Hey b, I'm pretty sure my little sisters best friend wants

Smash

How do you know? Did she directly tell you are or you just making up fantasies in your mind like a degenerate paedophile?

defiantly smash

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>>732076895
don't end up in jail OP. rub one out then decide whether or not it's worth it

>>732077144
My sister told me she likes me

>>732076895
found out yesterday my niece mate she just turned 15 wants the dick grabbed her ass and shes like if you niece wasnt around i would have let you continue
im 27 shes 15 trying so hard to resist

>>732076895
So, here's the first thing, I have some genuine advice but the first thing I wanna establish is if you're even being genuine?

I know hurr durr /b/ is fake lol, but I'll genuinely give you advice if you're serious.

>>732077144
and she stares at me all the time

>>732076895
Tashas brother ?

>>732076895
Do not do it OP, I fucked my gf's 11 year old niece and have been paranoid as fuck ever since.

>>732077403
I'm very fucking serious, i was just thinking bout hitting it and making her keep it a secret

>>732077586
Fucking do it, once in a lifetime man. Any pics of her?

>>732077367
What the hell are you trying to say

>>732076895
No, bad. Don't fuck kids, its really not that hard.

>>732076895
Go ahead and smash theres no god out there anyway right

>>732077709
No i don't have any of her social media

>>>>732077777

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Idk man, its a tricky idea.

Old friend of mine we'll call him Luke, he had underage sex with a 15 yearold when he was 18 and when she found out she could get something out of him she blackmailed him and ended up telling the police anyways, so he now has it on his record.

Feels bad for Luke...

>>732077874
Get that shit nigga

>>732076895

Whats her name again? I've been meaning to download some sets .

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>>732076895
If she's old enough to want it she's old enough to get it

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>>732077586
>making her keep it a secret
KEK

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>>732077786
>kids
>14years
>ignoring biology

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>>732076895
Dont do it: no guilt, no paronoia
Do it: when she grows ilder and regrets it youll be put to jail, one day she'll acuse you.

>>732076895

Also smash.

Literally I was in your exact position but I kind of pussied out. She was 13/14 I was 18.

Got a footjob from her though.

>>732077928
idk i'm not a pedophile

>>732078045
Get her ig from your sister and share it's not that hard OP

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>>732076895

>>732077949
i agree, i like that

>>732077779
exactly what i was thinking

>>732077586
Here's the thing, almost anything *you* initiate is asking for trouble. She has to at least be the one to initiate. You need to place yourself in situations where she is present so that an interest can be gauged. I'd also recommend doing some body TLC and taking the summertime opportunity to show off physically.

You need to manage to have an obvious bulge at some point and gauge her reaction accordingly. Hello, you could even use socks for all I care. You just want to gauge whether it's something she finds gross, funny, or enticing.

Also, would your sister be willing to help you AT ALL. She obviously had a reason for telling you about it. What was her intention?

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>>732078045

then why the fuck do you even have that saved

>>732078206
Involving the sister also has side benefit of placing moral responsibility on the whole thing on your sister as well. Meaning her friend would be less inclined to portray the whole thing negatively to someone if she told anyone.

>>732078206
idk when she told me i kinda acted like i didn't care but deep down inside i was actually happy

Figure out the age of consent laws in your state. You may not even have an issue here, honestly, because you're still a teenager.

>>732077928
Dasha I think.

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>>732078270
cause it represents the topic nigga

>>732077779
im trying to say dont do it man aint worth the stigma

>>732076895
tell her you have candy in your van, bring her to your van, DRIVE TO THE EDGE OFTOWN, RAPE HER VAGINUS, KILL HER, CUT HER HEAD OFF, MAIL THE HEAD TO HER PARENTS

>>732078206
Horseshit.

>>732078435
OP it can't be that hard, we gotta see what you're working with, ask your sis for her IG and post. Not that hard buddy

>>732077482
Go on

>>732077786
but if the kid wants it whats the difference between them and them in like 4 years, never got this... like they're not retarded if they know what's going on

Do it.
I was 20.
She was 15.
She came on to me, practically begged me. I even said no. She said "what if we just put it in for a minute" lol... sounds so fake...

You let her be the instigator but you let it happen, don't try to make it happen, if she wants it she'll come for it. Just be around.

>>732078934
Go on

>>732076895
take her to PV n have your way with her

>>732079047
PV?

>>732077910
Fkn women man...

>>732076895

when I was 21, a 15 year old wanted my dick. I turned her down for her age. I regret every day since... 19 years ago.

What does she look like OP?

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>>732078890
Not much difference. In a court, it's prison time and a lifetime sex offender status

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>>732078888
My quads never get checked

Similar situation however the girl I meet is 17 but she will turn 18 in august, still in high school. I'm 24 but I'm scared that I could get into in trouble. She is hot as fuck tho easily a 9/10.

>>732077294
Likes you doesn't mean she wants your cock in her mouth you fucking degenerate virgin. She might think your cute at most but you're retarded for ever thinking that it should or will move past her thinking you're cute.

>>732079438
you're retarded nobody is gonna give a shit about a 17 year old... girl I knew in high school was 17 and she was openly dating a 26 year old.

>>732079438
17 is probably good man. What's your state say on the issue? Illinois is 17

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>>732079438
shit just wait till august. no fucking way you want to be listed as a sex offender for fucking a 17 year old

>>732079608
17 is legal in most states, just not legal to make porn

OP advice man here

if you are genuinely interested at all in this I have one way to begin the process. It doesn't even make you look weird if it doesn't work out, but it requires three answers:

1. Are you attractive?
2. Could they be playing a trick on you?
3. If I ask you to do something will you do it or at least provide an objection as to why?

Here's my idea:

Go to your sister, start some mindless small talk, ask her "does *local restaurant* seem like good first date material?"

Whether she asks or not manage to tell her, "I was hanging at *local hangout spot* and met this chick named *insert name*. We kinda hit it off, y'know?"

Then you need to include the following after whatever she says next, "nice to know I've got it, though... Speaking of, your friend *insert name*... Was she serious about liking me/finding me hot (pick one)?"

If no, ignore. If yes, say the following comment: "Huh... Too bad."

If sister's reaction is negative, abort with "nevermind" and "thanks". If positive, simply say "I mean, she's not bad looking. I'm just y'know, older... Which kinda sucks."

I have full confidence you can direct the conversation from this point. Just remember you always have an exit available by shrugging and saying, "eh, whatever. See ya!"

>>732078449
Age of consent doesnt absolve him from going to jail. Its still sex with an underage girl... It just means that shes able to consent to sex (does not relate to adult men)

>>732076895
Pass

>>732079586
18 here
>>732079608
was thinking of doing this but do I completely not talk to her until she turns 18 or can I still hang around with her. Hanging around her shouldn't get me in trouble right?

>>732079993
No, you fucking autist, hanging out with a 17 year old won't get you into trouble.

>>732079964
You have no idea what age of consent means, do you?

>>732079964
well if she's over the age of consent he hasn't committed a crime. underaged means under the age of consent.

>>732078454

Yeah thats it now that you mention it, thanks.

>>732080071
Yes i do... It still doesnt mean its not illegal for a person of 20 years old to have sex with a 14 year old (age of consent in texas)

>>732080202
Age of consent in Texas is 17. You're confusing age of consent with Romeo and Juliet laws.

>>732080202
no it's not

>>732079205
She's a short little black chick braids and nice light brown eyes

>>732080202

The age of consent in Texas is 17, careful dude. I think what you're thinking is that it's legal for a 17 year old to fuck a 14 year old. Theres a 3 year gap law here.

>>732079993
yeah. i said hi to a four year old girl who was acting shy and got a six month sentence. move to pakistan, i heard you can talk to anyone there.

just do it pussy

>>732078666
Slow down Satan

>>732078934
>You let her be the instigator but you let it happen, don't try to make it happen, if she wants it she'll come for it. Just be around.

Do you think that excuse will hold up in court? "Lawl dude no prob, she wanted it!" Christ dude, you are fucking delusional as hell.

>>732076895
pathetic

>>732080399

>black

Dude no pedophile is attracted to black kids whats wrong with you.

>>732080399
dont do it you'll get aids 100%

>>732076895
I fucked a 15yo Filipina girl when u was 19. 12 years later and still the best sex I ever had. Was paranoid as fuck for a few weeks after. Still worth it though. Not worth if went to prison. Work at one and that shit sux.

>>732077367
Is english even your first language holy shit

>>732080745
kek

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>>732076895
Sir, please remain in your area. We'll see you in a few hours.

>>732080358
Wow fucking autism riddles /b/ but this is just too much... 17 in texas is when youre legally considered an adult (being able to be charged with certain crimes as adult).. The age of consent in texas is 14 which means they are able to consent to sexual acts but not with anyone considered an adult (18+) someone over the age of 18 having sex with someone over the age of consent (14) is still comitting a crime. A 14 year old is able to fuck any 16 year old without being able to come back and claim that she didnt know better or claim rape (unless actually raped).

>>732080202
It's 17 right? So what if a.. friend of mine is dating a 15 year old and he's 18? The difference is 3 years and a few months. Is 'that guy' fucked orrr

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>>732080837
no

>>732078888
QUADS DEMAND IT.

>>732080745
sounds like hes from london innit

>>732080837
Says the autist. It has nothing to do if they're considered an "adult," it's simply a close-in-age clause. According to you, a 16 year old couldn't have sex with an 18 year old, but Texas law allows that. You can have sex with people under 17 so long as you're within three years of them.

Also, don't think Texas's laws are in any way representative of the rest of the world.

>>732076895
Pic of chica OP

>>732081009
I live next to a state that is legal to have sex with 16 year olds. If I take the girl over there have sex there and come back to my shitty 18 and over state, I should be ok right?

>>732079534
Right, cause remember when you were 14 and you'd say to your pals "hey guys, I think Sally is just swell". Idk about you, but I never Ever not even once implied to my friends I had sexual thoughts of Girls. Eww!!

>>732081189
not if her parents charge you with kidnapping.

>>732077586
>making her keep it a secret

MAKING HER KEEP IT A SECRET??? HAHAHAHAHA. fucking shit I hope this is fake.

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>>732076895
>mfw I recognize OP's bait pic and wish I hadn't deleted all that shit years ago from partyvan paranoia

>>732081189
No. I believe there's a federal law that prohibits transporting minors across state borders for that exact purpose. You'd still be fucked (so to speak).

>>732081189
no dude, federal law mandates people across states.

>>732081121
Youre obviously missing my point. Someone said that as long as they are at age of consent that it would be ok... Meaning that the minimum age of consent in texas (14) having sex with OP (18) is not considered illegal to you or a judge (in texas ofcourse)? I know wtf the romeo juliet law in texas is but im trying to make a point here. Age of consent doesnt mean shes able to have sex with people older than 18

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>>732077276

>>732081040
ye

>>732077586
>>keeping a secret

kek teenage girls talk about everything and tell it to there friends that they fucked some older guy.

This is how shit gets out and it eventually is heard by a teacher or parent. Which then leads to the police knocking at your door.

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>>732081387

>>732081455
Age of consent means she's able to consent to sex with anyone (who can also consent, of course). Under that and there are exceptions. In many jurisdictions there is only the former and not the latter. It still means the same thing.

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>>732077367
my language you speak truth my friends yes still sure guys my friend

>>732077786
ten to this /b/ro. Biology or not...prison sucks

>>732078888
Check em...dang son

>>732081666
You heard it here first /b/ros

>be any age
>go to texas
>fuck a 14 year old
>tell police
>they cant do shit since 14 is minimum age of consent

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>>732077910
when I was 12, a 7 or 9 qtX1000, was crushing on me and anytime we snuk cuddles I was handsy in grey areas like hips and legs, snuck a few tiny kiss on the neck. she blackmailed me with that but just wanted to do more with me than id let her. nailed it. best memory ever.

>>732082089
That's why I'm saying the age of consent is 17. Have you been paying attention?

>>732076895
Just let your little willy hang out of your pants. See how she reacts.

>>732082248
The minimum age of consent in texas is 14.... Have YOU not been listening

>>732080202
It's 17 right? So what if a.. friend of mine is dating a 15 year old and he's 18? The difference is 3 years and a few months. Is 'that guy' fucked orrr
>in Texas
Need some advice for him

>>732082355
Texas does not enforce harsh penalties for individuals who have sex with someone under 17 as long as that person is not more than 3 years older than the minor. If the victim is under the age of 17 (subject to a three-year close-in-age exception), then underage sexual conduct can also be prosecuted (without requiring proof of inducement) under section 21.11 of title 5. Sex with a child under the age of 14 is considered aggravated sexual assault Section 22.021(a.2.B)

>>732077949
If she's old enough to sit at the table she's old enough to eat.

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>>732081189


I'm a lawyer, trust me, you have nothing to worry about.

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>>732081375
elaborate

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>>732082112
aaaaand no one cares,
but thanx for the pic of Lexi. Here's one for you.

>>732077586
You're on the FBI watch list now, so even if she keeps it a secret, you're gonna get v&

>>732077888
Did you spec your points into int or fth

Because this is either a miracle of kek, or numerical ouja sorcery

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>>732083024
Go on, we're listening.

>>732080202
Sec. 21.11. INDECENCY WITH A CHILD.
(a) A person commits an offense if, with a child younger than 17 years and not the person’s spouse, whether the child is
of the same or opposite sex, the person:

(1) engages in sexual contact with the child or causes the child to engage in sexual contact; or
(2) with intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person:
(A) exposes the person’s anus or any part of the person’s genitals, knowing the child is present; or
(B) causes the child to expose the child’s anus or any part of the child’s genitals.
(b) It is an affirmative defense to prosecution under this section that the actor:
(1) was not more than three years older than the victim and of the opposite sex;
(2) did not use duress, force, or a threat against the victim at the time of the offense; and
(3) at the time of the offense:
(A) was not required under Chapter 62, Code of Criminal Procedure, to register for life as a sex
offender; or
(B) was not a person who under Chapter 62 had a reportable conviction or adjudication for an offense
under this section.
(c) In this section,"sexual contact" means the following acts, if committed with the
intent to arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person:
(1) any touching by a person, including touching through clothing, of the anus, breast, or any part
of the genitals of a child; or
(2) any touching of any part of the body of a child, including touching through clothing, with the
anus, breast, or any part of the genitals of a person.
(d) An offense under Subsection (a)(1) is a felony of the second degree and an offense under
Subsection (a)(2) is a felony of the third degree.

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Pound the shit out of her then kill her

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>>732080174

>>732082627
Romeo and juliet law has his ass covered as long as they are dating and parents acknowledge if not statutory rape... Has nothing to do with age of consent.

>>732079586
I love living in IL lol

>>732083799
Sauce?

>>732076895
Always smash.

>>732081189
That's a violation of the Mann Act. Federal time.

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>>732083799

Dis thread gonna spawn some CP.
I can feel it

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>>732083914
lol this guy

>>732083914
Same place OPs pic came from....

just do it

>>732083998
sarcasm is hard. i really feel for you, anon.

>>732082089
Jesus Fucking Christ, you're an idiot.

>>732082913
trust this man. he's a lawyer.

>>732084213
Yay for you? WTF are you talking about?

>>732084761
think harder, bozo.

>>732083616
This looks like they are trying really hard to prove being FBI. Fake as hell. Also, you miss Comey?

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>>732083237
you care enough to let me know the status of who cares. which must be a lot. and lurk more faggot, that shits old as hell. also not clicking that shit gorss fuck.kys.

>>732081382
there is

Smash for the love of God you better smash

>>732083616
napoleon dynamite? wow im a huge fan. bust all these sick fucks liger ambassador

>>732083408
Trips chekked

OP, stay the fuck away from children

>>732077276
>rub one out then decide whether or not it's worth it
This is 10/10 advice for literally all decisions involving females. I've lost count of the times I've been thinking about contacting an ex to try to fuck (which would have been a horrible idea) and then I decided to jerk off and realized how much of an idiot I was being.

Thinking with your dick gets you nothing but trouble.

>>732083616
Does FBI actually spends time on 4chan?
Does FBI shitposts?
Somebody gets paid to read 4chan's shit?

>>732081375
Thousands of /b/tards have lost valuable collections years in the making from partyvan paranoia.

>>732085511
yes, they do.

>>732079569
they gave a fuck about jared. people want him dead for fucking a 17 year old

>>732085455
yup I agree

If it's legal where you live, give er, if not then how about find people your fucking age you fucking faggot? are u that sad and beta my man

>>732085511
every time an illegal image is posted, the thread is saved along with the ip info of everyone who posted in the thread. The info is then sent directly to the fbi

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>>732078934
greentext that shit nigga.

>>732085641
No, they want him dead for all the shit he told that reporter about wanting to fuck actual kids.

>>732076895
pretty sure that's dasha/anya
anyone have link/torrent to full set(s)?
emule is pretty slow

This thread is fucking cancer

>>732085814
Crying about things you don't like on /b/ is cancer. Had you lurked like you were supposed to, you wouldn't need to be told this.

>>732085709
actually 4chan keeps logs of every i.p. in every thread. i remember reading somewhere about moot sitting in court explaining what everything meant in the logs.

>>732085709
I always knew they check this place.

It's still funny to think they might pay someone to stay on this shithole for 8 hours.

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>>732085500
never contact your ex bruh. if u made ur last moves right, they will always contact you... they will never give up trying to get one more win. and when they do, u tell them tits or fuck off. u either shun that bitch like a boss or u get some nudes u can use against her if shes trying to play u for the last win. this is how good people sink to the level of the masses.....fuck my life and everything iv learned here. curse god for this stupid god damn purpose..

>>732085763
godspeed, special agent.

>>732080399
>black chick

everybody in this thread just got shyamalan'd

>>732085613
whats partyvan? I don't wana google it.lol

>>732076895
You should tell her parents what you plan to do by involving people on the internet.
Then wait to be v&.
Get a hobby other than trying to be edgy on /b/.
Better yet why not try to find a fruitful relationship with someone your own age?

>>732086057
welcome, newfriend.

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>>732078591

>>732081699
top kek

>>732085144
>>732085511
All you have to do to get dubs on today's /b/ is be as dumb as a brick. Good to know.

>>732083914
dasha/anya

good luck finding sets
they're pretty hard to find
especially the vids

my favorites are the one where she has the long pigtails and modelling by a door. the other is where her hair is tied up in a bun and on the bed.

>>732076895
Become a famous movie director first so you can get away with it.

>>732086288
Do you need tor to find that shit?

>>732085971
goddamn bro, lighten up a little, it's only life

>>732078468
go away eugenia

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>>732082398

>>732086106
I don't get...

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>>732086534

i think i'm gonna smash i honestly know i can't resist but i'm gonna let make the first move and whatever happens, happens fuck it were all gonna die anyway

>>732085333
trips checked, /b/ro

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>>732086454
>mfw I cant belittle this faggot cus hes never lived a real life to begin with
>and its not his fault he dosnt know how hard life is outside his bedroom

why am I repeatedly getting a "connection error" when trying to post in only this thread

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>>732086852

>>732086990
me too
some files are not uploading

>>732086445
you can dig around google trying different word combinations or go on emule and get lucky
tor, you're throwing the dice.

>>732086990
Good luck OP

>>732086863
You're not a woman, a nigger, or a child. Get your feelings under control, fag.

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/thread

>>732086863
Why the hell would you go outside of your bedroom?
>Chance to be killed increased 78%
>Chance to be robbed increased 56%
>Chance to be raped increased 95%
>Chance to be taken advantage of by a female and left heartbroken increased 32%
>Chance to to be exposed to good music only increased 12%

>>732086445
Makes it easier. Collection sites go down all the time, but are generally replaced quickly.

>>732087308
that file where
there is a trap and a man that has a pussy and they fuck
.JPG

>>732087203
>>732087050
Fuck the files i'm just trying to post some funny greentext shit about the faggoting faggotry in this thread (use the word FBI mutiple times, change cp to cheezy pizza, stil wont post; this is me checking words)

I can post fine in other threads.
mods must be having gay sex hitting some key on board.

>>732086990
>>732087050
Stop using the quick reply box for a post or two. Same shit happened to me yesterday.

>>732087335
I've heard there were only "honeypots" left around

>>732079704

Can someone make a flowchart for this?

>>732083799
More from Dasha please

>>732087309
Also there is a thing called internet. The chance for 12% music finding isnt worth it at all when you can get it online.

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>>732087377

>>732087455
Paranoia is a bitch, son. Just don't post PII and encrypt any damning evidence that you happen to like enough to keep.

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you lazy faggots should read this

>>732087272

Sauce, more?

>>732084051
dasha/anya for new queen of /b/

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>>732087446
>>>732087050 (You)
>Stop using the quick reply box for a post or two. Same shit happened to me yesterday.

still not working with the WEBM that a girl eats a rat

>>732087287
I are too a prod blak wumin....

>>732087661
Getting the '4chan thinks you're a robot' screen? Just keep trying and solving the Captchas. It'll go through eventually, if it's within the size limitation.

>>732087926
i have pass
no captchas

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>>732085633


>yes, they do.


>FBI has plenty of agents
>enough to waste manpower sitting on image board occupied by teen faggots, observing their faggoty faggotry.
>Suddenly, image of 14 y.o. fully clothed with partial exposed creepshot of her underwear appears in thread
>"HOLY SHIT BOYS, I'VE GOT ONE! WE'RE GONNA BRING DOWN THE ENTIRE INTERNATIONAL CHEEZEY PIZZA RING WITH THIS! COME OVER HERE AND LOOK!"
>Other agents look
>look at faggot FBI agent who can't make the distinction between "14 y.o. and 18 y.o."
>Agents look at image, look at FBI agent, look at image
>Next day, faggot FBI agent is fired
>Applies as mod on 4chins
>Bans multiple faggots for posting 18 year olds while stroking his dick to pics of BBC
>the end

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>>732087529
I know next to nothing about the subject to be honest, downloaded a tor-like app to my smartphone since I sometimes feel curious about just what kind of stuff there is in those parts of the internet, but I never really did anything with it. I feel like if I look that shit up there might be no return.

>>732088010
explain me what are megus with few worlds
google not working here in poo land

>>732088010
>smartphone
NO. STOP.

>>732087999
ok. have fun in the van.

>>732076895
Best do it tonight as the FBI is leaderless...

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>>732087999
fucking finally!

at least they gave me some awesome trips for ll that trouble!

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>>732087966
dubs!
>>732087999
TRIPS

CD.. . Mods?

>>732088010
Oh no
Don't use a smarthphone

That's the dumbest shit ever

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blocks your path

>>732088091
Kek

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>>732088289
*unzips dick*

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>>732088075
>>732088179
Don't worry anons, I only looked at the good old pornhub with it. Guess that's a sign for me to live a sinless life 'til the judgement day

>>732088390
Good. Just don't ever let anyone tell you you can be secure with a smartphone. They're ALL compromisable. Every single one.

>>732088179
Whats wrong with a smartphone? If i ever fuck around on tor i use a virtual machine

>>732085144
No comy is no longer with the service fucking retard
Trump fired his disgraceful ass and good on him Trump 8 years :)

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>>732078454

>>732088382
Your dick unzips?

>>732076895
I did it. It's a wild ride and may or may not be worth it. I fucked the shit out of that bitch so many times over the years. I would make the same choice if I had to go back

>>732088585
https://www.technologyreview.com/s/526496/ultraprivate-smartphones/
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/03/the-digital-security-divide/475590/

You probably can't afford a secure one, and I'm honestly leery that a "secure" one even exists.

>>732088635
Yeah... what are you not circumcized?

>>732076895
you realize you're taking advice from retarded 13 year olds on /b/ right? Just don't do it, not worth the shit storm that could easily follow. Be a fucking man and have some self respect for yourself.

>>732088390
Sinless you say.

Come on. Most things are sins.
You watched pornhub... that's a sin. You are fucked anyway.

I don't mean "don't go there" I mean "don't use a phone you idiot"

Phones are like... the least secure option to go there.
There aren't any 100% safe options... but using a phone is basically suicide.

>>732083024
Oh Mara, so adorable. The internet misses you.

Can she fight back?

>>732076895
considering that's cropped cp, you're already a pedophile. do it.

>>732078591
Been to the killing fields, I presume?

>>732088010
Get a computer and do that preferably a cheap one you can shit down completely get rid of. Noino.Xobodep

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>>732088618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etVdqOS0Ffc

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>>732089138
That link looks awfully suspicious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeHv9m_uIh0

>>732085500
>for literally all decisions involving females
eh I don't know about that one. At least for an interesting life you should think with your dick sometimes.
>"No that would be dumb. Time to jerk off to myself and continue browsing 4chan"

Just not for illegal shit. That's why rub one out first is a great answer for this thread

>>732078888
ALMIGHTY QUAD GOD DEMANDS IS!

>>732080399
I'm not a virgin. Tell me more OP. Black girls only come in two varieties
1. She's got some ulterior motive.
2. She's actually super sweet and genuine. At that age probably thinks you will be together forever etc...

Source: I'm a black guy, Dating black women. Talked to several black women.

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>>732076895
Yea do it. Smash and pass.

>>732089820
who is she!?

>>732089080
i call that bullshit

>>732086863
>cus hes never lived a real life to begin with
>he dosnt know how hard life is outside his bedroom

The shit I've gone through in my 29 years would make you piss your underoos, kiddo. Just because you're an emo faglord doesn't mean you know more pain than anybody else. You're probably a 17 year old who thinks you know more about life than anyone and nobody understands what its like to be you.

>>732086849
Do it bro. Start flirting with her and see where it goes from there.

>>732088928
I take it you have experience in that field? If so, how do you feel about the moral questions it might raise? And also the prospect of getting vanned

Don't do it. I'm having problems with shit cause a girl I dated, 14, I'm 18, she decided to claim some shit happened just to get me in trouble. So just dating them is a horrible idea

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FEET THREAD

>>732091079
I mean, I like feet

>>732088870
>some self respect for yourself

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>>732091079
why not both?

>>732091195
me too bud

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>>732090893
Same here.
It is crazy what young girls will lie about for attention.
I mean, consider the ones over 18 and how much they lie already.

Anyway, when I was 18, I dated a 14 year old girl. We kissed. She then told her friends after we broke up that I forcefully touched her. I never touched her. We just kissed.

At least I'm not in some rape case now.

>>732080399
Is she a light black or a very black?

Do it OP.
>Be me, 22, finishing up college
>Frequent boxing gym
>Hit it off with a younger guy, 18
>He was also into vidya
>Take him to dinner to celebrate graduating from HS
>His GF and her friend come along, both 17
>Busty blonde qt, we chat a lot she laughs at my jokes
>Next day we're in his GF's car
>Smoking a bowl after practice
>She says "hey anon my friend thinks ur cute"
>DecisionTime.jpg
>Easiest decision of my life
>Invite them to come to a house party that friday, she says she'll try to get her friend to come

Cont?

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random hot pic

>>732091403
I'm not clicking that shit nigga

>>732091662
Yes

>>732091838
just public youtube stuff

>>732089716
Would really appreciate the sauce on this pic buckaroo

>>732091893
Right

>>732081009
Idaho used to be 14. That must have been a rough four years for a lot of folks...

>>732092083
LAMBI O PÉ DA MARIA VENTURE?

>>732077482
>>732077888
Wtf lol also this

>>732091403
>>732091838
>>732091893
I cant have that on my history and I dont feel like logging out

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>>732091403

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Wouldn't even be a crime in Washington State

http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/washington-age-of-consent-lawyers.html

>>732088355

goblin / 10

>>732091403
Fuck you.

>>732089080
It's just artistic nudes anon

>>732081375
She was one of the more profilic ones.

>>732077482
Yeah wait explain

>>732088355
moar
also sauce

>>732081375
Newfag lurker here. Can someone explain to this stupid fag what partyvan is?

>>732092954

My gf's dad is a trans-11-year-old niece.

Right in xer butt.

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>>732076895

how is this a fucking serious thread on /b/, faggots?

>>732081375
Right anon. Now it's too late.

FBI literally ran not one, not two, but EIGHT cp sites for several months. Yes, the FBI hosted cp on TOR for MONTHS to catch pedos. They made like 8 arrests out of tens of thousands of unique IPs, but still.

It's just too dangerous now.

>>732093054

It's a decade old euphemism for a three letter agency's paddy wagon.

>>732080444
check'd

>>732091403
The fuck is this shit.

>>732083616
Ha supernatural....nice

>>732093328
More Clementine webms please!

Mods.
MODS.
MOOOOOOOOOODS !

I'm amazed this thread is still here tbh

Mods

MOOOOOOOODS

>>732093739
Why? There's nothing illegal here.