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Sup /b/ 23 y.o virginfag here. My girl says she's a virgin

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/

23 y.o virginfag here. My girl says she's a virgin too, we haven't fucked yet but I'm worried she's lying to me.

Pic related is her, only pics i could get because she seems really shy about it. It doesn't look like the pussies in the amateur threads on here and I'm concerned she's being dishonest about her sexual past.
She's 23 also if that helps.
Thanks
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What in the fuck is wrong with that puss?!?!?!
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>>731865092
>>731865128
...midget?
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Any help or opinions would be great
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I threw up on my keyboard
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What the fuck... How'd you get a girl that perfect?
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>>731865092
Butchered sausage removal OP
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>>731865092
she prolly a virgin cause her pusspuss too uggers
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>>731865092
Tha fuck? Vaginas are NOT supposed to look like that
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>>731865092
>>731865128
show the 300 pound gut that's squishing that pussy into an accordion
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It looks like the butchers and the barbers have been using the same trash can again
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>>731865297
OP, that is like a tranny or something. It is excessively weird looking, and look how hairy. All my money on tranny.
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maybe if she got on her hands and knees it would straighten things out a little bit. You could fuck her from behind
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Is she REALLY fat OP? Be honest.
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>>731865785
>>731865618
>>731865538
>>731865520

I asked for help not insults about my gf
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>>731865750
why would you save this picture? do you fap to it?
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>>731865092
>>731865128
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>>731865750
HAHAHAHAHA you can still see the penis. Fucking nasty
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>>731865750
Definitely post op...
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>>731865312
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>>731865092
WTF IS THAT
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>>731865092
>>731865128
Welp... that's pretty fuckin odd looking. I think its afraid
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>>731865874
Her sexual past is she was a fat man virgin who get his dick cut off. Clear enough now?
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>>731865750
Yeah, she had gender reassignment surgery.

Honestly, it's not half bad. Mostly I would be worried about the smell. They are usually scared to do anything to it and it requires constant pH and bacterial maintenance.
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>>731865092
>>731865128
This has to be shopped.
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>>731865587
Underrated post
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>>731865092
>>731865128
Typical black guys girlfriend
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>>731865092
What the fuck are we supposed to tell you? This doesn't even look like a legit vagina
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>>731865874
post a full body pic so we can see what's going on here
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>>731865092
what happens when medicaid pays for your sex change kek
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CAN'T UNSEE!
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>>731865092
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>>731865587

KEK
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>>731865972
Omg haha it's like the ending of starship troopers ahahaha ITS AFRAID!
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>>731865092
For fucks sake please be bait.
But knowing /b/ it's not.
Thats a man u homo.
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>>731865750
Them 2 dorrar sucky-sucky whores don't fuck around...
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You got jacked up, son. This is a tranny pussy. I would shoot that crazy faggot if i were you
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>>731865668
My face exactly upon viewing this thread
Well done OP, you magnificent bastard
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>>731866321
See>>731866282
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>>731865092
Spread it open
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>>731865750
>Not even centered
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>>731866282
that cat makes me feel sad
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Somebody screencap this bread
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>>731865092
I think I'm going to throw up.
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>>731865128
>>731865092
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>>731866543
Please god no!!!!!!!
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>>731865092
If you paid $40 for it you got ripped off
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>>731865946
That's what it looks like it's doing
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>>731865092

Dude, you've been making out with a dude.
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>>731866543
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>>731865092
Holes is holes
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>>731865092
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Holy fuck! Kill it with fire!!!
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>>731866655
it's fine, just a little ugly
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>>731865092
I'd fuck her anon get your nut man
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>>731866543
I really wanna see this. I know I'm gonna regret it, but I need to see this.
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Well... this is awkward.
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I don't know whats real anymore
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>>731867343
That's why I asked to have her spread it, I gotta know
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>>731867389
OH GOD THIS IS REAL
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May god have mercy on us all.
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>>731867389
im sorry is that a shit nugget in the vagina or is it rot
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>>731867389
Body pic for confirmation of y chromosome
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>>731867431
the fun is just beginning
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>>731866771
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>>731867389
>may 8

thank god it's not on my continent
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>>731867389
>>731867431
HOW IS POSSIBLE?
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lick it
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>>731865092
Might want too hold out a little longer. Or at least hire a hot hooker/s for 1st time.
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>>731865092
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>>731866655
me too
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>>731867431
Looks good, post more
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>>731867460
*heeheehee*
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>>731867389
So... what ? >>731867389 is >>731867431 spread?

It still don't look right.
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>>731867827
>>731867815
Fags who missed
>>731867431

It's bait
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what the fuck is going on here
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>>731865092
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So that what a pussy looks like
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>>731867878
I think >>731867431 is a photoshop made by a god
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>>731865092
I wanna lick it so bad
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>>731865128
>>731865092

i cant even tell what gender you are this is so disturbing
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>>731865092
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
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>>731867389
yeah, it's just fat. if she pulled her fupa back with her hands it would look normal. have her lay back instead of hunching forward
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>>731868041
But... but... but... That asshole is so crusty
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it looks like some sort of fucking amoeba formed a vagina over her real one
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>>731867389

Medfag here. I used to work at Cedar Sinai and of all places the gender reassignment ward was part of my training. A normal vagoo doesn't look like that or even a fucked up one like a hooker who's kooz is so warn out it looks like a shredded tire. The scars are a huge indicator of a medical procedure. Not to mention that's the hairiest asshole I've ever seen on a woman. Ask her if she'd ever been to Thailand or Munich. Not to mention check out that voice.


Protip - In all my world travels, there is one genetic fact between men and women I've used that has saved many of my friends from going home with someone that has a bigger dick than they do. Elbow to hip ratio. Take a picture of your true love with hands down. If the elbows are at the rib cage then you're not in the worse case scenario and you got a genetic female with a gash that looks like a shotgun chest wound. If those elbows are closer at the hip like yours... even though his winky might be in a jar of formaldehyde, you're fucked.
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>>731867431
honestly... This thread had me shitting myself till i saw this pic. thank you op. thank you white jesus.
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>>731867431
that's a neat party trick. I knew it was getting squished up somehow
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>>731868242
i bet you feel silly typing all that nonsense. -
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>>731866282
ROFL yes, so glad someone posted this great post. Fuck yeah
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>>731865092
You can't tell if your hoo-er is a virgin by looking at her twat. That's a myth. It doesn't even matter anyway. Just fuck her if you want to fuck her. You're in no position to be turning down pussy, anyway. You have to be ugly as fuck if you're getting photos like that in your inbox.
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>>731865092
Someone please archive this thread for ylyl oh my Lord this shit has made me laugh so hard I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Holy shit thanks OP.
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It looks burnt
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So many lulz. I was convinced that this was a troll post when I opened it
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>>731868538
What is hymen?
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I'm glad I'm a faggot. I feel sorry for you straightfags.
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>>731865092
Alright, well, I can tell everyone in this thread, that's not a Mangina as it were. Onto what it is however. It appears that OP's girl is so fucking huge (We're talking like Mega-Hamplanet class, has her own gravity, 500 lb shit here) that the fat is also Deposited in her pussy, literally making her Labia, which in a normal woman like this>>731867431 are naturally closed, in her, be balooned out. Bottom line, you're fucking a hamplanet, use her gravity to your advantage.
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>>731865439
dats some botched post op boi pussy kek
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>>731865092

Jesus fuck man, are you sure you're not trying to fuck a tranny?
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>>731867659
This is my favorite comment of this thread.
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>>731868242
now thats screencapped for future use
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>>731868655
show the position where it gets squished up
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>>731868688
Good call dude she's huge
>>731868655
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>>731868655

I'm seeing electrolysis procedures too.
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>>731868655
Make a vid of her leaning forward to shoo the cats off the remote
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>>731868888
CHEKT
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>>731868648
You're a stupid virgin. A woman's hymen can be intact after sex or broken even if she's a virgin. Read a fucking book.
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>>731868820
Fuckin this.

If legit, I didn't know pussies could get all munged up like in the OP
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I'm having horror-chan flashbacks here.
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>>731868888
QUAAAAADS
I literally put down the post # just to find this
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>>731868655
this aint tranpussy
OP your gf is a fucking alien
>>731868888
them quads
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>>731868655
But this one looks okay, wtf is the first post
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>>731868974
Are you fucking acoustic or something? This is a Hymen

Holy, holy, holy! Lord God Almighty!
Early in the morning our song shall rise to Thee;
Holy, holy, holy, merciful and mighty!
God in three Persons, blessèd Trinity!

Holy, holy, holy! All the saints adore Thee,
Casting down their golden crowns around the glassy sea;
Cherubim and seraphim falling down before Thee,
Who was, and is, and evermore shall be.

Holy, holy, holy! though the darkness hide Thee,
Though the eye of sinful man Thy glory may not see;
Only Thou art holy; there is none beside Thee,
Perfect in power, in love, and purity.

Holy, holy, holy! Lord God Almighty!
All Thy works shall praise Thy Name, in earth, and sky, and sea;
Holy, holy, holy; merciful and mighty!
God in three Persons, blessèd Trinity!
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>>731868655
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>>731868655
I'd do anything for loooooove~
But I won't do thaaaaaat~
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>>731867389
omg fuck that shit, you should an hero
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>>731865128
its like a vagina threw up then insides
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>>731865092
>>731865128
>>731865750
>>731867389
>>731867431
>>731868605
>>731868651
These pictures all look different. What is this?
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>>731869144
dubs kek.
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>>731869222
Check'd


But I just cropped the asshole pic from OP
>>731868605
See
>>731865092
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>>731867996
not normally i hope
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>>731866771
L O L
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>>731865092
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IM OUT SON
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Skinny smoo
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Squashy smoo
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>>731865092
darkness imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
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>>731869759
ahhhh, niiice. tits?
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>>731867389
oh my fucking what...
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>>731869759
It kind of reminds me of a sloths face
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um vaginas dont really change shape when you use them OP.
unless you have baby sized cocks ramming in and out i guess
grow up op.
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>>731867389
this is a real fucking thread what the fuck
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>>731869704
>>731869759
I'm so confused
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>>731868820
im not gonna wait much longer, do this or the FBI might try and return you to area 51
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>>731869704
>>731869759
Epic
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What the fuck is this thread even
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>>731867431
Photoshop date.
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possible explanation as to why the vagina is so fucked
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>>731869948
ikr i mean, what's happening here?
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Nice to see you got your shit done from one eyed pete the back alley surgeon.>>731869759
>>731869704
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Toasting in epic bread.
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>>731869909
Do you even read threads? OP is apparently female
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>>731865092
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>>731870009
>>731869704
>>731869759
wait shit it didnt update for me
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>>731869759
This is just awful
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Jews have something to do with this. Everything is off here.
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Let's see some tits. I can only imagine what they do when you squeeze them
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>>731865750

Post-op,cunt made with ball sac
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>>731870127
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DRAW HOLY FUCK ITS LIKE THE SHITTY CONTROLLER THREAD
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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>>731868818

Another biological reference point you can research yourself is a very simple one.

CHECK YOUR GIRLFRIENDS PROSTATE
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>>731870127
Kek what are them drawings?
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>>731869704
>>731869759
please become epic meme
please become epic meme
please become epic meme>>731869704
>>731869759
please become epic meme
please become epic meme
please become epic meme>>731869704
>>731869759
please become epic meme
please become epic meme
please become epic meme>>731869704
>>731869759
please become epic meme
please become epic meme
please become epic meme
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>>731870405
Kek
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>>731870405
OH SWEET FUCK
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>>731865092
>>731870405
Wonderful OP, they're making Meme's to the glory of your girls fucked-up puss.
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It's because she used to be fat, her skin is loose. You can see the stretch marks
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>>731865092

She's super shy so this I should The only pic I could get of her. Plus 80 others. And sharpie time stamp on her inner thigh. Because my virgin is so shy.

>try harder with the b8 next time faggot OP
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>>731870630
Are you retarded? OP is the fucked up vagoo in the pics.
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>>731865092
>>731865128
>>731869759
Are you a burning victim ?

Or just a misshaped trans faggot ?

Either way, remove yourself from this earth human scum
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>>731869900
>>731869900
You have the double of all the dubs. You have enlightement, and shit.
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>>731870405
Go away Cthulhu, 4chan is kek's den
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>>731865092
Post moar OP some of us guys appreciate the uniqueness of your girls pussy
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>>731870448
Is she saying ''I'm age 1'' and ''I'm age 4''?
Is the drawing anon saying she was fucked at different ages making her legs grow long? What is the banana bone? So many questions.
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>>731870716
Either way, /b/ has reached it's most rekt. You're making Meme's of a fuckt puss.... I always knew this day would come, but it has finally arrived and I still do not yet feel like it is truly real.
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>>731871000
She goes alright
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>>731865092
Did she suck your dick?
If so...
>she fucked black guys in high school.

Also. Thats the first Cunt i've ever seen with folds.
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>>731870127
i redid them with some sort of indecernability
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Holy fuck this thread
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>>731870127
I believe you are correct sir
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>>731871081
Underage found.
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>>731871078
Nice tits
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>>731871078
this just raises more questions. alright op, tell us what's going on here. i know u know
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>>731871119
What is with those hands?
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>>731868974
>Calling me a virgin
Good one faggot. I don't think you understand the way those things work. The things you listed are pretty fuckin rare kekekekekekek
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>>731865092
We shall call her scrunchie chan
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>>731870672

Stretchmarks

>>731865750

That is a pretty precise stretch, with a puncture scar likely where they had the catheter draining tube and another "stretchmark" leading down to the perennial. Sorry, not buying it.
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Threads like these make me check /b/
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op is the chick, just squishing her pussy area down to look weird as fuck lol, fucking weirdo nice pussy though when it's in a normal position.
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>>731865092
>>731865128
>>731867389
>>731867431
>>731868655
>>731869704
>>731869759
>>731871078

Marry that girl OP
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>>731868655
You have a girl who has an actual vagina, pay these asshats no mind. I wish I were you, I'm home jerking it. It's sad. You have a woman who wants your dick. you're a lucky man.
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I'm 12 and what is this?
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TE PUSS
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>>731865092
>>731865128
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>>731865092
Absolutely disgusting my dood
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>>731870127
LMAO, was this drawn by an autistic 4 year old
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>>731870127
>>731871119

oh fuck my sidez
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>>731871584
is mine better ?
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>>731865092
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>>731868953
oh my fuck
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>>731866014
>not half bad

lol wut
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>>731865092
That's where a penis was just previously severed.
>>
>>
>>731871412
heh, scrunchie chan
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>>731870127
the head looks like a chicken wing
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>>731871392
>>
PUT ME IN THE SQUISHY SMOO SCREENCAP
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Put me in the screenshot
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>>731865092
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>>731870405
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>>731865092
What the fuck am I looking at?
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>>731872640
>>731872686
>posting before you read the thread
Alas summer has come
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>>731870405
Haaa!
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>>731865092
Something good came from this endless stream of porn and vagina threads. Long live scrunchie chan
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>>731865092
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put me in the screen cap
ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
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>>731865128
>>731867431

What the fuck is even going on? OP I don't even think your gf is a tranny, she's more like a fucking Transformer.
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>>731870247
reply of the year
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>>731870127
Yet he claims she's really "shy about it" so this is the type of picture she'd send? Something that looks like 10 day old rotten ham?
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>>731871412
Nice
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>>731870125
I agree
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>>731865092
Please OP, give us some more candid pictures. She's gorgeous, and we're all here virgins. Please, give us some more.
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Blair white ?
She just did a livestream on youtube reading 4chin threads about her.. what a coincidence.......
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>>731873134
Meh. So what if OP was bait?
Still drew us in and saw the rise of squishy moo.

I have no regrets.
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>>731873370
I'd take this bait anyday. Lovely squishy smoo
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>>731873370
no regerts
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Can we get a spreaded smoo?
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>>731873370
Even if it were real, He has a girl he gets to have sex with while the rest of us jerks off manually. He wins, and we're still lonely neck beard virgins.
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>>731873370
> squashy smoo*
Fuck my dyslexia
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>>731873368
Stick your dick in it.
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>>731873502
Smoo is sacred and must stay sealed lest the Elder Gods reveal themselves.
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squishy smoo
squashy smoo
spread the smoo like sour cream smoo
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>>731865092
Sure its not a tranny? Thats not a pussy. And if it is i wouldnt put anything into that shit. Ever. Not even my pinky finger. Fuck.
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>>731873626
I'm no god but I know several people 2ith god complexes... Does that count?
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>>731865092
>>731865128
MAN THE HARPOONS!
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>>731865092
oh bloody fucking hell abso-fucking-lutely disgusting
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>>731873502
>>731873626
whoops
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>>731873626
if she speads it i'll spill my elder gods
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Wtf is that, I'm fat and my vag doesn't look like that.
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>>731865128
Thats a fucking mane
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>>731873834
CTHULHU FHTAGN
R'YLEH UNLEASHED
>>
Smoo needs a smashing mmm
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>>731873900
Proof?
>>
ITT: vaginas look weird when you scrunch them up
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>>731873900
Read the thread and show us then you fat dumb slut
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I love this place some times.
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>>731865750
A very masculine clit
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>>731873900
stop lying, Michael.
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>>731873834
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>>731873943
Ricky ticky kek
>>
ok, whos gonna post the squishy peenz?
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Anon, that used to be a penis. Get out of there ASAP.
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>>731873834
>shy gf
>spreading its vagina with sharpie next to it on 4chan
Either OP is lying or has 100 Speech
>>
>>731867389
Crhis chan, is that you?
>>
>>731874199
Gf has 100 dexterity
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>>731869704
>>731869759

Looks completely normal. Just dont squish it like that.
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>>731873834
Sharpie in pooper.
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>>731873834
I would fuck it.


My assumption is she was a lot fatter and has losr weight
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>>731874305
GF has 7 DEX. Smoo has 100 DEX
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>>731874199
>tfw you realize the picks are of OP who just wanted an excuse to show us their post-op pussy.
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what the actual fuck is this thread
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>>731873834
May I have some moar please.
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>>731865092
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Umm? Look inside a little. Is that herpes?
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>>731874611
/b/
>>
>>731874680
KEK
FUCKING KEK
I LOVE OP
>>
>>731865092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeSXvATLmSU
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>>731865092
She used to have a dick, that pubic region has had work done on it. Fucking gross.
>>
>>731873834
Ok, im a nurse, ive seen literally thousands of vaginas, and while i have seen more than a few that look like that, its usually very old ladies, usually with the hymen attached, so im voting for it being real bit holy shit thats weird lol
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>>731873834
>>
>>731874680
vulgtmnah ng fahf ah fhtagnshogg
>>
>>731873834
What kind of pussy magic is this? You go from Somalia tier sex change to petite pussy? Fucked up
>>
>>731873556
>girl
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>>731874680
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>>731865092
It's afraid.
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It gets sad on Mondays
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>>731874680
BOW DOWN
>>
>>731875009
I strongly disagree
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>>731870421
underrated
>>
>>731875163
Sharpie in pooper
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>>731868605
Ded/10
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>>731866014
>she
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This whole thread has been an adventure
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Boys we just got ourselves MEME material
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>4032x3024

why
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>>731875163
>>
For the love of god someone screencap this
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OP right now
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What the fuck is going on is this thread? OP forced his girlfriend to force the fat pad down on her vagina making it look like a monstrosity while baiting us with a made up virgin story?

He then proceeds to draw the vagina into a kraken? I have no idea how this happened. She's been hanging out with her vagina loose for 40 minutes now.
>>
Hello OP. Theres no way that thing is a believable vagoo. Kys you degenerate piece of shit.
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>>731875163
Scrunchie chan, you are awesome.
>>
face?
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>>731875163
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All hail Scrunchie Chan, new Empress of /b/. Vive la Scrunchie Chan!
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>>731865874
why teh fuck did you post a tranny then, holy shit that scared me.
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>>731875163
I ... oh my
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>>731875531
Wht the fuck is that thing
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>>731875532
Such is the internet
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>>731868953
>shoo the cats off the remote
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>>731875163
your typical foot fetish fag here, please show OP
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>>731875163
B'lung th'twa r'lyeh du'far gro k'loh fh'tp
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>>731868655
Oh damn, so it's actually a girl. Damn. I love how /b/ went from puking to fapping now.
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>>731875532
I let her get up and down in between. I'm not a monster.
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Please someone screencap and/or archive this for future generations. This has been an absolute wild ride
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>inb4 OP's GF is a tranny spanish inquisitor
>inb4 OP is the spanish inquisition
>mfw this entire thread just lost its most crucial element, surprise
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i love girl
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OP is girl, no?
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>>731875163
>>
>>731875163
You're lovely. Post moar.
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>>731875163
make it drip bb i want to fill it with cum
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>>731874686
x____X
gg OP
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put me in cap
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>>731869759
>Ring finger
>Male hands
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this shit so fuckin gross i was gonna go to sleep but now i wont because dont want nightmare
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>>731865312
This made me kek because I feel it
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>>731876437
its a monster for real
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