Annual autistic NAVY THREAD ONLY NAVY ENLISTED ALLOWED OFFICERS,

Canadian navy here

E-3, AC A-school checking in

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Ayyy, radio standing by for autismo inspection.

>>732078314
this is merica, go back to your sandcoon safeguard

>>732078330
fucking booter

>>732078614
More or less. I've been out of boot since September (second rate). I'll be in a year by the time i graduate.

>>732078380
WHERE ARE THE REAL AVIATION RATES AT?

AS REPORTING IN

>>732078712
2nd rate eh? sounds like sub school dropout hahhaha gaayyyy

>>732078220
I'm an officer and I take it in the bum

>>732078793
Oh hell no, I never wanted to go sub. NSW drop.

>>732078832
fake and double gay, you fucking better aprove my leave chit bitch

>>732078877
>muh specops
>muh extrabonus
>wewuzkangz.jpg

>>732078220
just put on 1st class. its still dumb.

>>732078330
how many sluts are in A school. honestly

>>732078966
Lol, seem a little feisty, let me guess, undes?

>>732078984
E-6 and below, but im stilk monitoring this thread there is some 1stclassea dickheads around here

>Ismellniggers.mkv

>>732078220
Is coast guard allowed?

Space Command reporting

>>732079005
As many as you think. Someone having a boyfriend isn't a barrier, it's a challenge. Literally all sloots.

>>732079072
>>732078380

HT2 (SW) checking in

>>732079116
sure there is not many people tonigh so bring dem small boys here

>>732079135
this aint Halo

E-5 Air Force here. What's some cool/dumb stuff that goes on in subs? Have only got to hang out with carrier pilots

>>732079188
we all really aprettiate your hard work as shit unclogger

nobody would do your job

neither welding, i rather get blind by jerking of in my rack 10 times at day rather than welding b0ss

>>732079297
stay pleb

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>>732079171
bump

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>>732078220

>>732079391
EVERYBODY IN CHAT TYPE "CHAIRFORCE"

>>732078220
ITSR on Corry Station reporting, petty chief

Anyone know where to buy high powered lasers near yokosuka?

>>732079559
WHAT ARE YOUR SAFETY CHECKS FOR THE RESCUE STROP?!

>>732079559
>MUH FULL SHEKEL BONUS
>mfw 1 year in a school

>>732079488
Is that brooklyn night? I fapped to her preggo porn

Everyone that joins the navy becomes a janitor. Doesn't matter if you are an ET or IT or HT or whatever the fuck. All you are going to do for the rest of your contract is sweep.

>>732079611
>/silkroad/

LS2 reporting in

>>732079699
i just grabbed the 1st pic stolen from a couple of threads ago

bumping purposes, thanks for the sauce

>>732078220
Hows about army? Seabees only real navy anyway

>>732079814
Delet this

>>732079729

As in the darkweb? I've found them in Singapore once, was very difficult, but it's shit itself

EM1SS 1984-1990 old salt here.

>>732079786
dude some LS or SH piss me the fuck outta me in m ship, they think they are on top high military bearing, these guys are fully autistic fags pretending to have ptsd from vetnam, f you guys

YOU GUYS WANNA FUCK ALL THE SHIP BY NOT BRINGINS SUPPLIES?

HOW BOUY IF I MAKE YOU GUYS TO CARRY ALL YA SHIT BY HAND!, no forklift for you neggers!

>>732079814
sure and bring your buddies too, i dont want the most autistic number in this thread... 404

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when do we get to fuck latinas?

>>732079894
u jelly nigg?

>>732079996
We drive all da forklifts. Send me ur uic ill order you some boots.

AEAN standing by

>>732079965
6 years? weak snow nigg

USS JFK HERE

>tfw decommissioned

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>>732079640
>>732079672

>>732080054
>>732080054
Aight Army here, just got my member4 dd214 buddy. Doing a 3 month drug sabbatical

>>732080058
i have seen this alot in the navy, the white beta or alpha guy and the spoiled brown shitskin wanna be white girl spic hoe mexican with them, so if you are white snow nigg go for it

>>732080097
nigga i just got some dank flight deck boots for free back in march.. sorry

stop breakng muh forklifts

>>732080161
Alright, the fuck on the end knows good and well his snorkel is on the wrong side.

>>732080129
boot

>>732080152
kekmet

>>732080161
Lol is that Ostberg?

>>732080161
nice, well done lifer sailor

>>732080349
nah, just haven't ranked up yet

>>732080454
AE is hard to rank up in some commands good luc not being an AS

bitch

>>732080230
how many years of faggotry did you did?

>>732080547
if your command is like mine, how fun is it sucking the amo's dick begging for manpower you're not gonna get?

>>732080595
6 very long years. Only wanted to blow my brains out in garrison.

E4 on USS Gunston Hall reporting. Kickin' back at the barracks on JEB Little Creek as we speak.

>>732080374

My brother floated it in the Mediterranean, my dad was seabee and my other brother was a leatherneck.

>tfw couldn't join due to physical disability

I'm a disappointment to my family and my country

>>732080058
when you goto TJ

>>732080901
Haha everyone laugh at the failure

>>732080801
E4 in norfolk, i couldnt stand the communism in cali

#eastcoat

>>732080995
you get more chances in socal..brown coons like filipinas, south asians, beaners like white dik a lot

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submariner reporting.

>>732081298
why you all subfaggots wont tell your position to our surfaces buddies

we can literally see you when you niggs pass tru the panama canal

>>732081428
we don't want to talk to skimmers.

>>732081298
you a nuke?

>>732081625
no, Radioman

>>732081045

It's cool man, I do my duty as a nurse at the VA and donate 10% of my yearly salary to Wounded Warriors.

Still wish I could have experienced the brotherhood.

>>732081045

Anyways, the Navy is best branch and I'm out. Cheers.

>>732078220

How does it feel to be the natural bulls Goethe cuck marines?

>>732082029
To the***


Fucking auto-correct

grandpa storytime

"so when I was your age I went down to the recruiting office and asked to speak to the Navy recruiter. Now when I got there he was busy with someone else, and the chairs in the hall were across from the Army recruiter's doorway.

He spots me and comes out off his office.

'Son, were your parents married when they had you?'
'Well of course they were sir.'
'Son, I'm afraid the Navy won't take you.'

And that was how I joined the Army."

tl;dr only bastards join the Navy

I was the phantom shitter who dropped one in the galley.
I was never caught and no one saw.

It was the best day of my life.