Hey /b/ > You decide to finally have a baby > Kid gets

Abort in utero. They test for that

>>732052927
if you kill the kid you can get out in 25 years, still better than life
just chose a state with good prisons
stack your Kindle with Russian Literature and you are good to go

>>732054038
Why dont just throw him in the sewer somewhere no one will see you and tell your wife he is missing?

>>732054140
too many security cameras nowadays

>>732054338

>The sewer
>Security cam

Wow big brother must have been real good at his job

>>732054409
how to reach the sewer without going tru one CCTV?
dissolving its body is not easy as in movies

An hero

>>732054479
You dont need to dissolve him, you just have to throw him into the sewer, and tell everyone else he fell in, and they believe you since ur the father

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>>732052927
>give up for adoption

jee that was difficult

>>732052927
that's why you need to get a genetical exam of the amnios if your wife is over 35 years old

Find farm. Find pigs. ????. Prophet.

>>732052927
parents who don't abort a child with down syndrome should be charged with bullying, because that dumb fuck is gonna get bullied all day every day.

>>732054640
i do not live in new delhi
from the appartment to underground level has many cameras
police do investigate specially in retarded babies deaths

>>732054685
they take it?
anyway you would have to deal with family members judging you
jail still better if few niggers there

Cot death, straight up. It's cruel to allow a person to live as a mongoloid

>>732052927
Drown him in the bathtub say it was an accident

>>732055075
they investigate and you can still get a small sentence

I would burn my fingertips and try to run away and start new family if it is firstborn
becaming amish

Keep the kid
Call him/her Lump
See how kid goes on in life
Any fuck ups swap my dummy with another downs kid
They all look the same, no one would know
Who's gonna listen to these kids, they're retarded, probably having an "episode"
Keep doing this until I get myself an athlete
All called" Lump"
Special Olympics yo!
Even is he/she is shit I'll just do the old switcheroo until I get a winner
Ride of their winnings, treat the kid too, they did me well
Old dog goes on in life
Back end starts going as it does with all dogs
Take shotgun
Drive lump to a swamp
Point gun at Lump
See the tears in their eyes as if they actually understand what's happening
Can't do it
Drive away
Lump doesn't know the way home
As an old man I get curious
I drive out to see if Lump is still there
There Lump is
Lumps sat alone in a buggy marsh
Totally motionless except for their heart
Mud flowed up in to lumps pyjamas
Local piranhas confused
Ecosystem of local swamp destroyed

Convince the retarded kid that he can fly with cardboard wings and let him jump off a block of flats

>>732055357
that works better, if no witnesses
but he would have to grow and learn to understand you

>>732055075
Could be charged for negligence

Maybe "he shoved his meccano into the wall socket"?

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>>732054978
>have to deal with family members judging you
u think they want a retarded grandchild?
cuz they dont

a chick, friend of my ex, had pennyroyal tea to abort and police visited her 3 times and gave up,
but they tried to frame her

Just keep winding him up near precarious places such as sets of steep concrete stairs and rocky cliffs. One of his spastic wobblies will see to his fortunate demise

>>732055977
>but religion
>but love unconditionally
>but they are "special" and love purely
bullshit

>>732052927
it doesnt matter if ur kid has down syndrome or not once u get a kid its all done lol

>>732056187
you can shoo him out when old

>>732056072
>but religion
so drop him off at a church

>>732054776
This. Even in [my shithole country] most downies get flushed.

it is your problem
be a man and off with it

even if go to hell

My gf's twin has down, her older brother is paid out the ass by the government for taking care of him. So I'd probably keep it as a family pet, dealing with it's bullshit, all the while getting paid almost $1000 a paycheck

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questions!
if we breed many downies, can we make a 30 cromossome creature that can have superpowers??

Down Syndrome kids are actually pretty cool. It's not great to have one, but there is still meaning and value to their existence and fulfillment in their care. You just have to adjust your plans for the future, which can be a crushing loss, but there is still value and love to be had.

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>>732056654
why government would pay to help the most useless always?

>>732056912
kys white knight

they are angels until they discover fapping
them they cannot stop beating their meat DOWN

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always ask yourself
what hitler would do?

>>732052927
I'd buy the little shit a computer and put him on /b/

Im down and I am fully functional

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>what to do?

I don't know, maybe find out if murder is legal where you live?

Serves you right for fucking a tetragenarian.

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>>732055252

He's in my fucking head tho...


>>732052927

This happened to a bar tender I know. She used to party all the time, and make fun of hurr durr kids. She just had her first kid and its a Downey. Now shes all "He's so beautiful" and all that shit.

A part of me would love to just be like "I bet five bucks if you could get rid of it without the guilt, you would have."

>>732057425
I'm down too.

To

P
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>>732052927
>care for this person for the rest of your life

i've always made clear to friends and family that if i had a retard baby and it died of sids... that it wouldnt have been bc of sids

i also believe abortion should be legal until the 36th trimester. so no moral quandaries for this guy

>>732054038
u cant take a kindle to jai. but i know a dude (im in cali) who was in jail in minnesota dontcha know. and u could actually get bootleg kindles in commissary

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>>732054140

>>732057699
but there is libraries right?
to read crime and punishment

>>732054640
you dont need to do that either

go to florida, google how to use chloroform to knock out the infant, kill the infant using chloroform and blame someone else (anyone is fine, id do like treyvon martin) and ur good to go

inb4 still illegal
casey anthony got away with it

>>732057806
>casey anthony
she is hot, any leaks?

>>732052927
Just don't have a kid. People on 4chan shouldn't be allowed to reproduce anyways.

>>732052927
Hope it's a girl, and mash her potatoes instead of jerkin it.

>>732052927
>you have to care for this person for the rest of your life.
You're sooo wrong, mate.

>>732058013
but Stef convinced me to have lots of white kids

>>732052927

love him

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>>732057884
here u go. honestly didnt think thered by any, but hey, when there's a /b/ there's also a rule 34

>>732058094
you die first and it is alone and helpless or the gov takes care

>>732058142
shadi fucking lay anon
moar

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>>732057884

>>732058154
Mate, there's no autistic faggot in my (whole) family.

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>>732058142
She reminds me of cooking with a microwave.
Hot on the outside.
Cold on the inside.
Will kill any child you put inside her.

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>>732052927
> this person for the rest of your life.
>person

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>>732058536
>Cold on the inside.
you don't know her

>>732057618
Am I the only one that shits my pants when I see deformed fetuses?

>>732052927
Have a car accident, bad enough to kill the baby not to kill you.

>>732058910
something definitely happens in my pants, but it's not shitting

>>732054978
what kind of down syndrome specialized police you got?
"-Ok so we got 2 cases. One with a raped and murdered young lady, and another with a down syndrome child that fell in the sewers. Which one should we pick?
-How many times do I have to tell you, we have a high priority on retarded baby deaths, Henry!"

>>732058973
social workers are crazy for the specials

>>732058142
nice feet

Take him off shore fishing with Fredo.

>>732052927
SIDS

>>732058872
> Murders own daughter.. Not cold hearted.

Suuuure buuuuddy

>>732059321
innocent

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what about his one???

>>732059468
If you fucker her... it is considered a 3some?

Spartan cliff chuck.

>>732059539
If one consented and the other didn't.. Is it still rape?

>>732059638
if you roofie one do they both pass out?
can one like buttsex and the other one hate it?
imagine the dicksucking. the only girl(s) that can suck your dick and balls at the same time.

>>732060317
yes, it would be hell and heaveb

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>>732060317
> "the only girl(s) that can suck your dick and balls at the same time."
Unfortunately it doesn't look like it.

>>732060697
fucking kek
what a lucky guy

off course you can do it, just turn a little in bed, not in seat tho

>>732060697
moar??

>>732053582
/thread

You're clearly the retard here, OP. You're also a faggot, but that's beside the point.
People with DS are fully functional, happy people who live regular lives

>>732060855
>>732060923
No more guys.
Only pic I've ever seen.

>>732061424

moving to /r