Speed date thread Find a bf/gf right here, right now! Just answer

>attack helicopter
>176cm
>72kg
>10/10
>I like kittens
>I'm bored

>>732071238
You got big metal tits?

>>732071238
I remember that meme

So this just for gay dudes

>>732072338
no, preferably straight females please.

>>732072859
How many females do you think are on /b/ right now?

Out of them, how many are not disgusting?

Out of them, how many are looking to play dating games with 4chan neckbeards?

F
4'11"
100lbs
6 or 7
Easy to talk to.
Boring, very

>>732073335
>How many females do you think are on /b/ right now?
1000?
>Out of them, how many are not disgusting?
all of them?
>Out of them, how many are looking to play dating games with 4chan neckbeards?
Evidently 0

>>732073424
>>732073532
i stand corrected. evidently 1.

>>732073703
>Female? Unconfirmed
>Not disgusting? Unconfirmed

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The one female

>>732074416
Timestamp?

>>732074416
Where are the tits? The timestamp?

Male
5'7
142
7
Witty musician who practices Jiu Jitsu
Very fucking bipolar

R8? I'm at Yosemite in pic

>>732074949
We can't rate you off one close up pic and a dubious angle.

>>732075105
*at a dubious angle

>>732075105
Well Damn. /b/s opinion means the world to me

>>732074928
>very fucking bipolar manlet

>>732075267
Post another pic.
Preferably one taken by someone else.

>Sex?
M
>Age?
26
>Height?
5'11
>Weight?
200
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6/10
>Best personal quality?
Chef
>Worst personal quality?
Severe pot head

Hi I'm female and I have a fetish for khv

>>732075338
I don't have people take my picture with my phone. I don't have social Media, I am boring

>>732075905
What is khv?

>>732076006
Meh, just more pics then.
And where are you located?

>>732076106
Let me Google that for you

>>732075905
then why did you not respond to OP?

pain and suffering: 1
roasties: 0

>>732076156
No R8 faggit

>>732076333
Trips!
Sure then.

You are a 6.1/10 from your stats and pic.

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
6'2
>Weight?
210lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6
>Best personal quality?
Intelligence
>Worst personal quality?
Narcissism

>>732070352
I was thinking about the guy in the picture today
didn't he commit suicide?

Sex
Male
Height
6'
Weight
165lbs
Rate
7/10
Best quality
Look like a fucking Aryan
Worst quality
Look like a fucking Aryan

>>732070352
skill specs?

>>732077058
wth why would anyone think about him

>>732077485
because he made a thread saying he would kill himself

>>732077058
Not yet.
Soon...soon..

>>732070352
M

5'7

170 pounds

7

Crazy/Horndog/like D/s/BDSM/Video Games.

Misanthrope

>>732077569
and? i mean what did you think about, what is there to think about

>>732073424
You sound perfect! Can you be my gf plz?

>Sex? M
>Height? 5'7
>Weight? 160 lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10? 6
>Best personal quality? Kind and try my best
>Worst personal quality? Depression/Anxiety

>>732076206
I'm still waiting

>>732077986
I was thinking 'hmm i wonder what happened to that guy'

>>732070352
Male
5'7"
130
7?/10
Easy going
Lazy

>>732078253
kissless hugless virgin

>>732078279
i didn't kill myself. i'm sorry.

>>732078353
Wow, and thanks Anon <3

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>Sex? M
>Height? 5'9
>Weight? 150
>Physical Rating from 1-10? 7
>Best personal quality? Funny and forgiving as FUCK
>Worst personal quality? Procrastination

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
6'2
>Weight?
155lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6?
>Best personal quality?
Honest to a fault
>Worst personal quality?
I'm kinda lazy

>>732078657
loooooool

>Sex?
Male
>Height?
5'4"
>Weight?
430 lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7
>Best personal quality?
I'm a nice guy
>Worst personal quality?
Nothing

>>732079000
>430lb
>7
How?

>>732079239
Oh yeah true

>8
Thanks man I didn't even notice

>>732079239
Hard work. Dedication.

>>732070352
>Sex?
M (FAG)
>Height?
5'8 - 5'9
>Weight?
130lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
7?
>Best personal quality?
p funny and sub af
>Worst personal quality?
depressed af, kinda lazy.

>>732077899
I'd fuck you AND your dubs

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>>732070352
>>732070352
Hi im ross
>Sex?
id rather you just suck me off honestly
>Height?
6' 13" (two separate measurements)
>Weight?
195lbs (not including my 13in cock)
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
id say like a 12 cause im ross fuckin geller
>Best personal quality?
I totally dawged my sister
>Worst personal quality?
Id dog my sister

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>>732079504
Eyyy hmu some time

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>>732070352
>Sex?
Hijra
>Height?
6 foot
>Weight?
175lbs
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
2
>Best personal quality?
Canadian
>Worst personal quality?
Too smart

>>732079847
Eww, Canadian..

>>732080056
Sorry ill correct it
>Best personal quality?
uncut
>Worst personal quality?
Canadian

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>Sex?
M
>Height?
6' 2"
>Weight?
240 lbs
>Physical rating from 1-10?
8
>Best personal quality?
I smoke weed
>Worst personal quality?
I smoke meth

>>732078409
Ah sweet you're still here. We need an iconic person you've gained quite a name for yourself

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>Sex?
M
>Height?
5"10
>Weight?
107
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
5
>Best personal quality?
I'm good at Pokemon and dating sims
>Worst personal quality?
I'm a serial killer

>>732080142
:') <3

>>732080234
>We need an iconic person you've gained quite a name for yourself
huh?

>>732070352
>>732070352
M

6'0

229

Been called a 7

If we have a similar intrest
Then itll be easy to talk to


Kinda clueless i guess.

>>732079686
how ..?

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>>732080524
>If we have a similar intrest Then itll be easy to talk to

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>Sex?
male
>Height?
5'-5"
>Weight?
160 lb
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6
>Best personal quality?
funny, tries to help ppl
>Worst personal quality?
anxious af, not socially wise

>>732080747
Yep talk about clueless but it fuxking stuck trying to talk to girls with no common ground at all

Its like talking to a brick wall
With tits

this is secretly not so secretly a catfish gathering thread

>>732080247
damn if you was a girl you would be FIERCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRzcmAEUwc

>>732074416
looks like a bitch i know. initials c n?

>>732074416
I dont know why

But she looks like shes cool to talk to

Im getting that vibe

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>>732070352
>Sex?
female
>Height?
6''2
>Weight?
138
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6
>Best personal quality?
lesbian
>Worst personal quality?
Hate Peru with a passion

>>732081239
Nope p h

>>732081478
Thanks, I am very aloof and have a perverse sense of humor. I listen to rock and metal

>>732080234
Ur a fag, OP is an insufferable cunt who posts all the time here and on /adv/ and shrugs off all advice anyone gives him. He's a fucking loser and if you think we need more of him on this website then you are a brain dead fuck

>>732082440
Wanna be my gf?

>>732078112
Taken and have kid

>>732082453
i literally never post on adv anymore, it's been YEARS

jesus let it go bunbun

>>732082534
?

Then why are you posting in a speed date thread? I feel sorry for your partner :/

>>732082586
Fuck off loser

>>732082504
Taken and have kid

>Sex?
male
>Height?
5'11"
>Weight?
202
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
6
>Best personal quality?
charming and witty sense of humor
>Worst personal quality?
depression

>>732082660
?

Then why are you posting in a speed date thread? I feel sorry for your partner :/

>>732082657
you're the loser still stalking me after YEARS

>>732082642
He's a b/tard too.

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>Sex? M
>Height? 5'11"
>Weight? 197
>Physical Rating from 1-10? 6-7
>Best personal quality? charming and good sense of humor
>Worst personal quality? arrogant and old

>>732082834
No mate, I've seen you post there less than a year ago, and then saw at least 20 more threads on various boards begging for validation or whatever you make your gay ass threads for

>>732082836
Then I feel even more sorry for him, poor fella :(

>>732082440
Same here
The only although i guess i have a dark sense of humor and i too listen to rock metal with a mixture of classical electronic (now i must clarify that it's mainly electronic music in video games) and sound tracks

I habe a weird song list according to some of my friends

>>732083032
My mistake, I didn't take the thread seriously

are there actually any wins from these ever

>>732082982
you literally didn't, last time i posted there i got banned (that was years ago)

haven't been back since. but thanks for thinking about me bunbun

>>732083082
Post songs. I used to listen to tecno rob zombie while playing rpg's

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>>732083388
..........


I cant help myself i love this game and love the music
Im a tab bit of a weeb

>>732070352
>Sex?
Male
>Height?
5'11"
>Weight?
250 lb.
>Physical Rating from 1-10?
4? I don't know.
>Best personal quality?
I got 0/25 in normie bingo.
>Worst personal quality?
I got 0/25 in normie bingo.

>>732083600
You fit?

>>732070352
>male
>6'2
>160 lbs.
>9/10
>Giant penis
>Huge ego
>Not gay.

>>732083802
Doctors says im overweight
But i have a little stomach

I guess it alsp helps that i work for a shipping company
Loading and unloading trailers

But im 6ft and about 229

>>732083324
Lol ok I still clearly remember you in july/August 2016 posting your boohoo threads

>>732084075
link or it didn't happen

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>>732074416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ONH44DPqjU

Skip to 1:05

I JUST WANT TO BE.
BE WITH YOU DARLING
LET ME FEEL YOUR HAIR BABY
STUCK INSIDE MY MIND THINKING

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU EVERYDAY
LET ME FEEL YOU AROUND MY LIFE
LET ME TOUCH YOU OR ILL FIND MY WAY
DONT BE SCARED ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MY WIFE

IS THIS THE LOVE YOU NEED
CAUSE IM LIVING LIKE YOU WANT ME TO
DEFINED BY MY OWN GREED
CAUSE ALL NEED IS LOVE FROM YOU

ITS SAD WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYE
IM HAPPY WHEN YOU SMILE
TELL ME WHEN ITS TIME TO CRY
ALL THIS IS WORTH WHILE

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>>732081763
Why peru?

>>732085084
Cause I'm from chile

>>732085369
Weeena