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Tell me how the man can get the box and you become the next CEO

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Tell me how the man can get the box and you become the next CEO of Microsoft.

>3D
>Physics apply.
>You are standing.
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Break through the wall it's looks very thin
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>>732037230
NO
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>>732037106
it's 3d so he can be outside the box
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>>732038039
You can't say no, because you never specified what material the walls are made up of, thus anyone can determine what the materials are.
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by taking it? lol
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>>732038167
>metal walls.
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>>732038153
>We are merely seeing through wall. It is a sealed 3D rectangle. It is actually dark inside.
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>>732037106
By using jet fuel to melt steel beams
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>>732037106
this is simple, all one must do is say that magic words

>OP is a faggot

and the puzzle is solved.
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quantum teleportation
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>>732037106
>>732038244
Thangs to your faggotry you described the building having metal walls so he practically cant be inside if we see him. Next time at least try using your brain and say its thick glass.
>>732038328
> Seeing through a wall.
Yeah right that contradicts with the note:
>Physics apply.
OP being a faggot after realising he messed up his game by not putting up proper rules. Next time better set up the whole ruleset at the beginning. that way you avoid humiliation.

>Tell me how the man can get the box and you become the next CEO of Microsoft.

nowhere to be seen that he is in a closed room.
So he just walks out of the tunnel and climbs it to get the package.
just like:
>>732038153
says.

other solution would be that you painted a 3d situation on a 2d image. so it could actually be painted in perspective which means he stands on a rectangular area and just has to walk to the package.

third solution could be him standing infront of a closed building. So he can just climb the house and get the package.

for fourth solution see:
>>732037230

There are probably tons of other solutions that come to mind but faggot op probably takes a hilarious excuse for every single one.

To Sum it up: See picture to see what this thread is.
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>>732039025
get laid
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>>732039004
GG EZ
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>>732039685
remove yourself
preferrably permanently
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>>732039004
OP here. Good. What do you do now?

>The height of the rectangle is 5 meters, and the man is 1.9 meter.
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>>732039878
use your intestinal as a rope
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>>732040121

>No.
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>>732039878
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>>732040161
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>>732040215
whatever newfag
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This is how far we have come in this riddle.
>>732039004

But what now? The wall is 5 meter high and the man is only 1.9 meters tall.
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>>732040604
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>>732040604
Roll box
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>>732040742
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>>732039878
Fly cause im paper thin
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>>732040834
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>>732040742
I googled what roll box is and this is what it comes up with. What exactly do you mean by roll box?
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>>732040943
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>>732040834

>The mans weight is 180 lbs
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>>732041012
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>>732040943
roll the fucking box
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>>732040943
Overturn box
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>>732041108
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>>732041150
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>>732041108

>The box is too heavy
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>>732041276
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>>732041276
Options:
- melt box
- rotate Box and use centrifugal force
- vibrate Box so it falls down

>> Box is too heavy
>> your mom is too heavy
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>>732041566
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>>732039878
just get a fucking ladder and climb up
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>>732041614
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>>732041614
Dig a hole so the Box falls in until you can reach it
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whoever posts the spoody, I am the kekkonen
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>>732041614
where do you get the ladder from?
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>>732041743
or just a ramp of dirt
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>>732041864
the ladder store dipshit
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>>732041743
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>>732037106
There are stairs behind the wall.
Walk behind the wall > climb up the stair > eat the cake.
The whole cake.
Alone.
Because fuck you.
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>>732041754
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>>732041864
>>732041866
>>732041901
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>>732041911

Good point. You go around but all you find there is a few sticks of wood.
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>>732042027
We already got it by digging a hole
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>>732041911
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>>732042027
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>>732042117
OP here.

You would die until any effect took place.

You have a bunch of (30cm) sticks in your hand now. (they were found behind the box).
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>>732042117
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>>732042236
No I already dug a hole and got my present
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>>732042236
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>>732042236
But I could throw them against that shitbox until it falls down
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>>732042368
Invalid.

All you have are a bunch of sticks in your hand now. What do you do now to get up the box?
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>>732042452
The box is quite heavy. around 20.5 lbs.
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>>732042539
Rise weight of sticks and use the metric system
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>>732039878
>>732041012
>>732041276
>>732042236
Give all the information already, dont just flat out reject the idea cause you didnt give all the variables
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>>732042697

Ok. You stick the sticks together, make the throw and it lands on the roof of the box.

What now?
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>>732042831
Masturbate
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>>732042976

What do you do after you have masturbated?
>inb4 use the cum as glue

Nope, wont work.
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Get the box.
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>>732043056
I eat my right arm to get my energy up so I can jump on top of the box.
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>>732043953
NO.
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