Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
Hi everyone! Slept in way too late today for some reason, my schedule is soooo messed up.
How is everyone doing tonight? I hope you all had wonderful days!
Probably going to go to sleep soon
QOTT: if your waifu farted on you would you be upset with her?
>>731868139
same
Still here.
>>731868345
>tfw s u c c e d
>>731868291
depends on the situation, tbh
>>731868291
no
>>731868393
>>731868139
Hi kanna how are you. >>731868291
Weirded out and would ask to not do it again
>>731868139
Kill you are self
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>731868022
>dubs
I'll add it to my list...
And the list grows bigger.
>>731868139
Hello kanna-san
>>731868291
Strange question...
That's something i don't want to think about but i wouldn't be upset with her but i still wouldn't be ok with it.
>>731866276
Ngl, outside Satania Gabriel Dropout made me laugh a lot. It doesn't have a story or anything too interesting, and the jokes are nothing special, but still a fun watch.
>>731866527
Dropout life best life, since it's no life Kappa.
Same, would have given me some good caps.
>>731866974
Not really, people who didn't care about thread in the first place did.
Sorry I'm late, was in league.
>>731868344
>dubs
massive same
>>731868513
Hiya Tomo! I'm doing okay, still sleepy after waking up.
How about you? What did you end up doing today?
>>731868627
Hello miss Juvia!
How are you doing today?
Sorry if I'm slow, fighting last boss in DS3
>>731868513
Lol I wouldn't have guessed you were such a prude Tomo :^p
>>731865072
Forgot to answer.
If I could marry anyone I'd totally marry a redhead.
>>731868923
I'd this really yuuki or the impostor again?
Yeah, I'm going to sleep
>>731868627
I don't really think the first was up to snuff. >>731868885
Ah poor dragon. Going to get drunk later so that should be mildly entertaing. >>731868920
I mean I wouldn't mind too much but I'd prefer they not do that to me.
>>731868923
hey yuuki
>>731868139
Pretty good for me, a lazy day overall with the family. Feeling sore from hitting the weights earlier.
>>731868627
How's your evening?
>>731868923
>ceiling.jpg
Ayy Yuuki.
>>731868885
Stop posting my waifu, roleplaying cuck.
>>731868723
idk bruh, discord and the others definitely had a hand in it imo.
>>731868934
my nigger. red hair a best.
Is here, just occupied.
>fucking around with discord to pass the time.
Yo we out here
Mine.
>>731869494
hey rikka, been awile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmsjo63_9Jc
>>731869587
Yeah ive been working my feet off and tomorrow I dont have to go in till later so I can chill tonight
>>731869667
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPT7fE_u4Q-ioN49Bi2G74Q
>>731868723
From the clips I've seen of it, it does look pretty fun. Eh why not I'll give it a watch.
>>731868885
I'm doing pretty good. You?
>pat pat
>>731869154
Nighty night
>>731869214
I liked it personally. But i can see why you'd like the 2nd better
>>731869315
Hello Houki!
I'm good, just watching some anime
How's yours?
Fuck today
>>731869849
I blame you
>>731869721
well stop working so much you butt
>>731869884
hey tali, whats up?
>>731868413
What situation would elicit which response?
Seryu is claimed boys,
>>731869054
it's me
>>731869220
what's up shinobu?
>>731869315
how's it going houki?
>>731869998
7-1
Its last year all over again
Tomorrow will be bad.
>>731869884
What happened today?
>>731869998
I cant control the hours I am given! I need the money anyways just after day 3 it gets to your feet.
>>731870110
Sorry should have known by the file name; the other guys was different. How are you?
>>731870110
not much, playing some terraria, watchu doin?
>>731870146
hockey?
>>731870246
rip, do you not get to sit down at all while at work?
>>731868139
Hello.
>>731870146
Yes, post more ambiguous, vague posts to elicit responses
>>731870246
How does she see
>>731870312
i'm alright, just playing some WoW. you?
>>731870407
see above my dude!
>>731868923
Hi Yuuki! How are you doing today?
>>731869214
It's okay. Oh, getting drunk! Off of what? Also please drink responsibly okay? I don't know how well you can handle alcohol but I don't want you getting sick!
>>731869315
i'm happy to hear that the day went well for you! And that you got to spend some time with your family!
Good job working out too! You gotta keep your body in tip top shape you know!
What are you going to do for tonight?
>>731869494
Hi Rikka! How are you?
>>731869849
Oh, I'm extra happy to hear that! I hope your night goes just as well!
I'm doing okay, feeling the same as the past few days but enjoying today!
<3 and thank you miss Juvia!
>>731869884
Hi Tali! What's wrong? Did something really bad happen?
>>731870414
Hi there! How are you?
>>731869849
Winding it down here. Today was pretty lazy all in all, which was probably a good thing since I had a decent amount to drink last night for the boxing fight. Probably gonna check out Korean Zombie Death Car soon since I'll be between vidya and haven't caught up on anime in a while.
>>731869884
Tons of work, or another stroke of misfortune?
>>731870110
Pretty good, quiet end to a fun weekend. Then it's back to work tomorrow for another week that'll probably fly by. The month is going by quick for me.
Seryu claim niggers.
>>731870498
Bad.
>>731870498
REEEEEEEEEED
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
STOP POSTING MY DRAGON LOLI
I love Blue Haired waifus
>>731870498
i'm good, i moved out of my apartment and back to my parents place for the summer. you?
>>731870498
Drunk off of stuff. Don't worry I'll talk to people all night>>731870572
She was mean
>>731869884
Lol 7-1 cucks gave me a good laugh today
>
Also hello
>>731869951
For what?
>>731870498
It has been, nothing like relaxing and watching anime.
Well that's good
>>731870541
Sunday's are ment to be lazy days
It's a pretty good one. Not too long either
I'm rewatching highschool dxd here
>>731870407
Nope I gotta stand my whole shift, no breaks nothin
>>731870418
>>731870498
Hey im alright how about you? And both her eyes work just one has a patch on it
Are hot dogs sandwiches?
>>731870752
Her heart was innocent and pure my friend, and only wanted Justice in a world full of crime.
Is it bad that the Fall is my favorite album from Gorillaz?
Also claiming leaf
>>731870916
No.
She had her heart in the wrong place but was on the wrong side.
>>731870916
Sure....
>continues lurking.
>>731870917
Alice?
>>731870906
Why not?
>>731870917
Plenty of us are full white leaf though.
>>731870471
booooo WoW, still waiting to get your steam so i can add you
>my friend request might come with a free copy of terraria
>>731870787
rip, how long are your shifts?
>>731870938
>>731871185
calling it a hot dog sandwich would be ok i guess
idk
>>731871340
7 to 8 hours long bb
>>731870193
>>731870498
Team is gonna lose their 5th straight
game 7 after leading a series 3-2
>>731870418
>
>>731870407
Yeah
>>731870541
just hockey today
>>731870760
>at least they made playoffs :^)
Go preds
>>731870498
We all live pretty close to one another, so weekends usually involve some kind of get together, even if it's just me and my brother throwing something on the grill. It gets busier with all the holidays and summer birthdays around here though. Not a whole lot going on tonight for me, just relaxing and looking for some recipes to cook during the week with the stuff I have in the fridge.
>>731870760
Yeah, that's part of why I'm rolling with it, it's just the right amount of episodes. It was either that, or rewatching Cromartie High School.
>>731870728
Got anything good planned for the summer?
>>731869849
Again, don't expect a really good story, but yeah, have fun with it.
>>731869420
Redheads a besto.
And yes, but while it did have a huge impact on it, it isn't to blame for all of it.
I mean, hell, I even created a waifu discord and I'm still active in 2 of the ones that remain but you see me here, right?
>>731871340
hello elfpire
>>731870471
hello yuuki I started watching SAO
Mashu 2nd best girl in Fate Universe
>>731871455
is it legal to have a shift that long with 0 breaks?
>>731871511
rip, so did you get all moved into your new place?
>>731871591
hey
>>731871007
Boy don't you talk down on Seryu
'I'm not in thread because I was banned but still need smugs.
Smugs is banned lmao.
>>731871830
>what is unplugging router
smh
>>731871741
Nahhhhhh I agree to a thing when I clock in. Gotta love it!
Would you sacrifice 10% of your dick length for 10% more income throughout your lifetime?
>>731871511
>dubs
25 straight years of making the playoffs are better than anything the cucks have ever done
Plus it's better than losing to the Oilers who haven't been relevant for years before this one.
Preds will probably make cup but the East will win it.
>>731871558
Haven't seen cromartie high school, what's that?
>>731871566
>dubs
Eh, I'm fine with that as long as it's a fun watch.
>>731871830
Well hello anyway smugs
>>731872005
I'd give up my entire dick
>>731871362
What toppings do you like on your hot dogs?
>>731870938
>>731872005
My dick is only 5+3/4 in hard and I make pretty good money so no. I know that's average length but when you're 6'2 it looks small from up there :(
>>731871741
Yeah its all in the place just gotta organize
>>731872111
Oilers chrated the system to farm #1 picks for 10 years tho. I believe the preds can beat any team from the east if they get past edmonton.
>>731871984
sounds like ya dun goofed
>>731872259
go to bed hitagi
>>731872374
It is about that time, I do have to go to work too. Ok good night.
>>731871741
all grown up except ears
>>731872259
hello or good night I guess
claiming and going to bed early, I think
might lurk
>Winning Girl: Dragon Flavor claimed
>>731872572
Milfs are nice.
>>731872554
Dunno may lurk for a bit.
>>731872572
>best dragon is loli dragon.
>>731872355
>dubs
Indeed, but hey after so many #1 overalls they have to be good eventually.
They could yeah but i don't think they will. I think the rangers will win it if they get by Ottawa
>>731872572
Welcome back.
>goes back to lurk.
>>731870583
Whoa, hang on there! Why are you feeling bad? What happened Anon? You can talk to me!
>>731870728
Glad to hear that you're doing good! Also, you moved out of your apartment? Why, if you don't mind me asking? I don't want to pry, so you don't need to tell me if you don't want to!
Either way, that's a big change! I assume it's just because you don't need the apartment for the summer because it's for school, right? I hope you can get settled back into your parents place easy though!
I'm okay, still have the headache and the ear problem but I'm enjoying today so far! Gotta keep spirits up, you know?
>>731870752
Stuff! That's the best kind of alcohol! I'm kidding!
Ohhh, talking to drunk Tomo! That'll be fun! You should round up some friends to join you! It's always more fun with others! or at least I've heard!
>>731870760
Oh, that's great! I'm glad you're enjoying it, you deserve it! You're the best miss Juvia!
And thank you! Are you back to work tomorrow?
>>731870787
I'm glad to hear that you're doing alright!
I'm doing okay myself! Lots of things popping up with my health recently but I'm in high spirits and I think that's what matters most!
Also there's another Kanna poster in here, just so you know. I mean, not that you wouldn't you're smart and all! Just a warning!
So, any plans for tonight?
>>731871511
Ah, sports! People get so invested into it but I never could do that!
Still, I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe next... uh... season? Game? I have no idea about sports haha. But maybe it'll go better next time!
Don't let it get you down Tali!
>>731871558
Wow, that sounds like a really good time! I don't really get to spend a lot of time with my family, but you make it sound so wonderful! That's a really strong bond you have!
Ah, I'm glad you're relaxing! And looking up recipes too! Are you a super great cook? What are you going to make this week?
>>731872520
lol, i figured, night
>>731872554
why so much focus on my ears
>>731871566
I was being half sarcastic when I said that original statement tbh. Of course Discord isn't solely to blame lmao. Discord is a bigger hand in it than Telegram because nobody links it here or none of that shit. With Discord, you obviously know that the link gets posted here every so often. (Or maybe it doesn't anymore, idk, but you get what I'm saying.)
I remember joining a Discord in June or so and I didn't fully come to thread for 3 or 4 months after that.
>>731872199
I eat them plain because I'm picky
>>731872719
that sounds fun I guess
>>731872800
elf ears are cute
>>731871511
5 game 7 meltdowns? That's gotta be some kind of record.
>>731872111
It's a comedy anime, though the humor skews more in the dry and sometimes surreal direction. It's a parody of the old delinquent manga/anime series, but there's a bunch of referential humor in there too.
The episodes are short, it's worth a watch if you want something that'll make you laugh, scratch your head, and shake your head within a single episode.
>>731872259
Are we hiding behind things now?
>>731872870
Why not just link the discord invite everytime people make a new thread?
Also, hi! How are you?
Hello everyone~!
>>731872800
>>731872934
HA ELF EARS!
That was a good call Shinobu...
>>731872934
the rest of her is cute too
>>731872786
Corona and Smirnoff mostly I think. Yeah may slow down on thread just pm me or something. One friend and me are>>731873045
Hi shinobu
>>731872005
Haha no. Not at all.
>>731872870
Why not just make a waifu discord and never come back here uwu
I like pickles, onions and cheese hot dogs :o
>>731872786
Because I always do.
Nothing really.
>>731873120
Hi Tomoko, how are you this fine night?
>>731872971
Its a curse by the ex coach
>>731872786
I just wanna know what its like to get one championship
>>731872745
I hope predators absolutely rape the oilels tbh they dont deserve it.
>>731873121
Wew
>>731873174
I have one. Nobody in it. Lol. It's better just to keep the thread. Already discussed.
>>731873174
go to sleep newfag
>>731873202
I'm going to drink~
>>731872971
Yes
>>731873345
Been doing that since noon.
>>731873319
Shit I'll join a discord for discussing waifus.
>>731872786
Aw you're so sweet
Indeed i am. Back to work for the week.
Still waiting for my hours to get changed though so still need to get up early.
>>731872971
I'll give it a watch why not. I enjoy a good laugh.
>i say as my list continues to grow
>>731873288
>dubs
Yes they do. They sat through year after year of trash. Although the preds deserve it too so i wouldn't be too upset either way.
>smugmarining
>>731873345
What? Water? Tea? Alcohol? Wine?
Oh, and guess what? I am getting a gaming laptop this week! Hopefully
>>731873058
they look a bit like elf ears
>>731873068
yes she is cute
>>731873476
How are you not sloshed already?
>>731873345
What you drinking Tomo?
>>731873503
Cute
I HEREBY CLAIM WENDY"S
>>731873002
I wouldn't suggest doing that, but then again, I'm barely active nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrSM4j7Vb84
>>731872005
Sure.
That's a reasonable trade-off.
>>731873476
Day off? I hope you enjoy it legs. >>731873516
Alcohol! Oh boy specs?>>731873583
Going to be coronas and smirnoff
Another great waifu
>>731873547
They do, just thought it was funny and a good chance at poking fun at Shinobu.
>>731873583
Are you saying im not? Im drinking water now so I dont want to kill myself in the morning.
>>731873697
Yeah, back to the grind in the morning though.
>>731873338
Anon, it's only 9pm!
>>731873319
post the link
>>731873489
You would be the only other person in my server besides myself. Kek. No use with just one.
>>731872786
Yep, I cook pretty often both as a hobby, and to keep everyone else around me fed as well. I have some venison (deer) sausage that I'll be using for a bean soup, some catfish filets for kabayaki, and some thin cut pork chops for breading & frying up. No one goes hungry around here.
>>731873288
We got our ex coach back from when we won the Cup. Right after firing the coach who lost to us that year in the Cup. I wouldn't be surprised a curse is in the works for Dallas now.
>>731873476
Damn, since noon? I don't got it in me anymore to hit the bottle hard like that.
>>731873498
That's me with vidya, the era of the eternal backlog. Never gonna have enough time to catch up on it all, but at least I know the options are limitless.
Fucking dirty customers. DONT LEAVE YOUR FILTHY GUM ON THE FUCKING PLATES.
Ryuko is bae
>>731873762
dont make me bite you
>>731873762
I hope you can handle it legs.
>>731873763
Sure, I guess. Like I said. Nobody in it but me for now.
/BfxgbyV
>>731871340
please don't buy me terraria!
>>731871558
yeah, an internship here in town
>>731871591
nice, where are you?
>>731872786
I'm just back in with my parents for the summer and for an internship! sorry for the headaches tho
>>731873830
I didnt think I did either...been a couple of years. Probably going to regret it.
>>731873906
What if I liked it?
>>731873963
I can, done worse...Lots worse.
>>731873819
I'd say maybe post it on some anime groups on Steam or wherever.
I have another server that I can get hentai from 24/7
So a waifu specific server sounds like heaven for a weeb like me
>>731873763
Do it boi
>>731868019
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
>>731874034
I'll sleep later promise
>>731874021
I don't like when their faces turn like this
>>731873999
thank you!
>>731874016
why not :(
>>731874021
then i'll steal your stapler
>>731874021
Alright good I think
>>731872111
>trips
Wow there buddy, calm down.
Also http://horriblesubs.info/shows/gabriel-dropout/
Download from there tbh.
>>731872870
Well, maybe you were being serious idk. But yeah, it's just people being faggots.
Also fuck Cirno and his bullshit of inviting anyone he saw here even if they were really new to threads.
>>731873697
That's nice, try not to get drunk!
>Oh boy specs?
GTX 1080 SLI ( 16GB Graphics )
64GB of ram
and an i7-7920HQ
Windows 10 64 bit
1TB of both SSD and HDD. It's going to be so great!
Maybe if I am lucky, I can get a desktop too!
>>731874034
It's here vv
>>731873999
>>731874283
I don't like people buying games or things for me...
>>731873697
Corona sounds delicious. Cut up some limes and shove a wedge in, add a dash of salt too.
>>731873762
>drinking water
That really is the best strategy to avoid hangovers. After a hight I drinking I always make sure to have at least one glass before I pass out.
>>731874279
>I don't like when their faces turn like this
I might...
>>731874283
No, you win this round.
>>731874284
We will see my friendo we will see. Until then post lewds.
>>731874086
>if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight.
>>731873750
What do you like about her?
>>731873835
I hated that shit so much when I used to wash dishes.
>>731874016
Yeah, I think you mentioned that, along with potential for a permanent position. Any plans to travel this summer?
>>731874021
Been years for me as well. Hope it isn't too bad in the morning, been there done that. Just don't go to bed with the spins.
Time for me to get some sleep, take it easy everyone.
>>731874378
I'll try and boy that sounds really nice. >>731874491
I'll give it a go thanks for tips. >>731874543
But I don't want to get excited
>>731874086
>she sat there in agony for hours until she died
god i wish that were me
>Winner
>>731873830
Strangely enough we hired the ex coach that won us a cup.
>>731873498
No they do not. They dirched their team into irrelevence and havent struggled through playoffs at all. They tanked to build a super team and think they should just be handed the cup. Fuck oilers.
>>731874389
:(
>>731874543
thats such a nice pic
>>731873830
The only chance i get is on my days off and vacation weeks but that's still not enough time.
>>731873835
Did they at least tip you?
>>731874368
Why there?
Also I'm not going to watch it now but probably soon. Like after high school dxd
>>731873762
making fun ? but they look cute
>>731874016
episode 11 its not that bad just weird way to start it
pretty sure that by 2 years in game they are already dead in real life
>>731874656
Besides the body, she's got the shy personality that just gets me every time.
Plus this is a smile I want to protect
>>731873174
There really isn't much of a reason to come back to threads personally. I haven't had a good reason. I don't like PMing people and like posting pics of Yuiko I guess.
>>731873002
I don't think I have the ability to invite people. Also what Ruri said. That might not be the greatest idea.
Alright I guess, going to go to bed soon.
>>731874086
Get pranked bruh, it's already 12:14 AM here.
>>731874368
Sarcasm is hard to detect through text, it's fine.
I still don't have a good grasp on what happened with Cirno since I don't really care, but he was a huge autist.
>>731874821
protect that smile, friend.
>>731874937
It is one of many smiles I protect.
I ain't gay, but Saika's smile is worth my time as well.
>>731874821
Tfw you are even farther away now...
>>731874746
It does, I can't wait. I am gonna be drooling all over Nier:Automata, and all the games that I have that I can run~!
>>731874738
Its fucking disgusting.
>>731874799
This may disturb you, but America is the only country where tips are mandatory. Because people actually pay their staff correctly.
>>731875126
I'm super far away, I just bought a mousepad with Saber on it with a jiggle tiddy wrist rest
>>731875126
That aint our REEEEEEE Mako.
>>731874491
Ive got the bottle of Excedrin out too for in the morning. Not my first time haha.
>>731874738
Good night, thats why im here its better than the spins...
>>731874746
Ok, I will not then. Shot down again.
>>731874797
Thank you.
>>731874809
Just because they are cute dosent mean I cant make fun... That takes away the fun of it.
>>731874875
I like you posting pics of yuiko!
you seem more comfortable in group chats
>>731874543
That doesn't mean you should be lewd!
>>731875340
Stolen
>>731875166
I want to stare at 2bs butt as well. >>731875319
Just pm me I'll be plenty open.
>>731874821
The shy types are adorable. Your special one has a sweet smile.
>>731875319
you can't, you wouldn't make fun of a basket full of kittens would you?
>>731873120
Oh, that sounds good! I've had Smirnoff once but I don't think I was supposed to drink it out of the bottle.
It's alright, just enjoy yourself and the night! And I'm glad you have a friend drinking with you, at the very least in case something happens!
>>731873176
Well, if you're always feeling bad... why not try being happy? I can get if something happened to make you that way, but if you're just sad for the sake of being sad, then that's no good! Please try to be happy, at least for my sake?
>>731873288
Well... you could always switch teams! And then just go back when the team you choose won!
But if you can't do that... then all you can do is hope! Don't get down if it's not this year, maybe next year the team can do it! You just have to believe!
>>731873498
<3 thank you for the kind words miss Juvia!
Oh, well at least your weekend went good right? And you have the next one to look forward to!
I hope that they can get on that pronto! It sounds like you've waiting for a while so they should hurry up!
>>731873650
Oh, well you sound you've been here for quite a while, so I trust you! It was just a suggestion!
Why aren't you active more? Just don't feel like it?
I'm not a super fan of that artist but I know someone who can't get enough of them! So good choice of song!
>>731873830
That's really cool! Have you ever thought of going pro? Err, like becoming a professional?
That sounds... eheh, I'm not a big meat eater, so I don't how much I'd like that. But it sounds super fancy!
Wait, catfish too? And what is kabayaki?! You sound like you know your stuff!
And I'm glad to hear you keep everyone fed! Thank you for your kindness!
>>731874016
Oh, then that's really good to hear! Are you close to your family? Now could be a good time to bond with them a little!
It's not your faulty for the headaches, so don't be sorry! It's just part of life!
>>731875694
now i want a basket full of kittens to play with, thanks