I don't use that bleach for the gut-rot! evening /b/, what's

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Ey, I remember you! Still sipping Tito's vodka and smoking lots of kush.

>>732088969
Meth and granddaddy purple
It's delicious

>>732088969
6am over here. So the answer is whiskey - what else to get the day started?

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>>732089100
DID YOU SAY VODKA?? heheheheh~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

>>732089100
Checked

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>>732089173
>>732089200
cheers to that shit, gents~

CHARLIE DANKNUGS, YOU PISS-FACE ASS-GARGLER!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dZL6oZTomY

>>732089200
Checked
Zeros again!!

>>732089382
>steel reserve

kys bub

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>>732089255
Checking you as well
>>732088969

First poster again. You wouldn't happen to be near Kansas City would you?

>>732089255
Dopples!!!

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>>732089471
Oho! I'll see that excellence and raise you! How could I forget again, doggonit..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgxfG8-sZA

>>732089545
ain't exactly in the mood for a 12 dollar can of beer, what can I say?

>>732088969
I am currently drinking Gardka, a lasagna flavored spirit. It is a staple amongst the disciplines of Garfield.

Ok praise Davis

>>732089382
ayyy I like you. You drink as often as I do.

>>732088969
R u that dude from gta san andreas. That one time he was like "cj the train and shit"?

>>732089729
>>732088969
Also St.Pauli Girl.
Because everyone remembers their first girl.

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Black people have big dicks

>>732089679
You got a discord Drinky McGee?

>>732089822
yes! let's discord and drink together

>>732088969
Hey man you should migrate to /bant/ it's a new board that is basically /b/ where porn threads aren't allowed, making it so 90% of the content isn't trap threads

>>732089679
drop $10 on decent 6-pack at least. christ mcfuck, chuck

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>>732089617
Lamentably no, down in the Dallas area.
>>732089692
HOLY SHIT, I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE, IS IT YUMMY?
>>732089729
Ayyyy, cheers buddy~
>>732089781
yummyyy.. tits

>>732089822
Dubs have blessed your thread Nickel

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>>732089822
I do, actually, but the roommates watching TV, can't audio chat too loud
>>732089925
hm... there's a fun thought, I'll have to give it a shot this saturday, when I'm off again.
>>732089943
I like what I like, get off'a me

>>732090123
#9055 add me dawg, I've been in your threads a few times

>>732089692
>>732089952
If you convert and surrender yourself to Garfield, a complimentary case of it will be shipped to where you live.

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>>732090094
Gemini Man be praised~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEAzwDqCxvw

>>732090123
/bant/ pretty much makes /b/ useless, half of the /bant/ users are just former /b/ tards who got fed up with /b/ being one big trap thread

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gonna get out the vodka and arizona raspberry tea in a sec.

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>>732090258
aww.. but must I observe the Holy Naps? What about Dog Kicking Day, when is that? is it a monday, I.. oh my god...
...I hate mondays.

>>732090242
I'm doin' the thread right now, plus juggling music and a game of stramium immortally, hang on a sec.

>>732088969
Ayy I'm drinking bleach too!

>>732090400
Fuck you and your stupid anime you faggot

>>732090400
Holy shit!!! So many Dubs!
Double zeros! What does it mean?!!!

>>732090544
no u

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>>732090368
hmmmm... I remember when /b/ was young, me and mooty, we had so much fun~

>>732090400
yeah sure, gonna open another myself

Popov and medical Indica

Are you American, and if yes, who did you vote for in the last election

>>732088969
I'm drinking ground up glass shards mixed with tobacco ash.

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>>732090617
i see you're drinking a new flavor of steel reserve? i used to buy those all the time 4 years ago.

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Some Miller Lite. Not my choice but it's all that's around and I ain't turning down free booze.
Do you like vidya, Nickel?

>>732088969
Cuppa Coffee.
Gotta work tonite.
What's new with you, OP?

>>732088969
Vodka because I'm a functioning alcoholic

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>>732090658
now THERE'S a smooth high!
>>732090779
I am, but I don't vote.
>>732090808
VICIOUS.
>>732090879
they've got watermelon now too, but I got these because they were out of 40s. These sugary things gimme the hangovers

by the way, Discord guy, your number isn't working, do I just type it in or what?

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>>732090544
How many fucking dubs are in this thread?

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>>732090927
I does like the vidya, looking forward to playing Bloodborne again when I get a PS4 again.
>>732090968
Full work weeks, only day off is saturday. Got the laundry done tonite, watched the 8th episode of the new Samurai Jack.. wowie~
>>732091020
saludos, comrade!

>>732089545
Hey man try a 211 alloy, they really ain't half bad.

>>732091031
Yeah man, fucked up lol

>>732091239
Cheers mate!

>>732090808
808 boom

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You glorious fucker, alcoholic master race reporting in

>>732091239
I ain't got any of the newer consoles since I'm broke, and honestly, I fucking hate dlc, but I've got plenty of oldies to dig into. Just recently got Final Fantasy IX and I'm loving it, you ever play it?

>>732091388
Dubs motherfucking again!!!!!!!

>>732091522
well, well, well

>>732089382
Have you tried the watermelon m8

>>732091031
yo, you're tight. drinking hamm's. godbless. let's kick it sometime, yo

What's the appeal of steel reserve?
Never had it but they have them at a local gas station and I'm considering getting one.

>>732088969

hopefully you die very soon and painfully

stop making threads

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>>732091315
The fog is deep and delicious, no?
>>732091410
hey buddy, there's a choice I'd make! Easier to disguise when one must in public at a convention.
>>732091416
Oho man, I haven't played that since the Grand Productive Days, Steiner is the MAN! that one was a good return to formula after the big-kid stuff in 8 and 7.

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>>732089545
You're a damn fool if you'd pass up 8% content with flavors that don't curdle your tonsils.

Still, you're stuck with "BLK BERRY" grape soda, "PINEAPPLE" pina colada, etc.

>>732088969
Decided to swap out sprite with my vodka for orange juice to try and lose weight. This shit is TASTY!

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>>732091522
Oh my motherfucking god!!!! I am losing my mind right now!!!

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>>732091239
Can testify if needed. Bloodborne is my second favorite game on the PS4

>>732088969
>homade apple pie with an everclear chaser

>>732091699
This is unbelievable. I can't believe my eyes

>>732091777
Steiner and Vivi are my favorites so far, you got good taste.
You listen to music a lot?

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>>732088969
Barton. The sophisticated libation.

>>732091865
Why in the fuck would a man your age have a naruto poster on his wall

>>732091777
Trips too!!! Triple goddamn 7's!!!
Jackpot baby

>>732091897
Just tell me whats good about it.

>>732092012
It's for the game m8. Got it for free at my job

>>732091777
Very, it's like I'm on a cloud but I gotta take leak

>>732089952
Dallas huh. Do you ever walk down one of the main streets near the airport listening to your music and singing aloud in the evenings?

>>732091699
Doesn't taste like hell, though BLK BERRY will definitely turn your shit green.

No joke. Look forward to green poop.

>>732089952
What part of Dallas OP, north of Bush or south?

>>732092087
Your private sleeping place ought to be more sacred.

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>>732091653
whoo yeah, tastes like hubba bubba melted in a can of ripple.. but it gets the job done cheap.
>>732091665
God's blessing upon ya, bro. I wish I could kick it with folks that come on thru the thread, having a good time is my church
>>732091699
relatively tasty, strong and cheap.. kinda like a pirate ship full of firm, gruff women.
>>732091789
true, but the Natty Daddy's aren't bad, and Steel Reserve Triple Black is almost beer-like in its taste!
>>732091803
nothin' like a nice screwdriver!
>>732091879
you perennial motherfucker, that sounds amazing!
>>732091950
endlessly, from retrowave to harpsichord, rock and roll to girly trance techno, if it's catchy, I'll have it gladly~
>>732091958
Ooh hoo hoo, fancy pants, eh?

>>732090617
I disapprove of your choice of secondary drinking material.

You'd be better off lights-out-ing with FourLoko

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>>732092263
My private sleeping place is full of small children.

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>>732092205
The rapey part.

>>732092280
are you too autistic to post yourself faggot

>>732092557
there's a shitload of construction going on in Dallas. holy fuck

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>>732092559
No I'm not autistic enough.

>>732092557
Duncanville? Oak Cliff? Be more specific.

>>732092446
Egads! Summon the guards!

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>>732092014
I'm the god! I'M THE GOOOOD!!
>>732092152
right, go, bro!
>>732092172
no, that's a good way to get kicked in the back, but I do like listening to Dogs by Pink Floyd at nite in the city, seems to go together.
>>732092205
North, I'm actually in Mckinney.

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>>732092663
>the fact that you take the time to make these

>>732092663
Pussy

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>>732092663

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Let's get this thread on track

>>732092673
Listen to Talk Talk - Laughing Stock next time you go for a night walk.
Its amazing.

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>>732092409
I just grabbed up whatever was closest on the shelf, 9-5 shift today, I was tired and in a hurry

>>732092673
Ha I'm in Frisco...

Custer? Lake Forest? Eldorado? Stacy? Where

>>732092663
Well, you tried.

Good job, anon. You made your day.

Y o u r
d

a

y

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>>732092557
Hey I remember you. What games do you play on PC if you do play PC.

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Going to image limit.

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>>732092910
Like, right there at 75 and Eldorado, behind the Half Price Books and the Razoo's. I walk to work every day and it has been weird weather, no?

My latest jenk. The batch was too dank and didn't produce enough as it usually does so i have to finish it off and try again

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>>732092306
>ripple
The Most Holy Grail.

>>732092886
NNNNnnnnno-no-no-no

I can appreciate your lack of concern with tomorrow, but you're far better off bringing your liver some familiar content.

Training your liver is all about patience and repetition. No need to introduce curveballs

>>732093057
Isn't that literally huffing shit?

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God, I have to admit my love of newborns.

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Who is the superior Sal?

>>732093050
Yeah it has. I know exactly where you are. I eat at Chipotle or Panera a lot, then go hang out at the country club down the road. I'm tired of Frisco and McKinney tho, nothing to do.

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Gonna do me some baby raping.

>>732093097
>>732093040
U haev been visitated by teh angar, u must reply "Poddawanna metsu be for teh buls" or ur mom wil be x in x to x

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>>732092849
I'm a couple minutes in, very spooky and accessible.. if a bit sad, but I like it! kinda like jeff beck with a bit of tom waits
>>732093111
RUNNIN' AWAY, EH? but yeah, sometimes~
>>732093125
Oh, I have this stuff all the time, 8 percent every time. Trust me, I got the liver that can roll with it, so long as I take plenty of pisses.

>>732093365
so?
jelly?

>>732093254
Salvatore "The Stockbroker" Governale of course.

>>732093365
U gotta deal with that porbelm mah fren

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>>732093411
No one likes you, you drunk paedo.

What is your favorite favorite favorite drink (alcoholic or not) in the world?

>>732093426
U don' need taht stuff, mah fenr. Plz learn to be happey withoust them

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Just having a beer and thinkin bout my next rape.

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>>732093509
>>732093426

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Nickel the anal dildo

>>732093509
Ist oaky. U adon't need taht guy for sublemnt. I halep tj be for thes pis

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Must commit rape, must rape more newborns

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>>732093258
It was real pretty when I grew up here. Shit, my first job used to be right near Virginia and 75, the old Pizza Hut next to the comics place? 16 years old, workin' there after school.
But yeah, not much to do around here AND it's a dry city.
>>732093552
whiskey, hands down. Capable of being rough and harsh, yet also smooth and smoky~

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>>732093684
You're a paedophile too.

>>732093653
Yu'l be alrigt my fren, one dy byou'l fid the pls for accptsn

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>>732093806

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9% beers

>>732093738
You voted for Trump (you shared your support for him in a drunken post one night).

Do you approve of him now?

>>732093805
But ther's a frog in there...
I'm nae

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

>>732093930
Kys.

>>732093738
Oh really? You worked there?

But then you grow up and realize that life sucks because you have to make money to live. And that takes up almost all of your time. Yeah, I've been here since 96' when Frisco was just dirt roads and La Hacienda was the only restaurant around. Gas was like 75 cents. There were whorehouses around (the Tub Club on 121 and Coit and the Bunny Ranch on the other side) but even though there was nothing here, somehow I preferred it because everything was so simple and I was so young.

>>732093738
Can I get your opinion on this matter? >>732093254

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>>732093968

>>732093941
>>732093890
>>732093844

I'm truly sorry man's dominion,
Has broken nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion,
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow-mortal!

>>732094080

I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!

>>732094150

Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
It's silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's winds ensuin,
Baith snell an' keen!

>>732094008
Y tho

>>732094201

Thou saw the fields laid bare an' waste,
An' weary winter comin fast,
An' cozie here, beneath the blast,
Thou thought to dwell-
Till crash! the cruel coulter past
Out thro' thy cell.

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>>732094162
You are such a dumb copypasta.

>>732094287

Thy wee bit heap o' leaves an' stibble,
Has cost thee mony a weary nibble!
Now thou's turn'd out, for a' thy trouble,
But house or hald,
To thole the winter's sleety dribble,
An' cranreuch cauld!

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>>732093930
an imperial IPA! champion choice there, sir~
>>732093964
musta been a pretender, I woulda remembered forgetting something that silly. I mighta said if america needs a business lunatic to fix our business-lunatic problems, then he's the straitjacket for the cell, but I think the man's a fool and a Donny well out of his element.
>>732094055
yep, hired the day I walked in to talk to miss sharon, eventually started delivering when I got the car. And yeah, we used to drive up 121 to the grandparents place when I was a kid, there was like, NOTHING out there! but this is why the past exists, to make life precious.

>>732094343

But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain;
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

>>732094392

Still thou art blest, compar'd wi' me
The present only toucheth thee:
But, Och! I backward cast my e'e.
On prospects drear!

An' forward, tho' I canna see,

I guess an' fear!

>>732094535
>>732094572

Relentless as the tarantula

they're not going to let you
sit at a front table
at some cafe in Europe
in the mid-afternoon sun.
if you do, somebody's going to
drive by and
spray your guts with a
submachine gun.

>>732088969
stop posting here you ugly faggot

>>732094646
>>732094602
>>732094572
>>732094535


they're not going to let you
feel good
for very long
anywhere.
the forces aren't going to
let you sit around
fucking-off and
relaxing.
you've got to go
their way.

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A little remaining weed and a frisky Malbec....

Malbec is a type of red wine mostly from Argentina and even cheap ones ($12 bucks say) are always pretty good while for $20 bucks you'll get something really tasty.

I kinda got off beer and don't really like liquor but I've found that the 'wino' flavor of degenerate alcoholic suits me perfectly.

Wine, boys - you don't have to get into the bullshit jargon just find what you like and get drunk like a fucking gentleman.

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wow, what the fuck is even going on in here~?
hahahahahahaaaa, I'ma drink!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmoFfjTg8xU

>>732094749
>>732094696
>>732094646


the unhappy, the bitter and
the vengeful
need their
fix - which is
you or somebody
anybody
in agony, or
better yet
dead, dropped into some
hole.

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>>732094764
OP needs to drink a bleach cocktail.

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>>732094806
yeah, if you like having teeth the same color as The Grimace!

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>>732094841
Wise words from a child molester.

>>732094896


as long as there are
humans about
there is never going to be
any peace
for any individual
upon this earth or
anywhere else
they might
escape to.

all you can do
is maybe grab
ten lucky minutes
here
or maybe an hour
there.

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Headin for dat image limit.

>>732094953
>>732095003
>>732095050


something
is working toward you
right now, and
I mean you
and nobody but
you.

(Charles Bukowski)

>>732092012
>"man"

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God. I wish someone hadn't outed me as a sex offender

https://bukowski.net/poems/relentless_as_the_tarantula.php

Thank you for trolling, you've been a good dude.

I hope more dudes come to appreciate how hard oldschool trolls trolled

>>732095317

locks

I moved into a new place and decided to change the locks.
I phoned the nearest locksmith and he told me
I needn't change the locks, he could make new keys.

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57 more to go till age limit.

>>732095396

"all you have to do," he said, "is take
the locks out and bring them down here.
just remove the 3 little screws
and pull the locks out."

the side door wasn't difficult.
I pulled the lock out and put it carefully into
a cardboard box.

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lots of trolls in here, stinkin' the room up. Sorry guys, wish I could do something about that.

>>732095463

then
I went to the front door and it seemed simple
only the front door handle came off and
I thought,
I wonder if he needs the handle too?
I put everything into the cardboard box and got into
the car and drove down to the locksmith.

>>732095534

the side door wasn't difficult.
I pulled the lock out and put it carefully into
a cardboard box.
then
I went to the front door and it seemed simple
only the front door handle came off and
I thought,
I wonder if he needs the handle too?
I put everything into the cardboard box and got into
the car and drove down to the locksmith.

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>>732095525
"room" go to some.fuckin chat room.faggot and stop stinkin up /b/ you fat ugly fuck Donald.

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Realise this aint ur chat space Nickeltwat.

>>732095688

"are you the guy who phoned?" he asked me.
I told him that I was and then he asked,
"do you have the key?"
I gave him the key and he took it and the locks and the handle
and disappeared into his shop.

I stood out in the alley behind the place and waited.
the only view was the back of a Chevron gas station.
I looked at it for quite a while then
I walked over to my car and looked at it for a while
and then
I lit a cigarette and walked back.
the man had the keys ready.
"$10," he said.
I asked him if he might tell me a little bit about reinstalling
locks.
"sure," he said, "now this part fits here. it
doesn't matter which part you stick in here,
either end will do."

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Turn blue

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I appreciate those of you getting into it, that's the fun part!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ

You make me so sad. Your existence is pitiful

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>>732095860
Kill yourself.

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>>732095860

>>732095923
>>732095970
>>732095941


I asked him if either end would do then why did one end
have a nodule on it while the other end was flat?
"that's a good question," he said, "now this
part, these two prongs slip in here, you hold
it together against the front of the lock and
tighten the 3 screws. also, when you do this
make sure the lock is in the locked position."

I drove the locks back to my place and
I tried the side door first and everything seemed to
fit all right, it locked and unlocked, although
there was space around the lock and the door itself
and it wouldn't slide in flush.

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I'm such a useless cuck.

>>732096066
>>732095970
>>732095923


wow you sound like a late teenager full of angst. nothing wrong with that, except when you shitpost online making literally no one besides yourself laugh. if you're even making yourself laugh

>>732096125

then
I tried the front door
I put the handle back on
then
I slipped the parts together.
there was some trouble pushing the screws in against
the wood and getting them started but then it was done but
it wasn't right: the latch was locked against
the handle and it wouldn't lift up.

I phoned my girlfriend and told her that
I just couldn't install door locks.
"it's easy," she said, "I've changed dozens myself,
there's nothing to it."
I told her that it wasn't easy because even when they told
you some things they left other things out.
"just forget the locks," she said, "I'll fix them
when I get there."
the problem was that she wasn't coming until the next day.

>>732096204
Makes me laugh

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>>732096204
Shut up Donald, no one likes you.

>>732096254

I uncorked some wine and sat down at the typewriter and
turned on the radio and smoked cigars and typed.
I drank the wine and smoked and typed until somewhere
between one and two a.m. then
I walked over to the bed, fell on it and slept.
I awakened 30 minutes later, took off my clothes and slid
under the blankets.

about 4:30 a.m.
I awakened and thought about the front door and
I got up and went downstairs naked.
I got the screwdriver and went to work but the lock parts
became scrambled.
I tried to put the lock back in, checking for the slot
for the latch tongue and then
I found that
I had lost one of the 3 screws necessary to fasten the lock
back together again.
I turned on all the lights but it was dark down on the
floor so
I turned on the front porch light but I still couldn't find
the screw so
I walked naked to the garage and looked in the glove
compartment of
the car and got the flashlight out and came back up on the
porch, got down on my knees and flicked it on and it died
after about ten seconds.
I gathered all the lock parts together and put them in a little
pile, then
I closed the door and turned out all the lights.
there was now a large hole in the door where
the moonlight came through.
I found three chairs and stacked them up against the closed door
and then
I went upstairs and got back into bed.

>>732096345
>>732096278

makes you laugh because you're a samefag who can use a shitty paint tool to add text and edit pics.

>>732096472
I was a casual observer. Just chimed in so the memer knows his contributions are appreciated

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>>732096472

>>732096505
>>732096436

in the morning
I phoned the locksmith and told him that
I couldn't manage it and wasn't there somebody he could
send up? and I told him about the 3 screws. that
I had lost one of them.

"you were the guy in the white t-shirt,
weren't you?" he asked.
"yes," I said.
"we'll have a man up there in a
couple of hours."

I waited until 12 p.m. and then
I phoned again and
I told him that
I was the guy in the white t-shirt and that
I had phoned earlier and that
I had an important business appointment that afternoon
(it was one of the last days of the Oak Tree meet,
first post, 12:30 p.m.)
and that I could cancel my appointment but
I'd certainly prefer not to.

>>732095860
kill yourself, you piece of shit

>>732096628

"I have another man coming in at 12:15," he said.
"we'll have him up there in a couple of
minutes."

the man arrived at 1:05 and
I told him there were supposed to be 3 screws and that
I had lost one of them.

"nice place you got here," he told me.
he picked up the lock and began fitting it together
and he said,
"no, you haven't lost a screw, here it is stuck
in the back of the lock."

I stood there and watched him slip the lock into the
hole in the door.
then he pulled the lock out of the door.
"you know," he said, "this is a very complicated
lock, it's expensive and more difficult to fit
together."

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Less that 50 to go. Goodbye Nickel.

>>732088969
Have you ever seen the movie Pet Semetary?

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>>732088969
These guys make some of the best cider. But this one isnt too great.

>>732096699

then he jiggled the lock parts and slipped them
back into the door.
then he pulled the parts out again.

"I don't understand it," he said
looking at the doorknob.
"the doorknob's frozen so I'll have to fix
the doorknob first."

he sat down on the steps and twisted at the door
knob and
I walked to a table in the other room and sat where
I could see him.
there was a newspaper there
I had already read and
I began to read it again.

5 or ten minutes went by and
I said,
"look, let's just replace every thing...new knob,
new lock and I'll pay for everything."

"wait," he said, "give me a chance."

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>>732096778
>>732096779
Kill yourself.

>>732096829
>>732096774

I read the newspaper some more,
I read through the whole front section.
then the repairman stood up:
"I'll be back, I'm going to have to lubricate
this thing..."

he was gone for about twenty minutes and when he
came back the doorknob was no longer frozen and he
fit the lock parts back in and bolted them home.
then he stuck the key in and it worked.

"it works but there's still something wrong here that
I don't understand."

"it's strange," I said, "I had very little trouble
putting the lock in the side door."

"you mean," he asked, "that there are two locks?"

"yes, didn't someone tell you?"

"no. then that's the trouble: let me see the other
lock."

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Keep up the good work

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too much alcoholism, not enough suicide

What is the story with this guy?

Does he really come on here and post and take pictures of himself drinking?

Because if that's the case just stop.

When they talk about cancer, it's you they're speaking of

>>732096896

I showed him the other lock.
"it's falling out," I said, "but it works."

he told me, "you mixed the parts of the two locks.
they are different locks."

then he took out both locks
rearranged the parts the way they should be
put the locks back in and both of them
worked just fine.

"that'll be fifteen dollars," he said.

I thought that was very reasonable and handed him a
twenty.

"damn it," he said, "I don't have any change.
don't you have any change?"

"no, all I have are twenties."

"you'll need a receipt?"

"yes, so I can take it off my income tax."

he offered to drive me down to the corner market and
I'd get change
and we got into his truck and drove down to the
market and
I went in and got two bottles of wine and change for one of
my twenties.
I came out and handed him his $15 and told him to forget the
receipt.
I usually lost them anyhow long before tax time.

"I'll give you a ride back,"
he said.

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this thread's dead

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>>732096980
You know it.

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>>732097012

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>>732097041

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>>732097047

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>>732097078
faggot

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>>732097081

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>>732097088

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>>732097012
We shall murder every Nickel thread until he kills himself.

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>>732097108

>>732097061
>>732097047
>>732097041
>>732097012

so we drove back up the hill and
I missed the running board getting out
but managed not to fall as he
drove off.

I walked up the drive with my two bottles of wine
stuck the key into the door and it opened.
I sat down, corkscrewed the bottle open and poured
a drink, then
I telephoned my girlfriend.

"it's too late for the races but I got the locks
fixed."

"I could have done it,"
she said. "it's so simple.
I could have saved you money!"

"I know," I said, "but you weren't here."

40 minutes later
I was at the racetrack as they were coming out
for the 5th race.

(the end)

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>>732097136
good times!

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>>732097168

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>>732097194

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>>732097204

>>>/a/

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>>732097216

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>>732097244

>>732097244
shit dubs

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>>732097259

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>>732097294

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>>732097341

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>>732097194
You always have a knack for finding the most molestery photo he posted in one of his shitty threads.

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>>732097374

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>>732097396
thanks, man

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>>732097399
wow, dubs

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>>732097419

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>>732097462

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>>732097502

>>732077969
Oh Look it's one of those fedora wearing neckbeards. I wonder if they really think they're real gentlemen

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>>732097492
the secret is that he looks like a molester in every photo

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>>732097525

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>>732097399
Check em!

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>>732097552

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>>732097585

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>>732097625

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>>732097552
Truths

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>>732097648

I feel like I've seen you at defcon several years ago in Vegas

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>>732097658

MY BOY NICKEL!!! WHATS UP MA DUDE!!!!

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>>732097669
raping a kid in the bathroom?

>>732097687
suck nigger dicks, retard

>>732097687
Fuck off Paul Richards you paedophile

>>732097702
Shall we go for post limits?

Good work, everyone!

>>732097569
u r like autistic steven seagal

Nickel

>>732097902
If we stop bumping it will die
No one wants to reply to this kind of abortion

Sucks

>>732097986
Good work my friend. Keep /b/ Nickel free.

Redds wicked strawberry kiwi ale

>>732098131
Kill yourself

>>732098217
you first angsty cuck boy

>>732098091
likewise

>>732098338
You homosexual Nickel loving Nigger cocksuckling cuck.

>>732098466
you must want him so bad to be that upset you gay beta faggot

go get laid

>>732098636
Um, no. I just love to tear his threads down. He is the most cancerous poster I have ever encountered. A complete piece of shit. Every time he starts a thread it will be shat on from a great height.

>>732088969
Hello my brother, how are you ! Nice seeing you here. G'luck !! Gonna go finish some work.

>>732099079
Cuck.