What's up with these? I keep hearing about them and the

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They're an excellent way to show the world how autistic you are. The fancier/more expensive it is, the higher your level is.

They're toys for kids, like yo yos used to be. If you're over 15, move along and don't try to understand it. If you're over 15 and have attention problems or are fidgety, then get one. They actually have a medical purpose.

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>>731853031

Why are they considered autistic? I think they look kinda cool.

(No I am not autistic.)

>>731853031
/thread

>>731852762
Underage b&.

>>731852762
these are literally the gayest fucking shit since pet rock

>>731852762
Literally autism spinners.

normies carry them around and make youtube videos unboxing them and shit

>>731853225
They're literally designed for retards that can't stop fidgeting.
I'm not saying that to exaggerate, I mean actual retards.

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>>731853403

Pet Rock didn't actually do anything though. These spin.

>>731853427

Why?

>>731853463

I don't give a shit about that. How are the spinners in general?

>>731853509

So they're good if you fidget a lot?

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They were made for people who have ADHD and ADD, but teens do what they do and made them a trend. Personally as someone who has to constantly don't something with my hand so I learn to use a butterfly knife these are a good alternative

>>731853031

>Fidget spinners are for autists

>Owns fingerboxes

It's a toy. If you like playing with toys, you'll think it's great. I wanted to try to stop biting my nails, and that's why I ordered one of Amazon for 2$ and free shipping. You'd have to be goofy to spend more than 5 bucks on one. I still bite my nails. But it's a kinda fun toy for 2$

They were initially a device for people with ADHD, autism, etc, to help them focus. Then it caught on with the mainstream. Now they're toys.

It's a fad. It will blow over. Like pogs or any other fad.

i am a terrible foot fidgeter. I wish there was a toy to help stop me fidgeting my feet.

>>731853716
Watch yourself, faggot.

>>731852762

First there were fedoras, but those were not enough so mouth-fedoras were created:
>vapes

Then mouth fedoras were no longer enough so hand-fedoras were created:
>fidget spinners

>>731853676
>>
>So they're good if you fidget a lot?

Yes, but just realize it's a toy intended for retards.
It's like wearing a diaper because you poop a lot. Sure it works, but it still makes everyone think you're retarded.

>>731853716
10/10

>>731853790
These things do that for me.

>>731853795
Ikr. How is that motherfucker going to come in here and start shitting on fnger boxes? What the actual fuck?

MODS!

>>731852762
I've got one. I'm not stupid enough to take it out in public because of the image it has with people, but I really like having one to fuck around with when I'm just on my own watching a movie or wasting my life on 4chan.

>>731853860
Thought you were going to say watches. But you know, Those have been around awhile.

>>731852762

It's the pet rock in 2017.

Anxiety relief device for semi-autistic man children.

Right up there with flipper knives on bearings, metal tops, skull beads, and other man jewelry for the douche canoe market.

We all own something that's autistic.

>>731854494
Some of us actually don't own any negros

>>731852762
Nigger toys for the uneducated

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>>731853403
no u

>are they any good

If you can't tell what it's for, you probably don't need one.

It's something you give a kid when they won't stop tapping on the desk. If you're an adult who needs one, drugs might work better.

>>731855105
I'm an engineer and work in cloud based solutions. I'm pretty fidgety by nature but I have to sit and look at a computer screen and figure shit out all day. I'm thinking f getting one. Fuck what people think. I make more money than most people who would see me spinning one and laugh about it.

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>>731852762
spinners are the low class pleb version of fidget cubes.

I find myself clicking my pen a lot when I'm just lounging around.
I bought one of these for $2 on Wish, Batman symbol shaped.
I'm looking forward to it cause pen clicking bugs me and my girl a little.
On the other hand, the pure stigma people have against it, makes me wish I didn't order it.

>>731856370
I bought one and I'm not even fidgety.
Actually I don't even know where I left it-

>>731856370

I thought about buying one of those.
Should I get the real one from Antsy, or are the knockoffs good enough?

>>731856763
the quality ones are infinitely better than cheap knockoffs. depends on your budget and whether you just want to try out the novelty or if you'll actually get some use out of it.

Can anyone recommend a spinner that doesn't suck? There are so many and it's giving me an autistic information overload.

>>731853676
>>731852762
someone with a basic 3d printer and a mcmaster carr account is now a millionaire

only in america

>>731857439
Yeah, only in America can you make an actually successful business

:)

>>731857622
Oh yeah, I wasn't bashing it. I think that's great.

>>731857412
Brought one out of Copper a few minutes ago. Quied solid one. Google U 13 Copper Spinner it's for about 15 Bucks an schould be 75 g heavy. You could get a aluminium knock of in china for 1 dollar as well

>>731854462
>flipper knives
Kek, you have the audacity to call others man children? What do you call your computer, the clicky box?

>>731852762
Why the fuck do they use bearings to add weight? Seems like a solid chunk of metal would be more practical.

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Fidget spinners should be shunned by society because they are a prime example of how humans foolishly treat the symptoms to a problem instead of finding an actual cure for the problem.

Have frequent headaches? Don't bother investigating WHY you are having these headaches, just take ibuprophen.

Have frequent diarrhea because your diet consists of pizza and beer? Keep eating what you're eating and just throw back a bottle of pepto-bismol after one of your grotesque eating binges.

Find yourself unable to keep your hands at your side for two seconds without fidgeting? Don't bother to restrain your caffeine consumption, or look into resolving your crippling nervousness or anxiety, have this neat little toy that encourages you to embrace those tendencies through tactile sensation.

>>731858075
agreed, seems pretty fuckin dumb

>>731858075
Plastic is cheaper than metall

>>731858340
The three bearings on the outside are metal and more expensive than three slugs of steel.

>>731858258
Hey, man. I was born in July... Don't associate me with that autism.

>>731857012


Any particular one you would recommend, other than the original?

>>731858075

Probably because the company that creates these fidget spinners bought a bulk quantity of skateboard bearings.

Remember how big skateboarding was during the MTV/Jackass era? And now it's deader than dead. I bet there are entire warehouses out there full of those little bearings that will never be used besides in an autistm-enabling toy.

>>731858471
These are no bearings, just weights as far as I know

>>731858258

Have crippling autism? Don't bother trying to get help, just post on 4chan.

>>731852762
It's like a finger box

>>731858532
True. They're cheap Chinese bulk I suppose.

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>>731858595

>mocking people who post on 4chan while posting on 4chan

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>>731852762
Clearly playing with the base of a hurrycane

>>731858760
I'm pretty sure anon understood what he was saying. You're not too autistic to make fun of yourself, are you?

>>731852762
Its a "fidget toy", specifically a fidget spinner, its designed for people with ADHD, autism, and other attention/stimulation issues. However, they have become the IT toy of the season among all kids.

>>731858986

I was pointing out the irony of the statement, not trying to attack them or engage in a debate.

...or are you too autistic to realize that?

So like...at the risk of outing myself as an autistic retard, how much does one of these things cost?

>>731859196
You didn't understand what the first anon said or what I said. You are literally retarded.

>>731859305

You are out to lunch. Kys my guy.

>>731859224
$3 to $20 (most ive seen it sell for)

>>731852762
I came in 3rd place last night at the spinning competition. My mom took me to McDonalds afterwards.

>>731854888
Checked

Toys for adult children. Love how yhey market them as tools to help you think/focus.

>>731859224
1 to 150+ dollars. Depends on the modell. Seen some for 900 as well

>>731859613
What the actual fuck?

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Youtube is precisely why I'm not having children, ever.

I'm not raising some jew slave.

>>731859613
Fucking ridiculous. That's worse than paying $1k for some niggers shoes.

>>731859860
So did you watch the videos? What was the verdict? Is all the extra money worth it or no?

>>731857439
No, the lady who invented them let the patent lapse some time ago and she's basically just lower middle class.

>>731858258
I don't think you get it.

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>>731859760
Here you go

I believe they are the major causes to Autism to humans under the age of 18. Parents just buy them due to them making it impossible to control them over the nigger music going on in our world. I advvice you to not buy it, teach your kids the old fashion way.

>>731860237
I don't even know what this is or what to do with it, but it kind of does look visually appealing to me for some odd reason.

>>731859860
Why not just deny them internet access? Buy them Motorola bricks. Thats more than ever had.

>>731853716
Loll new fag spotted
Finger boxes were a meme created to spot newfags. They don't even exist.

They are literally for autistic children and kids with mental disabilities. Otherwise parents get them to keep their faggoty would've-been abortions occupied while they shoot heroin and fuck strangers on the street corner.

>>731852762
Summer is Here

>>731860184

I don't think YOU get it

>>731860463
>They don't even exist

Then what did I just buy for 50 bucks?

Personally, i think spinners are useful call me cancer all you want, but i bought one for a few bucks. its alright.

what's really fucking stupid is the fact that some of them are custom made and hand designed and shit like that. they're toys, not fucking skateboards.

>>731853031
/Thread

I fidget my cock a lot....will this help me?

>>731860676
Probably nothing because you're a broke NEET.

>>731860566
It's been summer since 2003

>>731853509
Can confirm.
Tard wrangler and several of my clients have these fucking things. Some have different colored weights so they look different depending on the speed of the spin.

Beats the crap out of those fidget box things. Those things usually had a clicker side.... I love my job, but I seriously wanted to shove those fucking things down the clients' throat after a few hours of that shit.

>>731860237
It's a piece of brass and a bearing. Minimal machining. 125?! Who's the Jew behind this?

>>731860475
>parents get them to keep their faggoty would've-been abortions occupied while they shoot heroin and fuck strangers on the street corner

That sounds fucking awesome

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>>731860463
>tfw you're so much of a newfag that you think fingerboxes actually was a meme
get the fuck out and go buy one

This thread is documenting the future of landfill

I want something to play with in my hands. I'm 41 these are ok when I'm driving.

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>>731860810

Got one for a couple bucks on amazon before i knew what they were. Took 3 weeks to ship. Finally got it and played with it a little. Now its something to mindlessly do while waiting for customers at my low pay shitjob for fags.

>>731853225
They genuinly designed as a stimulation thats not a huge distraction for children with ADHD and Autism

So where do you get one of these things?

>>731853892
This man didnt get a reply because spot
on with his analogy.
>>731853676
Mr.Autismo crys

>>731852762
its just another toy thats gonna be popular until its banned from most schools because of mid-class disturbances and violence (rubiks cubes and yoyos are other examples)

>>731859860
Ignoring the shitty youtubers.
How the fuck can one of those things cost $100? Aren't they just few ball bearings fitted to a cheap plastic casing?

>>731861785
They're selling them at the gas station near me.

>>731862057
I have horrible anxiety and nervous energy so I'm going to keep an eye out for them.

Just get a speed cube.

>>731860297
At least autistic people listen to power metal and not nigger music

>>731852762
These things are seriously retarded. They were made to be a fidget toy and literally all they are is a distraction.

>>731862414
You know what's more autistic than spinners? Shad's artwork.

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>>731853676

my 14 y/o brother sells these at his school.
18+ site...

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Anyone that likes these things are possibly autistic.

>>731853700
Another suggestion is anxiety, which is why I'm considering getting one. When I get anxious I fidget like a bitch and this might help. Pretty mindless and can let me do something else.

I'm also a relative rich autist and would love something cool looking so I might get one of those spikey ones with the cool colors.

>>731865141
lol maybe I'm fucking autistic. Or I have ADHD. Regardless, I'm figuring out in a couple weeks how retarded I am.

>>731853676
My pet rock and i killed niggers together... Those were the days...

>>731853892
Fucking /THREAD

I often fidget with my zippo lighter when I'm bored.

>>731854163
Except watches are practical and classy, especially when dressing up. Nothing says clueless douche like someone pulling out an phone to check the time in a suit.

>>731858258
Your picture is wrong, Cancer should be a crab

Eh sorta fun to play with, nothing I'd use in public though.

>>731857981
>inb4 rooty tooty point n shooty

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>>731853509

yes we understand what literally means...

>>731856763
be prepared to wait for fucking ever if you order from antsy. i ordered back in early feb and still haven't gotten mine. some kickstarter backers haven't gotten theirs either

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>>731852762

>>731868830
kek

>>731856370
I ordered one from China for <$4 Canadian. I'll let you know.

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>>731853403
shut your fat fuck up

>>731858258
>let's not give people pain medicine b/c it doesn't fix their issues amirite
please rethink your argument

>>731868830
keked hard

>>731860676
>he didn't inherit his grandfather's fingerbox collection
sure sucks to suck

>>731862026
Depends on the quality of the bearings and housing. El cheapo bearings and a simple plastic shell makes them inexpensive but lower quality. A CNC machined steel or aluminum housing and all ceramic bearings is going to cost more.

>>731860463
>oh em gee guise i know 4chan culture n shitz, I is coolz kid now?

>>731869232
What in the name of God's green Earth is a "fingerbox"?

>>731858258
For small issues, fidget toys ARE a solution. I bought a spinner to take to work, so when I'm walking through the back of the store or before we open, I mess with the spinner instead of my phone. I usually just get on facebook just to scroll, but I'd rather my managers not see me on my phone, so a spinner is a better option.

Fidget spinners were originally made for actual Augusta and ADHD kids to have a device to fidget with during school, hence the name fidget spinner.
It was actually a good tool to help kids with attention disabilities until the faggotry came along.
These normie faggots started making "unboxing videos" and other shit involving the fidget spinners. They made these things so popular in the first place. Trends like these last around a few months before dying out to some new shitty trend

>>731868935
Like $2.82US. I couldn't afford not to buy it.

>>731869569
It's a meme where people pretend it isn't a meme, like skub. They act like it's a real thing no matter what.

>>731870415
but wat is fengerbox?

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>>731870415
look at this fucking newfag.
I still don't understand why all these newfags act like fingerboxes aren't real. Fucking everyone I grew up with had at least a cheap one.

>>731856370
What do you do with this?

>>731858532
I don't know man, where I live I still see a bunch of kids skateboarding and older guys longboarding here in Colorado.

There's a skateboard park right down the street that is pretty packed when it's nice out during regular hours.

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>>731852762

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU0aHXKZCXg

Watch this and tell me you don't want a spinner.

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>>731852762
Mine. Fucking love these things.

>>731871123
Thanks for proving my point. To the actual newfags, the joke is that you don't understand why people want a box to put their finger in while people talk about it as if its a normal part of life. Let it die already.

>>731872256
Is this particular model better than others? And if so, how/why?

>>731869643
I spin my keys on my finger all the time at work. Drives people nuts. These have been way better.

>>731872433
>Let it die already
This. Fucking please. It was funny once a long time ago but no longer.

Nice dubs.

>>731872256
Kill yourself, my man
>Plays with a toy for retarded people
>"Loves it"

>>731872628
Probably not. I paid $13 for it. These things run on a simple bearing. Literally no reason to spend a bunch of money. If you want some sort of super high quality bearing you can just buy one separately real cheap.

>>731852762
Advertising on /b/ what a fucking loser

>>731872924
So like...do I need one of these, senpai? Does it actually reduce anxiety?

>>731872883
Why can't I enjoy it too?

>>731872744
Back at ya

>>731869569
google Ay-O

>>731860463
"finger boxes aren't real" was a meme because they're hard to get hold of. I have one and it's pretty neat. The fingerboxes themselves are real and you're the real newfag if you fell for the meme. It was designed to keep finger boxes low demand, same reason there would be gore threads and stuff to 'purge' normies, to keep subculture subculture. I don't really know where to get finger boxes nowadays though.

>>731870415
>>731872433
>hurhurhur i couldnt get a hold of a fingerbox while they were popular i-it was all a meme guise theyre not real h-haha im such a le oldfag
Fucc off

>>731873048
I don't know if it reduces anxiety. That's not why I have one. I've always been the person that's tapping a pen or jimmying my leg up or down. Lately it's been spinning my keys on my finger and the noise drives my coworkers nuts. This satisfies that urge I have more discreetly.

>>731852762
Flavor of the month useless trinket. Now move on with your life.

I can't tell if this thread is serious
But I'm beginning to realize just how underage and autistic /b/ is

>>731874112
>But I'm beginning to realize just how underage and autistic /b/ is
Well I just realized how new you are.

>>731868830
I was vaping as I opened that
would kek again/10

>>731852762
>>731853225
>>731853676
>>731856370
>>731856374
>>731858258
> finally advertising on 4chan
We're a real cool website now guys

>>731856370
I just stick with my trusty fingerbox and leave this new shit for you faggots

>>731873428
>>731873311
You continue to prove my point. I've been on this site since I was an underage 13 year old. I'm 22 now. If you ever bought a fingerbox you are a true dunce.

>>731861437
kek

>>731852762
I like the ones that are really annoying loud to bother people when I spin 'em.

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>>731874517
Those anons aren't me, but now I can tell why you think fingerboxes are a meme.
Pretty funny, actually.

>>731874517
Being on a site for 9 years makes you a dunce.

>>731858588
>These are no bearings,
The actual bearings are some kind of super-dense
ceramic material.

>>731853225
Because its a bandwagon. Deep down they like them and want one.

>>731853225
>not autistic
>on /b/

boy

ITT:

Low lifes that make fun of people for liking things they don't.

And you wonder why they're so lonely all the time.

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>>731875956
oh fuck, bro, i think the site you're looking for is reddit

>>731852762
they're vapes for nonsmokers

>>731852762
Yeah, i mean it keeps me from absent mindedly plucking my facial hair, which is the only reason i got it. Better spin a gay toy than have half a beard, am i right?

>>731876383
Why do you pluck your facial hair anyway? Another pile of shit won't make the first smell any better.

>>731876032
Are you dumb?

I bought one mostly for the sick maymays. But it's kinda nice, it keeps my fingers busy kinda like you switch between weapons after you shoot with an AWP.

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>>731876032
>r-reddit
>REDDIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>731860237
Still calculating how many packs of cigarettes I could buy instead.

>>731876383
fellow trichotilomaniac can relate

>>731876573
I think it started as a stress thing during my last few months of undergrad, a little over a year ago.

>>731868830
One device to rule all autists. Imagine the tard army you could establish wwith these...

>>731858258
Ever tripped and/or fell because your shoes became untied? Don't re-tie them, stop wearing shoes!

That's how dumb you sound anon

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>>731860463
explain
also I have 2 fingerboxes for sale or trade...both are slightly too big

>>731876932
Fuck, i did not know that was actually a thing, thank god my gay toy is slowly making me normal again.

>>731876612
I can just imagine a real scenario.

>Be sniper for good guys
>Two enemies in scope
>Shoot first enemy
>Spotter tells me the other guy is escaping quickly and to hurry my reload
>Spotter resigns with a suicide bullet after I DO THAT THING AGAIN with my 1911
>Enemy escapes
>Enemy flies 9/11 tower into two huge planes
>I caused 9/11 with my fuckery

>>731877159
Interested, but will need exact measurement of holes to ensure compatibility.

>>731877011
Aight well just don't be weak with your grip on reasoning. It won't stop by itself, you have to climb the mountain.

>>731861437
Haven't seen that image in a long time, glad to see it again when it's actually being used in a good way...

>>731877395
Hence the toy to occupy my hands

>>731875956

Shut up fagit

>>731877373
>single hole 2" diameter
>teak wood, lacquer finish
>standard dimensions otherwise

i've had the set for years they are very well taken care of...just a little big for my tastes

>>731876840
40

>>731877595
It's not helping, it's occupying your existence. Like this site.

Unless you feel some system where you gradually come to stop, just stop. Embrace the itch or it'll make you a bitch.

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>>731852762
Kids will be kids. Anything goofy like the spinner thing will trend for them.
So don't be harsh on children.
We should all take note tho if u want to want to make money.
Make something that only kids will want.
Got to advertise it with hype, flashy colors and/or shiny.
Personally, if you're out of high school, & don't have a legitimate mental retardation but own one these.
You got a attention span of a potato.

>>731878011
...
Everything i do occupies my existence, literally nothing i do can't. Other than that i have no idea what you're talking about. I mean it started with stress and then it became pleasurable, and now i have a different way of getting that dopamine hit. Problem solved.

>>731878866
You were immortal, this decays you. You can still become anything.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.

This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 59 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry.

>>731879445
No shit Sherlock, i browse /b/ on the daily. I can't become a biological woman, thanks for lying to me.

>>731879482
I want to die, but I'm too lazy. Can you make an exception and take me anyway?

>>731852762
They're just a toy that's fun to play with, that's it. Kinda like a yo yo, something you can keep in your pocket and play with but is more discrete.

>>731879869
You can with enough time.

Or you can go the easier route of dying, holding tightly to your consciousness, and being reborn a female that's given meds because she thinks she remembers a past life.

>>731880553
free meds tho

n' boobs

>>731879482
can someone give me tl;dr?

>>731852762
autism

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>>731852762
it soothes autistic screeching

>>731880785
>long time

>>731862414
WTF I LOVE SHAD NOW

>>731852762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHwIsMpGnPg
these fidget genji shurikens look nice :)

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>>731877159
Has anyone even far decided to be has the murderbox ?

I heard there is some golden diamon encrusted grand pinger in the center only reachable with the longest spaghetti finger.

>>731853700
butterfly knife. autist detected.

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>>731881743
Did someone say GOLDEN DIAMONDS?!

>>731881743
>renaming the /k/ube to some candy ass edgy name in tyool 2017

>>731872179
i dont want a spinner

>>731874390
These stupid toys are taken over the globe already. What loser would actually advertise this?

>>731861994
Already started the banning in some schools. Kek some. Kids are huge faggots with the dumbest shit

>>731881981
>oldman

okay.

I work in a building where we ship shit places and we get these constantly. You don't know true hell until you have to sort through a box containing 200 of these goddam things.

>>731853716
Rule #1 about fingerboxes is that we don't talk about fingerboxes, cocksucker.

>>731854137
This seems like the most logical reason to have one.

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>>731853790
Well, boy do i have just the thing for you!

>>731872179
Still dont want one

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>>731858075
>>731858471
the ones with bearings on the outside can be swung around through your palm if you hold it by the outside bearing. just another way to spin it. --that is, if the spinner is small enough. mine is too large to spin like that, but I used giant bearings just for the novelty and to satire the craze of large or overcomplicated and expensive designs.

genuine use as intended does not need a 10 minute spin time, though it is fun to see how long it'll go.

>>731869643
similar here.. while waiting for a file to process at work, or waiting for a machine to finish running, I'd just take out my cellphone and find something to look at. at a place with fork lifts driving around and heavy machinery everywhere, the bosses don't really like that.

so I took some bearings off a random machine that looked like it could spare some and cut out an acrylic holder. 's actually saved me money -- data on my phone, and also battery by quite a bit.

>>731876032
Wow, that trick works well! Worked first try

I didn't have one. The morons on the internet are making a big deal of it tho

>>731853860
>>>>>>>>>>>Finger fedoras

>>731861437
It's been too damn long, anon.

You've brought me back

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>>731882792
>satirical spinner

>>731853860
LOST!

Will there ever be a new thing that we all like?

>>731862414
Shad always was a dipshit.

>>731884211
Suicide?

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>>731860463
Stupid fucking nigger can't even goddamn google

Hurr durr

Kys, my guy

>>731862414
ugh. shadman

>>731853403
but the spin

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>>731862414
fucking shadman

>>731852762
they're like fingerboxes but somehow even gayer

>>731884211
trap porn

>>731885312
That's a subgroup of another thing.

I mean a THING.

>>731884471
Can't enjoy more than once.

>>731853790
Cleaver should do it.

>>731885764
BUT GHOST FIDGETS CAN NEVER BE STOPPED

>>731852762
They actually seem kind neat
I've never understood the appeal of fidget cubes and the like that don't actually do anything, but centrifugal force is actually pretty interesting and things rotating at high speeds behave in interesting ways because of it.
Anyone who hasn't hung a bike wheel vertically from a piece of string thanks to angular momentum had shit tier early grade science teachers

A fad worst than the Harlem Shake.

uhh invisible fidget spinners

get on my level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRZW2Yp_bFk

>>731886033
Even if this is a parody, I don't want to click it because her face looks annoying as fuck.

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>>731886156
ur face is annoying as fuck

>>731855797
I'm just getting into big data in bioinformatics and working with servers/long run time programs it's very nice to have one in my pocket so I don't have to pace around the office

>>731853676
are you a pro genji?

Have never heard of these before until about a day ago. Thought it was stupid shit at first, but I guess I can see it. I have pretty bad social anxiety and pretty much constantly fiddle with lighters or change in my pockets when out at a party or socializing. I would rather keep it to myself though instead of pulling out one of these things in front of people though.

>>731882359
I laughed

>>731852762
>Go to NYC
>Just walk the streets all day
>Shitty nignog and slav street peddler tables everywhere
>3/4 of them are selling only rows and rows of these shitty light up spinners
When did these things become a thing?

>>731853700
I spin a drumstick in one hand. Really ought to train my other hand since I can only do it with the one.

>>731862414
>shadman

>>731852762
>autistic shurikens

>>731858532
skating is still huge and globally present, you probably just graduated high school and never see them in your life

>>731853716
what the fuck is a finger box?

>>731889456
the fuck? you don't own a finger box?

this thread is for faggots

fingerbox thread

>>731889587

>>731874390
Target audience

>>731882792
>some bearings off a random machine that looked like it could spare some
interesting

>>731887447
Maybe a month ago

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>>731889456
Lol newfag. Doesn't know about dank fingerboxes.

>>731884486
Shit only $400 for the CC model?? That's a damn good price I mean look at how sharp those corners are fuck

>>731852762
i work in a skate/surf clothing store and parents come in with their kids and wont shut the fuck up about them they keep saying "do you have figite spiners?" "NO WE SELL CLOTHES YOU DUMB CUNT"

>>731872433
Is pretending to be from reddit the new meta game?

>>731890157
you should buy a few in bulk off of one of the chinkshit websites, then flip them to your customers, what are you dumb?

>>731874517
If you didn't you're missing out. Saved me from a deep depression my man.

>>731852762
New bandwagond shit trend that everyone will forget in 2 weeks just like pokemon go

>>731890449
This so much. It's such a popular toy that's hard to find. You have no reason to not make money off it.

>>731852762

You should shove one up your ass, lots of fun.

>>731853676
>>731853225
Why the hell someone would buy an item that made with a 3D printer? You simply could print it by yourself!

>>731890157
Valsurf? Shot in the dark but whatevs.

>>731858075
So you spares. Simple

>>731872179
>17 minutes later
So it spins.....

$80 is not inexpensive when your talking about a top

>>731853760
Fuck you, pogs are still the shit.

>>731853142
Wait, so if you're over 15 move along but also get one if you you fidget?

>>731858258
Everyone who got their jimmies stirred had absolutely no legit arguments against this guy.

Seems to make a reasonable argument why they're >dumb.
>seems to tie good amount of dumb parallels in society.
>Everyone else gets butthurt and calls anon an autist.

I actually agree anon, and yet support all these dummy's freedom to continue treating their symptoms as opposed to seeking a cute for their ailments.

Inb4 I'm autistic or a fag.

>>731872179

so its a piece of metal on a bearing? in wwii, they used retards to sort ball bearings. this is barely above sorting ball bearings.

>>731872256

do they make it big enough to put yer dick in it?

>>731891453
Looks like any one of these would be perfect for *your* dick.

>>731889917
I prefer the classics like the ayo. I have a native Hawaiian made hand carved Koa wood fingerbox, double finger entry with secret bottom hatch. Fine craftmanship only cost me 1300 dollars

Pogs sure have gotten fancy.

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I've been using one of these for 8 years if I get fidgety while working

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wanna keep your hands busy use this you fucking sissies

>>731892224
How do you even work those newfangled slammers?

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>>731889456

>>731853892
kekest maximus

>>731892061
The ayo has nothing on the aylmo though, price to perfmance ratio.

>>731852762
>work at CVS
>8 year old kid and father hold one of these fidgeters out and ask if we have any
>I say "no, sorry about that" in a kind voice
wtf, hard for me to believe people going out of their way for such a silly toy.

>>731893731
That is a fidget box, or as I've taken to calling it, a 'Tism cube

my cuz has one
kinda boring, I had a gyroscope when i was 10

>>731893847
I work at a CVS as well and three different kids throughout my shift asked about those fucking spinners.

>>731853676
>>731853225
>>731852762
wtf is this ??? what does it do ?

>>731893555
Is that for opening bottles? Or for removing tiny oil filters?

>>731860463
The ultimate newfag post.

>>731894025
Enlarges your donger.

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>>731861437
fixed

>>731894025
It just spins

>>731894192
is there any use of that ? hmmmmmmmm like if someone gets anxiety / panic attacks and will believe its a magical talisman it will shoo demos away ? i dunno

>>731894025

It spins. That's all.

NPC-tier semi-retards found their new toy.

>>731852762
What the fuck is it?

>>731894092
forearm training

>>731894754
Nah, I have one of those in my garage. I use it on my car.

>>731852762
/r9k/ Why are there people spamming /b/ with ads for this? Its shallow but as soon as one of these bull threads die, there is another one. What could possibly be gained from advertising to /b/ about anything other then cock enhancement?