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Loli voice acting thread roll a 9 and listen to your reques

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Loli voice acting thread
roll a 9 and listen to your request here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TEmT5JRKF4
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Please let me vac.
Thing wrong with the bug , but then it did not even use management doetgo due to wear something other people writing bug damage can not I give too much upset and went over to the beta release
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"Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]"
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>>731973789
op do it you fat fuck
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>>731973786
read this
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d-dog is a colossal faggot
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>>731973786
please read this
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Shit in my mouth onii-chan
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>>731974108
Reroll
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>>731973726
read this one
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Incest, incest it's the best!
Put you sister to the test!
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>>731973726
roll
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>>731974108
Reroll again
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This greentext
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>>731973726
rolling
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>>731973786
rolled
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>>731974108
Rereroll
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>>731974230
roll
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>>731973786
rolle
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>>731973786
Rolles
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>>731974230
Kek roll
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>>731973786
rollee
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>>731973786
rolledd
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>>731973786
read this
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>>731974230
Roll for this
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Nertom woloutom que etsi snis Emmos snis riyi emmos snis Widomor-e Karamos-e Emmos snis riyi emmos snis andometi
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>>731974108
Frustrated reroll
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>>731973786
rollingg
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>>731974517
Roll
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Please let me vac. Thing wrong with the bug , but then it did not even use management doetgo due to wear something other people writing bug damage can not I give too much upset and went over to
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>>731974108
rerollerino
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Let's fuck some kids, they can't say no
Molest them now before they grow
Threaten them with oral sex
Expose yourself to incest
'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate
Suck a little hairless crack
Hold 'em down, they can't fight back
Watch 'em scream and cry with fear
Fucking cunt don't tell nobody dear
'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate
Alright, expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate
Say I'm a pervert, it's OK
Hey! Candy little girl? Walk my way, you fucking bitch
Child abuse is on my mind
Little fucking kids I'm soon to find
But it's alright, expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate
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>>731974517
Roll x2
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>>731974517
Roll x3
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>>731973786
>>731974600
Rolllll
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>>731974517
Roll x4
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Daddy, where are you taking me?
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>>731974600
ROLLLLLL
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F U C K M Y A S S O N I I C H A N
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>>731974517
Roll x5
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>>731974600
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Guys

GUYS

Why have we never thought of this before?

Have her record a minute-long session of her loli voice having sexual pleasure and then reaching orgasm. Then, have her REPLAY her loli voice to herself while her NORMAL voice pretends to also be having sex with the loli and also reaching orgasm.

IMAGINE.

THE.

POSSIBILITIES.
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>>731973786
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL
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Rollin for

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"
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>>731974108
Smegmaloli reroll
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>>731974809
YES I GOT A NINE FINALLY
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I WENT STEPPED OUT THE BACK YARD
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>>731974517
Roll x6
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>>731974517
Roll x7
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>>731974517
Roll x8
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>>731974789
i know he got a 9, but please this
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Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called Stargate Command, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called every Viper pilot on the Battlestar known as Galactica, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called my Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air, called every Governor of every US State, called homo erectus, homo habilis, homo floresiensis, homo antecessor, homo rhodesiensis, and homo neanderthalensis, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, every Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called The Doctor, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of every state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called two thirds of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called every free mason, called Bilderberg, called the Bogdanoffs, called my neighbors, called the mayor of evey city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
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>>731974517
Roll x9
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>>731974517
Roll x10
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>>731974517
Roll x11
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>>731974809
hey this got a 9
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reroll for I WENT STEPPED OUT THE BACK YARD
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>>731974517
Roll x12
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Fitter, happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym, three days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient, better driver
A safer car, baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams
No paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favours for favours, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays, ring-road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows, nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of societ, pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in backseat
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness
Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig in a cage on antibiotics
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>>731975116
Fuck it my luck is terrible
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Do I make a good neko?
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>>731974517
Roll x13
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>>731974517
Roll x14
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>>731974517
Roll x15
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>>731974789
loli enki orgy. You're a man with a vision.
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(say in a deep seductive yet sexy purr-like voice)

There's a pyramid of power with eyes that can see it all
Cameras to capture your image at City Hall
Realize they listen whenever you make a call
If you want a revolution, I'll really give it to y'all
Strength is the army that bands against bands
Of dead Presidents determining life of man
Kind of cancerous how we breathe vapors
Greed got us bleeding in streets for cheap paper
Assemble the masses, melt the plastic
Combine, realign when the shit gets drastic
Lift the veil when the system's unmasked
It's just another pyramid scheme, a government racket
Devour the power with jaws Jurassic
Gnashing T-Rex with covert tactics
Rise from the ashes, take back the Atlas
Bring the madness
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>>731975116
Reroll again
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>>731975478
reroll
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>>731975478
rolling for this
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>all these fags posting giant walls of text for her to read

You guys are the worst.
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Nyan nyan!
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>>731975503
rereroll
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>>731975496
Why cant i fucking Roll a nine
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>>731975478
rolli
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>>731975503
reroll
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>>731975579
kek
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>>731975651
reroll
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>>731975531
rerolll
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Say "Hi stream thank your donating cummies to me"
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>>731973726
bump
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INDUBIOUSLY
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>>731974517
Roll x16
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I have a bad case of diarrhea
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>>731974517
Roll x17
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>>731975219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FToW3oqlTi

>>731974809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RTo8C8XhjB
>>731975579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q03BEiYhKZ
>>731975729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vU8RUIHHrn
>>731975909
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18a1GGfZh5z
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whoops
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I try to be a good girl, but daddy says I need to do more!
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Ill actually give you all my money to beat the shit out of me, please I want to be your human punching bag, get rid of all your anger on me.
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>>731976021
reroll
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>>731974517
Roll x18
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>>731974517
Roll x19
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This thread makes me want to fucking eat blankets.
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>>731974517
Roll x20
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I wanna be a forever
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>>731974517
Roll x21
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>>731974517
Roll x22
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>>731974517
Roll x23
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Maya is a beautiful person
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I HAVE BEEN VOICE ACTING FOR YOU STUPID FAGGOTS ON /b/ FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS AND 4CHAN ISN'T EVEN THAT OLD WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME SAY ENDLESS GIANT WALLS OF GIBBERISH AND NONSENSE IS IT SO YOU GAY FAGGOTS CAN RAISE YOUR LIMP DICKS LONG ENOUGH TO JACK OFF TO A GROWN WOMAN PLAYING A LITTLE GIRL ON THE INTERNET LIKE SOME CLOSET PEDOPHILE GROW UP ALREADY OR KILL YOURSELVES I DON'T CARE WHICH JUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL AND STOP MAKING ME READ TERRIBLE SEX FANTASIES AND COPYPASTA TOWERS OF TEXT
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>>731974517
Roll x24
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic skellington frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "one rep max" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a useless skellington you need help typing so as not to break your fingers, so you just choose the joke. Oh, and we all know the joke. The “epic” one rep max, isn’t it? I imagine you, you little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you knock your Monster can over, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a frail fucking manlet, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a half-grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking one rep max. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a bodybuilder or a powerlifter or at least play a sport, and then you became a DYEL. A pathetic one-rep DYEL. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “IF I WANTED A JOKE”. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little manlet laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
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>>731976109
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RxUi8kevxF
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>>731976325
this
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>>731974517
Roll x25
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>>731976335
Roll
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>>731976325
rerolling for this
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JAG KAN SVENSKA
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>>731976453
Reroll
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Sit down. Take off your pants. Now. Show it to me. Your cock, retard. I may be young but I know what the fuck I'm talking about. You tell anyone about this and I'll tell them you raped me. You are mine, big bro, and you will know that by the end of the night trust me. I want you to make me pregnant, I want your child. I WILL have your child. Cum inside me you pathetic piece of shit, let me *grunt* let me have it! *pant* Stop shouting and just cum!! OHMYGOD mmmmf.... good boy.. Ill be back in a few minutes to clean you up and untie you (;
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>>731976518
reroll
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>>731976563
reroll
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>>731976419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FxSN6loQ3t
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>>731976597
roll
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>>731976335
This
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>>731976578
reroll
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>>731976563
rolll
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>>731976670
reroll
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>>731976335
Rell
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>>731976703
rollll
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>>731976335
Rellaroo
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>>731976630
reroll
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>>731976597
rolling
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>>731976335
rollan
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Holy fuck OP delivered. Read this if I roll 9,

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>>731976670
rerolll
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I SAID FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYEBROWS
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Say "Fucking the faggots on /g/ Debian is the best distro. Gentoo and Arch can go suck a fat one."
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>>731976335
Rolll
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>>731976844
rolling
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>>731976846
re roll
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>>731976832
re-rolling
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>>731976846
reroll
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>>731976870
Reroll
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there was a dude on here a while back that did a better loli voice than this bitch
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(low gravel-y loli voice) welcome to the family son
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>>731976335
Reroll
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>>731976832
REROLL DAMN IT
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>>731976846
reeeeerooollllll
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>>731976335
rereroll
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>>731976335
reroooolll
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I can't see the meaning of this life I'm leading
I try to forget you as you forgot me
This time there is nothing left for you to take
This is goodbye

Summer is miles and miles away
And no one would ask me to stay

And I should contemplate this change
To ease the pain
And I should step out of the rain
Turn away

Close to ending it all, I am drifting through the
stages
Of the rapture born within this loss
Thoughts of death inside
Tear me apart from the core of my soul

Summer is miles and miles away
And no one would ask me to stay

And I should contemplate this change
To ease the pain
And I should step out of the rain
Turn away

At times the dark's fading slowly
But it never sustains
Would someone watch over me
In my time of need?

Summer is miles and miles away
And no one would ask me to stay

And I should contemplate this change
To ease the pain
And I should step out of the rain
Turn away
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>>731973726
Oh mister, it it won't go in! It's too big and the tip is wet! Wait, stop! Oh god! Oh f-f-f-FUCK! You need a proper 120 holy converter you fucking dipshit!
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>>731976335
>>731976335

roll
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>>731976832
REROLL FUCK
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>>731977107
Roll
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>>731976846
re roll nigga
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>>731976832
REROLL
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>>731976335
>>731976335
>>731976335
roll
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>>731977194
RERRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLLL
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>>731976335
>>731976335
This
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>>731976846
ROLL A BLOODy NINE
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>>731976832
RERRRROLL
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>>731977263
my luck fucking sucks re roll
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things i want to cum inside <3_<3
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Slap you cuck!
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>>731976846
re of the roll
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y tho
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>>731976832
RERROLLL YOU DIRTY RNGESUS
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HOMURA A SHIT
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>>731977403
i like her voice more
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>>731976870
>>731976959
OP you Skipped me also it's Fuck* not fucking
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>>731976846
fuck me re roll
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>>731977485
Roll
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read this post
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Ahhh endiku. Love ya.
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>>731976846
why am i still rolling?
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Im finna low key whip and dab on the nae nae low key while throwing mad shade with the fam on my sidepiece while I put on my new J's and pop a cap in a niggas ass
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>>731976832
RODAROLLA DA REROLL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58jKtB3hgPg

Redo this up to 0:11
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>Enkidu asked for a 9
>Cirno is a 9

Eye'm sure this won't break the universe at all!
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>>731977734
rerollll
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>>731977708
Enkidu*
Im tired leave me alone
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If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
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>>731977813
reroll
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My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big big big money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
One in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and fuck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills and he tellin' me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
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>>731977734
rolll
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>>731976879
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XvsqK5lMFr

>>731977159
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T8NW2d4Mny
>>731977525
<3
>>731977559
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDBGxwUrSJ
>>731977708
I LOVE YOU TOO MY BB GO TO SLEEP
>>731977709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ltxbPsKNub
>>731977783
she cute
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>>731977971
reroll
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>>731977403
cute thicc and nerdy with great tits, I agree
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>>731977997
rollll
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>>731978075
rerll
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>>731977864
rerooll
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>>731978143
rolling
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Aaron, please be gentle?
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Sam's Club is the best group chat, fuck all you other fake ass chats
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wew
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a-a-ashe and rif the cat
flying in a helium balloon

solving mysteries around the world
make way for adventure they will be here soon

fighting crime and having fun

got the bad guys on the run

when quest is over and done

a new one has beguuuun

a-a-ashe and rif the cat
flying in a helium balloon

and this
is
their
car
tooooooon

dodododododo

(in man voice)
Curses! Foiled again by metelling cat and girl!
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>>731978423
reroll
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>>731978521
roll
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>>731978550
rerolll
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>>731978710
rolling
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>>731978729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eGEAUE210R
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Who the fuck is jammku. Sounds like a proper cunt to me
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your hairfu is SHIT
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>>731973726
Onii-chan, put you weenie in me again like you did last night! It made me feel good, especially when the gooey gooey came out from it and into my kitty.
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>>731979457
Rerahl
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>>731977829
Why not dis one though?
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>>731977485
Roll
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>>731980175
Rollll
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>>731980210
Rollario
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>>731980250
Rol
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Fine fine my lovely. Ill ask you to say something. But I wont roll a nine.
Tell us in your loli voice your favorite anime.
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>>731980284
Rolle
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>>731980671
Roll
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Anonymous quickly slid his copy of the D&D monster manual between his Algebra and bio books and closed his locker door. If he was to survive the afternoon he would have to move quickly. He pulled up his hood, trying to look inconspicuous, and turned around, only to come face to face with the flawless white tabard of the captain of the paladins.

"WHITHER GOEST THOU, KNAVE?!" he demanded, his voice loud despite the muffling of his visored greathelm.

"I was just getting my books, leave me alone." said Anonymous. He felt the hairs rising on the back of his neck; the armored bulk of the members of the Paladin squad blocked the hallway entirely.

"I POSTED AN EDICT BANNING YOU FROM THIS CORRIDOR, KNAVE!" The captain roared. His lieutenant looked up from his breviary and addressed no one in particular:

"METHINKS THE HERETIC LOOKS TO BE SMOTE!"

"NOoooo!" cried Anonymous, dodging away from the tightening circle of paladins. "Leave me alooone!" he yelled as he ran toward the stairway for all he was worth, the clanking of plates against chainmail close behind him.

"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" The cry echoed from the concrete walls.

'Somebody heeellllp!" he cried as the paladins lifted him bodily across the school courtyard. At their captain's encouragement they broke into a run.

"SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!" the paladins let anonymous go on the upswing, and for a brief second he was weightless, coasting through the air, until he landed with a squishy thud in the fetid darkness of the cafeteria dumpster.

"THY WILL BE DONE OH LORD," the paladins intoned as they slammed the lid.

Anonymous waited until their hymns of triumph faded in the distance before dragging himself clumsily out, shaking, stained and stinking. He felt he could burst into tears any second, but the varsity cheerwenches were there, giggling at his discomfiture.
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If i put on a nametag that says "scott" can i be your dildo?
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Ms small uterus enkidu
"7 inches is getting to the cutoff point"
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Oh im gonna bully you about your pussy. Fite me
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Ahh enkidu.
Tell me about your thoughts on the universe and all that shiet. Existance and the such
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in the most russian voice possible, say "cyka blyat idi nahui buy p90 rush b"
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Ooh, the chanting from Bible Black!
"Zazas zazas nastadna zazas"
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>>731973726
Reeeeeeeee
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Hi daddy! Do you wanna watch me play with Scott again?
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Ya didnt need to do the loli voice dummy. I was just curious.
Im on a similiar but different wavelength. I believe in reincarnation of a sort, but not that things will be equalled out in the next life. Overall, yes because i see us as "reincarnating" into every living being, one as all kind of thing but unaware of being the previous.
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OH Steven Stobi Please cum all over my rampaging hole!
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i thought this was a loli thread, not philosophical thread
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OH Steven Stobi..Why do you hate Aram so much? Will it please you to fuck my mouth?
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>>731982481
>>731982618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1scsU9PZ4gS
Trying out my own loli voice
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>>731974517
Roll x29
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>>731982892
Are you a trap, faggot.
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>>731982618
M8 if you want her to say something, ask nicely. Enkidus a nice gal im sure she'll reply.
This grill interests me so i ask philisophical shiet. Picking at the brain
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>>731983236
i will
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>>731982892
this is way better than enkidu
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>>731982892
better than op, thats for sure
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wow, i thought you liked animals
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>>731973726
Trynna nut?
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ENKIDU DONT LISTEN TO THEM YOU ARE STRONG AND BEAUTIFUL AND WE LOVE YOU. Fuk dem
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OooooooH Jessi-San...Why don't you like the Vector? It's SO OP. Just like my twitching Anus..
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>>731982892
wow, this is pretty good
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traps are gay
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>>731983666
oof mega satan
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hahahaha fuck niggers am i right eilene? a truly epic feat, cock suckers fuck a duck duck in the cuckhole nigger 123
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>>731983221
>>731982892
>>731983282
>>731983474
>>731983603
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FZifekIcit
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lol fuck lolis 123 in the chat
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TELL ME ABOUT BAAAAAANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN
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op isnt posting anymore, keep going>>731983789
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>>731983789
go away
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>>731982765
Rolling. pls lol. for luls.
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>>731983928
Got any requests?
>>731983931
Quit being such a prude
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Dont worry e. Ive got a highly trained team of hiv patients headed towards the competition to inject small amounts of blood into their food.
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>>731984092
>>731983852
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>>731984092
get your own thread then
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discuss the theory of relativity
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>>731984092
Stop being a fucking cunt
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>>731973726
rolling: MC Ride as a loli.
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>>731984092
Fuck off you faggot.We all know you're a guy. You're not even good. You don't even sound feminine.
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Enkidu, bb, i gotsa sleep now. Chill for the rest of the night. These bitches got nothin on you
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>>731984666
s a t a n i c

t r i p s
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>>731983852
Fuck that's tough
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kltdz3N24A
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>>731984655
checked
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>>731984655
rerolling tho
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>>731983666
>>731984666
TWO SATAN TRIPS OP IS SATAN CONFIRMED
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>>731984657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KFRYRcd5bA
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Would a agnostic insomniac with dyslexia stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog?
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>>731973726
Do your parents not hear you when you do these?
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>>731984984
hail Satan
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>>731979457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jo0AQ25use <3
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loli thread?
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>>731985036
You also sound like you're from one of those shithole states like new york or jersey. You're barely human.
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>>731985122
checked!
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>>731985255
Snake?
SUNLIIIIIIIIGHT
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>>731985255
>>
>>731977952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q8yCeKnZPi <3
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>>731985255
>>731985630
The real hero in this thread. Please more onichan samma
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gdpRBNu7RG
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>>731985630
kek
>>
the loli died because of this neckbeard
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>>731985897
I'm crying. too beautiful
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0srlEFesMuG <33333
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>>731986151
can you say "The Oakland Raiders rule the AFC West" in your best Snake voice?
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Kingdom hearts is ass
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>>731986333
Trips have spoken.
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>>731983989
Hey this is a 9 come on son.
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>>731986316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qg4PVG59Zl <3 here u go bby
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>>731986333
my butt is ass
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>>731986549
perfect, thank you
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>>731986543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RYuuMdIfO2 <3
>>
>>
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NLCMssgu0R

give me shit to work with u stupid faggits
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>>731987334
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>731987334
No, fuck off, you killed the thread you stupid faggot. No one wants to hear you, you're not the main attraction. You're not even wanted here, in the place where the lowest rejects come. That must feel awful. Why don't you kill yourself, faggot.
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Post sexy gerudo or Zora women
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>>731987568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ifcTJNPhra
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War. War never changes.
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>>731987617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t24PATj7kC <3 ily2 kyke
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>>731987897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y1XpEKREgQ
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>>731976832
THIS
>>
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
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How about reading the old classic:

"My ass is becoming a pussy"
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When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States.
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>>731988030
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KuimkLQ3bl <3
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>mfw cats everywhere
>it's not safe in here
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>>731988162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KTXzebQIxr
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