Fuck you Shatner. I'm tired of celebrities being on my board.

Nigger

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>>732082516
Haxxxxxx

I'm a celebrity.

Ask me anything. Except for who I am or what I have been in. Unless by what you mean who.

>>732083283
Post dick

>>732083283
pls show us your little peen

>>732083283
How much do you make and what kind of celebrity are you? Like actor, comedian, or a fake ass tv drama thing like kardashians

>>732083392
>>732083505
Those aren't questions

>>732083283
Are you a nigger?

>>732083283
Who are you and what have you been in?

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Now I know what killed 4chin...
Get off muh /b/ normalfags
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732082516
Why would this nigger browse /b/? Don't celebrities have anything better to do?

>>732083283
what are you usually typecasted as

>>732083283
What brings you to /b/?

Are you a list?

>>732083762
When was the last time you saw Shatner in anything

>>732083762
Probably not... Just think you or I have probably called Shatner and faggot

>>732083762
Other than make money and avoid paying more taxes? Probably not. If I were famous, I'd still come back here because we're here forever

>>732083762
I guess even celebrities need a place to talk openly about niggers

>>732083283
Who are you

>>732083762
>don't rich people with nothing better to do have anything better to do?

>>732083843
I am a philate-list

>>732083877

Checked.

Maybe you just saw him in this thread?
Also, he tours around doing spoken word songs or something. ..personal appearance is where the real money is, junior...that and merchandide.

>>732083283
Fuck you, you rich ass. Give me a small loan of a million dollars so I can get into acting.

Always wanted to be in a production of anything ever since high school.

>>732084133
Shatner,is that you ? Will you kick that gay asian in his lady parts for me ?

>>732084196
You know most actors are poor. It doesn't take money to get into acting. It takes looking like what the cast director wants to see.

>>732084322
Well good thing I look like an average 22 year old male. I can look like an extra.

>>732084396
That's where most start. Got a friend doing that in Hollywood. You don't have to look like anything to be an extra. But auditioning is very disheartening. You get rejected a lot. But again, almost always because of what you look like. Not much you can change their, besides opening up your chances by going to as many auditions as possible.

It's much harder to get in with Broadway, and that's where the real money is, unless you're actually famous and land big roles time after time.

>>732084685
One of my friends was an extra in Deepwater Horizon. The part didn't get into the movie, but he met the main actors.

>>732083283
If you're h3 pewdiepie or Justin Roiland you don't count as actual famous

>>732084292

If you mean sulu, then no.

>>732085198
He didn't deny being Shatner, it's him.

Btw this is OP, fuck you.

I know a few celebs on here. Taylor Swift, Amanda Bynes, a lot of comedians too.

>>732085198
Hey Shatner, how much to book you for a commercial? I run a digital marketing company.

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>>732083283
who have you been in?

Another one
https://youtu.be/iuJ_H2RGGI4

>>732085458
Can you imagine talking with them like the degenerates they know they are?

I want to have a convo with any of them to find out how honestly fucked up they are.

>>732085588
X2 dubs. Checked.

They are average fuck heads like us.

Honestly what the fuck does it matter? Not like any of us fags will ever be friends with the celebrities. They are here having a laugh like the rest of us. Quit dick riding.

>>732085654
celeb spotted

>>732085514

If that were true, then you would know that all such questions would go to CTI.

>>732085903
Why don't you eat my dick. I've talked to many celebs from conventions, but I want to talk with them more personally instead of a fan.

>>732085654
Who knew Shatner was such a dubs checking fiend?

>>732085198
Star Wars is better.

I honestly thought Shatner died like 3 years ago

>>732086251
You probably have on here and never realized it you fucking cock holster. Ultimately it doesn't matter. Hell you've probably called a celeb a nigger.

Shitner can eat a dick

>>732086431
Kek

>>732086088
Hey if you're Shatner can you tell us something about Leonard Nimoy that no one can prove really is true?
He was one of my favorite actors, would be nice to feel like I knew him more personally.

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>>732086431
He did.

>>732086386

I agree.

Star Wars was better than this thread, and your mother, and your girlfriend, if you had one, which you don't.

>>732085133
>Justin Roiland

Shit! How did you know it was me

>>732086518

Leonard Nimoy had a tighter anus than Gene Roddenbery.

>>732086452
That's the tits.
I want to call Katy Perry a nigger

>>732086088
Is it bad that I really don't care about you or anything you've been in?
Like. At all.
Just not a fanboy. For anyone. Shits sort of lame. Freaking out over someone else. Be your own biggest fan.

>>732086536
My future waifu, Shatner-kun? ^_^

>>732085517
Your mom.

Other than that?
Katy Perry
Selena Gomez
Demi Moore
Heather Graham
David Bowie
Victoria Beckham
David Beckham
Sigourney Weaver

Just to name a few

>>732086936
>totally legit list

>>732086936
>>732087019
Any list that starts with 'your mom' is legit.

>>732086936

When you were in Bowie, did you have moves like Jagger?

>>732086599
We know your fat ass is on here wasting time. We're not retarded like the people asking you questions at conventions about what mountain dew flavor you like. Now quit taking forever to make a fucking Adult Swim cartoon. The Simpsons have been on the air for nearly 30 fucking years and never missed a season.
Quit being a lazy jewey sack of shit, hire a bigger staff, and get your horse-shit together.

>>732087147
This was before he fucked jagger, so no he did not have his moves yet.

>>732086936
>Still making mom jokes even though they soured out 10 years ago

Yep. This is Shitner alright.

I'm Erik Sullivan. Or Dewey from Malcolm In The Middle since that's the only fucking thing I'm known for.

Anyway. Ama, faggots.

If you really are Shatner, then in what way are you the most important person when it comes to the town of Riverside, Iowa?

>>732087735
Get a fucking haircut faggot

Hi I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness”.

Ask me anything

>>732087858
I do this so that people don't recognise me from the show. It gets annoying believe it or not. If I keep my hair short, I get bombarded with stupid-ass "HUR HUR DID U KNO UR DAD MAKES METH" jokes. Like, shut the fuck up.

>>732083762
To post pizza

>>732088019
What's it like knowing the show in which your universe exists has sucked for 10 years now?

>>732088019
How's the wife?

>>732088157

Do you still get any residuals or whatever from the show?

How much did you make total?

What do you think of that kid on the middle who basically does your character?

Can you beat up any or all of your tv brothers now?

What kind of car do you drive?

>>732083283
Shatner, you glorious, woke af, rocket man. Thanks for stepping up to those feminazi cunts.

>>732087735
post proof faggot

>>732083283
What can you tell us about the sexual abuse child stars go through?

Ever seen Bryan Singer molest a kid?

Did Dan Schneider molest McCurdy and Cosgrove?

>>732086936
That you, Bieber?

>>732088453
Everytime reruns come on I get a bit, yeah.

I don't know. A little over a million I guess. Enough to pay for my college tuition, thank God.

He's doing a pretty alright job. He's autistic though, the Dewey character was more of a savant. Like natural music abilities and manipulation.

I mean Frankie maybe. Ever since he left the show and started doing Nascar he's become a but of an ass.
But they were like real brothers to me. I grew up on that show. Gotta realise that. They were like family.

I don't splurge a lot because I don't wanna burn my money, but I do drive a mustang. I had to treat myself a little at least.

REEEEEEEE indeed man, REEEEEEEE indeed

>>732088658
On /b/?
I'm not a fucking idiot. Really don't wanna end up on TMZ in-between their shit about the Kardashians.

/tv/ is a shit board

>>732088665
McCurdy was in her 20's when that show premiered. Most actors on Nick just look young. Fun facts.

>>732089033
Answer this question dude.

>>732088665

>>732088665
>Did Dan Schneider molest McCurdy
And you wouldn't???

>>732089033

How many times have you done something of a sexual nature with a fan?

>>732089339
I wasn't molest and none of the other actors on the show were.
I didn't work for Nick so I don't know about what goes on over there. But I met Miranda a few times. She's chill. Just a normal girl that sees this as more of a job. Not really for the fame.
Main reason why I stopped acting. I hated the fame. It's annoying. Believe me. You don't want it.

>>732089345
"I did not had sexual relations with that woman".

>>732082516
Is this real?

>>732086936
DAVID BOWIE LOL

>>732089339
Long story short, I'm sure it happens, but not as often as people think. This is a profession. Not a casting couch fuck feast. Most directors and writer's have families and are decent people.

>>732089657
What's the weirdest thing you've ever had happen to you related to crazy fans?

>>732089732
I'd like to go back in time and molest her, before she started fucking niggers.....so around 12-13

>>732089739
Idfk ask Shatner. He's in here right now

>>732089991
That old nigger isn't up right now

>>732089875
A loooot of dick grabbing. I guess they feel that if they rub it like a genie lamp, they'll become insta-famous or something.

Had to have a steady girlfriend because of this. Also, a lot of the time girls can't get over the fact that I was Dewey which eventually gets on my nerves. I just wanna move past it.

I one time had a grown woman steal my coffee cup so she could lick where my mouth was. That was interesting.

>>732090044
Yes I am.

>>732090120
*Hard

>>732082516
Shatner here. Come and make me, you lil cunt.

>>732090166
Fuck off faggot

>>732090044
Check his twitter, he's up. And he just posted another Andy Sixx shit log thread on the main page.

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>>732090120
fuck I hope this is real

>>732090187
Shatner, when are you gonna upload a video of yourself double-fist punching a feminazi?

>>732090247
>Twitter

>>732083283
Pewdiepie stop making ad revenue off our YLYL

>>732087735
Have you even been in anything else
What did Malcolm's splooge taste like

>>732090120
And they say women aren't creeps.

>>732090346
OH! HA! Yeah! There was one a grown man that was balding and had a cum stained picture of me and tried to get me to sign it. I'm talking young picture. First season of the show young. He was wearing one of those wolf shirts you see fat neckbeards buy from flea markets.

I had security promptly get his creepy ass away from me.

And yeah dude.

>>732090369
>Faggot

>>732090120
Who's the most messed up person you knew in show biz?

>>732090549
Kys kuk

>>732090537
Was there anyone on the show you disliked?

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>>732090429
>The Cider House Rules
>Joe Dirt as a kid
>Sheldon (the seahorse) from Finding Nemo

Tons of odd shit here and there. But nothing recent. I don't want to act anymore.

And a lot like how your dad's cum probably tastes, faggot.

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>>732090486
They're relentless. I have to be on my toes cause if not, I'll get fucked out of my remaining money.

>>732090947
Delet

>>732084685
I always thought, that if i had won the lottery, I would try to be a extra in movies. It would be cool to see what was behind the scenes.

>>732090909
Tell my dad I said hey then fag
>never met the nigger

>>732090187
fuck off shatner

shatner?

more like POOPNER!!!!!

>>732090909
Did anybody nail Tisdale while she was on the show

>>732090792
>>732090588

Not really. Everyone was pretty professional and good about keeping their wits. It was like a big family to me. Like I stated before. Bryan was the most professional, that's why he went on to be such a success. But mostly all of us moved on to other paths.
Frankie I guess was freaking out a bit toward the end, there. Being up his own ass. Paranoid. All that. He just wanted out. That's why he no longer acts.

>>732091450
Her and Frankie were the same age when she was on for that episode. So they talked a lot. But I don't think anything happened, nah. Lmao

>>732092032
Haha it was worth askin
Is Masterson as laid back as he seems

>>732089347
Sorry. Missed this one.
I mean. I get ass. But like I said. I get seen as my character more than me as a person. It sucks.

But um. Idk. 20? 30?
Usually when I drink. Kek

>>732092267
VERY much. He was quite a bit older, so he viewed me as a little brother. But he's chill as fuck. I love hanging out with him when we both have a chance to catch up.

>>732092623
Has anyone tried to sue you, claim they were raped?

>>732092745
Awesome, hate he didn't do much after the show
Far as Cranston goes never could get into breaking bad cuz I couldn't take him being a math dealer seriously

>>732092745
Isn't Reese gay in rl

>>732083283
Nigga are you ashamed to be here ? I tought your kind were attention whores

>>732093200
I forgot about Reese

>>732093231
We should all be ashamed to /b/ here

>>732092878
No. No one has ever tried to sue Dewey for rape.
That just sounds like a fucking joke. Lmao

>>732092745
What kind of threads do you usually frequent

>>732093129
Yeah. It's the whole Harry Potter conundrum. No one can see you as anything else once you're successful with one character for a long time. We mostly all we're burnt out anyway. But he WAS on this show called Men At Work for a season. His acting was brilliant on that. Wish it hadn't gotten canceled.

>>732093200
Gayer than a 1950's musical. Lol But he's like, Niel Patrick Harris gay. He's not all in your face about it. Ya know?

>>732093771
I'll have to check that out
The reason I couldn't take bb seriously was cuz of how well he played and sold Hal

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>>732082516
MODSS BAN HIM THIS OUR NORMIE FREE BOARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732093742
I was waiting for this question. Lol
I like odd threads that are original mostly.
But reoccurring ones? Green-text story threads, Dubs decides threads are fun, and cringe threads are funny. But cringe and ylyl always get bombed with shitposting.

And to clear the air, no. I don't like trap, dick rate, or loli threads, you sick fucks.

>>732094108
How can you go on 4chan and have a problem with the shitposting? That's what makes 4chan great

>>732093933
He found a way to break away from the character. It amazed me at how well he did.
It's mainly due to how opposite the characters are, really. He's more goofy in Malcolm. But serious in Breaking Bad. Like I said. Talented man. Wasn't gonna let that hold him back.

>>732094268
It's funny, but the same shitposting gets old.
Not to say I don't shit post dumb threads. But when they're my threads I get shitty.

Why don't you just take a timestamped pic of your hot hair so we know it's you. It won't be enough evidence to say for sure it's you but it would be enough to assume you're telling the truth

>>732094108
I like roll request threads
Green text threads
The occasional femanon whoring for /b/ threads
Rekt threads on drunk nights and
Cringe threads since there's less shit posting than there is in ylyl

>>732094378
Yep a thread with 85% bananas and the rest stale memes from the last 3 threads is beyond shit posting and bordering autism

>>732094475
We're two in the same, Anon. Actors aren't much different than normal people. Even we can be /b/tards now and again.

I also peak in rekt threads when I'm drunk. Lol It's a guilty pleasure.

The camwhores not so much. Attention seeking is a pet peeve of mine.

>>732094410
Real or not enjoy the convo fag and stop reeeeeeee give us incriminating proof

>>732094644
That's what I mean. What happened to Spiderman shitposting? At least there was a funny variety to that. Lol

>>732094644
I think you're confused where you are my dude. Everyone on this site is autistic. Hell I bet Dewey is too

>>732094742
I save the pics from cam whore threads for later trolling

>>732094815
What's the fun in talking to some fag pretending to be Dewey? Who the fuck cares about that

>>732094644
No I'm special.

>>732094816
Yes, spiderman was glorious but those anons left shortly after the fappening
I need to find all my spiderman memes and put em in a folder

>>732083283
do you ever go to aroma cafe?

>>732094847
There's /b/ autism then there's legit autism
We don't get checks for that shit, we can half ass function

>>732084105
Stamps? Stamps are for faggots.

>>732094963
Then leave the thread nigger

>>732095104

Spiderman is in a thread right now.

>>732094410
The fact that you called my hair "hot" concerns me. Also, I told you I don't wanna end up on tabloids. Once I post a timestamp, this thread will be flooded. Better to stay anonymous. Be lucky I'm actually revealing myself in this thread.

>>732094963
The fact you keep calling me Dewey is the reason why I don't care to fucking talk to you further.

>>732094963
Thanks dude.

>>732095208
I honestly love the banana shit posts. I find them refreshing and totally unique to this site. If i wanted just regular humor, I'd go to any other shitty site out there. And I'm a very successful person irl. Maybe slight autism but never confirmed

>>732094847
Slightly. I'm slightly autistic. I have to be to spend my time on this website.

>>732095104
Post some of your spideys?

>>732094923
Smart.

>>732095391
Lol this literally confirms it's not you. "Be lucky I'm actually revealing myself in this thread." As if anyone actually cares about you or the position you used to hold if it actually was you. Nobody on 4cha gives a shit who anyone else is, and if they do, they're just as pathetic as you

>>732095288
Autism knows no bounds.
People cant take anyone's word anymore.

>>732083283
You're Dross

>>732095736
Fair point. Just figured I'd answer a couple questions and let my /b/rothers know I'm amongst them. I'm a fucking 24 year old guy. I do 24 year old guy shit just like all of you. I wish people wouldn't get so star struck. I guess that's what I was trying to accomplish with this thread. I don't know.

>>732095736
This must be your first day
>lurk moar

how big is batista's dick?

>>732095445
The banana was funny in the beginning but like anything good /b/ overused and killed it

>>732095971
Well for me it was cool to hear from you been a fan, always wondered if anyone in hollyweird was down to earth nice a few of them are on /b/ chilling

>>732095621
I will, I got a ton of shit to got through though

>>732095764
Again I say leave the thread nigger

>>732096122
Think about this, it wouldn't get posted if noone out there found it funny. Someone obviously still does and I hope they post it for however long it makes them happy

>>732095971
This wasn't me (Erik). I chose not to feed the newfag.

I'm also 25. But hey, at least you were convincing. I'm just posting for shits and giggles though.

>>732096368
They find the reactions funny but even those have gotten stale

>>732096322
Not the same person fag. Why don't you try sucking more shit out of Dewey's ass. If it's the real guy, I'm sure he can handle my little typing abuse over the internet

>>732096221
Haha That wasn't me
>>732096388

But thanks, man. A lot of people are down to earth. But some actors are, yeah, dickish because it gets to their head. I'm glad I could have talked to you. I'm sure I'll bump into you in a thread in the future. You just won't know it's me giving you the (you)'s. Lol

>>732096239
Do iiiiiit.

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>>732096574
Please don't suck shit out of my ass. Leave that to the Sixx fags.

Hey guys, Frankie Munez here. How are you Erik long time since i sucked that little pecker of yours

>>732091795
But he acted in sharknado 3

>>732097033
Really? I haven't been in contact with him in a couple years. Wonder why he decided to go to that? Fucking Sharknado? Lmao That man's a mess.

>>732096574
Go to bed Andy

>>732096992
Why does everyone always assume Frankie touched me?

>>732097222
Kek I wonder if Andy is the one that started all that.

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>>732096638
That's gonna take a while, I'll post the couple I've found though

>>732097262
Erik it's ok, just tell everyone the truth :)

>>732097345
I'm sure he did, I had to google him

>>732097529
Kek. Saved.

>>732097531
And shut up. Lol

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>>732097660
I fucking did too. Found out he fucked a 14 year old and then he needed no more explaining.

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>>732097740

>>732097719
Dewey I want to suck a gooey log of shit out of your ass

>>732097740
God, I'm so happy this thread has turned into a spidey thread.

>>732097833
Frank here btw

>>732097833
Let's make this the new meme. Suck a gooey log out of my ass. Fuck it. Kek

>>732097778
Kek I didn't dig that far, just seen he fronted some shit screamo band and aborted mission

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>>732097937
Erik is this the most public attention you've gotten in one place in a long time?

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>>732097849
Not for long I got some digging to do

>>732097937
Erik why aren't you comfortable talking about our love life. I'm kind of offended

>>732097974
I didn't bother to either. But I guess it was big shit and popped up fast. Fuck screamo.

>>732098090
I went to USC. So no. Lmao But funny joke.

>>732098128
Post slimy asshole with timestamp

>>732098128
You know we were supposed to keep this secret. That's how I know this isn't the real Frankie.

>>732098362
Finally you're embracing the stupid fantasy world you're trying to create in this thread

Alright boys. Anything else before I leave for the night? I'm getting kinda tired.

-Erik

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>>732098285
Have you posted proof at all yet? It's not unthinkable that you're just some lowlife obsessive faggot who whacks it to season 1 Dewey clips on the daily totally unlike myself.

What did you major in tho?

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>>732097199
Nice meeting you /b/ro since this thread has went to shit

>>732098487
OK last thing, can I get a dick size approximation?

>>732098515
Scroll up. Not happening.

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>>732087735

Hey guys, Berfield here. I can't believe it's been more than 10 years since the last 3 way between Erik and Frankie. I really miss you, we should get together soon

>>732098515
Found the fag that wanted you to autograph the cum stained picture at that con

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>>732098576
Damn, I was waiting for you to slip up goy- uh, Erik. I'll catch your little twink boypussy exposed one of these days

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>>732082516
Where else can he lurk trap threads?

>>732098655
Jesus dude, it's not Dewey, stop being a nigger

>>732098800
I will when you stop being a faggot

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Still waiting on Cock Measurements Sullivan.

I need them for my kollection

What up /b/ros Masterson here. Erik I could really use a nice creamy log of shit in my mouth right now

>>732098537
Nice meeting you too, /b/ro. I'll be around. Haha Goodnight.

>>732098565
Bigger than yours. Guaranteed.

>>732098655
Kek. Wouldn't put it past him to browse /b/.

>>732098709
;)
Alright. Goodnight, guys. Godspeed. I'll see you guys in another thread soon. Just know I'm around.
And remember: Life is unfair.

>>732082516
>this isn't a shop

Topkek why would a celebrity every admit to browsing this site. https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/861397813439025152

>>732099016
Kek. Nice impersonation of me, I'll stick around for a few more questions guys, just ignore the troll

>>732099172
Nice try fag I've yet to see him use kek

>>732099731
The person who posted the post I replied to used kek you autist

>unironically pretending to be fucking Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle for attention from autistic neckbeards
Timestamp or gtfo

>>732099876
He "left"

>>732083176
Fuck you, Shatner.

>>732099841
Then you replied to a troll fag

Kirk out.

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>>732082516
All of you faggots wish you were even 1/1000 the man that Bill Shatner is. May you die relatively soon and fuck off.

>>732101172
How are you able to type with Shatner's dick in your hands?

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>>732094847
Erik is one handsome lad

>>732082516
Don't worry. All the cancer should eventually drive everyone away.

>>732102003
Hopefully

>>732101172
I'd rather be homeless than be Bill