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7 THINGS I FOUND OUT ABOUT MY FAMILY BY MONITORING NETWORK ACTIVITY.

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7 THINGS I FOUND OUT ABOUT MY FAMILY BY MONITORING NETWORK ACTIVITY.

Ok, /b/... it's been a while since I've been monitoring my own family. I'm 44 and have 3 children. I'm gonna tell you 7 things I found out about my family by looking into browsing history of my Wi-Fi Router.

1. My son, 22, likes incest porn, especially mom & son. That's quite disguting to think about him fucking my wife.

2. My wife watches porn almost everyday. Usually, it is when I play soccer, which is almost everyday.

3. My wife likes black men. I'm white af.

4. My daughter, 17, spends 4~5 hours a day at Tumblr. I'm not joking folks.

5. I am not the only person in this home that browses 4chan. I've seen activity from unknown devices (prob smartphones) accessing 4chan.

6. I have strong reasons to believe my daughter was abused when she was a child. She Googles a lot about that subject. I still don't have the balls to ask her directly.

7. My family is just as weird as me, but I'm still the only one who Googles about suicide.
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Pics of wife and daughter. Or just nudes of wife
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>>731971085
Nope.
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>>731971177
Then who cares about your stupid thread you old loser. You're old and have a family what are you doing on this site? Hurry up and die . you've made it halfway so far
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obviously your disgusting son is looking at 4chan
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>>731971264
Fuck you little piece of shit.

Keep bumping my thread stupid niegger.
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What is this shit, who gives a fuck.

sage in all fields
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>>731970937
Do you use wire shark to observe the network? Seems like your method is effective
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>>731970937
I'm just guessing but I think your daughter's full of shit.

You know as well as i do that in the tumblr circles abuse is lied about all the time, it gives you status if your not a tranny and shit.

sorry about your wife, man.
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>>731971461
Exactly.
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>>731971376
Not him but I got a little laugh by reading this.
>Niegger
You're pretty white.
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>>731971500
Why would she actually Google so much about it. I mean, there are a lot of subjects that people actually Google about, I don't think child abuse would be top 10 for a lot of people.
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>>731971500
This. Introduce your daughter into the Cult of Kek instead. Shadilay!
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>>731971376
This guy doesn't even have the sack to spell It out.

NIGGER.

Get off 4chan and fuck your wife better you fag.
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Does your family briga por qualquer razão?
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>>731970937
Dad???
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>>731971712
Não.
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>>731971631
In her head the abuser is probably you.
Just hope she doesn't hit you with a rape charge.
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>>731970937
jew detected
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>>731971880
That wouldn't be nice, I think.
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Start taking Viagra and fucking your wife like a champ. Also start hitting the gym.
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>>731970937
>I have strong reasons to believe my daughter was abused when she was a child.
Are you not the bio-dad or were you in prison and missed this part of her life?

>>731971803
oblig kek
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>this thinly veiled cuck fantasy thread

Sage
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Nice try faggot
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What about the other kid? You only mentioned 2 of them?

Also, you should start monitoring your sons browsing habits and then mock him on relevant topics. shit would be cash.
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Am I the only fucking person in this thread who is worried about being monitored?

I have a 46 yo IT professional dad, and I'm just terrified by the idea of getting monitored.

Fuck you, OP. Stop doing that shit you fucking NIGGER.
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>>731970937
>my daughter was abused when she was a child
You can probably fuck her then.
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>>731971085
>OP's son
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>>731970937
>1. My son, 22, likes incest porn, especially mom & son. That's quite disguting to think about him fucking my wife.

That's hot.

>2. My wife watches porn almost everyday. Usually, it is when I play soccer, which is almost everyday.

Lame.

>3. My wife likes black men. I'm white af.

That's hot.

>4. My daughter, 17, spends 4~5 hours a day at Tumblr. I'm not joking folks.

Is she an SJW?

>5. I am not the only person in this home that browses 4chan. I've seen activity from unknown devices (prob smartphones) accessing 4chan.

Autism is hereditary.

>6. I have strong reasons to believe my daughter was abused when she was a child. She Googles a lot about that subject. I still don't have the balls to ask her directly.

Who do you suspect?

>7. My family is just as weird as me, but I'm still the only one who Googles about suicide.

kek
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>>731972166
Monitored by who? The government? They do that shit anyways.

They don't care about your browsing habits as long as you are not up to no good.
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ain't gon lie im 22 and addicted to incest mom&son porn for a second i thought FUCK but then it came to me that i don't even have a father
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>>731971264

middle aged anon here.

You know we built this board, right? You're here because we did something great. So drive a nail through your dick you ungrateful spoiled brat.
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>>731972376
By my family you stupid shit.
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>>731970937


YOU TALK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME ONLINE.
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>>731972166
>Fuck you, OP. Stop doing that shit you fucking NIGGER.

Now do think your dad approves of you speaking that way, son?
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>>731972166

Get off the adult internet child.
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>>731972425
how are you alive if you have no father
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>>731972425


DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BETA FAT FUCKS WANT TO FUCK THEIR MOMS?
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>>731972714
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER
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What would you do if you found out your son fucked your wife?
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>>731972825


YOU SHOULD STEER THIS TREAD RIGHT INTO YOUR 12 YEAR OLD FAT ASS.
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>>731970937
Op you need to remeber that fantasy and reality are v different things. My gf watches lesbian porn but she never wants to fuck a woman.

I watch pissing porn, but have no desire for anyone to piss in my mouth.
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>>731972827


DUDE. REAL INCEST IS AS RARE AS AN EMPLOYED NIGGER. GTFO THE NET FOR A BIT.
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>>731972877
newfag.
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>>731972975


OK 12 YEAR OLD, YOU SURE FOOLED ME.
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>>731970937
what has ur abused daughter been looking at? also bait, highly highly doubt you wouldnt have the balls to ask ur child wtf is up
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>>731972528
If you are such an IT professional then just check you cunt lord.
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>>731973065


NO KIDDING FAT FUCK. A FATHER WOULD FUCKING TEAR HIS CITY APART IF HE KNEW HIS CHILD WAS ABUSED. THE OP IS A 12 YEAR OLD FAT FUCK IN LOVE WITH HIS FAT MUMMY
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>>731972827
Is the boy black?
'Cuz she'd have no interest if he wasn't.
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>>731971376
you know, old friend, you dont have to say nigger and faggot just because youre here on 4chan. in fact, id say give it up, though its fun to use the lingo of the natives sometimes for a lark. but fact is, they're stupid young no nothings with zero sense of history operating anonymously in a zone with no repercussions - thus all the niggering and faggoting. TALK ABOUT A SAFE ZONE, AMIRITE? coddled little faggots. but seriously - just skip all the nigger faggot stuff. lets make the world a better place.
and your son doesnt want to fuck your with - its just that milf-y porn has agressive women who want sex. as to your wife, well i guess some people do get off on the race thing as its 'le taboo'. maybe your daughter just has tumblr on in the back ground like my 4chans here? no clue about the abuse....maybe her friends talk about experiences.....? fuck it, find a way to ask her... help her now, not later.
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>>731972963
Most ppl who do it never admit it to anyone. So I'm sure it's more common than you think.
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>>731970937
SE MATA BR DE MERDA!
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>>731971900
Only pussy faggots say shit like "Jew detected"
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>>731973062
>doesnt recognize a shitty meme from 2007
>Calls me a 12 year old
Moron.
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>>731973213


NO IT'S NOT YOU FAT FUCK. MAYBE COUSINS...MAYBE. BUT MOTHER AND SON? FUCK OFF NIGGER....FAT 12 YEAR OLD..
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>>731973259


JEW DETECTED
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>>731973342


GOT IT 12 YEAR OLD...YOU'RE A OG (ORIGINAL GOOF)
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>>731973245
Agreed
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>>731973259
>pussy faggots
That's the absolute worse kind.
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>>731972136
Most observant Jews are conservative Republicans. Why do you think Trump is president and Obama hates Israel? Goddamnit you're fucking stupid.
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>>731972934

It's the easiest way to find hot cougars with younger guys
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>>731973376
Pussy faggot confirmed.
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>>731972166
>actually believing he hasnt been monitoring you the entire time you've been using the internet
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>>731973448


FINALLY A SAND NIGGER WHO UNDERSTANDS THE "GAME"
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>>731973503


OK, HERSHEL ROTHSTEIN
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>>731973416
fuck off samefagging cuntcicle
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>>731971264
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>>731971712
mas acaba pedindo perdao
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>>731973539
I'm whiter than you, and we invented the game, motherfucker.
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>>731973591


OK BUTT HURT 12 YEAR OLD.
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>>731973679


LOL. POST A PIC OF YOURSELF AND YOUR SHIT HOLE. I GUARANTEE YOU INVENTED JACK AND MOST IMPORTANTLY-FAILED AT THE "GAME"
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>>731973584
OK CLETUS MCCUMLIPS.
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>>731971900
>>731973259
>>731973376
>>731973503
wow, youre retarded enough to fall for someone else's bait. Glad I came back to laugh at you
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>>731971264
seconded
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>>731973448
trump is president because the popular vote is meaningless, hill-dog's uninspired low turnout, the fear and racism which go hand in hand with conservative culture, the capitalist/oligarchical 1% fucking everyone else over, and the insignificance with which most trump voters hold for the office/process, ie meh lets try this for a change.

not the hebe-jebies
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>>731973882


NO PROBLEM HYMAN KATZ
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>>731973767
First, you post your name and address.
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This thread has a lot of pussy fag Jews in it.

There. I said it.
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>>731971631
Might have a friend who she suspects is abused.
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>>731974161
Whatevs, BillyBob "allcaps" O'Dickless.
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>>731974248


OK MORTI VAGINSHTEIN
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>>731970937
How does one watch network activity?
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Interest in incest porn is more about the taboo nature than a personal fantasy... Ive had exactly one relative (second cousin) that I thought was hot... and even given a situation or opportunity it would gross me out to follow through with it. Id bet many, many people enjoy the good wincest stories like Tashas brother.. and by enjoy I mean fap to.
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éoq rx ilha fon
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>>731971631
Tumbl cunts spend a lot of time looking for WordPress articles to back up their bullshit. This seems like exactly that.
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>>731974262
Pussy fags hate Jews because Jews aren't pussies OR faggots. Jews are just well hung alpha males who invent the shit out of science.
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>>731974430


OK HORTI CHABAB
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>>731974626
>Jews are just well hung alpha males who invent the shit out of science.


LOL. WE KNOW DIFFERENT JEWS.
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>>731971293
kek
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>>731974529
You have to blow the redneck Jew 1st to learn the secret.
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>>731971264
this. OP is a faggot as always
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>>731974515
Sure thing, Slavich McWannabeGerman.
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You can't actually do this, right?
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>>731972639
Not the same poster, but I too was born with no father. We are the second cummings of Jesus. We are the Dubsus.
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>>731970937
OP you have this knowledge, now how are you going to act on it?

in some cases, it is better to NOT know what is going on. Maybe plan some family outings together. Why are you playing soccer every day instead of going on a picnic or some other gay family shit?
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>>731974833
thats how rabbis learn lol

>>731974703
little known fact: kek is yiddish for lol
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>>731974692
You mean the ones in your meme fantasy world? Yeah, cuntface, in the real world we don't hire you because a GED doesn't cut it.
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>>731970937
>6. I have strong reasons to believe my daughter was abused when she was a child. She Googles a lot about that subject. I still don't have the balls to ask her directly.

The way to test that hypothesis is to rape your daughter. If her Googling changes, then you'll know you were wrong about her being abused prior to your raping her. You'll feel better know that information.
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>>731974987
This, fix yourself and your family white people!
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>>731970937
I like mother son porn OP but I would never fuck my own mom. She's a fucking cunt
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>>731974850


OK HYMIE SHOULDOFBEENGASSEDINSTEIN
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>>731974917
>install Wireshark.
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>>731970937
How to tell a post is jew lies?

2. My wife watches porn almost everyday. Usually, it is when I play soccer, which is almost everyday.
3. My wife likes black men. I'm white af.
5. I am not the only person in this home that browses 4chan. I've seen activity from unknown devices (prob smartphones) accessing 4chan.
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>>731975102
OK GOMER FUCKEDMYDAUGHTERINTHEPILES
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>>731974833
>redneck Jew
Is that like "round square" or "employed stormfag"?
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>>731975027


LOL YOU CUNT...I LIVE IN THORNHILL, ONT. MORE JEWS HERE THAN ISRAEL. THE ONLY GOOD THINGS ABOUT JEWS IS THE WOMEN ARE EASY AS FUCK TO FUCK AND LOVE CHRISTIAN WHITE DUDES SINCE THEIRMEN ARE SUCH FAGS
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>>731971460

If only that still worked. Heard about this from your tumblrina friends, newfag?
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>>731975477
hey, allcaps

that GED burn was H O T

i think youre beat bb
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>>731970937
i watch incest porn, not because of incest but good milfs
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>>731975647
yeah well i was leaving anyway
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>Son likes incest porn
>Most likely browses 4chan as well

There's only one thing to do OP. Start subtly putting spiderman related objects in his room. An action figure here, some stickers there, maybe a cheap comic book hidden in his drawers. Get your hands on a wireless speaker, and in the dead of night, play the original theme song for just a few seconds. Get a hold of a dvd/blue ray of spiderman and keep it running on the player so its the first thing he sees when he turns the tv on. Slowly start to replace his shirts with red or blue versions of the same shirt. Casually call him Parker in conversation and act like you didn't when he questions it. Get some spiders and set them loose in the corners of his room so they will instantly start forming webs. Edit his music playlists and add the themes in them so they randomly pop up when he is just listening to music.

Have spiderman slowly take over his life as penance for wanting to fuck his mom.
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>>731970937
please... as someone who was abused, please help your daughter.
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>>731975828
Second.
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OP here. Going to sleep. Bye faggots.
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>>731975477
Haha. Touched a nerve, didn't I, jealous little bitch? Stay angry and powerless in your singlewide shithouse.
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>>731975647


I'M CANADIAN U MORTI TARDENSTEIN.

WE DON'T HAVE GED CUNT.
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>>731976029
but you didnt thank us all individually for our excellent advice

and plus: real OP would have said FAEGGUTS
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>>731976045


NAH, I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THORNHILL. JEWISH PUSSY= THE CHEAPEST , EASIEST PUSSY....FOR US WHITES. FOR YOU JEWS- YOU PAY FOR IT DEARLY.
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>>731976123
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>>731976045


cringe....summer fags are here folks
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>>731976123
Then you're even more irrelevant than we at first realized, sadsack neckbeard shit4brains.
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>>731970937

zomg 4chan today i learned people are just as human as me ... what do?
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>>731972209
the son fucked his sister. he wants to claim his mother as his rightful prize, and turn his father into his sissyboy slave with a chastity cage to kneel as his breeds his mother, only allowing his sissybitch to eat the creampie if he hasnt had a hardon or came by the end of their rutting.
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>>731972615
>4chan
>adult internet
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>>731976459


mamma......summerfags have arrived!!!
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>>731976648

agreed i think the father wants to reverse twinkie factory the cream filling with his mouth as well /nods
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>>731976781

mmmm summer is in the air nothing like the sent of cream filled teenagers
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>>731976217
Haha. If only you could smell your own dank desperation. It must be awful being the invisible man in your neighborhood, no one noticing you, attractive girls looking right through you. Keep telling us about all that Jewish pussy you banged. It gets funnier with each telling.
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>>731976999
>, no one noticing you, attractive girls looking right through you. Keep telling us about all that Jewish pussy you banged. It gets funnier with each telling.
projecting much?
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>>731975828
change his filthy sheets to a complete spiderman bedset, and redecorate his entire room to a spiderman theme.

hide spiderman comics in the bed.

change the background of his computer to spiderman

dress up in a spiderman costume and chase him around the house beating him with a chain you painted white like webs yelling no incest in this thread newfag!!
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>>731975828
This
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>>731976999
>a-aa-at least it was kosher pussy!!!

>t. Chaim Horowitz
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>>731976999


DON'T BE MAD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCK YOUR OWN...AND THEY ARE THE EASIEST OUT THERE
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>>731977090
Actually, shitposters like you pay me big bucks per hour to unload all of that sadsack shit on my therapy couch. I know firsthand how these stormfaggot peanut brains tick.
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>>731971264
This is some edgy b8.
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>>731972231
underrated
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>>731977409


fuck dude....time for sleep the cringe just got too much
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>>731975828
>>731977220
Fucking this allllllll of this. nao!
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>>731977409
Pretend cringe all you like.
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>>731970937
The quality autistic content i come here for
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>>731977396
My sides!
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>>731970937
Krl Agostinho bateu uma nostalgia agora
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>>731971264
Go be edgy somewhere else faggot
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>>731972447
Wow, what a fucking saint you are.
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>>731974146
>insignificance which most Trump voters hold for the office/process...
Fucking this
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