i'm 6'3 230 pounds tell me why i couldn't

Because it's 230 pounds of fat.

>>732042347
>tell me why i couldn't kick your ass

There might just be the problem of you finding me...

>>732042347
Cause no one ever visits me

>>732042347
I have a gun.

>>732042347
because you're a lonely, socially-stunted autist on /b/

230 is still too chunky for a 6'3" frame. If you were a lean 190 monster I'd be scared. But at 230 you're not much. Just slow and big.

>>732042347
because you probably don't know how to fight

>>732042347
Aright Katy t3h PenNgU1N Of d00m

I'm 6'4 and i row for U.C. Davis

>>732042347
same height as me but im 10 pounds heavier.
But this is shifting the burden of proof, it is YOU that needs to prove to us that you could kick our asses.

>>732042347
Big guys have punching power only if they can get full extension. Get inside the pocket, offset center of gravity with a leg sweep or hip throw, ground and pound

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>>732042347
I think you'll have a difficult time with that, chum.

>>732042347
Because I'm armed with pepper spray and a bucket of needles.

because I'm 6'3" and 300 pounds and I would simply lay atop you in a dominant fashion

Being big does not mean you can fight plus you sound cocky so you would leave yourself open. Ive taken MMA all my life and love fighting cocky bigger dudes. Haha its always easy

>>732042347
I'm a masochist and I like it.

Checkmate, fatfag.

>>732042347
Because you sound like a 90's born queer with low self esteem. Look what you just posted to a website. Get it? Good. You're dismissed.

>>732042347
Because you are a fucking pussy

>>732042798
nice bait

>>732042347
You're a fatass whose sole experience is from Street Fighter games

>>732042798
You sound like an insufferable cunt. How many times have you beat up your mother?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>732042347
Being big doesn't make you hard.

You're untrained? You're slow? You have never been in a life-or-death combat situation and are not expecting the level of pain death-blows inflict? You are not expecting the attack targets of a kill-focused blow? You are unable to manage your emotional or adrenaline state and become uncoordinated? You fail to understand basic physiology and don't guard particularly vulnerable vectors? "Kicking ass" it's different than "hand-to-hand combat," where you are defending yourself from an assailant interested in ending your life.

you're fat lol

>>732042525
230 on someone 6,3 who lifts isn't going to look chunky at all. But OP definitely doesn't lift.

>>732042834
/thread tbh

I've got a gun and loaded or not once flashed I think you'll be more inclined to be compliant and fuck off so I can masturbate in your bedroom in peace.

>>732042347
I'm 6'10" and 315 pounds.

>>732043140
Honestly probably would make it loaded then rape you in your own room, turning a wannabe Alpha into a Beta while I make you beg for me to cum in your delicious asshole with the barrel of a Colt .45 held to the back of your head.

Because I would shoot you.

Because I'm 6'5" and 276 lbs.

Funny, you don't look bulletproof.

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>>732042666
Ok aiden or nick

>>732042347
Because I am 6'4 210, and I know where big boys weakness are. When two big guys fight the winner is either the first person to land a good punch, or the person that is on top in a ground fight. If you ever fight a big guy and can't beat them standing up go for the knees. The bigger they are the harder they fall.

>>732043318
top fucking kek, someone tell dom

>>732042347
Because one whack to a floating rib and you'd be on the ground.

Im 6'6" and 250

Because I've spent 19 years in self defense training. Your weight and height are my advantage, not yours.

>>732043318
or stephen

>>732042347
Are you trying to compinstate for something?

Because I'm just the right height to punch you in the dick and tear your scrotum clean off. I'll just walk away smiling before feeding your sack to the first dog I see while you're cowering over on the ground bleeding out.

You wouldn't dude. I'm explosive like Tyson. I'd hit you from every angle.

>>732042347
Because I'm 6'4 240lbs

>>732042347
Because I'm 6'9, 350, trained in wrestling, boxing and judo. You'd be crying for your momma before you knew the fight had started. Beta bitch.

>>732043393
What if they're the rare type not to skip leg day. Then you're boned.

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>>732042347
Whatever you say fat boy

Because im 6'5 270

>>732042347
Because you are a faggot and I have a gun.

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I'm 5'11, 182 lbs and have been doing kyokushinkai for 17 years, jiu jitsu for 6. Your fat knee would buckle with 1 kick, then I'd just knee you in the jaw.
> If you can't handle me when my palms are >sweaty
> you don't deserve me at mom's spaghetti.

>>732043121
Big difference between being a 6'3 230lb lifter with 17% BF and being a jacked 6'3 230lb lifter with 7%BF

Because you're a NEET whose neckbeard weighs 220 pounds.

>>732042347
Why wouldn't I be able to?

You being a fat fuck isn't stopping me from punching your ass in the face and landing a KO punch.

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>>732042347
'cuz u r probably an untrained bigass blob.

Bc I'm 6'3 and 231 pounds you niggy boy

>>732042975
Bump

>>732042347
because i'm very likable.

>>732042700
get a load of this faggot

>>732042975
>gorilla warfare
gets me every time, kek

>>732042347
You can't kick the ass of someone who's behind you, raping your virgin asshole.

>>732042347
because im 6"7' and 205 lbs

>>732042347
I'm 6'1 and I've seen a 5'10 dude knock out a 6'4 vet
>Height won't save you from getting knocked the fuck out

>>732042347

because i don't live in merica and you can't afford a plane ticket to australia, that's why

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>>732043437
Someone knows

Because I'm the same height at 220 and much stronger. I've also trained muay thai for 8 years, mma for 3 and wrestled. What have you trained that means you could kick my ass? Anything short of a gun and you're getting your ass handed to you.

>>732042347

i'm 6'5'' and 224 of mostly muscle. I cardio and train to fight 4 times a week. I've competed a few times and won.

how could you 'kick my ass' anon

short answer: you're fat
long answer: yoooouuuuuu aaarrreeee faaaattttttttt

>>732042347
use the fucking metric system you faggot

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>>732042347
Because bodybuilders can't fight (or run) for shit. Fight me about it in Zezima cc

>>732042347
because i'm 6'4 231 pounds.

/thread

I have no problem killing people.

Idk im 6'2 210 maybe you could dont know anything about you

>>732044839
>Dex is far superior than Str because I can just run circles around my opponent and then why they get dazed I can hit them for critical damage

Retard

>>732044961
Quiet you niggy boy

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just kidding you guys, i wouldnt try to fight you

im an intellectual

>>732044237
But what about when your calm and ready?

>>732042347
Because it sounds as though you're relying purely on the fact that you are 6'2.

>>732042347
Because I'm 6'3" 185, box, and also carry a gun.

>>732042347
I'm 6'02 and let me tell you. 230lb is skinny as fuck for your height. If I kept all my muscle and lost all my fat, I'd still be at least 250.

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>>732045096
>Thinking being able to pick up and put down heavy objects repeatedly === fighting ability
I'm coming for those pressure points.

>>732042347
Because by using gerbil penises and potato shavings as measurements, you are on the wrong continent.

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>>732042347
Your liver is exposed
/thread

>>732045363
>Pressure points

Please tell me you're making a lel

>>732044800
u mad?

>>732042975

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiration from the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have accrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wish you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and its repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebeian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in its waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

cause I carry a gun you dummy

6'2" 160 here

could still kick your ass OP, try harder.

>>732046243
shutup bitch!!! you wouldnt do shit!

>>732042347
because I'm 6'5" 300 pounds

>>732042347
I'm 6'3" 231 pounds. That's why.

>>732042347
cause guns?

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Ur going on the list of niggy boys OP

>>732042724
This picture always concerns me. He has a lock and cord around his waist. What if he really needs to take a shit? How many times do you think he crapped his pants because of his stupid lifestyle choices?

>>732042347
Because you're not that height and weight

>>732043437
I always assumed Hannibal Barca was his real name. Guess not

I know Krav Maga. I'd have you on the ground, screaming in agony inside of a minute. Height and weight don't mean anything against skill and leverage.

>>732042347
can't catch me

>>732042347
6'5" 280 lbs, squat 700... Come the fuck at me.

>>732043393
Dude lol...Youre never going to get some crazy anime knee buckler that wins you the entire fight

Because I'm 6'5 260 pounds mother fucker.

>>732043393
>above average height
>goes for knees

The fuck?

>>732045240
Won't his knees be weak and arms heavy if he's calm and steady?

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6'0" 145 lbs. I may be small, but....I'd do some damage.

>>732046667
you sound like a faggot bruh

>>732042347
Because you have nothing better to do than post this on 4 chan.

>>732047041
Krav Maga, is just a fancy Jew word for "martial art that uses guns."

>>732042347
i'm 162cm and i can hit someone who is 190cm with a high kick
If you counter him with a high kick he's ko

>>732047516
>face kick into the four inches of solid face fat
>entire foot gets swallowed
>The giant behemoth dies
>falling forward ending his smaller foe
>the last act of the great beast is sure kill

>>732042347
I'm a 165cm manlet (Bodybuilder and Martial Artist). My record: I've beaten the hell out of 197cm faggot.

>>732047747
>entire foot gets swallowed
ok i dont want that, thanks anon

Because your lying and you're just a fat weeaboo faggot
Plus I have a gun

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>>732042347
>im 883' and 52310 tons
>tell me why i couldn't rip the shit out of some pussy iceberg

>>732042514
Good ol' America

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Actual photo of OP

>>732043660
what about a 6'1 that weighs 95lbs. with no fighting experience. You think I have the advantage