To all straight male anons, if you were offered $25,000 to have

>>731850099
no cause i ain't a fag

thats like 2 years of tuition in 10 minutes hell yea

>>731850099
yeah

>>731850099
Fuck no.

anyone who wouldnt has brain damage

I'd need more than that.

Considering I've thought about it for free then yes I would

That would get me out of debt and take a sizeable chunk out of my mortgage, so yes.

>>731850258
Okay 20 minutes of cock pounding action for $25K.

>>731850099
nigger you gotta make a more difficult decision. Half of the people on /b/ are half way to doing this shit for free

Easy as pie

Id do it for half (I swear im straight)

>>731850190
>>731850258
And how much would you want to take the 10 minutes of gay butt loving?

>>731850449
Heh heh heh, that's what I was thinking.

OP, are you a gay man with 25k by any chance?

Asking for a friend.

>>731850424
kek

>>731850237
or maybe they aren't a fag

>>731850099
No. 25k really isn't that much money to me.

I'd get my lube, shave down there, and get on all fours.

im sure my gf wont mind id love it

>>731850557
your the fag for not being able to take the dick up your butt and get the 25k

>>731850099
Yes but no kissing! I'm not gay you know

But honestly, Uni in Commiforina is expensive. Any one wanna pound my ass for 10K?

>>731850099
Of course I would. But then again I am a bifag.

>>731850099
that pic made me diamonds please more

>>731850713
>brain damage

I've done it for $100 on CL. So yes, I would for 25K lol

>>731850099
would do that for much less and i aint even fag

Hell yeah I'd do it

>>731850099
$25,000 for 10min is steep. I'd pay $2,500 for a night but it would have to be really good sex

Nah that's fucking gross.

250k and then I may be on the fence about it.

Def, I'd even do it for 5k

>>731850099
yup. Hardly a question

>>731850099
yes even if the money wasn't on the table i would just get my ass pounded unless he's small. I'm not gay though cuz i'm only into feminine penises

>>731850099
What is that? $150,000/hr?
312 million a year?

Yeah, I'm gay at that salary.

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>>731850099
moar pics

>>731851491
I'm gay either way

>>731850099
I wouldn't do it for $25k, but I would do it for money.

$100k would probably get it done.

>>731850099
mfw I'm not gay but I would do that even for half the money

>>731850099
no, I'd rather ignore the notion and get on with my life

>>731851491
>>731851628
you are both gay either way
>consider suicide

>>731850424
lost

>>731851644
you are gay and a liar

Would you have to cum? How does the orgasm compare to fucking pussy though!?

>>731850099
Probably. It'd suck cuz I have hemorrhoids and I'd bleed, but for 25k, I'd deal with it for 10 minutes. Then take a very long shower.

>>731850424
Damn the guy is a negociator

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>>731850099

I'd do it for much less than that.

>>731850424

wow

>>731850424
my sides

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>>731850099
>>731850258
>>731850424
Someone screenshot those!

>>731850099
Depending on how big that dick is. If its 5 inch or smaller yea. If its going to rip me apart you better go up with that money to pay for my urgent care the next day or that day.

>>731850153
Lmfao no shit..what the fuck

>>731850099
hell yeah. $25,000 is a lot of money to get instantaneously.

only $25,000? Nah, if it were a million then i'd even get on my knees.

>>731850099
yes

would do it in a heart beat. im straight and its not gay if you dont like it

>>731850099
How big a dick?

>>731850099
I once paid a guy $150 to fuck my ass. He lasted 3 minutes...

>>731850099
Nope. My income is well into 6 figures and I have no debt. I would need life changing money. He would also need to double up the condom.

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>>731850099
It's not gay if the balls don't touch.

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>>731850099
i cant cum in 10 minutes so nah probably

>>731851491
Same, Honestly I'll even throw in a dick suck every now and then for customer satisfaction. I've got it made wit that kinda cash. I could retire easy.

>>731850099
25k for 10 minutes ? Nigga I would let him record it and call him daddy all the way for 25k

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>>731851575

I don't have 25 000 $

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>>731850099

$25,000 wouldn't be a life changer for me, but it is $25,000 tax free, so yeah.

>still not gay

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>>731853084

wearing 2 condoms almost guarantees one or both of them will break

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Absolutely!

absolutely fucking not. If I'm going to have to live with that the rest of my life, have people give me shit (sure it's secret but where did the money come from) I'm going to have to have something to throw back in people's face.

"Haha, anon's gay he got pounded by a dude"

Me: "Yep, I sure did and I'm a faggot. Enjoy working the rest of your life"

In that vein, 25,000$ isn't going to cut. Not a penny less than about 20$ million.

Now, don't come at me guns a blazin because you fucking asked, ok?

>>731850099
only if the man was black, then he could pound for as long as he wanted ;)

>>731850099
depends if he does it to please me or to hurt me

>>731853488
You could just say you bought a scratch off ticket.

>>731850099
Only if his cock was small tbqh.

>>731853488
>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot

for 25k, go ahead.

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>>731853488

you can't explain where you got $25,000 from but $20M is no problem?

How about 10k?

>>731850099
I'm a bisexual anon. I'd love to have a good pounding.

>>731853635
Fair enough. I guess I could.

But 25,000$ still isn't going to cut it.

>>731850424
Put me in the screenshot

>>731853641
Re-read that last sentence cock-sucker.

Enjoy your cock.

>>731850099
yes, are you offering right now?

>>731853705
I don't have to explain it. The point is people would start asking questions and figure out anyway.

>>731853705
For that anon, $20M is "I can disappear" money....he wouldn't have to explain it.

>>731853545
Agreed, tbh wouldn't mind some big cock loving myself

>>731853398
>$25,000 tax free

Not in America, bro. When you deposit that money into your bank account, the teller has to document where you got that money. Uncle Sam wants to know where you got it...

>>731853942
I just feel like this question is posed to broke ass college types. Like, 25,000$ cold is quite a chunk of change, but long term it's going to do jack shit.

If you have a good paying job you make probably 2-3 million in a lifetime, I'm guessing.

So, 20$ mil to me is like, 2 or 3 life times worth and more than I'd ever make on my own.

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>>731850424

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>>731853918
>>731853488

hilarious that you're positive they would figure you got your ass pounded. of all the things you could have done for money, that the people who know you would say "well Anon obviously took it up the ass for 10 minutes from a gay man, no STDs, guaranteed secret".

>They know you well, Anon. They know you well.

only if I can fuck him afterwards

>>731854304
That's my whole point. People are going to ask questions. Like, literally everyone. They're going to find out eventually, one way or another.

Sure, maybe I lie about it and they don't know. I just assume somehow, some way, someone is going to start asking questions and eventually will know.

Even if they don't....meh, if I'm going to do it I want paid. My ass my choice.

>>731850099
i mean shit. we pay to get tortured for a whole lot longer than that with schooling, tests, etc. Getting paid for torture for only 10 minutes would be a breeze! maybe even enjoyable. you never know

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Can I get this done for $25,000 instead? If so I'm in.

Yes. Please. Where do I sign up?

Only if I could do meth first. I'm straight as cab be but when I get some meth in my system being a bottom sounds insanely pleasing

>>731850099
$25,000 cash in hand? Yeah, just lube me up good.

Probably wouldn't like it, but for that kind of money, I'd take it.

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>>731854597

We already know your price you whore: $20M

>>731850099
That's around 2/3 of what a minimum wage full time worker would make in a full year.
Of course most people would. What a fucking retarded question.

>>731851491
Agreed.

For that kind of pay, I'd be his little butt slave for a year, then be set for like.

>>731855039
That's exactly right, and not a penny less.

>>731854075

Don't put it in the bank, problem solved.

>>731854139
Yea, assuming lots of things but if I don't increase in salary from where I am at for 36 more years at minimum, I will make $1.7M to 65.

But I know I will get paid more soon enough. $25k is nice, but it's not "Know I took it in the ass" nice. $10M+ makes it a bit better at least, plus like I said you can just disappear.

yes but only if I get to cosplay as yuno/wear a pink qt wig and dictate the position I want

>>731850099
>I make that in 60 days.
>No rectal or emotional trauma afterwards

Original poster is a homosexual.

yeah

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>>731850099
He can nut in my ass for that money.

>>731850099

tell me where to sign

Here's the trick with these
If you can buy at least three hookers with the money you make, then it's fine, since fucking 3 girls makes up for fucking 1 guy at least for me

>>731850099
With copious lube, yes. That's a new fucking car

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>>731850424
gold.

>>731855193
I mean, I know this thread was created by faggots and for faggots, not straight people like the title says. But we literally sat around the office and joked one day about going out and buying new houses and new cars and quitting your job for winning $50,000 in a scratch off, then coming back to work a week later in tears telling everyone "it went so fast".

Many people make $25,000 in a couple months anyway, if you're taking cock in the ass for that, you just like cock in your ass.

Incredible how gay people aren't comfortable being gay though, they always want to assume everyone likes cock as much as them. We don't, faggots.

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>>731850099

>>731850099
>25k
>std free
>no one knows
>looser asshole means easier evacuation

fuck no

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>>731850099
I'll let you do it AND give you a box of chocolates

>>731850424
unappreciated comment

>>731850099
Easiest money ever

>>731855670
He said straight anons, faggot.

>>731850099
$25k to be anonymously pounded in a way that's guaranteed to be disease free? Shit, where do I sign up?

>>731850099
Fuck yeah I would.

>>731850099
You would need quiete a bit of lube for my virgin ass and make it 30k USD yea I'd do it

>>731850099
If there's a fag in this thread that would pay me $10,000 for 10 minutes of my ass being his, I'd be fine, but $25,000?!
Shit, fuck yeah I'd take that offer

I could really use the money, so probably, guess it depends how big he was and how much it would destroy my virgin anus.

>>731850099
Id do it for 250

NAHHHHH i can make 25k. i couldn't make my self respect come back

>>731850099
This would basically replace the loan I'm about to take on from the back, probably yes. Depends on the logistic of things, as long as there's lot of lube, a condom and I can warm myself up beforehand, I'd probably do it. I don't think I would if it's raw and cold turkey because of the risk of damaging my sphincter, 25k isn't enough to have to live with a damaged asshole the rest of my life.

>>731850424
kek

Also, yes. 25k is worth it, nobody knows, nobody should care. It´s basically free money.

shit 25k cash? Aight, ten minutes, you're on the clock and that includes time to strip down. You don't nut in ten minutes, not my problem. You're not off if ten minutes plus a few courtesy seconds, you're getting clocked in the jaw.

any fag here who says O ill buy a new car O ill pay off debt doesn't realize SURE you do those things but then life goes on and you gotta live the rest of your life questioning why you did it money will come and go but all your life you will be questioning yourself until you're and 65 yr old man taking it gangbang style in a bathhouse

>>731850099
never

25 grand isn't enough. Could I do 20 minutes for 50 grand?

>>731855952
no such thing tinkerbell