Have you ever cheated on your gf, anon? How did it happen? Where

>had gf
>met girl somewhere
>had sex with her

Why are these stories interesting to you faggots? Go suck an egg.

>>732012064
faggot cheater you should be ashamed

>>732012064
Whoa.. Careful with that edge, kiddo

>>732011932
>implying the average /b/tard can find a gf
>let alone a subsequent female that would talk to them, let alone fuck them


L O L
O
L

>>732012159
Because it's "edgy" to point out that shit threads like these destroyed a once entertaining community. Seriously, go die.

File: 19789999.jpg (105KB, 400x345px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 400x345px

>>732012159

>>732012261
Come on, dude.. /b/ has always been full of porn.. people have always been talking about sex a lot here.. stop dreaming about some made up bygone times

> had shitty gf
> she went on vacation
>be drunk, horny
>text ex from hs out of the blue
> some chitchat then get a titty pic
> send dick pic
> next weekend be at bar, drinking
>gf is still away, still shitty
> text ex, head to her place
> fuck and nut on her tits
> best sex in years
> regret nothing

Haven't talked to either girl in over 5 years. Feels good man

I've cheated on every girl I've ever dated. I was that guy that would have several "serious" relationships at once. At one point I had 13 girls who all thought they were the one and only. I'm a HUGE piece of shit. There are a collected total of 4 grills I didn't cheat on. Because I actually liked them and wanted them to stick around even though they didn't so it was a huge waste of time. I'm back to my old ways now of cocaine and lying to women. It's fucking awesome.

>>732012487
Yes, there has always been porn on /b/, but it was never this fucking bad. Most of the trap shit was done as a joke in the past as well. There are probably a total of 3 threads on /b/ that aren't porn/fap related. It's the same shit, every fucking day, over and over again. This shit ruined it. If you had actually been here in the times I'm speaking of you might understand, your idea of what it was like in the past is clearly based on hearsay.

>>732012708
I hope you die in a puddle of your own vomit

>>732012831
and yet youre still here
let it go man, those times have gone

>>732012967
Nah, just visiting cause I'm banned from another board I frequent. Figured I'd come here and tell people like you to fuck off.

>>732012831
Its an anonymous image board, man.. this is how things are and always have been here.. people change, topics change,tgreads change.. the only thing that remains the same is ppl whining about how its not what it used to be anymore.. well if you dont like a thread, dont bump it with your useless posts. Thats how it works. The threads nobody cares about die first.
If theres a fuckload of porn here it bcs theres a fuckload of ppl who keep those threads alive.

>>732013090
Yes, because that works.

>>732013090
you are a noob

>>732013156
Me ignoring the facebook fap, dickrate, cockcage, log of shit, etc threads is going to stop other faggots from bumping them? No. It's an anonymous imageboard, but respect for the community no longer exists. "Hurr, no rules." There is a concept known as unspoken rules, which people here used to live by. It's been ruined.

>>732013215
Not really, but it passes the time for me and it ruins peoples threads. I have nothing left to contribute to this board anyway.

>>732013285
>It's been ruined.
about 5 yrs ago ffs youre testing my last nerve newfag

>>732013386
No shit. I never said this was a recent change. Though, honestly I don't think it was this bad a year ago.

>>732012708
At least make your lies vaguely convincing

I cheated on my girlfriend with a guy once
It's a pretty funny story tbh

>>732013479
tell us the story pls faggot?

>>732013479
Greentext it fag

I've cheated on my gf several times

>be 28
>sports media producer
>mainly contact sports like jiu jitsu or boxing
>travel a lot because of tournaments, fights, etc
>don't have time nor patience for bar hookups and the idea of paying for sex doesn't appeal that much
>try tinder out
>itsamatch.jpeg
>18 yr psychology student
>meet with her at university zone where all the bars and bullshit are
>"what was your plan for the night anon"
-tbh if we got along well I was just going to take you to a motel
>chick whips out cellphone, calls her mom and tells her she's sleeping over at a friend's house
>I'm amazed
>uber
>motel room
>as soon as we enter we start to make out on our way to the shower
>get that bitch in the shower and clean her up (remember christian bale in american psycho?)
>get in with her, she gives me mad head
>we get out, put her on the couch and start eating her out
>she starts to get wet and lets out little moans
>dicksuperhard.jpeg
>put a condom on and start fucking her like the degenerate I am
>finish first round, check watsapp and have a message from gf
>"sorry babe I'm just up editing some bullshit because I have client's deadline tomorrow morning"
>while I'm doing this 18 yr old psychology student starts doing ketamine lines
>wow
>proceeded to fuck her all night long while she did ketamine
>5 am getting blowed
>alarm sounds
>flight at 8
>oh shit gotta cum fast
>can't cum
>tell her that my dick is so sensitive from fucking all night long
>"oh really?"
>she goes from my balls all the way to my ass and starts licking it while jerking me off
>best feeling ever
>it's 6 am and I'm naked in a cheap motel room with a girl licking my ass and jerking my cock
have you ever been so fucked up while on a sex and drugs binge that you have a moment of clarity where you evaluate every aspect of your life?
>after some introspective finally cum
>get dressed, open uber
>take girl to her dorm then I go to my hotel to get my shit
>go back home & act like nothing happened

>>732013285
What im sayin is:
If there is plenty of those threads its bcs there is plenty of ppl who want them to be here..
I dont like dome of the threads either but theres thousands of other ppl here who might like them. Why should anybody abide to what i dont like?

>>732013615
becasue youre a newfaggot

>>732012503
>> had shitty gf
>>732012503
> next weekend be at bar, drinking
>gf is still away, still shitty
moral of the story: dont be a shitty gf

>>732013701
Far from that, desu

>>732013615
The community has gone to shit, that's all I'm saying. Threads like these are cancer. Mods used to at least get rid of shit like this, but now they just let anything go as long as it's not CP. I know I'm grasping at straws.

>>732013354

So, you ARE entertained. You are one of those niggers that ruined this board by not being able to hold a 3 panel conversation without trolling something you said earlier.

>>732013885
Sorry not every thread can be some ridiculous news worthy shitshow. Most of them weren't

>Be me.
>have GF.
>GF works nights,
>be me hanging out at a bar late 1 night.
>Snowstorm so nobodys out except for me and some random chick a few stools down.
>Play cards and bullshit around for an hour or so.
>Bar closes. Walk rando chick home since it's on my way.
>Kiss goodnight - then vigorous makeout in the snow while city snow crews drive around the sidewalk.
>Rando chick asks for number. Say forgot phone. it's new and don't remember the new number. A TOTAL LIE.
>Come up to my place, Anon. I have a pen and will give you mine.
>Sit on couch. No pen to be seen anywhere, just rando girl taking off her shirt.
>Rando sucks my cock from tip to fucking balls and then asks me, "do you want to fuck my throat, Anon?"
>Yep.png
>Go to town on this chicks throat like it was my last day on earth.
>"Now you have to fuck me from behind, Anon".
>Raging boner, too drunk to cum, just keep fucking until we collapse.
>Say I have to get going, dress and walk home.
>Come home to messages from GF during her shift where I was or some bullshit.
>2 days later. See same chick at the local coffee shop. Give her number and fuck a bunch of times until I break up with my bitchy GF and never talk to the rando girl again.

>be 19
>home from college during the summer
>cillege girlfriend hundreds of miles away
>local friend who is a grill wants to hang out and go swimming
>know she likes me but w/e
>parents aren't home so I invite her over to swim in my pool
>she keeps talking about how she finds white guys attractive (she's a Mexican bean grill)
>"hey anon, what if we had sex rn"
>butmuhgirlfriend
>"no one has to know"
>my dick is too hungry
>start making out
>bring her inside to my room
>her tits are a disappointment
>her pussy is too tight
>notasgoodasmygf.gif
>have a weak orgasm
>friend leaves
>feel like a huge piece of shit, because I cheated on a babe for something mediocre
>never tell anyone
>proceed to date said babe for another two years until I dumped her whiny ass

Cheated on my GF in a long distance relationship after 3 months.. was not the first long distance relationship, didn't know if this would last after the previous one failed, took the chance

>be me
>easiest hook up of my life has to happen while in relationship
>on a farewell in a restaurant after dinner having a few beers
>see the korean girl on the opposite table of me
>can't stop looking and smiling
>she does the same
>gives me a sign of "wtf is going on here?"
>I signal back the same thing, just natural sympathy
>she leaves the restaurant catching up friends
>tells her friends about the flirt we are having
>comes back to my table asks if we can exchange numbers
>she's leaving the day after going back to Korea
>5 minutes later texts me she's just around the corner
>tell her I'm gonna be there in the next 10 minutes
>I meet her, instantly getting physically close with her
>tell her I live 10 minutes from here
>also YOLO
>she comes with me into my apartment
>korean chick, sexually not very experienced, licking and sucking the hell out of her pussy
>shakes the head while in ecstasy
>fuck her for the next 30 minutes
>my friend from the farewell calls me
>tell her that was a mission accomplished
>bring back the korean girl to her hostel
>join my friends for the farewell

Cherry on top of the cake
>same night, full of MD
>getting physically close with the so called "lesbian" in the group
>20 years old, probably got disappointed by men in the past
>turned "lesbian"
>making out with her in the same night
>Anon, you are the first male in 6 years

Was a pretty fun night, 29th February, good to remember.

>>732013962
Nah, I put forth an effort up until maybe 2 years ago. This is honestly one of the very few times I've actually posted on /b/ since then. I'm not really entertained, just exhausted and have nothing better to do so figured I'd fuck up shitty threads.

>>732013993
I don't expect it to be, but I also don't want to have to go to page 4 to find something that isn't just a mutual fap post your gf thread.

>>732012708
good going man
pleasing to read this instead of the cringe beta stories of how his gf raped his ass while blowing a nigger

File: 1420964810931.png (76KB, 255x255px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 255x255px

>>732012831
censorship takes social relations down to their lowest common denominator
enjoy your digital gulag

>be me 23
>had gf for 6 months
>went to thailand for holidays with friends
>gf didnt come because she was busy with work and i had booked it the year before
>meet a cutie local at the bar
>find out shes a hooker and take her back to my hotel room without a second thought
>when i got back i told my gf a week later because i didnt want to lie
>25 now, havnt had a gf since

>>732014298
I'm not advocating for complete censorship. Even in anarchy people are expected to adhere to standards. A community without any standards becomes what /b/ is right now.

File: Image14_47_27.png (236KB, 370x657px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 370x657px

>>732011932
>senior year prom
>dating crazy bitch. Hadn't fucked her in a month because I wanted to be done with her
>parents didn't let her spend the night at the after party
>chat it up with qt while giving myself alcohol poisoning
>start puking
>she takes me back to my tent and proceeds to rape me
>wasn't really rape. I ended up having mad whiskey dick so I just did oral for her to make her cum 3 times so I could sleep
Pic related is her

>>732012904
Why? Fuck did I do to you?

File: 1372035586708.gif (75KB, 275x260px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 275x260px

>>732014414
that's the point
when censorship is low, the community polices itself
/b/ used to be users-policed
we have standards, we just make them up and enforce them ourselves
but then the jew took over and it devolved into degenerate immaturity, like everywhere else
just look at reddit, barring specialized subreddits which keep a high level of discourse, the rest is shit because under the jew's duress
likewise we helped getting trump elected because we enjoyed a degree of freedom of speech and assembly

>>732013455
This is real life you fucking nigger. Unbelievable shit happens all the time. This is my life and it's fucking shitty but really cool at the same time.

>>732014023
Onto my next long term relationship
>be 23
>new gf is pretty amazing, we never fight or anything
>still, I'm feeling sexually dissatisfied
>decide that it wouldn't hurt to browse tinder, just to get an ego boost from the attention
>cute Brazilian chick starts messaging me
>decide that it couldn't hurt to take her out to the bar
>amazing chat, say that I'm in an open relationship
>total lie
>invite her back to my place
>fuck her beautiful brown ass all night long
>in the morning, she gets up and leaves
>never see her again
>never tell gf
>still dating gf today, over a year later
Even though my gf is so much better in this situation, I had no regrets. The pussy was just too good.

>>732014017
rando was a keeper
describe her body and face please

>>732014240
I try to bring a balance when I can ma dude

>>732014920
yeah you have a good relationship to truth so your story of cheating on girls isnt morally bothering in any way, knowing how they behave on their side

>>732015018
Are you going out of your way to justify my behavior?

I'm 20 and have a kid but me and my baby momma are no longer dating on a mutal agreement so yeah, anyways.

>19 gf and i always arguing
>never really have sex
>when we do have sex have i have to finish quick
>reason being it started to hurt her
>Become mentally and sexually drained from relationship
>working a lot and start meeting new people
>young so im getting a lot of adds on snapchat
>I'm not a bad looking guy so girls snapchat me etc
>get new job and go to orientation
>after orientation get an invite to this girls house
>15 minutes away & shes a solid 8/10
>we've talked before i've had my kid and never went anywhere from it
>our first time meeting
>walk into the house and shes showering
>her moms gone for the night so i wait in her room
>she walks in with a towel and starts getting dressed infront of me
>we lay down start talking
>10 minutes later we're making out
>eventually dick her down 3 times in about 3 hours

Ever since then I've gone with maybe at least 4 other different girls and that was maybe 8 months or so ago. I've got an absolute shit ton of more stories if anyone cares. One with a 17 year old but legal in my state.

>>732015282
Its not really cheating if youre not with your gf anymore, is it?

>>732015451
During that entire time we were, we just broke up about a month ago.

>>732014023
She just wanted her papers

>>732014631
Moar

I cheat on singles having dubs

Look! Easy dubs :O

>>732012708
You sir, are doing what I'm gonna start doing, you have my respects and a free whatever the fuck u drink, might contain knockout drops and ur butthole might hurt for a while but the drinks worth it