Someone explain this autist cancer to me. Am I just old now or

they're just dumb

>>732070539
No

I get that but I see kids staring at them like they're looking into the eyes of God.

>>732070539
Modern kids are the following
Autistic
Faggots
Jews
Retarded this is our modern society accept for us Slavs

>>732070539
Can someone elaborate what this is , ya I could look butt fuck that

>>732070539
It's a little of both

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>>732070539
i use mine in the privacy of my own home, am i alright

I guess we are all oldfags here

>>732070539
the fuckk is it

>>732070830
Guess so. 4chan is outdated. I go to cream dream teen team IV on facebook for my meems now.

>>732070762
>>732070941
Fidget Spinners. You'd know that if you were cool apparently

>>732070762
it's a high speed spinning finger fedora

>>732070941
It's a toy made for autistic kids and kids with A.D.H.D it says that on their website but in short it's a faggot toy that spins

>>732070539
we were that dumb too
remember pogs? what the fuck were they about

My wife made me spend $6 to buy one of these fucking things for my 9 year old step daughter.. there relaxing she says.. so's the bottle of vodka I could have bought with that $6... Fuck....

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>>732071313
You shut the fuck up. Pogs rule.

>>732070762
>butt fuck

Its just like playing marbles, or pog, or tamagochi,

its just something entertaining to keep you distracted.


not really a big deal, people on here hate them with the passion of a thousand suns., not sure why, it's like they have nothing better to do then bash on new childrens fads.

they need to calm the fuck down and stop posting hate abuot them and just MOVE ON

>>732071333
$6 bottle of vodka?
have some fucking class man

>>732070539

you're not old and kids aren't dumb, there's just more stuff designed specifically for kids with autism now because people know more about it.

>>732071333
My neighbors set a bonfire ruled by fighet spinners because they're starting to spread to Russia fuck off west

>>732071654
But those things you mentioned had a purpose. Marbles is a game. Pogs was a game. Tamagochi was a game. Spinners spin. I put it up there with flipping a fucking water bottle. Do kids have toys anymore?

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>>732071884
Soon everyone will be autistic at this rate and autistic jokes will either end or be more repetitive

>>732071739
Depends on the size of the bottle. If it's 0.5L then it would make sense.

I first saw a guy on periscope using one because he was a bored ass security guard. Then I got one to try and take myself from serious work stress and bullshit. Now I guess they are flying off the shelves and kids are treating them like logs and slap bracelets. They still have a purpose beyond the faggotry, remember that after it dies down.

>>732071943
Fucking auto correct fueled not ruled also I live in an apartment so they nearly set a car on fire after one guys dropped a gas can I apologize for bad English

>>732070539
Both.
I work at an online toy store and tons of retards order these things now.

First thing I thought of was autism. I regularly tell my coworkers, "Just got an order for 18 more autism toys."

>>732071739
>>>732071333 (You)
>$6
>have some fucking class man

$6 class

$6

Any suggestions?

>>732072185
If only they were that fun

>>732071884
>autism
They're made for kids with ADHD/ADD (different from autism) who need to fidget to concentrate. The extreme rate at which they think requires some sort of distraction in order to concentrate, as counter-intuitive as that sounds. Unfortunnately, they are very distracting to kids who don't have real ADHD/ADD
>source: diagnosed ADHD by multiple experts

>>732071969
See who can spin the longest,
see ho can do the best tricks with them.
there are plenty of fidget games you can play.

people here are just too autistic to see that.

i do not own one but think it might help me quit smoking, instead of lighting up a smoke i can give it a few spins,
im pretty certain my nicotine addiction is more habit of having my hands do something so i might look at trying one out.

>>732072262
How did you get a job at the internet?

>>732072412
You have a dick for that

I have 3 boys. My oldest bought two of these. I don't get it but dudes: at least he wants a fucking toy that has nothing to do with staring at his fucking tablet/phone for hours on end.

>>732072297
Come to Estonia or Russia everything is fucking cheap here

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>>732072297
get a job and drink scotch instead

>>732070539
Is that one of those fancy car cigarette lighter attachments so you can light three joints at once??

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Real men play with gyroscopes

>>732071333
Your 9 year old step daughter drinks vodka?

>>732072775
real men discard childish things and post on /b/

>>732071333
>relaxing
what the absolute fuck is wrong with the world. If you need a $6 plastic fag hand spinner to calm down you should probably kill yourself. What has the world come to.

>>732072530
bit awkward at work to pull out my dick and beat it if i am trying to quit smoking.

some of us have jobs, unlike you,
but for someone who lives at home in mum's basement i understand why you would say that.

>>732070539
This would probably be a succesor of the Fingerbox

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>>732070539
I bought one for $1.
People prefer me to spin this thing then jerk my leg constantly.
I guess I'm an autistic faggot.

Some retarded toy that you expect to find in a kinder egg made for autistic children or American Adults.

>>732072419
I work in the warehouse the toys are shipped from.

>>732072402
But how does making them focus on a spinning object help them focus on the task at hand? Makes zero sense to me.

>>732072534
You make a good point anything to keep the faggots of YouTube and music.ly stoping the cringe (that was me five minutes ago and now) please kill me it's getting worse with durv faggot nigger making fake giveaways

>>732070539
Don't worry, once those faggots realised how dumb they look playing with it, they will drop it. Just like google glasses and 3d tv.

>>732072412
What games!?!?! Buy a fucking toy god forbid they learn to use their imagination.

I have ADHD and i don't see how the fuck that thing would help me in the slightest.. even if i was 9 years old.

The most i do regarding to fidgeting is restless leg syndrome and that's only when I'm relaxed and comfortable.

>>732073339
So your Bobby forces you to be uncomfortable while being comfortable I feel bad for you

>>732072534
Now he's staring at a piece of shit that spins. At least he can learn from internet. If he only watch porn... Then you are a shitty parent. Sorry.

>>732073522
Body not baby fuck you autocorrect

>>732073205
They don't focus on it, they use it to channel extra energy so they aren't overloaded with stimuli when trying to focus on the task at hand.

They're fucking retarded faggots.

>>732073205
You're not supposed to focus on the spinner, that's the thing, 99% of users are using them like a Yo-Yo's; as in, just another toy.

>>732073609
Exactly

>>732073339
Thank you. I don't understand how literally handing a kid with "ADHD" a distraction helps keep them not distracted. And I put the ADHD in quotes because I think that disease gets thrown around too easily now.

>>732073575
Sounds about right. lol

>>732072921
Don't they all?

>>732070539
You ever click a pen just to do it? Or turn an object in your hands? It's capitalizing on that impulse. It's not that hard to understand.

>>732073683
I hate autocorrect

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>>732071509

>>732073321
some guy was arguing the fact that yo can play games with marbles, and pog, but fidgget spinners you can not.

i was pushing the fact that you can actually play a variety of games using fidget spinners,
see who can spin the longest, trick shots, throwing it while spinning from hand to hand.
it's pretty much the same as a yoyo,

>>732073321
>Buy a fucking toy god forbid
the fidget spinner IS a toy.

>>732073682
This is the unfortunate case. ADHD requires diagnosis from at least two doctors but that's too much for big pharma, so they allow one to sell meth to kids who don't really have the disorder.

64.34.187.180:9244

>>732073584
But they are just staring at them. Not spinning in one hand while they do work.

>>732070539
God gave us a fidget spinner to occupy our hands.. it's called.. a penis..

>>732073682
It's not even a fucking disease.. it's just a mental condition that can make learning slightly more difficult when in low stimulating environments (Think school class rooms where the teacher doesn't even want a fucking peep from a mouse)

>>732073870
Kids who really have ADHD spin them while they work. Kids who don't get distracted by them.

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>>732070751
Дa(pic related is proof of slavness)

It waere a good idea at the start, but now they're just overhyped. It's simply another trend that'll die out by the end of the year

>>732073071
Yes, you being an ADHD autism faggot is why i cant pay attention

Yes. Is cheese girl thread now. All I wanted in life.

>>732074239
>>732074266
>>732074304
>>732074329
>>732074378
>>732074408
>>732074440
is cheesegirls and cars a thing?
how did i not know about this?

>>732074408
>>732074378
>>732074304
>>732074266
are these metaphors for something? I don't get it?

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>>732074496
>>732074478

Any time

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>>732074538

Yeah, it's a metaphor for the movie Blade Runner sucking.

>>732073947
>slightly more difficult
No, way more difficult. Imagine thoughts coming into your head so fast that you can't even focus on what's going on. Imagine thinking so much that you have to drink booze just to slow your brain down to a normal pace. Imagine having little motivation to do simple daily tasks despite knowing they need to be done. That's ADHD. It was only recognized recently, and kids previously thought retarded were diagnosed with it. Then Big Pharma got the bright idea to sell their poison to kids who displayed only slight symptoms of the disorder despite not having it. Now people who really have ADHD are delegitimized and have trouble getting the medication they need all because Big Pharma bribed doctors to diagnose the disorder more often.

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- kids like the stupidest things
- the adults let them know they like stupid stuff.
- kids call adults stupid.
- kids grow up
- kid now adult looks at kids, thinks they like stupid stuff
- kid now adult tells kids they like stupid stuff
- rafiki tosses simba
- the circle of life

>>732074593
Fuck you blade runner is deep and complex

>>732070539

ugh same, i hate those things as much as adult coloring books.

trust me it will be forgotten in a month

>>732072719
This

>>732074603
I was diagnosed when i was 5 and forced into special ed all through out tell 10th grade. I learned like any other normal kid. They also tried giving me the medicine.. What ever the fuck they put in that made me sicker than a dog (Skinny as a fucking skeleton and sick)

>>732070751
>Slavs
How's it feel for your people to be the origin of the word slave?

>>732073071
>I guess I'm an autistic faggot.

said everyone on /b/

>>732074728
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>>732074636

i can't fap to this...who am i kidding i already did

>>732070539
They are literally just things you hold in your hand and spin quietly, dont see the big deal over them

>>732075025
There is always the chance i was misdiagnosed as i have been able to coop with everything thrown at me perfectly fine... Hell i plan on going into the Army in a year or two.

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>>732074960

Fuck you it's a long ass movie that goes nowhere.

Why are you giving robots free will anyway? Thats a brilliant idea.

>>732073071
People like you are the bane of my existence.

>>732075239
fuck you. its themes about humanity and resentment towards you're creators both your parents and god are still relevant today.

>>732070751
>accept for us Slavs
>accept for us
>accept for Slavs
>accept

>>732075176
Kids that actually have autism/ADD can focus better with something in their hand. Our minds get bored easily when we're forced to work on only one thing, which is why ADD/autism kids act out or won't focus on work. But then you have the kids who are normal and can focus on their work no problem saying "I want to play with toys in class too" and they just play with it because those average kids can't focus on more than one thing, so once again normal fags ruin something for everyone else.

>>732072945
My nigger

>>732071118
Kek

>>732070539
What the fuck is it?

>>732075751
Fidget spinners

>>732070539
Ahh the old inside-out fingerbox

I shit you not I'm the only kid at my school that doesn't have one of these things.
I just don't get the appeal behind them.

>>732073296
You say that, but people are still vaping

>>732075491
I have certain ticks. I'll rub my hands together (like an evil scientist) or I'll clap or slap my thighs. Sometimes it causes my arms to jerk, and sometimes my whole body convulses. I can't help it, either. If I try to suppress any of my ticks it feels like I'm giving a spooky ghost a piggy back or something.

The point to this is people's ticks represent in different forms. That guy's is jerking his leg, and if the spinner helps him with that then so be it.

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>>732075604
Yeah i do not focus better with something in my hand that fucking spins lmao. i'll rather be looking at that more than i'd be working. But it really is shitty to have been "Diagnosed" with ADD and possibly not even have it.. with all of the years of suffering and torture i had to endure in Special Ed.. it kinda makes me pissed thinking about it that way.

what in pasteurization

>>732075532

No it's a stupid convoluted drama where the entire motivating force of the film (robots or cyborgs or replicants or whatever the fuck they're going by) have gained sentience and are now aware they're just free labor.

first off: why? They're machines, they don't need to be THAT intelligent.

Second, if they're not quite clones but not quite cyborgs, then how is it that they're not 100% organic humans, but the negligible amounts of artificial shit in them is BY NO MEANS identifiable except for that dumb test that takes forever? Cant they just walk them through a metal detector or something?

>>732070816
>>732070539
Im buying one because it costs a dollar and for a dollar its pretty damn cool. I mean, why not? thats a full 10 minutes of fun for just a dollar.

>>732076076
how is it shitty? just keep it to yourself.

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>>732073707

>>732076146
Because i want to join the Military and the mere mention of ADD would bar me from certain positions.

>>732070539
There's an entire generation that have been convinced by big pharma/psychiatry that they have ADHD. That's what it's about.

>>732070628
/thread

>>732071333

every generation has their stupid thing like this
kids love them the way we loved whatever-stupid-thing-we-loved. back when I was in second grade, popularity was determined by how many pencil erasers you had. is this so much worse?

>>732076076
They're so quick to put labels on kids who act out, they over look the fact that focusing so intently on something that the world melts away is also a symptom of ADD.

>>732076299
a lot of thigns are dumb. 4chan is dumb.
everyone just have thier personal preferences for dumb things.

>>732070539
A quick rundown on what they're good for
People with autism, twitchy people, and people who have bad anxiety
fidget spinners are pretty great, I have one and I severely calms me down

However when random average joes use them just to have tricks and be cool they're just douche bags making the retarded fad

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>>732070539
It's like how POGS were cool once. Give it a couple months and it will die like every other fad.

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>>732070751

If you for see this man in neighborhood where are you,know this man is looking for wife.
Sell sister, very much money he will give.
Siter returns in 10 years with much money more.
Then sell sister again to son.

>>732076374
Yeah i did act out... a lot when i was a kid.. i'd go around and stab other kids and teachers with pencils and flip shit out the littlest of things. Now that i'm 23 years old, i can look back on my actions and say "Wow, i was a fucking asshole back then"

>>732076076
Torture? You justify the faggot sjw's when you say shit like this. "It was torture." Just like how they say what a torture it is that they can't pee in their choice of bathroom. Kill yourself, and everyone you know.

>>732076101
No they always had some level. But Rutger Hauer is the first to realize they are disposable things and have a "life" that ends after a predetermined time. We make AI now that can play fucking chess. Why, because these are workers that need to think and adapt and he is the first to go to an extreme. And the company that makes them cant just let them run a muck till they expire.

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>>732070762
>i could look butt fuck that

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>>732073810
>owns a fidget spinner
>is massively triggered

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This is no longer a fidget spinner autistic shit storm thread. This is now a thread on Blade Runner, Blade Runner 2049, and Electric Sheep thread. Good? Bad?

>>732076532
Try sitting in a class room where every single special kid is screaming and yelling all day with the teacher not giving a single fuck, not to mention that one kid strapped down to the wheel chair that manages to get out some how and go fucking ape shit.

Then do this every single day from 1st grade to 10th.

>>732070539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCCXCJO4FDE it's pure fucking autism

>>732070539
Do you remember sitting and spinning the tv remote around?

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>>732076650

>>732075906
underage b&

>>732072185
Shads drawings are so bad and generic, that fucking chromatic abbreviation he always uses too

>>732074603
Dude....are you me? Thats fucking spooky. I drink and smoke to slow my brain down because I cant keep up with how quick my shit is going but I never thought it might be ADHD....

>>732076232
That's also my cousin's problem. I don't have a problem with my ADD because I don't want to military, but there's a good reason for barring ADD from the military. Imagaine you're in the trenches by your buddy, and he goes "cover me, I'm going in." And you sit and aim. Then what he said, "going in" comes to mind. It makes tou think of sex, then of that night you had with your gf before you left to fight, then you wonder if she's having sex with other guy's while you're gone, then you think about if she gets pregnant and you have to raise someone else's baby, and you think about all those memes about the guy being gone for 2 years and meeting his 2 week old baby, but then you think you'll grow to love it just the same as if it were your own, but then what if the baby is sick and needs a doner organ or blood, and you can't because you aren't the real father, and all of this happens in the span of time it takes your buddy to run out into enemy fire, and you haven't covered him at all. You are instead crying over your non-existent dead child, and the terrorists take over your entire base camp.

>>732070539
i have 1 an im nigger

>>732077043
lol what the fuck, i don't even come close to any issues like that.

>>732072775
i have a gyroscope. like ten feet away

>>732076810
>Harrison Ford fucks an android

I love that movie

>>732077043
ADD is nothing like this

>>732077409
This is a rundown of what usually happens to me. It's rapid fire, one thought after the other. People think ADD is coming into a room, writing something on a wipeboard, erasing it, and writing something unrelated. ADD is actually writing something, erasing it, writing something related, erasing it, etc, until you get to the last one, but everyone else only sees the first and last sentences you wrote and not the 50 in between them.

>>732072775
i play with my dick

>>732073071
spin on brother

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>>732071100

Fidget Spinner?

rofl wtf is that

>>732077848
It's a toy. Nothing more, nothing less. Regardless of how useful a piece of wood can be, it is still at it's core a piece of wood.

>>732071333
Yeah fidget spinners are for losers and spergs.

>check out that series of repeating threes

>>732077042
Talk to a shrink, they're expensive but worth every penny when you're suffering from crippling anxiety and depression triggered (not the tumblrina definition) by ADHD. Believe me when I say it takes multiple diagnoses to determine it, because millions of innocent children are given meds they don't need because their parents think one Jew doctor can determine if their kid is sick or not.

>>732076232
I'm sure you can find other ways to get into those 'positions' ;)

>>732072945
>gyroscopes
>childish
lel

>>732077043
Slippery slope much? Most people with ADD/ADHD get a waiver so long as they don't have other medical issues
>source: recruiting officer told me

>>732077848
Basically a dick you can flick around in public without being arrested

Aren't these supposed to reduce bad habits but playing with them is a bad habit in itself?

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>>732079260
topkek

>>732079299
>Quit smoking by eating snacks when need nicotine
>Eat more snacks smoke less
>MFW I'm fat

>>732076056

A spinner, a hoverboard, and.a... vape??

>>732071739
Hey sometimes you just wanna get loaded without breaking the bank.

>>732070539
Apparently it's used for literal autists to calm their 'tisms, they really just use it as a toy, but since it's a "tool" schools are allowing kids to play with them during class.
Just what I read in a magazine.

>>732079526
>implying ADHD/ADD = ASD

I got one. I paid $45 for it too. It's like those silly bands that we're all the rage when I was in school. It probably costs less than a dollar or two to mass produce and people like me will pay exorbitant prices for them. I enjoy playing with it while I'm watching TV, taking a shit, and especially when I'm high or tripping. It's the beauty of invention. The dumb bitch that created it didn't have the smarts or the balls to patent it and make billions off of it, but someone will come along and improve on this design or figure out a new way to sell it and make all the money she lost out on. I plan on being that person and that's why I got one.

>>732079592
I'm pretty sure they're on the spectrum, bud.
In any case it doesn't matter, because they're all fuckin retards.

>>732079455
the holy trinity

>>732079789
You're right, ASD was reclassified recently.

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>>732072185
I know this is not ylyl but i just fucking loose

Kids have these, when I was their age we had Pogs. Kids of all generations are dumb and like dumb things.

it's a toy for autistic children and it is currently being used by autistic children. i dont see the problem

>>732072775
this

>>732076133
where'd you get one for a dollar, the ebay listings ive found for the cheap ones are bullshit

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>>732079260
Fucking kek

every generation has its fad toy. mine was yoyo's, this one is spinners. some time down the line its prob gonna be how much add medication you have.

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I'm 17, see kids at school with em, but I don't really want a lil spinner thing. Just kinda click my pen or keep myself busy with non gay shit.

>>732071969
>I put it up there with spinning a water bottle

Amen, and that's free if you find one on the street.

>>732080621

GTFO underage b&

>>732072945
You mean post on /b/ about childish things

>>732070539
Kids will always have some stupid fad that none of us will get. They'll forget it in a matter of months and in a decade or so will probably reminisce as part of their childhood.

>>732080621
Prepare your anus, motherfucker, you're about to be B&.

>>732070748
> THERE IZ NO GAWD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FibZJGhhTVI

Kids aren't getting dumber. They've always been like this.

>>732070748
which god?

Big kids don't like the younger kids, they are dumb and smelly
ÒwÓ

I'd rather have some gremlin playing with this or diddling a cube, than clicking a pen or tapping their foot.

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>>732070539

It's a thing that spins. There have been hundreds of other similar types of toys going back decades through all of our childhoods. Stop pretending that you didn't play with dumb shit like this when you were a kid too.

Ok spinners are cancerous only cause jow they are making crazy ones. I have a simple one myself and its is because during my classes i am anxious as fuck. But from personal expierence it helps me focus allot more, now the people who dont need them are ruining it for the people who do. There are other fidget toys but this one has seemed to become the most popular. In conclusion.these things are pure cancer for cringy teenagers trying to keep up with modern trends but very helpful to the people who use them for their proper purpose.

We should be more upset that kids under 16 own phones and social media in all honesty.

>>732070989
I lost you when you finished with Facebook. Die faggot

Fidget cube is better.

Millions of people staring at cats on their phone to kill time, and the person whose a bit jittery is the autist.

When you are waiting... do you click a pen? tap a foot? spin a penci? dance a coin between your knuckles? snap your fingers? bob your head to a song stuck in your head?

Congrats, you are an autist, by modern definition.

By the original definition, the people who buy these aren't autists. They are just idiots with their money.

>>732074496
You and me both brother

>>732081445
You bring toys to class?
I don't think you're one to talk about who's cringy.

>>732081636
+1 for fidget cube

>>732079815
pat b
go home

>>732081636
You're a grown man playing with children's toys, in public no less, stop pretending like you aren't a complete idiot, you sperg.

>>732070539
We gonna have this thread every fucking night?

>>732076896
Keks in my becks

>>732070748
How does anyone possibly understand what your analogy is supposed to mean?

>>732072719
Scotch is a mouth fedora

>>732070539
Supposed to help keep you from fidgeting with shit. Tried it one night at work. Then I threw it away.

>>732082412

It is, actually. But it's a damn good mouth fedora.

>>732070539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPz78YHndKc

People always make the excuse it's for adhd and it seems that everyone just magically has adhd now. I even tried one of these myself and it barely helps for shit

>>732082128
well, it is a step up from pretty pink ponies.

And if playing video games like pokemon red as an adult is still acceptable, then so it this.

Have any potable gaming devices? Are any of those games rated to be legally purchasable by someone under the age of 16?

You are playing with a kid's toy.

>>732082412
what's your drink of choice?

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Why is there such a fuss about a kids toy, just ignore it if you dislike it... not that hard ya bunch of fucking spergs.

Lel kids have been asking me if we sell these fucking things at my store. I just tell them no.I had no fucking clue what the hell they were...I still really don't .

>>732077848
Imagine the finger box but for the modern autist

>>732082302
Anyone with an IQ over 40 can figure out what he meant

>>732070539
Hey! You cant say kids that implies everyone. Only the autistic play with that stupid fucking annoying piece of shit

>>732071509
Jim Sterling? Is that you? He's the only person I know about who seems to give a shit about pogs

>>732083437
Nigga,every 90's kid worth his weight in salt had pogs. I fucked kids up with my venom slammer.

>>732083546
And I was that fucked kid...

>>732076926
You mean chromatic aberration retard

>>732070751
Кeк вocкpec!

>>732083546
anyone remember those fucking cheating "torpedo slammers" with the hole through the middle so you could just line it up and win every time?

Those destroyed the the fad.

>>732070539
I keep seeing these things, I know they're called fidget spinners but what the fuck do they do?

>>732083847
Everything

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>>732083437
Oh I'm sure i missed out because I didn't spend money on cardboard disks with fancy printing on them. If you're going to collect something be smart like me and Hank and collect minerals/rocks at least they are something you can show off when you're older and not look like an autistic manchild

>>732083847
It is the next stage evolution of the finger box.

What a time to be alive.

>>732084200
Well one thing they don't do is get bitches that's for sure. At least not bitches out of elementary school.

>>732083379
Which is?

>>732082481
>>732082681

Insecure fags who think what they drink is the same as a personality

Normal kids started buying toys made for children with aspergers and adhd, here we are.

>>732084338
Whoops, meant to respond to
>>732083546

>>732084423
He means kids look at them like a hungry dog looks at a big fat juicy steak and if you can't figure that out then it's time to see a behavioral therapist about your retard certificate.

>>732084452
and yet you're too insecure to tell us your drink of choice?

>>732082128
at least it obeys the laws of physics, not like Angry Birds. Most games people play on their phones could be played by a six year old, and there's no real skill involved

>>732084762
Pepsi

>>732084376
Why would you need bitches out of elementary school though ?

>>732070751
>retarded
>accept
kill yourself

>>732084904
enjoy that diabeetus
if sugar is your poison, coke is superior

>>732084851
That's because most games are played by six year olds

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>>732070751

>>732085017
Mobile gaming is played by millions (if not billions) of adults, adults are the only ones with a credit card to pay for all the FTP microtransactions

>>732084931
Fucking a little girl is like fucking a little boy who has a useless hole where the cock should be. They know nothing of passion or love.

>>732085460
in the mobile gaming business
can confirm
my job is to suck cash out of the wallets of those who have too much money (adults)
the only reason we also target children is because more users = higher rankings in mobile stores

I'm a high school teacher and a kid was playing around showing off with one of those.
I took it away and played with it the rest of class not knowing it was a new thing
I found it calming

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>>732085477
>Dispassionately professing the downsides of pedophilia when nobody would even think about it like that
Sounds like you've had some experience

>>732086124
bad news, bro

>>732071509
dude that is such a cool pog
Im gonna get it of ebay
cheers mate :)

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>>732080621
MODS MODS UNDERAGE FAG DETECTED

This place is not safe for you kid.

>>732081258
kek

>>732074192
Bakachiiii

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>>732070539
I work in a call centre and plenty of people use them to keep their hands occupied when off calls.
How about you go pay attention to something that actually matters instead of bitching like a little fucking child over a £3 trinket?

>>732088710
It's spelled center and they don't weight 3 lbs, dumbass.

>>732088855
I see what you did there.
And yet my point still, shockingly, stands.

>>732070539
I work at an elementary school in an afterschool program. A LOT of kids are getting these, and they take them out at recess. At first I thought they were pretty lame, until I realized that they can be used as a gyroscope. So I got one. Now not only can I spin the damn thing, but I can feel g-forces in my hand too. Worth the $5 to me because it's an object I can keep instead of paying for alcohol that disappears into my body.

>>732072534
Why do you allow your kids to get adicted to this shit?

>>732070751
I swear to fucking Cthulu if this is Alexei.

>>732070539

No more autistic than constantly posting this thread.

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just went through the whole thread and no gif or webm showing how it actually moves. Someone please, I don't want to look it up and give some shitty vlogger a single view even if I have adblock

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>>732089022

>>732079081
>implying a recruiter won't tell you literally anything you want to hear

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>>732081258
kek

>>732089002
No need to get all cheeky mate. We are at an impasse. We should have tea and discuss the questions of whirly twirlers at great length.

>>732072185
WTF I lOVE SHAD NOW

>>732070539
It's a consistent way of fidgetting effectively, so people who recognize that they fidget don't get distracted by finding things to fidget with anymore.

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>>732090041

>>732077400

>Harrison Ford IS an android

>>732072185
Shit. Very easy to masturbate, indeed.

>>732072719
>asks anon to get a job
>posted a pic of single malt scotch
I'd rather drink anons 6$ vodka or even draincleaner than that piss you just posted

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>>732089936

That's kind of an awesome story, just wish the product wasn't such an aspie magnet.