it's time to play a fun little game that everyone loves
describe a game fuckin terribly and have others guess what it is
i'll start:
>bash people with a rock
Nigger simulator
>>731980466
Rust.
Please make it at least slightly challenging.
>dad leaves me
>what a fucking nigger
>find dad
>dad dies
>i also die
>>731980466
127 hours
High five really big lizards
>>731981379
Fallout four
>>731982165
Cool Runnings
>>731981379
The bible
>why is this annoying fucking robot following me
>please go away
>>731982699
Nier: Automata
>>731980466
>something about wanting lemonlime
>>731981379
Fallout 3, whoever said 4 is a dumb nigger
run around and steal shit
> gonna keep that might be useful
> gonna keep that too
side note: anyone else purposely mess up captchas due to irrelevant fear of supplying the AI with accurate intelligence?
>>731983055
Skyrim
>>731983051
ding ding ding
>>731983055
Grand theft auto
>>731983072
Literally every survival game
Slap a monkey so it will shit on your crops
>Schitzo kid's episode
>hidden in a chest
>woah aliens
>shoot the aliens
>shit i have no ammo
>Watch those wrist rockets
>Wilheim Scream
>Heavy Breathing
>>731980466
None of your choices matter, your life sucks.
>>731983777
Star Wars Battlefront, ez pz
>>731983777
Battlefront 2
>>731980642
GTA, any of them
>>731983986
You sir are correct
>Make tons of choices
>None of them matter
>Red, Blue, Green
>Annoying robots
>No motive enemy factions
>I can't explain why no time to explain
>Sick loot
>More robots
>Rip $60
>>731984333
Pokemon
>>731984371
Nope.
>>731983526
>kek
halo
>throw your leather balls at other men
>plow into other men
>Tom Lady & Ismell Dickham
>fucking roster update every year
>pussy license contract
>literally the worst.
>>731984333
Ocarina?
>>731984362
answer below
>>731982872
>>731984333
Mass Effect
Have your mom make you so sad you go to the basement and cry on literal piles of shit.
>>731985088
Negatives :(
>>731985157
Correct.
>>731985027
Nope.
>>731984362
No man's buy
>shoot lots of bad guys
>bomb bad guys
>oh fuck those weren't bad guys
>i wasn't expecting this to be emotional
>>731985694
Trump: The Game
>>731985777
Nice trips
>>731985694
modern warfare
>>731986006
nope
> trailer is 2nd most disliked video on YouTube
>>731985650
Sorry yet another no
>>731985694
Spec Ops: The Line
>>731986335
ding ding ding
>Multiplayer
>W for 45 minutes along coast
>Russian snipes you
>NPCs are not even a problem