YLYL thread! Post some funny shit, im bored in my retail course

please help me ...

>>731908130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00e41pD4TJ0

>>731908849
thank you, finally someone to help me!

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they smell what this thread will become of

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>>731909548
thats sad ...

>>731909922
kek

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Never released OC. Have a laugh on me.

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>>731909817
moar like dis peez

>>731910073
terrible

>>731908130
what possible reason is there to take a retail course?

you put things on a shelf, you tell customers where shit is and try not to get mad at idiots. what more is there to know

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>>731909593

>>731910126
Fuck off normie

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>>731910293

>>731910308
From a great movie tho

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>>731909802
CAPTCHA sucks dicks those days

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

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>>731908130

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>>731910031
no ... NO !!!

>>731910863
Straight people are so weird. I'm a faggot so like, having a 3some is par for the course. No jealousy cus everyone's attracted to everyone. Win win really.

>>731908130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9liXs7sKQw

>>731910236
Its just something to do while I try to figure out what I wanna do with my shit af life, better than doing nothing all day tbh.

>>731911175

MFF threesome would be a very different story and a beautiful thing if everyone is willing. this is just weird because he wasn't into it

>>731910700
>>731910724
>>731910750

This is what happens when you have no sense of humor and you try to make a joke.

>>731911346
life is what you make it yo, sounds like you could do with a creative outlet outside of work

>>731910863
Thats fucking depressing, live cucking!
Couldnt help but laugh at the end where he was farting out Barts cum LOLOLOLOL

>>731911175
Why would you choose to be a faggot

>>731911672
ahh dude! I recently picked up painting again and started to go on walks in the country to take some pictures and hang out with animals.
sounds gay af but hell it helps clear my mind of the stupid shit going on.

>>731909633
That's just kinda fucked up.

>>731911930
sounds good, creating shit is the best therapy around imo. especially for making you feel like you can actually contribute something of value to the world if you're a bullshit job too.

wish I could hang out with animals, tried to lure a horse over on a cycle back from an interview earlier but it was playing mega hard to get.

>>731912324
>working a bullshit job

>>731911927
oh my, kek

>>731912324
I agree, I really like making things, I had items to mass produce some framed images to sell on Etsy for some help with money but I gotta look into first.

There's a lake near my house so I have to walk 15 minutes to hang out with some birds, horses and the occasional peacock.
Better luck next time with the horse lol, they are pretty cool to watch running around. How was your interview?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hlpSxX0-vY

>>731912324
gtg man, all the best to you and hope you have a good day.

>>731912670
cool idea, could blow up and get really successful too. a friend from school created a clothing company with his designs, started off tiny and within a few years was killing it, has hundreds of thousands of followers on his brand page on facebook

>>731913104
typing too slow dude, same to you! peace

>>731909862
heh

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>>731909593

>>731910863
Kinda feel bad for him to be honest. The only reason I wouldn't is because he agreed to it, but he was obviously in a bit of emotional turmoil and that does cloud thoughts quite a bit

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Long as fuck, but worth the read.

>>731914490
dat no chin though

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>>731908742

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>>731908130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9A4_RGVr_Q

>>731908130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI-BsrASA1o

>>731912026
what in the actual fuck dude. you have to be a cereal killer or something.

>>731910126
that movie fukken sux

>>731909633
Holy shit why is that making me so hard

>>731915661
>cool story bro.jpg
>too bad that never happened.png

>>731915661
Finished. Best greentext ever seriously

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>>731909339
>nothing better than sitting back and posting banana

>>731917594
do you not feel your time was wasted after a story that started off as possibly true descended into complete implausibility. it's crazy what effort people go to making shit up, and what people will believe

>>731917368
So fucking what, it's a great story

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>>731910308
Can you discribe pls I'm new and don't understand half the shit I see
Also where is the triangle key on iPhone I can't seem to find it anywere

>>731918093
because it was posted under the pretense of shit that actually happened, so it's fake and gay. if it was for a "fictional greentext" thread then fair enough

>>731910528
fuck I want to kick that thing to death

>>731909633
is this a you came you lose? cuz i lost.

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>>731908130
I got you fam

>>731910732
>you forgot cross species gender
I refer to myself as a interspecies with male and female Sexual organs and can deliver 10-20 offspring in a single birth to new genders each time

>>731918580
Holy shit. I have never been that bored to wonder if I could fit a turtle in there.

>>731908130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k21nZsf6kHM

>>731918580
Hahahah i tough it was shit first but wtf

>>731909735
Doesn't this guy take it up the ass?

>>731911930
I also paint but while I'm fishing and smoking weed
Something connects and I paint pretty good landscape pics
The only our door activities are.
>bird watching
Guys gathered together in a see sperm feathers and anal prolapse juices
>deer hunting
Guys gathered together rubbing deer piss on each other in a sea of sperm Arrows and anal proplapse juices

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>>731911379
Its not a joke though. /pol/ is trying to hijack the gay flag

>>731919065
Proud bbc lover.
https://wonkette.com/609875/creepy-milo-dude-gets-to-write-whole-book-about-how-much-he-loves-black-dicks

>>731919417
Never gets old

>>731919417
jokes on him, you dont have to accept coppers for anything more than £1 in england

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Fuck you boring homos.
I'm out...

CRuMBLeD

>>731917987
Yeah, like that faggot Stephen King or this bitch Tess Gerritsen, who the fuck they think they are making up stories?

>>731910582
reminder this man is a pedophile

>>731910700
>>731910724
>>731910750
kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYRmvnjzBlw

>>731921290
This will come back to haunt him.

>>731921342
>along with Trump

>>731921342
this is a YLYL thread, fuck off.

>>731910863
>Farting Brad's cum
>topkek

>>731915661
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>731910404
This is mildly unnerving to read.

https://youtu.be/Qk7zEnNOh84

https://youtu.be/ujzYXOUAgoE

https://youtu.be/117nELLcARY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eap2XNCifls

>>731910293
>>731910383
enjoy your one way ticket to hell, or whatever bad afterlife place those sandniggers believe in...

>>731923516
How's the root canal mes?

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I want to die so I lurk a lot of these threads I gotta say this is the BEST one I've ever seen, ya'll lit.

>>731921192
>notsureifb8, fuck it
they don't publish their books as factual accounts claiming their stories actually happened nigger.

>>731921192
also stellar examples of shit-tier authors, you illiterate fuck

>>731925284
Who's that?

>>731925622
more please

>>731909862
This is good

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Lost so fcking hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQjuhv0kB9Q&feature=youtu.be

>>731919354
got me...

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Haters say its photoshop

>>731910126
That kid's face pisses me off.

>>731921342
you say that like its a bad thing

>>731921046
Is this from the Drake and Josh beach episode?

>>731910528
Jesus fucking Christ, did the Joker and Jack Sparrow have a have a kid or something?

>>731910383
>metallica
>not meccadeath

>>731925759
uncle junior

>>731914839
hahaa lost is this real?

>>731920770
my boss does this.

I guess he gets so many emails that he views them by todays date minus the year. I often get replies to emails I sent two years ago.

>>731927404
This anon gets it

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>>731925622

You sound really punk rock. That's super neato.

Cringe.

>>731929181
Kek

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>>731925622

Maybe it was the hot fudge dangling off your man titty that made them think you were the right fat-fuck to ask about ice cream

>>731914490
Explain

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLBWkM0jzK0

>>731915661
no way thats true. He got shot 4 times and stabbed and never went to a doctor.

I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots

>>731908130
Retail course? Enjoy plebdom

>>731909463
Good to see Danny Devito still has a job

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zzz

>>731916738
>cereal killer

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>>731909922
> A 101.5 "The Hammer" FM of moths
Lost

>>731930652
>being this new

>>731910528
JonTron really let himself go.

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>>731909548
Looks like me when I was twenty, but I'm pretty cool now so that's alright.

>>731909976
Nice, thank you anon

>>731925728
Holy shit

>>731911071
I don't remember when Bushemi said Bazooka. What movie this from?

>>731920966
Cold on the cob did it for me

>>731923202
wouldnt that also mean that woman are redundant as men would be a more sucessful, more evolved, version of women?

>>731914839
Kek'ed

>>731909633
Dude wtf who has the heart to write that kinda shit

>>731909548
That's not funny or sad, hell, he got a mom who baked a birthday cake for him. Though he still lives at his parents, at least they're not dead when he was 15 and he didn't spend his 20th birthday alone browsing /b/ like I did 6 years ago. Lucky fucker

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>>731926859

>>731930802
lost

>>731929542
>Comments are disabled for this video.
lel.

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>>731929181
Fat people

>>731920651
What abunch of cunts might as well remove them then. And u for turning down their hopes

>>731909633
I'm repulsed. Yet somehow strangely attracted.

>>731911175
We're all faggots anon, that's no excuse to get fucked by another guy.

>>731923706
muslim's hell ? that sounds pretty good

>>731929704
OMG you copied the pasta twice it's tooooo stale now you cunt

>>731929441
Acid tabs on his tongue you fukkin SQUARE

>>731929966
Old but gold

>>731935328
wtf I love acid now

>>731910724

This one is surprisingly good.

>>731914490
Dude has balls of steel.
I imagine that to be a frightening and hellish experience.
1 - that many people would be too intense
2 - to then contemplate how absolutely fucking bizarre people are that they're circling a small tower to worship a supposed god.
Nightmare material

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>>731909633

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>>731936161

3 - The god they're worshiping is a bloodthirsty monster who would delight in seeing him being murdered for his sacrilegious display.

"Gee, when I said I was gonna get stoned at Mecca, I didn't mean this... sheesh!"

I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots

>>731937422
Calm down bro, you're full on mad

I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots

>>731937609
I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots

>>731921123
Hahaa lost

>>731927131
I always found it funny how good their production value is. Multiple camera angles and go pros and shit.

>>731935328
calm down, he is probably just a kid...

>>731914490
This is cooler than the Russians climbing the buildings

>>731922280
typical nigger

>>731927131
they are so bad @ cutting heads off

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>>731938035
Yup, that's pretty much what I think of Islam - insane murderers who don't mind killing themselves if it means they get to commit a few more murders in the process

>>731939440
Islam is just a religion that preaches peace, but also preaches that they are obliged to murder anyone who doesn't follow the same exact faith that they do.

>>731939165
nice photoshop

>>731909817
Why is the top of the k in "smonk" beneath the l and e in the bottom panel, but the e and g in the top panel?

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Shit dad

>>731939440
i just find it annoying when people get their kinds involved in politics

>>731939770
bc ur gay

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VSHHHHHHH

I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots.I feel like the same fucking faggots are in these threads every night posting the exact same fucking content. I swear to god, it's like reruns for neckbeard millennials. Find some new goddamn material you cardboard cutout cunts. Jesus Goddamn Christ on a Crucifix, I have seen that fucking One Piece jerk off jpg a thousand times. I've seen the shit tier greyhound dressed up as one of those faggot daddy-long legs Star Wars machines a thousand times. I've seen Neanderthal forehead man and his pitiful shit at least a thousand times. Is nothing funny anymore? I'm going to go back to watching porn with polka music for my laughs. At least there are an infinite number of possibilities combining anal or BBW with different types of accordions. Fuck you and fuck ylyl. I don't lose, you stupid fucking faggots

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>>731939813
>I just find it annoying when their kind gets involved in politics*

Fixed it for you

>>731917987
Still a good read

>>731940012
god dae just despise their own kind and want to interbreed?

>>731939748
That's the oldest son not the dad

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>>731921342
Meh.
Hes a pedophile, and you're a poodle pile. Everybody's got their thing, I guess.

>>731931110

Sands of Iwo Jima

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>>731909633

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>>731941101
Duh, don't be ridiculous. None of those children have ever met their dad.

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>>731911927

>>731909976
Cool OC mang

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>>731938035

He looks pretty happy with himself.

Maybe there is something to this suicide bomber fad.

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>>731925249
lost big time

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>>731910582

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>>731941785
Weird stuff man

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>>731908130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-alGOab4o

>>731931650
do you need a hug, i have one for you

>>731909922
Lost it at duffel bag of seals.

>>731939956
this

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>>731919417
anyone has the news story?

>>731933850
like m magnet

>>731943416
no? what is it

>>731910031
T H I C C

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makeshift mikey!

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Image limit faggots