What's the best reaction when a girl makes fun of you, like

>>731866688
Be a fucking man and girls won't make fun of you.

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>>731866688
tell your mom she is the one that raised the pussy

Tell her she is fat.

Only a manlet lets a woman make fun on him.

Guys here are insulting but gives no answer.

>>731866688
Rape, then and there

>>731867093
This is the only reasonable solution.

Pussy? I am what I eat.
Little girl? Little girl with a __" dick. Be a man faggot and grow a pair

>>731866688
Go over and start a fight with them.
Perfectly fair if it's 2 women vs 1 guy.
They insulted you and you insulted their skill in combat.

>>731866688
dont let them. Learn karate smoke weed and chiil.

>>731866688
Insult her back what kind of fucking question is this? Show a bit of wit I swear sometimes I feel like I'm just here to answer the questions of the socially stunted

>>731866688
Break their jaw

tell that bitch youll put her in the ground

turn 360° and start crying

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>>731866688
Do you know what a mushroom stamp is?

>>731866688
OP is probably 12 and hasn't realized that calling a girl either fat or ugly will destroy her week.

>>731867374
I told her to stop or she'd Get the fuck out.

>>731866895
This. Works.

>>731866688
I want to take their feet out of them vans, which they are wearing barefoot, then lick their sweaty feet.

Stop being so fucking beta and alpha up a notch. If a girl calls me a pussy I grab theirs.

>>731866688
Tell them that the opinion of an ugly girl means nothing to you

>>731866895
This works entirely 100% of the time, even with stick-thin women. It really is like a magic "trigger switch".

>>731866688
does anyone have the rest of that set?

>>731867586
So, so true.

Say I'd rather be a sissy than fat and ugly.

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>>731867748
No. Do NOT say "I'd rather be a sissy". Two words. Two fucking words.

"You're fat."

>>731866688
Pull out your dick and start stroking it. If you can get hard you will be a legend. As a counter measure say "I know I have a birth mark the shape of Texas on the tip if my cock, thats because everything is bigger in texas". If they call the cops its your word against theirs. They will swaer you have a birthmark there......

Do your worst to me /b/eta fags 5127655014

Only replying cause dubs

Don't listen to this fags about calling her fat, ugly etc. This will just make you seem childish and mean 9/10 times. Don't be socially inept for a change and say something witty in response.

>>731866688
You pull down her pants and fuck her. Finish in her. No other solution.

>>731868020
Nah, ignore this. Call her fat.

>>731866688
Awkwardly pretend you didn't hear then come back the next day and start shooting

>>731867831
>>731866895
>>731867374
This if you can't think of something quick enough and she's just being a bitch just call her fat. Or just scoff and move on like her opinion never mattered

>>731867516
this, they'll never expect you to do a twirl and then cry
>>731867209
this

>>731866688
call her on her bullshit

tell her that her attempts at immasculating you are pathetic and speaks more about her shitty character than yours, then walk off like a boss

>>731866688
My friend '9-toes' is a manly man , but this bitch at work told him that he had a little dick. He said 'you know what! I think I fucked you because every time I smell rotten fish I think of you.'

>>731866688
A punch strait to the cunt.

>>731869804
this

she probably even wont understand what you said and her reaction time will be put out and she will look like a fucking deer in headlights

>>731869804
this and then call her fat

>>731870029
Hahaha

>>731869804
Then tip your fedora

They call you "a girl" because they think "a girl" is the worst thing a person can be.

>>731866688
Don't let insults get to you no matter who it comes from, ijit.

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Most girls make fun of you because there trying to flirt with you. You retards don't get it though

Call her a cunt

>>731870374
>finnesse means you wear a fedora

fuck how do you even survive with a two page vocabularly anon?

nevermind i dont care

>>731870511
It's true, but its clumsy you still have to point out her bullshit tho.

>>731870698
How autistic are you?
Getting flirted with is too hurtful for your safespace?
They aren't doing it to hurt you, so don't get hurt over it. Jesus Christ.

if a woman tries to immasculate you then lots of things you can do.
my favourite lately is agreeing with them and then getting visibly pissed off that they are being insensitive. really gets everyones neuron firings, basically the equivelant of throwing a chair into a crowd of niggers

The only pussy here is yours and it sounds like it needs to be fucked until it shuts the fuck up.

>>731871036
You're a desperate beta.

Call them meatball

>>731866973

Let's. Are you implying you bitch slap a broad to silence her?

>>731871036
about as autistic as you are thinking that the bitch that hit your car is trying to flirt with you while swinging a club lock you fucking spastic

get a grip chad, this place isnt for you.

>>731866688
I am what i eat...?

>>731871317
have before and it works er' time

>>731866688
have sex with her and all her friends, that'll show 'er

>>731866688
666 88 What the actual FUCK

Reply: Hit her and rape her until she learns

shut up bitch.
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