Alright, I'm fixing to kms. However, I don't want to

Borrow money from some criminals or some shit.
Don't pay it back. Get killed.

>>731942851
Go get an FM antenna. Go to install said antenna on roof. fall off roof. Face plant.
end bread.

>>731942851
It's seppuku

Sudoko is that math puzzle

Pick up smoking, or buy a motorcycle

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>>731943233
I'd more than just get tortured.

>>731943250
This takes first so far, as I'm already a HAM operator.

>>731942851
After you raped your liver, continue on that shitty diet unitl your body no longer functions due to insufficient macrominerals. That's not creative enough tho.

>>731943611
*more than likely

You know, the simplest way would be to just live your life and see how it goes. Statistically and by empirical evidence, you have 100% probability to die at some point, by whatever cause. So stop worrying about that, get off your ass and do something useful in the meantime. That's the most long-term, plot-twisty thing you could do.

>>731943455
this

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>>731943455

Oh, hey newfag.

Anyway OP, I say mercury poisoning personally. Could be fun?

>>731943675
Where tf am I going to get industrial quantities of mercury?

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>>731943455

>>731943455
In 4chan lingo sudoku = seppuku

>seppuku also auto corrects to Giuseppe for some reason

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OP bump

>>731943760

Eat loads of tuna? I dunno man, it's your suicide.

>>731944395
Got more?

>>731943250
OP, if you actually try this, there's no guarantee you're going to land in such a way that you actually die. We're both incredibly fragile and incredibly resilient. Your fight or flight could kick in and you brace for the fall, only breaking a few bones, someone might see and then you go to the hospital. Or you might never jump because you're more afraid of death than you realize, and your perception of life gets even worse because you feel like you don't even have the self-control to end it all.

But enough about me. I don't really have any suggestions, just empathizing. Maybe high-risk thrill-seeking? I don't know. Anyway, I hope you find something to do with your life that makes you happy, even if that means ending it.

>>731942851
Op we need you here at fag house.
You are our gayest fag.
Dont kys

Go parachuting and land on concrete without opening it want to see that painting

>>731942851
smoke cigarettes

>>731942851
Scars beneath the right tit?

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>>731946095
Sure killed this lady quickly.

>>731944654
https://www.edf.org/oceans/mercury-alert-canned-tuna-safe-eat
>Canned white, or albacore (0.32 parts per million of mercury).
>Adults, including pregnant women, can safely eat it up to three times a month
>Target sells this for $1.50 a can

Fucking sold.

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>>731944922
Yes.
>>731946168
Yes, though not self-inflicted so far as I know.

>>731946729
pussy?

>>731946615

See, economic, tasty and relatively heatlhy!

Except, ya know, for the whole poisoning.

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>>731946886

>>731947077
anything with feet?

attach noose to weather balloon
put noose around neck
release weather balloon
?????
PROFIT

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>>731947277
Yes actually.

>>731947417
I'm trying to make this shit look like an accident. Also, I'm fat af.

>>731947077
Nice to see the game lives on

>>731947077
I FUCKING LOSE

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>>731947277

>>731947590
Whats her surname begin with? I genuinely feel like I know her.

>>731947892
Idk, her online handle is Zalora.

>>731942851
Save bottles of your cum for like a year or two like the jizzmas guy did then drink some and drown in the rest

>>731947590
pussy closeup next

>>731946615
Mercury poisoning is not a pleasant way to go.
You will be in great pain and your skin will peel off.

Go to the park find random nigger, call him a nigger and say I dare you to shoot me you mother fucking nigger. Won't look like suicide but death by random nigger.

>has friends and family
Fuck off. You're fucking weak. Hang yourself so everyone knows you're a weak little cuck.

"Slip" in the shower. "Accidentally" hit your head on the bath faucet. If you have one. Drown.

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>>731948163
Perfect. I'll just waste away in bed.

>>731948343
I have life insurance and trying to go out like the guy from Death of a Salesman.

>>731948125
That's the one shot that wasn't in the set.

>>731947590
Moar moar

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Keep the suggestions coming.

>>731942851
Rob drug dealers, give family any money you get, do the drugs. Eventually a robbery will go wrong.

Friend was hyper allergic to nuts. Girl dumped him last year. Started keeping a nut in a box in his room. His dad died in workplace accident shortly after. One night took out the nut, crushed and snorted it. Found dead in bed, asphyxia and cardiac arrest. Buried him three months ago, placed his hdd in the casket along with a pic of his waifu. Godspeed, fat allergic anon. You magnificent cunt.

>>731950592
Metal af.

Empty all accounts and leave
Go across the country get a gun a shitty little boat and some cinder blocks
Stand so when you kys you fall in the water
No one thinks suicide you just disappear
Boat found 6 states over no one can make the connection

>>731950956
This was exactly my plan until I started taking meds. To a T.

>>731950956
That's creative, but closing out all my accounts will raise suspicion.

>>731951185
Don't close, just empty. Leave a note your going on a journey to find yourself.

>>731951185
Ok fine
Ferret away the money over the course of a few months

>>731942851
age? also spread clit

How long we talking here?

You could visit an area with above average radiation everyday and you will probably get cancer. Once you have cancer, you will die a pretty slow, excruciating death

>>731951675
There's always at least one...

>>731951675
idk, but she's been online since 2005. No clit shots.

>>731951684
Mate, if living spitting distance from Trinity site didn't give me cancer, idk what will.

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>>731942851
Stop being a loser and go do something meaningful with your life. You can start by getting the fuck off the Internet.

Oh and people who off themselves become public servants in heaven

Or you could... Not.

>>731942851
go take a nice vacation to a place with a volcano and "accidentally" fall into it

Ricin beans

>>731952184
I'm in college bro, that's why I'm trying to kms. Debt's a bitch.

>>731952389
I had thought of that.

>>731942851
>>731943455

>sudoku
I don't know why, but that made me kek until I came

>>731949432
honest question, why do people care what people think about them when their dead, once you are dead nothing matters right?

>>731952132
asbestos poisoning is pretty guaranteed. You can try that. Basically the tiny, sharp, fragments get stuck in your lungs

>>731952642
Not really. You affect more lives than you think.

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>>731952184
Also i can into le inspiring photography.

>>731942851
if you are posting nudes why not just become a camwhore? you will make enough money for your debts in no time

>>731943455
Such new

>>731952987
That's not me, dumbfuck.

>>731952767
but im dead, i dont have feelings when im dead and wont care if my family is sad

>>731951185
If you do it you have to live stream

>>731953442
That defeats the fucking purpose of trying to be nondescript.

>>731953548
Well shit I hadn't thought of that

>>731942851
start taking huge amounts of steroids, spend all day working out at the gym and see how long it takes for your heart to explode

towards the end you'll probably start slaying bitches too, go out in a blaze of glory like zyzz and your friends will remember you as a hero

win/win really

>>731953906
Damn, that's actually a pretty good idea.

>>731942851
1. buy white t-shirt
2. bus ticket to major metropolitan city
3. write "die niggers!" prominently on the front and back of t-shirt
4. wear t-shirt on black side of city
5. no an hero required

>>731942851

There are remote places to hike and camp that have cliffs, bears, and not many people. Jump off cliff, wildlife eats body. By the time anyone finds you (what little is left), it looks like you accidentally died in a wildlife attack.

Bonus: cellphone service can be spotty out in the mountains. Nobody necessarily expects regular check-ins.

Some of the forensic evidence might point toward a big fall though (e.g. shattered skull or something). Maybe safer to just hike around with pepperoni sticks in your pockets until you're eaten alive.

I wouldn't recommend poison, because the animals that eat you could also get poisoned, and again that leaves evidence.

>>731944395
Where do you get these pics. Reverse image search doesn't give anything.

This is making me suicidal

The old and good toaster+knife while barefoot

>>731943455
good b8

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>>731955019
Here:
http://imgur.com/a/4PMbR
http://imgur.com/a/dyDZm

>>731955172
Too obvious

last comment gave me an idea
take a bath with a small toaster oven. plugged in of course

nice knobs by the way

what?

>>731953906
This actually

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bump

>>731943533
I have a motorcycle you dingus. It's safe.

>>731955756
Fuckk, thanks man. I was almost done settimg up my noose.

>>731946615
3 cans of tuna doesn't seem like a lot.

>>731958159
Had a tuna salad today. Two more servings to go.

>>731952043
Yup.

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>>731952987
OMG you're an idiot! Is this your first time on the internet?

>>731958473
The links are there, look all you want. If I'm blind af, tell me.

>>731953438
Then why care that they think you an heroed?

>>731958837
I don't want my parents to think they failed in some manner. That's why I'm trying to make it look accidental.

>>731959049
But didn't you just say that nothing matters after you're dead? Or was that a different anon?

>>731942851
hookers an blow and then OD

>>731943660
>Ultimate plot twist
>Suicide by living a full life

>>731953906
Brilliant. You should be getting enough tail you'll want to stay alive.

>>731959147
I'm OP. The other anon said nothing matters

>>731959168
I'm Catholic, so that's even worse.

>>731959629
>>731959147
Ah, yeah, then I understand.

>>731959629
Umm... what can be worse than being catholic?

Easy. Go rock climbing. You don't have to be good. In fact, the better if you aren't. Looks even more like an accident. Unclip, tie a knot wrong, pull an anchor, set a bad line, etc.

LD-50 is approximately 48 feet (4 stories)
LD-90 is approximately 84 feet (7 stories)

A foot fall onto all those nice, jagged, granite rocks at the bottom is all but guaranteed to end with a funeral.

>>731960100
Muslim

>>731960581
Hundred* even

Please don't kys.

Please.

There are people who love you more than you will ever know. There are friends who care.
You miss out on so many things... on finding your one, on seeing what happens in this life. On living that life with someone you love.
Please, don't.

>>731960619
Touché

Of course there is the tried and true--accidently drop your phone while texting in the car, reach down to pick it up, and WHAM! 60mph into a concrete bridge support. Plus then you have evidence it was accidental.