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>>731981393
i pay a tranny to jerk off on skype sometimes

feels shameful man

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>>731981393
>my girl doesn't know that I don't really love her.

Here's a pretty open secret. Its all in your head.

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>>731981716
a bit

gotta remove it with boolets

>>731981591
Why shameful? If you enjoy it it shouldn't feel bad.

>>731981716
I'll get to my own secret after lunch, but im curious, what did you mean by this? That it doesnt matter because he isnt fucking the sister or what?

My wife has been getting fucked by our two black labs for the last two years.

We live in a smaller town, so it'd be super shitty if word got out.

>>731982008
Pic

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>>731981981
a) paying for it
b) its a tranny (no homo)
c) prolly spent a few hundred over the last 3-4 years

but goddamn does that make me nut. its pretty hot too

>>731981393
I cheated on my wife with a college aged intern. We fucked on my desk and i came everywhere. Got jizz on my laptop and ruined it. IT guy had to repair it.

im in a relationship with a girl who i don't love as well. I'm pretty much just using her as practice to see how much i can manipulate someone

>>731982008
>Cucked by black things
>Not even human
How fucking bad does it feel knowing your best friend fucks your wife?

>>731981393
Post pics of either your girl or the sister you faggot.
>Nobody cares about the bitch you CAN'T get.

>>731981393
The nudes I have of my ex don't age.

My moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>731982276

Can't wait to read your next chapter of shit-that-never-happened.

>>731982276
yea that actually sounds like a pretty basic porno plot

>>731982404
what the fuck, why would you even let her near your ass

Working as a school teacher right now. Have a classroom full of kids under the age of 5-10.
Things i have done.
1.Inappropriately touched their butts and vaginas,
2.Brought in some homemade cookies a few time and I recall this one teacher I saw on the news, came inside his cookies and fed them to his students. I have done the same.
3.Thats about it.

>>731983074
once again on fantasy /b/

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I've been cheating on my gf of 6 years for the last 5. Rotate 1 to 2 girls year. Married women are my favorite... also safest.

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>>731981393
I hurt people on purpose. I love talking about this. I should come to b more often. If anyone has seen the move Sleep Tight, you'll know what i'm talking about. I love causing people pain. It is seriously the only thing that alleviates my depression. I steal peoples phones and wallets and destroy/ discard them later. I puncture wires on devices at work/ at peoples houses, just anywhere I can, I frame people for addictions or lies. I buy fake phone sims to make calls to people I work with or have known in the past to sobbingly confess their partners cheated on them with me. Most of the time they belive it. I convince them with little details about the persona nd it's always enough. Things like when and where they work, etc, a time we were together when I knew they'd be out, etc. I put things in places my elderly parents in law won't remember them being to confuse and anger them. my father in law is 73, mother in law 68. I am forever doing things to make them question their health and mental well being. I make them argue. My hope is to make one suffer a stroke or something and the other die of grief soon after. I get a thrill out of living like this. I'm such a nice person and every body likes me. I'm an absolute paragon of virtues in my life and believe people should only do right. I do a lot of good in the world. I just hurt alot of people too. And i fucking love it. Fuck you all.

>>731983074
Greentext most interesting occurrence plox

>>731982285
OP here. Same dude lol

>>731981393
I always wish that my gf was hotter but then five minutes later I think she's beautiful all over again I don't know what to think anymore

I have an 11 year old niece who loves me and is very physical showing it, nothing inappropriate mind.
I wish she'd start getting inappropriate.
I wouldn't want to be the one to initiate anything, but god damn would I reciprocate.

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>>731983405
I also vandalise peoples things. I spray painted on my former bosses wife's business a big "THE OWNERS OF THIS DAY CARE ARE PEDOPHILES PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN" in big red letters across the outer fence and main building. Last time I drove by, the day care was closed down. You wouldnt believe how easy it is to hurt people you dont like. I slash tires and do other vandalisms to peoples property, then i talk about how fucked the world is with them the next day at work or wherever. I trip drunk friends over and make everyone believe they just fell. I nearly murdered a stranger doing this once at a party. I pushed her off the front porch down 3 or 4 stairs and she landed on her face, permanently disfiguring it and suffering heavy bleeding and a concussion. I left her there and no one saw a thing. I came out as shocked as everyone else when this other chick found her and the ambulance was called. A complete stranger to me and she didnt remember the night at all. I use her as an excuse to berate others on how much of a losee you need to be to get that drunk or even drink at all.

You be careful out in the world, anons. I feel like there are probably cunts like me all over.

>>731982327
kek

>>731983469
keep thread alive, going to take a shower. be back in no more than 15 minutes.

>>731983883
I hear ya.

>>731981393

I'm married. Been cheating from just about the start. 20+ years later, dozens of civilians and hundreds of whores.

After a long dry spell of only whores, I banged two ex-s (civilians) within one week. One is a total anal whore, doesn't get off on anything else. It's pretty wild because she's quite a prude otherwise. NOt a freaky girl. I find out 20 years later she's only into anal.

THe other is a total cumwhore who can't get enough of my spunk.

Any guesses which is my favorite?

>>731981591

that is the least secret-worthy confession I've ever seen. that's not even almost wrong.

Wife and I were each others first. We both agreed on a one time thing with someone else. Our choices. She ended up getting drunk at a bar and I got in touch with a girl I used to like in high school. We did our shit and she got upset because she feels like she wasted hers because she was drunk. I told her tough shit that's it. What she doesn't know was that for about 3 months I'd go visit my old friend and we'd fuck every couple weeks.

>>731983888
you are not worthy of those trips you RP Fag.
>>731984160
>Any guesses which is my favorite?
your hand?

Aunt molested me and told her daughter to say I molested her. I still see the aunt somewhat regularly.

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>>731983405
>>731983888

Just want to add to my claims here. I too have done this to peoples wives/ gf's, etc. I come in pre prepared bowls of ice cream when I do it. Cum already mixed in. I steal my friends teenage siblings/ daughters underwear when I can too. If it's used, even better of course. Fuck I fucking love you, b. It's such a huge relief typing this up. It's like hiding in plain sight. Just fills me with joy.

>>731981393
i have more kids with my wife's bestfriend than i do with my wife

>>731984023
Her parents spoiled her, she doesn't take no for an answer on most things.
I know if anything ever happened she'd have me by the balls for the rest of my life.
Evil sinister sexy girl.
And she's under age and we're related.
Every part of my brain says "hell no".
But even typing this my dick is diamonds.
Fucking why?

>>731983656
I'm hoping she doesn't catch on to me. i she does that could ruin chances with girls i could get into a real relationship with

I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash

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I'm absolutely infatuated with a girl at my college who has a boyfriend.

I know that sounds tame, but it's a small Bible college in a small town in the rural midwest, so if word got out, I'd be screwed.

She and I banter a lot, and it just makes her simply intoxicating. I totally flirt with her the whole time, too, and she only laughs it off because she thinks I'm jesting, which allows me to release some tension at least.

She has an identical twin sister, who is also pretty adorable (and single), but I'm absolutely obsessed with the first sister.

Would literally ravish for days. Pic related.

>>731983469
I'm hoping she doesn't catch on to me. i she does that could ruin chances with girls i could get into a real relationship with

>>731984282
It's not RP. I just havent been on b for a few years until today, saw this thread and wanted to share my experience. It feels really good.

>>731984328
Jesus dude, OP here. I feel your excitement but holy fuck you're a shitty person my god anon my sides. XD

Alright /b/ buckle up for something I have never told a soul, The story of me fucking my dog. Back in my freshman year of high school I wasn't really very liked in the sexual category. I always wore giant hoodies, pants that never really showed off my ass and I had a dyke hair cut and a unstable school shooter type vibe. Nobody ever really wanted to bang me at my school which was a big fucking problem especially because of how high my sex drive is. Yeah, I masturbated frequently but you can never really satisfy yourself without real meat and I was just so curious. I've been on the internet for a while and I ended up stumbling across a bestiality video and I had never been so turned on in my life.
shall I continue?

>>731981393
Im a FBI agent and im a lolicon.

and im a robot.

>>731984439
It's not fair is it? Maybe one day you'll have a daughter of your own. It would be so easy to just sort of ruphee -is that how you spell it?- your own 12 year old/ teenage daughter and just use her body in any way you want. Maybe thats the only way anon.

>>731984653
this better end with doing the dinosaur

>>731984442
Right? Its like were using them as "practice" I'm living with her right now and she doesn't even suspect a thing.

>>731984653
Go on

My wife and I ran a cam channel for a couple years to make some extra cash. Fairly kinky stuff, it paid the best.

>>731984653
Go on
What kind of dog?

>>731981393
ever since i was raped, i now have rape fantasies all the time )=

>>731984862
greentext rape

>>731984554
>b
it's /b/ you fucking Role playing newfaggot, Good God.
>>731984653
You see this? Now This is some truth.

>>731984328
>>731983888
>>731983405

realneato.jpg

edgy as fuck

>>731984766
I'd much rather have a willing participant.
Maybe if I had a daughter and the mom died and I went off the grid and raised her in isolation. I could basically brainwash her.

But that's way the fuck out there.

>>731984692
>FBI
Now either you're lying about being FBI or you're lying about being a robot. Almost no robot would have a job that stable.

>>731984653
OP here nigger. Continue

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>Secrets that can ruin your life, marriage, relationship or just downright make you embarrassed.
Well I don't have anything like that, I've told some of my close friends all of these things but:

>I wanna get fucked by a dog one day
>For the longest time I had a crush on my sister
>I still pick my nose, and occasionally eat the boogers if nobody is around and it's convenient
>A couple years ago I had a pretty big scat fetish where I got really turned on by forcing myself to eat my own shit

Shower me with your judgement, /b/. Pic related: my life

Myself and a guy I used to know got a hold of a bunch of pills, sold some, kept most. After about a weekend's time a young man had OD'd on what he bought, and died. We were slinging them at a government facility, cops got a bad lead, barked up the wrong tree. My friend got questioned once, I never did, we never spoke about it again.

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>>731984972
Edgy AND Cringey

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>>731984791
sadly. no.
>>731984653
I started watching beastiality even more and at the time I didn't know what it was that got me off to it (I later learned it was the pure taboo and rush I got from doing these risky things). I got so into it I eventually wanted to try it out. It was so hot I couldn't help myself so one night I had snuck into my garage with my 1 year old male pitbull and was so unbelievably horny and shy I just had to, so I stroked him a bit and he ended up fucking my hand. I think the hottest part was how I felt the knot throb in my palm. I loved thinking of him pumping me full of cum like that.

>>731984809
best practice in my opinion. i am doing mine more long distance but she is so persistent that she comes up a lot and i just have to make up plans so no one knows about her

>>731984506
She looks mega cute. Thread Evil guy here:
>>731984328
>>731983888
>>731983405
>>731984766

I might be able to help. Is it the sort of town where rumours spread far and wide in a chinese whispers style, causing a lot of trouble and problems for people? If so, maybe you could create some sort of lie or rumour about the bf. Even create fake evidence. Buy girl panties, sneak into his room if possible and leave them there for her to find, etc. Get a fake phone, text him some real looking nude selfies when you know they're together. When you talk, get into a conversation about cheating and infidelity. It may seed in her mind the idea of maybe seeing you behind his back, or maybe, with the above evidence, give her the impression she can be cheated on.

Work with me here bro.

>>731984506

I tried to read your story but you type like a fucking old English play

>>731985195
christine?

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>>731981393
Was molested by "friend" who was gay. Was homeless with my brother, gay "friend" got me black out drunk and blew me in my half sleep state. Brother was asleep on different floor. Never told anyone about it, first time ever posting about it.

>>731985358
was it really that simple to see me?

>>731984909
If you've been around long enough you dont sort of worry about the super secret club speak. It's cringier than cunts who still say RULES 1 AND 2!!! etc. But whatever. If you think any paragraph ending in "shall i continue"isnt bullshit then thats your problem. I wish I knew you in real life.

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>>731985195
I ended up sneaking outside everytime my parents had fallen asleep just to jerk him off and stare at his hot throbbing cock. One day I had finally got the balls to stick it in my mouth and give him a blow job ( I learned from this that I wasn't a bitch who didn't spit) He enjoyed it much more then I did, Dog dick tastes like dirty quarters.

>>731983961
Okay im back.
To be honest, not much has actually happened. The only times i get sexually physical with them is when i scoot them, or bring them towards me. I always push by the butt and bring closer by the butt. It is all subtle and they have no idea what I am doing. Me cumming in the cookie is just me cumming in the cookies. It dries out and no one can tell.

WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!! WILL IS A NIGGER!!!

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>>731985221
She and her twin are super short, too. Like, 4'10" at most. For her in particular, her height just accentuates her curves.

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>>731985221
>Thread Evil guy
>Evil
Thread Cringe Guy here.
Fixed that for ya.

I'm going to ruin my best friend's relationship with his girlfriend. They always fight and they say they'll fix shit and change, but they never do. It's better for it to end, so I'm derailing it. I also really like this girl too. I love the way she is and I can just be myself around her and she feels like my best friend when I'm around her. I'll be her shoulder to cry on after they break up and stay in contact with her while giving my buddy time to move on so he doesn't get too upset when I make a move on her. I know it's a shitty thing to do, but I deserve some goddamn happiness for once in my life, is it really so wrong to want it?

>>731985169
>>731984972
Still true friends.

>>731981393
I've been married for 30 years, settled for her because I couldn't (not for lack of trying) get her sister. Everyone knows I once had a thing for her sister but no one (except the sister) knows I still have it for her. It's kinda torture sometimes.

last time i wanked off i imagined her playing ahri

>>731985431
surely not actually you

>>731985467
To be fair if more people had followed rules 1&2 /b/ would never have gotten this normalized.
To late at this point though.

>>731981393
I have so much that I am blessed with, but at the same time I am addicted to opiates because I want to just drown out the pain of memories I have from my past. I may have it "easy" being blessed with a monied family, but in reality I am a failure and want to kill myself. College is going alright, but honestly I'm probably going to end up having to drop out. If that happens, I will end my life as I will be a failure because I have not lived up to what others in my family have achieved.

I fap to pictures of s!nks

>>731985476
tiiiiiitttttssss

>>731982235
>No homo
You are a homo anon, and that's ok

>>731985521
I get it, but i genuinely want to help this guy. Im sorry my cringey deeds have upset some of you. But then again, im not. lol.

Well mine probably won't beat the dog fucker but here goes...

I'm a sex offender under the age of 30 that is stuck with my gf who i really don't like, but she puts out. I'm afraid if i dump her I'll be alone the rest of my life because no girl that's worth a damn would want to put up with all the stresses that come with dating a SO. She knows about my situation and knows its bull, but still treats me like garbage. So i stay with her fat ass and get abused and treated like shit because i know that if I'm alone, I'll kill myself.

He showed me his penis while he was on MDMA and now I'm a lesbo

>>731985482
To give more detail.
When we have group time, whether it be talk time or game time, i sit close to the students i like. My legs are touching theirs, and when we have to rotate, i help them up by bringing them to their feet and pushing them towards a direction on their butt. The other day we were playing hot-potato. One girl got out, and i just pushed her by her butt to her chair. They are young so they arent aware of what I am doing.
If youre wondering, I have no showed my genitals to them. That is too fa and I know it would backfire.

My buddy's ex is a hot corporate executive milf. I get off sharing explicit private pics and videos of her. The dumb bitch wold be beyond humiliated and embarrassed if she knew that a lot of perverts know exactly what every inch of her looks like and know what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt and have turned her into nothing more than jerk off material.

>>731985658
Yes mimicing fight club and v for vendetta was always the height of totally not being a normie. REEEE amirite? lolol

>>731982276
second part of this porno is that the IT guy realizes what this fag did and he blackmails him and turns him into his buttslave

>>731985431
>>731985358
bet you got that from leafy didn't cha summer fags?
>>731985476
I eventually had gotten brave and was sick of dicking around with my mouth and hand. I wanted to be penetrated. One night after going on beastiegals I finally worked up the courage to go and lead him into my bathroom and lock the door which wasn't hard because my room had access to the backyard and I had a bathroom in my room.
When I brought the dog in there he was already horny and he is NOT trained to be calm or fuck women properly so he flailed around like a fucking snake. He would only really lick my cunt a tad and then go onto sniffing around. Until I positioned myself in a doggy style type thing with my front on the ground.

>>731985467
>I wish I knew you in real life.
Yeah, I think I might get in a tad bit of trouble for hanging out with a minor.
>>731985741
It's okay, it happens.

>>731985507
She's the cutest. Would date rape.

Well, how far are you willing to go to get her?

>>731985346
Yeah, I know. Sorry. It's a sort of failsafe-- if someone recognizes me from this story and word spreads around, I'd at least save myself the embarrassment of people reading something more explicit. I'm probably just being paranoid, though.

But yes, she really turns me on. Really wakes up my willy.

>>731984160
please divorce your wife. people like you are the reason im terrified of men.

>>731985541

If this was my girlfriend or ex girlfriend and my friend did this I'd beat the fuck out of you.

>>731985670
Honestly I'm probably going to die from an overdose someday. That day isn't here yet, but it will come. I'll die peacefully nodding off because I my diaphragm will be too relaxed from the opiates to allow me to breathe.

>>731985903
OP here. Cont

>>731984766
yeah man so unfair, like who doesnt want to fuck kids amirite?

>>731985943
Stfu nobody cares. We don't even wanna see your tits just gtfo

>>731981393
hot coworker sent me nudes. she wanted me to delete it and even checked my phone few days later. but i saved it on my pc. still fapping to it one year later

>>731985921
I have to ask, what is it exactly about anything i've said thats so hard to believe? Theres no need for subtlety when you're anonymous. I've just typed everything out as ive thought of it. Its how id interact with anyone on line. What is it that hurts you the most about it?

>>731985943
tits or gtfo

>>731985933
Fucking kek. Willy

>>731984452
hows your cum jar coming along?

>>731986053
Seconded

>>731985943
Let's just say that of you were in a relationship with a guy and he was doing this you wouldn't even notice.

>>731985903
Moar

>>731985541
I mean do it. But know that you are prob gonna get the shit beaten out of you later.

>>731985943
You should be terrified of women too then.
But yeah he should get a divorce.

>>731985840
Share with us please anon

>>731986053
>>731986100
>>731986184
why do you guys cheat? whats the point of staying. im serious. like why not leave her. this is not rhetorical

>>731985943
Tits or gtfo. Or kys

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>>731985933
>Wakes up my willy
fucking dead

>>731986293
first of all I don't cheat
second show tits with stamp you know the rulez

>>731983888
God damn this is edgy

>>731985796
What's the next move, how will you escalate?

>>731985981
Dude. Its me OP. Finish college. Listen to this FINISH FUCKING COLLEGE. No matter what finish it. I don't care if you have to take pills every day just don't OD. See how the people around you react to you finishing college. Then you can think about either moving on in life or ODing

>>731985903
The dog went up on me and had full on red rocket and tried to pound inside me but needed some help so I had to guide him in and once he was in, he started ruthlessly pounding me but it wasn't enough. I wanted more. in that moment I realized dogs were not enough for me and I also learned I was a dirty little pain slut.
I let the dog pound me but he ended up just popping it out and fucking the air. Really unsatisfying. I even tried it a couple more times and nope I still wasn't able to feel anything but disgust with myself afterwards. The only thing I loved though was getting hot semen shot inside me. I hate thinking back on this experience but It also had helped me figure out what I was into today. i'm a masochist and I will never quit taking birth control because dear GOD do I love being pumped full of cum. I guess thats really all I have to say about this experience :/ I regret it everyday but at least now I could have any cock I want when it comes to guys and (though I am still a virgin) I will soon be creamed. possibly this weekend! wish me luck /b/

>>731986048
Think he means the brain saying no but the dick saying yes is unfair.

My dad started raping me when i was 7. I started to like it when i was about 10. now 22 i am 6 months pregnant with my Dads child. And he is divorcing my Mom to be with me

Been thinking about sneaking into my neighbors house to try taking compromising pics of sorts. But I don't know how to get away with sneaking into a house and posing a sleeping body, so I just sit in my room like the pussi I am.

>>731981393
I got away with murder 24 years ago and it's recently started to haunt my dreams.

>>731986293
who says I cheat? I just hate when women say shit like "I'm terrified of men for x reason" its alarmist bullshit

>>731985959
Yep. But what he doesn't know won't hurt him

>>731985737
What did you do?

>>731986515
well i am autistic. terrified of everyone

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Been caught by police, they know all this shit.

>young sexually deviant pedophile, age 10-16
>do it with my dog
>peep at cousins, friends and younger sister while asleep
>caught multiple occations, use the "you where having a bad dream" excuse.

>Molest younger cousins for years.

I don't give af, going to be dead in a week or so.

>>731985903
I've actually got a few stories like that myself. I've always owned German shepherds. Male and female. Nothing like doing a female missionary and she starts cumming and grinding on you. Fuck that's hot.

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loli, furry, and inflation/abdominal bulge fetish

>>731985101
Its okay :)

>>731986511
Why do you think its haunting you now? Dont you love that you got away with it? God, I was so close to committing murder that it actually bothers me now that she survived. Why now, anon?

>>731986293
not that anon, but another anon who's been cheating for ~7 year relationship.

I'm never going to be happy with just one person. its an impossibility. So I cheat, and I make sure my fiance never finds out, and we're both happy.

I care about her, I just need more.

>>731986515
Oh, shut the fuck up already. You sound like a whiny lil manlet

>>731986469
You filthy cum junkie, show us your pussy/ass, we'll degrade you.

>>731986611
you're the autist who lives at home with your parents right?

>>731986293
I have a legit answer for you.
But yeah rules are rules.

>>731986293
Okay look. Its OP. So guys cheat because yeah they love their partner but sometimes guys just get bored of the same old person and want a rush, and if it's to some relief, no, the girls they fuck don't mean a damm thing to us.

>>731986485
Fucking hot. Ive always wanted to breed my 7 year old. the night she gets her period im going to

>>731986695
People like you are children. You have no self control. You're weak minded.

>>731986080
>Theres no need for subtlety when you're anonymous.
Firstly, if you truly believe that, then you really are a newfag.
>what is it exactly about anything i've said thats so hard to believe?
and Secondly I can't stand edgy Rp kids, that's really it
>>731986423
I know bro, God do I know.

>>731986485
fuck I hope this is true
please, please post pregnant belly with timestamp

>>731986663
check'd
and honestly? dogs are trash when it comes to fucking girls. i'd take a meaty fat cock over any purebred dog anyday

Well, I don't want to be that gag with the attention whoring story but I'm in love with this woman and she loves me, but we can't be together.

It sucks man and hurts real hard.

>>731986770
thank you so much.

>>731986800
checked.
incorrect though. just a different mind.

>>731986729
sorry, only my dom is allowed to do that to me :c

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>>731985923
I respect her too much to actually make an advance (much less attempt rape) while she's taken. She's super in love with her boyfriend, unfortunately, so seduction is completely out of the picture.

I'm just waiting for an opportunity, Anon. But the moment I get one, I'll pounce. Possibly literally.

On the bright side, there's another cute girl I know who seems interested in me, and I love her mind at that. So even though I'm far more sexually attracted to this first short girl, this other one is still pretty physically and intellectually attractive.

This pic is of the twins.

>>731985101
Those first two are normal.

>>731986469
Omfg show us ur puss puss pls

>>731986815
coiming right up

>>731986828
>not a feels thread
>gives feels

way to go anon killed my boner

>>731986646
>I don't give af, going to be dead in a week or so.
Mind telling us why, based pedofag?

>>731983888
It's a school night. Go to bed sweetie.

>>731986896
We're better in every way, now do what your told whore.

>>731986828
Why bro, I'm dealing with the same fucking shit.

>>731986951
nah

>>731981393
I have a severe foot fetish.
Also I have a thing for girls who haven't showered in a day or so.

I fap to my nieces Facebook pics way too much she's 19 has an amazing ass and is all around hot. I'm 25. I use one of her thongs when fapping

>>731981393
I'm in love with a guy with a wife and children. With a boyfriend of my own already.

>>731986865
NP bro, ik how you feel.

>>731987029
>Also I have a thing for girls who haven't showered in a day or so.
same, love that nasty fishy smell.
>>731987042
Were they dirty or clean?

>>731986826
I've fucked maybe 6 girls in my time, stripper being the best. But dogs can grip like there's no tomorrow. Of course that was a long time ago and I don't partake anymore. Fuck I've been celibate for years, including girls.

>>731986691
Because nobody knows she's dead, her family just thinks she ran away. So I guess it's mainly because nobody gave a shit enough to ask questions. I guess I feel sorry for her for her family's bullshit.

>>731987004
>>731986921
Her parents dont like it at all and have gone to extreme lengths to stop us.

>>731986577
Had drunk sex with my wife who then cheated on me and left me for some dude. I wouldn't pay her spousal support (no kids) so she said i raped her. This is why you should never talk to the police, i said we had drunk sex and they actually charged me. I took a plea deal and did 2 weeks in jail, still had to register as a SO though. Better than rotting in a cell for 5 or more years though, but life is hard being registered. I don't get why i have to be on a list, my "crime" had noting to do with kids and i had a perfect record before all this.

>Went down by the river one night to smoke weed in middle of night
>After about 10 minutes some homeless man grabs me
>always carry a knife
>slash at him a few times
>apparently get his throat
>he falls I run away
>news of man killed
>never speak a word of it

>>731987141
They were clean. I've seen her wear the pair though whale tailing

>>731986228
I honestly don't know if he will or will not. I doubt he will but he'll be pissed if he found out. I plan on dating her secretly when they are done. She'll understand why

I was forced to give blowjobs and handjobs to an older close family friend...I even gave him a handjob in the ocean at on a busy day...This led to me and his younger brother doing the same to each other, and so far as to penetrating each other...I have never told anyone and i wonder if I am bi or not often

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>>731981393
>be me 19 working at a Bowling Alley while going to college.
>Have a really strong foot fetish. Love to sniff girls dirty sneakers.
>Teenage to 20-something girls come into the bowling place every night. I rent them bowling shoes. They leave their sneakers with me!!
>If it's a hot girl, I take her sneakers put them in a paper bag I have hidden under the counter, go into the office, close door, sniff, lick rub her stinky sneex all over my face!!
>A few times had some really tall girls come in, size 9-11 feet!! J-O'd into a couple of these, cleaned inside soles, gave back their shoes, they walk in my JIZZ rest of the nite - makes me SOOO HARD!
>I fucking LOVE my fucking job!!!

>>731986469
Should've tried anal knotting.

>>731987151
how'd you kill her? It's a big wide world out there, leave out places and times and you can be honest.

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I wanna fuck my mates gf. Shes an absolute bitch and i hate her. But i cant stop thinking abot putting my dick in her.

>>731985507
overgrownleprechaun.jpg

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>>731986485

>>731987252
>I was forced to give blowjobs and handjobs
>forced
You didn't have a choice BUT if you did enjoy it then yeah, you're probably bi, don't worry about it tho.

>>731987382
tits

>>731986887
Yes, an immature and erratic mind. Much like that of a child. You give into temptation with ease. You are weak.

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I fucked my uncles wife on her, at the time, 4 year old daughters(my cousin) bed. Did it while visiting them in Mexico. We did it while my uncle was at work. She was also the first girl to eat my ass.
>mfw when it's not so bad

>>731985921
>>731986423
>>731986803

Well its a shame. I really enjoyed sharing anyway.

Also stole the panties of my friends' sister
And the panties of a couple girls back when I was on the swim team
I've taken so many that I've lost track of which ones belong to who, but I don't even fap with them all that often
Worst, though, is that I stole my best friend's panties, and if she found out, it'd probably be the end of our friendship and the day after I stole them, I thought she somehow knew, and was worried out of my mind, trying to figure out how to salvage things.
Turned out to be fine, but it still lurks in the back of my mind

I was a male hooker for a number of years before meeting my girlfriend. I fucked an unknown number of men and still have anal fissures. My ass constantly itches and I fidget around all the time, I just tell my girlfriend I have restless leg syndrome. But I don't. It's because my ass itches. I'm lucky I don't have any STDs (that haven't been cured already), but goddamn does my ass itch.

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>>731983405
>>731983888
>>731984328
Umm this isn't a YLYL Thread mate.

>>731981393
>Secrets that can ruin your life, marriage, relationship or just downright make you embarrassed.

I'm a heterosexual, in Sweden.

>>731987503
>started with also
Fuck, I copypasted the best friend one to bottom, since it's worse, and didn't correct cuz I'm dumb and forgot

>>731987425
Yeah, he's like 6'7".

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>>731986815
Heres your timestamp. i cant get enough of my dads load/\.

>>731985101
how the fuck could you ever tell your friends any of that?

>>731987459
>You give into temptation with ease
nope. but denying it makes the need inside grow more and more. it might be 6 months or a year later but eventually when I slip, it's going to be stupid and risky.

by accepting it, planning it and taking it in moderation it's under control.

lemme know when you get to how well outright denial of needs and wants works in your first year psychology course anon.

>>731987673
show and or tits

I stole a pair of dirty panties from my sister's room and still occasionally use them to jerk off.

>>731987673
How do we know it wasn't Tyrone? I mean, you are white after all.

>>731987570
>>731984972
>>731985521
>>731985921
>>731986803
>>731986946
Christ so much butthurt over some edgelord on 4chan. If he is an RP fag, he wins.

>>731986695
Don't get married numb nuts

>>731985101
Any stories about sister?

>>731987673
holyyyyy shit

I still cant quite believe this is true because you've screenshotted and badly cropped a photo there, but fuck its hot regardless

>>731987593
You poor soul. You probably believe in national identity too.

You're fucked mate.

>>731987593
You filthy degenerate.
Disgusting.

>>731987420
She's also as rough as a badger's bum mate, think ont

>>731987833
Im not but i still enjoyed letting it out.

>>731987863
i had to crop bc i did it with webcam bc image too large. had to screenshot bc i dont know how to import out of photobooth

In highschool junior year summer i used to give my best friend head all the time. His bed, outside by his pool, his car, other friends house, movie theater. We never told anyone he's married now

>>731987848
it'll make her happy if we do, and I like her to be happy.

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Ok /b/. I fucked up. Iocked myself in my room because I cant come up with an explanation to my family, that is visiting this week and I completely forgot about it.

>>get drunk, empty house till 10 pm
>>keep taking shots of vodka
>>have home theater sound system in my room
>>decide to bump music via bluetooth
>>get tired or music, wat to do....
>>8:30 pm, feel like taking shower, best feeling when wasted
>>want to fap in shower
>>get sandwhich bag, insert phone and zip
>>the sound is way too low, think its because of sandwhich bag
>>turn up volume
>>still not good enough
>>turn up max volume
>>thats better
>>furiously fap through 4-5 pornos
>>too drunk to notice walls, windows and floor vibrating
>>45 mins later
>>after shower, porn is still playing
>>notice mirror is shaking
>>just realized my phone is still connected to my speakers
>>lol oops
>>realize my hallway door is closed
>>door is never closed
>>open door and see my 4 aunts, 2 uncles, 7 cousins, grandpa, my mom and my lil bro sitting in the living room
>>living room tv was loud as fuck but not enough beat my surround sound
>>OH SHIT.jpeg
>>they see me holding my phone in the wet sandwhich bag
>>"ill be right out, lemme change" as they lower the tv
>>realized they heard everything i fapped to, mostly creampie surprise
>>realized they heard "I told u not to cum in me!!" Or "youre paying for the abortion!" etc
>>locked myself in my room
>>maybe ill just wait till they leave...

Wat do?

i had sex with a lot of friends in my childhood, i did everything, I fucked, I gave, I sucked... None of them touch the subject, it's like if nothing had happened... I currently do not have any type of gay relationship, I fuck sluts every week But I feel a little bit gay because of my past

>>731987673
Or you're just a mentally-ill freak, pretending your dad thinks you're bangable - or even attractive.

>>731987833
The biggest secret in this thread is that im all of the people you replied to LOL

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There is a dangerously thin mental film protecting an ex of mine, whom sexually manipulated me for years, from being brutally murdered. It is maintained only by the lives of two small parrots whom are the only thing that can garner any love from the shell of a man that whore left behind.

>>731987969
alternatively, you got a female triend on skype to stick out her stomach and hold up the note while you took a screenshot, for the lulz

either way fucking good work A+

>>731987673
make your dad hold the timestamp, betty sue

>>731987933
Dont worry. I know it. She fugly and tall and i hate tall girls. Im not attracted to her at all. But i just wanna pound the living shit out of her pussy. I dont get it

Mastrubated with old men

>>731986282
Happy to! Is it cool to email you? Anyone else want to see the slut?

>>731988028
Stay right where you are, time is on your side

>>731983201
It's 97% fake you never know or don't want to either way go back to Tumblr moral faggot

>>731988028
You're fucked

>>731988007
Again don't get married

>>731981393
When I was in high school, I had sex with a girl who had down syndrome.

I fapped wearing my friends mom's panties in her bed

>>731988028
Fuck 'em. They could've easily unplugged your sound equipment.

I'm amassing a folder of screenshots of every interaction through messenger I've had with a coworker that annoys me. I have enough dirt to get them fired.

>>731988116
Cuteposting is best.

>>731985585
manipulate them into a threesome

>>731988077
Nigger, I'm one of them.so, no you're not.

>>731986929
Don't give a shit about the kids or the shit that I have done, but fuck this world and the rest off you, i'm out.

>>731988286
see >>731988007

>>731982008
hot.. howd it happen first time? can u green text? does she ever cum?

>>731988286
Get fucked. It's the bitch's fault for being so blind.

>>731987096
kys slut

>>731987278
god this sounds incredible
do any girls with flats come in?

>>731988417
See ya babe.

>>731988507
>this.

>>731988152
Let me know soon, anons.

>>731988028
Wow, even if that's bullshit it's funny as fuck.

Yeah, just hide. Next time they can stay at a hotel.
The time seems weird though.
empty till 10pm
8:30 pm shower
45min later stop showering
so 9:15pm
Why were they there 45min early?

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>>731988474
You mad bro?

>>731983074
fucking die

>>731988407
2nd biggest secret. I reply to myself to pretend im not replying to myself.

IM AT IT AGAIN! MOMS GONNA FREAK! LOL!

>>731987096
is he older than you?
do you want to call him daddy?

>>731984277
did it make u jealous? did she come home with cum in her or show u a vid? did she suck his cock?

>>731988417
I don't blame you.

>>731986772
Get help

Yo, when I was little, me and my sister would stay up late to watch the babyshows on the disney channel and make fun of how stupid they were. We would sometimes put a pillow between us and get naked under the sheets. We would often touch each other and explore each other's bodies, and I really want this back.

Thank you all for listening you're a wonderful crowd

>>731984841
how much u make? u have to show faces?

>>731987679
His point is still valid. Weak you are

>>731987679
You give into temptation in the end no matter what. That is still weak minded. I can be tempted but I realize it's stupid, selfish and pointless to do. Not to mention self sabotaging. I'm in a happy long term committed relationship with someone I know I will marry. To give into temptation and risk ruining a perfectly good relationship would be absolutely retarded. People like you are impulsive trash. If you "need more" don't be in a relationship. That's called common sense, hopefully you gain some soon. And some willpower as well.

>>731988979
Care to go into details?
Story time perhaps?

I wear panties I got from friends and fap to pictures of them

My best friend and I have secretly blown and jacked eachother off for the past few years. We've tried anal twice, but it really didn't work. Almost every time we are alone, we do this. Even at sleep overs with my other friends, we do it. My friend does an awful job at pretending he's not filming it, but I know he is. I've filmed it with my iphone before, but he actually films himself sucking my cock, and takes pictures of me doing it as well. My guess is that he has a porn bank on his phone of all the vids & pictures.
By the way, I don't think I'm gay. I like girls, but I find pleasure in this little ritual thing.

>>731988979
Sounds sexy as fuck

>>731981393
I was abused by women throughout my entire adolescance and now have come to resent women by default even though I cannot rationalize doing so.

I don't like them, they have made my sub-par life worse.

>>731985585
how does sister know?

I once drank directly from the milk carton and put it back in the fridge afterwards. My family still has no clue.

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>>731981393
It was me who sneaked into the girl's locker room in eighth grade and stole the five girl's panties, t-shirts, and socks.
I did it while dismissed to go the the washroom. That asshole Liam was suspended for suspicion because he was the last person to use the washroom after me.

I don't regret it. I still have the underwear and am still close friends with the girls who owned them, and Liam was a dickhead throughout high school and college anyway.

>>731989424
You filthy animal

>>731989301
>it really didn't work
How so? Get shit on each other's dicks?

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>>731989424

>>731989195
Wow, some guy with sense on /b/

>>731989156
>>731989195
>children who cannot understand different mindsets
tip: some people think and feel things differently to you. some people need things that you don't need. you are not the default, and assuming you are makes other peoples actions pretty fucking hard to understand throughout life.

>>731984351
underrated post

I used to fuck a 13 year old neighbor boy before he went to school in the morning....started as oral play and me rimming him cause he couldn't take my cock...but he eventually learned. Got caught leaving super early for school one morning by his dad, made a bad lie and hadda stop coming over after that.

>>731987420
Pretty ugly bro

>>731989521
My dick was too big for his ass. His dick got in mine, but it made me feel like I had to take a shit so I told him to pop out.

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met a girl through our college fb group that was in the same department as me. Before we even met irl at the beginning of our freshman year school we started sexting over the summer. She was a complete virgin (never even kissed someone) but shit escalated quickly. Things got super kinky really quick. I kind of feel guilty bc I definitely pushed things in that direction but at the same time she was into it and also contributed to it. When we finally met irl she immediately lost interest in me and cut shit off. At least the nudes were good tho. Shits super awkward between tho bc we share a lot of the same friends now.
>mfw i can never tell anyone about this bc shes still in the closet and I still lowkey care about her and know her parents would kick her out of school if they found out she was gay

>>731989339
I feel ya bro.
I've been fapping to traps to try and turn myself bi via Pavlovian conditioning so I can get a GF who isn't a G.
Limited success so far.

>>731985840
If anyone wants them email me at barrydawson363 at gmail

>>731989619
Bro i know. Whats wrong with me?

>>731989635
Lame. Did either of you swallow?

Big deal I want to lick my gfs sisters asshole and can barely muster the wood to fuck my girlfriend. Life goes on.

>>731989557
You're weak minded. The sooner you make peace with that the sooner you can start to change it. It's not that you have any more needs than others you just can't control your urges or impulses. The rest of us can control it just fine, you're just weak. Toughen the fuck up and quit being a self entitled prick head.

>>731985796
>>731985482
>>731983074

Please kill yoursself you fucking piece of shit subhuman

>>731984862
This is actually a fairly common occurrence. Even though women are supposed to be treated as equals, they are biologically pre-programmed to be sexually subjugated.

>>731989670
I can't do it: I love the female form, and I am just not atracted to penises.

I've more or less decided that I will just continue being a solitary robot.

Once in my life I actually managed to find a woman I loved and respected, and came close to resolving most of my issues...but that came to a close when it turned out the woman I loved was everything I feared.

i had gay sex with my older brother

>>731986695
why not discuss polyamorous relationships?

>>731989850
We've gotten cum in eachother's mouths before, but we try to stay away from that. I'd love to blow my load in his throat and I'm sure one day he'd do it. I guess I'm more or less afraid to try.

>>731986897
>>731985507
>>731984506
You've read what people are saying in this thread and you actually post pictures of her?

>>731990068
greentext story

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>>731989196
It started out when we were younger, obviously. We used to love the shit out of naruto, our cousin got us into it, and we would pretend to be characters from the show like young little autists. Eventually, I must have had the idea to do the "Sexy jutsu" under the covers or something, idek really. But after that, it became a bit of a casual thing. We weren't super innocent about it either, I got her to touch my dick quite often, and she'd let me finger her. I hotdogged her ass once, and I also got to hump her leg a couple of times.

We both liked it, though I never did orgasm in front of her. Idk why, I guess I was embarrassed to? I just know that everytime I did, I'd cover myself and run to the bathroom, which was in the same room.
We did this shit for a few years I believe, not stopping until I was about 13 or 14, I believe.

Some nights, this makes me want to kill myself, other nights, It's my happy place. What a world we live in

>>731990037
Sound like you might benefit by looking into MGTOW.
I've been MGTOW for a few years now it it helps.

I jack off at sleep overs while my mates are sleeping

>>731990083
Gaaay.

>>731990009
another antipedo moralfag. You protecting the kids by posting on 4chan?

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>>731987678
>how the fuck could you ever tell your friends any of that?
Good friends and good MDMA

>>731987852
>Any stories about sister?
Nothing interesting. When I was younger we used to wrestle, but she noticed I had a boner from it and ran the fuck away. I was too dumb to realize why she suddenly didn't wanna do it anymore.

>>731990068
that's hot

My secret: for the past week I've been trolling /soc/, craigslist and kik trying to get a guy to come over and swap succ with me. nothing but flakes

wtf i'm not even bad looking, i'm white, i have a place, i have a fat cock. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG.

>>731987673
Post tits.

A twink gave me a ride home from a bar because all of my friends left. He walked me inside and sat on my couch. Drunk small talk turned into him saying I owe him for the ride. Unbuttoned jeans and pink briefs. Started kissing me and put my hand on his cock. Gets hard strips me naked and lowered my head down. Sucked him off for the ride. Put his number in my phone. I blow him one or twice a month

>>731990495
kik?

>>731989925
>The rest of us can control it just fine
you're picking a tough thread to claim everybody is capable of resisting their urges anon. look around at the other posts.

I'm addicted to eating my own shit. :)

>>731990037
The female form is why I chose traps. The penis was a problem for a long time, but I've desensitized myself to most of them at this point. The voice can be a bother too, I'm not sure how well traps can age either.

Like I said, limited success.

BUMP LIMIT INCOMING! LAUNCH NEW BREAD!!1

>>731984862
This is super common. Dated a girl that was raped once, she was all about the rape play. Wanted me to kidnap her, take her home, and fuck her as rough as I could - wanted me to hide in the apartment and surprise buttsechs her, always wanted to be tied up, taken from behind, hit a lot, even when she cried - keep hitting.

It's meh. Different people deal with it differently. Had another ex that was cheated on a bunch, she was a legit cuckquean (female cuckold). She wanted to be tied up in the closet while I fucked girls and be forced to listen, she wanted to lick them clean when I was done w/ them, she wanted me to fuck girls in our bed while she was at work then have her suck my dick clean when she got home.

Sometimes people just deal w/ traumatic things differently, I guess. It's a way to be "in control" of what happened, I guess.

I had a girl that was a super serious "little" - like would go full little kid, even had a certain age she liked to be, everything. She would say "no" a lot during sex and at first I would stop and be like "wait what?" when she really just wanted me to keep going. Had to use a color scheme for when to stop, lol. Pretty sure there was some kind of abuse there somewhere, still haven't asked her about it though.

Oh, and another girl peed herself once and so she had a pee fetish.

Huh. I've had a LOT of weird sex. I am super accepting, so I play into whatever they want, I guess.

Anyways, good luck finding someone who will fulfill the rape fantasy for you. It shouldn't be hard, its honestly super common

>>731990495
Seriously? I find it easy. Try grindr.

>>731990557
What a fucking beta. Consider suicide.

>>731990574
One of the pedofags here, can agree

>>731990570
location? if it's close i'll divulge

>>731990759
idk grindr seems to be filled with literal faggots. not looking for a bf just want to have some fun with a straight guy.

>>731985046
Pretty sure this is the plot of at least 3 movies

>>731984327
kill aunt, do it

>>731990574
Incest pedofag here. Yeah this was a bad hill to die on.

>>731988926
Why would I want help to impregnate her?
I'm not a cuckold.

>>731987673
Fucking hell. Someone delivered in my thread

>>731981393
framed a guy for being a pedo (but gf dad is a cop so prob made the investigation go away), but a good portion of league city knows his name.

i've been busted at walmart for taking random pictures. didn't get arrested (since none of them where in restrooms/dressing rooms/upskirts). said they were going to make an investigation and got banned from all walmarts.

waited 1 year and started going back, but no pictures. and always wearing a cap.

got busted for taking pictures of a high school (2 cop cars and everything), but they let me go (i destroyed the memory card before i got out of car and camera had nothing on it).

they took my id but nothing came of it. it's been 4 years.

My best friend got arrested for possession, distribution, and viewing of Chicken Pickles (you all know what that is) and I don't know how to feel about it because he is really nice and a general great guy. Secret is that I still like him a lot and I still think he's still him. It kinda sucks but that's the best I got

>>731990574
I was referring to strong minded people in general, not the entire site population. I seriously hope you figure out your true priorities sooner rather than later or you're going to have one hell of a rough life.

>>731984766
>>731984439
>>731983883

Fucking kill yourselves you degenerates

I have a fetish for paid sex. I'm engaged to a girl I'm pretty crazy about, but I just can't seem to stop myself from hooking up with whores, erotic massage providers, strippers, etc. At least three or four times a year I go pay for sex.

I've been doing this for about six years now, well before I met my now-fiancee. It's not that I don't get enough sex from her, I get it whenever I want it. It's not that I don't find her sexy, I do. There's no real reason for this beyond the fact that I just have a kink for sexworkers.

You want to know the worst part? We were on vacation in Tokyo when I proposed to her. The next night, after she fell asleep, I snuck out and spent half the night exploring the city's sex district. I ended up in a private room with a tiny little Japanese thing, a huge fantasy of mine. No Asian girls where I live. We showered together, she gave me a massage, a handjob, and then we fucked. She made those squeeky little whimpers you hear in Asian porn, which I hated, but it was still so goddamn hot for me. I still jerk off to that memory all the time. It was one of the most exciting nights of my life, and it was the day after I proposed, and with a complete stranger.

I'm not proud of it, obviously. I feel bad sneaking around like that, and try to rationalize my guilt by telling myself, "they're just prostitutes. There's no real emotion or attraction. It's just masturbation with some help," but I'm not fooling myself. I know what I'm doing is skeezy, but I just don't want to stop.

>>731981393
I have really bad morning breath or just breath in general when I don't brush my teeth. But even when I do, it comes back within a few hours so I have to chew gum or eat snacks a lot. Do I just have a lot of bacteria or something? Sometimes I also have a white coated tongue

>>731990926
I'm not surprised. I'd seen a great argument about how not fucking your daughter is the ultimate cuckoldry. Spend thousands of dollars and years and years raising a girl only to have some other man fuck her.

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>>731991239
>white tongue
sounds like thrush

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_candidiasis

>>731991182
I'm in my late thirties. I've worked through the options, I've tried different things, this is how I am and how I'm going to stay.

life seems to have been pretty fine so far. what do you think is going to go wrong exactly?

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>>731990904
>idk grindr seems to be filled with literal faggots.
Well yeah no shit

>not looking for a bf
you won't have that issue on grindr. The gay community fuck like rabbits, just say you're looking for NSA fun. People don't go to grindr to get a boyfriend, they go to grindr to hook up.

>just want to have some fun with a straight guy.
Any man who wants to fuck around with another man is not straight by definition. If you want to screw around with another guy but you're not interested in a relationship with guys, that makes you bi-curious. There are plenty of people like that on grindr.

>>731991402
Not as white as that

new bread??????????

>>731985673
Real sinks or drawn ones?