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My best friend (girl) just said for my birthday she would experiment

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My best friend (girl) just said for my birthday she would experiment sexually with me, trips decides what we do.
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Nut in butt
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>>731864914
Pegging
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>>731864914
mmf with you in the middle
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>>731864914
scat
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have her peg you
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Drink each other's piss and shit
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>>731865303
Roll
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>>731864914
Ballbusting and cunnilingus
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dress up like a woman and the both of you suck off a guy
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>>731865778
So close
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>>731865778
soo close
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>>731864914
Heterosexual Missionary.
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>>731864914
petplay with a buttplug up your ass
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>>731864914
tie you up and peg you
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snuff
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poop stuff
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>>731864914
experiment sexually with her. duh.
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>>731864914
Dress up like Sonic.
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>>731864914
golden shower
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Cool
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>>731864914
fuck in a public bathroom
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K9 for both of you
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>>731866333
winrar?
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>>731864914
she eats the poopoo Trips get
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>>731866333
Now what
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>>731866333
winrar
ice cubes up ass
fuck in a freezer
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>>731866333
fucking wasted
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Eat her pussy real good. You'll own her forever.
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>>731866514
lost
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klajnw
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awd
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>>731866699
callin that a win
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lucky bastard
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>>731866333
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>>731865296
this
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anal
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>>731864914
missionary for the sole purpose of procreation
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Cum Inside her ass. Film it.
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>>731864914
Lie together in the middle of a street holding hands in full plate armor.
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Cream her pussy and snowball
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That's her "gift" for your birthday?

She should be doing that anyway. Good couples experiment, bad couples use sex as leverage or a gift.

Dump
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definitely something you film because it won't last but the porn you make will get you through the dark times
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>>731866982
rollin
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pegging
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Tittyfuck
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>>731865778
rollin
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>>731864914
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crossdress
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>>731864914
Cram a cupcake in her twat and eat her out at least 12 hours later.
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Don't have sex at all. Tell her you're ready to accept your date of a life of chastity.
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>>731864914
EVERYTHING.
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>>731865430
roll
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>>731866883
The only correct answer.
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>>731865778
This
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Sit on her face and fart then kum in her mouth
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>>731864914
Anal retard
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Let her peg you then bite your penis off and force you to eat it making you into a she
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rollin for 888 nut in but
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Abstain from sex and wait for marriage. Rollerino
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Cuckhold by blacks
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Tie her up. Then leave and go watch tv
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>>731864914
1. She fucks you in the ass with a strap on.
2. You fuck her in the ass.
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>>731871968
Reroll
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Wait till her next period. Get your bloodwings.
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>>731864914
Trips say post pictures of it on b.
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Shit in her mouth
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Take her to your nearest sex shop, walk into the BDSM section, and pick a few things to play with
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"accidentally" knock her up
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>>731864914
Have her wear a skirt but no panties, go out on a date, fuck her repeatedly at each stop for the date.
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vaginal sex
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>>731873522
checked and believed, make it so OP
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>>731866044
Chekt
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>>731873522
>>731873100
holy shit, chekd
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Dress her up in a french maid outfit and fuck her while she has high heels on.
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>>731873652
>checked
>>731873745
>Chekt
>>731873758
>chekd

All virgins who don't realise that it's a 1/10 chance each time. Fists yourselves
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lmao just read this and rape the little dead girl
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Punch her in the fuckin face.
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>>731874082
Kek'd
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>>731873522
This with pic proof
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>>731874327
reroll
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>>731864914
Fuck a dead baby
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Get a dyke to peg you both
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>>731873522
OP here, I like this but need trips.
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double sided dildo
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>>731873522
rolln dis
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>>731874550
Reroll
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Have a black dude cum on both of your faces
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Freeze her turd in the freezer then shove it up here pussy any your ass.
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Fill up a large pot of pork and beans, heat them up, and eat them all in one sitting until you feel like you're about to burst, then eat some more.

Now wait a few hours until a massive amount of gas starts to amass. Wait as long as you can hold it in so that you build up as much volume and pressure as you can.

Now that you have so much gas built up at such a high pressure that you feel like you're gonna explode, take a short tube and insert it into your girl's anus so that the other end is sticking out of her butthole.

Now you're gonna pull your ass cheeks apart with your hands, exposing your butthole, and press your ass to the tube that is sticking out of your girlfriends ass so that the other end goes up your ass.

With the tube now connecting your colons together, force out all the gas that you've been holding back into her. If you're a lot bigger than her you might hurt her by pumping too much fart into her though
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>>731874691
this if trips
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>>731864914
Have her peg your ass hard.
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>>731864914
Fuck you in the ass with a horse cock then shit in your mouth and take photos to financially blackmail you forever
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>>731873522
and pics
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set everything you own on fire and have her suck your dick as you watch the flames close in.
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>>731875067
reroll
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Cum in her ass then eat your cum out her ass.
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Anal threesome with her and her sister
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Slather her up with mayonnaise and push her down a flight of stairs.
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>>731875466
KEK
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>>731875447
How do you know what I had planned to ask my ex in an attempt to get back together with her?
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>>731875293
roll
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>>731873522
this
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>>731875554
I said sister, not mother.
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dump 4 grams of cocaine into a 2 liter bottle of coke and you and her spend the day drinking it and cleaning.
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>>731874992
roll
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Cum in 3 seconds. then cry and apologize continuously.
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>>731875645
>I meant her sister too
>her mother had breasts so long I saw her nips if she lifted her arms.
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>>731875877
reroll
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>>731875877
rolling
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Pegging in public and vid it
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>>731875002
Re-roll for this
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>>731875877
roll for this
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>>731875895
kek
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>>731875970
This
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make out profusely on a public bus with obvious fingering until the bus driver tells you to stop
>Then you start fuckin
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>>731865294
reroll
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>>731875970
reroll
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Piss in her mouth in the shower and have her gargle
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She fists your ass.
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>>731874029
Don't you mean 10 chances in every 1000 posts for trips which simplifies to 1 in 100?
> So who's doing the fisting now?
Btw - if this is trips OP gets fisted while wearing a skirt out in public at 12 noon
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>>731875877
rerolling for this
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Merely tip your fedora to her. That's all the pleasure m'lady needs.
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Cum in her eye, nose, mouth, ear, butt, and vagine.

Name your newborn baby son Sue.
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Publicly cum on her face and walk her home with cum down face and tits (them still out and your dick out too). Pics for proof.
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>>731876595
reroll
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>>731876787
reroll
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hit her with a chair
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>>731876205
re-reroll
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throw sand in her face
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>>731864914
Butt stuff, but not you doin' stuff to her
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make her get a job
take all her money
buy yourself a mink coat, a came. and a feathered hat and beat her ass when she talks back.
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>>731877165
>pocket sand?
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Hold hands lewdly.
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put Nair in her shampoo
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>>731877279
fine sand
in a baggy
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shit in a sandwich bag and slap her with the open end
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>>731877279
This
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just fuck her op, i wish i was in your shoes
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inject a large amount of lemon oil into all of her tampons.
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>>731877165
He hates sand. It's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.

If trip then this: >>731876787
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>>731873522
dis
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Have her and your mom cuck you
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>>731876787
roollll
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>>731864914
Chop off your dick and you both eat it together, Lady and the Tramp style.
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>>731876787
dis
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have her suck off some vagrant then make out with her
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cum in a dog's anus then have her suck it out with a straw, hork it on to the table, then you snort it like you would cocaine
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Put fluids over each other in public and walk around covered in them and with body still exposed.
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insert a catheter into your urethra and drain your urine into a bag and then turkey baste that shit into her butt hole.
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Make sweet love to her while she looks into your eyes and make her call you "GOD"
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Inflate ass and bagine
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>>731877777
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suck off a dog and have her fuck a horse. then insert a cucumber in her vagina and have her fuck your anus with the other end.
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Missionary.
Hips elevated with a pillow.
Look into her eyes.
call her a nigger
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>>731878614
reroll with pics though
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Fuck her in the anus
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Handjob only
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>>731879111
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Your girlfriend gets fucked by a big dicked black man while she wears a hijab
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>>731879111
W A S T E D
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>>731879111
Fucking THIS is the winner?
eh
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Pee in her
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>>731879111
with pics at least
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