

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>>732101579
I keep getting "connection error" so it's taking me forever to post.

I've never even taken a dick pic to be perfectly honest
>You kids today

Have this as a consolation you queer boy ;) then again I'm the one with this pic on his computer. lol. I look 90% like the left one.

>>732102211
My wife isn't really a big kisser at the best of times believe it or not. But on a few occasions I have been fucking her really hard missionary face to face and she was breathing hard and I could smell the cum on her breath and yeah it was hot! Total turn on :)

>>732102489
fuckkkkk thats hot... did u taste it at all? ever thought about getting her to save some for u?

>>732094480
Before I started dating my girlfriend, I had an affair with her mother.

>>732102270
I'm bi haha.. thats a really nice cock, now i want to see yours even more, no connection error on kik ;) id like u to see mine too

Camchat blackmail guy reporting

>>732102667
No really intrested in his cum but I have kissed her after but it wasn't really taste it was more
>After taste

If you know what I mean?

I'm still in awe that a web-based application like Omegle exists.

>>732102830
whats your method

>>732102688
how? who was better? did they have any similarities?

>>732102738
Nah! Sorry to disappoint you bro but you seem like a cool guy.

>>732102880
ya i get u, still hot though, u gonna post ur dick bro

Im fuck buddies with my friend/housemate's gf's 14yo sister, have been for a couple months. He is the only other person who knows but he didnt find out until a week ago. it's much better now because we dont have to be sneaky about it around him. pretty sure he is jealous, she is way hotter than her older sister.

I fucked my best friends mom a few times. Hope he never finds out about it because I probably won't have a best friend anymore lol

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I haven't had sex in 20 years.
I'm 20

>>732103195
>another virgin

well roll out the fucking welcome wagon

>>732102963
Be nice. The blackmail comes at the end. I tell them it's all recorded and that I will share it if I don't get email Skype etc. The faces of freshly orgasmed girls that burst into tears and beg is the point where I shoot my load

>>732103121
How tight is she? Does she do crazy shit? Also how old u

>>732103012
haha thx u too.. u got email?

>>732103160
story pls

>>732103399
oh so u get them to show you shit on cam thinking its anonymous like omegle or something, then you blackmail them at the end to gt more?...what have u gotten from them?

>>732103509
What are you looking to send?

>>732102976
>how?
Her mother was an old friend of my mom and we meet at the state fair. She really wanted to cheat on her husband because he did the same, we got drunk, made out at the fair and ended up fucking at her house (her husband was out of town). After that, it became a frequent thing, but she wanted to end it and basically said that I should date her daughter and here I am now.

>who was better?
I suppose the mother is much better, but since I have more of a connection with the daughter, the sex is more meaningful and just seems better by comparison.

>did they have any similarities?
You mean in sex? They both are squirters, but the mom is much more rough

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>>732103399
do you use omegle or periscope or what? also how old :0

>>732102688
greentext?

>>732094480
I dated a trap for about a year and a half without even realizing it.

>>732094480
I'm virgin because of small dick.

And I don't know what to do with my life...

>>732103664
just exchange cock shots..i feel like thats a big part of the story I'm missing haha

I want a daughter
I want to adopt a daughter
I can't be bothered with a wife but i love kids so much it's unbelievable
I could be a teacher but thats not enough
I want a daughtr of my own and enough money to raise her right

>>732103768
do their pussys look similar like in terms of clit size and labia ? thats hot man.. cool that the mom doesn't tell daughter, i bet u could fuck her again

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>>732094480
hmm

let's see

>almost fucked my boss whilst she was drunk (this one is less of a secret now, one year later)
>living with gf and room mate, been cheating on her fucking my room mate for over a year
>been getting rub and tugs at the massage parlors in china town for a while now, gf doesn't know
>regularly get handjobs from hookers and crack whores off the street for like tembux
>just got sucked off by a tranny i met off of meet me earlier this evening

>>732103961
So bro can't oblige

I fap to being cucked by my girlfriend. And I have a huge fetish of wanting to see my girlfriends facebook and text conversations behind her back about sexual things with other people. It is so hot to me, to know how she really feels about things, or her primal urges.

I found some photos of a girl on the computer. I thought my son downloaded them. She had an amazing body but didn't show her face in any of the photos. I put the photos on a slideshow and jerked off to them. After I came, I noticed the wall in the background as my daughters room. I accidentally jerked off to my daughter and have never told anyone.

>>732103881
how did u not know?

>>732104170
whats ur kik? maybe i can hit on her and show u...

>>732103406
she's pretty tight, she's fairly petite overall. have to get her nice and wet before or it is sometimes uncomfortable for her but after that she is good to go. havent done anything too crazy/kinky but she's down for trying anything, im a bit more conservative. She's on bc so we dont always use a condom, maybe about 1/2 the time, depending on her cycle. I am old enough to know not to tell people how old i am...

>>732104118
How much AIDS do you have

>>732104216
share pic?

>>732103543
So she had just separated from my friends dad. Not divorced (they got back together) just separated. Brian (my friend) was out of town for a few days on some "business" and I was watching his house.
It started out with just light flirting, you know the making each other giggle and shit. We flirted for probably a month before it escalated to checking each other out and straight talking about fucking each other. We got high together and were pretty much like fuck it. She's a babe though, nice rack, nice ass and beautiful long auburn hair.

>>732098133
>>732097950
>>732097068

yep that's the one. I'm 53. Just her type.

>>732104086
>>732104086
>>732104086
im going to volunteer as a camp counselor again for sure

>>732104141
k ill settle for u posting your cock on here ....haha show us that bad boy

>>732104286
I've been with a 14 year old chick as well. She had a monstrous sex drive, extremely hot, still fap to old pics of her now.

>>732104297
none so far. i honestly thought this underside of the world would be a lot dirtier, but fuck, most of these people i meet are cleaner than normies

>>732101595

I get a boner when I shove my cock down my dog's throat. ok I lied. I had a boner to start with.

>>732104320

you are literally too stupid to insult

>>732101687

love me my asian whores

>>732104224
I never saw her naked during that time. When we finally decided we were ready for sex that's when I found out.

>>732104661
you still smashing or what fam

I once big spooned my little step sis while she was sleeping because she had to spend the night in my room, i got a boner, backed off and have felt like a fucking pervert ever since. Age difference is only a year but I don't like the idea of sexual assault.

>>732097318
I do this sometimes, usually with my dick out

My mom has a very nice pussy.

A few years ago when I was 17 I got a good look at my mothers pussy she had just finished swimming and went to the bathroom to change and then came out in just a towel and sat on a chair with her legs up, I had no sexual attraction towards her at all but I was really surprised and turned on, for a 42 yo woman she had a very sexy pussy.

>>732104430
yeah young teens are awesome fuck toys. she had only been with 2 guys before me, both her age. she said i was bigger than them and sex was much better. it is pretty easy to make her cum just from fucking

>>732104661
who's cock was bigger?

>>732103838
Omegle and other apps like chat random etc. Younger the better of course

>>732103638
Skype and email Addie's to use later on. I don't even always record them.

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>>732104118
>been cheating on her fucking my room mate for over a year

doesn't it make your asshole hurt?

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>>732096929
wtf you fucking creepy faggots

>>732104785
why was it nice? describe it.. how long did u see it for?

>>732104937
it's another girl, she's a slam piggeroo.

sometimes prefer her pussy to my girlfriends. roomie tastes better too.

>>732094812
I believe in you.
I will pray to you.

You are now a god

>>732104931
what do u use them for later on?

>>732104695
Yeah we're still together. I was pretty upset and angry when I found out she was a trap but I loved her too much to break up with her just because she has a penis.

>>732104830
Me thankfully.

>>732104726
I came in my step sisters cereal milk for about 2 years, looking back on it now it is pretty fucked up. Nobody ever knew

>>732105195
how old was she

>>732105003
I saw it for about 20 seconds or so. She was hairy on top but not out of control but super smooth underneath her pussy lips were almost shiny.

I fucked a fifteen year old chubby girl with no self esteem. She let me do anything I wanted to because i was an older "cool guy" paying attention to her.

>>732095531
It can be difficult dealing with strange desires.
Are you sure those kink have not been implented in your mind by gooning too much?

Loneliness mixed with hornyness can hurt you.
You want to feel wanted.
And the only way you can feel wanted is when used.

Give yourself a chance.

>>732105332
That reminds me of when I accidentally found porn of my mother on my dads computer when I was doing work for him.

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>>732105195
did you watch her eat it? that's the best part

>>732095827
And those twinks need to eat.
So everyone is getting what they want out of that deal.

Dont panic

>>732105374
how chubby? did she take it in the ass?

>>732105291
9 at the time it started, I moved out of home a couple of years later I was 26 and finished my degree and got a job in the city

>>732105467
oh yeah for sure, that is the best part

>>732105107
More cam shows of course

>>732105422
Anything really hot? Pics or vids?

>>732105562
do they like it?

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I've cheated on my fiance before we were engaged but in all honesty I don't really love her but I know I'll have the best future with her, maybe I dont see it now but in the future I will.

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>>732105557
good job, growing sluts need a lot of cum.
I've been doing the same thing for m y nieces since they were 10 and 13

>>732105683
are you going to break up with her?

>>732104118
You seem like the kind of guy i like

>>732105683
post pic of her

I prefer chubby girls but I'm embarassed if I'm seen with a fat chick so I only date skinny girls.

>>732105521
She wasn't fat enough to have any extra rolls, she was still smooth and soft. I fucked her for a couple months. Anal, creampies, made her drink my piss, tied her up and fisted her pussy, and I throatfucked her a few times. She really hated that, made her puke every time.

>>732105562
what do u get them to do that theydont want to? any good detailed stories?

>>732094480
i have cheated on my gf +40 times with various sluts even a few times with hookers.. on the other hand my gf is coke addict who has been fooling me for 2 yrs that she is going to quit and i still fall into believing her yet she dissapoints me again and again. Cheating on her gives me the moral revenge i guess.. i know its bad.

>>732105643
Couple videos, and a tonne of photos. Found out she shaved her self, and had an innie pussy. Just her masturbating and cumming. Copied them all for personal use.

>>732105870
Crazy idea..... B R E A K U P

>>732105645
One has become a willing participant. Two others not so much, but it's them not being into it that gets me diamonds

>>732105827
sounds like a good whore, wish i could take a turn

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>>732105760
No she has a good job and treats me well I just sometimes feel bad about it. It's been about 8 months since the last time I cheated and were getting married in December. It's as good as it's gonna get and I think I can put up with it.

>>732105906
How was the pussy? Were you surprised at how she looked naked better/worse than you thought?

>>732106142
Yeah. I didn't realize it was so easy to manipulate girls that age into doing basically anything you wanted. She got mad when I suggested she let me fist her ass, since I may have been unnecessarily rough during anal every time.

>>732106100
ya i bet, what do u get them to do that they dont like
?

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I have a crush on this girl, but I don't want her to be with me. My life is nothing but a trainwreck right now, and the most I can do for her is not invovle her in any of it.

>>732106174
Amazing. She looked fucking hot, and I damn near came instantly when I recognized the couch. It didn't show her face, but goddamn did she have a rockin' body.

>>732106233
kek
did she cry? pounding a fat dumb underage whore's asshole while she sobs sounds like heaven

>>732106328
You dumb. Fuck her butt.

>>732106391
How long ago did you find them? Go back and see if there are new ones

>>732106443
She didn't the first time, because I wanted to make sure I could get into her ass again without her telling me to fuck off and leaving. But I managed to talk her into letting me pound it without lube. She did blow me and get me wet with spit first, but it still hurt her enough she was crying by the end of it.

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>>732105788

>>732106533
About three months before she died lol. So I know for a fact there's no new ones, sadly.

>>732106237
The one is small and can't manage much insertion wise. We started with a pencil then moved onto a marker pen. She can now take a hairbrush handle.

One hates when I ask for anal stuff although she does it, best it watching her cringe when I make her suck her fingers after anal play.

>>732106700
What's the biggest thing you've made the one that hates anal take? And have her fingers ever been 'dirty' when she's done fingering and you make her suck them?

>>732106637
cute af

I'm trapped in a toxic relationship and have a kid with that person.Ive become fatter and more depressed but things at the moment prevent me from leaving with my kid.It sucks. I have a foot fetish and my best friend has been giving me footjobs to try and make me feel less stressed.

>>732106637
nice! nudes?

>>732105736
just got diamonds thinking of this time she almost saw me
I was in the kitchen with a massive load on board and no pants on
I told her not to come in the kitchen and sit at the bar and I'd pass it over while we were talking you could hear the spltt spltt spltt of my cum blasting into the bowl of milk while o was talking to her, it had to be over 10 shots
passed her the bowl and the cereal and distracted her with the TV after she'd finished half the bowl and slipped out the other door and around to my room to put pants on

>>732106700
where do u threaten to post it? how do u know their personal info?

>>732106700
ever worry you'll get caught?

>>732106700
how far in did they go? do they get wet?

>>732106995
that is hot as fuck, i've fed a lot of sluts but i've never gotten to bust the load while looking right at her. did she ever say anything about the taste? I love when they can tell something is off but keep eaiting

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>>732106969

>>732099316
Holy fuck dude!
>kind of disgusted
Yeah, no shit!

>>732105767
ilu2bb

>>732100840
>straight male
>love sucking dick

Pick one dude!

>>732107323
ah i get it now. that sickly brown undertone in her skin.

I felt up my sister a few times when we were younger and now as adults whenever we are around each other I can't help but have a serious feeling of embarrassment about it.

I smoke crack occasionally.

>>732094480
When I was smaller my mom had an affair with our neighbor. My dad was away for a trip for entire week and I remember my mom bringing home the neighbor to sleep over in our house. He lived with us for an entire week. She told me he was my uncle but I knew he wasn't. One night I was sleeping and I heard my door open. They came in drunk and giggling about having sex in my room. I was traumatized and scared shitless. Didn't move a single muscle at all for those 30 minutes while the fucked. I especially remember how my mom was inches away from me asking him to shove his cock up her ass. I never could look at her the same way again after that.

>>732106859
A cucumber. And not really but she was gagging at the taste or thought I suppose

>>732107129
Pornhub etc

>>732107179
They're of legal age.

>>732107314
na never said anything about the taste
I used to try and leave the door open a bit and have a good strokeathon hoping she'd curiously come in, but she never did

i just came for a 13yo boy on omegle

Asked my mom did she wanna do my bf w/ me and she slapped me, we haven't spoken in weeks.
Like she could have just said no and who the fuck even slaps someone across the head.

>>732107433
Eh not really I don't mind it, idk you just get tired of people I guess but I also don't want her with anyone else

>>732097483
>>>732097301
>how do you take dick pics by accident? did you fumble the phone while pissing or something?
SHE ACCIDENTALLY SAW HIM, YOU CUNTFUCK!

>>732100704

Did it hurt when you cut it off first?

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All my best mates exs always wants to end up doing things with me, during and more after their breakups... just recently one told me she always took a liking in me since she saw me..

Should I feel bad? Because I don't know.. I have stories and I got into this thread late but it's been irking me for a bit now..

>>732107678
did you cum into anything else besides her cereal? have you ever sniffed her dirty panties?

>>732107882
Boy or gril

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>>732107891

we'll need a story on this one

>>732107669
>legal age
can't decide whether not to believe or lose interest entirely

>>732107678
how many times per week did you feed her? if i lived with a growing slut i would try to give her some every day!
I only get to feed my nieces a few times a month

>>732108015
na it wasnt that frequent, just most weekends cause I'd have to take care of her while my dad and step mom worked

>>732108170
yeah not often three times a month if i was lucky, really only weekends

>>732095869
Just get rid.
I divorced my 1st wife too late and wasted time.

>>732108061
>13yo Boy

If my ex hadn't of hit when i had my hands around her neck i would of choked her to death

>>732108112
Well course I'm gonna say that. Not that one is single digits, but just shows no penetration (yet)

>>732108071

U nid 2 cashier outsod

>>732108309
Yea the person cumming, boy or girl?

>>732107669
nice...do they ever orgasm? how often do you do it and how do you contact them to let them know its time?

My girlfriend has a dick. It wasn't a surprise, but it's not exactly something I bring up with the family.

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Megan, whenever we had a class in a room in the top floor I'd put an autistic amount of effort into walking at just the right distance behind you to try and look up your skirt without getting caught.

Every time.

>>732108427
man

inb4
>feg

>>732108454
is it bigger than yours?

I tongue fuck my wife's little brothers pocket pussy while jacking off to his dick pics I stole.

>>732108506
Smaller, softer, really soft. Cut, unlike myself.

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>>732108405
you don't like ryan ashley??

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>>732108377
interest regained

so just being nice is usually enough to get initial shows? I've not tried it but it seems unlikely to me.

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>>732108454
>not exactly something I bring up

they know

when i was 17 i dated a 15yo girl, we had sex a lot. She had a 13yo sister who was still a virgin, but had done oral and such though. several of her friends were sexually active so it was just a matter of time until she started also. So me and my gf bought her a bunch of condoms and made her promise to always use one. gf showed her how to put one on using my dick, then she then had her sis try it a couple times

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>>732108687
Body is similar to this, actually. ridiculously skinny, smaller than me by far.

>>732108588
It takes some time. And is normally like 1 girl for every 50 clicks. I suppose I must just be convincing to them. You have to think about time of day, when they're more likely alone in their rooms.

Fuck I've had wins on there where I've never even had to ask. They're just horny as fuck and wanna watch you cum.

>>732108450
Yes watching a bald cunt pulsate after orgasm is a thing of beauty. Normally about twice a month sometimes more. Usual email or dm or some sort

>>732108737
u fucked her? how dod they compare? similar pussys?

>>732109193
i didnt fuck her, just showed her how to put one on

>>732109425
ah... did u show her how u cum?

>>732108948
so they orgasm even though they dont want to do it with you? how long did it take to work up to the hair brush? what was that like? will u got bigger?

>>732108948
>Fuck I've had wins on there where I've never even had to ask. They're just horny as fuck and wanna watch you cum.
Thats teh fuckin best.

>can I see it
>let me see it
>I wanna make it cum
>let me see it cum!

one day I had these two little sluts that straight up said they were finding guys to make cum
after cumming for them and laying there pent and covered in my own juice i just talked to them and after 20 minutes raised up again and blew off another one. After they left I went back on an hour later and there they were again ready for to watch me struggle to stay hard and blew a pathetic spent two drop load for them. The third time was insanely intense I was almost comatose after the wave of pleasure.

>>732109525
no..

>>732109589
They're not into it to begin with. Once they've started playing they start to get wet and into it.

>>732109613
Fuck yes! I've only ever had two girls at same time just flash tits. What did these two do for you?

It's crazy how many cum hungry sluts are on there. I had one straight up ask in her cute voice, do you wanna see my vagina? I was like of course. She then said are you rubbing your willy? I showed her, she rubbed her clitoris faster and I blew my load. She instantly said oh I like watching it when the stuff comes out your Willy.

I was crying with laughter afterwards

>>732110053
do you initially show your face so they get comfortable?

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I'm 20, a Virgin and I'm genuinely avoiding having sex because every time I attempted to get intimate with my ex-girlfriend I'd feel guilty for cheating on my waifu. Never made it pasted kissing and heavy petting. She's my world.

>>732110053
>What did these two do for you?
lezzed it, but the skinny one wasn't into it, the slightly fatter one was trying to get her to munch big but you could tell she didn't really want to, I steered them away the first time because I didn't want them to freak and bounce. The other two times they just talked to me while naked.

>I was crying with laughter afterwards
haha probably british, cock thirst from aroudn the world baybeeee

Funniest I ever had was a girl asking could I make it "cough" lol

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>>732108887

how similar? can you post pic, even without face?

I'm slowly starting to enjoy being by myself more than being around other people, but I'm hating myself for it.

I want a girlfriend so bad, but whenever someone comes around that is pretty and we get along, I start to push her away and think I won't have enough time or something and eventually she'll go away. Down the road I'll think "Why the fuck didn't I at least try it?" Skip ahead some amount of time another girl shows up, rinse and repeat. Fuck is wrong with me.

>>732108071
Miami
18y
Shooting shit with mum and she goes down that road about how much grandchildren would mean to her.
Tell her not interested in dick.
She says she has a guy coming on Thurs and went on about how he's rich 24 yadda I ignored most of it.
Thurs come round and the guy is only half as rich but he had this sorta tussled cropped great - not great hair. His face serious and playful. And his body was veiny in the arms and soft in the chest and smooth in the abs.
Then he said my name in broken Russian (you'd be surprised by how many Slovaks are in Miami.)
I wanted to close the door on him. But to be honest this is the first time I wanted to fuck a guy. And he looks new to Miami(is a big STD swap meet)
So we talked he was actually pretty funny.
I felt like a 3yr old and wanted someone to help me not feel like a lesbian in dick town.
We did mostly kissing and touching
He went lower and all all I could think about was my fucking naked mom.
In her changing room my mom used to get undressed and imo somthin sorta clicked.
So I did what any lez in dic town does, gtfo
And he called me every day for about a week.
I finally picked up and he said will you telling me whats the wrong?
I made up some bs story about how I was lez its was true but its not why I gtfo
6 months later still haven't fucked yet
He went down but I couldn't work up the nerve. He is annoyed i can tell So I started looking at porn and I came across this video mother and son, my mom had been scoping out his ass at Jules wedding, she told me "to have fun" on multiple occasions. She must want to fuck him. So I asked got slapped end story srry for wasting our time

bi fag here, i really like to be seen nude by other guys, and vice versa me seeing them nude. the more awkward it is for them the better. I especially like showering together which ive done mannny times with quite a few different guys, mostly friends/family

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Had been having gay urges for a couple years. Especially after smoking. That night i decided to go for it. I looked thru all the replies to my ad and decided this dude was okay enough. I felt reeeeally gay and slutty cuz i sent him a bunch of nudes. When he arrived i took a shot of rum and it was time. I was nude but threw on gym shorts and a hoodie before sneaking out. When i got to his car he asked if i was 18 and obviously i lied. I was real awkward about it but he was comforting. After a lil chat, we got in his back seat and started kissing. Some time later he pulled out his cock, not long, but very thick. I leaned down and started playing with it. Then started licking and sucking. He kept telling me how handsome i was and how good i was doing. It was sooo hot. I went for about 15 min till he came in my mouth, on my lips and face. I licked it all up. We chatted a bit more till i left. I wish i kept in contact with him. I masturbate to the thought of it pretty frequently

Well, sense secrets are getting out here...

I used to cheat while I'm in the relationship now. Said used to. Nowadays, I just want to be a better person for her. Shit still haunts me from time to time, but I vowed not to do it again. Been a few months, going so far so good.

I shit in a diaper on jerk off on my patio while watching the elementary school students walk from the bus to the front door of my apartment complex.

>>732111394
wait, how old are you then?

>>732111722
Was 16 then, 21 now

>>732111333
where do u go to do this? what do you do to show off? any good reactions?

>>732111394
did u swallow? was he cut or uncut? how old was he?

>>732112032
Then post a time stamp pic and something in your butt.

>>732108071
>>732108071
Miami
18y
Shooting shit with mum and she goes down that road about how much grandchildren would mean to her.
Tell her not interested in dick.
She says she has a guy coming on Thurs and went on about how he's rich 24 yadda I ignored most of it.
Thurs come round and the guy is only half as rich but he had this sorta tussled cropped great - not great hair. His face serious and playful. And his body was veiny in the arms and soft in the chest and smooth in the abs.
Then he said my name in broken Russian (you'd be surprised by how many Slovaks are in Miami.)
I wanted to close the door on him. But to be honest this is the first time I wanted to fuck a guy. And he looks new to Miami(is a big STD swap meet)
So we talked he was actually pretty funny.
I felt like a 3yr old and wanted someone to help me not feel like a lesbian in dick town.
We did mostly kissing and touching
He went lower and all all I could think about was my fucking naked mom.
In her changing room my mom used to get undressed and imo somthin sorta clicked.
So I did what any lez in dic town does, gtfo
And he called me every day for about a week.
I finally picked up and he said will you telling me whats the wrong?
I made up some bs story about how I was lez its was true but its not why I gtfo
6 months later still haven't fucked yet
He went down but I couldn't work up the nerve. He is annoyed i can tell So I started looking at porn and I came across this video mother and son, my mom had been scoping out his ass at Jules wedding, she told me "to have fun" on multiple occasions. She must want to fuck him. So I asked got slapped end story srry for wasting our time

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>>732112111
Fuck a time stamp im tired. Heres my tiny fuckin dick

>>732094480
my sons gf got pregnant and i berates him made him move in with his mother and sge forced him to quit school and get a job to pay for child. me and his gf both know the kid isnt really his.... its mine...

>>732112207
....the fuck?

>>732111862
do it at my house sometimes with my friend/housemate if there isnt time to wait getting ready for work and such in the morning, usually at least once a week. a lot of times it's in the locker room/shower at the pool/rec center when i take my nephews and sometimes their friends. also shower with them at home if they are staying with me. we are a close family. I think it is very cute when they are shy about being nude. i dont really go out of my way to show off.(sry if this doesnt make any sense im not sober atm, too many drugs

>>732110535
Sounds hot. Never convinced them to lez yet. Usually just both flash tits at same time.

Make it cough. Never heard that one before.

Yea I almost exclusively go for British girls. They're easy

the last girl i really dated was in 2012, super cute, and i have no idea how the relationship ended.
it's kept me away at night for months, and tonight is no exception. i need closure and there is no way to contact her. i once saw a picture of her posted on /b/ around 2 years ago and the thread closed before i could save it or reply to the OP. the whole thing fucked me up emotionally pretty good. the whole thing happened after i got out of a 4 year relationship with another girl after i decided i never actually loved her as much as used to. the first girl i really wanted to spend the rest of my life with fell off the face of the earth.

moer

I love meeting guys in public bathrooms and sucking them off. I want to be more brave and ask guys that are already in the bathrooms if I can suck them off but I don't know what to look for to determine whether or not a guy would let another dude suck him off.

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>Be me
>Downloaded Wireshare (new limewire)
> Click new videos
>see 80% of titles is cp or bp
>start copying ip address

Where should I leek the ip address I got? Hope these people get what they deserve.

I raped the gay out of my brother

capcha: private here

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>>732115517
>I raped the gay out of my brother

I just farted.

>>732115551
It's true tho

>be 15
>he is 12
>he starts acting like a little femine faggot
>decide one day when home alone to show him what he was in for
>call him up to my room
>tell him some bullshit about needignto pick up a mess he left in my room
>when the chance comes i pin him on the bed and hold my hand over his mouth
>pull down his pants
>start to violently rape him in his sweet little ass
>keep tellign him that I'm doing this because he likes boys
>finish.jpeg
>tell him to stop being a fucking queer and that I'll kill him if he tells anyone

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>>732115837

brool story co.

>>732115837
fucking faggot, you didn't say no homo to him

>>732115905
don't need to. I know I'm not gay

the guys at my work think im gay but ive fucked all the women i work with

>me 18
>knocked up a girl 16
>fucked it up, got to marry her, cuz my parrents and shit
>never loved her
>after got child
>one year marriage past
>left her and baby girl
>moved to other city
>started new life there
>started small, selling life insurance
>after 6 years of insurance scams got enough exp and money to begin my own company
>after just 3 years of work and some tricks shitting money
>started living fast life
>good cars, young whores, drugs, booze
>made a name of myself
>shit started moving from local
>spread my bussiness to other towns all around the state
>build a home
>expanded work
>now even more money
>living good for 7 more years
>job takes me to my home town
>i got to the neighbourhood to see how my ex was dooing
>still in her parrents home
>parked the car and waited curiously
>saw her once with some nice hot looking girl
>guess thats my grown up daughter
>started seeing and noticing her around town more and more often
>especially in night clubs
>the word in town spread about me so golddiggers started hitting on me
>among them my own daughter started giving me the looks one night not knowing shit
>she did a good job getting more and more closer to me
>even tho i knew somehow it made the whole thing exciting for me
>i rolled with the whole game
>started taking her to clubs myself
>dinners too, from an escort girl i usually always have on me, she got to the point of

almost dating with me
>things got hotter and hotter between us so fast
>i didnt stop for any fucking reason at all, i did not know what i was thinking
>i ended up sleeping with her several times before i left the town
>didnt tell her anything
>she also didnt mention me to her mother
>cuz i was her suggar daddy.....litterally

>>732115977
same. I don't act that enfeminate

>>732096954
Good man, you did the right thing

>I want to fuck my mom
>one time I fapped on her bed while she was in it
>I'm in the closet IRL but online I'm gay as fuck
>I fap to degenerate porn (furry, futa, scat, etc.)
>when I was thirteen I gave my nudes to men older than me

I actually like Sabaton

>>732096954
You are a piece of shit.

I'm methodically turning my strong independent wife into submissive cum dumpster.... one kink at a time.

>>732117160
details?

>>732117275
It's taken quite some time, but I've introduced her to a lot of anal, bondage, double penetration, spanking, etc. by the end of this year I want to have her in a collar and calling me daddy...

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>>732107334
Look at pic related
This girl was born in 2005.
Where is your god now?

>>732117468
what did you start with?

>>732117668
Light bondage, sensory play, Blindfolds. But that was years ago

>Be me
>Meet a girl online
>She fucks on the first date!
>Come to find out she's 14...
>BITCH LIED TO ME!
>She told me she was 12...

>>732118247
kek

>>732118247
Kek hate it when that happens

>>732094933
It's a cousin retard, it's allowed

When I was about 6 me and the neighbors girl used to cycle round the woods and fields. I stopped one day for a piss and she asked if she could see how it happened. I obliged and she watched. Then she asked if she could touch my dick.

Within a few weeks we were imitating sex, grinding on each other, she would hold her pussy open while I rubbed my dick on her trying to get it in.

She would jack my dick and gave me a blowjob a few times. Not that we knew what we were really doing.

Still think about her to this day. Vicky what happened to you?

>>732096446
join a real branch pussy

I did the mootles thingy

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>>732116989
I'm going to repeatedly slam my cock into your shitter whilst swinging my heavy metal hair.
Rule Britannia!