Doing voice requests! I'll say pretty much anything except

>>731934551
say 'traps arent gay, senpai'

>>731934551
say traps are gay

say traps are gay

Whimpers and moans and every now and again a gasp, do all this whilst slapping your thigh and then we have porn

>>731934551
say i love you

And then say traps are gay but moan it

>>731935075
awww :'c rip anon

>>731934551
Say "Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby. :]"

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Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop
Capri ain't bout this, capri ain't bout that
My boy a BD on fucking Jarom and them
He, he they say that nigga don't be putting in no work
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Y'all niggas ain't know shit
All ya motherfuckers talk about
Capri ain't no hitta Capri ain't this yung joe a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Ya'll don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don't know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Capri joe I'm fucking beating they ass! I'm not fucking playing no more You know those niggas roll with Lil' Jarv and them

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>>731934889
>>731934911
>>731934984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qrtfsrilde
>>731935133
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g7hDDE9czK
>>731935165
t-that's lewd, a-anon-kun......

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Can you say this in a pretty cute and concerning voice;
umm anon, your firewall . . . .NVM isn't completely gone now.
Releasing logic virus to stall them.
It.
Was.
Nice.
knowiiinggginngg
uuuu~~~

>>731935390
Say 'its not gay if the penis is feminine'

>>731935390
thats really cute, gj

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>>731935584
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eu2D8JrRZs
>>731935874
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RfDO5Y5qnk

>>731934551
"D..daddy w...what are you doing... " whimpered pained cry. "Why are you putting it in my ass daddy..."

>>731935979
thats adorable but youre probably underage

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Lyn is best waifu

>>731935979
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eu2D8JrRZs
cute af, defo not actress material, that giggle thou

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>>731936134
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UrUpxJbYCf
painful enough?
>>731936264
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11nUA8ei9my
>>731936147
legal loli!
>>731936405
i'm working on it! which is a why im here, i guess. it's more of a hobby though

>>731936577
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UrUpxJbYCf
You're a fuckin' smart ass you know that, right?

pomf pomf

>>731936577
sorry if i sounded too negative, u got balls kek for trying desu
great hobby VA for a game or redub episode of anime
not sure why i find the voice interesting

"You're pretty cute."

Please say "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

Say all weebs need to be sent to Japan so we can nuke it into oblivion

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>>731936641
sorry! if you needed something in particular, please be more specific next time, thank you!
>>731936823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13mnFernptG
>>731936858
i like the criticism, no worries! if i ever get a better mic, i really want to try something like that
>>731936945
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fTmfq193WD
>>731937044
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09670ttn134
>>731937053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T08XdcfAqH

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>>731934551
deliver me some downloadable mp3 saying shit like kick up the party or drop this motherfucker and i can use your vocals in an EDM beat with FL Studio for shits and giggles
creditin like ft. animeboii 666 or somethin

"C-callen, your tight asshole! ahhhnnn! Ah it feels so good mmmm"
its for a friend i swear

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>>731937332
you can download them as mp3s and other files on vocaroo! its short but i couldn't help but laugh after saying it http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dUHccomkRx
>>731937442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eifVQvbBRD

>>731937802
its perfect lol

Say: Hey oniichan. Don't be sad that your girlfriend doesn't want to do that. You still have me and I like to lick that tasty smegma of your dick.
(sucking and slurping noises and moaning "oh yeah") See you don't need her, because I am here for you. How about I become your girlfriend? (more licking noises) She doesn't deserve you and your delicious dick cheese. (moaning "oh yeah")


In a cute loli voice

Are you form eastern europe, OP?

>>731937802
Say
" kill yourself nya nya"

>>731934551
Say "I want to fuck that kid"

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Kate marsh is best girl desu fampai familam shake my head pepe.

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>>731938058
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yPdU0tOGzo
>>731938020
I'm not, sorry!
>>731938019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WnYnkkFFXq
realistic sucking and slurping noises
>>731938217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8FBZ2mMb8
>>731938231
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SUwtlhCPz1

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>>731937802
dude kawai lmao

gonna upload the full beat to soundcloud.com/zadvibes/tracks with ft. Anzu in title when its done boii

Say "Islam is a religion of peace"

Twenty HP Forty is a god

>>731934551
Hitler did nothing wrong

VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM

I̵̪͓̟̼͕̬̼̋ͦͨ ̴̸̘̩̫̖͔̜͂̃̊ͦ̔͡w̦̣̦̮͓̭͐͘͢a͈̮̐ͯ͜n̜̦̻̫͉̗̍͒̇̔ͩ̂́t̴͔̰̜̦̼͙̬ͤ̃̌̿͒̃̚ ̧͎̬̳̖͓̦ͭͬͨt̡͓̮ͫ͛͡o͓̖̥ͦ̔ͮ̿͂̓ͣ͝ ̰͔͔̺̭ͬ̐͗̈́ͭͩ́̚͠p̪͉̺͉̩͕͇ͧ̑͗̈̄̾u̵̪̗̙̝̰ͤ̈ͦţ͇͇͓̞̖̳̥͉̐͆͐ͧ͆̈́ͫ͢ ̛͉̙ͯͦͭ͛ͧ̌̈́͌͢ͅm̡͔̝̯̘̝ͬ͐y͎̠̱̟ͩ͊ͧ́̑͆̒ ͖͇̺ͧ̈̾ͯd̸̛̙̹͕͓͚̮͇ͤ̊́̓͆i̞̰̝̦̳ͮ̔ͨc̶̞͓̩̣͙̔̏͛ķ̡̝̳̱͖̙̝͋̔̏ͣ̓ ͎͍̼ͧ͆̏͟i̡̬ͯ̇̎ͤ̚͡n̢̬̣̜̳̪͖ͭ̽ͩ͒ a̸̡̪̹̪͈͈ͫ̈ͪ̾̆̄͐̃̃ 1̜̝͉̟̥̈ͨ̓̎̉ͦͭ4̶̻̤̻͉͕͇̰̄̋ ̜̦̮̤̤ͫͭ͂͊͘y̢̨̦̣̼͙͔͓̯ͫͯe̡̳̜̘͉̩̯̖͍͂̊̓̋̈́͊̕͢a̰̺̣̳͉̪͕̹͌ͩ̈́ͣ̐͘͞r͇͈͍͍̀ͧ͋̉ ̢͖͚ͫ̐ͬȯ̡̗͔̥̺̻̊͋ͅl̯̈́͘d̨͔̼̰̎͂ͫ̐ͤ͝

>>731934551

scream "GET OUT NORMIE REEEEE"

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Can you say:

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day

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>>731938385
Briddygud.

Say "Pepe is not dead, Pepe is eternal."

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>>731938556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AF3PkExx8e
>>731938665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6c1Ex0m1X
>>731938727
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYodA89Ty1
>>731938743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q64ynIDElT
>>731938768
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04tIC9Mh8Mo
>>731938770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19jqbSHqOyJ

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

Vari you are the best Evelynn so you can fuck me if you want

say "fuck me daddy, fuck me until your cum falls out of my asshole"

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Can you say

"Welcome to the internet motherfuckers"

He found a line and pulled on it, fighting toward the hatch to get himself below out of the storm, but a gust of wind knocked his feet from under him and a second slammed him into the rail and there he clung. Rain lashed at his face, blinding him. His mouth was full of blood again. The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>>731939052
op to this

>>731939052
op this one

"Love is a lie. Kill yourself. hihihi"

say 'slam your cock into me like a fucking meteorite'

please say :

"ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"

>>731939052
YES OP

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Islamic State is organizing the best gay orgy you've ever seen! But be sure to spread, we once had a guy who could only handle ONE finger.

Dallas, your favorite anime is shit.

You are an absolute fucking degenerate, don't come near me scum. Render unto Caesar.

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstacy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire
RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son
RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger for power became known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous man became louder and louder.
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us" they kept demanding And he really came
RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
RA RA RASPUTIN Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head RA RA RASPUTIN Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him till he was dead
Oh, those Russians...

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>>731939001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RIBVSYiAEg
>>731939052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kdEgvb7j7Q
>>731939143
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mfFzux16UY
>>731939222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rvTVzRllG9
>>731939234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrNZIBmnVB
>>731939251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yjpxL0EmMa
>>731939382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00gELffWyPA
>>731939432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12OlIPrLBEt
>>731939448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MezgMFzNxM
>>731939497
already done!

Who is this 2bit Poppy rip off? Her character is based around monotony, if you're trying to do serious voice work you have to work on intonation, pacing and emphasis. Good luck, I don't believe there's a large market for falsettos though

Say "Elni is hide and seek master, by accident"

>>731939683
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mfFzux16UY
Aww thanks

I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free

shota is best loli

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Can you just giggle like a little girl?

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>>731939572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tfimrU3yGR
>>731939575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HC0dq6VoPf
>>731939649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0byOIts4L9z
>>731939705
it's only for fun! i might take it seriously if i ever get a better mic. i know theres a lot of competition, but again, it's a hobby! thanks though!
>>731939659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09iA6Cd1qJd
>>731939854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xNGYiWJyyM
>>731939902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18VSk6DVlu4

I FUCKING HATE NORWAY, BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT POLAND

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>731940073
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HC0dq6VoPfI
i think im in love

>>731940073
At least create your persona instead of biting off of somebody else's character. Just holding your voice as high as possible isn't going to get you any attention apart from these faggots.

>>731934551

Say, "Rika, I wish you would come home"

Once, I forget where I was,

Central America, maybe...

somewhere hot.

Stupid job, bad pay, dangerous location, the water was so foul the natives wouldn't piss on it.

A crowd of drunken motherfuckers, hired by the local drug cartel...

shows up at my hotel and threatens to tear me limb from limb.

And I say:

"Listen, 'hombres'...

You got me outnumbered two to one.
You're gonna kill me here tonight... and not a soul in this dimly-lit world is gonna notice that I'm gone.

But one of you... one of you is gonna have his eye torn out.

Period.

Silence.

I repeat myself.

"One of you jerks, is gonna have his eye ripped out of its socket. I promise. It's a small thing, perhaps, all things considered. But I will succeed. Because it's the only thing I have left to do in this world. So, just take a good look at one another one last time... and think it over a few minutes more."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aaW_VMMa2E

>>731940107
I KNEW THIS WOULD POP UP

Say "Flat is justice! Orchid is best waifu"

>>731940073
ok ok wait i have something even better. Please say, "The dragonball series is normie-tier garbage, and anyone who watches it has shit taste."

>>731940107
Isn't that from that one Knife Party YTP

>>731940304
of course it would.

Soyuz nerushimy respublisk svobodnykh spotila naveki velikaya rus'

HOLY SHIT IS THIS YOU: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n6ktqd4nZU

Also can you say 'Senpai can you please spawn me some diamonds' lmao.

>>731940107
Kek look at this:
>>731940457

20 Hot Traps are in your area

"Good you stupid whore. Beg me to rape your six year old cunt."

And masturbate as you do it.

I'm a 6 year old girl but I can still take a some cock

Say "Mew Kikichirin eats with her mouth open"
You can spell Kikichirin the way you think it's right
I thank you a lot <3

DO NOT BUY FIDGET SPINNER!! DEATH TRAP Please do not be tempted to buy one of these spinners!!! Caused me nothing but hassle since I bought the fucking bastard thing. It started off ok spinning it round on various fingers listening to the fast rolling ball-bearings spin around. It was quite satisfying and I found faith, peace and harmony in my new fidget spinner. As with anything new you experiment with it so I was pottering round the house spinning it on random shit like the kitchen tap and on top of the salt and pepper grinder, I even span it on top of me cats head he was fucking loving it wagging his tail and smiling. All was well and good I loved this new trendy stress relieving gadget!

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>>731940015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDYxp7EJPA
>>731940032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pciVu8FziY
my laugh is awful im sorry for defeaning you
>>731940077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZYMq98a6lV
>>731940107
guess how many times ive said this one before?
>>731940107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ViyGBHl0CQ
>>731940162
oh, do you want me to use a different character? i could draw my own? plus, this is my natural voice, sorry.
>>731940285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s177sLnC4QZ0
>>731940290
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oiP3pSZgv8
>>731940332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07g1lr2hgyE
>>731940336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mpSUVXupr4
>>731940457
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VsJMaKZo96
>>731940569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GsO4cS3OLr
>>731940618
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H6Xp9Dmr1D

>>731940744
>plus, this is my natural voice, sorry.
No, I'm sorry, life must be hell

>>731940073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkySNDX4dU

Do this:

*moan* fuck me daddy

im an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the NAACP
I don't drink
I don't cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus
Im an Alabama nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the NAACP
I wanna eat where the white folks feed
Cause Im white on the bottom of my feet

>>731940744
Did you masturbate as you did it? It doesn't sound like it.

Say "Mew kikichirin eats with her mouth open"
You can spell kikichirin the way you think it's right
Ty OP <3

>>731940744
Pls say "onii-chan wake up its going to be a good day today"

Deputies, Men of the German Reichstag! A year of events of historical significance is drawing to an end. A year of the greatest decisions lies ahead. In these serious times, I speak to you, Deputies of the German Reichstag, as to the representatives of the German nation. Beyond and above that, the whole German people should take note of this glance into the past, as well as of the coming decisions the present and future impose upon us.

After the renewed refusal of my peace offer in January 1940 by the then British Prime Minister and the clique which supported or else dominated him, it became clear that this war-against all reasons of common, sense and necessity-must be fought to its end. You know me, my old Party companions: you know I have always been an enemy of half measures or weak decisions. If the Providence has so willed that the German people cannot be spared this fight, then I can only be grateful that it entrusted me with the leadership in this historic struggle which, for the next 500 or 1,000 years, will be described as decisive, not only for the history of Germany, but for the whole of Europe and indeed the whole world. The German people and their soldiers are working and fighting today, not only for the present, but for the coming, nay the most distant, generations. A historical revision on a unique scale has been imposed on us by the Creator.

Lys is your light and way, seeker. It is time that you look behind the veil and understand how the metaphors in your soul are to be understood. "I hope, wish, will, be,..." Is nothing more than the confession of your defeat.To say "I love you" is nothing but an euphemism for: "I have found a way to waste your last bit of life energy for myself."

>>731940744
Can you say "Senpai SkullTraill is a motherfucking starboy"

Thanks. Also send me an email to [email protected] with your paypal and with a vocaroo link proving it's you and I'll give you 1 dorra.

>>731934551
Say traps are not not gay

>>731940744
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s177sLnC4QZ0

That was perfect, thank you! >>731940285

"Fuck Froggy! I'm the real queen of HF"

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>>731940744
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mpSUVXupr4
Oh man, you're the best.

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Can you say:

"Life's gonna be alright Anon. You'll be fine, just go to bed, wake up tomorrow and take it a day at time."

Say:

"Andy Sixx please gimme a thick creamy log of feces desu"

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>>731940700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E959S388Fj
>>731940705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ni2pY2LF85
kikichirin was super fun to say!
>>731940716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AWbGX1AOV0
>>731940827
life is hell but i do my best!
>>731940887
of course i did!
>>731940846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z889iEVY7x
>>731941033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18QLD5DxKsO
>>731941085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VlbTWweDMZ
>>731941364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EWDzXxWcfb

Hola amigos!!!

You're a freak of fucking mature. No male should sound like this.

>>731934551

Is that lilypichu?

Say, "demacia!!!"

>>731934551
enjoying the attention of a bunch of pathetic neckbeards? you're almost as much cringe as them with these voice links (:

>>731941330
This plz <3
>>731941330
>>731941330
>>731941330

>>731941507
Thank you.

Like I said in >>731941085 - feel free to mail me if you want me to buy you a beer (or whatever the fuck you drink)

thank you for the kikichirin <3 such a cute voice

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

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Can you say "Onii-chan, don't put it there, that's where I poop from"

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You're doing god's work OP, If I may be so bold to ask can you say.

You're never going to get a girlfriend you sad faggot, might as well neck yourself now and safe life the trouble.

please:

Lys is your light and way, seeker. It is time that you look behind the veil and understand how the metaphors in your soul are to be understood. "I hope, wish, will, be,..." Is nothing more than the confession of your defeat.To say "I love you" is nothing but an euphemism for: "I have found a way to waste your last bit of life energy for myself."

Say "You're my best friend"

>>731934551
say this please:
"ܘܟܠ ܡܢ ܕܢܐܡܪ ܡܠܬܐ ܥܠ ܒܪܗ ܕܐܢܫܐ ܢܫܬܒܩ ܠܗ ܟܠ ܕܝܢ ܕܥܠ ܪܘܚܐ ܕܩܘܕܫܐ ܢܐܡܪ ܠܐ ܢܫܬܒܩ ܠܗ ܠܐ ܒܥܠܡܐ ܗܢܐ ܘܠܐ ܒܥܠܡܐ ܕܥܬܝܕ"

Say "i love you and i dont leave you" please

>>731941980

Saddest post in this thread :'C

Traps are gay

But traps *are* gay.

Not that gay is bad. Nobody said that. You just can't claim that traps are still straight and expect to be taken seriously.

Marisa stole the precious thing

>>731934551
Say "feed me, daddy! fatten me up like your little piggy princess!"

Say:

"Pat the pad kid poured curd pulled cold cod come pool poor desu"

five times fast

BASED OP I SUMMON YOU

say /pol/ is worst board

THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3 THANK YOU OP GOD BLESS YOU LIVE A LONG AND HEALTHY LIFE <3

Have i seen you before? I know some1 who has a beautiful laugh, was it you?

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"I love you Anon. I just want to be with you, cuddle with you, hold you...talk all night long and never care about the world again. But your so far away....

Where are you Anon?"

I would appreciate it

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OP if you can please say "What I learned in boating school is! What I learned in boating schools Is!" and say it in a super panicked voice. Thanks in advance for even doing this thread.

>>731934551
Dis u tiny?

Daddy made a new baby seat for Emma and it's super cool! You put her in it, and she slides down onto the vibrator. She's can't pull herself off it for very long, so she squirms and comes all through dinner. It's *so* cute watching her get cranky!

Say:
In africa, every 60 seconds, a minute pases.
Together we can stop this, spread the word

>>731942084
Yeah I'm pretty sad but she has the cutest voice I've ever heard so it's a win in my book

op has abandoned us

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here's the discord code: ryuwXqH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mW0YbOQfQ7
i'm getting tons of requests and im super glad you're all participating! you can join the server if you'd like me to do your request and i havent gotten to it! the thread will basically end from here. thank you!

say

"Where are you? I was searching for you, and oh.. i miss you <kisses>"

>tfw you will never have a weeb girlfriend
>you will never play vidia naked togethet
>you will never watch the new AoT together
>she will never moan with her cute animu voice while you fuck het

Ca-can I get a "I believe in you anon" or an "it gets better" or something?

And who are you to come before me... you bear the insignia of the Bear, yet you do not wear it as a soldier of the West wears it.

Can you do more giggling/laughing it's really hot

i'm gonna give you a genitalia kick!

>>731942870
Finish the ones ITT first dumb faggot

>>731934551
Props to you for actually doing this.

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>>731942870
I hate your videos. I think you're the worst person in the entire world and you are not even funny. At best you are just mediocre and your videos have gone downhill. Most of the time you are just saying curse words all the time like its funny but in reality you're just covering up the fact that you don't have a single comical bone in your entire body. I hate you. Everyone hates you, nobody likes you. Subscribers are just numbers on the screen, nobody actually cares if you make a video or not. Do you really think people care about some fat fuck playing games on a computer? Do you really think the world will miss you if you just stopped? No one would care and the world would just keep moving along like it did when you weren't born. What? You think what your doing is special? You think what you're doing means anything? No one will even remember you in two years. All you will be is just a small speck of their life were they watched a dumb stupid video on the internet just to fill up their free time, because that's all you are. Just a way for people to waste their time to actually do something important with their lives. You mean nothing to anyone and if you and if someone says otherwise then they are just saying it to make you feel better because to tell the truth they don't even know who you are. They don't even know the first thing about you so how can they say that they care about you? They're just someone behind a screen. They have no actual interest in you as a person. No one has any interest in you as a person. Not even your "friends," not even your family. That's why you feel so alone. That's why you make self deprecating jokes because deep down you know you're a nobody. You know that without your channel you're a useless waste of space. And if it wasn't for your shitty videos no one would even give you a second thought. You're not funny, your're not interesting, I hate you. Everyone would just feel better if you just killed yourself.

>>731942889
Fml I almost made it.

So long

>>731942870
I don't get it... how do we join with your code ryuwXqH?

Say DaddyFox, Dont call me daddy only she can do that.

>>731934551
Chloe is that you. sure sounds like you

>>731934551

Say "Allahu Akhbar"

DO IT

>>731941507
Sankyu for >>731941033

Please say : i want to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx asshole

>>731934551
"Rhod, Anime is for faggots"

Can you say 'Kekus Maximus where are you baby!' Please

>>731934551

Dear OP, is this really you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po

Where are from, OP?

>>731934551
Shout: "Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?".

>>731934551

What the fuck OP, WHERE IS MY ASMR?

Get a snack and start munching for me!

My cock is so hard right now

Say
please fuck my loli butt ~