I'm really struggling here, /b/. I can't stop shaking

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LMAO
PLS BE REAL
FUCKING KEKBLAST

Can anyone relate? I really just want a girlfriend, that's like the only thing I've ever wanted for a long time, but I feel like I have to do this too.

Hypothetically, or if real, just tell him no. Easy as that.

/thread

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>Not gay
>Can't stop doing gay things
I have news for you

dude just find a nasty nerd chick or something like the rest of the spergs and have a star wars themed wedding. Check your local community college there is a ton of them there.

You're a faggot dude.

>>732088915
if this is true, you can easily call off the meeting and tell him you no longer consent. then if you're still paranoid, just grab a knife and sit in the corner and wait a while.

You can fuck meeeeee, I'm a guy though [23] and you can think of me as a chick.

>>732088915

You can't get a girlfriend and your solution is to get butt rammed?

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>>732089159

You gonna get aids

Do you even try to get with girls? I feel like most people just complain about it instead of doing anything. Sure it's Fucking hard but go out and talk to people. Learn basic social skills.

Download tinder and fuck the first whale that likes you, or, go find a streetwalker or go to a fucking brothel you moron.

If you didnt figure that out yourself, you gay my friend.

>>732088915
>>732089116
Calm the fuck down and buy the services of a prostitute for 1 night.
Take things at your own pace.

Don't get a dick rammed up your ass just because you are desperate. If you were gay I'd say go for it, but you clearly aren't so don't or you will be in worse shape.

>>732088915
if you really don't feel comfortable then just tell the dude that you don't want to do it anymore. don't rush these kinda things yknow? take it at your own pace x

>>732088915

I guess I'm just not understanding the thought process here. I've been a young man before and had some dry spells, but never considered having someone put their penis in my butt because I'm striking out.

>>732089539
No he can fuck meeeeeeeeeee I like the dick.

Look man you gotta be more honest and up front with yourself. You bought a dildo and used it, and you've arranged to have gay sex. If you want to give it a go man give it a go. But if you really don't want it, be aware that some people will think and feel in a certain way which makes them think they MUST follow through with things even if they don't want them, or will be overly accepting of negative images of themself. If you are having too many regrets, if you're not in the right place mentally, if you're not sure it feels right, or if you don't think this is who you are or want to be, then call it off. You can always reschedule later man but you can't put the milk back in the cow. You've got a short amount of time to decide if you're actually gay or not and then whether or not you want to do this. Definitely let them know with as much advance warning as possible, if you tell them minutes before they're supposed to get there then expect some bullshit cause that's just rude to waste someones time and put them on the spot. Lastly, if you do go through with it, make sure you use a condom and don't do anything that would risk your safety. STDs are permanent, so only practice safe sex. Lastly, if you meet the guy and he's really dodgy or there's something off about him, casually call it off or say you're uncomfortable. I'm not trying to scare you and remove your positive vibe if that's what you want, but you sound inexperienced and it's important that you don't let yourself get robbed or let some scumbag "poz" you unknowingly, because there are some fucks out there who will try that and you need to rely on your gut to let you know if it's safe or not. Again anon, be honest with yourself and go from there.

>>732088915

don't do it, OP. you can still avoid this fate

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>>732088915
Yeah you probably shouldn't be crying and shit right before your first piece of ass anon. What is wrong with you? How ugly are you? Let's see a picture

Even if you're foul you should be able to find some woman that will fuck you. Probably going to have to lower the bar a bit.

I was incel until 19 and then an absolute dog of a woman agreed to fuck me. She was staggering drunk and when I fingered her bits of clotted period blood came out her bagina.

After this... experience I finally hooked up with a fat (but hot, horny and enthusiastic) young lady and we spent a weekend in a hotel together.

It will happen, you must be patient.

FIRST AND FOREMOST: Temporarily identify as a woman, therefore, it's not gay.

Secondly, I can relate, I was always curious before I ever had sex and did a CL meetup, it was okay, didn't do anal, but jacked and sucked. Worst case scenario, you like it and may live a happy life. Best case scenario: You're bi now.

>>732088915
dumbass faggot if you can find a guy on grindr you can find a girl on tinder

seriously how retarded do you have to be to think that this is the way to lose your virginity?

You'll remember losing your virginity forever OP lose it to someone you'll at least want to remember.

>>732088915

If you go through with this, please have him wear a condom. If he shoots his load inside you, you can get butt pregnant. You will have a butt baby. This is where black people come from. I am a doctor.

Have you considered killing yourself? Real talk. Your parents have lost total respect for you, the rest of your family already assume your gay. If you choose the dick in your ass ,you know you will love it. You know killing yourself is the right to do . you will never be happy in life , you fucked it away for too long. Just do it faggot .

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>>732090064
Me

>>732090427
This sounds legit ,but I need to see some papers if your a real doctor

>>732090625
He is right. I am a lawyer.

>>732090427
That would explain so much actually.

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>>732088915
So, you are considering your sectet urges to have intercourse with a man because you urge me to believe sex with a woman is somehow impossible. You have spent money on a dildo and used it to gratify these secret urges which are a subconscious product of your libido/sexuality/desire and now urge me to believe you didn't like it while arranging a liaison with another male of the human species in which you are urging me to believe you cannot cancel. I am not a fool who believes this even slightly as something factually posted here.


Wow...a rare case in which OP is actually a confused and closeted faggot.
Kudos.
No homo...

Listen to me OP, I have an idea. Do you like dick in your ass? Do you like dick in other mens asses? Did you answer no to any of these? If so, stay home and don't call the fucker. No need to waste fucking energy, stay with us OP. Im 20 and still a virgin, rock on fuckers

>>732088915
Do they make a decent wall dildo that could pass for the real thing if I fellate it?

I want to pretend to suck a man's penis while masturbating because sucking real penis involves too much work, besides, I'm only interested in the penis.

I need a good, realistic ersatz penis for oral. Preferably something not too hard (flesh-like) but firm enough to resemble an erection. And wall-mounted, preferably.

For fucks sake, if you want dick that's fine but at least do it for the right reasons. Not because you're straight but can't get a girlfriend, there are much easier solutions to that.

>>732088915
>I'm thinking about trying a casual hook up with a man because it's literally the only way I'm going to have sex

There are women out there just as desperate as you. And plenty who will for money. You are thinking about sex with men cause your a faggot.

Stop being a faggot.

Work out more, talk to women even if it goes poorly, get comfortable and put yourself out there.

No one is so ugly and autistic that they can't find ANY girl

Also, You're fucking 22. What are you worried about?...

So long as you're making progress before your 30s you're fine, don't rush into something idiotic

This is how this is going to go:

(1) You're going to meet the person.
(2) You're going to let him plow your butt because you're conflict-avoidant.
(3) You're going to regret it and try to repress this memory.
(4) It's going to eat away at you and you're going to become addicted to heroin.
(5) You're going to OD.

RIP OP.

OP is gay
Thread is gay
/thread

>>732089799
You got dubs and OP still ignores you
What has this world come to?

>>732089383

TOPKEK

OP just FYI - you suck one dick, and we'll call you cocksucker forever.

>>732092148
/b is gay

>>732088915
getting close to the hr mark op, whacha gon do?

>>732089371
Kek. I thought the same thing until I realized I could just have my boyfriend fuck me. OP needs to bail though, cuz this will all end in tears for him.

>>732088915
Dont be a fag, just pay a whore or get a fat gf..

>>732088915
did no one notice he's talking about being the bitch and get sodomized. not that he'd be fucking, but that he'd be getting fucked. bait

post face. will tell you if you can get laid

Go on Craigslist look for gangbang, orgy or parties look for ones accepting single men, tell no one. It's how I blew my first load into a woman. Do I care if she was 5'11, 300lb+, and looked 48? No I pounded that fat prejizzed sloppy pussy. Best 30seconds of my life. Atleast I did not fuck a guy.

>>732089159
Lmao

>>732088915
Holy shit!
Just hire yourself a nice escort girl.
Tell her you're a virgin.
Let the professional handle it.

>>732090459
>illiterate as fuck
>hurr durr kill yourself faggot

Nigger I'd rather have a faggot live than a retard like you. Maybe you should be the one considering necking yourself.

>>732088915
OP, if you are that starved for human contact, you are gonna mess yourself up far worse by doing this.
Don't.

>>732088915
literally buy a hooker you autist

At this moment, OP is being ass plowed.

>>732088915
Just pretend that he got the wrong address when he knocks on the door ya dingus.

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>>732096006

this is the funniest thread I've ever been on in my entire life and I'm a literal oldfag

maybe you don't like butt stuff because you started with a dildo and not a finger like normal people

>>732088915
why not just get a woman hooker bro, jesus lord

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>>732097178

> like normal people
> discussing what to take up butt
> pick one

>>732096899
Chekked and Kekked

Welcome oldfag!

>>732088915
Stop being a little bitch!

I'm a big fat fuck- 6'5" 475
I get laid all the time
Just be neat, clean and confident

>>732094443
I'm proud of you man. I really am

>>732098334

475

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>732088915

Post his grindr profile

>>732088915
Just get a hooker

Bump for OP's ass report.

>>732099380

OP did it hurt

Don't sell yourself short. Be yourself where ever you go and trust me you'll find someone... I've seen it happen and ffs I wish it was me. But it wasn't I fucked around a bit and it took a lot of losing for me to be okay. So don't give it up for the sake of doing it. It's not a big deal. You do you OP it'll be good

It's too late now OP already had his pooper plowed

> gayfag forever