hey, Anonymous! welcome to the After-Hours Bar. Grab a stool and take your coat off, won’t you? Let’s see what we’ve got on tap tonight:
>Advice
>Conversation
>Happy Thoughts
thank you for stopping by, have a wonderful night, and please remember that you are loved. <3
>>731965478
........zzzzzzz........
Hello Jill
-phi
Evenin' All
Feeling kinda pessimistic tonight. For reasons most already know
Howdy
Give me the strongest water you have
-Sweet Roll
>>731965478
Hey Jill. No Reimu, huh?
>>731965478
Hi Jill!!
How bout a large coffee, black!
Hello everybody!!
Mantis
>>731965622
I will give you one coupon for one free hug from phi. Redeemable at any time
-phi
Hey yall!
>>731965478
Give me the dirtiest water you have
>>731965592
hey bud! you should go use an actual bed, sleeping at a bar probably isn't too comfy.
>>731965602
evening, assistant to big sis!
>>731965622
fair enough, I can't blame you. kind of in the same boat, but we deal.
>>731965678
coming right up!
>>731965727
I hadn't seen her online, so I thought we'd open early tonight.
>>731965768
on the way <3
>>731965727
I heard she was dealing with her schedule, Mega 'The Rock' Man
-Sweet Roll
>>731965778
I need 3d glasses for that image, don't I?
Mantis
>>731965773
Thanks. Kinda needed that
>>731965843
I guess. I usually am kinda optimistic in general. But eh. Just kinda feeling shitty with what will happen with FEMT.
>>731965843
I'm good, I'm good... totally fine...more coffee plz... can I have a tab for coffee?
>>731965478
Why did Alice2 delete her thread?
>>731966009
What's the story?
>>731965592
Go to bed Sky. Should call you Night Sky
>>731965602
Oi phi, what's up?
>>731965622
I know hun. I just wish the best.
>>731965678
Good to see you again Sweety!
>>731965768
Hey Mantis! You find anymore Charge Man pictures?
>>731965778
Hey seizure mon.
>>731966058
Did it hit the bump limit?
>>731965727
Hey how it going rock
>>731966177
Nope
I'm drunk. Save me.
>>731965808
this looks pretty dirty. I'm... not sure why it's glowing like that. be safe.
>>731965931
regardless, she'll stop in if she sees up, I think!
>>731966009
things happen. it sucks, and I'm sorry.
>>731966028
it's.. a little unorthodox, but I'll try and get one set up!
>>731966101
hey, big sis.
>>731965478
Give me a vodka martini, shaken not stirred
Let's check in on the Ginyu Force...
>>731966258
Jillian. How was your Sunday morning? Not too hungover?
>>731965843
T-that is a full business card right there.
-phi
>>731966109
listen here u lil'.
Pikachu, the yellow assrat, caused the god damned explosion. Porygon just happened to be around the fuckers made it take the fall.
Buncha assholes.
>>731965953
I don't think so, but now that you say it...
>>731966009
Just call when you need it.
-phi
>>731966401
2B that night will live in infamy, for many.... how are you tonight?
>>731966101
-hugs-
>>731966058
Hi Ika.
>>731966109
Not yet
But I got this one you gave me!
Mantis
>>731965843
Sounds good to me hon. Give me something for my throat please, it's sore.
How's your day life been night owl?
>>731965931
Ah, didn't know it was so busy. Thanks Sweet "Roll Casket"
What's up?
>>731966101
Ma'am! Been a while, huh! Well. Two days. You still feel the Bern?
>>731966182
Ohmygod! I've always wanted one of those <3 How are you Anon Man?
>>731966101
Evening madam!
-phi
>>731966058
Hello again
-phi
>>731966320
Sounds like you live dangerously. Me too
>>731966109
Nothing much. Who is this?
-phi
>>731966246
Why did you have to include me in your picture though?
>>731966246
the best I can do is cut you off for the night, hon.
>>731966320
I believe I've got one of those! mind the panda.
>>731966401
a slight dull ache. but the hangover was the nicest thing I've dealt with since!
>>731966101
We had a nice conversation. Then I asked if she wanted to join some friends when we go out for my birthday. She didn't reply, Just dropped from the conversation right there.
I don't know anymore with her. Why does she avoid that specific topic. Why not just say she's busy, or just leave it at a "No"
>>731966258
I guess. Maybe it still will work out in the end. But I got my doubts.
>>731966109
Thanks. Maybe it will some how recover down the line
>>731966464
Thanks. I actually DM'd you something on Discord if you wanna take a peak
>>731966499
How is mantis?
-phi
>>731966659
Oh? I will do that right away.
-phi
>>731966479
hay~
>>731966544
Dr Phil is my shyt
Optimistic Ausfag here.
How are you all doing? Its a great day as per usual here. Off work so time for a nice relax.
Hello
Sweet, the whole gang's here
>>731966581
We're fuck buddies. Don't tell
>>731966639
Noooo. I'll bite you!!!>>731966639
>>731966743
Uhh...I-im glad.
-phi
>>731966470
It'll certainly live on in my mind for sometime. The standard has been set for future Game Nights.
>Which reminds me, be sure to vote for 07!
And I'm doing alright now. Had to deal with some bullshit. But it's largely resolved now.
>>731966479
*hooks an arm around you*
>>731966500
Very much so! Still thinking about 06 brings a smile to my face. Thanks for making it extra special, Rock.
>>731966517
My faithful assistant *hooks her other arm around you* Come.
>>731966500
Nothing much
Saw Guardians 2 yesterday
-Sweet Roll
>>731966369
Right now, Burter is training Jeice.
>>731966715
I'm ok Phi!!
Getting ready to start my workweek.
Mantis
>>731966860
Here we have the Captain, preparing mac 'n cheese for the crew.
He recently had his first kiss with an obese single mother, who is also, incidentally, his boss in the criminal career.
>>731966109
I-I forgot to sign this...
>>731966995
Recoome isn't doing much of anything, but he seems to be thinking of Guldo, for some reason.
>>731966778
Hi
Mantis
>>731966789
Angry grandpa looks grumpy u.u
>>731966818
Shhh, oh god, your drunkness made you reveal it to everyone...now i'll need to kill them.
>>731967024
That's fine
Cayde
>>731965478
any advice on how to get a gf? if none of that advice on how to not get cancer from smoking?
>>731966639
Mm. So it turned out to be one of those weekends, did it? Getting along fine now? Or are things largely up in the air?
>>731966659
Because people don't like to outright shoot down others. I'd move on, if I were you.
>>731966763
What are your plans for today? I hope you're not going to spend the entire day off online!
>>731966778
*waves* Evening.
>>731967075
Guldo is striding over to the bathroom, ready to take a piss.
That about sums up the adventures of the Ginyu Force.
oh is this the thread i think it is?
Uh, first time here. *looks around, sits at the bar*
Dark rum, double. Please.
>>731966763
Watch out for heat strokes!
>>731966852
Abuse! I'm calling the cops.
>>731966743
Enlisted in the russian army or something?
Off work tomorrow to mentally prepare for a career ending test on Wednesday. So fuckin yay. Ill take all 3
>>731966852
*blushes*
I-I....I w-was...
*looks at floor*
Ummm....coffee....
-phi
>>731967140
I'm not Jill, but maybe I could offer some guidance on the matter? For starters, tell me what kind of girls you're into, anon.
>>731966931
Nice. Good weekend?
-phi
>>731967237
So what brings you here?
-Sweet Roll
>>731966659
everything works out in the end. it's just not always the outcome you'd like.
>>731966778
hey love.
>>731967140
re:girlfriend don't try and force it. you can't force another person yo like you.
re:cancer, stop smoking.
>>731967155
don't worry about me, hon. I'm strong.
>>731967265
here's all three. drink 'em quick, burg.
>>731967215
... my favorite person from MMZ....
>>731967155
Maybe, I think I'll text her to try and get some out right final answer. Because she seems to fluctuate in how close she is. And she's also oddly open with me. So yea...
Maybe she might let me in on some of the reasoning why.
>>731967155
Well I am rather full body sore from gym but I do have outside things that need doing. Pumpkin vines gotta be ripped out and other such things.
>>731967246
It's coming into winter, mate! The trackies are out of retirement. Though the last few summers have been a lot cooler than average.
Ausfag
>>731967496
is that so?
>>731967237
Welcome to the pub
-phi
>>731967318
Well the last chick I was really into was smart, nice, not "hot" but pretty in a low key way. I'm really aiming for anything at this point. I can talk to girls but in college I see them in short amounts and I cant get to really know them or get into a position to ask them to do stuff outside of work.
>>731967538
That's great Ausfag
Cayde
>>731967237
*sits next to you and pounds the bar* You heard the man, Jill. *snaps her fingers*
Welcome!
>>731967246
Abuse? If this is abuse, then I am a straight monster towards my adorable little sister *nuzzles*
>>731967305
Hm? *takes her cup and sips* Burnt as usual, but the intention tames it out. Thank you assistant. Are you going to be on later? I'd like to discuss something with you, if possible.
>>731967353
Yeah! Went to lunch with my sister Sunday.
Then watched the Yankees beat the Cubs in 18 innings Sunday night on ESPN.
Got some rest, ate good food.
It was nice.
Hbu?
Mantis
>>731967682
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
NOT THE RIGHT ONE ONE NOT THE RIGHT ONE
>>731967140
Most girls aren't into guys who smoke anymore, so cancer is another good reason to quit smoking.... as far as a girlfriend goes: what do you do currently in this endeavor?
Well, I did it.
I skipped work a few weeks.
Been living in Philippines.
Been fucking like crazy
Work is about over, need to get a doctor note for FMLA cause I bullshitted, but it made me feel alive.
Now I don't know what to do.
Go back home or what.
I have 50k, so bit of savings.
Even on my worst of nights I just spend $20
>>731967237
Welcome!
>>731967215
Is it?
>>731967538
That sounds pretty nice! It doesn't snows there, does it?
>>731967649
Jesus Christ how horrifying, big sis.
I don't know how to tell someone to fuck off because they're bringing up awful memories, without letting them become aware of those memories because I know they're gonna ask about it
>>731967649
Ah? I should be for a little bit. Should I be afraid?
-phi
sorry for my kinky request. There's a girl i really like but she doesn't really know me. I can only reach her through social media currently and need a good opener for the conversation. Long story short, how to approach a girl online for the first time?
nice job signing with porn, Rock.
>>731967237
>>731967649
sorry about that, bud. I'll.. check to see if I have any rum. how's this?
how are you, anon?
>>731967682
Well...that I doubt
-phi
>>731967865
Pepper spray them, it always works
>>731967713
Just chilled and tryed to not be sick.
-phi
>>731967908
>
~Neptune
>>731967682
I don't know which one you are talking about, but they are both pretty good
-Sweet Roll
>>731967852
It does in my local area as well as a lot of the south east ranges and mountains of Australia. We have a lot of top ski resorts.
>>731967774
>NOT THE RIGHT ONE
Sure it wasn't...
>>731967852
it is
>>731967490
Appreciate it ;)
>>731967820
I see. Now what?
-phi
Pertho er ei audig kjelde
Til loye og lott
Der krigarar blide
i bjor-salar sit
>>731967908
hi, how are you?
that's both an answer, and a question for you.
I have seen "Bibi H - How it is ( wap bap ... )" on youtube and its stuck in my head... i cant live like this, it's horrible, should i end my life?
>>731967817
I smoke cigars on occasion if that makes a difference, I've been wanting them more and more and that is what concerns me
>>731967490
I'm not worried. I have all the confidence in you. Even though I'm not quite sure what the trouble is, I figure the least I could do is take a gamble on my little sister.
We're related, afterall. And we never lose.
>>731967508
Honestly, I don't know how you do it EMT. I'm in awe of your persistence and patience. I would have sent her packing weeks ago.
>>731967538
You run a pumpkin patch?
And tell me about gym soreness. I've started working my arms recently; I get so shaky after 2 sets of 10 lbs preacher curls. But that is just part of the process, isn't it?
>>731967613
Anything? Alright, the demographic is sufficiently large, and you've indicated you're in school. So you're in the right place. But I'm puzzled as to why you only see them in "short amounts". Are you an engineering or CS major by any chance?
I'll have..... MOTHERS MILK
>>731967774
so whats the right one?
>>731968260
WITNESS ME
>>731968260
Lel
>>731966456
Eh,eh,eh,eh,eh, tell that to all the little kids you jolted.
(what's up?)
>>731966499
Awwww, thanks! I knew you'd like it!
>>731966574
is me ur brother
>>731966659
I don't think it'll go that bad.
>>731966852
Awww, thanks <3 I think i went a little spegy though :v I had fun though. Have time to talk a bit later?
>>731966858
I never saw the first one, but I hear it was one of the better marvel movies.
>>731967125
Thanks bb. Maybe it was destiny...
:v
>>731967561
WELL, WELL , WELL, you've met the right person! I am Rock! Have we met before?
>>731968226
find a new earworm. I suggest something by Wednesday Campanella.
>>731968260
without any nails for breakfast?
>>731968260
Good flick.
-phi
>>731968313
Well hello there
our favorite underwater stripper
>she brings her own pole
>>731967865
So... if they ask, you aren't under any commitment to answer... you have to take care of you..
>>731967561
yes...
>>731968247
nicotine is addictive physically. It alters your brain on a physical level and there will be withdrawal symptoms... nothing life threatening, but a patch can help.... it improves after 2 weeks of stopping.
>>731967908
nothing like Hi, I'm ______ how are you? you can even folow up with something like "I noticed you like-______ or do _____"
>>731968369
Ah, hello rock. Feeling better?
-phi
>>731968420
No.
>>731968258
Houses here always have quite large backyards so a lot of people are free to grow their own stuff. My pumpkins grew self sown from some scraps i threw out.
Yeah thats the usual with the gym, I did full body yesterday so I am smashed.
shit i need water
im parched man
>>731967490
I guess. Still may go the way I hope though. She may have some sorta relationship anxiety maybe?
>>731968369
Maybe. Atleast Ill get answers. Hopefully?
>>731968258
I guess I just see it that as long as its not explicit, I may as well keep going until I get something concrete. I feel that theres a reason shes like this. Relationship anxiety maybe?
>>731968042
Sounds very low stress.
And that's good.
Mantis
>>731968258
no but I go to a community college where I just show up for my classes and go home. there arent a ton of girls there too. I mean maybe I dont need a gf but I've sort of been in a depression lately and I think just having someone in an intimate relationship will help
>>731968489
Is there a water source nearby?
-phi
>>731968506
Mostly. Had a physically demanding class that has left me feeling a bit worried but honestly a relaxed weekend.
-phi
>>731967865
Ask them politely to please stop talking about it? That is the most sane way to do it, that or change the subject!
>>731967820
Go back, please, don't try to live a life on a constant fender bender,it will not end right, you could still get your scapades every once in a while but everything in excess is harmful, and steps this big can end up being cathastrophic.
>>731968049
Will you go visit those?
>>731968099
Good.
>>731968260
WITNESS ME.
>>731968507
Ohayou.
>>731968369
perhaps we did in a different life
>>731968446
I would do that, but they're just gonna pressure me even more until I end up a crying mess, which I don't want either party to experience
>>731968170
much wow, you're good. I see what you did there. Now i'm totally fine and insecure as usual. I'm somehow sorry for bothering you with my frkn issues. How are you?
>>731965478
I am an 18 year old high school senior. I asked a sophomore girl to prom, but she said no. She then said that she was open to the idea of spending time with me. That was Friday.
Today, she gave the impression that she isn't really interested in me for anything besides being a friend.
Advice?
>>731965478
Best quality authentic Russian vodka.
Oh, and some bread, please.
>>731967682
I'll be around on the Discord after threads, yes.
>>731967852
It is you that brings out this great evil in me.
>>731967865
Like this:
"Fuck off."
And do not contact them again. It really is much more simple than you'd think.
>>731967901
I should hope not!
>>731968471
Got any tips for myself? I need to be able to do pull-ups. 100lbs
>>731968543
It May help, but if you are placing your happiness in somebody else it is very risky and too great a demand on that person. What has left you feeling down anon?
-phi
>>731968636
OHAYOOOOO
>>731968507
Hi!
Mantis
>>731968704
That's good. Usually somebody saying they need to talk means bad news is ready to pounce.
-phi
>>731968557
theyre too far and im too thirsty/lazy to move
>>731968704
Only tip I can give you is what others will say. Keep consistent and never give up or go soft.
Before you know it you will be noticing a lot of improvement.
>>731967865
ignore Cayde's suggestion, take Sky's. look after yourself, hon.
>>731968662
pretty miserable today, but I'm working through it! and don't apologize regarding asking for advice, it's what we do.
>>731968671
cut your losses, don't push it. either be a good friend or nope the fuck out, it's your own personal choice.
>>731968676
I think we're all out of vodka, hon. I'm sorry about that.
>>731968704
Yeah, but they're my 2nd closest friend, and I sit with them daily, I don't want to literally tell them to fuck off, that's just asking for more trouble
>>731968636
They're very forgetful so eventually they'll forget that I asked them to stop, then and ask again
I don't have much options here
Oh and waitress. May I get the strongest thing you've got?
>>731968944
Блять.
Any rakija? [Serbian fruit brandy]
Im never important enough to other people, I really wonder why.
>>731968860
You are too lazy to seek substance essential to survival. I am actually impressed. What has you so thirsty?
-phi
>>731968634
Good!
Glad you got through the class.
Its nice to take it easy sometimes
Mantis
>be me
>find qt girl who is fun and likes vidya
>wanna go out with her and shit
>for sure she would like me
>talk with her bout relationships and shit
>never liked men or women or nothing
>she actually isnt interested in a relationship rn or doesnt plan on it
>no other girls get my attention
what do.
>>731969045
That sounds tasty.
-phi
>>731968403
Sauce?
>>731968944
Well, i'm here to help aswell. May you tell me your story? Why aren't you feeling so well?
>>731968503
But you can get something concrete if only you were much more direct with her. Tell her how you feel she is kind of leading you around, with no destination in sight. It's making you anxious. I'm sure girl troubles are the last thing you need right now.
And if it is relationship anxiety, are you sure you're down for that? Imagine what the relationship is going to be like supposing the two of you ever get together.
>>731968543
I mean, it could. For some people it works. But if you're depressed, rejection might just make things worse, and you're not putting your best foot forward...
However, you're up for anything, right? In that case, you're going to have to linger around on campus for a while. Why not try chatting up some of the girls in your classes? The nice thing about that setting is that a common ground is already built-in. Talk about the subject, professor, textbook, homework, careers, etc.
>>731968840
I assure you this is not the case! You're only in trouble if you don't follow the plans I have laid out for you.
>>731969077
sweat
living
basic bodily functions
>>731969111
Why are you romantically attracted to her?
-phi
>>731968464
Not really. I'm sick too, and not after what i just did.
>>731968503
Yeah, hopefully she at least answers you.
>>731968639
I could swear you popped up in the last couple of threads? You like Z/ZX. I love it too.
>>731969068
Try interacting with them, get involved, do something. You'll get the importance you seek, guaranteed
>>731968671
Be friends, ask her to hook you up with a friend of hers.
>>731968813
OHAYOOO
>>731969068
You are the protagonist of your own story, the protagonist is always the important character.
>>731969111
Beat her digital ass.
>>731968704
-muffled moans-
>>731969114
It is. Especially authentic Serbian rakija. [ja = ya]
All different flavours, all taste amazing.
>>731969149
Plans?
This is a very tantalising hook you've elegantly cast. I await with curiosity at yellow alert
-phi
>>731968990
>>731968649
... maybe it's worth the time to hash it out... at the appropriate place/time... in the long run it may be better not to just keep internalizing it..
>>731969111
be happy for what the relationship is. You can't change her, only she can. Be friends and leave the feelings aside.
>>731969154
Okay.
So How Are You? Tell me about yourself?
-phi
>>731969223
>>731969245
thanks! this really cheer'd me up. i love you. even if i dont know.
>>731969045
I can find something fruity, if you give me a minute! I'll apologize ahead of time, I'm pretty sure it's a little girlier than you'd like.
>>731969138
that's Jill!
>>731969111
so... just be her friend?
>>731969147
nothing worth worrying about, love. just some interpersonal disagreements that are being worked through.
>>731969068
The best advice I can give is to give them a reason to think you are important
I don't know if this is good or helpful, but it's something
-Sweet Roll
>>731969195
What you just did?
I know you are in a funk, did you do something unsafe?
-phi
>>731969195
could have been a case of deja vu...
Did you enjoy all the Aile I dumped?
>>731969254
Sounds excellent. I like good fruit brandies from Europe.
-phi
>>731969366
No homo though, you never know
>>731969366
The name is Neptune, and the feeling is mutual, anon! I wish you luck in life!
>>731969369
If you have saké, that will do as well.
How are you?
hey all
seems like im new here. whats up?
>>731968922
Thank you for the encouragement. I'll keep at it. It's only my 2nd week of this new regimen, so I've a ways to go.
>>731968990
Mm, I see. The way I see it, you can address it directly with them. But you say that they're forgetful and are bound to bring it up again. Either you endure this cycle of repetition or you sever ties with this friend entirely. Some friendships need to come to a close, in semi-amicable terms, hopefully.
If you do bring it up with them, make sure the two of you are in private with no distractions. Maintain eye contact. Tell them your feelings. If you feel like crying or shouting, cry and shout. With enough emotional force behind your words, hopefully your request will stick this time around.
>>731967474
I just had to get out for a while. Too much to do and no time to do it. I actually feel guilty right now.
>>731967649
Hey, thanks. *holds out hand to shake* I'm ____
>>731967852
Thanks!
>>731967933
It all goes down the same.
>>731969149
What I plan to say is something along the lines of that, though in a nicer tone. (I'll dm it on discord)
And I guess, but truthfully, I probably can make it work. Or atleast will be willing to give it a shot with her.
>>731969195
Hopefully. Would be interesting if she say something that indicates that she does have feels. Still possible but unlikely. She's just an odd one
>>731968834
Hello!
>>731969245
Bai bai!
Off to work I go.
>>731969501
any way to contact you Neptune?
>>731969439
You ARE Aile-Anon I knew it!!! Welcome back! Of course I did! How are you?
>>731969534
Goodbye!
>>731969518
And why's that?
-Sweet Roll
>>731969534
Have a good workday!!
>>731969511
Chek'd
Welcome to The Thread!
Relax, and stay awhile
Mantis
>>731969507
I think we're fresh out, sorry.
could be better, but this place always lifts my spirits. already feeling better than an hour ago!
what about you?
>>731969511
not a whole lot, what about you?
>>731969534
have a good shift, sweetheart.
>>731969169
i dont feel like SUPER in love with her, just attracted to her
mostly cause i want to have a gf and shit
>>731969245
sounds about right
cant do much with 6 inches tho
>>731969305
you have a good point
but im the most stubborn person in the planet
>>731969369
whats the fun in that
>>731969646
Discord is what I'm most comfortable with! Steam is glitchy and such. My # is Neptune#8113
>>731969534
Bye!
>>731969648
doing well
lurking
wondering how cyber elves are made
>>731969813
oh shit i thought only i liked that game
>>731969813
That's good.
Oh, and check out back. Someone left a couple crates of alcohol back there.
Confucius say Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.
>>731969245
Hello there nep, how are you?
-phi
>>731969278
You'll be horrified soon enough.
>>731969511
*salutes* Happy to have you on board with us, sir. How may we address you?
>>731969518
*firmly takes your hand* Hello, ___. 2B here. It's nice to have you join us tonight. Will you be coming often or is this a one-shot occurrence?
>>731969525
Okay. And it's obvious that you're willing to give her a shot. You're worrying yourself sick over this girl. The question is, is she going to reciprocate. Get your answer and make a decisive choice. This saga has been drawn-out long enough.
>>731969723
Completely honest -- wife does not help at home. I do all the housework, in addition to working full-time. She works full-time as well, and we work opposite shifts. I'm fucking tired and worn out.
>>731969813
Hang in there Jill!
Whatever it is, I'm sure you can handle/fix it
Mantis
>>731969841
I see. So you would be more interested in a casual relationship?
-phi
>>731969993
Waiting at Amber alert.
-phi
Well, I'm heading down to the stream, I'll still try to talk to you guys
-Sweet Roll
>>731969852
>>>731969245
added you! <3
>>731970119
A stream?
-phi
>>731968745
I don't know which is what's killing me! In the beginning of spring I just had overwhelming depression. I have no clue what brought it on but after a while I realized that nothing I was doing had any real meaning. I was just sitting at my desk one day (probably browsing 4chan) and I just thought: "is there any reason for me to be here?" Its not that I hate life...I'm just indifferent to it and thats what kills me
>>731969149
I do talk about that stuff but it never develops into anything more than two students passing time
>>731969993
Nice to meet you, 2B. Seems like a place I'd frequent. Most people use me as their therapist.
>>731969329
im bored
im a mexican that doesnt know what to do
>>731968636
You're right.
But, I think it's too late to go back to work.
I actually enrolled in online school and language school here.
Previous here, I worked 6 months in Japan, and yeah.
Living the /b/ dream.
>Tokyo is nice, but, don't pick a shitty place to live , a commute 30 mins+ by train is worth it if you don't live in a fucking closet.
Philippines is great though.
>Reference, 25, beatafag.
But here, I'm not beta. Either I changed, or the fake awe-inspiration of the locals getting with me is good.
>Do I pay for dates?
Just food/drinks, we're talking $3-5 for a nice 3-4* meal, fast food is about half.
>Tinder/OKcupid.
Too much, it's a full time job.
>Local girls saying hi.
Easy, but not a great filter. Tinder/OKC the initial communication makes it great to filter idiots, irl pick up, not really, so you become good at doing irish exits (e.g. just leaving, cutting dates short, etc.)
>Do I plan to come back to USA soon?
Fuck, I don't know. I have nothing there.
>Income ideas?
airbnb works. I did it in USA.
Work online, digital nomad, works.
School for gap on resume if needed. Will easily get 80k/yr+ job in tech, no big deal.
>Online school? Sounds scammy?
Nah, it's WGU, Western Governors University. My Old company endorsed it, and donated a shit ton to it, and it has huge traction in the tech world. look it up on it's subreddit.
>Why are you even here?
IT's been to long, and John Oliver reminded me of this place. I used to fuck around /b/, before /soc/ and shit, I don't know. Who the fuck would've known 2ch would've bought 4ch.
>>731968671
It's a numbers game, fuck her best friend.
>>731969841
>whats the fun in that
I mean, if she doesn't want to be in a relationship, it would be kind of harmful to try and push her.
>>731969852
hey, sorry for going dark on you a week or two back. it's been... hectic.
>>731970014
I'm doing my best, but don't worry about me <3 what about you, train lord? things going smoothly?
>>731970238
Welcome then
>>731969648
This biggest issue i take with the elves is how they are a one-time use lifeform.
Yet this is completely contraindicated with the dark elf. Cruelly they are made to be expendable.
>>731969994
Well, I would give you advice, but I know nothing about stuff like this, maybe you can ask someone else here for help
I just don't want to mess things up
-Sweet Roll
>>731969993
Meh, maybe I am. She seems to be the type that if you can get her going in that way, then she will reciprocate.
Yea, Imma see what she says, and from there I'll make my final decision.
>>731969993
Hello. Who are you?
>>731970248
Relax, and stay awhile here in this thread.
Mantis
hahahha though this thread was for normal chatter, turns out to be rp hahaahaha niggas you got no life hahaha
>>731970198
I've had that. For me it usually comes from stagnating. Like I'm no longer progressing as a person. Stuck in the same dead end job and afterword routine of Netflix and cooking alone. It can be too stifling. That's my experience.
For me a change if pace always helps me.
-phi
>>731970248
What to do to alleviate boredom you mean?
-phi
>>731970335
So far so good.
Gotta make a phone call, so I'll brb.
Mantis
>>731970530
We're bored and got plenty of free time. If you need advice though, we can answer
>>731969383
Still in a bit of a funk, but i'm better. Just dealing with a sore throat. I messaged you about what it was though. :v
>>731969525
Odd she sure is, and yes, that would be the great if it happened.
>>731969897
Good to hear. Scuse me for sperging out a bit. I was just surprised i guessed right.
I wonder that too, but I just think it might be the same way X or maybe net navis are made.
>>731970453
Maybe theyre copies of the dark elf? You saw what happened to Copy-X
>>731970280
So, basically you could rebuild your life there? If so, then maybe you could go for it? I thought you went into some crazy trip where you would end up burning up all your savings, anon! You sound like a capable person though, I guess you would be fine anywhere in the world, no?
>>731970335
The situation was dark, it was justified, don't worry, ok?
>>731970530
Anons have been joining tonight as well, so that's that.
>>731970543
hopefully this summer will bring some free time where I can do fun stuff, between work and school I just really fell into too much of a routine
>>731970662
I got it. Honestly it's nothing.
What have you been doing to sooth your throat rock?
-phi
>>731970454
No worries. Just putting my thoughts out to the universe, as it were.
>>731970198
Are you consistent with your conversations? If you just have a brief, topical conversation one day and never approach again, you'll certainly fade away.
If you'd rather not dwell on the commonalities you two share, you're going to have to be observant. Surely you can identify something she has on her person or a mannerism of hers you could comment on. Notice she has an android phone? Tell her about how you thought everyone was an Apple fanboy. You notice the wallpaper on her laptop is her and her friends vacationing in Cabo? Comment on it!
And don't dismiss passing time with someone as necessarily bad. Why, I'm here just chatting idly every MWF. I've made great friends in the process.
>>731970238
Therapist? We could certainly use some of your services? Have any credentials or are you , for the most part, a good listener and council?
>>731970456
Or, you may be wrong. And she isn't interested. I'm still hoping for the best for you, but I think you deserve at least an iota of an answer.
>>731970461
*salutes* YoRHa Unit No. 2 Type B.
>>731970595
nah i mean what to do with life and shit
>>731970816
Routine isn't bad Though, it's she. Routine gets between you and yourself that it is. For me it can be as simple as a weekend away doing something I enjoy to remind myself of what I want to pursue.
May I make a request?
-phi
>>731970470
sounds about right
how is you
>>731970986
Like career or path of study? I can maybe help of you tell me a bit about yourself.
-phi
>>731970905
Okay, I see
Sometimes it's good to get stuff off your chest
-Sweet Roll
this.. is moving quickly and approaching limits. is a Second Round in order?
Kill all niggers.
-jim
>>731970927
they are pretty consistent, Ill take your advice. this is a whole new side of /b/ right her. thanks
>>731970927
Ah. 2B.
I am КГБ-У027. As my associates call me, I am named Sergei.
So anyone down to party?
>>731971130
I don't have friends anymore, so I don't have anyone to talk to. Anonymous-internet-fantasy-pub seems like a good place.
>>731970662
It would be. But that will probably put me right back here. While if I get a definitive no, then I can call it quites right about then.
Eh, yea. She is definitely an odd one. Something must be going on beyond this?>>731970927
>>731970927
I am saying that if she is infact interested, but just having anxiety issues.
But I'm by no means saying that I actually believe shes interested. I feel its possible, but not a given
>>731971345
I am!
>>731970085
yeah pretty much
too young for something too serious imo
she doesnt seem interested in any kind of relationship though
>>731970335
right
theres this other weird weeb guy following her around being her lil bitch tho and it does creep her out
>>731971423
Have you asked?
-phi
>>731970835
Nothing really, I had a hot chocolate. I drank milk though and that's bad when you're sick >>731968704
Sis, I'm sick. How do mechanical beings deal with that?
>>731967933
I'll rekt you, dont think i didnt see this.
>>731968048
I gotta give them a go sometimes. I like fun movies, and they look like they fit the bill.
Morning.
>>731971504
if she would be in a relationship with anyone?
yes
if same but with me?
no
too much of a pussy to do it
>>731971222
If you'd do us the pleasure, little sister.
>>731971266
Please do. Let me know how it goes. And feel free to stop by if you need to strategize any further. We're generally here MWF at 6pm PST.
>>731971295
Sergei it is. Pleased to have you around. Drop by in the next thread too, would you?
>>731971395
Conjecture is useless at this point. We'll know for certain in the coming days, if you accomplish your task.
-2B
>>731971618
Evening.
>>731971400
There will be a ton of loot!
>>731970662
Well I find it odd that both X and the Dark elf were able to continue so long, expending considerable energy along the way too, while seemingly show no sign of weariness and degradation.
Now when Elpizo destroyed X's body, Cyber X suddenly had to be wary of his time and energy consumption.
My theory is that the elves are akin to AAA batteries, given consciousness. X, The Dark Elf, and the baby elves i find aren't the same as that; they are consciousness being projected from their body( energy source).
>>731971539
Logic virus vaccines, rest, and plenty of hydraulic fluid. Did the pre-summer cold get you too?
*puts a hand against your head* You feel a touch warm.
>>731971618
*salutes*
>>731971666
Afternoon, Satan
>>731968944
Thank you anon.
>>731971539
It is. I'd recommend some warm water with honey or gargling with Salt water.
-phi
>>731971649
What you mean "If" I acomplish my task?
Are you implying I'll weasel out?
-EMT
>>731971887
If things turn south, pepper spray will work guaranteed
>>731971627
Don't have to ask her to date you on one knee anon. If you are looking for casual just ask of she wants to hang out sometime. She can say yes or no. Start with a crowd or a hobby of hers. Something like just meeting at a diner for a lunch or inviting her over with some friends to game.
Then just go from there.
-phi
>>731971978
Failure is always a possibility. Show me that I was wrong to use "if".
Phone call and ride to work: Done
Back to The Thread, already in progress.
Mantis
>>731972095
I don't see how that's applicable to my situation. I'm the 18 year old senior who wanted to date the sophomore girl.
>>731971649
Affirmative.
-КГБ-У027 AKA S.
>>731972156
It is indeed
>>731972156
How you worded it made me think that you were implying that I won't actually message her. Which I will do.
I know that theres the likely chance of failure here
-EMT
>>731971618
hey hon <3
>>731971649
I'll keep an eye on bump/post limit while making my dinner, then!
>>731971978
2B is accounting for human error, hon.
Starting to feel bad, food made it worse. Headed to work. G'night loves.
>>731972299
Was referring to top of >>731968944