H-Hello Anonymous! It's that t-time again! G-General help

>>732053807
why do i feel so feminine/beta/childish even if im 6'3" and muscular

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>>732053957
B-because you have low self-esteem. I t-think you're lovely though <4

>>732054077
why are women so complicated?

>>732053957
>>732054077
yeah.. probably, but how can i change that.. i hate overthinking everything.
your voice is adorable btw. just looked up your twitch

>>732053807
Show your ass

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>>732054201
Because of the non-newtonian physics required to render their breasts

>>732054374
A-ahh. Thank you very much~! D-do you have any hobbies or particular things that you're good at?

>>732053807
Can you help me to wake up in the morning?, i mean i have to go to a place but i cant get up, bed feels too good

>>732054441
O thank you wise and heavenly female.

>>732053807
ew someone is feeling sexy today?

I think all of us just want to see you take off that catsuit.

plox more pics of body

>>732054441
not really any hobbies besides hitting the gym to look good. mostly annoyed by everything, taking antidepressents.
>>732054597
kek

>>732054597
>female.
assuming

Go away whore we only want you for sex

>>732054597
wrong

Alice, my gf wants to spend time with me this weekend (sex included) but college mates wanna go barbecue, and not everyone who will go to the BBQ is on good terms with me, what should I do?

>>732054441
You almost got quads.

Can u write out ur twitch adress i can't tell what's after the /

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>>732054512
I would s-set an alarm clock on the other side of the room so y-you have to get up to turn it off.

>>732054651
I-I'm just wearing what Celty does.

>>732054849
W-what are you taking, exactly?

>>732054925
S-spend time with your g-girlfriend.

>>732054940
/celtyplays

>>732053807

some kid trying to be femgirl on yt/twitch and getting donations doing this

your father must be proud

all bitches following this kind of people make me like ... tired ... gonna get some some sleep

>>732054870
^

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>>732053807
>>732055087

woah woah..... body suit in a thread.... and it's not the dancing webm.... where am I Alice?

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>>732055189
I j-just took the t-thread picture before I got my stream all set up f-for today, haha.

I really want to see you naked. What can I ( or you ) do to fix that?

>>732055189
traps heaven?

>>732055284
100bux

>>732054925
BBQ, take your girlfriend and if it goes sour tell your girl you're gonna giive her a wild night. leave and keep your promises

>>732055087
sometimes i feel like i don't belong in this society.

>>732054849
>>732055087
milnaneurax, like 50 to 75mg daily and i forget it often. the prescribing neurologist is pretty bad and gave it to me after like 10min talking

having issues with myself, some say im depressed but i wouldnt go that far, ive got my phases, lets just say that. it just massively drags me down that ill never be theperson i want to be, getting help seems like a waste cause in the end its just for me and ill probably kill myself at a certain point of time anyway

wat do

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>>732055088
she's been doing it for years, hon. and she's helped me in the past, so I'm pretty comfortable saying it's not just her whoring herself out for another number or two on her stream.

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0/10
not enough bunny.

>>732055364
Alan Watts, read up

>>732053807
G-Gt-tf-fo at-tt-ten-nt-tion-n w-wh-hor-re

Fuck the gay stuttering shit

>>732055529
Maybe try therapy for your stammer. don't worry it should get better with time :/

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>>732055364
I'm s-sorry you feel like you don't belong. You a-are worth more than you give yourself credit for <4

>>732055415
T-thank you Jill.

>>732055411
Smile more bud

>>732055087
Size really matters?, be honest plz

>>732053807
hey you lazy cunt will you finish your threat today?

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>>732055424
>>732055415

halooo guys

>>732055415
fuck off faggot

>>732055463
oh trust me i have tried plenty of philosophy's but non of them make me feel better. this is mostly because i trust almost nobody in this world.

>>732053807
Hello, Alice! <3
Gf doesn't talk to me about much anymore and doesn't tell me whenever she has something big planned. Should I leave her and be gay?

>>732053807
Hello alice just wanna say nice clothes, hope you have a good day.

>>732053807
I feel like I'm going to die of a heart attack at any moment, but the doctors say there's nothing wrong with my heart.

Stream link?

I'm going to kill myself but don't have access to a gun.
Hospital have records of me saying I heard voices telling me to jump out of a window.
How do I convince my mom or sister to buy me a gun so I can finally relax

I actually have a thread of youboinned from like 6 months ago. Question is why am I always bored.

>>732055831
ofc betaboi

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>>732055411
Wat do? Maybe re-define the person you want to be. It's in our nature to set too-lofty goals for ourselves. Therapy could even help with that.

>>732055663
but everything in life is worthless. even if i have some value it will all go to waste in the end because everything is just going to die.

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>>732055723
Still not enough bunny.

>>732055838
dont let your heart win just kys

>>732055838
T-that's anxiety. T-talk to your doctors again.


A-alright guys! I'm s-sorry i was a bit late today. I will b-be on time for the rest of the w-week though! (O-or I'll make my b-best attempt)

H-here is where you can reach me outside of h-here:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: thehotbox

>>732055848
l2r

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hey Alice, just wanted to make sure I said I love ya and I'm proud of you for doing what you do.
>>732055723
make sure you, yknow, say hi to the wonderful thread host too.
>>732055751
there it is! I've been waiting all week for this again <3
>>732055848
celtyplays, but she makes sure to post it at the end of each of her threads as well!

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>>732055952
Ahh! I forgot my picture. I'm losing m-my mind here today~


H-here is where you can reach me outside of h-here:

Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: Nanopup
Vaughn: thehotbox

>>732055763
Why do you assume trusting no-one is a bad thing? if you've a reason to withhold trust it's ok.

gotta trust yourself first

>>732055868
Meditate more.
You can do a lot for your sanity; I, for one, have my personality copied to both my conscious and subconscious, so if one goes briefly crazy the other takes over.

>>732055952
>>732055698
are you even trying lazy faggot i cant even shitpost anymore

>>732055952
wtf alice you asked me what kind of antidepressants i take and now you leave, 25min after opening this thread? fuck you

>>732055902
I've been working out every day, getting my life back on track and feeling great. I'm not ashamed of my sexuality, man :) have a good day, friend

>>732053807

ometimes I feel like im a ghost in the world, Like even when im surrounded by people i feel like im less there really, just numb and going through the motions. I crave to be an integral part of a social circle one day, then eschew people to be alone as the whole process tires and drains me. Its a constant push and pull with what i want and what im able to do. What could get me through this, Alice?

>>732055952
I been taking anxiety meds

2 mg of clonazepam strategically taken at different times

am i just getting tolerant? should I ask for something else?

>>732056039
yes but it also means that alan's philosophy of ''just feel good'' has no effect of me because i personally believe that he is full of shit.

>>732056056
>>732055868
Yeah, melt yourself

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>>732055986
yes.

>>732053807
Hi Alice!!
Nice to see you!

>>732055934
yep. Moar Bunny

>>732053807
I lost my soulmate, I want to kill myself, what's the best way to do so?

>>732053807
Actually, I could really use a hug.

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>>732053807
>>732056031
Hey an Alice thread! Looks like you're on your way out. Well Hi and Bye then, Babe. You ever get around to tossing out that nasty ass pan?

itt: alice
same 3 orbiters
2 betafags thats all every threath

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>>732056242
best i got buddy

>>732056233
livestream it
>>732056220
kys
>>732055986
kys
>>732055914
kys

>>732056170
That's not the philosophy I took from him, feel good when you feel good, but let go and feel shit when you feel like shit.

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>>732056233
Welcome to the club.
Want to talk about it?

>>732056267
I'm here too

>>732053807
I am pretty sure I failed one of exams in my MSc. Feeling bad about it since I was aiming for a distinction and was on track too.
Now I can only get a pass if I get through the resit. Sucks because it will delay my Masters project and graduation since I gotta get into full time work to help my mum out with household bills.
Feels particularly bad since my mum has been supportive of me going back into education after a few years of working a minimal wage fastfood service job and to just mess up at this point.

>>732056392
You seem angry. Do you need a hug?

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>>732056267
am I still a betafag, or are you finally promoting me to one of the orbiters?
>>732056242
hey anon, what's got you down?
>>732056233
don't. trust me, it's not worth it.
>>732056392
nah <3

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>>732056242

>>>>>>For you

>>732055602
This

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>>732053807
Can I have a hug and a kiss on the cheek? Either one will work

>>732056519
I think he needs fisting if past convention is anything to go by

>>732056492
>>732055424
kys?

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>>732056587

>>732056088
Let him have it bro

>>732056414
yeah but what if i just feel like shit i am gonna feel like shit forever. i need something to get me out of this mindset but i don't know what.

>>732056555
>Trust me
lost; well played, Jill

>>732056621
I'll fist him if it makes him feel any better

>>732056555
wow mmm still not orbiter

>>732055688
im not happy so i dont smile, i know that smiling itself should brighten your mood over time but it just looks stupid on me and when i feel that it didnt help i feel like i wasted my time
also nice dubs
>>732055914
even then, i just cant reach my potential cause im a massive faggot who cant get shit done
i feel like even then everythings useless anyway, as i said, i can never be who i wanted to be, not even if i tried. there are genetic factors keeping me how i am.

i feel so useless anyway, it doesnt even matter if im here or not. even if every human being is special and unique and shit.. whats the matter in the end, if im here im here and when im not than hurrah, the government doesnt have to pay for me, my family can finally concentrate on their good son and dont have to pay for me and shit

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Where the fuck are your curves you pastey white freak?

#halp4chanthisbitchneedsattention

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>>732056392
Every thread.... I almost enjoy the heckling at this point...
>>732056233
People are always changing and moving in different directions. I don't believe in a "the one" as people will always change. You are included as well, 10 years from now what you want may be entirely different (this is also why love is an action and something you work on constantly to reinforce). It hurts now, but that doesn't mean someday it won't stop and that there won't be a future for you with someone else, but in the moment, I know.. it hurts... it's supposed to. and it's ok to hurt..

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>>732056587
you alright, hon?
>>732056751
I mean in the sense that I've been on the edge of that pit before, many times. it's not worth it, and you can always come back from the edge and find something worth going on for.
>>732056800
well damn. Alice, it sounds like I'm gonna have to come suck your toes so I can get a promotion!

>>732053807
I want to convince my gf to have sex on chatroulette or something. It really turns me on to be seen by random people on te net.
How can I talk to her to achieve this?

>>732056730
Some great king once tasked a craftsman with making him an object that would make him sad when he was happy and happy when he was sad to better ground his judgement.

The gift he was presented with was a ring with an inscription on the inside reading "This too shall pass."

>>732056854
you cannot shitpost is you dont know who are you shitposting

Been diagnosed with moderate-severe ADHD-PI, dysgraphia (managed but still a huge pain), have problems with executive functions, and may have a mild non-verbal learning disability.

Been depressed quite a few times in my life, with one bout ending with a suicide attempt, landing me in a psych ward for a while. Beat drug addiction but I'm slipping back into it.

Should I wait for, and/or hope that gene therapy could help?

>>732056816
If smiling aint for you, I enjoyed hitch-hiking. Free and there's something special about having nowhere in mind and getting a lift with someone who chose to pick you up

>>732056971
color me stupid but i have no clue what that means. then again i am pretty drunk and or tired right now.

I just got one question for you Alice3D

on a scale of 1-10 how much do you enjoy having your tight little ass eaten out by a man?

>>732057192
The One constant
>>732057192
"The one constant in life is change."

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>>732057091
No, It's all a mental game.
Don't go back to that addiction. You wake up every day and tell yourself that you're going to beat it. Don't even think about it. Wake up first thing in the morning and tell yourself "I'm going to beat this addiction".

Unfortunately, I can't help you with the rest, but I'm here if you want someone to yell at.

>>732057192
"this too shall pass", meaning happiness and sadness are fleeting emotions and will eventually pass.

>>732057304
i am not really the kind of man to wait for things to magically start getting better. although maybe i am just being stubborn.

>>732057304
>>732057192
Yeah, immovable writings in metal describing constant motion. This too shall pass, whatever is going on right now will not be going on forever. this is a statement that is true, forever, in a weird juxtaposed way

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>>732057506
Sometimes things happen faster than you thought they would.

>>732057506
so then don't let mood dictate what you do and when you do it. Realize that you'll feel different from how you feel in the present moment and work around negative feelings.

Alice

>>732057506
Eyyyy, you're being honest.
If you're being stubborn in a position that's not working well for you, you're a masochist.
Maybe disney aint all bad, "Let it go, let it go etc"

>>732057796
y-yes?

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>>732057796
she's out for the night, hon. what's up?

>>732057899
my weewee is hard wanna help me? :<

>>732057899
Oh, ok. No worries. Who are you?

>>732057719
i tried that ones. just resulted in me bursting out all the the sadness i had stored up to that point. i think that it isn't so much my mood that's causing it tough. i think that there is something just screwed up in my way of thinking. something that i can't seem to change.

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>>732053807
Can you be my girlfriend please?

>>732058306
s-sure

>>732057855
nah i am more so stubborn in the fact that if i don't work towards making myself happy then i deserve to be sad because i am not working hard enough for it.

>>732058171
Maybe you needed to vent your emotions at thast point.
Keeping them bottled up is a lot like shaking up a soda bottle, and not expecting it to blow up in your face when you open it.

Hey Alice-chan, just got home from college, feeling really tired. How have you been?

got banned for saying she sound like a 17 yr old boy

prolly true

>>732058171
Would you say you're afraid feeling like this?

I just read a few of your earlier posts and you say you don't feel you belong in society, I feel the same way, but you know what I think about that?
We probably don't, unless there's a medication that can completely change and rewire how we think, we'll always be outsiders. There are other people like us everywhere, just look at countercultures.

>>732058639
dont care and
n-not your problem so fuck off

>>732058698
twitch?

>>732053807
I love you, Alice. In a friendship way. (I'm married.)

>>732058698
YOU got b& ?

>>732058844
uhm have you read the sign the wrote in the first picture?

>>732058497
i know that problem is i have nobody to vent to. i have pretty much abandoned my family because i hate them. i have no friends except for two i only pretend to be friends with because i don't want to hurt them. and one which is almost never online. this leads to me not wanting to talk about my problems because i don't want to bother her every single time she comes online.

>>732058171
Dude, you can't change it and trying will make it worse. immerse yourself something so totally that you get scared you won't make it back.

>>732058171
If you want a good place to start, think of everything that bothers you in some way, think really hard.
Relationships, your parents, past romantic relationships, the lack of a relationship, your own self-image problems and what you dislike about yourself, the stress of certain responsibilities, etc.
There are reasons you have bad reactions towards whatever it is that makes you feel so low. Keep a journal and write whenever you feel unhappy and what you think caused it. Write down if anything you did help.You're a scientist and you own self is the test subject.

>>732058421
Happiness is not an achievement to be worked toward. Play

>>732058942
Ask someone for a hug.

>>732058774
i know that there are plenty of people out there who would be great friends. but i have tried this like 13 times. most of the time we just end up ignoring each other because we don't really have to much in common. and the last good friend i had stabbed me in the back and broke my hard, so i am quite anxious about actually getting new friends nowadays.

>>732059339
my best friend tries to hug me everyday. thing is she is an online friend and thus i will never be able to truly feel it. she also does it like everyday i speak to her so it is starting to become more meaningless to me each time she does it.

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>>732053807
SHOW US YOUR DICK ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732059343
Some of my best friends are nothing like me. Why would you wanna hear the same old shit you already believe in echoed back?

Anxiety is good, it shows you're not a total retard who can't read social cues. You're scared for a reason, just not a very good reason.

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>>732058942
Here o /b/, you have the protection of anonimity
And you have these threads, in particular, to spell out what's bothering you, so you can get it off your chest, and get on with your life.

>>732059568
I was being sincere but meant a stranger whose warmth you can feel in the fleeting seconds you're with them

Why would you be so ashamed that you have a dick between your legs?

>>732059343
Ahh, I think I get it, mostly because I find myself in the same situation time and time again, but for different reasons.
You see, for some reason, I tend to tie my own self-worth on how many friends I can make, so when I fail to make friends with someone it's always "my fault" in my head, even if it obviously isn't, try to tell me that in the moment.
The issue is that this can cause you to look a bit desperate; trying too hard. If you're like this then I'll be the first one to say you need to stop doing that.
I've learned the hard way so many times that no matter how hard you try, no matter how much you attempt to relate to these people, bordering on being a total fake version of yourself, some people simply won't like you very much.
Finding the right people can be hard, and the only control we really have over it is going to things like social clubs, finding what you love to do and then looking for places that people with the same interests go (raves, concerts, art shows, etc).
Other than that we have no control, and we just have to go with it, being the most authentic version of ourselves.

>>732059116
i try to comprehend it sometimes but i get overwhelmed by all the problems i am able to list. at that point i get scared and stop because i feel guilty for even being bothered by most of the stuff that makes me sad. through lack of social skills it has become harder and harder for me to understand when i am whining and when something actually pains me. i usually go with whining because i don't want to seem like some fucking tumblr fag.

twitch/celtyplays
come spam show ur dick :)

>>732060111
One
thing
at a
time

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Well hello there

>>732059632
oh trust me i am a social retard. i only realize my mistakes after somebody points them out to me (also i am autistic so that's always fun). also i don't care if they are different but if we don't have something both of us like to do we mostly don't really talk.

>>732056233
A gun is the easiest if you have it. In your mouth, aim up for the brain stem, you really don't want to screw this up.

Next is probably Nembutal but good luck getting it. There are other things like heroin and your can combine with benzos to make it more effective. But you still might live or get found.

Hanging is a nice option. Get some sturdy rope, tie a noose and a secure knot on the other end. You can just drop off a chair for asphyxiation or do a proper hanging and drop like 10+ feet to snap the neck.

Good luck anon.

>>732059647
this might seem stupid but i don't really want to bother anybody on this board mostly i just lurk and do nothing. hell this is the first time tried talking to people and boy am i feeling scared. i can't wait for that one troll to come in and call me out for being a whining piece of garbage.

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>>732060559
Woah Woah woah, you can't let him kill himself! That's awful!

>>732053807
OP, you're truly a saint for coming back here time and time again. No help needed today, but I wanted to thank you for being a stand up anon.

>>732060569
Ya whiny bitch :)
No sweat, man. You should do something that scares you at least once a week

>>732060097
wow i never knew my social life could be described in a single comment on fucking /b/ of all places. i have tried to enter a lot more communities lately but it is always the scariest fucking thing to do ever.

>>732060569
Oh and emphasis on "that one troll" if you know what I mean

I've fucked myself over. Coming up to the end of education with nothing to show for it. I don't want to do nothing with my life, can I still achieve my dreams? I need a hug.

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>>732060569
Well, now you know you have a place you can come to.

And yes, everybody gets troll'd. It's the price of doing business here.

>>732053807
Why do pedophiles exist?

>>732060962
/b/ is a cool place if you can sift through the mounds of shite. Never quite been through what that poster described but he gave some stellar advice on the last line

>>732061121
i know i know. i really do know that i should not feel anything when a troll calls me out on something. i guess i am a lot more insecure than i thought.

>>732061163
sexy kids most likely

>>732061353
kys

>>732061163
i blame kids

>>732061416
If you're the same poster from before, I've got a feeling you'll come out alright

>>732061353
yeah i mostly come here when i am either really drunk/tired/bored. in this case it's all three. be is often just the same shit different day (much like my life.)

>>732061517
Noted, will do

I have never been more convinced that op is a dude

>>732061645
sorry but i have absolutely no reason to believe that. but i do have to admit it. you are sure giving me a lot of confidence.

who the fuck has a BAGGY latex suit

cmon op

>>732061769
livestream it

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>>732053807
Hi alice! Always good to see some oc on this god forsaken board.

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>>732061416
Practice, anon!
The more you come here, and open up, the easier it gets.
That's exactly how it worked for me.

>>732061676
(whining) Can I suggest you try to keep people more interested by adding more to the conversation, it might help you out with your friendships. When i'm tred and bored I like to smoke a fat joint and knock myself the fuck out

>>732061893
Nice dubs

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>>732062166

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>>732062166
checked.

>>732061958
will do anon friend thanks for all the advice you all have given me. hopefully i go to far places. probably gonna head off now because it is very late at night. (although knowing me i will probably stay longer.)

>>732062117
wait wat? i have absolutely no clue what you are trying to tell me.

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>>732062409
You're Welcome!
See you around!
And remember,
"There is no limit to your Horizon."


:)

>>732062409
Take care

>>732062687
:)

So, does anyone know whats up with this Alice?

Is that a god-tier troll or what? I see those threads pop up from time to time, but can't fucking understand tf is going on.

Lately she's been posting those threads & replying few times and then leaving to stream

I need a wingman.

>>732063082
Just a trap that dropped out of a psych degree and is struggling to come to terms with h-herself

>>732063139
And I need a steak sandwich, man

>>732063082
seeking attention, needs to see people arround the net more stupid than her to feel good.

nothing special, just a attention begging whore who will u answer in one phrase and switch to the next one ^^

>>732053807

Hey, Alice. I've never talked to you before, but I'm needing it now. I'm a gay, non-binary college student. I've met a gay trans boy, 12 days younger than me. He needs other people's approval. I love him. I want him. I've been mulling over my confession. My friends hate him for his past sins. I'm religious, so I have a lot of self-hate. I wouldn't hate him, though. I love him, and I'd do anything for him. But I'm too shy to talk to him, so I have to give him notes. We've been talking for 6 days, but so far, I love his personality and I would endure hell for him. If I confess my feelings, It might cost me my friends and my friendship with him. What should I do, Alice?

>>732063294
I can help with that-

>>732063359
kys

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>>732063294

How bout an Italian Submarine?

show feet

>>732053807
How do I make friends? Right now my boyfriend is my only real friend. How can I make new ones?

>>732063454

If I didn't think suicide was a sin, I would.

>>732063082
Standard avatarfag circlejerk but with the depression and desperation turned up to 11.

>>732063473
It'll do, thanks kind anon

>>732063542
s-sex dear

fuck everything u can get and u´ll see how many friends u´ll get.

think about it, why whoeres r so popular?

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>>732063626
Youre welcome!

>>This is now an Italian Beef Thread

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Why the fuck do you stutter in text
You're fucking typing you have literally no reason to stutter faggot

>>732063542
Talk more, ask questions and get interested in people whenever you can.
Alternatively, and hear me out on this one, you could act like a whore and show your tits

>>732063789

The stuttering is part of the charm, part of the adorable nature. She's shy as a character and she acts like it.

>>732063359
kys pls

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>>732063789
Maybe she likes the rattle of the keys she add extra ones in

Also sandwich

>>732053807
the fuck are you wearing?
you look nicer in loose clothes btw

>>732063656
No, not into swinging because I find it morally wrong and disgusting and I'd ever cheat on him. Sure whore are popular but don't have true friends >>732063856
Thank you for your input. Your first idea sounds best. I guess I need to get involved and interested. Now to find someone who even want to talk to me

>>732053807
Hey Alice! I don't have the time at the moment to stay but just wanted to send you a quick hug. <3 <3 <3

>>732063997

See

>>732063573

>>732063898
kys
>>732063789
because he is a fucking retarded faggot

>>732064051
kys

>>732053807
>I'm here for you anonymous
>posts 8 times total
low effort thread

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What do? Shes been pining over me non stop. I miss her but don't feel motivated to try and fix things with her. And in a weird way i kinda get off by this.

>>732064036
gross dear.. he never have to know about it, and fast u´ll find joy in it belive me.

or: u can pretend to interest in someones interests..sure XD

>>732063573
its not suicide if you are already dead so no sin
so you are free now livestream it to ur b/rothers

>>732064192
send:
generic excuse

>>732064188
It looks like others took up the slack.

Alice? I don't know how to make it more obvious that I like this one girl I know.

>>732064265

It gives me hope, right now, to have faith in God. It gives me hope that someday, things will improve. And I won't kill myself, because of who I'll hurt. I won't even self-harm, as that's a sin.

>>732053807
off yourself

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>>732053807
Do you want something warm inside your stomach today? Got the right thing for you full with protein!

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>>732064000
Checked.

>>Nice sandwich, btw.

>>732064510
jk be stronk

>>732064036
>>732064192
You got 3 main options
1. stop, either explain it to her or ghost her idgaf
2. explore your horrific desires, manipulate her emotionally/sexually and find out how bad you can make yourself feel
3. get back with her

I can't recommend any in particular bwhen you make a choice you're gotta stick by it, don't be a faggot in limbo all the time

>>732053807
Can you stop pseudo-stuttering? It's old and annoying.

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>>732064255
What don't you get? I don't cheat not because of fear of him finding out but I don't because I love him so want to stay loyal and show my respect. I'm not looking for fuck buddies of any sort. He's the only sexual partner I had.
As for pretending well it depends, if someone is boring as fuck I won't bother to try to get to know them and the ones I do I'll be genuinely interested in.

>>732063898

lol nigga she's speaking normal on her stream, cursing like mad at times. She only stutters on 4chan as far as I can tell, everywhere else she talks just normally.

>>732054404
(Post No.)
404: Ass not found

>>732064165
Oh that was real edgy, new fag. GTF out of here.

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>thin male hips
>bony male hands
>veiny forearms
daily reminder this is a mentally ill guy, people.

>>732064757
Bingo. also you spelt 'autistic' wrong in your folder name

>>732064778

Probably easy to stutter in text and not so easy during quick-thinking gameplay.

>>732065075
I didn't make the image only saved it

>>732064882
no, you

>>732065242
Yeah I figured, just found it funny. I knew a girl that said to me that joining the dodgeball club was the best thing she'd done in years, maybe there's something off-the-wall like that you could try.

How do I avoid feeling like killing myself after coming down from adderall?

>>732053807
Alice you look real cute with that

>>732053807

How do you hide your cock when you take lewd pics?

>>732065505
I'm not very athletically gifted or outgoing sadly and actually at my college there are no clubs running right right now because of study period. I think I might just engage conversation with people in some game and add them

>>732065618
Xanax or other benzos. Alcohol works but then you'll be hungover after.

>>732053807
How can I get rid of my acnea?

>>732065891
How many mgs of xans would you suggest for 20 mgs adderall

>>732066313
I don't know I used Valium.

Just take a small dose it'll put you to sleep.

Is this your first time on adderall? You shouldn't feel like shit after only 20mg unless you're new to it.

If you ever redoes a ton and stay up for like 3 days or something you'll probably need it to sleep though.

>>732064705
How should I go about doing #2

>>732053807
Alice-chan when did you start posting on tuesday! How do we knows its you? ): also can i have cuddle buddy to take a nap with?

>>732066696
Well I used preworkout because it gives it an extra kick
And after doing it like that before I noticed I get that kms feeling

>>732053807
fucking cunt stalking me again, so sick of your nonsense.

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>>732053807
I could use some help... How do I become more empathetic? No trolls, I'm dead serious, I really want to know. I want to be able to understand others and communicate with people better.

>>732067794
W-well an-anon, j-just f-fucking k-k-k-kill yourself, f-fu-fuc-fuckf-fuckface

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>>732068038
Come on I'm serious about this.

>>732067599
To be honest adderall is kind of shitty, it's mixed amphetamine salts. It's 75% dextroamphetamine and 25% levoamphetamine. The levo is the shitty stuff. Dexedrine is pure dextro so it's better.

If you really want a stimulant that makes you want to kill yourself after try benzedrex (seriously don't though, that was a joke. It shot my blood pressure to near lethal levels one time)

>>732068118
here's a good start. if you don't feel anything from this you're ackshually a sociopath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0Th1q9J90E

>>732053807
is your name alissa nicholson?

>>732066782
I tend to just sit on the toilet and wait.
Seriously though if you were to do this, an I don't reccomend it, you'd have to arrange a meeting with her, maybe at your place pretending to want to give her a chance. Once you do meet up you'd have to slowly make it clear to her that you're only wanting her for the sex. Don't talk about this beforehand, you want to put her on the spot. If she doesn't sound interested you've gotta be 100% prepared to walk away.

Play it by ear, idk what she's like. You should get laid on meeting #1 or walk away; push her limits, If you're meeting her outside, pick somewhere in advance you can go for a walk somewere quiet so that if she is interested, you can get a blowjob out in the open. She'd either be your sex slave and walk around with your cum on her face or you fall back on option 1 and move on. You gotta play it by ear but get what you want

>>732067794
Why just why?

>>732069101
Thanks anon that's something I can pull off. I can ghost her again with no problem. I miss the fuck outta her but I'm a fucked up person that can just leave someone in the dust. She's been wanting to meet up so I'm pretty much already there

>>732069822
Well if it goes well, you could make her a regular thing. Maybe you're into bondage or maybe want to make herself dress like a slut when you're out in town, limitless possibilities

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>>732068625
I don't know what's going on.
>>732069679
Because I feel as if I'm missing out on what it means to truly be alive. I want to know what love feels like too.

>>732070340
She's got mental issues and all that kinda stuff. I'm sure she's into some kinky ass shit.

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>>732070394
O-ok a-anon you just h-have a several case of a-autism i recomend to r-remove your head from your b-body to be more empathetic

>>732053807
Why do you promise to help people and then you ignored me in the thread and you quit responding to my emails.

Does it make you feel like a good person, when in reality you're just as fucking awful as the worst of all people?

>>732070965
Because you're a stalker idiot.

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>getting help from a socially retarded, stuttering bitch on 4chan

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>>732070926
How?

>>732053807
Lewd Alice best Alice

Sexy as fuck

how do i get people to not bite on my steez?

>>732071017
>it's stalking to go into PUBLIC threads where you BLATANTLY ADVERTISES AS HERSELF

neck yourself faggot

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>>732071064
Can you help me instead? >>732067794

>>732071121
No, the things you left out were stalking idiot. Do you think people don't forward emails?

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>>732071138

Can't help you with empathy, I'm a psychopath.

Don't think it's something you can learn, you either have it or you don't.

>>732071174
if you read the emails, you'd know i never stalked her you fucking retard.

again, end your life you worthless fucktard.

>>732071085
find something that makes you cry. pain is good for healing. not so good for wallowing

>>732071278
She is kinda on the same boat.

>>732053807
I'm back. Why do you help people I dont understand.

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>>732071278
Hmm I didn't know that... thank you for telling me.
>>732071304
But I don't know how to feel sad enough to cry for real

>>732071138
I guess I can...
I'm autistic, but people can't tell anymore. I hate to admit it, but some of that is thanks to /b/. The first thing I learned was to lurk more. I don't say things unless I'm certain about how they will be interpreted. I listen, a lot. I told myself everyday that I wasn't better than anyone, that I needed to invest myself in the lives of others. Finally, I studied. The philosophy of emotions, interpersonal communication studies, and even just good old people watching were excellent help. I started young (highschool) and that helped, but you can learn this stuff at any age.

>>732053807
Why am I such a failure at life?

>>732071554
she doesn't help people, she does it to inflate her ego. she'll hurt you just as much as any other generic roastie. she is just doing this to feel better about herself, she doesn't give a fuck about anyone.

>>732071298
There's that temper again. You should just give up, it was creepy ages ago.

>>732071572
You are fucking attention whore

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Hello fuckface, your admins learned to rangeban I see, eat shit and die

>>732071699
you must be thinking about someone else. you're incomprehensibly retarded. fucking kill yourself.

>>732071410

You don't really need it tho, as long as you understand what it is and what's its purpose. You know, someone has a shitty day, you try to cheer them up. Someone's friend/family member dies, you express your condolences etc.

You don't need to share other people's feelings. As long as you're not a complete social retard and oblivious to others' feelings and social norms - you'll do fine.

>>732071572
>But I don't know how to feel sad enough to cry for real

That's not lack of empathy. That's shallow affect, another symptom of psychopathy.

>>732071785
I'm only trying to help.

>>732071818
>symptom of psychopathy
Proof enough you are just being edgy and not actually a "psychopath".

>>732071771
Jack stole my name and turned it into a disgusting meme. I'm still salty.

-Skelington

>>732071643
Then why does she give them money?

>>732071856
Bull fucking shit. You are not. If you did, you wouldn't have done what you did to me. Worthless attention whore cunt.

>>732071572
then you're 12 and had the easy life or a true sociopath

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>>732071581
You write a lot...
>>732071705
I'm not have sexual intercourse with Alice.
>>732071771
Hi, what brings you here?
>>732071818
I can't be a psychopath... I can't.
Maybe I'm the good kind of psychopath? I have no desire to hurt people unless they take my watermelon

>>732071963
>proof needed

also
>giving money shows you care
lol no it doesn't. if anything it shows you care less, you just feel like throwing money at a problem instead of actually fixing it.

>>732071818
Flat affect is usually the result of dopamine imbalance. This is why it's common with schizophrenia.

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>>732072016
What's the difference of a sociopath and psychopath? I'm 6 years older than, btw.

>>732071938
>>732072072

Psychopathy is a type of personality.

It's got nothing to do with being edgy. Most psychopaths aren't criminals, or murders or whatever you see in the movie.

It's just a type of personality. That's it.

>>732072072
I do write a lot. I speak very little.
I take it you weren't looking for my answer?

I'm just posting to burn through this thread now, fuck Alice and her attention whoring

>>732053807
I'm gay wut do?

>>732072117
I don't know really. Does it? Money is always useful.

>>732072178
i'm not a damn dictionary, look that shit up, nigger. and if you don't cry then you lie because you ain't got no alibi you ugly

Alice doesn't care about you- TRUTH

>>732071988
Well that escalated quickly. I'm blocking you, so suck a bag of dicks.

>>732071988
Alice left a few hour ago to her shitty stream anyways... What she did?

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>>732053807
How can I connect deeply with a friend?
Why does the only person claiming to have the desire to be a close friend to me somehow appears to not really give two shits about me unless I initiate a conversation?
And even then the conversation feels sort of one-sided because I'm always the one triggering a response.

How do I make a deep connection with someone? Why do I have this obsession with having at least one friend that is very close to me?
Why does anyone I try to become friends with always seem to open up to others more than to me, unless I ask questions but then it feels forced. How. Why. What makes all my relationships with everyone so shallow... I'm just here genuinely wanting to be good friends..

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I want Alice to succ my pee pee.

I'm depressed right now sorta. My family doesn't believe in me and I need a girlfriend. What do?

>>732072372
No she didn't, she was in here not too long ago.
>>732072359
Like I give a fuck. YOu're evil, worthless, and a fucking psychopath liar. Only the extremely retarded still fall for your lies.

>>732072326
Homosexuality goes against God.
Shock therapy.

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>>732072072
Disappointment.

>>732072496
>Only the extremely retarded still fall for your lies
But this is the first time I've spoken with you. I usually avoid stalkers.