Storytime motherfuckers. This actually just happened >Be me

>>731902246
Bump, only cos I know someone who says the same thing

>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>731902457
No, no. Let him continue.

... Interested

hurry up anon, my shits only last for so long

>>731902246
Keep going my dude

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>>731902246
Bump

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>>731902246

>>731902246
>I'm tripping balls
>Is he fucking with me?
>I think he is fucking with me
>Starts talking about a little alien girl.
>Fucking infatuated with her
>Apparently she died in his hands
>He is really crying
>He isnt fucking with me
*Trip intensifies*
>I am seeing fucking aliens
>Space aliens
>Lights in the sky
>I hear things running around the bushes
>I stay cool, I'm gonna be ok. Just gonna stay here and listen to the paranoid schizophrenic
Only getting started

rolling for him to whip out his cock.

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>>731902760

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>>731902246
This is your mate the missing Acre kid?
Also, he very likely have schizophrenia.

Cont.

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>>731902760
my sides are already gone continue my man

>>731902609
Same.

>>731902246
>>731902246
>Starts talking about the time he blacked out and ate somebody
>I can tell he really thinks this happened
>Starts talking about what he thinks it would be like to kill somebody
>Like, slowly.
>He goes into detail.
>Badtrip.png
>At this point, I am SCARED
>Motherfucker knows multiple forms of martial arts, has kicked my ass before
>I act like I believe him
>I dont want to be eaten in this park
>We talk for 2 motherfucking hours
>I dont know my way home from here
>STILL tripping balls
>STILL seing UFO's and aliens everywhere

Rollin 4 hot alien gay sex.

>>731903372
All of this sounds like a bad time. A really bad time.

>>731903445
I JUST got home from this. I AM SHOOK
ALSO STILL TRIPPING

>>731903502
Is the story over?

>>731903502
god this is what I live for man

>>731903534
not OP but no it's clearly not over yet

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>>731903445

>>731903372
you should have asked him for anal, and offered your sweet virgin anus to the alien gods

>>731903372
Please elaborate on what he said

You sucked his dick. didn'tya

>remember close in counter of the third kind
>remember the devil's tower
>think it wasn't actually a tower
>reach over and unzip my friend's pants
>out pops the devil's tower
>grin evilly
>start going down on the devil's tower

>>731903534
>He finishes his whole story
>I tell him I dont think he is crazy
>I really think he is crazy
>I ask him if he has ever seen a therapist
>"They would send me to a padded room"
>I think he needs to be in a padded room
>I finally get him to take me home. It is 5am at this point
>I am shaking in ND winds
>I get home
>And I wonder.....
What happens if a paranoid schizophrenic takes LSD

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>>731904052
fake

Trips and I dose him without him knowing
Quads and I trip WITH him

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Hurry the fuck up op. I'm about to pass out

dog what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>731904053
This had better not be the fucking end

ugh!!! 45 minutes until abc opens!!!!

>>731904398
OP here
It is the end of the story for today. I have to work with the guy later.

Should I dose him with LSD at work?

>>731903502
aliens have you on a watchlist now

hope you get your own qt xeno loli to protect/shag

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>>731904548 come on /b/ro... don't push psychosis.

>>731904548
yes you definitely should

>>731904613
Motherfucker is like a ticking time bomb anyway

Once we sat down, it was like, everything he had been holding in spewed out like he had been holding it in

He is the next school shooter anyway. I'd be doing him a favor

>>731904548
I don't think you should do that OP, at least not secretly. You could get in a fuck ton of trouble if you got caught drugging somebody against their will.

Offer him some LSD maybe?

>>731904053
It could have been the drugs.
But fact of the matter, a schizo isnt normal as is, and introducing influences that fucks with the psych just amplifies the beligerant nonsense, and the emotions.

>>731904989
OP here
If someone rolls quads, ill trip with this guy. I already know he is up for it

>>731905003
Are you implying i imagined him like fight club?
I thought the same thing

>>731905125
Quads is asking for a lot dude.

>>731905291
Tripping with a paranoid schitzo is asking for a lot.

Bro his existance is already torture, dont send his poor broken mind to purgatory, thats just cruel.

>>731905410
broski

What if I cure his schitzophrenia

rolling for op to get eaten when they trip together

>>731904989
He will kill you.
>i have mental issues, i am psycho
i took fuckloads of dxm cos bored
>people died
Im not in jail because magistrate thought i was 15 for some reason, i am 17

>>731905549
6 numbers away from my doom

Holy shit

>>731905514
You wont. You will make it worse. His mind will just be borked af, like death wont save him at that point cos his mind already out of this universe.

>>731905514
LSD has never cured anyone's schizophrenia. Alcoholism maybe, but not schizophrenia.

>>731905699
What about DMT
I bet DMT would cure him
In its oral form with an MOAI
Mother ayahuasca heals all wounds

>>731905835
Dmt would launch him into the abyss never to return

>>731905699
How do I make this interesting then? I need more material to entertain you all

>>731906373
Tell him you are also an alien and you have figured out a way to leave the planet

>>731903372
im fucking crying

>>731906373
Cough syrup.
Tell him you drink it regularly because the government doesnt want you to know they use it to smuggle the last remaining blood of zeus to little pink men from the sky

>>731906561
Too overt. He isnt an idiot. He is totally normal at work. I guess he just has outbursts

>>731906523
Glad this is funny to you. I WAS SEEING ALIENS AS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS DUDE