So I'm going to the UK for the first time soon. What can

Fuck all it's a shit hole

befriend black people

get shanked by a roadman

>>731930038
damn. what about hookers?

>fun
>birmingham

Choose one

Leave.

>>731930059
>>731930104
well shit

>>731929949
Fab is pretty good, so is the guild but you would need to know a student to get in. Just fuck a local slag.

>>731930543
fab / guild?
any cool towns that a quick to get to?
read online that there was a shit ton of syrian refugees in birmingham :/

>>731929949
Manchester or London would be great places to visit. Great night life, great shopping, Good food and good hotels. Birmingham is already full of foreigners.

>>731929949

Play spot the white man.

>>731929949
pray to Allah

I live in Birmingham and it's not too bad aslong as you avoid the slums, we have one of the best shopping areas in the U.K. and great nightlife on broad street.

>>731931039
whats the travel time to get there?

i prostitution legal in birmingham? google search shows info for brothels...

Join ISIS

>>731929949

>birmingham

Don't do it anon. It's a fucking shit hole. I've only ever been once and had my car broken into and stuff nicked.

Literally the only place I've been where I've had stuff stolen from me.

The best all-you-can-eat buffet I went to, was in Brum.

>>731929949
>what do you do for fun in Birmingham

>leave Birmingham

>>731931727
dont have a choice :/ its a work thing. wish it was london

>>731932091
I can sort you out some weed

>>731929949
Get groomed by a tribe of ragheads

>>731932397
thanks but not my thing. really just looking to get some decent ass while i have the chance. banged a tattoo model from brighton a few years ago and that english accent was hot... pluss it seems like u girls are pretty kinky. she was blowing me and just pushed my legs back and and ate my ass like a cheesburger. shit was cash

You can go round calling everyone Yam Yams they fucking love that.

>>731932784
you guys and your slang lol

>>731929949
Stay in your hotel and play video games. Or get some smack, but don't expect good brown.

turn around and go to northern ireland for a riot

>>731929949
save yourself the money and buy yourself a .44 so you can blow your brains all over the pavement.

i fucking hate the Birmingham accent! nothing pisses me off more than listening to the slack jawed fuckwits mubling incoherently to eachother

>>731929949
You can visit one of the many mosques they have in Birmingham

>>731929949
my gf is telling you to go to cadbury world and bullring

>>731933382
lol fuck this trip sounds like its gonna suck

Birmingham is full of nogs and pakis, have fun.

Just go to a pub and laugh at the accents it'll be a great time

>>731933474
any info?
what are they?

>>731933555
nice trips

>>731933585
what do you have internet for?

>>731933555
Kek has spoken

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>>731933681

googled. bullring seams cool

>>731929949
Turn 360 and leave

>>731930793
>>731931580

>>fab
>>guild
>>broad st
being this fucking gay

go rainbow u fucks

>>731929949

Fling poop.
It's all there is to do on Monkey Island.

keep telling them how much you like their accent and then do impressions of them.

Bonus points if you walk into pubs and shout, "Under new management by order of the Peaky fookin' Blinders." Must also be done in their accent.

drink

don't go do any of the touristy things here, they're all pretty shit. we have some decent pubs though

>>731932779
underrated post

>>731933555
>dem dub^trips

checkd

>>731933073
I'm from Northern Ireland can confirm, not as many sand niggers either.

>>731933988
big up rainbow

theres a lovely part of birmingham nalled Sparkbrook
thats where all the nice reasonably priced but fancy bars are, it has the best nightlife and a lovely community
generally a beautiful area and definitely not a sigh saying 'no whites allowed' and hanging effigies of white men

>>731934448
where in ni im from whitecity

>>731931597
Birmingham to Manchester is about 2 hours.
Prostition is not legal in the UK you can find escorts that do outcalls.

OP, if you get the chance, go to London too. I recommend you to visit Brixton and Peckham, they are amazing, especially at night.

>>731931793
Big Wok in Chinatown is amazing. Go there.

>>731932784
Don't do this.

>>731929949
Try to get out without a sat nav.
I went there to pick up a car I bought and it was near on impossible. It's easy to get in but all the signs just show how to go even further in.
If you try and go back the way you came, the road splits and circles back.

Birmingham, not to be visited lightly.

>>731935202
I would recommend those areas too. No niggers there just nice white people doing nice things for each other

>>731934860
loogled .... looks like a fantastic place to be a white american

>>731935202 London's what like a 4hour drive?

Go to the Cadbuy factory in Bourneville. If you're not up for that then I hear there's some lovely mosques around.

>>731933885
Turning 360 means you're back where you started.

>>731935583
London is about an hour and a half drive away, there's never much traffic on the M6

>>731935583
You could also visit the ironically named White City and Whitechapel. They're truly beautiful areas.

Also try to get down to Upton Park. It's brilliant. It's just like Pakistan and West Africa all rolled into one.

>>731935629
Go on a pub crawl in Bournville

>>731935202
If he's into medieval history, forget Buckingham Palace and the Tower of London, try Tower Hamlets.
The name is a spoiler, sure, but Shakespeare's own castle is well worth a visit at dusk.

>>731929949
Go to Moseley OP you might get a few pints down you before being beheaded

>>731929949
What are you looking for, two strip clubs, many clubs, easy skanks?

>>731929949
I live here.
it's shit.
it's cold and grey and it's full of twats

If you're interested in the Krays and old East End gangsters, then go to Mile End and visit the pub The Blind Beggar, although it's porbably changed it's name to the Bombay Beggar by now.

>>731935202

Echoing what that anon said. Brixton is wholesome family fun. Totally didn't witness a massive black dude stomping out some guy for stealing his big mac after a rave.

Shit like that is reserved for Bradford.

>>731929949
Leave and go somewhere more pleasant.

No, not London either.

>>731936186
Don't listen to him, he's a liar. Birminghamis a beautiful city where the sun always shines and the fun never stops

around 10 miles out of birmingham is a lovely little place on top of a hill named Dudley

it has a castle and a zoo and an average IQ of 31
i swear someone started slipping nuclear fallout into the water supple a few generations back

>>731929949
>Birmingham?

Jesus. Stay the fuck away from Birmingham.

Shame football season just ended you could of went and watched the mighty Aton Villa

Also avoid Smalling your probably be mugged

>>731936571
smalling?

the "vehicle" captchas are fucking killing me

>>731935894
It's a wonderful area. Full of open-minded people who easily accept everyone. OP, you should definitely find time to go there too.
I also recommend Stonebridge. A quiet area with literally zero crime happening there.
Ilford is amazing too, it is very wealthy and upper middle-class.
Edmonton is great too, lots of impressive architecture and modern skyscrapers.

Avoid shitholes like South Kensington, Baker Street and Oxford Circus, they are dull, run-down areas.

Birmingham is a fucking dump

>>731930038
As I were browsing t'catalog I thought the same shit and to my amazement it was the first reply

>Birmingham
>Funny accents
>Full of dark folk
>Smells funny
>Big asda
>Great phone reception

>>731936926
this

>>731935308
Yeah. Big Wok is a must. I was in Brum for like two days... and spent 4 hours each day just eating there. The ice cream and chocolate fountain simply kills me at the end.

>>731935691
Lurk moar, newfriend

>>731937902
you must be rich eating at big wok

>>731936242
Can't have been Bradford cos we only care about kebabs

What do you guys think of Baghdad?

Huuummm I mean Wolverhampton.

>>731929949
there are some places where one can have a really decent curry in birmingham

other than that? Leave and then over to Leeds and listen to some music instead

>>731938152
Fock off Leeds is just as bad

>>731929949
Ey up sunshine, how about you do a little job for me? the little piggy' s wouldn't catch on to a yank. I need ya to drop some gear down for the boys

>>731938027
Why? It was really cheap from what I remember... something like £6.50 before 5pm or something like that. I am a poor fag lol. If I went to BW, it means it was cheap enough... plus I always eat more than needed, so it ends up cheaper (even tho my stomach hurts at the end)

>>731938137
Haha I used to go out with a bird from there. She was great in bed but her fucking accent...

>>731938313
Leeds is decent for live music you nobend

>>731929949
Come to the O2 institute on saturday so I can charge you £5.40 for a pint :^)

Can anyone explain to me what's up with Scotland and Glasgow? I was there for the old firm a few weeks ago, and dear god... it's like EVERY SINGLE PERSON is from the movie Trainspotting. I'm not even joking. Everyone looked like they were on some kind of drugs... I'm pretty sure they put some fucked up chemicals in the IRN-BRU beverage.

>>731932585
Thats rochdale u nonce

>>731936499
Dudley is a shithole. The castle is gay and the zoo is gayer. KYS

>>731938137
Wolverhampton is full of chavs tbh

>>731934983
Certain area of leeds has legal prostitution...... but that is quite a drive up t norf

>>731939264
good to see someone caught on to the sarcasm

>>731939264
yow am gay

>>731929949
smoke some mamba. And go to handsworth.

>>731935413
Kek. Made me laugh. I got stuck in Derby once the same way. Seemed like no way out. Visited England from Canada. Trippy right hand drive cars but caught on pretty quick.