Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>732033354
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Winner present.
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>732046893
I didn't.
Claim
Tenryuu claimed
Best German CV claimed
>>732046715
BBy boi
>just wondering if it's you
>>732047161
Post lewds
>>732047242
>>732047247
shoo
1 piping hot Dominos pizza
>>732047304
Yo chill
>>732047247
Is there any other?
>>732047326
Just one
>>732047135
I'll kill you.
Back OFF
>>732047042
Sono why do you do this to me?
>>732047403
Fine
>>732047304
Hi new waife claimer
Do i know you ?
>Totalynotbait.exe
>>732047373
Just checking
How was your day ?
>>732047048
What's she watching?
>>732047135
Oh yeah now I remember lol
How many favors do I owe you?
>>732047415
Do what? I'm still yours!
>>732047509
You're my favourite poster <3
>>732047359
red hair cunt
>>732047538
my ding ding is rly hard
>>732047582
You "came on his lap"
>>732047538
Just as depressing and dull as every other day. Yours?
>>732047582
She's just kinda staring at her desktop, bored.
>>732047582
About 195 more.
Do me a favor and give me a kissu in front of her.
On the cheek.
>>732047415
>uses Sono as meatshield
>>732047650
but this was before we met..!
>>732047705
Does she get bored easily?
>>732047586
Cool
>>732047304
You can't stop me m80
>>732047787
>misses your cheek and plants a kiss on your lips and quickly pulls away
i'm sorry!
>>732047787
>blade changes course and impales you
>>732047798
Don't talk to him. He's trying to steal you from me!
>>732047857
SONO!
STOP!!!
Claiming best girl.
>>732047798
She does.
>>732047896
>
>>732047638
That's Eyebrow Cunt/Redheadfag to you
>>732047857
Wow, how can you be so klutzy? I said cheek, you... klutz.
>rubs lips clean
Make up for it!
>>732047880
>smug glare
damn, I'm tired
>>732047787
>>732047857
>>732047927
>>732048075
Slep
I need to bathe. Be back soon. Probably.
>>732048058
Stop talking to my baby!
Stop trying to take her away.
>>732048081
Ewww, what the hell is this thing
>>732048157
I'm not even trying, she just comes to me for some reason.
>>732048118
No! I must stay awake!
>>732048151
Get wet
>>732048160
oh hey, aikawa. I heard you're from Germany?
>>732047954
Dat cosplay though
Or is it Rory drawn to their style?
What would turn into the halberd?
We will never know...
>>732048228
Tell her to stop!
She's mine and she's only allowed to love Me!
ONLY me.
>insert complaint about RP here
I just wanted to procrastinate in peace.
>>732048075
Hello, friend.
>>732047880
but her lips feel so goooood...
>>732047954
That's sad I'm the same way.
>>732048058
>pecks your cheek softly and hides my blush
hmph
>>732048081
Hi Saya
>>732048075
go to bed!
>>732048151
no!!!
>>732048160
"This thing" is Saya and Saya cutest!
>>732048249
But it's past your bed time already.
>>732048296
Forgot image
>>732047638
I hate you , and Syndra too
:0
>>732047705
Paper work , paper work , some gwent , then paper work and now 4chan
>Want some overwatch boi ?
this one is mine
>>732048249
Yep I am, why?
>>732048360
looks pretty disgusting to me, ew...
>>732048296
>>732048363
N-uh~
>>732048346
I feel like going to sleep soon. Do me a favor and do my bed, then get in it and wait.
>>732048309
Winner? Is that you?
>>732048346
no u
>>732048360
I MAKE MY OWN BEDTIME!
>>732048504
>Futaba
That's not Makoto
>>732048573
Cuz I'm your friendly Nazi neighbour, just below you
>>732048365
What did i do now?
>>732048504
Best Persona 5 girl. Almost committed heresy thanks to her. Had to read Saya No Uta again.
>>732048573
You're the disgusting one!
>>732048346
You're not supposed to do that!
You're hurting me!
Stop talking to her, your mine and mine forever. You're not allowed to kiss her, hug her, come on her lap, hold her hands, anything like that! You hear me?!
>>732048573
She's mine and you're not allowed to flirt with her at all!
>telling Sono to get in bed.
You bitch! I'll fucking rip out your intestines!
>>732048749
Consider suicide
>>732048641
>Winner
That'd be me!
Been awhile, how are ya?
>>732048641
I know better. Bed time. Slep.
>Makoto
Pfft, Futaba best Persona girl by far.
>>732048657
>Best Persona 5 Girl
Honey, no, you fucking misstyped Makoto
And we're not even starting with the adult waifus like Takemi and Kawakami
>>732048817
ayy, I'm fucking great you fucking heretic
>>732048859
no, fuck you
>Futaba best Persona girl
Excuse you, Makoto is much better and Takemi is even better
>>732048657
No, you are! Monster!
>>732048749
o-okay, don't worry, I got this.
>>732048641
Hmm, I just checked the map. There's Austria, Switzerland and Italy, in that order.
>>732048573
I can't! I'm being called away again, goodnight Aikawa <3
>kisses
>>732048641
I wish...
>>732048749
You're scaring me..
I feel like Aikawa is safe, and you're dangerous
g2g again, sry
>>732048916
Chara, you have shit tastes. You like worst persona AND you like Louise
>>732048995
Pfft, fine...
>pats head
Bye.
I wish Chara will taste my shit.
>>732048916
>you fucking heretic
>filename related
It's good to hear you're doing great, though.
Marina, faggots.
>>732048950
Yeah, It should be Austria
>>732048995
just DO ET
>>732048997
Bullshit, just objectively Takemi is pretty damn nice. Shit ones woud be Ohya
>>732049070
Oh shit
Quite literally
>>732049072
>Heresy
>Win
I don't even see a single letter in common, dear
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>732048995
Maybe if you didn't run off to every anon you see I wouldn't be mad!
Aikawa is a homewrecker!
All I want is you to love me. But it's obvious you don't.
Aikawa is like the Wild Things. They go along and take my honey.
>>732049054
Back. Off. Sonokawa.
>>732048916
Futaba by far the best girl in any Persona game.
Takemi is ok, but Kawakami, kek, no.
>>732048950
I may be, but Saya is certainly not!
>>732049245
I can probably give you some of Sono's cum if you're that hot for it.
Want?
>>732049214
Oh, well hello there. I was near your border and skiing at the mountains once. Zugspitze.
Gonna sleep now, bye bye
>>732049327
disgusting slimy alien flesh monster, EW
Recommend me trap / androgynous yaoi romance or drama anime
>>732049214
hey you nerd <3 good to see you around, it's been something like weeks since I saw you
>>732049421
Boku no Pico
>>732049214
My theory is that it's actually spelled
HEREWINSY
But since the win is clearly silent when it's pronounced, they just decide to take out of the word when they spell it for practical applications.
>>732049421
is that girl licking a DS game
>>732047009
Claiming the reindeer sow? Really?
>>732048118
Are you Hebrew?
>>732048504
I was going to start playing this game today, and you ruined it
>Suika claim
>>732049413
Stay away from Sonokawa!
She's mine! And only mine!
You're not supposed to have that, so give it up!
Stay. Away. From. Sonokawa.
>>732049327
Oh come on, a teacher who fucks her student in a maid outfit and does whatever the fuck he wants to...
damn, she is thirsty
>>732049413
goodnight
>>732049428
Yes. Who are you tho? Wait, is that you? No wait, I don't know...
>>732049494
makes no fucking sense to me whatsoever. But I guess you also can't spell cat kitten with win
>>732049584
Nice butt
>>732049659
it's love anon, yo <3
I didn't even want to post here or look for this shitparade but then it pops right up as the very first thread on the first page.
Bloody well done.
>>732049682
Don't let Sonokawa flirt with you!
I never get the chance to really talk to him. All the time when I come in the thread, he leaves.
>>732048249
I got very wet and am now mostly dry. Except my hair but that takes a while.
>>732048258
I think it's just Rory in the PSG style. Either way, I rather like it.
>>732048346
That's a shame.
>>732048346
Don't worry I'm back. It wasn't a long bath.
>>732048365
Doesn't sound too fun. At least you're relaxed now.
Sure, send me your battle.net. I'm not too high a level though since I switched from PS4.
>>732049684
Love anon! It's been a while.
>>732049808
>I didn't even want to post here.
Its simple, don't.
>tfw busy and the oldfags are showing up
>>732048365
>>732049659
you can't spell anything without win if you're a winner.
How has your job been?
You're talking to love-anon by the way.
Or someone impersonating them.
>>732049808
It happens often during hours where activity is high. Unfortunately it makes posting a pain b/c threads come and go so quickly.
>>732049684
oh, hello there love anon! How are you?
>>732049808
Welp, guess we have to welcome you to /waifu/
>>732049854
very nice then. Welcome back
>>732049823
Well Sono does everything I say, I could just tell her to... satisfy your desires.
Seras claimed
>>732049808
You're such a bully please go away like oh my god you are so mean.
>>732049808
thank god you showed up to post, otherwise I wouldn't know how pathetic I am <3
>>732049854
I was here yesterday though <3 I think I said goodbye to you but you were in a rush to leave.
>>732049990
I'm doing my best <3 what about you? it's been a long time since I saw you. staying safe and busy, I've heard?
>>732050009
Tell her to back of you, perhaps.
Tell her to be loyal to me!
Me Sonokawa made a deal. He's not allowed to love anyone but me!
>>732049979
good thing I'm a winner too then!
Job was fun, got my paycheck too and now I got another job where I'm overpayed
>>732050063
Yes, that's correct. I'm at home, adoring my kittens and my girlfriend and have another job again and university.
It's pretty nice lately
>>732050119
Why do you like Sono anyway
>>732050119
Forgot pic
>love anon
Damn, I wonder how many times that faggot has been cucked
>>732049955
Can't ignore it, its against ye olde principles. Same for replying. I can not bring shame to my species of cave trolls
>>732049990
Oh no you fuckin' don't
>>732050057
>>732050063
Taking my ammunition before I could even use it up eh? Witty motherfuckers.
>>732050227
I just do!
She's super cute. She acts super cute too!
>>732050221
good good <3 pet those kittens!
>>732050329
actually zero <3 I was the one who cheated in that relationship.
>>732048650
Everything ?
>>732049854
>At least you're relaxed now.
Im relaxing when you talk to me bby
>winkyface.exe
Graf #22718
invite plox
>>732049970
>Old fags
Like you are new here
>Right USA Carrier ? :>
>>732050057
Hush Hush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vffFBQo2X04
>>732050329
Filter it, you autist.
>>732050361
You think so?
>
>>732050412
Post pantsu
>>732050329
but I just did
>>732050402
can't, they're busy playing and running around
>>732049413
No! You're slimy and disgusting!
>>732049579
I'm not.
>>732049659
She's a whore.
>>732050412
I'll take it.
>>732046932
mai waifu
>>732050493
I've said it before, that sounds really hot
>>732050221
>I'm a winner too then!
That's the spirit!
>overpayed
God I wish that were me.
Is it by a lot, or just a bit?
>>732049488
i can only fap to that so many times
next
claimed
>>732049990
Thank you. Nice to be back.
>>732050063
I had to quickly leave haha! I'm here now though so I can actually talk to you. How have you been?
>>732050412
Smooth.
I'll add you. I assume you're on the U.S servers?
>>732050493
That's fucking hot.
>>732050418
Filtering is defeat. I'd rather face what I hate head on. Pretending that you solve a problem by ignoring it is FUCKING WEAK. Stop being a pussy.
>>732050402
You might confuse lust with love then
>>732050511
You made a mistake, be a man and admit it.
>>732050655
i got nothing bruh
>>732050606
Did it on my lap later, took her forever to clean back up.
Nighto
>>732050775
>problem
The only problem is you
>>732050508
No way boi :<
>Not drunk enought
>>732050572
You take everything
>like .mp3 .jpg etc
>>732050718
US ? nooo bro , Eu ofc
>>732050833
Oh yes, sing my praises!
>>732050533
and thirsty for that Joker Dick
>>732050640
Not a lot, it's just...
I have to work 10 minutes per hour
those 10 minutes are yelling around to hand me the filled out questionaries.
then wait again.
I get paid 10 bucks per hour
>>732050655
Boku Girl
>>732050718
You're WHALECUM
>>732050775
I made a mistake? Nah, not really. That would mean I am not content with who I am. And greeting and giving everyone a chance is a part of me. Hence, welcoming you was not a mistake. It was a necessary step
>>732050813
SHUT UP!
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SONOKAWA
STOP FLIRTING WITH HER
AND FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
>also where can I contact sono?
>>732050493
I see no issues here, I'm pretty turned on by this.
>>732050511
KITTINS NO
GET PETS
>>732050718
I'm a little miserable this week, but nothing keeps me down for too long! what about you?
>>732050943
Wonder how many other customers have paid for her special maid services..
Even Ohya is better.
>>732050943
When are you going to break up with that nigger Louise and hop on this cock?
>>732050943
Interesting.
ten bucks for ten minutes an hour.
That's quite the job, my friend.
>>732050943
>Boku Girl
nice
thanks babe :*
>>732050985
>>732050813
Can the two of you ERP for us?
>>732050943
I'm here to make toxic remarks and wait for somebody so I can start and try to put an end to this meaningless pitiful pointless charade what you call /waifu thread/
Told ya you made a mistake. If there were anyone here with a dead relative I'd laugh my ass off on it.
The sooner you twerps get this the better.
>>732051179
What?!
>>732051114
Gross.
I'm leaving. Bye.
>>732050903
Oh yeah, I forgot you were EU. Well that's helpful then.
>>732050943
You know, you kinda got me with that one. I'm not entirely sure how to reply. Uh..
Thanks?
Well done?
>>732051073
Awh, that's no good. I've not been too great either.
I'm alright though thanks, I have been worse I suppose. Rather unmotivated.
>>732051179
I'm completely behind this.
>>732051283
Before I go STOCKING NO LEWDNESS
>>732051274
Agreed
>>732051368
Hey, I'm not even lewd. You're the one who sent lewds before.
>>732050985
>holds you from behind
please calm down..
>>732051283
ah... it sounds like we're in the same kind of boat <3 I'll try my best to get through it if you do as well!
>>732049579
>>732051281
I didn't even notice you.
For the record, 'cow' is both offensive and accurate when describing mature female reindeer.
Am I seeing "people" here taking internet relationships seriously in a community like this? REALLY?! Man thats fucking RICH! Some of you are ACTUALLY retarded!
>>732051487
ah I forgot picture
>>732051235
chara was somewhat sad about his grandma dieing but that was like december? maybe january
>>732051473
Don't cheat on me then!
I love you, but how could you do this? I'm telling you to stop and you keep on going
>>732051535
This is why I called her a sow.
I did not expect anything from NieR Automata OST since they didn't have the same singers, but it is quite nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9rshXMEKsE
>>732051073
>>732051073
They get pets now, don't worry
>>732051083
Ohya is trash tier, don't compare a common whore like Ohya to a noble whore like Kawakami
>>732051105
In 6065 A.D.
>>732051114
It really is. I feel so overpayed, but they are actually quite happy with my work
>>732051121
Anytime
>>732051235
Nah, I still do not think it was a mistake. Just because you do not accept our point doesn't mean it was a mistake to get to know you.
It was a necessary step.
A necessary step which brings me to the conclusion that there is no reason to be nice to you or anything.
After all, you are not the only one having a giggle at this whole thread
>>732051283
Damn, I'm good. I don't know what I expected too though
>>732051525
Wow, it's like you think this is the first time we have heard this argument. You need to come up with something more original to actually insult someone else besides newfags.
Is it summer already?
>>732051647
Yeah, of course that would make me sad.
>>732051525
Don't you have a shirt to sell?
>Misaki Claimed
>>732051661
But that would be wrong.
>Also there's a lot more happening in this thread to make fun of
>like, a lot more
Heyo
the fuck is a waifu?
>>732051478
Then we'll get through it together! I'm sure we'll be okay.
>>732051773
There's always something to make fun of in this place.
>>732051701
Screw you.
I'm about come over there and fuck your brains out.
>>732051701
enjoy them animals, ma'am <3
>>732051749
why are you posting things that describe me?
>>732051876
I'll keep you in my thoughts <3
>>732051274
>>732051179
>that blush
I might do it just to humiliate her, but I really gotta sleep now.
>>732051830
A character witch if existed in real life you would marry
>>732051657
i didn't know you felt so yandere about someone like me...
i'll be obedient from now on, please don't hurt anyone
>>732051701
>overpayed but they're happy with the work
That is the dream.
Also good song, friend.
>>732051876
Correct.
>>732051830
It's like, a colony of people living on some islands in Oceania, I want to say between Australia and New Zealand.
>>732051701
I don't know this place enough to get all close and personal with insults yet so only the casual repertoire remains. And at least your conclusion is on the spot.
>>732051717
It says "Fuck off" on it
>>732051773
Riddle me lad
>>732051830
A delusion.
You can't just "claim" shit on the internet because you typed it on a keyboard. That doesn't mean shit.
You see your waifu? I'm going to put my balls in her, what now? Pussy.
>>732051773
No red herring for you, Reindeer MacTiddie. Your horns are gay and your body is disproportionate. This is what you think is "ideal" smh.
>I'm telling you to stop and you keep on going
WAAAAAAAIT FOR IT
>i'll be obedient
>>732051946
Stop!
>>732051965
Thank you~
>kisses you on the lips~
>>732051995
I thought it was striped.
>>732051701
Noble whore still a whore. Therefore worst girl right after Ann.
>>732051911
What? In 2 seconds? you need to hold out a little longer for that to work
>>732051989
Thanks Winner
>>732051995
Thank you very much. You know, I actually tend to like people like you.
We had several shitposters already and the one who took the time to get to know some of us, all said we're chill and cool and nice to hang out.
Welp, not that it matters
>>732049421
Himegoto
>>732051935
As you will be in mine!
>>732052091
>You're the lewd one btw
>>732052186
You should see when their flare canisters malfunction. Brightest fireworks ever.
>>732052127
I'm doing it to protect everyone in this thread including you!
>>732052134
>shivers and tenses up!!!
ahh~...
>>732052091
>Reindeer MacTiddie
I laughed
at least with these horns my waifu can properly walk through a doorway.
>>732051995
>riddle me
What do you mean?
>>732051935
..Did you finish that anime yet?
>>732052273
Your waifu can't walk through a doorway with those horns. Because you get tiddieblocked.
Besides, all you have to do is look to the side. Or use bigger doors.
>>732052224
Stop this immediately.
>>732049854
Rory looks like a natural fit there.
>>732052134
Next time there better be some ERP ending in high impact sexual violence.
I guess no one bought the shirt
>>732052165
woah, now that's quite an insult dear. I call bullshit.
Protagonist > Makoto > Takemi > Kawakami >Haru >Hifumi >everyone else
>>732052346
fug :DDDD
nah I got busy with some really bad things in real life, a lot of media consumption has had to go on the backburner. still got it saved and ready to go, but it's hard to find time to sit down and devote full attention on one thing.
>>732052175
I got to know all avatarfag communities in here so far and they all sucked fuckin' ass. If there will be one exception its me.
>>732052262
And you TOP THE JOKE! Aren't you a funny little guy
>>732052195
>>732052258
>>732052293
These from my folder or you have one of your own? I see you have some pictures I don't
>>732052273
Tell me some inside jokes of this place
>>732052158
Scanner?
>>732051953
Don't know if I should roast you or pity you.
Hell this is 4chan I can do both...
I would start of saying that this "hobby" you indulge in is pathetic but you could say the same about gaming, movies, music. These are all media we use to distract ourselves with from our real lives. In fact, half way through typing this I've realised that maybe your hobby isn't so bad. I mean sure, people have some fucked up fetishes but I guess having a "waifu" isn't something that should be ridiculed on the same level. I mean, it's pretty much just fulfilling your own realities through a mirage, we all do it some way or another.
I guess at the end of the day, my little hate message turned into an appreciation. Don't get me wrong, this is still fucked up - but not as fucked up as some of the other shit that we encounter on this vile place.
>>732052385
Never! You remember!
>>732052427
Then why don't you finish the puzzle?
>Stocking
>>732052548
Red and blue.
my name jeff
>>732051935
Sorry love anon.
>>732052587
>bashes media that is just a "distraction"
>browses 4chan
how fucking autistic are you?