>Be me >New Years hooked up with co workers older sister

Tell her you're a scared beta who fucked up

>>731879518
I was . thinking of saying, hey thought i saw you in the city the other day? how you been? would this be a good opener lol?

>>731879262
pretend like you didnt ignore her
just play like nothing happened and see how far it gets you
or you could be a huge faggot and come up with some sob story and get a pity fuck out of her
either way stop being such a bitch and just do it
also post the conversation

Just say you saw something that reminded you of her.

>>731879785
no, just tell her you want to hang out/grab lunch, and maybe talk

>>731879262
"hey, been really busy but you've been on my mind recently. I had a really good time and thought maybe you'd like to grab dinner and a drink with me when it's convenient. Look forward to seeing you again!
-anon"

>>731879930
so how would you open the conversation? just straight up hey how you been? or something like i said in an earlier post " hey thought i saw you in the city the other day, how you been?"

>>731880131
Yeah thats good, but its been like 5 months lol and i basically never messaged her after getting her number after hooking up. Would your opening still work?

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>>731880158
Literally my guy "Hey how have you been?" is fine... wew

>>731880252
Yeah. You don't have to go into some deep, in depth explanation. "Been busy, had a great time when we hung out" is fine.

>>731880305
sorry my autsimo and anxiety is kicking in but i guess ill give it a shot

>>731880305
This sounds programmed and ambigatory.

>>731880431
Nah it's cool my guy we've all been there, I've always just gound that instesd of coming up with some elaborate story tge simplest approach is the fastest way into a girls pants.. wew

>>731880629
Hey it gets the job done

>>731880730
True. Thinking too much about it is the killer. Every time.

>>731880774
fuck I just said hey, you have you been? thought i saw you in the city earlier (thought i could use that as an excuse to messager her out of the blue lol)

>>731880886
That's fine. The "thought I saw you" part is pretty gay though. You should be alright with that though.

>>731880886
Hey its not some stupid excuse itd a semi believable one, still good. And like past anon said can you send screenshots?

>>731880944
Samefagging, but whatever. Dubs of truth. You have to understand that she's not thinking about it NEARLY as deeply as you are, so the key is to come off as nonchalant, and just genuinely interested in maybe grabbing a bite sometime. Try to think about it as little as possible. She isn't sitting there analyzing your every word. A simple, straight forward message and approach is key.

>>731879262
why didn't you talk to both at the same time? You obviously are a pussy, so texting her now will mean nothing. Move on.

Next topic> Why is OP a fag?

We have some pretty compelling evidence from this post.

>>731880989
ok, if she doesnt reply should i keep trying or nah?

>>731881180
Boom great explanation. Listen to this op

>>731881216
no,
but post it anyways

>>731881216
What timezone are you in rn. If its late or some busy time just give it a few hours, dont be too pusht cause thats weird

>>731881216
No. Give it awhile. Couple weeks. "Hey never heard back from you. How you been?"

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>>731881346
Here

>>731881683
oh no he added the saw you in the city bit

>>731881683
The "saw you in the city" is a bit cringe. Kinda creepy.

>>731881683
>Are you stalking me?

>>731881834
This nigger thinks he Sarah Jessica Parker

>>731881888
not really, from what i remember she works in the city and my campus is there so it makes good sense

>>731881963
yup

>>731881982
You didn't check them trips dick

>>731881982
Oh good then. You'll be alright with that.

>>731882065
probs gonna be ages for a reply. ill update you boys tomorrow or something if there is. doubt she would reply now

>>731881982
Sure it makes sense but she isnt exactly checking your alibi.

Why are you giving her an excuse just for thinking about her? She didnt ask for one. You are overthinking it.

>>731882208
yeah i am overthinking it. but fuck it. whats done is done now just to wait for a reply.

>>731882208
This.
Niggas always thinking more deeply than she is. Simplicity and apathy are key.

>>731881683
This fucking retard can't even follow directions, just neck yourself already you omega cuck

>>731882328
Took me awhile to learn this, but once you learn that they don't really care you become a god

>>731882438
fuck I guess i have to get past that mental hurdle

>>731882438
But once they realize God doesn't care they are far more than enlightened.

Message is still on fucking sent, anyone know why?

>>731883287
no, at this point weve all lost interest

>>731883699
fair enough. I'll update tomorrow or later if there is anything

>>731881683
Retard, should've just said Hey..

What if she wasn't in the city yesterday?

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>>731879262
Say you lost her number and recently found it, nigger.
>Hey, is this <bitch>? It's <faggot>. We met at <nigger orgy> a few months back. What's up?
Chat about some inane shit (bitches love chatting about inane shit) then ask her if she wants to go see GoG. Go to an Alamo and get her drunk. That's half the battle won right there.

Godspeed anon.

>>731879262
Lmao. Five months..... This changes everything.

>>731886137
literally have her on fb...

>>731884903
thats why i said thought i saw you..and if she wasnt i can say well that person reminded me of her and i want to catch up etc etc

>>731886868
lol ikr dude, fucked up on my part but lets see what happens. you miss 100% of the shots you dont take right

>>731879262
> not messaging both chicks
kys low test beta fag

>>731887964
cant argue with that tbh