The Big Mac is the tastiest fast food item out there- it's

>>731922166
American/10

have you ever had a whopper

>>731922394
Kappa

The Big Mac is the unhealthiest fast food item out there- it's fatty meat and greasy buns topped with nasty cheese, fake lettuce, and "special sauce" are definitely for me.

>>731922445
>limit 5 per customer
I lol'd

>>731922535

this isn't twitch

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Protip I used to work there, its the same meat as the dollar menu McDoubles. Its stature comes from the bread. Now I work at Smash Burger and make food porn every day

>>731922577
Yea, but it still taste good.

>>731922673
It is now

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>>731922166

Do Americans understand that food doesn't have to come in sandwich form and that drinks don't have to come in buckets and contain 86tons of sugar?

>>731923641
you can always tell when the other countries are awake and using our website, huh

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>>731922635

>>731923716
Reality just a little too painful for you 12chins? I'll stop now, you may have a heart attack.

Never was a fan...I first tried one in July 1974. It was a hot summer day and I was returning from a fishing trip at Lake Wallenpaupack. I stopped at a McDonalds right across the Ohio state line. The cashiers name was Becky and I thought she had nice tits as she filled my coke. When she handed me my change her hand lingered for just a second when it touched mine and our eyes met...then she handed me the pile of shit that she had been forced to peddle. A look of shame crept across her face as mine changed to disgust. I decided to try it even though it looked like a practical joke when compared to the picture on the menu...it was ok...but I was still pissed so I threw my trash and empty tray on the counter at Becky as I said "have a nice day" in the most insincere way possible.

>>731922787
what about the quarter pounder

I'm vegan.

>>731923923
>come in sandwich form
That's okay. Nothing about fast food is even organic.

>>731923910
it is actually just the meat from the mcdouble on the dollar menu...there is just more

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>>731922166

>>731922166
Man I could really do with a MickeyDees
Anyone wanna buy me a burgah, I'll write a handwritten love letter for you

t. hetero cis white MAN

>>731922166
Interesting, OP. But what food advice do you have for those of us who aren't niggers?

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>>731924381
what

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Officer Grand Mac is tougher than Officer Big Mac

Hmm let me think what do I want in a sandwich...more bread!

>>731922787
Smash Burger sucks, at least the time I went there the patty was overcooked and burnt and the fries were undercooked.

If I want a burger I'll go to Five Guys. If I want a good burger I'll go to one of the many steak houses nearby and have one there.

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>>731922166
>0.05 USD has been deposited on your Arch Card®
fuck off with your free advertising, Mc Donalds can buy adspace if they want to solicit here

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>>731925630
this nigga knows what time it is

>>731925630
I am sorry for your experience. I personally recommend coming right as it opens. Idk about the other chains but in the franchise I work for, my managers are perfectionists. And coming in right at opening when we aren't slammed and you have a perfectionists full attention. I take pride in making sure every order I make is something I would serve to my own family.

>>731923910
Don't listen to him. The Big Mac takes two 10/1 patties. Meaning each patty is a 10th of a pound. The Quarter Pound, as the name implies, is a quarter of a pound or as we referred to it "4/1 patty"

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>>731926585
have to respect a professional

>>731922166
its funny how mcdonalds is considered shit even in my opinion, but it has legit tasty meals

i dont eat it much though because here it's expensive, goes around 10$ for a burger at average

we have a local burger place which is better overall but its a long distance walk/drive from my house, they cook the burgers with many types of spices, and they add mushrooms and garlic butter

>>731922166
Fucken disgusting

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>>731926959
Thank you! I care about my work. Plus its located at a fancy Shopping District on a Beach so we make date night a success for allot of people. One guy was walking out after his date and he thanked me for the meal. I could tell he recommended it to his gf who was probably skeptical at first until she tried it. He and I both knew he was getting laid that night.

Mc Donald's tastes good.

I don't know the shit they put in it, but it's like a drug. I would eat it even if I'm not hungry, or even if I just ate a real meal at home.

I don't know if it's the high fat, sodium or carbs... but something raises my dopamine/serotonin levels, and I end up feeling even more depressed the next few days.

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>>731927400
sounds like a chill location, the world would be a whole lot better if more people put passion in the things they do

>>731928806
I agree :3

nah bruh the zinger stacker burger is the best out

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This isn't an official menu item but something I created with Divine Inspiration. I wanted to hand craft something new. But I was drawing a blank. So I kept telling myself "it must be inspirational. It needs to be inspirational! Try harder!" and then this was born. On a Grilled Cheese set up, I laid down a freshly smashed burger, grilled chicken, Apple Wood Smoked Bacon, and a fried Egg. Each layer distinguished by a slice of Cheddar. I call it The Spirit Burger. Because it will lift your spirit after a long day. It worked for me and I can't wait to make it again.

>>731929752
You sound like a faggot. Fuck off and go back to flipping your burgers.

>>731929882
No. Im a cook who prepares fresh never frozen burgers and I don't work for a run of the mill fast food chain.

>>731929752
hell yes looks good

>>731930013
You're a fry cook. Retarded highschoolers can do your job.

>>731922166
mcdonalds gtfo

>>731922635
>Americans actually need a rule like that
and they claim to be the best country ahahahahahaha

>>731922166
It's the McChicken. Also,
>>>/ck/

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>>731922673
How come I see the emote then?

>>731922166
nah, but denny's burgers are top tier (here)

>>731930758
The only people that go to Denny's are people from small towns that don't have a Waffle House.

>>731930844
There's no Waffle House near where i live, and i also i love hamburguers not pancakes.

>>731922166
I don't like pickles

>>731922787
McFag here confirming. 10-1s all day errday

>>731930349
Thank you :3

>>731930426
You mad bro? You seem to be envious for some reason. Perhaps you work for a more mainstream fast food place that doesn't allow for your creativity? Do you want to talk about it?

>>731930723
My nigga

>>731929752

I can't figure out how many levels of irony you're working on. 10/10 - made me reply.

You're one of three things:
>a master baiter
>a shill
>an autist who actually believes this shit

I just don't know which.

>>731931479
I'm not even a little jealous. My job isn't glamours by any means, but I don't pretend I'm doing something meaningful.

>>731931700
Considering my training in The Way of the Bait has been an extensive and arduous journey, I have been considered by many to be a master.

>>731931764
So long as their is meaning behind your actions and words, they are meaningful.