State you're job, salary, and age. I'll begin: >Chef

>>731838249
*your

Was running a 2 million dollar Kay Jewelers unit until last month when I quit my job to move in with my new hooker girlfriend (yea, seriously!).

Was making 75k a year managing the store, looks like I'll be serving as financial advisor and online correspondence manager for my new escort girlfriend (she literally told me she doesn't want me to get a new job because she wants me home when she is and her schedule is already nuts).

She brings in about 260k a year (pre-tax) so I think I'm going to ride out on this train for a while and see where it leads. If all of the indications continue the way they are, I may be retiring early with her... but a relationship with a hooker can definitely have unexpected twists.

I won't hold my breath, but until this rocketship blows up, goddamn this is nice.

>>731839401
Oh, almost forgot. I'm 36 (she's 26).

ttt

>>731838249
Hey man, i submitted a job interview at Wendy a week ago and they want to do an interview.
How is work there?

23, Male, Bartender, $28-38/hr

>>731838249
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Landscaper
11$
21@

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>>731840923
newfag...

Middleschool teacher. Appx 65k.

>CNC machinist
>18.75 hr
>25

Janitor
11.00hr
27
Virgin

>>731841417
Do you sleep with your students?

>>731842104
Fuck yeah why do you think I make 65k for?!

>>731838249
Why do I always see this?

>>731842537
Because you look at it with yo eyes

>>731842396
Teaching I would think

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This

>Java programmer
>Approx $4500/month
>26

I get dubs for a living.

>>731843546
Your fired

>>731838249
>Electrician
>20.16
>21

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>>731843615
Aww jeeze, give ol' Gill one more chance

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>>731843031

>>731843950
Your fired again

>CAD Drafter
>$24.53/hr
>22

IT Engineer
~1200.- a month
25

That is the magic of eastern europe. To be an educated specialist and get paid about the same as a Chef at Wendy's.

>>731838249

Works at Wendys.
Calls himself 'chef.'

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>>731843996
Do i get any cookies?

>>731844085
He meant master chef

Waitress
21
40 an hr

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>>731844126

I work at wendy's too

Manager is hot, would love to fuck her brains out

>>731838249
>IT System Administrator.
>$22.75 and hour $34 in OT.
>41, 25 years in the industry.

>weed dealer
>43
>about 10k eur/month

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>>731844074
What's the cost of living there?

>>731844352
Holy shit! Stripper waitress?

>>731838249
>Software Architect
>$60/hr @ 48 hours/wk = ~$150,000 usd
>31

I just want to die every waking moment to be honest

22, cofounder of a start up, 0.00/hour looooool

>>731844074
Go to ASU, they I did a contact there for 6 months and made over 100k I would have went back but I couldn't take the heat and the attitude towards Americans.

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>>731844377
Ok

>>731844585
I also work in IT the days I hate the most or the ones I have nothing to do, feel like a fucking eternity for my day to be over. I feel you B/ro!

>>731838249

>campus security
>$23
>23

>>731844499

I live in Estonia. Costs are about the same as the rest of the europe.

Maintenance at a private Catholic school
11.75/hour
33

>>731844676

Arizona State University ? What ? How ?

>>731844943
Jo õlipats

>>731838249
Chef
Fast food worker

>pick one

>>731845574

Õli peab patsutama.

>>731845630
Fast food chef

>>731845630
Definiton of chef from wiki: "A chef is a highly trained and skilled professional cook who is proficient in all aspects of food preparation of a particular cuisine." So technically wendy's chef is valid.

>>731838249
>> 29
>>Clinic assistant
>> 54k per year

>>731839401
where can i hire her?

>>731844049
my dream job

>Dishwasher
>11,25$ per hour
>23

>TEFL
>¥360,000/month
>24

>>731845849
"Highly trained"
Vs.
Flips thawed patties

So yeah, no.

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>Demolition / Asbestos removal
>18.75 $
>21

Occupation: masturbator
Salery: doe= depends on ejaculation
Age: over 9000

>>731845375
Australian
>AUS sorry

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>>731838249
You should throw in that part about how you've been 37 and making 8.75 for years you fucking mouth-breather.

Get this fucking cancer thread out of here

>Bouncer for a shitty local bar
> $7.50/hr.
>20-years-old

Also

>A/V Technician for a huge convention center
>$9.00/hr.

T-shirt printer
1 yin per week
9

>>731844585
with that amount of money, i would start saving to buy some houses and living easy from rents

>battery assembler
>$22.50/hr
>28

28
Theatre tech
£29k pa

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>busser for a restaurant and nightclub
>$10.00/hr plus an average of about $100 in tips every week
>18

could be a lot worse. doesn't get me very far in California but I just buy video games and records so I think I'll be alright.

>>731847035
Battery assembler? Do you live in US? Also, how did you get this job.

About $7500 a month on average
19
I make youtube videos lol

>>731847505
Yes, US. I was hired through a temp agency.

>>731841555
CNC machinist
15hr
26

Honestly it is one of the most boring jobs. It's so repetitive

why do you make this post everyday? \\there are no chefs at wendys

>>731847648
>machinist
>boring
I see what you did there

%triforce

>>731839401
>financial advisor and online correspondence manager

you're a pimp dawg. "financial advisor" (I.e. handle my accounting and taxes) and "online correspondence manager" (i.e. respond to my craigslist and backpage ads) is just you trying to make it fanciful

260k pre-tax isn't too great considering that's essentially business revenue. Let's say 150K post-tax minus expenses plus she has to get paid too means you're definitely gonna be making less than 75k. though i guess your income will be in cash so maybe that's an upside, but still... that seems like a shit deal

>>731846237
they are never frozen tho....

>>731844074
My mom is an engineer and she has like 400$ monthly in eastern Europe

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>>731847035
my bro

23

battery assembly

23.90/hr

>>731844421

that's garbage dude. 25 years of IT experience and you make $50K? Kids out of college make that here... developers make 75-100K out of college depending on portfolio. And this is NOT in California. You're really underpaid unless I guess you live in the middle of nowhere Kansas where you can get a 4,000 sq ft mansion for a $500/mo mortgage

>>731838249
Fuck....
I live in Dominican Republic.

Technical Assistant(Telecommunications)
305$ / month

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>Quality Control and Design at McD's
>38000
>32

It's only been a few weeks and that goddamn Szechuan sauce is testing my will to live.

>>731848374
Yup middle of nowhere Pennsylvania, 50k up here is white collar I have a fairly big house a few cars and a motorcycle. Cheap living but a lot of white trash, but it's better than putting up with niggers.

>>731848507
Explain.

>>731846237
Fresh never frozen, retard

>>731848698
'Chef' at Wendys.
And I'm the retard. Mm hmm.

Unemployed
0.0 $
25
Im a sociopath with ptsd and hidradenitis suppurativa also I am a
Depressed piece of shit useless stagnant object that is supposedly a human being.

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>>731848148
>It's why our burgers are the beeest!

>>731848839
>being this new

>>731849007
Whatever you say, sous douche.

>Exterminator
> $19.00/hr
>28

>>731838249
>"Manager" of a concession stand on a nudist beach
>11 bucks an hour + occasional bonuses + snacks
>22

I get paid more than the other employees but I'm the only adult here so I consider myself the manager.

Assistant manager at a Casey's general store.
$12.50/hr
27

I got stuck there after moving out to rural Illinois at my father in law's suggestion and finding that the only jobs available were labor or retail. My body is fucked from the marine corps, so retail it was. The store manager starting salary is something like $50k, which is decent to me, and there's always room to move up, so I'm just sticking it out for a while. After I get my own store, I'm going to sign my GI bill over to my wife so that she can go to school full time for whatever it is she decides on. Used to be I wanted to be a medical pathologist, and was in school doing my biology intro courses, but shit happened and I've basically given up on that.

>>731848302
Nice!

>>731847756
The sad thing is that I wasn't trying to make a joke

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Why does every girlfriend I have want children?

I met the Wendy's Chef once in Desert Breeze park in Vegas.

It was me, my wife, and my wife's son. We saw the Chef walking by a couple of trees toward a hotel. We thought it would be fun for my wife's son to meet him, so we rushed over and introduced ourselves. He was very polite at first even offering to take pictures with us.

Then out of blue he went off. Cussing and yelling about being harassed. He kicked me in the nuts and then just like calmed down and apologized.

He shook my hand and hugged my wife. While he hugging her he grabbed her ass. She must have liked it because she didn't resist. My wife's son was shocked and so was I. He led her behind a tree and started doggy styling her. I couldn't believe it. I didn't do anything, because I getting turned on. So was my wife's son.

It was an experience I'll never forget.

>>731848685
We've had so many Rick and Morty memers harassing us that we now have two different versions we're working on Original and Spicy.

>Student in germany
>26
>0.25 € per hour base upon my workload + sidejob
>fuck this system hurr durr student aint no gud job

>>731838249
Social services
55k/year
27

>>731848302
I'm in KS wbu?

Geek Squad Agent (Desk)
12.50CAD/hr
24

AMA

>>731838249
I kill girls and I get 3 million dollat pr day. I'm living in rich high class mansion in California. I'm 31 years old and I own private jet. While you virgins still work on McDonalds and living your mom's basements.

>>731849542
I bet it won't be 'amazing' and they'll be mad about it.

>>731849708
ya we most likey work together XD

>>731838249
Call Cantrell management
30k £
32

>>731849902
Oh shit, I start tonight.

>>731849441
Cool story bro

>>731849754
12 year old in the room, keep it pg everyone

>>731849747
HAHAHAHAH fuck Geek Squad. I get resumes from people who've work at BB I throw theirs in the trash. You dicks don't know shit about computers \ anything. inb4 IT system admin.

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>>731838249
Hi there!

I am job, salary, and age. Nice to meet you!

Crpender asistant. No education. 18 dollars per hour. Iceland aint so bad.

>>731850135
pics or it didn't happen

>Dad is selling the family aircraft company for $100million in the next 7 months
>I'll never have to work again in my life
>25

>>731838249
Grain farm worker.
$25/hr
44>>731838249

>>731850217
LOL Why you so mad fam.

I ain't really got much love for the place either, just a job to hold me over for the mean time.

So what's the deal. Get fired from GS or something? Worked in retail and couldn't hang?

>>731838249
web coder back-end spec. about 60k/year

>>731850363
interned through wheat harvest last year. You deserve more.

Load trucks for a private multi billion dollar company $16.91 an hour 23

Cook at Raising canes $8

Doing second job to pay bills

>>731850429
forgot : m, 27

>>731843950
Kek

>>731850370
No, they just think they know while stealing the average persons money I hate everything BB stands for.

>>731849325
QuikTrip is a good company mostly down south and west coast I've been there 3 years make 16.91 and bonus every month

>>731850686
Have you actually worked at a store like Best Buy? While it grates on you after a while, it has one of the better company cultures.

Stay salty bruh ;)

>>731850356

good for you man. start a charity or something. don't become another lazy do nothing loser because you have money. plenty of things you can do.

>>731848374
Not who you're responding to, but I live in Tennessee and what you say is pretty accurate.

>>731841417
>teacher
>65k a year
what country

>>731850370
Also, I am a system admin for a very large call center with over 800 employees, I work with tons of end users every day. I have very good social skills I just hate BB with a passion they steal money from old people for shit that takes 10 mins.

>>731850840
appreciate the advice. but tbh I'm wanting to travel a bit before i do anything serious with my life. I've never left the midwest :/

>>731846952
Underrated post

>>731850888
Dude, I get where you're coming from but the old fucks don't have to pay the shit. We don't present services as buy or die. Most of the times if it takes like 5 minutes we just do it for free. Otherwise get them a membership that gives them unlimited support 24/7. Where you getting your information dude?

Work for EPA $55k take bribes on the side extra $20k under the table 32

>kitchen manager
>$600/week
I get six months a year off tho

>>731850982

travel is good. just make sure you find something to occupy your time. i know a lot of people with money. the ones that don't figure out something to do get in a bad place. you need to fill your time and make give your life some meaning. otherwise you're gonna end up in jail or dead of a drug overdose. having money means you can choose ANYTHING you want to do. so just pick something and do it

>>731847172
Hello friend, I work with ETC. Who do you work with?

>>731851271

you should make more than $20k in bribes for committing a felony man... step your game up. someone says they dont wanna pay you tell them what they're asking to do will get you locked up for 20 years for each count

>kfc cook/dishwasher
>$8/hr
>20

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>>731838249

ESL and history teacher (mostly history though) for adults. I make $21 at one job and $20 at another hourly. I'm 28 years old in the US.

>>731849973
haha on 3rd?

>>731851790
yeah bro on 3rd

>>731846907
He makes it everyday you really think your going to stop him.... give up and move on to mlp fag

>Student at an American College
>20
> -$90/hour

>>731850465
Where was it you interned? What jobs were you doing?

I like the life. My first year at this farm so $25 is ok, I think?

>>731851552
You can't get greedy. You gotta keep it under $50 a day or try to. Don't want it to look like a bribe personal gifts are OK to accept.

>>731852073
Lel. Get a scholarship, fag

>>731851184
All I have to say is fuck BestBuy, they are a shit company and rip everyone off. I hope Amazon puts them under, they've already hurt their business, look it up.

>>731852577
http://www.valuewalk.com/2012/10/amazon-com-inc-amzn-is-crushing-best-buy-co-inc-bby-and-matching-prices-will-not-help/

>>731838249
Consultant/Developer, $70,000, 23

>>731838249
>Locksmith
>it's hard to stimate but i would say between $13-20 per hour.
>24

I'm getting my law degree sometime next year.

>>731852577
LOL can't disagree with you there. The boys at Geek Squad are a lot more knowledgeable than you might believe. We just get shouted at so much on a daily bases for customers breaking their own shit or not understanding how technology works, that we don't care much anymore.

It's not my fault you didn't backup your data you insipid fuck, and I DIDN'T DROP YOUR LAPTOP.

CHRIST.

>Warehouse shipper at Franz Bakery
>$18 hr
>30

>>731852577
Also just to make it clear I don't really give a fuck about BB as a company, just trying to defend the boys in Geek cause the abuse we take on a daily from customers is absurd. Sure there are some dudes who don't actually know what they're talking about but you'll find that in any position at this level of work.

>>731852776
Let me give you some good life advice, if you want a real job in IT don't ever put down you worked for GS period. In enterprise support we will never accept you as real IT person.

>>731853092
I have a good bit of experience other than GS dude, but it would be actually retarded not to put experience on my resume. Plus my end goal isn't to be a support person. I have my degree and am just at GS to make ends meet while I look for a real job

Programmer
£350 / 8hr
31

>>731838249
Dude you work at Wendy's ... some fucking nerve to call yourself a Chef

26 Information System analyst 40k.

Its in Ohio.

Been there for a year now trying to learn as much as I can, but I know I'm underpaid.

>>731853267
With this attitude and grammatical error, the only thing you are going to get is working out of a local computer shop selling CDROMS to 50 year old's and changing toner bottles. I work for a very very large corporation, I am telling you 100% we DO NOT HIRE GS.

>>731853584
Sure dude. Thanks for the advice but I'll take my chances.

Plus don't try to take a stab at my grammar Mr. "very very large corporation".

>>731838249
How have you stayed 37 for all these years? You must reveal your secrets.

>>731846992
When someone posts a high salary when asked what they're being paid they usually exxagerates add paste market advertising rate.

Don't get me wrong. Everyone does that. But you'll also have to consider taxes, insurance, pensions, etc being taken from account. That will be less than what they've done expecting

Business Operations Analyst. ( manufacturing)
52k + 10% bonus
32


I own a house (no notr, all mine free and clear), my truck is paid off. I save 20% for retirement.

Im single, and love my life.

>>731851790
whats your shift

>computer repair "specialist"
>$12/hr
>20

Pays off to know people in a small town

Food truck owner, first year only made 130k b4 taxes but buying a second truck for this summer season and still working on the game, and yea, I'm a chef

>>731855015
Yes you are. You are clearly the chief of a kitchen (even if it is on wheels) you manage your line, invintory, menu and business. That is a chef

pharmacist
$52/hr
27

>>731855281
>$52/hr

how long are your shifts?

>>731855385
8 1/2 hrs (30 min lunch)

>>731855481
fucking hell

>>731855776
meaning.. ?

>>731855936
That is a lot

>>731855281
Can't be real. I'm an electrician, I make 63/hr plus full beni's, vehicle and gas.

>>731856398
You've also gotta consider that I'm sitting on ~150k of student loan debt. It's really on the low end of pharmacist salaries.

I had an offer for $60/hr (comes out to like 16k more a year), but I didn't want to hate my job and dread going to work 12 hour days in a retail environment.

>>731856602
What about that can't be real?

>>731856759
I figured a pharmacist would be making around a hundred an hour or more.

>>731856681
Are you a lead or just a tech?

>Stupid ass teenager
>parents pay for everything
>15

>>731857086
stupid is right
>saying you're underage
bampersand

assembler
11hr
19

>>731838249
Never been to a Wendy's... what's it like?

>>731856957
$208k/hr for a pharmacist? lol, fuck no. The highest paid pharmacists make like 65/hr - the ones who work in the absolute worst areas at the worst jobs (like CVS) where they're stressed out 24/7.

Pharmacy pays well enough (typically >100k) but nowhere near that.
>>731856978
Pharmacy techs make like 10-15/hr and require no school - pharmacists make 50-60/hr and require a doctorate etc. Techs don't make much.

>>731857283
Best nationwide fastfood chain.

>>731857342
meant 208k/yr

>20
>night clerk
>€10,80

>>731851790
>>731851902
never met someone from /b/

>>731857904
crazy world

>Senior Software Engineer
>$147k a year plus options
>39

>>731858061
Fuck you

>>731857261
Assembler of what dildos?

>>731858061
Sometimes I wonder if I'll still be wasting time on /b/ when I'm older and more settled in my career/life.

>>731858723

Send pics and maybe :-*

>>731858891

I'm actually working in another window. It amuses me to watch /b/ scroll by while I'm working on thorny issues.

>>731838249

Thank you OP you have made me feel better about myself.

Draftsman
20 hr
23

>>731838249
Medical Assistant
17.25/hr USD
22

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>24
>Law Student
>Hourly income could best be represented in a negative number

20 male, electrican, £3.40 /hr , appreciate wage until I get my NVQ rip

>>731844421

>Bank Teller
>$15 an hour + 8% bonus
>Paid college
>23

In school to be a network admin, any quick words of advice?

>>731862519
What's the atmosphere like for law students, outta curiosity? Does every student think they're going to make it big and become a partner at some fancy firm?

>>731838249

> Student
> -9000 per year
> 22

>>731838249
>Student / part time IT contractor
>$30 per hour
>27

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>>731846688
Fuck off, newfag

>hardware store
>$8.75
>18

>>731838249
Literally no such thing as a 'chef' at Wendy's. You're either a crew member, a manager, or the gm of the store. Just because you're put on the sandwich station, you're not a 'sandwich chef' or anything fucking retarded like that.

>>731863333
QUADS HAVE SPOKEN
NEWFAG BEGONE

>Office Manager at small Law Firm
>10 but getting raise in june
>20

>>731838249
>Jobless
>$30k/year
>22

>>731863372
Why you gotta shit on this man? If you cook food you qualify as a chef. He can call himself whatever he wants.

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>>731844700

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>>731838249

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unemployed freeloader

Package handler
$12.25
20

-professional shitposter
-$10 a month
-20

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>>731863477

>>731863913
I did that gig for two weeks. Quit because the hours sucked. Dont regret it

Mosquito Abatement
$11.00
22

>>731849542
Nope. Don't believe you.

But saving just in case.

>>731863372
You probably think you're a big shot because you made shift manager or something and lord over people like OP, but why can't you just let him be happy with his job?

>>731846952
Kek'd

>Trader
>Average around €40-50 p/hr
>21

>Full time beef abattoir shitkicker
>22AU$ hour
>27

Also slowly studying geomatics. Wish I could fuck off and do uni fulltime but I've got rent to pay.

Dev @ Salesforce
$58/hr with agency taking their cut
Reg pay should be around ~$70+ an hour
26

>Hash slinging slasher
>Average £3k per kilo of hash slung
>Literally aboot 12

>>731864937
You're funny

>>731865079

?

>>731864258
Full time is where its at my man

Data entry
45k/yr
37

>>731838249
>barista at Degani
>20AU an hour no tax
>24

Lyft Driver
$22-$40 an hour
27

>>731838249
>Metalworker
>$10.50/hr in New York State where fast food workers are making $10.75/hr
>19

>US Army Infantry
>$9 an hour
>20

Go to college kiddos

>>731865214
You know what you did

>>731838249
Wendy's collar says MOM. YOU'RE BEING HYPNOTIZED, NIGGA

>>731838249
IT Operations Manager, 82k /year

>>731865233
Eh. Im a student and waking up at 4am everyday was doing a number on it. I got a new gig fairly quickly so nbd.

>>731846186
What's the average wage where you live in Japan.

>>731864937
You're not making $136k/year as a developer at Salesforce, their regular pay for developers is nowhere near $70/hour; not to mention developers don't work on hourly wages at Salesforce, they work on salaries.

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>Shut in NEET collecting hentai
>£0 per year
>19

>>731838249
Digital Marketing, $143,000, age 26

>Quality Control Tech for a company that makes surgical devices
>$11.00 an hour
>25 years old

I fell for the Math major meme and now my peers are all high school grads and I get payed jack shit

>>731847756
Yeah, I second him. I work with a CNC for grad school and it's my least favorite part of the job.

Job coach
15$ /hr
23

>>731838249
>Works at Wendy's
>Calls himself a chef

Fast food workers are burger flippers, you barely count as a line cook, let alone a chef.

>Line cook
>$15 Canadian pesos/hr
>22

>>731863011
Don't

>>731839457
enjoy that used up pussy brah, I wouldn't touch her for all the money in the world.

>>731866217
Sounds more like you live in an area with shitty low-paying jobs/the good jobs are unrelated to your field, or you're trash at interviewing. You either need to relocate or try harder. You could easily break into software development with a math major and some programming experience. Hell, I've hired self-taught sociology majors for programming jobs because they have a thirst for knowledge combined with self-developed talent.

Hitman for Hire.
120k p/h tho I can go months without a target.
32yo

merchandise manager at Barnes and Noble
14.50 p/hour
30

>>731867201
There's a bunch of engineers where I work and they make a typical engineer salary. I can't seem to find anything fit for somebody with a degree because I don't have any real skills.

Taking online programming classes at the moment, but motivation is low after being burned out from school and getting a shitty job afterwards.

>>731838249
Software engineer at Google
$80,000 annually
29

>>731867613
Probably fake anyway, but I thought Google paid more than that?

What does $80k get you in Silicon Valley, an outhouse?

>>731838249
Wow. Your life sucks

>Collects disability
>$600/wk
>18

>>731849303
Bonuses ? ;)

>>731867278
spotted the unemployed guy living with his mom

>>731852706
You are in law school ?

>>731848452
>Fuck....
> I live in Dominican Republic.
>
> Technical Assistant(Telecommunications)
>305$ / month
But your women are caliente, so you have that going for you.

>>731838249
I been unemoyed for 24 years. Im a black man making $400 a month in welfare. It was $500 but ot go lowered.

>>731867278
Who are you killing at 120 a hit ???

>>731838249
2nd year apprentice plumber/g3 gas fitter
$16/hr
30

>>731867542
I got a CS degree and my first job after graduating was $7.25/hr tech support, despite the fact that I had a $26/hr internship 7 months prior. 2.5 years later I'm making $115k a year. I took online programming courses while working tech support to keep myself sharp and supplement my knowledge, but what interviewers found most impressive was that I was driving myself to learn on my own, even if the language wasn't relevant to the work I was applying for. Good engineers and interviewers recognize this and will at least hire you at a lower/associate level because they know you are willing to better yourself and have drive. To this day, I prefer and am more likely to hire people who are self taught VS mediocre CS grads.

I was in your shoes, but I pushed through it. You want motivation? Think about staying at your shitty, low paying job for another year, or two, or the rest of your life.

My left hand
0.00$
21 but get a fresh layer every 30

>halp me

“You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

Go fuck, laugh, eat, shit, then die. That is life my friends.

>>731869505
How about you stick your dick in a toaster

>>731869810
Cause it's fully fuckin' hard and it wont fit, kid. Stay pathetic.

>>731869505
Fair enough. Thanks for the honest advice, chap.

Have any advice for self-teaching, especially for somebody with beginner knowledge at most? Books? Classes? Just figuring it out?

>>731869735
I'd rather have money because being poor sucks.

>>731839401
She pays tax on hooking ?

>Uber driver
>Estimated $23 hr
>26

>>731870429
Do cabbies spit on you?

>Burger joint prep
>10$/hour
>14

>>731870073
According to the IRS, you must report ALL income. Legal or illegal.


>HR guy at a pretty well known grocery store chain
>$22/hr
>24

>>41
>>fitness club owner
>>$150-$200,000

And all the temptation in the world. Pussy being thrown at me left and right. Sucks

>>731846907
he did throw in his age and wage... that's why you know them

>>731849708
KS gag here needing a job....where is this? Wichita?

>>731870584
Not yet, haha. I've had a couple throw up outta the window

>>731866142
Hey i'm thinking of getting into digital marketing, What's is the going entry level salary?

>>731838249
Student ex miltary 2k a month while enrolled + 14.50/hr Patient care tech

>>731847543
Right, Youtube...

>>731838249
Asphalt services
120/perday
600/weekly
Unless weather is shit
Male

>>731865361
apprentice though right?? 50%of jman wage?

stripper
5000 a night
20

>>731869977
>advice for self-teaching
The best thing you can do is have a mentor, or someone you can bounce questions off when you run into problems. If you dont have anyone like this, maybe you can find someone or somewhere online. If you have jobs available near you, look at what technologies/languages are common among them, and start by trying to learn those. Right now I feel like Java and Javascript can land you a job in nearly any geographic region in the US.

The current trend for self-taught programmers seems to be in JavaScript (plus HTML and CSS, of course). You'll have to start with the basics, and then ideally gain experience in some framework that everyone uses. So learn some basic bitch javascript, then tackle something like Angular 1.x/2 or React. That'll get your feet wet and allow you to at least get a job somewhere. With Trump changing up the H1B program, its likely we'll have less Pajeets coming over from India for the near-term, so I feel like lower-tier code monkey jobs are going to become more available.

You should probably take an online course in web development (or whatever your local tech jobs target) on some website like codecademy. Watch the videos/read the crap/ write your own code. Do not copy paste. After you complete each step of a tutorial, ask yourself, "Is this the best way to implement this solution?" and do a google search AFTER YOU HAVE COMPLETED IT to see if there is an easier, quicker, or more optimized solution.

>books
I've never really used them when learning, only when honing already learned skills. Youtube and online tutorials are better for the initial build up of knowledge.

>to be continued

>>731867954
Atleast OP is actually doing something.

>>731838249
RN
$120K/year
33 in two weeks

Med school student
-$7000 a month
20 years old.
I talk a lot of shit about med school, but I'm loving it.

>>731872369
Yeah, but make it through and you'll be set.

>>731872187
>RN
>$120K/year

Try again. Unless you're working a shitload of overtime.

>>731869977
>>731871933
>classes
In-person classes are likely to be a waste of most of the time you spend there. If you are unable to learn the basics online, on your own, then in-person classes will probably be beneficial to you. Recently 'code bootcamps' have sprung up in a lot of locations. These places are typically good and throw condensed information down your throat so you get up to speed very quickly. I've heard that they cost around $10-$20k for a half year or whatever their cycle is, and some of them are pretty selective about their candidates.

>just figuring it out
Yeah, thats how you learn. Use whatever resources you have available, but like I said, dont just copy/paste. You actually need to learn and after you come up with a solution, find out if its actually the best way to solve a problem.

Hit me up on steam if you want a mentor, my name is Dr. Pizzaman and I've got a dick for a middlefinger and nose. I've got 2 accounts, just add them both.

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>Mental health worker
>Honestly don't know my hourly wage but make $760 every 2 weeks
>28

>>731872569
It's called central California. I know RNs, RNs!, making $90/hr.

>>731869977
>>731872577
After you've actually learned some shit, try to be up to date on best practices and use a version control system (create an acccount on github, do not use the gui, use command line interface). That'll be the icing on the cake that is your resume.

I just threw a lot of shit your way, but take it incrementally, a week at a time. You can land a new job as soon as 5-6 months.

Oh, also apply to a bunch of places and be ready to fail your first interview hard. Your first interview is probably going to be a throw-away, it will teach you what people are looking for and allow you to hone in on it for the next one.

>>731872828
Oh, that might be somewhat believable, but I'd imagine still with overtime & paying $3k/month to rent a shoebox or something.

>>731838249
On road Heavy duty mechanic
40$hr in shop, $100 hr service calls using my own service truck.

>>731841003
What I used to make $25 CAD doing landscaping. So about $20 USD

>>731872977
Again, highly appreciated.

You give a 5-6 month estimate there, but how many hours per week would you say that is?

F&B management
$60,000 base plus $40,000 profit sharing
24

>>731873015
Rent is high... I pay $1500/month for a two bedroom two bathroom apartment. I'm originally from the rural south, so I've seen the polar opposite of cost of living.

Student at a military college
250 every two weeks
19