halp? >be me >be 20 >two weeks ago >younger brot

Ps:
With money I mean my money. Mum's buying him her own gift.

So what, your mom will ground her 20 yr old son if he doesn't buy his brother a birthday present?

>>731882741
Exactly lol. I'm not that independent yet

Let's just say that until I finish my studies, I'm still in the exact same position than my brother

>>731882923
Try getting him a lame homemade gift. Something that he won't like, but your mom will think it's cute. If you have like 5 bucks, go to the store and get something like a small frame or really anything to hold a picture, then either put a pic of you and your brother if you have one, or some drawing if you're good at art

>>731883516
This guy has lived in a strict home

>>731882923
Fuck that shit. I just turned 22 and I'm living alone, working, going to school and take weekend classes as welding apprentice at a pipefitters union.
Not that I don't trust you, (I don't) but it sounds like you want smash on 3ds and have zero NEETbux.
This isn't a case where you need money, but where you want money. You'll survive.

>>731883516
maybe i'll draw something. thanks anon
>>731883823
I'll be free late.

>>731882439
i'll do it if you send me nudes of your gf

Ps:
I don't need the money. I was just thinking that the game would be something he'd enjoy so much that I wouldn't have to give him anything any other time, just in case. But, as I said, I spent money on GF, so this was my last chance for my plan to work

>>731884251
we have never sent nudes to each other. We started having sex super fast, so it didn't seemed necessary. sorry anon. what if i recommend you some really good pornstars?

>>731882439
>spending money on females
you done fucked up.

that bitch ain't gonna be around for ever.
don't dog the boys.

>>731884639
nah bud that won't cut it. i'll settle for pics of your mum if she's hot.

>>731884829
oh no, this is serious. trust me. i mean, i know it's not impossible for some really bad shit to happen, but we were friends since 1st grade, and relationship since 11th. (sex since 10th)

>>731885088
she fat and ugly af. not fat and cute. fat and ugly aff. what about a normal pic from gf?

>>731885207
>friends since 1st grade
you are not gonna last, nigger

>>731882439
Just mod his 3ds for him and call it a day
>free games fivever

>>731885207
You could take it when he's sleeping and install homebrew and cfw and get the game for free. As long as you find a good guide and aren't fucking inept enough to brick it, you just need a windows computer and an sd card reader.

>>731882439
>be 20
>Ignore mum = No seeing GF for her birthday
wtf dude?

>>731885453
idc, she hot af and loyal. by far...
>>831885645
knowing him, he might fuck it while using his "updated" 3ds. knowing me, I might fuck it while updating it lol

>>731885830
I need my studies.

>>731885697
as i said, we both kinda stupid lol. I might fuck it "updating" it. He might fuck it while using the "updated" version

>>731885971
I don't really know what you're saying but my friend used to watch porn on his 3ds so his parents wouldn't find it.

>>731882439
Make him a sling shot out of wood and surgical tubing, youtube teaches you how. If mom bitches at you tell her you worked really hard on it and she's being a chubby cunt, and that chubby cunts make your dick hard.

>>731886231
It's pretty safe as long as you understand basic computer stuff. Even if he somehow manages to brick it once you give it back you can make a backup and just replace the emuNAND

Hi I need to buy an app on Google play in order to open a certain document for work but I don't deal with electronic currencies i.e
Google play, credit and debit cards and I spent all my walking around money on extra long shelf life food.

Can any one help out? I only have a Snapchat account that I'm comfortable with sharing
Sc: jamesloli

>>731885697

This.

The process takes a few hours, and you need to be very careful until it's done, but once it is, it's probably the best and most seamless, flawless, transparent hack of a console ever. You can pirate software directly from Nintendo's own servers directly onto the hacked unit.

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>>731885334
a normal photo of your gf isn't worth $60 of my dollars

i have mario cart code from my 2ds

>>731886245
friend?? (lenny face)
>>731886389 I think i'll pass on the homebrew idea. I remember me homebrewing my Wii, but regreting it later because I wanted to play online/competitive and I couldn't

>>731886436
Help this nignog out cuz he dumb

how old is your brother op????

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>>731882439
Get a sign and go beg on the side of the road like the degenerate bum you are. If your likely fabricated story is true, why can't your lazy ass neckbearded self come up with a measly $35 if you have free housing at your moms. And if your girlfriend isn't your own right hand, she will most likely leave you because your life requires so many resources when you can produce so little by yourself.

>>731886838

Online play is completely unaffected. I have two hacked units and both work for online play just fine. Nintendo cannot detect the hacked firmwares. I'm running the latest 11.4 right now.

>>731886620
it's on discount on nintendo eshop. 27.77$. (yes, I grabbed the console)

>>731882439
Like were not a charity, and were not your friends. Whats in it for us, youll love us?

>>731886954
12
>>731886988
GFs in the exact same position. Only that she has two brothers lol

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Can anybody here generate donuts in Simpsons tapped out? I'd like to get Rex Banner before he leaves with the other characters plus I also want more premium characters can someone help me?

>>731886524
Fair enough, OP can use his lost sleep to be productive and do it.

>>731887286
What game is that?

>>731882439
You made a decision anon and here the thing, decisions have consequences. As an adult you best get used to this, starting from now so man the fuck up and accept it.
Also, don't beg online, makes you look pathetic. If you can afford concert tickets, you can afford a fucking game. Just tell your bro you will give his gift next month and start saving up it.
He is your bro, not mine so get this weak ass begging shit outta here.

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>>731887009

See? Just follow the guide, use Luma, and make sure you use the rigt tools for your region.

>>731887330
Simpsons tapped out

>>731886838
Both were me by the way. We're still friends, and he stopped caring about that. We're going to hang out soon actually.

It's not like it matters now that the nintendo wifi connection got shut down.

>>731887348
k
I'm still looking offers if anyone insists, but k

>>731887228
THEN JUST GIVE HIM SOME OF YOUR IOLD SHIT IM SURE HE WOULD LIKE IT YOU ARE 20 AND COOL TO HIM FAGGOT

>>731887590
I don't think I can get a download code with freeshop and send it to somebody, but I'll check.

>>731887590
You are being the biggest nigger right now.

>>731887779
i believe freeshop only works with its own system. also, nice almost quads

>>731884829
I actually know a guy that broke up whit his girlfriend because he thought she was taking time from him, time that he could play csgo (he really did that)

>>731888105
was she fat?

>>731887228
I must have just dealt with shittier women, had a girlfriend of 3 years cheat on me and leave when i was 19 for living with my mom and because i wasn't in school. Worst part about the shit was my dad died before all that, so in the course of a year my mom would have had my dad, brother and i all leave, so that's kinda why i stuck around. Bitches are heartless.

>>731888189
She was perfect, the only thing she asked for was to go to the local fair to win some prizes and after a week the faggot left her (he is fucking nova 2)

>be me
>be 20
>two weeks ago i was bitchwhipped by my gf into buying ed sheeran tickets.
>broke.mp4
>decide to beg on /b/ cuz fuckit
>pitch a story about my bro's bday
>hopetheybelieve.exe
>after begging and sending my gf nudes i get the code
>happymerchant.png
>two weeks later
>at ed sheeran concert with gf
>my gf looks like a jelly belly constricted in daisy dukes with cowboy boots.
>man comes to my girl with a forklift tryna pick her up.
>thats ed sheeran
>ed sheeran took my girl
>after my cuck fantasy evaporates i whip out my 3ds.
>start up smash

Op

>>731882439
hack the 3ds with a9lh+luma and install it off the freeshop

>>731888435
faggot op is probably on 11.4 lolol

>>731888435
better yet hack a wii and install melee and ruin your brothers life

>>731888414
would be worth it imo
not op

There is no photo of anything here and even then i dont think a photo of your gf wouldnt be whorth it

>>731882439
Offer to do arm9loaderhax on his 3ds. I'm sure he'll enjoy having access to shit like streaming his 3ds (if it's a new 3ds), cheats in games, save states, VC injections etc.

Should I post pic of GF and brother?

>>731888987
3ds.guide

honestly op the game isn't worth 60$ fuck that nobody is buying it for you either install cfw on your 3ds or buy a cheaper cartridge

>>731889036
yes

>>731882439
No

>>731886620
i call bs, i got that for like 30

>>731889577
thats the eshop for you

kys op

>>731882439
Nope

>>731889577
that's because it's the eshop. going into a store you can get it for like $30. how can you call bs when the date is in the photo?

>>731889811
honestly I dont even know if $30 is worth the shitter 3ds version of the game

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das bro

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das gf

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someone play generations with me

>>731890552
Sure if you pay me

>>731886620
lol i bought it the day it went out for 45$CAD

bought my 3 ds with all games for 2 oz of weed last year

>>731891048
sold* not bought

>>731890552
Sure if you buy me a 3DS